The 10 Most British News Stories | Russell Howard

[@danisnotonchairs3561]

The most British story on the news is how KFC ran out of chicken and the whole country nearly fell apart

[@hatsxcx]

Btsarmy 69 we were a broken nation 😂

[@johnstrong7138]

There was a poor women who had To go to BURGER KING 😂😂

[@imadooddood8803]

Oh poor britain, how did you cope?

[@crumblestheclown]

imadooddood We didn’t, we scraped around aimlessly in the ashes of salvation trying to find a speck of humanity in between all of the chaos that clouded our senses and left us alienated.

[@crumblestheclown]

imadooddood Thanks for asking

[@TheMarioManiac]

“Fetch the gritter!” “Put some salt down!” “I die”

[@CheekyBV]

UNBLOCK ME FROM TWITTER!!!!!

[@fajaradi1223]

Do they also hang garlic on the door?

[@nathanhankinson3229]

*Roast potatoes are going to kill us*

[@ryanharris7891]

I'll still eat them :)

[@mollyb2004]

The way I want to go : )

[@atlas4598]

PFFFFFFF

[@greenarrow219]

Im fine with that

[@derpimusmaximus8815]

I shall die as a lived. Full of potatoes and covered in gravy.

[@maxmagee6664]

I swear to god, when he said “Nibbles from Glastonbury” my Harry Potter game said “time to feed the Niffler” Russell knows!

[@francescascanlan4549]

Max Magee A Hogwarts Story? I love that game!

[@Shebeast3]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AngryArab405]

Max Magee lol

[@Rain-zh6lb]

Lol, I have that game! What house r u in?

[@stevec6427]

Two years on the woman who said Boris is a twat has been proven to be more correct than any person in history

[@their_lives_not_ours]

More than she ever thought she'd know

[@dogsforever5707]

"Men suffer from man-flu, women suffer from men" Best quote I've heard in a while

[@cloudywithclouds]

too true tho

[@DragonRidingHood]

@WIZARD RAPIER man flu is used to describe men who over exaggerate there symptoms when they are sick

[@Mgbn78]

Klaus Mateschitz yep. “Man up”

[@Hellothere_453]

Klaus Mateschitz it's not a competition

[@badik10]

@@Hellothere_453 if you weren't so brain dead from all the men hating propaganda you would realize he is saying men have tons of their own issues but you don't hear about them as much bc we don't bitch and complain 24/7

[@ejaaz7260]

Brexit is like one of those fuckall series that just doesn't end.

[@gimmebeans1092]

It's literally the big bang theory but political. Nothing happens and there's little to no change

[@romanpomroy7626]

Ya and the actors are SJWs

[@lukewhite9237]

So love island basically

[@matthewtaylor445]

Basically strictly come dancing

[@ataleoftwomeows8086]

@@gimmebeans1092 atleast it has funny jokes. Brexit is just a dead joke.

[@jayzo]

The only problem with the Viking Gerbil, he didn't die in battle so won't go to Valhalla, unfortunately.

[@tomdaly4275]

If I had a gerbil I'd just dump its corpse down the loo

[@YT-ps1wt]

Maybe he got killed in battle by a cat. You never know

[@jakegrant7663]

@@YT-ps1wt LLMMAOAOOOO

[@katywood8593]

Shrek the Mighty haha

[@caitlynnhatch9254]

His battle was life, a too short of a life. His weapon was his will to live. Or his teeth.

[@k7cryptic]

Nibbles, Glastonbury 😂😂

[@grace-eq5ge]

I read that when he said it

[@MythicSuns]

Minus 12 in Britain: "IT'S THE BLOODY APOCOLYPSE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Minus 12 in Canada: "right...where's my beach clothes?"

[@zhouhuanyue]

Yeah, more like "minus 12 in england" Us scots dont mind the cold, that's nothing

[@MythicSuns]

@@zhouhuanyue fair point

[@crashbash8549]

@@zhouhuanyue Oh yeah, that's why schools were closed down throughout the UK, your not special just because your from Scotland

[@zhouhuanyue]

@@crashbash8549 who the fuck said I was special? Scots just handle the cold better than the English generally do

[@MythicSuns]

@@crashbash8549 *you're

[@affadoodletigressjointacco932]

When it's snowing in Sweden at -18: the trains are running, the planes are running When it snows in England and Wales, we're running.

