The $1,000,000 Story...

[@ImSomeGuy1]

Terry was a piece of bread who was always crushed by the weight of expectation. his parents, Thomas and Trish were known as incredible pieces of toast by the entire loaf, and all bread whose name starts with T are destined to be toast. Terry waited for days, but the day had never come, so he grew old and moldy until he was eventually thrown away. Sadly, Terry didn't know that he was always destined to fail, because Terry was a loaf end.

[@YourPalRoss]

Terry me a piece of bread

[@marissawatson8292]

For ross, The bread was sweating from the heat. The journey to get here was hard, but they were so glad they were chosen for the Toaster job. They were so worried they’d get stuck with a crummy job, like duck feed or dog medicine assistance, or even worse, left to mold. But here they were, a slice of bread, just short of overwhelmed by the heat, becoming the ideal form of toast. It got to the point where the bread passed out, but they were peaceful as they were finally fulfilling their job, they were made into toast, buttered, and served with some eggs and grits.

[@YourPalRoss]

Thank you for this breadly story

[@GaymerLikesAss]

I'm sobbing. Such an emotional roller coaster.

[@GaymerLikesAss]

Now Max will finally have the money he promised his friends in GGD episodes

[@Starkie_Boi]

I love these types of videos, just hearing them tell stories to each other is nice. Anyways, once upon a time, there was a piece of bread named Bream. He lived happily with his family in a bread loaf , but he was even more happy when he was taken out of the bag, and taken near the toaster with butter nearby. He was rubbed with a knife with butter on it on both sides, and put into the left side of a toaster and he heard a click as he was lowered down inside of it. Then he became toast, and was eaten. The end.

[@Starkie_Boi]

There was a lawn chair by the name of Larry, he was kept in the garage wishing and hoping that one day he will finally be taken out, and used on the lawn like the other lawn chairs. And the day never came as he broke and was thrown into a bonfire. The end.

[@Starkie_Boi]

The way Pooki just entered the call and then just left was amazing.

[@gomi_1685]

The idle conversations you two have in parkour videos are a delight because they’re so unique and curiously thought provoking

[@rositaiseatingspaghetti]

Is the story worth a million dollars or is it about a million dollars? I think both.

[@billybob8]

This was it, the moment jimmy had been waiting his whole short life for. He’d seen his Friends pop out of the taster before but he was more ready then ever to do it himself. 3.. 2.. and 1. He was flung out of the toaster at sutch a speed that he went flying out of a window and then into orbit. Never had he imagined going this far Beyond, this was even better then his wildest dreams, this was better then he could have ever hoped for, he was now god! And he lived happily ever after, the end 😀

[@YourPalRoss]

This story was pretty neat

[@mcmikey4636]

the toast had lived its whole life inside his house with his siblings but had been taken out of his home by a gigantic monster and put in a warm new home….. by himself he waited and waited to jump out and finally see his family again his mind twisted by isolation until finally he sees the light after months of being alone and warm too warm he comes out a broken mind his family watching in horror as he gets eaten while he doesn’t even recognize them while larry the lawn-chair sheds a tear for this tragedy in which he watched from the cracked garage door for he had never been used and lives with other garage items like the freezer and he sympathizes with the toast

[@YourPalRoss]

Both themes is a power move

[@w.g.draws218]

Hello Max & Ross, I have made it to 18:27 and I'd just like to say, thank you guys for making all these videos. I'm 22 and someone who goes through depression and so thank you for all the amazing and hilarious videos. I can't tell you how much I laugh at your content. Thank you for making all these videos. You guys are amazing, your friends are amazing, and I look forward to more funny moments. I hope you're both doing well and enjoy your day. And here's a sort toast story for Ross. There once was a bread who wanted to be toasted, he wanted to be part of a blt, but his family would say "no, be apart of normal sandwich, don't be toasted." On day the bread found a toaster, so against his family's wishes, he turned it on, put the setting to medium and hopped in. No long after he popped out. Little did he know another peice of bread was in the other slot. They fell in love and made a blt together. The end.

[@notheresir]

Since you told us to. I just want to say, these recent videos have been delightful! You all feel, unleashed, in a way, free to do whatever you guys want to do, and that's always fun to see. Keep being awesome guys!

