Pain management doctors still do it in legalized states. It's sad.
@SloppypotterАй бұрын
Yup legal here in Montana and I still can’t get a job in my mechanics background I I use my medicine. It’s tot he point were when I get a call for a interview I ask and say sorry don’t wan to waste your time because I did the fake piss in lunchbox game for years and now it’s legal I refuse to do that so I just stay poor and doing everything to fuck the state out of every penny.
@juanmacias2410Ай бұрын
If you got your cdl you will always be tested certo works I’ve used it since 2009 for my dot physical
@gaming60487 ай бұрын
I’ve done this 3 times in the last 5ish years. 100% worked for me. Note that I smoke 3-5 times per week, (about 7 grams).
@Notebook1111-xm3wh7 ай бұрын
How did you do it?
@Joe-dw7xu7 ай бұрын
Fuck yeah
@diamondj39717 ай бұрын
What worked for you ? The drug test or certp
@ArmandoRodriguez-jo7zs6 ай бұрын
@@Notebook1111-xm3wh watch the video Sherlock Holmes
@sadboismokes9996 ай бұрын
Does it only get rid of the or all drugs?
@josebadazz88954 ай бұрын
Left court just now ,it does work ,was a heavy smoker for years im 6’0 245 i took 1 the night before and 2 …5 HOURS before taking test .Passed
@nicoleortigoza22864 ай бұрын
Did you take anything else besides the certo and the Gatorade?
@enmityofman4 ай бұрын
@@nicoleortigoza2286make sure you get some b12 to get the color back to normal. And a creatine powder take it the day before and like a half scoop the morning of
@KameronSmith-xm8pi3 ай бұрын
@@007jjjlet us know if you pop hot
@devinschnell8903 ай бұрын
Good looking I take mine Thursday for court
@SBZmike.3 ай бұрын
@@nicoleortigoza2286you don’t need the Gatorade honestly. I still passed on using water alone. Surprising it didn’t dilute my urine too crazy because I thought I had to take a re test but didn’t need too
@I.OdnamraАй бұрын
Did this one time 6 years ago. It worked.
@smilessmiles7906Ай бұрын
My mom used this method to pass her monthly urine test with her doctors and never had an issue. She would quit smoking for a week before her monthly visits and then use the cetro method the day of. If you're a moderate smoker this method does work really well but if you're a heavy smoker it may not work as well.
@develleboomhower79637 ай бұрын
I did it today and it worked! I was really nervous it wouldn't work.
@michaelcastaneda41356 ай бұрын
I'm about to go today
@TheTruth-zv5os6 ай бұрын
@@michaelcastaneda4135 results?
@bo2gd6806 ай бұрын
so i have to do it hours before the test?? or does it matter ?
@develleboomhower79636 ай бұрын
@bo2gd680 I did both night and morning drink. My morning drink mix was at 7:30am and the drug test was 10am.
@sunshinelovesponge97136 ай бұрын
@@michaelcastaneda4135 did it work?
@MoneyMarc8036 ай бұрын
Did this for my job. 8yrs ago.
@ochaindavis5 ай бұрын
Did u take b12 also
@michaelbutler34943 ай бұрын
YO!!! I'm a LAZY POS and I smoke like a rapper (about 2-5 blunts a day), trust me when I say that it works. I'm 173cm(5'8) and 146lbs though so it may be different for your body type
@Spiidaa3 ай бұрын
So what did you do if you dnt mind me asking?
@michaelbutler34943 ай бұрын
@@Spiidaa mixed it with Gatorade and drank it all within 15 minutes, then I downed 3 bottles of water with that too, all within an hr. Peed 3 times before I went to take the test.
@Spiidaa3 ай бұрын
@@michaelbutler3494 did you take creatine? Or anything else
@89vish3 ай бұрын
@@michaelbutler3494wish me luck brother
@oCaliforniaBoy3 ай бұрын
@michaelbutler3494 I gotta test coming up @ the end of the month. Hope this works 💪
@brianharris6066 ай бұрын
I did this while on probation… it does work if properly followed!
@brianharris6066 ай бұрын
@@Glockboysinc exactly how the video states. Instead of Gatorade, I used pedialyte. I’m about to do it again for my rehab classes to get my license reinstated in the fall. A nurse agreed with me that pectin does help with the process.
@adamstrock-jt9es5 ай бұрын
yeah fr whatd u do?
@christianroberts45375 ай бұрын
Wouldnt it be diluted though?
@JoseRHidalgoR5 ай бұрын
Bull feces I did it exactly like this and failed went to jail
@zacharyhorn58255 ай бұрын
@@JoseRHidalgoRBro really?
@bigmacsauce37522 ай бұрын
This worked for me yal! I tested positive when I did an at home test so I did this certo method and passed a lab sent drug screen🥳
@jadagordon33172 ай бұрын
congratulations 🩵. can u explain what u did 100%?
@bigmacsauce37522 ай бұрын
@@jadagordon3317 thanks! I mixed one certo pack with a 28oz Gatorade the night before my test and drank 2 bottle of water until around midnight trying to pee as much as possible. Then in the morning at 11am I mixed another certo with 28oz Gatorade. Drank about 4 bottle of water in a two hour period and peed about 3 times.. the fourth piss was my drug test around 230pm.
@oahts59062 ай бұрын
@@bigmacsauce3752thanks for sharing bro
@shottaboii992 ай бұрын
@@bigmacsauce3752how big and tall are u?