[@joshdavy480]

No we're in bed...

[@lenmarfox2947]

That's because our government doesn't bother buying proper snow clearing machines because they don't want to spend money on something that might be used once a year, soo they'd rather let the whole country shut down for the day.

[@holdencross5904]

@@lenmarfox2947 while they constantly cut funding to emergency services and legal aid funding and get pay rises each year.

[@QueenMegaera]

As a Swede who has been in southern England when it snowed, I confirm everything said in the first clip. ☺️😂

[@eclectica1]

As a Brit who has lived here my whole life, I am in no need of any confirmation of the fact that yes, we're pathetic when it comes to a tiny bit of cold. Bloody embarrassing.

[@Zoot_of_Anthrax]

The same week i gave birth to an 11lb baby without drugs my ex was limping around the house whining and saying i “didnt understand the pain he was in” because he had a hangnail on his toe.

[@stopmotionroyals7492]

Well thank fuck that he’s your ex, love

[@glaptoper]

You probably didn't.

[@Zouzou1021]

Well a nail in the toe is pretty bad

[@no7581]

Its not his fault you freely take it up the poos w/o protection. He didnt choose the nail to hang 😂

[@naomi7786]

doesn’t change the amount of pain?

[@jbubbleu4956]

Here in Canada it was -40 for like a full week, and I had to walk to school at 6am for basketball. Worst thing was I didn’t have my coat so I wore bathrobe over my clothes.

[@bilalykko7]

JbubbleU Fahrenheit or Celsius?

[@stacywilliams2155]

@@bilalykko7 its the same temp -40f equivalent to -40c

[@lauracooper9136]

Your as mad as a hatter

[@jbubbleu4956]

Yalzy: Stacy is correct they are the same, but as a side note Canada uses Celsius. there are actually only three countries that use Fahrenheit, including the U.S.A. 🤯

[@BlueBeagle0]

Bro how are you not dead? We had -50 in Winnipeg and at that point I just didn't leave my house.

[@einat1622]

4:45 The coolest thing about Pepe Pig was American toddlers switching into a posh British accent ! 😂

[@UHDGamers-re2xj]

Peppa pig isn't posh tho. More of a general London accent. But I guess because we speak proper English not American English it sounds posher to the American audience.

[@einat1622]

@@UHDGamers-re2xj I heard 'lower class' British accents - Pepe pig definitely isn't that. It's not the grammer, it's the accent & words (flat vs apartment, tap vs faucet, lift vs elevator etc.).

[@ihatelactose254]

UHDGamers 2015 just because you say “fahst” and “rahn” and make all your a’s really long it does NOT mean you speak proper English. i guess i’m not from England since i’m from Birmimgham 🥱

[@lewis0705]

@@einat1622 it's definitely not posh

[@einat1622]

@@lewis0705 I'm going to guess you are British? I think people outside the US, especially America consider perceived pronunciation as posh.

[@xxjrdh13xxp38]

The moments I love most is when he can't keep a straight face and has to stop to laugh at his own jokes

[@Mxyzptlksac]

I suspect that’s when he goes off script or he just realized how it sounds outloud.

[@feralbluee]

Yup - i love that. and it’s a special grin, too! :} 😋

[@JargonMadjin]

I admire the fact that Brits aren't afraid to speak their mind, they come up with some epic insults (I'm looking at Blackadder in particular), also their comedy is absolute gold

[@gabbymusic8484]

Facts I mean it is impressive how we can turn any object into an insult by saying,"you absolute" infrount of it

[@joeogle7729]

@@gabbymusic8484 As a Brit, the other great thing is that you can use almost any past tense word to describe someone as drunk. For Instance "He was absolutely badgered" and "He was completely trollied" are some personal favourites

[@leonardhpls6]

​@@joeogle7729he was absolutely badgered means a whole different thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joeogle7729]

@@leonardhpls6 well um, shit! Might be a regional thing, my family use it in context for drunk anyway...

