The $200,000 Baby Incident - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 45

[@ChuckleSandwich]

MERCH IS AVAILABLE FOR ONE MORE WEEK! GET IT WHILE YOU CAN OR YOU'LL BE LEFT OUT AND EVERYONE WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU! chuckle.menu/

[@Diprobase]

If I buy it I will be made fun of for having the phrase “yuck yuck sauce” on my back

[@gabereal]

Okay

[@exalted_space9224]

4

[@sharkfinn7234]

penid

[@sharkfinn7234]

is*

[@Slimecicle]

GET THE SLIMY SLIDER SHIRT NOW FOR THE INCREDIBLE PRICE OF ONLY 0.0157% OF A CHILD!

[@seregaussmusic]

chirlie slimsicile

[@toastyren]

edible only once ☝️

[@SirKingsley1654]

That’s a steal!

[@karshmellow3021]

Needs more ”mayo”

[@engieknight]

Ted had to have gotten into Slimecicles account. Only he would buy small pieces of children to assist in his diabolical plan

[@General_Grievance]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst attempting to purchase more infants for my collection

[@exalted_space9224]

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[@estud6411]

the profile picture perfectly matches the comment

[@Lil_Gwimbly]

Do u prefer pyramid or cylindrical children? As a consumer of infants I actually prefer sphere baby's

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@just do it I have planted a bomb under your mattress

[@faxi2562]

@@Lil_Gwimbly definitely pyramid, pyramids are triangular and the triangle is the strongest shape. The more durable the better.

[@mysticat]

Ted's country voice sounds exactly like my pastor

[@Muphetballs]

I'm so glad you said something. Sounds like every Mormon

[@guatemalancartel]

Bruh I was just watching one of your automated sorting system videos!

[@filmecritic9124]

it was so good, and he had the hand gestures/body language down to a T

[@Asteria_Nyx]

His inflections were so spot on I thought he was gonna start a rant about "Christian values"

[@protomae]

Really that funny

[@shinyfirefly6756]

can’t wait to hear what lovely things Schlatt will tell us about Texas this week

[@RickyLeik]

Can I be on the podcast someday boys?

[@exalted_space9224]

The weekly Texas update with big guy

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress

[@agnozythehearthead]

@@RickyLeik just start your own podcast

[@darksapphire3815]

Shmeet up :)

i never realized how terrifying ted's eyes are when he looks directly into the camera, it's like a fucking predator telling me my time is over

[@em3145]

Glad I wasnt the only one who was Startled to say the least.

[@em3145]

@@sydneyp.7133Like 15:43 when he was pitching the kneebreaker burger

[@zetanone7211]

This is the perfect Podcast to listen to after being grabbed by *THE* *TIME* *HOOK* and having to traverse *THE* *CAVE*

[@anaccount4354]

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[@northpenguins]

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[@piersyfy4148]

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[@glendorner5569]

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[@Erik_Persoon]

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[@ComplexlyRoss]

Charlie Slimecicle and the Tem music is the best thing ever

[@samt3412]

That man is literally a Tem if made into a human male

[@VagueNaming]

holy shit I’ve been wondering what that music was! I’ll let you buy my kid when I get one

[@frogostar]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while attempting to conceal the child i am sitting on under my trenchcoat.

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress

[@soulslayer0809]

how do i watch these? ive been trying to fins them TwT

[@doritos6548]

@@thatamericanloser2833 "Bomb has been planted."

[@zaccariousplays3747]

he better be perfectly cylindrical!

[@naomiisntplant]

literally abt to clean my room i cant wait to listen to this completely normal podcast hosted by sane, reasonable people

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress

[@theresaluu6858]

This is the perfect podcast to repress memories of my parents attempting to sell me in a Kmart.

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress

[@dontpissoffraccoons]

@warrior there is a pipe bomb in your car

[@lolno811]

what

[@Bobhhhhhuufr]

Good times

[@TheSteveAtelopus]

I just wanna acknowledge how perfect Charlies music is for him, kuddos scott

[@nogodnogloryjustworm]

as a person from Texas, Ted’s Texan accent is disgustingly good. What racist acts has southern Ted committed?

[@reesearterberry7380]

Same as normal Ted

[@vickybee_]

All of them.

[@squidee]

One mild critique: he says "what" instead of "hwat"

[@StaYUTI420]

1945 was a long time ago, leave Ted alone.

[@froggychaos1397]

man ive been goosing for some extesential dread and nothing quite brings it to me like these chaotic creators.its always nice to have charlie for sum laughs, ted for breaking my fingers when ever I try to type this message and schlatt.... schlatt

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress

[@rohangarg2468]

Schlatt

[@johndagostiono4967]

Charlie: the cause of the problem Schlatt: the effect of the problem Ted: the (failed)solution of the problem

[@benchstop5880]

Nah, I think it’s more like Schlatt: the cause of the problem Ted: the effect of the problem Charlie: the failed solution to the problem

[@logout648]

I love how everyone has at least one clip containing a lethal weapon in the intro

[@enderflame1006]

The schmeet is the sustenance, The knee breaker is the weapon, And the slimy slider is the transport.

[@hewhoposts1021]

The holy trinity

[@sundayswithjj158]

I'm sure that if Schlatt doesn't win, he'll end up combining his votes with whoever else didn't win and make the ultimate sandwich.