@rikakaito8538Ай бұрын
@@bigmacsauce3752this what I’m doing
@VBorderJumper4202 ай бұрын
Very accurate when he said piss twice, had to take 2 drug test n passed the first one n only had to pee twice, the second time I had no time to pee n only went once n failed
@HiggenflopperАй бұрын
So should I do the certo method and the detox kit at the end, or one or the other?
@Musictheory0112 ай бұрын
Have an amazing job lined up for next week. I have pushed this test off for 2 weeks. I test today. I was an everyday smoker and edible eater for 4 years. A half a week, sometimes more and countless edibles. I'm 5'7 170 pounds and have been off THC for 62 days. The only think I have drank is water for the past two months and I'm still popping dirty at the 50 ng/ml home test. I hope this method works. I will update after my test results later this afternoon.
@Musictheory0112 ай бұрын
Update: I drank a 28 oz lemon lime Gatorade with one pack (6oz) of certo liquid. I took 3 big sips of the Gatorade to make space in the bottle. The taste was not so bad, very sour, the lemon lime Gatorade helped mask the sourness and make it easy to drink. I chugged the whole bottle in about 2 minutes. After the Gatorade was gone I put a 16.9 fl oz deer park into the Gatorade bottle and shook it up to make sure I got all the certo. I got the water down about 10 minutes later and set an alarm for 1 hour for the next 16.9 fl oz of water. I took my first piss at about 9:19 AM approx 20 minutes after the forst of the fluids. I drank the second bottle of water at 9:48 approx 1 hour after the certo and first water. I took my second, third, and fourth piss in a 40 minute span after my second bottle. I took a home drug test at 10:38 and unbelievable as it is, I tested negative for the first time in 2 months after not smoking or eating weed or edibles. The home drug test were 50ng/ml cut off. I jumped in the shower and arrived at labcorp at about 11:30 about 3 hours after the certo, Gatorade, and 2 bottles of water. I had my test around 11:45 AM. I just got the email from the job I was hoping to get, this job is life changing, I passed the drug test and the DOT physical. My test was a 5 panel (qty 25) ecup+. The certo method actually fucking worked and afyer 9 months of looking for work DoorDash and UE can kiss my ass. Time to go back to making real money! I folled all the steps in this video except the third bottle of water, I was pissing way too much to attempt to add another bottle. Thanks Certo, sure jell, and the maker of this video for the help. :) this method works but do understand I was 62 days sober and a super heavy user. I was eating 500MG treats just to get high. Weed stays in your system forever if yoy abuse it like I did. Put the drugs down and secure tour future. best of luck!
@shanebrady6986Ай бұрын
I go for my drug test this Thursday. 2 days from now. I stopped smoking yesterday. I was semi heavy. I’m 6.1 and 88kg. I smoked roughly a gram each night before bed. really hope this method works for me again. any extra ideas you can help me with. I have stop completely smoking as of last night. Had 2 bongs thats it.
@Musictheory011Ай бұрын
@shanebrady6986 the best advice I can give you is to QUIT. I'm not sure how effective Certo is short term as I was over 2 months weed free before I tried the method. Good luck!
@shanebrady6986Ай бұрын
@@Musictheory011 thanks mate. I’ll give update tomorrow. I don’t really care if I miss the job. It’s going to kill me but at the same time. I haven’t smoked weed for the first time in 4 days then I have in the last 10 years. I’m feeling amazing and I have to take this as a win regardless of weather I get the job or not. IM FULLY OFF THE WEED AND IM NEVER GOING BACK!! Thanks for your responds mate!
@shanebrady6986Ай бұрын
@@Musictheory011 okay so you freaked me out and I had to go get a test this afternoon and it failed so I’m putting the medical off for next week so I have higher chance of passing. but still! I don’t even care! gives me more time to mentally calm down and prepare haha. thanks for your insight. I’m sure I done the right thing and can get the best of both worlds when I’m off it completely and not worrie so much about not passing. At least I can say I tried. Will do this method. By the date I take my medical it would had been 8 days sober :) Surley I gotta pass! But if not! I’m off the weed yo!!
@jobanpreetsingh29126 ай бұрын
Bro I agree it does work !! Back there I use to smoke 2 times a week heavy still pass out !! This time I was on 9 month everyday smoking weed pen and blunt and weekend s edible once a while or some time dab !! I couldn’t pass mine test lmaoo 28 days I am still finding positive so !! All my fellas do ur home test first then go on actual drug test it’s only work for light smoker s not heavy shit !! Good luck
@hemicentralsrt32596 ай бұрын
2 times a week is not heavy
@Jaylamah5295 ай бұрын
@@hemicentralsrt3259you didn’t even read the entire comment
@10percent4DaBigGuy4 ай бұрын
all depends on your body metabolism i am 5'9 and been the same weight since i was 15 only 20 years ago i am 130lbs no matter what but i don't eat anything processed so my body is in check im getting sonne no. 7 to do a detox on my body i haven't toked up in a couple weeks so i know im clean af right now my job will test people randomly so i need to smoke little to none i was a every day smoker for years
@vilheard30304 ай бұрын
@@Jaylamah529😂
@tscrut323 ай бұрын
Bruh 2 times a week is not heavy just keep them comments to yall selfs it’s mfs that smoke fr and need this to help lol
@cuzimanimated26827 ай бұрын
Going to try this today. Wish me luck!
