The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

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Күн бұрын

A celebration of some of the greatest 'cheesiest' movie quotes of all time. First featured on Pajiba.com. Sit back, relax and take in all the wonderful fromage...for list of films click (more info)...
One mans cheese is another mans gold... "cheesy" is a very subjective word and can be used in many different contexts. And there is such a thing as good cheese... a quote can be both epic and cheesy! Also, just because I've included a quote from a movie, it doesn't imply that I think the movie itself is 'cheesy', more the line chosen qualifies... I happen to love a great deal of the films listed here.
Films featured in order of appearance:
American Beauty, Batman & Robin, Gigli, Batman & Robin, Showgirls, Troy, Star Wars, G.I Jane
--1m- Love Story, Cast Away, Star Wars, City of Angels, As Good As It Gets, Pearl Harbor, Titanic, Ever After, Death Race, The Covenant, X-Men 3
-2m- They Live, Commando, Matrix, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Total Recall, Wicker Man, Point Break, Lethal Weapon II, Boondock Saints, Predator, Road House, Kindergarten Cop
-3m- Forrest Gump, Transformers 2, Lethal Weapon, Speed, Commando, X-Men, Exorcist II, Armageddon, Juno, Blood Diamond, Batman & Robin
-4m- Goldfinger, Rocky 4, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Judge Dredd, Commando, Under Siege, Batman & Robin, The Happening, Star Wars, The Happening, Eraser
-5m- Blood In Blood Out, Batman & Robin, Con Air, Air Force One, Bad Boys II, Snakes on a Plane, Showgirls, Notting Hill, Jerry Maguire, Ghost
-6m- Pretty Woman, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Dirty Dancing, Matrix, 300, Star Wars, The Postman, The Happening, Congo
-7m- Wicker Man, Pearl Harbor, Knowing, Predator, Troll 2, Matrix, Poseidon, Face Off, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Star Wars, True Lies, Twilight, Battlefield Earth
-8m- World Is Not Enough, Flash Gordon, Showdown In Little Tokyo, Braveheart, Independence Day, Wicker Man, Star Wars, The Room, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, Star Wars
-9m- Conan The Barbarian, Battlefield Earth, Shark Attack 3, Lord of The Rings, Top Gun
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the footage presented here, this video was made merely to pay homage to these films and quotes and not for any profit or commercial reasons. No copyright infringement intended, video is for entertainment purposes ONLY.

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@starbit5065
@starbit5065 9 жыл бұрын
"Love means never having to say you're sorry." "I'M SORRY WILSON!!"
@Balearius
@Balearius 9 жыл бұрын
Starbit I love how they are one right after the other practically xD
@avix007
@avix007 9 жыл бұрын
Marcus Balearius It's not accidental.
@rfcastro5877
@rfcastro5877 9 жыл бұрын
"I hope you can clone yourself" "Why?" "Because you can go fuck yourself" - Arnold Shwarzenegger
@Balearius
@Balearius 9 жыл бұрын
avix007 I never said it was...
@colingznetworkplus4618
@colingznetworkplus4618 3 жыл бұрын
I guess he didn’t love Wilson then!
@Mynameisnumber5
@Mynameisnumber5 10 жыл бұрын
YO! Tom Hanks yelling, "I'M SORRY WILSON!" Is not a cheesy quote. That scene is heartbreaking. Who ever thought a man losing his volleyball would be so sad.
@VOIDUST
@VOIDUST 10 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@biscuittaster9568
@biscuittaster9568 9 жыл бұрын
That's his charm he has an average guy face so he can play a average guy movie rows but he is an amazing actor and can give and out of this world performance
@COUNTERCOM
@COUNTERCOM 9 жыл бұрын
Arthur Garwood Delahooke no its hilarious!
@ayeforgot8645
@ayeforgot8645 9 жыл бұрын
That was'nt a volleyball! It was a companion loved by all. He was the main character and touched infinite hearts
@slipknotmfkr3
@slipknotmfkr3 9 жыл бұрын
I cry every time I see that scene
@headshothomie5566
@headshothomie5566 9 жыл бұрын
The entire list could have just been Batman and Robin.
@mosesgana7035
@mosesgana7035 9 жыл бұрын
Reigns is the future WWE champion
@joeyjem9361
@joeyjem9361 9 жыл бұрын
lol
@nancysam01
@nancysam01 9 жыл бұрын
Yup he is
@kennan10101
@kennan10101 9 жыл бұрын
Headshot Homie or Fast and Furious. Those movies make me physically uncomfortable they're so bad.
@whiro77
@whiro77 9 жыл бұрын
TheKPSTube Absolutely. The fact that the goddam SEVENTH one is one of the highest grossing films of all time causes me to die a little inside. The Mad Max films are infinitely better, but don't do nearly as well (probably because they don't have The Rock and Paul fucking Walker).
@ThatOneShyguyVideos
@ThatOneShyguyVideos 9 жыл бұрын
Arnold could fill a list on his own.
@Fadilanse
@Fadilanse 9 жыл бұрын
+ThatOneShyguy that's mean XDDhahahah
@neferiusnexus
@neferiusnexus 9 жыл бұрын
+ThatOneShyguy "I keph telling people, IT'S NOT A TUMOR!" xD
@АнатолийНогоев
@АнатолийНогоев 7 жыл бұрын
ThatOneShyguy I am da pahty poopah
@molot_vepr_3089
@molot_vepr_3089 7 жыл бұрын
"hasta la vista, baby"
@demontorch
@demontorch 6 жыл бұрын
Chill out, dickwad
@aeopmusic
@aeopmusic 10 жыл бұрын
"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass- and I'm all outta gum" Not cheesy, awesome
@FruitFreedom
@FruitFreedom 10 жыл бұрын
Could it not be cheesy AND awesome at the same time?
