10 of the Dumbest Toys Ever!

[@tommybenefield1480]

Man, that ending really got me in the gut. I sincerely choked up seeing you take down the poster. Here's wishing you all the best in your new home, Junkman. Hope to see more videos soon. Till then, I'll watch the few I haven't seen before.

[@Brett0000]

I’m not sure how I know this but Skipper was not a knock off, it’s Barbie’s little sister

[@willhammers9761]

Mmm...hmmm🙄

[@TheKingsCourt1972]

Mommy gets to ride on daddy’s tummy...🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theTemplar08]

I’m sure daddy had a saddle and crop for mommy to wear!

[@cheapphish]

I'm kinda partial to the science set that included actual plutonium or radium...something deadly. But educational!

[@nicholasdickens2801]

Indeed. Imagine the tag line? “Learn your lesson right. You cannot afford to get it wrong kiddies!”

[@cheapphish]

@@nicholasdickens2801 Little Billy glows in the dark now, no big deal, he'll never need another damn nightlight!

[@just_a_carl]

The end of an era. I still remember the junk closet! Best of luck with the move JunkMan!

[@TheLordOfCastleVania]

Lol, I had both The Castlevania and Double Dragon Tiger games, along with others. the best part was using a paper clip in the reset button and holding it, because it fill the screen with every sprite the game used

[@visionaryventures12]

5:13 I love that look on the girl’s face, like they just shoved the baby at her.

[@billdagrasshawking]

I kinda like the milk cow.... would look great dispensing cream in my kitchen

[@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305]

Lol

[@marcuswai]

Save that background poster. Sign it and give it away to one of your patreons.

[@ThatJunkman]

Lol doubt anyone would want that

[@VintageToyTheatre]

The ending reminds me of when Cheers turned out the lights on the last episode.

[@michaellara4095]

Pixar should have used Preggo Barbie as a villain in a Toy Story movie where the baby fig behaved like a chestbuster in a scene to attack Buzz and the gang. I’d pay to see that.

[@brandonthetoyandgamecollector]

Interesting video. Weird things have been made that’s for sure. Weirdest toy I’ve ever had in my time collecting and probably one of my biggest regrets was this General Grievous action figure from revenge of the sith. It was sort of a sneak preview figure of the character, had a cloak and an exploding feature. Problem was once the cloak came off it didn’t go back on and the figure did nothing but explode after removed from it, it could never be a normal figure again. He also didn’t hold his lightsaber well at all

[@rhettgenung1223]

It was a great Junk Room, Junkman! I was shocked there was a window behind that Awesome Starwars poster!

[@grotgrusson5124]

Oooh. I had (still have) a TIGER Simon Quest watch, and I loved it. The sad part is that this was the closest thing I would ever get to Simon on the NES growing up, and by beating the crap of the watch game, I thought that I was going master the real thing. Braging to my friends of how easy it was, I finally had to show my true colors, and as every one already had figured out, except my self, I totaly sucked at the game (and still do). While speaking of gaming watches. Nintendo made an "Mario Kart" watch. But it reminded more of Enduro on the Atari 2600, cause all you did was crus'n on an race track avoiding other cars.

[@alyfan1]

Kinda sad to see this junkroom go but hey on to hopefully bigger better rooms, and more displayed in them.

[@ia5662]

the slow pan out got me - like the final episode of a sitcom back in the day...goodbye Junk Room!

[@habbinlad1]

RIP The Junk Room 😢 xx Never entered it, but it felt like a trusty old friend.

[@skookumtrooper8086]

The dumbest toy ever was GoBots Rock Lords. Who wants a robot that turns into a rock?

[@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305]

Me....

[@skookumtrooper8086]

What do you do with a toy rock?

[@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305]

@@skookumtrooper8086 I don't know....play with it? You need to use imagination.

[@skookumtrooper8086]

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[@jaywoodley6014]

Rock lords were banned in my house. I threw them at things more than anything else.

[@bradbrown8759]

I love your closing. Reverent and touching 😭 like the final Cheers. 🍻

[@Centari71]

Junkman what did you do with all your star wars things-- did you have a yard sale ??