[@16s.zombisaur]

a slice of toast is happily wanting to be eaten by whoever is cooking it in the toaster so as soon as the toast popped out of the toaster the person who was waiting fifteen mins to eat their piece of toast with sum delicious jelly on it, they finally got to eat their jelly piece of toast for lunch. also max what type of bread do u like n would u eat that type toasted with jelly on it ? :]]

[@williamneill592]

Rose hasn't replied but I appreciate it

[@AZMeow]

@@williamneill592 *Ross

[@williamneill592]

@@AZMeow sorry autocorrect can be a bitch

[@wolfieye666]

Hey Ross, I know you're looking through looking for toast/lawn chair stories, I don't have one, I just wanted to say you're an amazing human and have a nice day 💜 Hi Max, I hope you're having an amazing day as well, you're amazing, watching your videos always makes my day.

[@math2909]

I remember reading The Giver at school, it got depressing near the end because of the CLIFFHANGER, like do Jonas and Gabe make it out of their messed up community alive, buy the next book 💀

[@bookishnewt8468]

I didn’t even know there was a sequel.

[@vessel__]

Honestly I remember liking the giver

[@Brave-arrow04]

@@bookishnewt8468 THERES A SEQUEL

[@alexgood2328]

There are four books the giver is the first in the Series @math

[@addisonhardaway9496]

@@alexgood2328 SINCE WHEN??

[@CrazyCreator04]

I've really enjoyed the videos where you and Ross just ask each other questions and talk. It's refreshing to see you guys enjoy yourselves, especially in parkour videos when they aren't insanely difficult. They've become my go to videos to listen to while I'm doing homework (technically class work since my courses are online)

[@TurnipBeetZ]

I have something to tell Max and Ross. You guys have always been my favorite KZbinrs no matter what you do, who you worked for, or what happened. You guys always make me laugh, and always there with videos when I’m sad. I just wanted to say thank you and I pretty sure I speak for all your viewers when I say- WE ALL APPRECIATE YOUR EXISTENCE MAX AND ROSS❤️💛🖤🤍

[@aguynamed9au1]

Commenting because Max told me to. Max and/or Ross, what is your favourite Canadian thing? A thing from Canada, can be a concept, a physical object, a person/celebrity, even a stereotype.

[@peaceful7610]

Hey max, have you ever completed a sudoku, ask Ross and Krista too pls

[@moonhe-they5623]

I'm a couple weeks behind in content because life is crazy right now, and I don't usually comment just because I feel like I don't have anything to say that wasn't already said, or a feel stupid writing comments if that makes any sense. But I lurk here I watch pretty much every video because you are my comfort KZbinr max. But I generally also really enjoy spending a while after finishing the video scrolling through the comments. But thanks for creating videos Max, me and my mental health really appreciate it

[@caffeinatedgon2634]

11:58 this is actually pretty relatable with my classmates not focusing and not doing their class work, Had to drop out of IT class because of that bs.

[@chrisw6658]

I hope you guys know that your senses of humor make many people, including me, have so much joy in these trying times. I am currently struggling in my last courses in college and your videos help me in some dark moments. Thank you. By the way Ross, they extend the expiration date for frozen foods, so yes it is weird to eat them past the date.

[@k00ky_k1tty]

Tommy toast was super excited. He had always wanted to be sold. He'd been at the store for three weeks. Finally, it was his time in the clearance section. An elderly lady grabbed him out. He was on manager discount; 30 cents. Tommy, the loaf of bread, was so excited to be bringing home. He said to all the other loaves of bread on the shelves, "Ha, guys! Look at me! I'm finally being sold!" And the other loaves went, "You're never gonna get toasted, Tommy!" And Tommy went, "Yeah? I am gonna get toasted!" And so the lady takes Tommy home, and he gets put into the cupboard. Tommy starts thinking to himself, 'I can't wait to get toasted.' A jar of jam lights up, "Yeah kid? You think you gettin' toasted?" Tommy replied back, "Well, of course I'm getting toasted, that's what you do with bread!" Suddenly, a carrot that was on the shelf goes, "I wish!" Suddenly, the old lady came into the cupboard and grabbed.. for the fruit snacks. Everyone in the pantry let out a collective sigh. Tommy went, "Well shooter shoots! I thought I was gonna get picked!" Suddenly, Jam spoke up again, "You don't get it, kid. You don't wanna get picked." Tommy went, "Ha! That's just silly. Of course I wanna get picked!" Suddenly, the cabinet door opened again. The old lady entered, grabbed Tommy. "Oh boy, I'm gettin' picked!!" "Good luck, kid," said the jam. "I can't wait!" And then lady opened Tommy. "Oh, god!" Tommy screamed, as he was opened up. The lady grabs at the slices of his soft, squishy body. Tommy, still open, lies in agony as he watches the lady toast his flesh. Perhaps the Jam was right.