@rickvela91267 ай бұрын
Wishing you the best of luck, let us know how you did .
@danibravo56477 ай бұрын
Did it work
@Joe-dw7xu7 ай бұрын
Did it work my g????
@PistolSquad7 ай бұрын
Yo did it work?
@MayraMartinez-gj1ic7 ай бұрын
Did it work
@mr.t8201Күн бұрын
Does it work with alcohol?
@notadrian32675 ай бұрын
i had just took 10 blinkers the day before and had my test today just waiting on results i’ll update yall omm‼️
@andrewfellers2415 ай бұрын
Good luck G. If u pass, I’m trying ts 😂
@mrgetshigone5 ай бұрын
how it go??
@uhdexter17385 ай бұрын
you passing no doubt 🤲🏽🙏🏽
@notadrian32675 ай бұрын
@@mrgetshigone I gotta wait 1 more day i’ll let yk
@t.j.deluca6385 ай бұрын
Lmk asap 😂
@anthonypetecca2073Ай бұрын
Important point often overlooked..... there is normally no fat in urine, so the metabolites must break down further to become water soluble in order to be excreted
@Elbabimexico233 ай бұрын
Gonna try it I have a drug test for a Union job and been smoking since 12
@jerryrojas97523 ай бұрын
I can relate brother 😮
@ryzez-76672 ай бұрын
how’d it go
@Mcnabbthe362 ай бұрын
@@ryzez-7667he’s in jail now
@bigfenix82722 ай бұрын
Lol every Union person has their own method for test studying! Hopefully you found yours 😆
@robsterdlobster9982Ай бұрын
Bro been thinking about joining lmk how it goes
@candacesmith60584 ай бұрын
I watched all the certo method videos and had a lot of faith in it. Ive tried it 3 times and failed every test.
@yeyebrother4 ай бұрын
its a 28 oz Gatorade and 3 water bottles and wait a hour and piss two times and just take a at home drug test if you pass the at home go to the clinic as fast as you can to take the test
@servantofthetruth82034 ай бұрын
@yeyebrother so should you take the test after you pissed 2 times already?
@yeyebrother4 ай бұрын
@@servantofthetruth8203 yes just wait an hour for it to kick in piss two times and then youll be clean for about 4 hours or 5
@jermainebanks47133 ай бұрын
Do you have to do it same day as the test
@TDOTFRMDAVILLE2 ай бұрын
@@jermainebanks4713yes mane im doin mine rn wish you luch
@mstevenchapman6 ай бұрын
Just took my Lab test today and the only thing I'm worried about is that my results may be diluted. I'm not a heavy user. I actually quit for personal reasons a month B4 and I had no idea I was going to be tested. Walked into a screening fully confident and a week later got the call that I was way way over the limit. The intake Supe gave me the option to take it again and this time I decided to increase my chances with this method. Wish I had taken a creatine, but I passed my control home test, and then my post Certo test showed even better results. Wish me luck!
@chevellemccain53326 ай бұрын
Did you pass? Also next time drink some juice or something to add color to your urine
@mstevenchapman6 ай бұрын
@@chevellemccain5332 Yup! I did the single bottle of Certo and Yellow Gatorade drunk within 5 minutes of pouring; 4-5 hours B4 the test. Drank about 1/2 to 3/4 of a gallon of water, and half another yellow Gatorade omw to the lab. Also took some B12 supplements. Urinated 3-4 times and did the home test as previously stated. Made sure to only bottle my mid stream as well (if your able to make that happen). Have another certification to complete and I start Med Courier in 2 weeks. Hope your test is full of negativity, good luck.
@uki64916 ай бұрын
Doing this tmr boys wish me luck ill lyk how its goes (2 days clean) am i cooked?😔
@_angeelll6 ай бұрын
same here lol, we getting that job!
@swagtime94136 ай бұрын
Lmk how it goes I have one coming up too idk how soon and I just stopped today
@uki64916 ай бұрын
(Update) IT FUCKING WORKED BOYS I GOT THE JOB I put it in the the Gatorade bottle and chugged it in under a minute I did that 3 hours before the test after taking the certo I chugged 5 water bottles and pissed 4 times before my test piss remember at LEAST 2 days clean good luck my boys get that bread🙏
@malachiB-uj3wq6 ай бұрын
heavy smoker?
@swagtime94136 ай бұрын
@@uki6491 glad to hear it bro my ass is hella paranoid because idk how soon I’m being tested but I stopped smoking Monday and i have atleast until next week before they tell me where to go but im gonna test it once before i do it fr to make sure its negative then do it again before the test other than that been taking some activated charcoal and drinking a gallon of water every day until my test
@YoungBall1622 күн бұрын
Once you this method does it keeps your system clean ?
@Graaclynnn21 күн бұрын
No, it only keeps it clean for 2-4 hours
@johnbattise92808 күн бұрын
So someone who has experience, what is the correct steps? Tomorrow is my morning and itll be 22 days i havent smoked
@majorleaguelag2 ай бұрын
I have about 18 days before my drug test. Haven’t smoked since about 30 days before the drug test. How often should I drink the certo to make sure my pee is diluted?
@oahts59062 ай бұрын
Lol you drink water to dilute your piss, not certo. Certo is to bind thc to your feces instead of urine. And if your piss is obviously diluted, you’ll fail.