[@spaceknight793]

He trashed Mike Zeroh then--POOSH! All his stuff gone!

[@markcoledrumteacher]

The ending kind of reminded me of the last scene in the final episode of Cheers.

[@valdore5939]

Depends on the Vampire. Christopher Lee Drac? Nah. Kate Beckinsale? Teeheehehehehehe.... Do I even have to answer. Wait a friggin minute... THERE WAS A WINDOW! Mind blown.

[@visionaryventures12]

I remember Converters! I bought First Track and Tanker twice because they broke. Hey, Junkman. That’s too bad you had to play board games by yourself. My mom would collect them from yard sales. I hope you won a lot of games against yourself.

[@PozerAdultRacingTeam]

There have been many dumb toys over the years.

[@korydoe4813]

We love you junk man. Don't forget Larry during the move. Good luck with all of that.

[@Merylstreep1949]

Uncle Lamarr, lol. You forgot the Mr. Science Real Plutonium processing lab, use it to power the house!

[@PaulBloomlittledevil]

Sending love from the UK! You have helped me get through very hard times, you are awesome. Wishing you very good luck with your move, and hoping to see your new Junkroom soon!!

[@SeanSolo8]

Awesome video! But is it ok to feel sad? 😢 It was definitely better then the closet! Maybe you can do some “Car videos” 🤣 Can’t wait time see your new set up!

[@bradbrown8759]

Wow! Your junk??? Haha! I'll never miss the sideways poster. 😂 OCD ADHD AC/DC... That pregnant Barbie and pubescent skipper are creepy. I still get flashbacks from Eagle eye GiJoe.

[@davidsmith6997]

Whats happening junk man!! I turn my back for a few days playing some zelda breath of the wild and the next i see you clearing out the junk room...im blaming the Cornelius virus for this action

[@juanfierro7365]

Aww... If your siblings played board games with you... Doomcock: Greetings, today's topic how Junkman ruined Star Wars ... Zeroh Mike Zeroh: Today we'll be talking about George Lucas and how he's replacing Junkman and Brie Larson...

[@hondorockz]

I don't remember most of these awful toys, but one I thought was pretty annoying was that game, "Hungry, Hungry, Hippos" take care Junkman, see you in the next Junk room!

[@CardShopReality]

Good ending. Looking forward to the 'next era'. THUMBS UP!

[@The_Str4nger]

That Converter Thing is just a cheep knockoff from Takara's Diaclone Multiforce 14. A toy that actually predates Transformers. As all known Transformers originated from Takara's Diaclone.

[@QuantumShow2022]

I hope you're upgrading Junk Room, time to GROW

[@PeepshowMenagerie]

This is more of a top 10 awesome weird toys list. Still wish I had that Dracula board game!

[@Tfor2show]

... there was a window behind that poster all this time?? Holy shit! Why does that fascinate me so much? I have no idea.

[@bootszmugger5230]

Some of this belong on a top ten most distrubing toys

[@larry074]

Good luck at the new junk lair junkman. I look forward to the next chapter. And also g'day from down under!

[@_The_Worst_]

🙁🙁🙁...Solong, old junk room...😔😔😔

[@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305]

I always thought that Dracula board game was pretty awesome...so dark lol

[@TR-cy5fg]

Milky the milk cow is awesome. I have it...it's surprisingly an extremely well designed toy. 💞 🐄🐄💞

[@ballardewers4928]

I remember a lot of those toys. Had some of them, broke most of them. I pity the fool who don't play the Mr. T board game. LOL. Good luck with the move, can't wait to see the upgraded "Junkroom"

[@nerdcraftercoley7305]

I had a ton of tiger games. Funny enough if I still see one around I'll play it for a few minutes but yeah they are crap. Skipper is Barbie's little sister btw. Love your content look forward to whatever you do in the future.

[@johnryder1713]

I wonder was the activity Barbie was at during the origin of number 9 while you were using the fishing pole? And as those board games go, I know exactly what you mean with no one wanting to play 'em! And those Tiger games were such expensive shit.