@freakjob0
@freakjob0 10 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it may seem cheesy now, but at the time that line was AWESOME...and now it's iconic with this movie and with Duke Nuke 'Em
@Dcypled
@Dcypled 7 жыл бұрын
aeopmusic agreed!
@Ftc.6
@Ftc.6 7 жыл бұрын
Damm right
@rocketcon
@rocketcon 6 жыл бұрын
Robert Michael Nope. Cheesy means cringeworthy. That line is anything but.
@jarodboada9971
@jarodboada9971 10 жыл бұрын
These movie quotes may be cheesy but they will never be as cheesy as Taco Bell's Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Yours for only $2.49. Think outside the bun.
@ajani-lamar-_-3712
@ajani-lamar-_-3712 5 жыл бұрын
You made this comment 4 years ago, and It's still fucking hilarious
@EASTSIDE-313
@EASTSIDE-313 5 жыл бұрын
2019 i wish they were still 2.49...bitches are 3.99 now
@Opulence94
@Opulence94 3 жыл бұрын
i was laughing for like 10 minutes straight at this comment 🤣😅😂
@jariussteely3324
@jariussteely3324 3 жыл бұрын
7 now😟
@mariomastermunkin734
@mariomastermunkin734 2 жыл бұрын
**Taco Bell Sound Effect Intensifies**
@OfficialOpinion
@OfficialOpinion 10 жыл бұрын
"Murdered? Then SOMEBODY'S responsible!"
@maddenmaster365
@maddenmaster365 10 жыл бұрын
I geeked so hard at that. 😂😂😂
@leahmccusker17
@leahmccusker17 9 жыл бұрын
Boromir's death in Lotr was NOT cheesy! :P
@MrAkashvj96
@MrAkashvj96 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree, they should've replaced it with the ending of Return of the King where everyone is laughing. God that scene makes me want to vomit.
@IZn0g0uDatAll
@IZn0g0uDatAll 9 жыл бұрын
Nameless Paladin The whole trilogy made me want to vomit. It's so atrociously over the top and cheaply sentimental.
@MrAkashvj96
@MrAkashvj96 9 жыл бұрын
IZn0g0uDatAll Well I think Return of the King is most liable to this criticism. I think it's terribly corny at times. Fellowship of the Ring imo was the best one. It's dark and mystical. I really liked it.
@BadWebDiver
@BadWebDiver 9 жыл бұрын
Leah McCusker Your Milage May Vary.
@virtualwarp
@virtualwarp 3 жыл бұрын
How about the line: Witch king: You fool, no man can kill me. Die now" Woman: I am no man. From LotR: Return of the King.
@mixingbowl3
@mixingbowl3 8 жыл бұрын
I beg to differ. "I ain't got time to bleed" is the most kick ass line ever uttered on film.
@Rockaholic237
@Rockaholic237 3 жыл бұрын
Look I know this is five years late, but I’m a mechanic and to this day if anyone notices that I’m bleeding before I notice that I’m bleeding, then I will shamelessly quote that every time.
@deadjuice1880
@deadjuice1880 10 ай бұрын
​@@Rockaholic237I'm the computer person in the house, not a car guy. Long story short, went to my dads friend's shop to replace a battery in my Ford Escape 2017. His tec weren't in yet, so I had to gut the thing up to the air filter. It was such a pain in the ass, and my virgin engine digging hands took a beating. But it made me smile every time I saw a new cut on my hand, remembering that line from that movie. 😆
@AngaarUriakhil
@AngaarUriakhil 10 жыл бұрын
How dare you put Boromir's death in there. That scene was epic.
@Piaa_kookie
@Piaa_kookie 3 жыл бұрын
ikr! that scene seriously breaks my heart ㅠㅠ
@stephaniem5778
@stephaniem5778 3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly!
@silencedmaxim5889
@silencedmaxim5889 2 жыл бұрын
Used to not like Fellowship of the Ring as much as the other 2 films as a kid, but rewatching the trilogy as present day me it's possibly my favorite of the 3 films.
@Zzyzzyzzs
@Zzyzzyzzs Жыл бұрын
Who really has time to monologue while dying, though? Epic it may be, but there's a point there. A lot of medieval epics, when you break them down, are pretty cheesy. The heroes and villains get majestic lines and dialogue. In reality most people just die.
@ubermaster1
@ubermaster1 8 жыл бұрын
"Love means never having to say you're sorry" "I'M SORRY WILSON"
@elaineliaw448
@elaineliaw448 8 жыл бұрын
ɷɷɷ I Havee Watcheddd Thiss Movieeee Leakedd Versionn Hereee : - t.co/SjZpZXw5gt
@andretheinernaut3749
@andretheinernaut3749 8 жыл бұрын
Yes
@quotesfrommovies2605
@quotesfrommovies2605 7 жыл бұрын
You can't handle the truth! A Few Good Men (1992)
@DireClown30309
@DireClown30309 8 жыл бұрын
A few of these weren't necessarily cheesy when we first saw them, but they got repeated SO much that it turned into cheese...you know?
