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[@TheGreatSpanishBaldwin]

Green is the worst type of player, and the reason why I don’t play classic fixed. Blue is the second worst type of the player-he at least provokes action but is still all bark no bite.

[@rogers4760]

Only counter play is suiciding them.

[@Kylted]

bow wow wow

[@azooz3w]

I feel like this is saying "I don't like playing Basketball because you have to put the ball in the hoop". These types of players are part of Risk.

[@galois6569]

@@azooz3w I think it is more like "I don't like playing amateur football, cause the players don't not how to not injure people." I little more understandable, but it is still part of the game.

[@AtomicAndi]

The game brings out the scumbag in many. There are days when it's hard to accept, though. Blue is on another level though (I know him)

[@Somebody_greek]

The title should really be: what playing with two chickens feels like

[@UnshavenStatue]

one chicken and one gaslighter

[@user-dh3nk4bx4z]

Blue attacks both opponents in a 3-player endgame, spams emotes, and demands Orange hits Green despite being in 3rd place. Blue had no idea how to win

[@ulisesrodriguez1297]

The best part is Blue put his stack in the only path Orange had to atack green and then demanda Orange to hit Green XD

[@David-Dash-IBA]

Kylted-ese to English translation of the day: "Doggytime!" Depending on context, it could mean "Hell yeah!" "Let's go!" or "Get ready!" EDIT: May also mean "Leroy Jenkins!"

[@Kylted]

[@MaxArriagada]

Kyle we literally watch your videos to hear you complain about cards and dice rolls 😂

[@SadChemist]

Blue was my nemesis in a few meta settings games a while back. Dude suicided me in the first 5 turns 2 games in a row so when he joined the 3rd and 4th I just went hyper aggro to him until he botted lmao

[@RainingArtillery]

In terms of playstyle, I respect blue's actions more than green's inaction for sure. Blue at least did things, even though half of them were betraying you. More importantly though blue was just utterly obnoxious the entire game so definitely I'd be happy with this result.

[@alabasteracolyte976]

Blue is literally what’s wrong with the world

[@alabasteracolyte976]

There’s something to be seen there. Not something “respectable” but it’s similar to a respect. A recognition that this is a living animal with the shape and form of a human, but ultimately it’s not a human. It’s a sickness that can never be purged from the human race without losing something of the human race. It’s a biblical thing, of sorts. Pure incestual disgust. Just an astonishing display of hubris and pathetic bigotry.

[@frederik8035]

I have never seen somebody being so anxious while doing something, while at the same time being so good at it. Kylted forever ;)

[@williams951]

Amazing commentary especially that bit around 9:50 ❤️

[@Davkind-]

This was such a fun game to watch… These games can get so repetitive so when people are doing weird stuff, it makes it interesting 😂

[@darkenedblade2585]

You actually need to take Australia in this position. Blue doesn’t let anyone hold a bonus, so he will eventually hit green.

[@taraskuzyk8985]

the dude trade on purple kill got me so hard

[@criticalhalo3657]

This channel is literally my morning video to watch when I’m eating breakfast

[@atef5598]

Bro me 2😭😭😭😭

[@Kylted]

Ayyy

[@philthebaldguy]

Dudes!! 😂Africa was looking mighty orange!!!

[@Dodsko010]

I Had a similar spawn for africa with the same blizzard, what blew my mind is I had the bonus from spawn.

[@4louisMC]

I love the "Kylted gaming shirt"! Since when did you have merch?!

[@Kylted]

Last summer I had it available for a couple months

[@wallyrez]

Old Kylted would of took the black and blue kills early game

[@Waaagghhh]

It was a WIN - we took out the annoying BLUE - that's all that mattered this game

[@Kylted]

Thats how I feel. Sometimes I adjust the goal of the game in the interest of enjoyment

[@master0fdisguise598]

32:41 Would fortifying a 30 stack to south America to cardblock blue be a good move, since green is cardblocking the other 2 choke points?