@toriantispitts36323 ай бұрын
Is the certo a temporary thing or permanent, I’m about to enlist into the military & I need this gone. Been clean for about a month now but my test are still positive
@jasonb.38743 ай бұрын
Your recruiter should drug test you again before you leave for camp
@ItsRarie3 ай бұрын
Gonna try this out tmrw, wish me luck ! 🤞🏾
@213Eyee3 ай бұрын
You and me both .. good luck 🍀👍🏼
@amonney3 ай бұрын
Tmr is the day for me
@FZERO203 ай бұрын
How’d it go?
@ItsRarie3 ай бұрын
@@FZERO20 I passed 💯 today was my 2nd day at the new job 🔥
@ItsRarie3 ай бұрын
Forgot to tell y’all I passed !! I smoke a few times a day, everyday for the last couple years and passed easily 💯 I even smoked a bong in the morning a day before my test and began detoxing w this method immediately after that session.
@beboskrttt6 ай бұрын
Will try this tomorrow, heavy smoker, been smoking since 7th grade, currently 18 years old. I have a drug test tomorrow, been trying detox this, detox that, my test are still positive. Keep in mind I been working out, started sauna for 30 min a day ( currently on day 6) as well. Wish me luck, will update if anyone interested. I am currently 2 weeks clean also and drinking more than 1 gallon of water a day
@rafaeljackson77556 ай бұрын
Howd it go
@beboskrttt6 ай бұрын
@@rafaeljackson7755 had the test at 9:30 am, I took at at home drug test around 7:30 ish and I passed that one, I’ll keep you updated when I get the actual labco test results back
@beboskrttt6 ай бұрын
@@rafaeljackson7755just got my results back, I PASSED!!! lmk if you want to know the exact thing I did so I can list it in depth
@beboskrttt6 ай бұрын
@@rafaeljackson7755passed!!
@beboskrttt6 ай бұрын
@@rafaeljackson7755 my replies aren’t sending for some reason
@PC-hb3ip6 күн бұрын
Does this work for other drugs
@darkgod8551Ай бұрын
What if I did this for 3 - 4 days straight to cleanse my system for a test? Is this bad for your health
@charlie699223 күн бұрын
Not good for your kidneys
@trickfortazz5 ай бұрын
I did it before and it worked I have another test in the morning and now I’m nervous 😂
@waddles93045 ай бұрын
update?
@malikgunn79065 ай бұрын
Same bro
@trickfortazz5 ай бұрын
@@waddles9304passed
@skinnykneega95113 ай бұрын
update us bro
@chicatv62383 ай бұрын
😅😅
@Agentjohnson-0293 ай бұрын
I just tried it. I’ll let y’all know when they get back to me
@nomadsherm66663 ай бұрын
Lab test and did you do it the night before as well? Also are you a heavy smoker 3-4 everyday?
@Agentjohnson-0293 ай бұрын
@@nomadsherm6666 yea lab test I smoke a 3.5 for the last 5 months everyday and smoked for the last five years Yea I took it the night before. I also stopped smoking for a week and a half to do it.
@Agentjohnson-0293 ай бұрын
@@nomadsherm6666 Lab test Yea I took it the night before And I smoked a 3.5 a day for 5 months and smoked for the past 4 years at least
@oahts59062 ай бұрын
No update..you failed?
@Agentjohnson-0292 ай бұрын
@@oahts5906 I have not got the results yet
@christoherkirk9268Ай бұрын
can you eat during the process
@MGIA2114 күн бұрын
Currently trying this method, test is tomorrow morning (interview starts at 9am) so I plan on waking up at 7am maybe even earlier to start drinking the second packet of certo (along with water ofc) Update y’all tomorrow!
@tyreikf.s.8716 күн бұрын
Did it work
@alainmancilla81813 күн бұрын
U pass?
@MGIA213 күн бұрын
@@tyreikf.s.871 nope
@alexs8162Ай бұрын
I've been smoking pens and herb at least 4-6 days out of the week (usually smoke with friends) and I'm about 15 days away from having to take a urine test. If I stay clean for these next 15 days and try this out who all is confident I will pass?
@SoldierBoy223323 күн бұрын
Yes
@Ricky2high20 күн бұрын
Does this work with oral tests too?
@Veqali7 ай бұрын
Taking drug test tomorrow will be doing this tonight and before my drug test (also been one week free)
@Jadon-ob3xs7 ай бұрын
Me too gang, lmk how it goes
@Veqali7 ай бұрын
@@Jadon-ob3xs 💯
@isaiahwilliams77837 ай бұрын
how it go ?
@Veqali7 ай бұрын
@@isaiahwilliams7783 I go in 3 hours from now
@KezDaBalla7 ай бұрын
@@Veqalihow it go
@travislongwellАй бұрын
Been passing drug tests for 30 years with Certo, but method was different, never failed tho
@babyrawlyfe4455Ай бұрын
What was the other method
@teresamatos823629 күн бұрын
What method did you use?
@sarathsengphet7269Ай бұрын
This works.. I test 1 packet the day before & buy the marijuana test at the dollar store i get a couple to test my urine. Then the day of urine test i take the next packet 2 hours before and drink lots of water.
@noinasays76162 ай бұрын
I passed using the Certo method..
@MatthewAdams-st6wg5 ай бұрын
Can you use water packets
@rossblack4882Ай бұрын
Does certo only work for weed or does it work for other drugs?
@Graaclynnn21 күн бұрын
Only works for weed.