@uwcb1
@uwcb1 8 жыл бұрын
No, they were always crap.
@royaltyblessed2454
@royaltyblessed2454 8 жыл бұрын
+uwcb1 Wilson was an awesome quote IMO.
@mydemais
@mydemais 8 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@silencedmaxim5889
@silencedmaxim5889 2 жыл бұрын
Was gonna comment something similar, but now I don't have to. You're absolutely correct.
@bananaman2157
@bananaman2157 10 жыл бұрын
"Love means never having to say you're sorry..." *Next Scene.* "I'M SORRY WILSON! WILSON I'M SORRY!"
@adriankonrad8659
@adriankonrad8659 10 жыл бұрын
Mark Wahlberg's scene 6:45 has me laughing so uncontrollably right now "planning on stealing something?" Mark - "noooo ma'am we're not!" "plan on murdering me in my sleep?" Mark - "what?! noooooooo!"
@LazyWhiteK1d
@LazyWhiteK1d 8 жыл бұрын
Some of the lines are only cheesy when taken out of the context of the film. For example, the first quote from American Beauty and the Wilson quote from castaway.
@penske_material
@penske_material 6 жыл бұрын
exactly
@jacobclark2409
@jacobclark2409 4 жыл бұрын
And Braveheart
@imaspolite1967
@imaspolite1967 3 жыл бұрын
No matter what anyone says “It’s not a tumor” is one of the best lines in movie history.
@R4Z3RHD
@R4Z3RHD 9 жыл бұрын
"I don't like sand..."
@IanDJcolorado
@IanDJcolorado 6 жыл бұрын
Terrible
@manolgeorgiev9664
@manolgeorgiev9664 4 жыл бұрын
WhAt?!? NoO...
@nicolasargandona8721
@nicolasargandona8721 4 жыл бұрын
Ian Johnson amazing
@williamstormo2922
@williamstormo2922 Ай бұрын
It’s course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
@AidanMclaren
@AidanMclaren 10 жыл бұрын
Wait...how is that Lord of the Rings quote at 9m cheesy? Seems actually pretty heartfelt and genuine in comparison to the others.
@lindildeev5721
@lindildeev5721 2 жыл бұрын
There's nothing cheesy in the trilogy. There's just of memes and there's a lot of people complaining about the anticlimactic ending but that's how the story ends in the books.
@BenJaminLongTime
@BenJaminLongTime 8 жыл бұрын
gaw dang, Tom Hanks just lost his friend Wilson and you call it cheesy? How insensitive.
@BenJaminLongTime
@BenJaminLongTime 8 жыл бұрын
but seriously now, I don't know what is cheesy about that scene. Mildly funny, mildly sad and mildly ironic, but cheesy? naw. Same goes for a few of these scenes.
@holdenroth5929
@holdenroth5929 8 жыл бұрын
WILSONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@shreddman8704
@shreddman8704 8 жыл бұрын
It's funny in this context, lol.
@ultrixsoma2736
@ultrixsoma2736 8 жыл бұрын
+Ben P. You have to recognize that the scene was about a delusional man losing a ball in which he drew a face and talked with for 2 years. (i know why, but if you look at it without the emotional context, it's pretty silly and cheesy)
@Rick2k23
@Rick2k23 7 жыл бұрын
Ben P. Wilson was a bitch
@stupendous7848
@stupendous7848 6 жыл бұрын
“I aint got time to bleed” is one of the most badass quotes in any movie
@danterik9781
@danterik9781 9 жыл бұрын
9:25 NOTHING CHEESY BOUT THAT BOROMIR AKA SEAN BEAN IS DYING ITS SAD
@vanceelynblatt3324
@vanceelynblatt3324 8 жыл бұрын
🔫
@antiquet3301
@antiquet3301 7 жыл бұрын
Sean Bean always dies. You should be used to it.
@spas541
@spas541 5 жыл бұрын
NO ONE HAS A RIGHT TO SAY THAT CLIP IS CHEESY AHH!!!
@ayyyimmaninja
@ayyyimmaninja 10 жыл бұрын
the only one i have to disagree with in this list is the lord of the rings quote
@jacobclark2409
@jacobclark2409 4 жыл бұрын
And the one off braveheart
@dillonwaite9202
@dillonwaite9202 11 жыл бұрын
The line from 300 is "historically correct." Leonidas said it before the battle of Thermopylae, a translation of it at least.
@indianaandrew8139
@indianaandrew8139 2 жыл бұрын
That’s what I said when I saw that movie on the thumbnail
@JayyPrime1
@JayyPrime1 9 жыл бұрын
LMAO I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED
@exocakes4587
@exocakes4587 9 жыл бұрын
Jayy Prime me: YOUR HIT! your bleeding manyou : i ain't got time
@mdrafi-ux4di
@mdrafi-ux4di 9 жыл бұрын
Jayy Prime same here dude lmao.
@dutchministryofdefence604
@dutchministryofdefence604 9 жыл бұрын
+Jayy Prime say tHAT TO THE BLEEDING ARM
@Hiperforteca
@Hiperforteca 9 жыл бұрын
+Jayy Prime I don't have time to die, I'm too busy!