[@Stiffkittens01]

Gobots were released before Transformers(but not diaclone) so are not a rip-off. Additionally, they are cyborgs, not full robots like the transformers

[@brianartillery]

Not going to lie, Junkman - I'm going to miss the Junkroom. Hope you find somewhere good in your new home. Good luck with the move!

[@JackieWohlenhaus]

I don’t know why but “time to move to the next junk room of life.” Really cracked me up at the end. XD

[@kryture]

Sad to see you leave this junk room , time for something else .

[@tombutler6451]

😢 end of an era!I disagree about Grandstand Converters I had a couple of them & they were some of my favourite toys as a kid 👍🏻

[@Degro76]

Heavy metal music and Donny Osmond in the same sentence...epic!

[@Superawesomegeekshow]

See ya soon in the next brand new junk room! Great video. Those at the start really were creepy and disturbing. You should do a 10 most disturbing toys ever made. heheh

[@ThatJunkman]

I think I did already

[@Superawesomegeekshow]

That Junkman heheh

[@uglymanateefarts3684]

It's surprising junkman has never talked about food fighters

[@ThatJunkman]

It’s been close before ;)

[@pabloabilez2656]

How about Barnyard Commandos, Junkman?

[@Bingusborp]

Farewell to the current junk room! I wonder what the next junk room is gonna be. Imagine if he moves back into the closet lol.

[@arcticfox6808]

3:01 And Mommy gets to ride on Daddy's tummy! Haha!

[@williamthompson5504]

Paper clip fishbowl was the bomb. I ALWAYS went to Showbiz Pizza for dinner when I played that game. Did you get a new Star Wars vehicle and locked outside when your Aunt who worked at Hooters came over?

[@america5283]

R.I.P. Junk room!! Don't forget your umbrellas!!

[@poisonivy9062]

This has to be one of your greatest videos to date keep up the good work junkman👍

[@nicholasdickens2801]

*But* you know what Junkman? I love dumb toys. 😉

[@joewhitekidviz]

damn dude... your mom finally kicked you out? On to bigger junk rooms!

[@VintageToyTheatre]

Kenner was really hurting for ideas before Star Wars.

[@jennercustomtoys]

very good choices.. they were dumb as hell.. My favorite game was "Who can drink the most NyQuil" but I always lost.... and hey, who's the one jerk that disliked it? lol wasn't me.. good video man!

[@andrewgrant2990]

It is possible the dislikes came from the people who always do that or are bothered that the Junk was a little less kid friendly today.

[@groenfan851]

Ahoyhoy There, Fellow KZbinrino! They actually made a Gilligan's Island Skipper in 1998. I have one. He's one of my favourite toys.

[@alexrodriguez9441]

According to my top-secret sources at lucasfilm (which I cannot reveal), Hasbro designed an updated version of "Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow" to coincide with the release of TLJ that allowed kids to squeeze the teats of one of Luke's Thala-Sirens to dispense delicious pretend green milk, but Kathleen Kennedy and her detestable army of SJW minions sabotaged the project when they demanded that the toy only dispense soy milk.

[@ronniemckinney6808]

I agree with most of the toys you mentioned were awful, except the water ring tube game. That was cooler than the Rubik's cube to me.

[@1977dajmo]

Yup, we're all on a watch list now after watching this video. Thanks, creepy pregnant Midge doll and Growing Up Skipper...

[@jayholmes4147]

Damn.... That was sad man

[@theTemplar08]

My parents had a donkey that stored cigarettes (we put crayons in it) . You moved the head and the tail lifted. A cigarette came out the rear.

[@edfivedownunderplasticplanet]

Wow the end of an era in that attic. I'm off to play fishing pole with a paperclip in the closet now. Cheers🍻👍🏻

[@marcusdarkallius1194BC]

I remember Milky the cow and I vant to bite your finger. Never played either one,but I remember the commercials. My older brother had the Tiger electronic football game tho. I bought a WWE tiger game in the late 80's. It was kinda fun. I took it on school field trips.