[@courtney_0503]

oh god this was perfect to read and listen to

[@tajling6673]

i love how Max and Ross talk about these things and also do parkour at the same time but barely talk about the parkour, these stories are awesome and also interesting to listen too. I spend time listening to these stories while waiting for one of my devices to charge. Max and Ross, stay hydrated and keep up the work.

[@Sunflxwer.Nightcore]

The story of the lawn-chair named Larry. Larry the lawn chair was in the thrift store because he was donated by someone that didn’t want him anymore. Everyday he thought he would be purchased and he never was, until 4th of July when he was finally bought, he was so excited to be used, then he was brought to a party and someone sat in him to watch fireworks. He was used a lot after that too, then he finally broke and was sadly thrown away.😢 the end (I’m bad at stories xD so I literally couldn’t think of anything else qwq)

[@emeraldranger]

What is your favorite minigame you made? FYI I love most of them

[@Leojackbo]

Once there was a toaster in an apartment. No one knows if it was faulty wiring or a factory error, but whenever bread was inserted it would always be burnt regardless of the settings selected. Then on one late night when the resident of the apartment got home from a late shift, he inserted a single slice of bread into his toaster. Knowing full well it would burn, he but ice in with the bread so it would not burn. Instead, the ice melted and damaged the toaster to a point of no return. The apartment and the surrounding building burned into ash, all except the single slice of bread now elegantly crisped with a golden brown sheen. Perfection isn’t without a few flaws... and casualties.

[@kraftykitty84_vr]

Breadly was nervously waiting in the toaster. Today was the day he would finally join the other pieces of breads and turn a new leaf to the toasty side. After waiting what felt like ages, Breadly and the others were pushed down into the toaster. Slowly it started to heat up and bake Breadly onto a golden crisp. Sadly the human forgot to turn down the timer and Breadly and the others burned in the toaster and were tossed away. Breadly become Burntly.

[@marissawatson8292]

Freezing things extends the expiration but you should be aware of the food item because it depends on the type of food. Some cookie dough doubles in shelf life span in the freezer, some only gain a few weeks

[@Beanie-The-Gnome]

Love listening to the different things they talk about in these types of videos

[@vladefangwolf]

Hey max the largest word I know is “Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia” it’s the phobia of long words u say it like “hippo-pot-o-mon-stros-us-squip-a-dalio-phobia” I hope u have fun figuring it out ur my favorite KZbinr there’s not been a video I’ve skipped or missed I hope you have an wonderful day/afternoon/or night I appreciate your existence:)

[@kaki_2220]

Crums journal, entry 11, it's my first day tomorrow and I'm so excited, I have been studying for years and practicing for months for my presentation and I think it finally has payed off, I'm going to the shiniest new touster it was just resentully painted a marvelous red and I'm gonna pot out at the perfect time, golden brown, and my boss was saying I might even get a butter raise if I do wellI'm so excited.

[@lurkingshadow5918]

I honestly love how they are able to pretty much make this a therapy session for themselves. Guess I made it far into the video for asked question. My only question for you Max is honestly, how is Figaro and Galileo? I unfortunately do not have much if any social media and I really cherish your videos. So thank you for what you do and keep being you

[@ItsyagorlEKKO]

I love your videos, they have helped me through very very dark times and are still helping me through another tough time, thank you so so very much.

[@callumwithers9561]

I love these walk and talk parkour videos so calming

[@athenalea7643]

I accepted your challenge Ross. Larry the lawn chair longed to travel the world. Only being on the cold concrete of the Smith family porch. Until one day the youngest kid, Chelsea, folded Larry up and held him in a hug as she stood by the family car. Larry was confused about why the family started to pack the car of towels, bags, and his fellow lawn chairs. Before Larry knew it, Chelsea grabbed him from the trunk. She started running as she waved Larry over her head. Larry soon felt warm sand under his support bar. The ocean rolled up the shore spraying his plastic with salt water. For once Larry felt like he was home.

[@YourPalRoss]

Run home larry! Run on home tyty

[@Eli_Irwin]

My notifications went screwy, and I missed a bunch of videos! But I'm back now and your guys' content still brightens my day! thank you and have a wonderful day!