@nathanisaksson
@nathanisaksson 6 жыл бұрын
Killer line
@johnson9705
@johnson9705 9 жыл бұрын
gobble gobble
@fetustheelitist1605
@fetustheelitist1605 9 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck does everyone find that funny
@erikbaran7197
@erikbaran7197 8 жыл бұрын
+Gillian Valdez Really? lol You're pretty....basic....aren't you?
@smittenwerbenjagermanjense1268
@smittenwerbenjagermanjense1268 6 жыл бұрын
Winner winner turkey dinner
@muhammadrazahaidery5941
@muhammadrazahaidery5941 8 жыл бұрын
They're eating her and now they're gonna eat me :D
@BenJaminLongTime
@BenJaminLongTime 8 жыл бұрын
+Black Lotus no more popcorn
@cajunboi4888
@cajunboi4888 7 жыл бұрын
Muhammad Raza Haidery oh my goooooooddddddddd
@gregorymatthews1881
@gregorymatthews1881 6 жыл бұрын
I know, right? They left off the cheesiest part of the line.
@penske_material
@penske_material 6 жыл бұрын
he didn't put the best part
@mariomastermunkin734
@mariomastermunkin734 2 жыл бұрын
“Troll 2” Was indeed crap. Who thinks MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000) should make an episode on this? Say “I”
@MEronica1B
@MEronica1B 10 жыл бұрын
I have to say, a majority of these I don't think should be classified as "cheesy" But I did enjoy the few memorable quotes you came up with
@mikehancho75
@mikehancho75 9 жыл бұрын
I don't know who the hell put this list together, but there are some truly amazing lines on this list. How does Braveheart end up on a list with a lot of these?
@Jestervead
@Jestervead 9 жыл бұрын
the line is too cliche, though i would not put the line from LotR and "sorry, wilson" in the list
@murderoustendencies
@murderoustendencies 9 жыл бұрын
Jeff Spain Just because a line is good doesn't mean it's not cheesy as heck. That motivational speech scene is great, but it's a cheese overdose !
@mikehancho75
@mikehancho75 9 жыл бұрын
Really?
@mikehancho75
@mikehancho75 9 жыл бұрын
murderoustendencies Nothing cheesy about it. Those men were going to war. They were scared and needed to be inspired. What, pray tell, is cheesy about that?
@murderoustendencies
@murderoustendencies 9 жыл бұрын
Jeff Spain I don't know, it was the overdose of Hollywood epic style quotes and the way the movie was edited, I dont know if you get what I 'm thinking about I'm a bit tired right now
@alalmalal
@alalmalal 10 жыл бұрын
Wilson I'm sorry was NOT cheesy, if you watch the movie your eyes would tear up every time too
@Dio____Brando
@Dio____Brando 9 жыл бұрын
No Imagination must be weird not having anybody come on you xD
@topsalespro
@topsalespro 9 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. While for the most part this video is pretty much on target but certainly not for Wilson.
@cromma11
@cromma11 9 жыл бұрын
i feel like i am the kind of the world is not cheesy either
@heckalit8818
@heckalit8818 9 жыл бұрын
Aw, Wilson
@Jeyricho
@Jeyricho 10 жыл бұрын
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PUT FORREST GUMP IN THERE! It's gotta be the BEST movie line
@kid14346
@kid14346 10 жыл бұрын
Well it never said that cheesy is bad. Sometime the cheesy quotes that are the best.
@Jeyricho
@Jeyricho 10 жыл бұрын
They're eating her... Then they're going to eat me.... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
@kid14346
@kid14346 10 жыл бұрын
I said sometimes...
@ryanmcg1066
@ryanmcg1066 10 жыл бұрын
What. Leave lord of the rings outta this
@victorm152
@victorm152 5 жыл бұрын
Amen
@KigreTheViking
@KigreTheViking 9 жыл бұрын
What the hell is cheesy about "Cast Away" when he yells "WILSON, IM SORRY WILSON"! Someone made a big fucking mistake here. Seriously wth?
@BadWebDiver
@BadWebDiver 9 жыл бұрын
KigreTheViking Your Milage May Vary.
@KigreTheViking
@KigreTheViking 8 жыл бұрын
Arshad Khan Seriously though, i didnt think cheesy scenes made people cry. I mean, its about a man, alone, desperate and lost on an island. He loses his only "friend"... a volleyball. Hes slightly mental at this stage in the movie. Its a sad scene and it made people cry. And its cheesy? How exactly?
@KigreTheViking
@KigreTheViking 8 жыл бұрын
Arshad Khan I read your first comment sarcasticly for some reason. :)
@KigreTheViking
@KigreTheViking 8 жыл бұрын
TheGoogler77 I know right!!! Its a hard scene to watch. :) Unless you're alone, then you can let the tears stream!
@KigreTheViking
@KigreTheViking 8 жыл бұрын
***** No, we all cried.
@benjiowen8433
@benjiowen8433 10 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!
@Inbal_Feuchtwanger
@Inbal_Feuchtwanger 10 жыл бұрын
2:00 "I have come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass" "and Im all outta bubble gum" That is one of the best quotes ever.
@lilyanon5538
@lilyanon5538 8 жыл бұрын
"SPARTANS!!" "Ready your breakfast, and eat hearty...FOR TONIGHT, WE DINE, IN HELL!!!" [From the back of the army]: "But I was going into Tosche's Station to pick some power converters!"