[@eggarts9158]

I love how displeased, sarcastic and annoyed the lady reading out the man flue story sounded

[@JmanKO97]

That is typical female behaviour - the moment that they hear around males having problems for once, they showcase disapproval

[@renhey9979]

@@JmanKO97 'females'

[@JmanKO97]

@@renhey9979 I have used "female" as a general adjective, indicating all members of the sex. Therefore, your correction is sadly incorrect

[@emmad4308]

@@JmanKO97 mate they are taking the piss out of you for calling women females.

[@Very-Uncorrect]

@@JmanKO97 Incel lmao

[@reevans5764]

"IT'S SNOWING"

[@Jedi_Spartan]

"Shit, it's Sunday."

[@charlieforster9910]

I am having a wank

[@reevans5764]

@@charlieforster9910 don't care

[@GaterGrr]

@@charlieforster9910 watching russ and Jeremy Kyle as well?

[@SkywardSpork]

As someone who works in hospitality, working a Sunday is entirely possible, you see snow, you get excited, possible day off work! Then I remember I live at the hotel I work at, so snowdays don't exist

[@jennieanderson9725]

Help me I'm fear the winter may take me - russle howard Thx for the likes

[@tomcrossan1226]

Russell

[@katywood8593]

He might have died in battle with a cat you never know.

[@versebuchanan512]

I had a buddy who's pet rat died, and over drinks while consoling him, I convinced him we should do the viking funeral thing. We walked and hopped a fence and performed the firey send off in the White River, it was beautiful.

[@keelanwrightly6628]

"It was -18 and everything was still running!" Canada at -40 with 6ft of snow "Lightweights."

[@crumblestheclown]

Awe god damn. Not the roast potatoes, I mean it could’ve been the sprouts or the bloody carrots... just not the roast potatoes.

[@fajaradi1223]

Relax mate, here's some sweet potatoes for you

[@gachaelephant6841]

Fuck it I’ll take my chance with cancer rather then be deprived of roast potatoes

[@zapatron1939]

@@fajaradi1223 You have been accused of claiming anything is better than roast potatoes you have been sentenced to life in prison with no parole

[@fajaradi1223]

@@zapatron1939 Objection your highness! I'd like to plead guilty. I have the proof. Just wait, a moment. Let me find those damn papers, where did I put it?

[@zarakikon6352]

I feel your pain. 😆😆😆

[@Arantigos]

He should be the next prime minister

[@therealdave06]

He's one of the only comedians who haven't revealed their political stance so....

[@kongmanqueally7003]

SomeDawidGuy It’s obvious that he is left leaning and against most conservative viewpoints.

[@camerondon3712]

@@kongmanqueally7003 with justified reason. What reason that might be, I cannot ascertain, but it's there.

[@AllIsWellaus]

Brilliant. I got my dose of British.

[@brucecoleman5379]

RUSSELL'S COMING BACK!!! So excited. I live in Dallas Texas and I LIVE for Russells observations!

[@yaram8898]

Pickle Rick Wrong state mate. You’re thinking of Alabama.

[@picklerick8420]

Yara M no alabama is brother and sister. The rest of america is cousin

[@therealdave06]

@@picklerick8420 are you ok?

[@picklerick8420]

SomeDawidGuy idk is America

[@Cat-tk7vo]

I can't wait until tomorrow when the new series of the Russell Howard Hour starts, I'm like freaking out I'm so excited

[@maryamr6850]

"Women suffer from men" - One of my most favourite lines of all time by Russell :)

[@NexusDarkworld338]

Depending on the country, its the other way around now.

[@jenevans3467]

News reporter: it's -1 degree out today Russell's mom: MERRRRRRR

[@annapashley6143]

7:09 and now you have him... I can't wait for Russell's reaction

[@therealdave06]

First episode of Season 3 - Boris Can't wait

[@OP-1000]

If I ever meet the queen, I will be very disappointed if she doesn’t sound like Russell.

[@haxs753]

Why we British don't care: can't be bothered to get up that early

[@garrylove8955]

"It'll be gone in the morning" how does that not work? Clearly Russell has never had a one night stand before.

[@GaterGrr]

Honourable man not look for a quickie he's commitment material.

[@Jedi_Spartan]

Does ANYONE know when the next season/series starts?

[@cursedimagesthatimake818]

Next Thursday at 10pm! Hope that answers your question.