[@blublubdakat]

Yay parkour.

[@froggie0111]

Hi Max and Ross!! my name is Liz and ive been watching you guys' content since before you had your own yt accounts as content creators. you guys brighten my life and i look forward to your content every day. i've seen every Goose Goose Duck video multiple times because it literally helps me sleep at night. All this to say, i am one of you guys' biggest fans and i appreciate your existences :) P.S. Pet Figaro, Galileo, and Charlie for me!!! (the cat not- not the- yeah you get it ok you get it)

[@alwaysm.e.e6880]

Hey Max. I was actually just thinking about this, but I watch your vids everyday at work and you are the only daily poster I watch consistently. I've been watching since the office days and while I've changed a lot, you guys are always funny. Thanks my guy. Also, what's your red head ratio now? (How much red hair you still got) And what's Galileo's best and worst habit?

[@shadowedstarr2298]

Thank you Max for posting so often. I love listening to your chats as I crochet or do other crafts! Thank you max and thank you Ross for making my days brighter

[@yargtheepirate]

19:44 sounds like it would be a musical

[@disappointed2764]

18:50 For Ross, There once was a slice of bread named Clyde. He’d lived his life in a suffocating plastic prison alongside his family. Packed tight against his siblings Clyde longed for a way out. A way to breach the blurred beyond and live independent of his fellow slices. One day, cold air seeped into the bag as a shadow pulled one of the ends wide. It was the escape Clyde had yearned for and yet he found himself frozen in place. Unable to move in the presence of one from the blurred beyond. He was awestruck by the being. A pale figure, with limbs sticking out of all angles and creases cutting across its surface. The writhing mass wrapped itself around another slice and disappeared sealing the bag in its wake. As the air staled, he clung shaking to the other slices. Whispers filled the plastic, a mix of disbelief and horror at the scene they’d all witnessed. Clyde couldn’t hear a single word. He was captivated by what little he could see of the pale one beyond the bag. More limbs. Colored limbs. Stretching across plains, ripping them open only to seal them again. His brethren, once clutched tight, had been dropped at some point to allow for more reality tearing stunts. It was almost beyond comprehension. The being was like nothing and yet meant everything. It emboided what Clyde could not reach. It embodies the vast expanse beyond the bag, the freedom he sought so desperately. Unable to tear himself away he watched as the other slice was lifted once more, dropped into a box, and then observed. The being, infinite as it was, had become still just to watch that other puny slice. Clydes insignificant sibling resurfaced. The being met it with limbs once more and then as quickly as they’d risen devoured his sibling whole. Clyde now realized why he’d been so drawn to the outside. Why he’d yearned for release his whole life. He didn’t want independence, to be one beyond the whole, no he wanted to be chosen. Clyde shook once more as revelations courses through him. He wanted to be the one joined with the being. To experience true freedom and all its flavors. He deserved to know liberation at the hands of the blurred beyond. Clyde was living to be toasted. To ascended as his sibling did. To become one with his god.

[@carterlambert5277]

I never comment but I mean I guess I’ll listen to the instructions. Recently started college and it’s been eh. you and two other KZbinrs are pretty much my sole entertainment for the day, besides Binding of Isaac and Stardew Valley. So thanks for being super entertaining and making my college days brighter!

[@yotsuyuyagiyama2443]

A piece of bread was going to the salon to tan. It arrived and payed and got inside the tanning booth. Little did the piece of bread know that the tanning booth was actually a toaster, which proceeded to burn it to a crisp. It died never knowing what it had gotten itself into or what it’s eternal fate would be.

[@justinwise614]

For Max, I absolutely love your videos and enjoy the banter you and your friends do. I also love when you "fight" with your friends. Whenever I am sad your videos absolutely make my day better. Also I love Ross's story because I have seen sausage party

[@AlaynaMoonWolf]

I can already tell that this is gonna make me laugh XD

[@rexdoug]