@rhysnichols8608
@rhysnichols8608 8 жыл бұрын
Haha you fool general kenobi
@morgandroid
@morgandroid 8 жыл бұрын
It's TOshi Staiton. TOSHI
@Ymial243
@Ymial243 7 жыл бұрын
its actually spelled "Tosche"
@RalphsLegend
@RalphsLegend 11 жыл бұрын
Great list! Though I think the "Wilsoooooon" line was not cheesy at all -- it was bloody brilliant!
@PunkinPants420
@PunkinPants420 11 жыл бұрын
"I've come to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum" The best quote ever!!!
@alinoge1713
@alinoge1713 10 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the ENTIRE dialog from ALL THREE Star Wars prequels deserves to be in this. But you especially missed the absolutely worst one from Anakin: "I'm still haunted by the kiss you should never have given me."
@infinitecanadian
@infinitecanadian 10 жыл бұрын
And don't forget the quote from Revenge of the Sith where Anakin says 'No, it's because I am in love with you.'
@TheRoflcopterGod
@TheRoflcopterGod 10 жыл бұрын
infinitecanadian NO!! You are both wrong. The one they clearly forgot was "Love can't save you Padme, only my new powers can."
@infinitecanadian
@infinitecanadian 10 жыл бұрын
TheRoflcopterGod Hey, I was just adding to the knowledge base of 'Worst Star Wars III Quotes'. Looks like you got another one for the list. ;)
@createanything5189
@createanything5189 3 жыл бұрын
Smh. Not the whole dialogue. Obi wans dialogue during the final confrontation is sick.
@3DInnovations70
@3DInnovations70 2 жыл бұрын
@@createanything5189 I have the high ground - tell me how high ground will help you in a sword fight 😐
@simaopereira3697
@simaopereira3697 9 жыл бұрын
"I'm Afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive"
@cornetto5880
@cornetto5880 8 жыл бұрын
+Simao Pereira lol, I included that one in my video.
@andrewd4413
@andrewd4413 8 жыл бұрын
i dont see how it was cheesy
@rustymcbadbat
@rustymcbadbat 10 жыл бұрын
You could put the entirety of Batman and Robin in here
@codfesh.3719
@codfesh.3719 10 жыл бұрын
Half of these quotes aren't even remotely cheesy...
@UrielEternal
@UrielEternal 5 жыл бұрын
You're so gay
@pleaseenteraname2745
@pleaseenteraname2745 3 жыл бұрын
You're so straight
@matko8038
@matko8038 4 жыл бұрын
Damn I bursted out laughing at "Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't"
@3DInnovations70
@3DInnovations70 2 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@julienneaves790
@julienneaves790 Ай бұрын
The line lives rent free in my head
@jessicashea3400
@jessicashea3400 8 жыл бұрын
I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm out of bubble gum. I love that line. ya gotta be kidding
@captainbaseballbatboy7915
@captainbaseballbatboy7915 8 жыл бұрын
same with "I ain't got time to bleed"
@michaelbolton6529
@michaelbolton6529 8 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, Jesse Ventura's "I ain't got time to bleed" is my favorite quote from Predator
@JinXPhantom
@JinXPhantom 10 жыл бұрын
Lord of the rings and cast away? Nooooooo! Those were very touching scenes!
@JackWilliams-eg6pr
@JackWilliams-eg6pr 10 жыл бұрын
i love lord of the rings and i don't think a lot of it should have been in here but you have to admit, especially if they were in english (their in elvish) aragorn/arwen scenes are pretty cheesy when you read what they say. THEY should have been in this video, not boromir's scene (though admittedly, i can see why people think it's cheesy).
@Dreader1998
@Dreader1998 10 жыл бұрын
Jack Williams your forgetting the sam and frodo scene 'there are many things in this world fighting for' and 'i cant carry the ring but i can carry you'
@JackWilliams-eg6pr
@JackWilliams-eg6pr 10 жыл бұрын
Daniel Reader yeah lol. i guess that was pretty cheesy too. But lord of the rings are great movies, thats why i think people overlook a lot of cheesy quotes or problems with them
@esarcilla
@esarcilla 10 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the person that made that list is on some wannabe elitist shit. Dumb list.
@ElvenHound
@ElvenHound 10 жыл бұрын
I can agree with that but still....There Taking The Hobbits To Isengard....funniest scene of the 2nd one. Its not a cheesie scene but it sure was a funny one.
@definitelynotofficial7350
@definitelynotofficial7350 9 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you didn't include "Cookies need love, like everything does" from Matrix Revolutions or "I carried a watermelon" from Dirty Dancing or the hilariously stupid "That's a lot of fish" from Godzilla!
@definitelynotofficial7350
@definitelynotofficial7350 9 жыл бұрын
***** It is?
@definitelynotofficial7350
@definitelynotofficial7350 9 жыл бұрын
***** How can that be true, when there are only 7 people on the world?
@definitelynotofficial7350
@definitelynotofficial7350 9 жыл бұрын
***** So why aren't there 57 people, huh??? HUH???
@definitelynotofficial7350
@definitelynotofficial7350 9 жыл бұрын
***** That is only 3 dots, not 57. Your theory is incor... Oh my God. 3 dots. Triangles have 3 edges! ARE YOU A ILLUMINARTYD? Just in case you haven't got it yet, I am joking.
@definitelynotofficial7350
@definitelynotofficial7350 9 жыл бұрын
***** Are you trying to pass subliminal messages?
@gioknows
@gioknows 10 жыл бұрын
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum"...when genius meets cheese.