[@user-dh3nk4bx4z]

1 card is worth an average of 3 troops in Fixed, card-blocking only pisses off your opponent and makes you their target. Kylted even card-skipped himself multiple turns because they aren't that valuable

[@kdb678able]

Red got that rage in him all of a sudden.

[@SpotlightGraphics]

it had to be done

[@sean3533]

blue just really likes moving his troops around, its more about the pretty numbers than winning

[@Thomas_jefferson69]

You were wearing the wrong t-shirt tonight for your card karma.

[@Kylted]

Ooo you may be right

[@aleksszukovskis2074]

blue is not smart? blue doesnt do what you tell him to. that IS smart

[@maxe624]

Nice video I watched it 6x speed

[@Somebody_greek]

Nice comment i read it at 69x speed

[@danny2d_cks]

[@ilays.t6396]

Kylted addition: Playing against two experts - 😉 Playing against one experts - 😃 Playing against one novice - 🤗 Playing against two novices - 😭☠️

[@gallouelenegallouelne2908]

Novices are the worst they just find 1 guy to mess up

[@scoutmaster33]

Hard mode= no trade on 5 with dudes on 5 for fixed….

[@darrellmarcks6304]

"These guys don't know how to communicate to help out me in a better position to beat them." Kyle, lol, you funny.

[@coleeto2]

lol communication is how you advance the game state on these settings, would you rather just have unnecessarily long games?

[@darrellmarcks6304]

@@coleeto2 I have only one simple phrase for you: "Attack Green".

[@lilysowden4035]

This game is a great example of why I hate classic fixed

[@Barry-Bonkers]

❤❤

[@azooz3w]

That was a really entertaining video, even if you came 2nd

[@Kylted]

Thank you.

[@MASKOISHERE]

I think you needed to just clean green out from Europe and blue had barely any big stacks to retaliate, green gets trapped in aus. Just letting them build for so long was definitely not a good play as both had demonstrated either non-co-operation or aggression towards you

[@69Jackjones69]

Because of the turtle 🐢 slowness of my phone I only play Classic Fixed and I'm a Master.

[@Kylted]

That's awesome!

[@austinorsomeonealt]

Adding bot to make lobby full faster is a terrible plan cause I always leave when i see that Personal opinion

[@ENemy_SHpotted]

Ok I’m 33 minutes in right now. I think you misunderstood what green was doing. When green went to card block blue, he was probably hoping you would do the same and move both your stacks to Brazil. But you took a card in Afghanistan instead. Then he went back to defend Australia by adding a stack to Siam. You acted like it was a wrong move, but if I was him I would have done something similar since you didn’t go in on the card block with me. And you also would have done the same probably if you were in his shoes. “Ope, they are not going to work with me? Well I guess I can’t really do much except sit here and be passive until they decide to help me progress the game.”

[@falconrocket]

card-blocking is worthless in fixed, like another commentor said, 1 card is worth 3 troops, and just makes the person angrier

[@glenjamindle]

Thumbs down break alliance GET OUT OF MY GAME ❤

[@demenion3521]

you overestimate your card luck. you obviously can't get 3 dudes in a row, otherwise you can't have no trade on 4 into dude trade on 5

[@danielabouelezz6448]

Blue is so frustrating, I bet he's an awful person in real life

[@Kylted]

@@billdrol8048 LOL it must be him

[@career-guy]

Spoilers begone!

[@cashcolin1537]

First

[@billhendrix3641]

Expert??!! This is why I stopped playing. There's no way to filter the morons

[@MarkWiseTechno]

Kylted Katchphrase Counter: Dude(s)/dude trade x10 Baby time/town Daddy time Doggy/doggy time Ramdingle x2 Big boy slapper Is there a world where...? What is this game? Taste it/taste the rainbow Reacharound Sally/sweeper Juicy/spicy meatball/boy/taco Fiesta/fiesta dogtown

[@daniellassander]

I hate alliances and strongly dislike no fog of war. its just not very fun to play.

[@musty5551]

send duuuuuuuuudes XD