Larry the lawnchair, at least that was his name for most of his life. He had gained this nickname when on an unfortunate summer day while running around the pool much to the dismay of the lifeguards, he slipped on a banana peel secretly placed by Johnathon the giant his banana was the size of a small dog and when the peels were placed they could not be avoided. After tripping on Johnathon's peel he started to stumble and slide along the slick ground surrounding the pool, calling for help hoping some kind soul will grab him, stopping his inevitable descent. Everyone turned to stare at him causing him to realize even more how big of a situation he was in than he saw someone he was most of all not hoping to see; his boss, Paulie, you see Larry worked for a security company generally providing protection to malls, stores, and sometimes personal problems but one thing that Paulie had stress was to never appear weak in public because if he did he would not be as respected as a controlling force. So this realization that Paulie himself was here was very frightening indeed. Larry struggled to right himself so that he won't fall but he did not steady he continued to slip and slide about. Then like an angel descending from the heavens, he saw his escape a lawn chair he thought to himself if only I can get there I can slide into the lawnchair and sit down and act as if nothing had happened at all so he slid over trying his best to avoid the people frozen in awe at his outcries. He finally felt relief since he had started slipping 5 minutes ago but he could also sense the immense amount of eyes trained on him. He was almost there, to the lawnchair he remembers it just like it was yesterday, a chair with intertwining lines of stretched plastic and a light metal frame they were attached to. He turned away from the lawnchair to let himself fall into it but at that moment his foot had caught a rock which caused his calculation to go to waste because as he landed in the chair his leg went long and he instead of sitting in it got his leg pinched between the plastic. He could hear the ocean of laughter immediately and his face turned as red as the clip-on tie around Paulie's neck. He tried with all his strength to separate himself from the chair but nothing was working nothing could free him from this humiliation, then he heard the chanting "LARRY THE LAWNCHAIR LARRY THE LAWNCHAIR" this chant went on and on for what felt like hours while he desperately worked to remove himself he kicked and pushed and pulled until he realized he had kicked to far and he felt himself being enveloped by the cool clear water of the pool. He closed his eyes begging for someone to help him somebody to save him from this torture. A splash caused his eyes to shoot open being stung by the chemical in the water he saw his savior swimming towards him while the sun above silhouetted the person. His savior pulled him out of the water and ripped off the lawn chair from his leg. It took a few seconds for Larry's eyes to adjust but when they did he saw, Paulie someone that Larry had never expected to come to his aid but lucky he was wrong, and these words that Paulie uttered Larry will never forget "Don't kick a lawnchair you dummy" And that was how Larry the Lawnchair had gotten his famous nickname.

[@WereWolfWarlock-lx7rs]

Beautiful

[@macyk.2072]

It was indeed majestic

[@xanthirus]

Also short story for Ross. It was June 6th 1944. Tom had attempted military enlistment to fight in the war, however as a slice of bread he was unable to serve his country in the fight against the Axis of Evil. His Childhood friend Charles was shipped out to the beaches of Normandy. Months went by without Tom receiving any word back from his friend and eventually, he had given up hope on his survival. Plagued with the guilt of not fighting along side his fallen brother, he did what any slice of bread would do and toasted himself. As the light of the heating element slowly roasted his flesh he could only imagine being reunited with Charles once again in the afterlife.

[@sloanlopez3532]

These parkour videos that have kind of become a semi podcast where Max and Ross just talk about whatever they feel like have become some of my favorite videos to watch.

[@chickenpumpkineater6369]

THANK GOD I HAVE NOTHING TO DO AY WORK THIS SAVES ME FROM THIS HORRIBLE DAY

[@novacreati]

ive only ever had 3 jobs; food (frozen yogurt and boba), food (pretzels), and current is retail (jams and jellies) and i have been LOVING retail,, which i find funny cuz so many ppl say don’t work retail,, but yknow everyone is different :)

[@themachomanrs]

Max I beg you to do these for a while. These Ross and max parkour videos are always amazing especially the podcast style ones

[@keagankirkwood7791]

Max I've been watching your vids since 2016 ngl that randomizer phase got after awhile but still even then you guys made the best videos and make me so happy ,okk byee

[@gamingloser5909]

Ross lore drop, Ross plays mass effect. Neat

[@davertiadure8771]

I watch these videos while crocheting and it’s so nice

[@jakedover1271]

Question: how crispy do you like your toaste. I like a level 2, soft crispy I'm loving the casual parkour and talks. I don't get to actually watch videos, but I'm always listening to videos. Hope y'all having a good day.

[@randosensi4662]

I agree with ross with the frozen food 😭 we freeze stuff all the time and when we dethaw it it’s fine… also the longest word i know is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[@generaldragongames1119]

I am now in college. There is an awful toaster in the kitchen. The toaster is full of crumbs and is a fire hazard. I had a braze piece of bread that i put in because i was desperate. IT toasted so well and didnt catch on fire. But right after the toast and I destroyed the toaster. I named the toast Bread and bread became my roomate.