@percangle4200
@percangle4200 9 жыл бұрын
3:26 he sounded like the guy in spongebob that smelled his breath in the theaters
@INSANEWitG18S
@INSANEWitG18S 9 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@jackssense4055
@jackssense4055 5 жыл бұрын
"Killing me won't bring back your goddam honey," I love that line! Best of all, it's 100% true.
@karlmeisner99
@karlmeisner99 10 жыл бұрын
Half of them are Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes That says something about that man
@MythicSuns
@MythicSuns 6 жыл бұрын
Golden Chicken PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!
@lindildeev5721
@lindildeev5721 2 жыл бұрын
SHUT UUUUUP ! This one always gets me.
@Cashout95
@Cashout95 10 жыл бұрын
The best quote of all time is: "Harry! They're taking the Siths to Isengard!" -Spock
@albertjohnson3875
@albertjohnson3875 10 жыл бұрын
7:17 Give him an Oscar!
@PicturesofaThousandWords
@PicturesofaThousandWords 10 жыл бұрын
yes dude yes! That was the best line man!
@gunapemcleroy1245
@gunapemcleroy1245 10 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!!
@Zzzk23
@Zzzk23 5 жыл бұрын
You’re talking about the fly on his forehead
@mariomastermunkin734
@mariomastermunkin734 2 жыл бұрын
Darren Ewing was very off in this scene. He sounded more excited, rather than afraid. And to be honest with you all, he’s not a good actor. “Troll 2” was just a piece-of-crap film that, definitely, deserves an episode on MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000).
@mariomastermunkin734
@mariomastermunkin734 2 жыл бұрын
Btw, Ewing does not deserve an Oscar. He deserves the Golden Raspberry award.
@Marikioable
@Marikioable 10 жыл бұрын
"They may take our lives...but they'll never take...OUR FREEDOM!!" C'mon!...That's a great line and not cheesy at all. Okay. Perhaps i'm being a wee bit biased...I'm A Scotsman
@MrTheboomboxer
@MrTheboomboxer 10 жыл бұрын
It is a good line.
@experimental0001
@experimental0001 10 жыл бұрын
YEA THIS GONE TOO FAR ! IT'S A SOUL MOMENT NOT SOME EASY PUDDING STUFF !
@alexreddington2139
@alexreddington2139 10 жыл бұрын
Haha! I'm probably a wee bit biased as well! xD
@dasupalouie
@dasupalouie 10 жыл бұрын
I cried for Wilson, NOT CHEESY
@JesperKyd47
@JesperKyd47 10 жыл бұрын
Tom Hanks is the best ...
@07SuperchargedSS
@07SuperchargedSS 10 жыл бұрын
And in our volleyball courts.....
@Evandir500
@Evandir500 10 жыл бұрын
I don't like lord of the rings being on the list, that specific scene actually, I'm sure theres another scene thatss cheesy, but that one was too emotional
@luke.hillis7634
@luke.hillis7634 10 жыл бұрын
"This forest is old...very old" "Legolas, what do your elf-eyes see?" "PO-TA-TOES" Those would have been a good replacement.
@Evandir500
@Evandir500 10 жыл бұрын
***** yeah forests are old legolas, little known fact. lol
@nisamendez2483
@nisamendez2483 8 жыл бұрын
Hey, the Wilson scene was heartbreaking, not cheesy.
@RandomZombie412
@RandomZombie412 10 жыл бұрын
Not even the younglings survived... Me: Yeah cuz I really expected the kids to survive an attack from a sith-lord...
@andrewm265
@andrewm265 10 жыл бұрын
LOL my thoughts too, oh Obiwan just what are we gona do with you lol
@hedevangsvej
@hedevangsvej 10 жыл бұрын
Im not a big fan of the movie but I think he is saying it to make the Sith lords more coldhearted and evil. I dont think its as stupid as " in my point of view the Jedies are evil" and " I wish I could wash away my feelings" all the Anakin quotes are totally stupid as shit
@darrentaylor7879
@darrentaylor7879 10 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Nielsen dont over think it your being pissy just let it be funny
@evanbennet4506
@evanbennet4506 10 жыл бұрын
How is the scene from Castaway ("Wilson" scene) cheesy? What line is cheesy? That's an incredibly sad scene if you know the context, which many people don't. They just see some loon crying about a soccer ball and laugh, but it's about more than a ball. I like these other scenes, but I don't see how Castaway belongs here.
@sethhenson4802
@sethhenson4802 10 жыл бұрын
I don't agree with LOTR and Braveheart
@rhysnichols8608
@rhysnichols8608 8 жыл бұрын
Most of these aren't cheesy, most are badass!
@TheOfficialMANcast
@TheOfficialMANcast 10 жыл бұрын
the classic "bubblegum" line is not cheesy... it's awesome. -Slick
@AmericanThunder
@AmericanThunder 10 жыл бұрын
Duke Nukem said it the best
@Ffxfan197
@Ffxfan197 10 жыл бұрын
AmericanThunder Definitely better coming from Duke Nukem.
@dahstegosaurs1356
@dahstegosaurs1356 10 жыл бұрын
I AM THE LAW! I AM THE LAW! YOU BETRAY THE LAW! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
@chairtripper291
@chairtripper291 10 жыл бұрын
the hell is LOTR doing in there
@WizardOfHumor1989
@WizardOfHumor1989 11 ай бұрын
Dorothy: “you are a really bad man!” Wizard: “oh no I’m a good man, but I’m a really bad wizard.”