@hotsAUc3321 күн бұрын
stop doing meth
@TDOTFRMDAVILLE2 ай бұрын
can i use water and pickle juice i heard it speeds it up mane and probably 1 the night before and 2 5hrs before??
@oahts59062 ай бұрын
doing it the night before is just a waste, you’re better off just dropping 2 packs in 1 gatorade before
@SlimChicken12 ай бұрын
Just took my test today using this method and the person taking my urine said it looked diluted so I hope it works.
@Nunezkta2 ай бұрын
Any updates?
@SlimChicken12 ай бұрын
@@Nunezkta Passed and got the job
@SlimChicken12 ай бұрын
@@NunezktaPassed and got the job
@Ddlynn176 ай бұрын
Gonna use this method tomorrow let y’all know how it goes!
@Ddlynn176 ай бұрын
Update: passed just got the job! This method For sure works
@CuuhZzzin6 ай бұрын
did you stop smoking weed for a few days or it didn’t matter (have a test coming up)
@jordanmurray136 ай бұрын
?^ and how often you smoke
@gabrielpancake6 ай бұрын
@@Ddlynn17How long since you smoked before your test?
@spiritualinstincttarot3 ай бұрын
Did you use the certo method or the detox kit? What did u exactly do to pass?
@Wisco_bev6 ай бұрын
Took a test today boys wish me luck!
@raymondaguilar91596 ай бұрын
Good luck I have mine today at 10 😅
@iowe100kintaxes6 ай бұрын
How it go lmk
@iowe100kintaxes6 ай бұрын
@@raymondaguilar9159lmk how it goes 👍
@LennyBrown27526 ай бұрын
Good luck got mine tomorrow
@OzwaldoGutierrez6 ай бұрын
You cooked? Or
@jessedevilbiss8436Ай бұрын
My Michigan probation department will not allow me to use my medical card for cannibas. But ALL my neighbor counties allow it. And some of the probation officers in my county allow it. There needs to be a standardized rule for medical patients.
@mikeharborson19012 күн бұрын
Ask to be revoked and sit out your time ... won't be so bad of a punishment when you have a judge who will sentence you for simply wanting adequate access to your already prescribed medicine! Please post if you do so; it could be a large risk and chances to sit a few weeks locked up could be fairly likely
@jessedevilbiss84362 күн бұрын
@mikeharborson1901 it's a year county time. Or possibly a short prison term. So..... I'll not be smoking for the next 23 months and 2 days
@Loafskate3 ай бұрын
What about the powder form of Certo does that work?
@JackMisiagАй бұрын
Is it only for a few hours or is it permanent?
@ThcdetoxUsofficialАй бұрын
Few hours
@piop86143 сағат бұрын
@@ThcdetoxUsofficialwhat if i use this method a couple days before the test and just don’t smoke , instead of doing it the day before or the day of the drug test???
@joeligma22518 күн бұрын
Doesn’t work on dabs or concentrated THC ; lost my job today.
@ezthunderclap60306 ай бұрын
Got my test in a couple days pray for me as a daily heavy smoker😢
@wthshorts92876 ай бұрын
That’s fine man iv been there
@gslwhsywv89426 ай бұрын
@@wthshorts9287did u pass using certo
@xtasy16 ай бұрын
@@wthshorts9287did you pass atleast
@cano55366 ай бұрын
Bro please update me lol
@205cuntryboi36 ай бұрын
Update me to bro because I’m about to try this for my drug test
@egvxui234318 күн бұрын
Got a drug test in a couple hours hopefully it works
@alainmancilla81813 күн бұрын
It worked?
@JackMisiagАй бұрын
Does anybody know if it gets out of you permanently or just for a few hours? I have probably at least 3 weeks but I’m a super paranoid guy and I wanna be sure. I smoke every day and every night. I don’t want to risk doing it now and spending the money if it only works for a certain amount of time, but if it’s permanently out I’m starting tomorrow.
@Graaclynnn21 күн бұрын
Just a few hours 2-4
@Unknownbadger55 ай бұрын
Just started smoking after about a year got a tip from my dad Sunday morning my mom plans to test me when I get home still pissing hot today after I drank a ton of water and juice hope I’m not cooked 🤞
@klayatunde22475 ай бұрын
What happened
@kool91745 ай бұрын
Your Dad is the goat. Tell him a random stranger in the internet said that about him.
@kmonkin2695 ай бұрын
@@klayatunde2247 Wouldn’t work I was still pissing hot 2 hours after then drank the second packet and tested at three hours still wouldn’t work I happened to be moving a lot at work so it could be that you need to be less active so they don’t get excreted from fat but ended up never getting tested by my mom
@jasonb.38743 ай бұрын
You got a whooping or what?
@ucegee5 ай бұрын
As of 2024 WA state does not drug test for marijuana. Only if the job can cause deaths (truckers, mechanics, etc) I applied for a warehouse forklift job thinking it was a job on the spectrum to my surprise marijuana was not on the drug test and I start next week.
@10percent4DaBigGuy4 ай бұрын
i'm am in canada and i work for bloody effing surveyors! so they do random test depending on the job site... gad damn i hate my job! i'm living out in the sticks so i have no opportunity besides this one......
@drquack12174 ай бұрын
They do for probation
@ucegee4 ай бұрын
@@drquack1217 ah I see, I myself am not on probation so therefore I did not obtain this kind of information. Thank you sir.
@drquack12174 ай бұрын
@@ucegee yes for sure. Was just throwing it out there for anyone that is in the same scenario as I.