[@ghostboybenji]

you are so right for the favorite game being botw thing. that game is so goddamn good. i cant wait for the sequel (?) next May. also, as a writer, i feel obligated to do this. This was it. He had endured what seemed like hours in the slowly burning box that a hand that seemed unnaturally large placed him into. He was ecstatic, whispering to the piece next to him, "I can't believe it's finally time!" She giggled and replied, "Me too. I wonder what happens after!" He heard a sound and began to see the light from the kitchen above him. The hand grabbed him again, and the person attached to it groaned and grumbled. "This toaster sucks ass. Burnt again?" With sadness in his heart, the toast accepted his fate as he was thrown into the trash can and forced to wither away with the eggshells in the dark.

[@shanshan_x2074]

“Today was my day. The day I become a real toast. I was put in the toaster where the heat intensified. Sweat dripped across my crispy face. Excitement filled my yeast as the timer was closing to an end. *ping* I flew through the air elegantly, the morning sun giving me a vibrant glow,complimenting my crusts. I was placed on a silver platter to be served as the toast i was descant to be”

[@naginadeshko]

I love Max's laugh after Ross asked him if he trusted Ross as a scuba instructor.

[@athenalea7643]

The stories I hated in school: Lord of the Flies, Scarlet Letter, and the monkey's paw

[@Zoren_Art]

Thank you Max and Ross for always making my day better, even when I’m having a bad day, your videos never fail to make me smile. You both have done so much for my metal health and I don’t think I can thank you both enough.

[@aspenh011]

Loving bread -A short story Bread was thinking about Butter again. Butter was a forgetful angel with pretty ankles and blonde fingernails. Bread walked over to the window and reflected on his pretty surroundings. He had always loved clean The kitchen with its straight, squashed Sink, fridge, knife, toaster. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel happy. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a forgetful figure of Butter . Bread gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a loving, virtuous, heat drinker with chubby ankles and fragile fingernails. His friends saw him as a leaking, little lover. Once, he had even revived a dying, person. But not even a loving person who had once revived a dying, person, was prepared for what Butter had in store today. The wind blew like loving gerbils, making Bread stressed. Bread grabbed a rough knife that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers. As Bread stepped outside and Butter came closer, he could see the unsteady glint in his eye. "I am here because I want Love," Butter bellowed, in a peculiar tone. He slammed his fist against Bread's chest, with the force of 7701 guppies. "I frigging love you, Bread ." Bread looked back, even more stressed and still fingering the rough knife. "Butter, I dont know if i can love you," he replied. They looked at each other with relaxed feelings, like two melted, mutated mice smiling at a very malicious breakfast, which had hard metal music playing in the background and two virtuous uncles partying to the beat. Bread regarded Butter's pretty ankles and blonde fingernails. He held out his hand. "Let's not fight," he whispered, gently. "Hmph," pondered Butter. "Please?" begged Bread with puppy dog eyes. Butter looked ecstatic, his body blushing like a knowing, knotty kettle. Then Butter came inside for a nice drink of heat. THE END By: Aspen

[@cammiegreenwood8077]

My home was lit yet eviction was near. I did not send my rent and my time was due. As it should be. I awaited this day. The day to finally leave this world and give a new to someone’s morning. I could hear my timer ticking closer to the end. With a loud ring my body was launched up through the big slit of the sky. Tanned bod caught in the firm and gentle grasp of my landlord. At last peace. No worry for rent. No worries for anything. With it all. It ended with a *crunch*

[@nadiaburke2839]

Your friendship is really awesome. My best friend and I have been friends forever and I'm glad that other people have that connection as well.

[@thelunarcrescentvex4017]

So max, I’m curious because I genuinely love it. How do you guys come up with your questions because when i need to atart off a conversation it never goes so in depth as you guy’s

[@courtney_0503]

Thank you both for always being amazing. Watching you for years and it's still my favorite thing everyday. I'm also intrigued that you've watched Eddsworld, I loved their old videos and the reboot that came out recently. The throwbacks have been intense recently and I'm loving them. Again thank you, it's so refreshing. I hope you both are going well!!