@Optimusprime240
@Optimusprime240 11 жыл бұрын
So much cheese...I could make a pizza
@Optimusprime240
@Optimusprime240 11 жыл бұрын
Ewan B Save room for Cheesecake!
@xSPARTANJ1x
@xSPARTANJ1x 11 жыл бұрын
Optimusprime240 ITS NOT MADE WITH CHEESE
@Optimusprime240
@Optimusprime240 11 жыл бұрын
xSPARTANJ1x Just another cheese joke. I know it not cheese.
@ircrahashim5695
@ircrahashim5695 8 жыл бұрын
2:37 Diplomatic Immunity....... Just been revoked.. lol
@thebuildbear
@thebuildbear 11 жыл бұрын
im sorry, but some of these lines had great emotional and awesomely historical in cinematic lines. Some of these lines are funny as shit while others, like star wars and twilight and commando, CHEESETASTIC!!
@TriforceOfTheGods80
@TriforceOfTheGods80 10 жыл бұрын
6:26, Why the hell would a Spartan say that they will dine in hell, they are the Greek pagans, should had said underworld or with Hades, Zeus or any other god/goddess instead.
@Anderslaw
@Anderslaw 9 жыл бұрын
a) It's a film b) They try to make the audience relate. These are probably why. If not, ignore me.
@Anderslaw
@Anderslaw 9 жыл бұрын
***** Pretty sure that what I said but mine was a lot less detailed.
@MisterFourby
@MisterFourby 9 жыл бұрын
What's wrong? Hell exists in the greek mythology; there are several "regions" of it but still exists.
@TriforceOfTheGods80
@TriforceOfTheGods80 9 жыл бұрын
Zuber Commodore You mean Tartarus or such, they would see it as an insult than an edgy compliment.
@MisterFourby
@MisterFourby 9 жыл бұрын
Tartare is only a part of their hell. Well maybe it's not the same in english but the term which describes the best the ensemble is called "hell", from what I searched/I know. I think it's the same in yours; after it's just a question of translation; it's in english, not in greek.
@GalderIncarnate
@GalderIncarnate 10 жыл бұрын
Why was Castaway in there? That scene was emotional as fuck lol
@arthursilva2005
@arthursilva2005 8 жыл бұрын
"Do you know who i am?! I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"..... That's not cheesy... that's fantastic!
@khronixx7157
@khronixx7157 8 жыл бұрын
no that's the juggernaut
@mooncitizen1502
@mooncitizen1502 11 жыл бұрын
The quote from "Forrest Gump" about a box of chocolates could've been cheesy if it was read differently, but great Tom Hanks did his best to make this pretentious lines sound less pathetic.
@eito__
@eito__ 2 жыл бұрын
one of my favorite videos growing up, me and my friends would quotes these randomnly during all of middle school. recently i've been watching a lot of movies and seeing the movies some of these come from makes me nostalgic of the good times this video has brought me. 12 years later and i still come back to this. thank you man
@maxheimbichner8821
@maxheimbichner8821 9 жыл бұрын
"love means never having to say you're sorry." "I'M SORRY WILSON!!!! WILSON I'M SORRY!!! WILSON!!! WIIIIILSOOOOOON!!!!"
@UkjentDimensjon
@UkjentDimensjon 9 жыл бұрын
Haha that was hilarious
@tool5150
@tool5150 10 жыл бұрын
There are some cheesy ones in there but most of them are really good!
@AngelYoules
@AngelYoules 10 жыл бұрын
They can take our lives, but they can't take our freedom! haha
@thetonedeaftenors
@thetonedeaftenors 10 жыл бұрын
who said cheesy can't be cool?
@ZombieWerePrechaunPire
@ZombieWerePrechaunPire 10 жыл бұрын
Cast Away does not belong on this video.
@macriley5894
@macriley5894 7 жыл бұрын
"TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!" "but I was going to tosche station to pick up some power converters"
@BrainNeedsFood
@BrainNeedsFood 10 жыл бұрын
Saying sorry to Wilson is cheesy? You...take...that...back!!!!
@sterlings6303
@sterlings6303 10 жыл бұрын
9:43 Tom Cruise without shades and with shades in 1 sec. Mind=Blown
@leonoraavdinchi8617
@leonoraavdinchi8617 9 жыл бұрын
HOW IS THAT LORD OF THE RINGS SCENE CHEESY?!?!
@gelicainouza8481
@gelicainouza8481 Жыл бұрын
"Are you a Mexi-can or a Mexi-can't?"😂😂 TF was that tho.
@RicoLen1
@RicoLen1 8 жыл бұрын
Aw, some of these lines were great. "I ain't got time to bleed." "I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum." "I'm too old for this shit." Those are classic and awesome lines.
@nikitaivachtchenko6375
@nikitaivachtchenko6375 8 жыл бұрын
''They may take our lives but they will never take OUR FREEDOM'' is also great.
@jacobclark2409
@jacobclark2409 4 жыл бұрын
Nikita Ivachtchenko Yea I don’t see how that’s under the same list as “I don’t like sand” and “it’s turkey time gobble gobble”
@DGneoseeker1
@DGneoseeker1 10 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, the kick ass and chew Bubblegum line didn't originate in Duke Nukem? MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIEEE!