@ucegee4 ай бұрын
@@drquack1217 of course. If you got anything other information feel free to let us know.
@curlytoezz3 ай бұрын
LOVEEE this method..
@backendbeav5 ай бұрын
smoked everyday since 2019 and taking my first certo packet the night before with creatine supplements, i’ll update if i pass
@vincentewunes47595 ай бұрын
Did you pass?
@backendbeav5 ай бұрын
@@vincentewunes4759 i go in rn lol i’ll lyk
@estebean12295 ай бұрын
Yo did u pass
@naimahwilson29285 ай бұрын
How’d it go i test Monday. Nervous
@backendbeav5 ай бұрын
@@naimahwilson2928 came back dilluted i gotta retest
@lilzay15492 ай бұрын
Has anyone tried this method on who smokes pens ??
@juanmacias2410Ай бұрын
It works certo comes with two packets do both i smoke carts 84-96% and smoke flower all day dispensary too no street caca
@rikakaito8538Ай бұрын
@@juanmacias2410I took one packet rn and then the other one in the morning but should I take 2 packets in the morning?
@gslwhsywv89426 ай бұрын
How do you stop your pee from getting too dialated if you supposed to drink like 3 bottles of water
@Jaylamah5295 ай бұрын
B12 vitamins or Creatine
@AmeenFamVlogs2 ай бұрын
B complex
@malrackks2 ай бұрын
@@Jaylamah529when do you take the b12 and I took like 4 last time I tried and my shit was still clear as crystals
@shottaboii992 ай бұрын
Heard coffee does the trick
@shottaboii992 ай бұрын
To change the color
@mileshamblen9982Ай бұрын
Does it only work with weed?
@HenriArdon-mv3jiАй бұрын
Damn what else do you do
@mileshamblen9982Ай бұрын
@@HenriArdon-mv3ji ex
@HenriArdon-mv3jiАй бұрын
@@mileshamblen9982basically yea just weed
@kcinimod13 күн бұрын
everything else is out in a couple days, put the pipe down bro
@tierrafrazier109625 күн бұрын
If you use a home test and have a faint T line that’s still negative right?
@ThcdetoxUsofficial24 күн бұрын
Yes, even the faint line means negative
@isaiahbegay81133 ай бұрын
so i’ve been a everyday smoker for abt 1-2 years strictly pens i weigh abt 130 pounds and have a test in 2 days i’ve been sober for 3 days had a last min piss test if i do this method the day of my test would i pass it? lmk asap
@Licoroscura3 ай бұрын
did you pass?????
@Licoroscura3 ай бұрын
let us kno
@antonioalas48142 ай бұрын
Bro forgot to let us know
@oahts59062 ай бұрын
Probably failed
@daddynuggs05915 ай бұрын
Does this completely remove all THC from your system, or only temporarily? If you were to do this and get tested multiple days later would it still work?
@TREVOR0695 ай бұрын
No it's only for about 2-4 hours max. I think it just blocks your kidney from absorbing thc for that period of time
@Reiyn_3 ай бұрын
@@TREVOR069so I can drink it the night b4 bed right ? Cuz I drunk like 2 certo of gateriade
@calebrecord2 ай бұрын
does this work for lab test?
@ILOVEMONI092 ай бұрын
What about other drugs? Would this work to?
@ashleywilson85452 ай бұрын
It works for meth.. I use to use it every month.
@CarlaRedPill196623 күн бұрын
Does this work for nicotine and cotinine?
@Graaclynnn21 күн бұрын
No, only thc
@mikeharborson19012 күн бұрын
@@Graaclynnn Have you confirmed this 100% or is this just what you have heard?
@Graaclynnn2 күн бұрын
@@mikeharborson1901 it’s confirmed 100%. I’ve done it before kept failing until I used two packets instead of one. Works Only for thc no other drugs or alcohol
@keynation1712Ай бұрын
It works I got the job
@bigdaddybryan7918Ай бұрын
foreal?
@vanniman3173 ай бұрын
Can you eat after taking the certo
@thatoggriefer275527 күн бұрын
If I was u I’d prob not eat to make sure it flushes out easier
@gslwhsywv89426 ай бұрын
Are you supposed to split the 2 packs up into 2 days or do you get for and 2 for each day?
@Poppa-Lobo5 ай бұрын
Got to at least trust ya ears bruh. 🤦🏿♂️
@lostrelykofficial3 ай бұрын
are you deaf.? He said either 2 packets 1-2hrs apart the same day of the test or ONE packet the night before & ONE packet the morning of.
@YGOTB2096 ай бұрын
I’m taking mines today I’m a heavy smoker 3-4 blunts a day I got two hours before my test I’ll keep you guys posted
@josephmicheal98196 ай бұрын
I got one tmr bro wish the best
@YGOTB2096 ай бұрын
@@josephmicheal9819 thanks good luck 👍🏼
@Redgotsticks6 ай бұрын
How it go
@andresmendoza42036 ай бұрын
Lmk the update cause ima get my cdl class in 5 days 😭
@YGOTB2096 ай бұрын
I canceled appointment but I’ll keep you guys updated ima give it a whole day drinking water and that stuff so by Thursday you guys should hear if I passed or failed
@aohjay2 ай бұрын
Any tips for lab test?