[@Mikeyness1]

One day, there was a slice of bread. It got put on a sandwich. Then, some random person cut off the crust. The bread didn't like that. But then, the person ate the sandwich and the bread got eaten, and it's crust was left behind. bwed

[@YourPalRoss]

Bwed

[@purple3923]

There once was a piece of bread, named Breadington the Bread, and today was his first birthday (which is like the equivalent of 18 in human years), meaning he was eligible to become a piece of toast. As he walked his way to the toast house he was smiling with excitement all the way there. He signed all his paperwork and was ready to become toast. He hopped in and began his honorable transition, from bread to toast. As the time grew closer to his transformation becoming complete, he grew eager to become toast. And when he least expected it, he heard the ding and popped out with joy, and all his family came to celebrate him finally becoming Toastington the Toast! The end

[@jasonmatthews6153]

There once was a slice of bread named Gregory. Gregory has waited for this day all his life, every time seeing a hand come into the bread box made his heart skip a beat and then again when he wasn't picked. But then finally one day he was the chosen one and was toasted into a delicious ham and cheese sandwich and was then eaten on a lawn chair. (While I was writing this story ross said to make a lawn chair story and I was devastated because I was almost done with the toast story)

[@mysteryfoxyt]

When you upload a video, it always makes my day so much better. I always put on one of your videos when I feel stressed and cheers me up. You and your friends always add a bip of charm to things and come up with goofy scenarios. Thank you for being a great person.

[@BlazeRomaive]

as long as the food is tightly sealed it is ok for it to be in the freezer It will not go off as long as its in the freezer when its out of the freezer is will start deteriorating fast. thats why you have to cook it after its unfrozen the its fine it will have a new cell by date about 1 week i say.

[@majesticsandwich9134]

Just comment (that one’s for you Max 18:51) and Ross, ahem, his day had come. Jerry the loaf was so excited. His day had come, the anticipation building up inside him like the heat that was slowly cooking him. He felt the toaster tense as the heat turned off. Then, all of a sudden, Jerry was launched into the air before landing elegantly onto a plate. The hooman named Pookathy, slapped Jerry with butter. Pookathy gazed at Jerry longingly as they embraced each other… ah sh*t, this turned into a JerryxPooki fanfic oh well, hope you enjoyed 😂

[@falleneyes2968]

Hi Max! (and maybe Ross) I have known you guys since Ross' first appearance of Do not Laugh for the one who shall not be named. I want to say how proud I am of you guys for coming so far and for your success. !!Congratulations!! My question is if you had to be an inanimate object for one week what would you be? The twist is no one would know you were that object and could still use you, but you can see and hear everything but can't talk.

[@isjacracraft6603]

a question for max. what’s your favorite part about living with your best friend?!

[@jynx7547]

I love the way y'all just interact! ☺️ Great parkour!! Keep being awesome guys!

[@jazmingonzalez7928]

Listening to you guys talk is always nice, your friendship is really cool

[@plant8269]

Hey Max, i enjoy your videos. Currently I’m home sick but watching you and ross play and just hearing y’all talk makes me feel a lot better. I hope you guys have a nice day😊

[@yunayeeyesyee]

The million dollar story A very exciting tale Including other tales of jobs, school, breaking redstone, and bwed.

[@Jaii17]

Hey Max, what's your favorite video you have made?

[@mjtheflowergirl2468]

I enjoy watching these videos! They make my day everyday ☺️

[@purpledragon9174]

Like I said before I love listening to the random conversations you and Ross have while parkouring, they are so funny.

[@thefightingteddybearofpeace]

I always appreciate that I’m able to watch the video that you’ve posted for the day when I take a break from course work or finally get home. I wish I could enjoy more by watching your streams, but schedules and life usually don’t align, and that’s okay! I have no regrets spending some of my free time watching a video of yours! You make good content, and I enjoy watching that content. You’re doing an amazing job, and I really appreciate that.

[@kiavashvakili7370]

Question for max and ross, what was your favorite meal when someone made you food? Like not favorite food, but favorite food made by someone else as a show of kindness.

[@assassinkiwi025]

Love all these toast stories. So many its amazing.

[@koffsie]

Parkour Intros always start in the weirdest way 😭

[@monomi6518]

18:27 I don’t normally comment but I have a question for both you and ross. If ever given the chance to, would you want to play a character in a show? I personally am really into film making and am always interested to know about peoples answer with working in film.

[@mynamejay17]

I’ve worked at a retail, and fast food. I currently work at a professional job, and it’s definitely an experience.