[@Jedi_Spartan]

@@cursedimagesthatimake818 thanks, also I hope he recaps the major things that have happened after the last series. I hope he finds a way to include the prime minister version of his Boris Johnson impression.

[@jbubbleu4956]

Sean Kealey-Bennett OMG thank you sooo much!

[@Cristinadunngarcia]

Where is going to be on? What channel?

[@cursedimagesthatimake818]

@@Cristinadunngarcia sky one.

[@Mortthemoose]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 thanks for the laugher Russell. I needed that.

[@Venus77x]

You should be prescribed on the National Health Russell, you're guaranteed to lift anyone's spirits 😀😂

[@hurricanedorian4897]

KFC : we have ran out of Chicken U.K. : turned into the “ Not United Kingdom “

[@georgiamitchell3585]

Love you Russell!

[@mrcwillis6970]

-15 in Russia: what a regular normal day -1 in England: WERE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@KateeAngel]

So fking true

[@XxRemixerzxX]

It's the media that over exaggerates every time it snows

[@elispeechley382]

I have been waiting all year for the new series

[@amandabeaty1492]

The first ever snow day I ever got was when I was working in Dublin and it snowed. It also caused the great bread shortage of 2018. People were buying 5 or 6 loaves of bread at a time. After my return to the frozen circle of hell from which I'd came, temperatures plummeted. Last February it was dark 16 hours a day, and we got 4 days out of the month where the temperature rose above -30. We were still expected to go to work even if the heat in the car didn't work because it was too fucking cold causing you to pull over and scrape the inside of your windscreen. In my two years in Dublin, I didn't once complain about the weather. I'd tell people that if it didn't feel like someone was shoving a hot poker into your sinuses causing them to feel like they were burning which in addition to the wind made your eyes water which in turn would make your eyelashes freeze together, it wasn't that cold. Every winter, the collective population of 6 million people in Alberta, Saskatchewan and Manitoba wonder why the hell they live here. I've decided this year not to. I'm going to the UK... There's no way to explain to anyone what -54 feels like.

[@AngryArab405]

Who’s watching this coronaviruses going off

[@o.s8573]

.... The whole world....?

[@lordsoliduscambell4561]

@@o.s8573 YES! BURN

[@LexifromZargon]

Oh honey it's gonna get worse watch it again

[@DE-lb3ti]

@@LexifromZargon init😂

[@ABC-is9zp]

10 months ago... ffs

[@veevintage2619]

In Canada we get up a half hour earlier to de-Ice the windshield and start the engine to heat up the car while you layer up for -23... the kids look like the lovechildren of penguins and bowling pins as they waddle up to the school bus... my point is, we get up and go to work and school when it’s below -18 and the Brits feel it’s warranted to skip the day because it’s -2??? -2 is practically the onset of summer here!!!!!

[@karenlloyd945]

As a brit it has always annoyed me that the UK grinds to a halt because of a little snow!

[@Ali-mv3jc]

It's cos our infrastructure doesn't cope well in snow

[@mariawheater7905]

men suffer from man flu, women suffer from men 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 best line in history

[@crashbash8549]

Men suffer from the loss of their dogs in Minecraft

[@TheIamtheoneandonly1]

That could go viral you know. 😉

[@jameswatsonatheistgamer]

And men get rid of women who can't cook or get fat. Problem solved.

[@thefrogman6197]

James Watson Atheist Gamer ok boomer

[@enyamariemurphy]

@@jameswatsonatheistgamer ok incel

[@harleyrobertson73]

A week till season 3.....fcuking been looking forward to this for months

[@saturdayz7237]

I honestly thought they were joking about -12 But I just live in Canada

[@crissy4445]

Winter Is totally not a furry I...honey it’s in Celsius are you that thick?

[@dimitridan8112]

@@crissy4445 Canada doesn't use farenheit, ofc he knows

[@enesimajebi2935]

-12 is like light jacket weather here.

[@oliviahodges6104]

Russel Howard should be our Prime Minister

[@m0nkeo361]

This is the best thing to appear in my recommended.

[@truebornseeker9767]

“It’ll be gone in the mornin’! Mur!” That can work, one night stands, mate!