@collinwilliams13052 ай бұрын
Does it work for alcohol
@SpookyscarySayge2 ай бұрын
Nope
@Kellie-sf8gm6 ай бұрын
Going to use this method for a rapid drug test at a hospital and let y’all know how it goes. I hope it works for me haven’t smoked in a long time
@carsong75896 ай бұрын
Yea please let us know
@Kellie-sf8gm6 ай бұрын
@@carsong7589took it today this morning so now I’m waiting for results
@sunshinelovesponge97136 ай бұрын
I'd like to know
@chicatv62383 ай бұрын
????
@MrCrazyGamerHo6 ай бұрын
Does this method work for a dot drug test?
@duckbrew4 ай бұрын
of course
@mkwashington26124 ай бұрын
Did u pass?
@MrCrazyGamerHo3 ай бұрын
@@mkwashington2612 no I did not, apparently DOT drug test are far more accurate and precise. It’s not like a regular drug test where you pee and they get the results back fast, they send it to a lab and test it far more in depth. It’s ok, I’ve had a new career change, no longer getting fat from driving all day
@MrCrazyGamerHo3 ай бұрын
@@duckbrew it did not, DOT did test are far more accurate and precise
@jasonb.38743 ай бұрын
@@MrCrazyGamerHodamn you I'm the sap program
@10percent4DaBigGuy4 ай бұрын
Work Drug test are dumb AF i'm getting some sonne no.7 and 15 NG/ML test and seeing how long it takes to flush out the smallest amount of THC
@yeyebrother4 ай бұрын
you have to use a 28 oz Gatorade and drink 3 water bottles only 3 no more than 3 don't continue to drink water it stays in your system for about 5 hours i did it for my old job didn't even use b12 vitamins for it to work but YOU HAVE TO BE SOBER FOR A MONTH ATLEAST IF YOUR A HEAVY SMOKER i recommend you get some at home test and take them before you leave for the test
@nbayoungtgnbayoungtg76423 ай бұрын
What if I smoke everyday
@chevellemccain53326 ай бұрын
I just finished my night drink. My test is at 10:30am I will do the same thing before my test. I will update if it worked 😣 ( btw I’m a heavy smoker and I smoked on Sunday around 12 am. So I been one day clean)
@JaneenGonzalez-rx7bd6 ай бұрын
Update?
@chevellemccain53326 ай бұрын
@@JaneenGonzalez-rx7bd it’s 8:54am my time right. I haven’t gone yet.
@morganlewis36336 ай бұрын
@@chevellemccain5332update?
@chevellemccain53326 ай бұрын
@@morganlewis3633 it’s 10:03am I’m at the lab right now. Waiting to be called in to do my test. I won’t get results to probably 3 days later so I’ll let yall know
@alexflores5186 ай бұрын
Let us know I'm a day clean too bout to try this
@criticalthinkingalways58802 ай бұрын
What about nicotine!!!!?
@CarlaRedPill196623 күн бұрын
Seems like nobody ever answers these things I've asked this question on so many threads and I never get an answer
@mikeharborson19012 күн бұрын
@@CarlaRedPill1966 The at home tests are cheap and total cost of the test entire test should be less than $10. If you respond to this in another week, I may be testing this out myself and will share info!
@dannykennedy69176 ай бұрын
It will work for dipsticks but be careful with lab tests I wouldn’t risk anything
@screweddupkik32 ай бұрын
I have a drug test in 13 days Bearly starting my sobriety I’m cooked reading these comments but gonna drink shit tons of water and got some Certo ordered from Walmart gonna try it with home tests before going up for my test and let yall know if it really really works..
@nicolasvasquez53522 ай бұрын
Say did you show up positive for the at home drug test?? I got a piss test in 9 days for probation... I'm trying to see what will work I'm hearing bentonite or certo. Bentonite is volcanic clay or ashes that attracts toxins like a magnet but down side is it could contain led but it's sold at gnc stores and shot like that so it's gonna be good. But tell me if you passed the at home drug test
@screweddupkik32 ай бұрын
@@nicolasvasquez5352 I showed up positive still drinking lots of water and my drug test for apprenticeship is still less than a week away haven’t wasted any certo packets and I got 4
@alyssadaves15972 ай бұрын
@@screweddupkik3how’s it go??
@prnpaco78692 ай бұрын
Drug test is today ! I’ll keep y’all updated if I passed or not
@prnpaco78692 ай бұрын
It worked !
@prnpaco78692 ай бұрын
@JNNJ-wu3is good luck bro ! Did it work for you ?
@HiggenflopperАй бұрын
Was that the Certo method, the product at the end, or both?
@rydrizzy728 күн бұрын
were you a heavy smoker?
@prnpaco786928 күн бұрын
@@rydrizzy7 I smoke about several times a week. I would play it safe and do it the night before and the day of
@SavannaMorris-killerqueenАй бұрын
Tried this today and failed.... followed directions as follows...
@juanjosedelgado932 ай бұрын
Does this method work on opioids? (Hydros)
@oahts59062 ай бұрын
No, and if your worried about other drugs besides thc then you got bigger problems
@zm1786Ай бұрын
just stop taking them for 3 days and it will be out of your system
@10BeersIn3 ай бұрын
about to do this. Will update yall.