@grantgilbert4526
@grantgilbert4526 10 жыл бұрын
No, you just dont know pop culture.
@DuffanyHero
@DuffanyHero 10 жыл бұрын
How was the Wilson scene cheesy?
@MacMashPotato
@MacMashPotato 10 жыл бұрын
IT was the fact that it was played right after the girl said "love means never having to say your sorry", then SORRY WILSON!!! IM SORRY!!!
@MacMashPotato
@MacMashPotato 10 жыл бұрын
No, its not, it was a joke.
@iBlewupthemoon98
@iBlewupthemoon98 8 жыл бұрын
"Love means never having to say you're sorry" "I'M SORRY WILSON!"
@Greentooth13
@Greentooth13 10 жыл бұрын
YOU NEVER EVER MAKE FUN OF CASTAWAY! THAT SCENE OF WILSON WAS SAD NOT CHEESY
@3DInnovations70
@3DInnovations70 2 жыл бұрын
And life is like a box of chocolates
@silencedmaxim5889
@silencedmaxim5889 2 жыл бұрын
@@3DInnovations70 No, that line is pretty cheesy.
@3DInnovations70
@3DInnovations70 2 жыл бұрын
@@silencedmaxim5889 It’s meant to be kinda corny, as it was almost dumbed down for Forrest
@silencedmaxim5889
@silencedmaxim5889 2 жыл бұрын
@@3DInnovations70 Doesn't make it any less cheesy.
@mieschglenn
@mieschglenn 11 жыл бұрын
Some are cheesie. But alot are legendary. Like forest gump for example. Or matrix. It's history!
@TheWikingWarrior
@TheWikingWarrior 11 жыл бұрын
Half of these lines are some of the best fucking lines ever, the Speech from Independence Day, Wilson, Borimir's death?! This should've been 10 minutes of Arnie one liners.
@RichardKleiner
@RichardKleiner 11 жыл бұрын
You must be new here. There's 20 minutos of Arnie quotes.
@TheLegendaryDoc
@TheLegendaryDoc 7 жыл бұрын
That American Beauty quote is not cheesy at all. The whole film is pure beauty, and that scene is so simple but yet breathtaking at every second. It is one of the greatest movie scenes ever made. The music alone gives me goosebumps.
@JustABeserkFan
@JustABeserkFan 4 жыл бұрын
7:33 „Inspector Clay has is dead. Murdered. And somebody‘s responsible.“ The audacity and confidence this character represents by stating the most obvious thing as a detective, should be written down as one of the most memorable quotes in movie history.
@jjnelson222
@jjnelson222 9 жыл бұрын
Some of these are not cheesy at all.
@117Jorn
@117Jorn 10 жыл бұрын
4:00 ...a bat... credit card? They gave him... a bat... credit card? They had the BALLS to give one of the GREATEST SUPER HEROS OF ALL TIME... A BAT... CREDIT CARD? NOOO! NOOOOOO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!
@TheMMBro1
@TheMMBro1 10 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia Critic?
@117Jorn
@117Jorn 10 жыл бұрын
Josh Dykstra Yup. :D
@MegaBackyard1
@MegaBackyard1 10 жыл бұрын
don't worry its not the new batman its the adam west batman
@rustymcbadbat
@rustymcbadbat 10 жыл бұрын
*Whispers seductively in your ear* Bat. Credit. Card.
@TheMMBro1
@TheMMBro1 10 жыл бұрын
*shudder*
@in365
@in365 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for spending your valuable time just to make a video, This is really a wonderful video.
@bengoffrey9413
@bengoffrey9413 10 жыл бұрын
That lord of the rings one wasnt cheesy at all :/
@andreaskraft9258
@andreaskraft9258 10 жыл бұрын
I agree! I loved that Scene in LOTR!
@Hitori06
@Hitori06 10 жыл бұрын
Andreas Kraft Sean Bean :D
@JakkFrost1
@JakkFrost1 11 жыл бұрын
Y'know, you have a strange concept of "cheesy" lines... Granted, some of them are, but then you really drop the ball with the rest. I'm pretty sure most of the thumbs up on this video just come from the nostalgia of getting to hear these old lines again.
@sginga1
@sginga1 10 жыл бұрын
its turkey time, gobble gobble XD
@dimitrisotos8643
@dimitrisotos8643 2 жыл бұрын
“You sack of wine” is one of the greatest insults of all time!!
@prashunpcchakraborty70
@prashunpcchakraborty70 9 жыл бұрын
How dare you include Boromir's last spoken words in this? That was not cheesy but a very emotional moment for anyone who has even an ounce of respect for the LOTR trilogy.
@trinix777
@trinix777 11 жыл бұрын
What the hell, many of these are not cheesy or interesting.
@mariomastermunkin734
@mariomastermunkin734 2 жыл бұрын
Except for the one from “Troll 2” It was the most cheesiest out of them all because of how terrible Darren Ewing’s acting is.
@saintpepperoni8630
@saintpepperoni8630 8 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA
@bruceleedisciple
@bruceleedisciple 8 жыл бұрын
"love means never having to say you're sorry" next clip "I'm sorry, Wilson!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@fishpasteysintheoven
@fishpasteysintheoven 9 жыл бұрын
"I know Kung Fu."
@mathieuedde1465
@mathieuedde1465 9 жыл бұрын
I know whupyoass
@Enkarashaddam
@Enkarashaddam 6 жыл бұрын
woah
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