[@odstinbound2335]

It's consistently -30 here in Finland in the winter

[@Star-Man]

So can I Russell. So can I.

[@mrmcbeardy9268]

Rus, you are f*cking gold mate 🤙Loved your show since forever. I'd buy you a pint any day of the week. Cheers and happy new year 🍻🎉 I hope your 2020 is epic son

[@MaikaRose]

'Are they at Platform 9 3/4? *"Why did they lie to us??"* ' 😂😂

[@danieltsiprun8080]

"The big freeze" you guys are very creative.

[@AtheistOrphan]

daniel tsiprun - ‘BIG freeze’.

[@leahmaslin277]

It snowed the other day and my entire yr 12 class including the teacher spent most of the lesson staring at the snow.

[@colourlessvoid]

R.I.P Nibbles of Glastonbury

[@lizkrelove3837]

I live in Canada, and schools close only when it’s at least -35 degrees... 😂😂

[@Ms.Francis]

I cannot with the doctor in peppa pig, that complaint was clearly prejudice because the bear is brown come on!!!!! I love this so much!!!! Brilliant compilation!

[@maffy715]

"Colder than Alaska", ok settle down I doubt Britain ever gets to -50°

[@maffy715]

@@corrinmcmurray8735 I lived in BC for over a year and traveled to Yukon, -12 is just an average day most weeks, lol.

[@morganmarkham4588]

CELCIUS NOT THE OTHER SHIT

[@chelseagreer6264]

@@morganmarkham4588 Canada uses Celsius too actually. Side note. It was colder in Britain than also a on that particular day not overall each day. Just that one day.

[@joshdavy480]

Ice age?

[@camerondon3712]

@@joshdavy480 as England makes it seem.

[@arithecat8819]

I gave my gerbil a viking funeral. But the river was in the woods

[@theracingline6999]

Was it in australia too?

[@joshdavy480]

*_oH nO_*

[@alex-fs9yt]

*"Men suffer from man flu, women suffer from men."* 😂😂

[@JackIves]

I love Russell Howard :D

[@aidenwarner2536]

This is brilliant

[@Ighisu]

who is laughing at mr.Mclean now.

[@talitha1226]

2:24 No one's laughing at Mr McLean now huh

[@livb6945]

Are you people really our of spam now?

[@akitchenspoon6865]

i has a really local school for primary and that place never closed like one time it was an lighting storm and we still went in

[@33_Im_on_a_chair]

Russel pls go on Britains got talent I would love it so much and u could win 😗

[@rikijamie]

"Colder than Alaska". I'm British, .over to Canada 17 years ago. Every winter is -30c. Worst so far was -45c with wind chill. I got the bus and went to work like usual haha

[@jakemartin1993]

This makes me proud to be British

[@hollieburns6847]

Love this one 💘

[@fariatasnim8191]

Okay are we not getting a series3 of The Russell Howard Hour?

[@cursedimagesthatimake818]

Next Thursday at 10pm!

[@spicy_penguin22]

what channel?

[@cursedimagesthatimake818]

@@spicy_penguin22 sky one. Does that help?

[@spicy_penguin22]

@@cursedimagesthatimake818 uhh if I can use the downstairs one yeah

[@cursedimagesthatimake818]

@@spicy_penguin22 down the stairs what?

[@munroe5437]

Telford, Shropshire. We never got any snow at all

[@tigeressjade9972]

when he said "men suffer from man-flew and women from men " I made eye contact with my dad saying "I gosh darn knew it " he proceeds to laugh his ass off and say "yes but your mom would not agree" I proceed to share the vid with her and I get "I told you so "

[@auroraelegion4050]

"I can't walk in that tundra" meanwhile in Minnesota . . . -20°F "children, school tomorrow"

[@CaeneusTelamon]

Mr McClean is laughing now, huh.

[@ellenday2155]

Russell Howard makes me proud to be British 😂😂😂

[@aidanhulse7111]

in England they see like a centimetre of snow and are like "nope!" meanwhile in Canada it gets down to -40 for a week and Newfoundland gets so much snow it buries cars.

[@bosnia7429]

that's why england is beter

[@jonnythonmccrapballs3112]

That's why I fucking love England, we complain about everything and hate work. We'd do anything for a day off

[@FixTheDisc]

Hey, Kudos to Russel for pronouncing Uppsala correctly!