@samecafields50343 ай бұрын
I have a test Friday I smoke everyday maybe 4 blunts a day update me and let me know pleaseee
@michaelbutler34943 ай бұрын
@@samecafields5034 you should go check my post 11 days ago
@Strawwbabi3 ай бұрын
I haven’t smoked in 41 days and took a dollar tree test and I’m still testing positive for it being in my system and I have a drug screening for a new job.. please lmk if this works for you.. it’s either this or fake pee but I don’t have the confidence to try to sneak that in there and then they end up going in the restroom w me..😭🫠
@JoashUnplugged3 ай бұрын
Has anyone passed using the method😊
@Strawwbabi3 ай бұрын
@@JoashUnplugged I did this on Thursday around 3pm.. the place I went is closed on the weekends so hopefully by Monday or Tuesday I’ll hear if I passed.
@alexanderg97163 күн бұрын
It’s worked twice for me
@alainmancilla81813 күн бұрын
How long was your t-break?
@PistolSquad7 ай бұрын
I gotta test in 2 days for work I really hope this works
@Onlytalkcrypto7 ай бұрын
Same I got mine on Thursday, good luck
@miguelmullins55766 ай бұрын
update?
@PistolSquad6 ай бұрын
@@miguelmullins5576 it works bro just pee a lot
@TreStunna3x6 ай бұрын
@@PistolSquadwym by pee a lot ? Pee a lot AFTER drinking the certo?
@PistolSquad6 ай бұрын
@@TreStunna3x Yes after drinking the first one in the pack pee a lot and drink water then the next day when you have the test you drink the second one that’s in the certo pack and you should pass.
@sadboismokes9996 ай бұрын
Does it only get rid of THC or all drugs? Cause I do Perc 30s an need to pass clean for probation 🙄 😭😴
@Ls400Saint6 ай бұрын
Only weed , u shouldn’t even do perc 30s , u killing ur brain slowly
@hollywoodjuliojones88916 ай бұрын
That’s goes out your system in 3 days
@nbkbot78365 ай бұрын
Idk how y'all can live like that lol
@sadboismokes9995 ай бұрын
@@nbkbot7836 it's a sad life💀🗿
@vilheard30304 ай бұрын
@@nbkbot7836I know you're not talking lol.
@jeremycrocker8231Ай бұрын
Does it work for meth
@prosperityawareness2 ай бұрын
I have a test in 4 days y’all think I have enough time
@cleodurgin92362 ай бұрын
Bouts take a test wish me luck
@halflogic24727 ай бұрын
Gonna have a test tomorrow remind me to let you guys know how it goes
@choppa52207 ай бұрын
let me know how it goes bro i need to take a test on the 14th.
@jasonblackmon24957 ай бұрын
Sameee bro I gotta take one on the 12th
@halflogic24727 ай бұрын
@@jasonblackmon2495 just took the test waiting on the results it was a non-dot test and I put my 2 weeks in already so I’m all in on this pray for me
@GregoryGarcia-b1b7 ай бұрын
Did it work?
@davidhernandez39476 ай бұрын
Did it work bro? I got one twmr
@PandaHead6026 күн бұрын
Or I going start a couple days before
@MoisesDeluna-jn9cm6 ай бұрын
Dose it cover cocaine ?
@sadboismokes9996 ай бұрын
Man I'm tryna figure out if it covers percs
@starlettlehti18605 ай бұрын
Nope I failed for that but passed for thc
@duckbrew4 ай бұрын
please get off the white lady. no good 4 u
@oahts59062 ай бұрын
@@starlettlehti1860bozo
@thetacoslayer015522 күн бұрын
Sadly this didn’t work for me( note I took only two piss before going)
@El_Camello5092 ай бұрын
Will this work for cocaine
@oahts59062 ай бұрын
NO
@DrumekasBanda6 ай бұрын
Am I cooked I smoke everyday and I gotta test tmrw
@TroyGhidra6 ай бұрын
youre kind of cooked, you have to stop smoking at LEAST 24 hrs before the test
@jadakay84606 ай бұрын
Did it work
@swagtime94136 ай бұрын
How’d the test go
@mstevenchapman6 ай бұрын
M0nk€y Wπizz bro...check it out. I didn't go this route as I'm not a heavy user and I had about two months sober, but a very good source told me this works, and research confirmed.
@Joe-dw7xu6 ай бұрын
How it go ?????
@yungeenpopout3 ай бұрын
Omm don’t be lying and I just use vitamin b I need smb help
@The_european_polynesian3 ай бұрын
Such a Goat video!! Fuck Utah🤙🏾
@Nathan-be6gg6 ай бұрын
I have a test on the 10 days have been home testing and am still positive. Stopped 20 days ago. I’m going to do a trial run tonight and test again tomorrow at 11 to see if this works. Fingers crossed. Will update date results. ***followed all the methods shown. Used 2 packets.last night and this morning. Drank 48oz of water over two hours pissed twice third piss. Still positive on two separate strips
@AngelRodriguez-kh5lb6 ай бұрын
Let me know how it goes, i have a test in less than 2 weeks. Used to smoke maryjane everyday, im 4 days sober now.
@mstevenchapman6 ай бұрын
You should urinate at least three times and then test your fourth. Also don't collect your immediate stream discharge, because the begging of your steam is the heaviest with particles. Let some go in the toilet, clamp it, and then give your middle steam into the sample cup for the home test. Make sure your drinking the concoctions within 5 minutes of pouring the certo, don't wait longer. Lastly I don't think you drank enough water. I heard some peeps say drink a gallon. That's possible over kill but 48 Oz is too little I think.
@mstevenchapman6 ай бұрын
Video says 48 Oz every hour for the three hours. That's 48 × 3 before testing yourself. You definitely didn't drink enough water.