[@theTemplar08]

There are so many toys that assumed you had friends to play together with. Even 3 other step brothers we never played fake (cheap) laser tag.

[@mahowd]

Gobots are not a rip off of Transformers they were actually first to the store shelves

[@Anthony-hs2qe]

There was a window there the whole time...

[@T-RavisComics]

😂 man you are in rare form in this video 😂 I like love it 😂 Good luck on the new junk room

[@spacepiratejacen2258]

Thank you sir appreciate this entertaining video! 😁

[@Stiffkittens01]

No more junkman videos... You don't know how long I've waited for this day... 😍 😞

[@ThatJunkman]

No more videos???!?

[@Stiffkittens01]

@@ThatJunkman make a new channel where you are promoted to that yardsale/$1 store guy

[@lennonscat]

I had Milky the Cow as a kid....

[@d34285]

Hahahaha number 10! I love your commentary! 🤣

[@brianknapp6215]

The End of an Era.....😓 I always wanted an RC car as a kid. Finally got one for Christmas when I was eight- and it was one of those stupid ones that just goes forward and turns right in reverse!! The front wheels on the car didn't even turn, because it had that one big wheel in the middle in that curved slot that made it work!! I was so mad- I didn't talk to my Aunt Fanny (yes, that's what we called her) for a whole year after that... of course I only saw her at Christmas, but that's beside the point!!! _never did get a real RC car..._

[@kiaguy47]

End of an era

[@bgab2211]

Nice finish!

[@fashiondolldreamer]

Yeah... Skipper wasn't a 'rip-off' Barbie but was Barbie's sister (she was also made by Mattel,) and she didn't grow breasts by pushing a pencil in her chest! She grew taller and sprouted those tiny breasts by twisting her arm. Though even famed Mattel designer Carol Spencer in a Netflix doco mentioned how bizarre that doll was (which was the idea of some male exec after the founders Ruth and Elliot Handler had left Mattel,) and none of her female co-workers wanted to work on that doll.

[@Renwoxing13]

Your hilarious bro! You struck me again with the uncle Lamar bit, after the girl riding a box and mom riding dada tummy bit! Your fucking hilarious bro!

[@robertoantoniogonzqlezcont212]

Bye Junkman., be safe brother., 😢

[@stevedenis8292]

The superman walker thing would be awesome in real life you could watch Tv then go walk over with out getting up get a beer. That ending needed sad walking away piano music .

[@LEQ-cw9iz]

...in a whole new Junk room.

[@peppermintspacecapsule9898]

PS. I watched CHALLENGE OF THE GOBOTS when I was a kid, but I didn't see the GOBOTS; BATTLE OF THE ROCK LORDS movie until quite recently. I didn't realise that the idea was that the rocks would *roll* towards the enemy! If I'd known, I would've *rolled* my ROCK LORDS at the baddies like I was Ten Pin Bowling back then! 😝

[@BangBang-hk4rg]

I had a couple of those Tiger hand held games and yeah, they were terrible 🤣😂

[@alwaysamysteryyes2021]

I haven't watched you in awhile.....still hilarious!

[@derekwilliams1660]

Cool Mercury records Tee shirt.

[@derektorres6260]

Bye old junk room😢

[@kenhill8272]

I had Milky the Cow. It sucked. Btw, you missed an opportunity with those board games. Perfect excuse to invite Amy Kovy over playa😂

[@ThatJunkman]

She wouldn’t have wanted to play Mr T ;)

[@PozerAdultRacingTeam]

Nice creepy ending.

[@Tjrush-rm4jj]

I'd rather play the water hoop game than a Tiger hand-held.

[@Barada73]

Hey, I think you forgot your iMac.

[@PozerAdultRacingTeam]

Laughing my butt off at these things.

[@gafire25]

Aww man looking forward to it!

[@juanfierro7365]

Wow! Junkman.... You got a crappy lawyer...

[@BioFactory1]

Off to Junkroom 2.0, lol!

[@willhammers9761]

Been gone for a little bit... What happened to your room