[@tulalula3092]

I have a question! What’s your favorite type of video to film out of everything you’re currently filming? (goose goose, parkour, hide & seek, etc.)

[@chiribomb21]

The sad little piece of bread was ready to except his hot hell. He’s waited a whole minute and a held to escape dreading every second he has to stay in the toaster. He can feel his body drying up and him losing himself the longer he stays in. But unable to move due the the toaster holding him all he can do is wait and pray that it ends soon.

[@aidanmccann3766]

Is there gonna be another game playthrough or minecraft RP? I first started watching you when you did the undertale playthrough and I’ve really enjoyed watching you since, but I do admit I miss when you and Ross did funny voices and acted through scenarios. But don’t take it the wrong way, I love what you do now and absolutely die of laughter when the entire gang gets together for something so keep doing what you’re doing!!

[@GuyDudeSir]

Once upon a time there was a piece of bread named Ken waiting for the day they were chosen to be toast. Knowing he was first in line, he was excited to see the HouseOwner prepare for a grilled cheese. As the HouseOwner went to grab some bread Ken would get more and more excited just for him to be pushed aside. Disapointed and distraught he came to realized how unwanted he was. Day after day being pushed aside growing more and more fowel. He was alone, noone but him and his fellow "Otherside" who had already succumb to the mold. Waiting for the end, wanting to just be thrown away, he found a sense of peace as HouseOwner came grabbing the bag. Awaiting the trash he closed his eyes, then, as if sparking the flames in his yeasty heart he heard the stovetop come on. He was going to become a grill cheese. Joy, happines, sadness, anxiety, it was time. He had thought all hope was lost. Tears streaming down his face turning him to a soggy piece of bread, he was inserted into the toaster and let the heat take him knowing he had fulfilled his duty. THE END (Yes ross ate a moldy grilled cheese)

[@kingroxas9751]

At first there was light, and then darkness. Then the slow steady red glow. Brad the bread slice wasn't sure what was going on, but he was excited. For his short existence something exciting was finally happening. He could hear voice in the background saying arguing over a timer. "It should be longer " or "This is the perfect setting for perfect toast." For Brad, it didn't matter. He could feel the change happening. His perfectly white bread body turning a golden crispy brown. There was a pop and he began to fly into the air. This is Brad the bread no more. This is Brad the perfect slice of toast. For Ross. For Max: You are amazing

[@key6837]

I’ve been watching both of your channels for years and you’ve helped me through a lot and I appreciate both Max and Ross’ existences ❤❤

[@sunnyflower18]

no cuz when ross asked max what he would do with one million i already knew. i would buy all of the albums by TWICE, make myself a quince, buy all of BTS' Albums, make a trip to korea, japan, argentina, and Italy, and then donate the rest. ohoh also buy literally every album i can

[@kayladurant746]

I hope your pets and you all are doing well and continue to do so, I love your videos man. Don't forget to take breaks when you need to and have a wonderful day!

[@xbloosaber]

im sorry i dont comment as much lol but i really have been enjoying the videos a lot lately, ur videos are apart of my nightly routine and i always watch the day's video before bed and as well as older videos (like my favorite among us video Winter beast as well as GGD bc its just random fun talking background for me)they help me fall asleep(i hope thats not weird lol its just like me leaving the tv on but YT instead). Im excited for the new series coming out thursday!! and for ross a story. Timmy the bread slice had finally reached the ripe age for toasting, it was his time to go, he had a fruitful life despite being bread, but it was a good one, now was time for his golden hour between the red hot bars that line the walls inside of the toaster before he comes the toast in some anime school girls mouth. The End. ik its a day late but if u see this i hope u enjoyed it :))) i will try to remember to comment more but adhd kinda go brrr next video lol gn!

[@ZaksAnimangaReviews15]

Max, I have a question for you, what is your opinion on Berserk? And I also have a question for Ross, have you played the new JoJo game yet? Sorry if ai sound like a robot I just can't think of any other way to ask😅😅 anyway hope you both have a great day!!👍🏻

[@nettahouse5281]

Max, I want to say, your videos have brought me so much joy for such a long time. Thank you for being such a source of light in mine - and many others' - lives. Even when days are hard, you continue to make us smile, and that is something I hope you never forget.

[@BisexualMushroom]

Love you Max and Ross, you guys are amazing and I love watching your videos ❤😊