[@fierywolfgamer2300]

Am I the only one wanting to see Russ do a try not to laugh

[@leosullivan9361]

Absolutely amazing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@annamargaretajohnsson5178]

He pronounced Uppsala the right way!!

[@nanchu2151]

Alive am addicted to this dudes humor..n am Australian mate!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you just a downright smasher cobber..frickn choice as fcuk!!

[@abbyiswatching2046]

Oh my god, we have those drunk trash guys in the US too. It's referred to as "Hey ya'all, watch this!"("HOLD MY BEER!" for short. I

[@illogicalgarage8641]

@@picklerick8420 you're american.

[@illogicalgarage8641]

@@picklerick8420 and all of the UK is based on incest.

[@picklerick8420]

Illogical_ws6 like no one says that. Everyone in the world says that about the usa and not the UK and im English i just like rick and morty

[@illogicalgarage8641]

@@picklerick8420 doesn't matter if anyone says it, it is true.

[@picklerick8420]

Illogical_ws6 aha why is it true. And besides i can literally say so much shit about ur crap country

[@elyeliza8287]

😂😂 2 more replays and i get a 6 pack 😂😂

[@mle194]

Brits: Complaining about snow and - 12°C Me: laughs in finnish

[@daisugoi]

I think the reason British people complain about snow or low temperatures is because we don't have sufficient resources or money to deal with it. Most of our public transport goes to shit and can't run, and the last time it snowed I got off a bus only to see it go up a hill for the next stop and slip back down and crash after getting to the top. It's pure chaos and quite dangerous, even when driving to work (cars/roads usually aren't built/modified for dealing with it either, quite a few crashes, many near collisions even when driving slowly). Our snow is this nasty slushie/sludgie shit that isn't easy to grip as well, it's horrible to navigate. In other words, the government believes that winter or snow related chaos damages is better than hiring adequate machinery for the roads because our weather is infrequent. (no one asked but it's still interesting to know)

[@KateeAngel]

I am from Russia and I got fb friends from Yakutia. They have -40° or less almost the whole winter, and sometimes it goes down to -50...-60

[@teeli.]

*laughs in Canadian*

[@feralbluee]

good one!! i love it. LOL ❄️🌫🌨

[@jonnythonmccrapballs3112]

@@daisugoi eh, us brits complain about everything

[@maryannsarkady7950]

Watching this at 12:16 a.m. in the U.S. and I hope my upstairs neighbor is sleeping because I am laughing so loud !

[@lucyporteous4669]

Pickle Rick mate......

[@felixhenson9926]

"men suffer from man flu, women suffer from men" iconic

[@marywood8794]

Whoever smelt it dealt it! Lol

[@mrsmd4616]

The prepped guy had the last laugh..enjoy those squirrels

[@poetic5604]

yep ...that survival thing ...was practice time...for 2020!!! man...2020..is one hell of a year!

[@avaingirl7]

British people need to come to Edmonton, Alberta, Canada so they know what a blizzard looks like

[@ladyi7609]

Dude, -2°C IS considered cold where I live and also where I live, snowfall accumulation DOES cause the whole city to shut down. BUT the important thing to consider here is that "where I live" is in SOUTH TEXAS. I live just as far away from the equator as Kuwait City! Britain is in the northern reaches of Western Europe, with London further up north than even New York City. Y'all are supposed to be equipped for the cold! To me it's beyond crazy that y'all would react that way.

[@cupofmoss1007]

Has anyone else noticed that Russel said wainfall? 😂

[@Mortthemoose]

"Nibbles" from Glastonbury 😂😂😂😂😂

[@princeereia]

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW SEASOOOOOOOOOON! qwq ♡♡♡

[@PaddySnuffles]

As a Canadian the thought of things stopping at only -18 because it's "too cold" is hilarious.

[@theroad-s7u]

- 18 would be national emergency; they close schools at - 3, with an inch of snow you can skip work and no one will tell you anything

[@jenellis2185]

I need to marry russell lol him and his family are hilarious 🤣

[@2armylife]

I remember that digger story, everyone was chatting about it 😂😂