[@spacetrashfallingdown]

Haha I wonder where I have heard that before! I'm sure it will end just fine and there will be no explosions involved

[@anotherhuman3866]

@@spacetrashfallingdown haha yeah and the person with the most votes won't go crazy or anything

[@LaurenTheorist]

O.o

[@2econd2ight2illy]

🤔🤔🤔 seems familiar

[@dominict.8720]

As a Schmeater myself, I can only say this. There may or may not be a slight chance that buying one of these said shirts may or may not cause certain issues with your performance to may or may not be fixed [disclaimer: shirt does not fix erectile dysfunction]

[@thenperish1918]

Glad to know that this is the perfect podcast to listen while shopping at a Wal-Mart, minding your own business until you witness a woman trying to buy a child for $250,000.

[@JawnGG]

This podcast is the perfect podcast to listen to when you need a perfect podcast that is the perfect podcast to listen to perfectly

[@chikubijiggy148]

I've tried the slimy slider and let me tell you, its edible possibly twice! It slides down my throat nicely and gives me max knowledgeable, I can finally do math almost correctly now! And it stays in your belly for a while but when it comes out it will make your prostate pulse and make little noises come out of your vocal cords, and who doesn't want that!

[@teathesilkwing7616]

What the fuck

[@josiahws5]

A true American classic!

[@spaceace4263]

I bought all three shirts because I love all of you equally (put Charlie's in my cart first)

[@ucanputurweedinthere04]

the only good left in the world

[@KRUSH-R]

schmeats better

[@TheLambda]

I hate you Centrists

[@Bruhley]

I like aiming max-speed shopping carts at peoples cars and watching them sacrifice their own well-being as they try to stop the inevitable

[@ken.7019]

relatable

[@coolcool9586]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst inconspicuously taking children and sanding them down into flat stanley, only to roll them up and give them back to their families in a little jar.

[@cavenoises3891]

real

[@JakeTehSnake]

This happened to my buddy Eric

[@Auxiliar]

Honestly I feel the color of the shirt itself is such a large factor I believe. I’d rather die than wear a beige shirt. But black is so universal. And I just know if I were eating (perhaps a sandwhich) and for sure get the white dirty in a heartbeat.

[@MovableFormula]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while teds strangling grasp on your neck pulls you to hell

[@leahmcshanee]

relatable

[@northpenguins]

same happened to me, what a coincidence

[@Magnoliaschnolia]

oh my god ted was the figure with the time hook the whole time, the hell that he pulls you to is just the LA/influencer lifestyle

[@ronjaramo1864]

the perfect podcast to listen to whilst staring straight into the sun

[@darkprotoboy]

Grace? Is that you?

[@mrIsakify]

If I could justify the purchase, I would buy the slimy slider. I can almost feel it slipping effortlessly down my throat before I even have a chance to chew. Superb.

[@gemco4719]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I sneak into a rated R movie whilst sitting on two other children wearing a trench coat.

[@Paulontologist]

This is the perfect podcast to listen too while selling my child!

[@bethaniie_]

Very true, Paul!

[@stratford1]

Great job, Paul!

[@iwishic0uldw1n24]

Nice comment Paul

[@shinmiepog]

Thanks, Paul.

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress

[@nathanwashington9784]

28:47 is potentially the most chaotic/unhinged thing I have ever heard from Ted and it was so out of nowhere my god

[@carinacrestani3609]

i love when they are telling scott to edit stuff in and they think they look so cool when it’s simply not edited at all. it’s so funny every time.

[@JakeTehSnake]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst preparing to enter *the cave*

[@peytonbarton1492]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst i sell my offspring to another women for $200,000 in Crockett, Texas

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress

[@cadenollar2408]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while swapping children with unsuspecting mothers at the local hospital.

[@quickfeather]

i remember that meme, if you search it up google actually tells you its fake now lol

[@userid272]

I really hope Charlie’s music comes up again in future episodes

[@jonahdove1902]

Good news!

[@saifamer9576]

Love how slimes endorsement for his sandwich boiled down to “the meek shall inherit the earth”

[@jblen]

Not sure what I was expecting for 'Charlies music' but Temmie village is perfect for him. Now I want to see a fan edit of him in the corn costume set to that song.

[@enzoarweq4525]

Nogla and Schlatt interactions just bring a smile to my face, my 2 most fave ccs

[@elizabeth-mb6eo]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while fleeing the country

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress

[@DeadMoon1873]

They forgot our most sacred law: Every interaction must start with a mutual exchange of howdy, or else all parties involved must duel at THE SALOON, at noon

[@maskedninja111]

Lol

[@gibbous_silver]

this is the best podcast to listen to while eating the knee-breaker burger and experiencing no negative effects from the burger

[@nexyz1185]

do an episode where you never say welcome to chuckle sandwich and the intro music just keeps ramping up until you can only hear the music

[@thechubchubsarchives9355]

Cant wait to settle down to another episode of Chussy Smegma!

[@realperson8716]

Ted's faced completely morphs in to like a 40 year old Texan's face when he talks with that Texas accent.

[@hotgurl46863]

Charlie’s ability to start bits so quickly always makes me feel like i’m missing a past bit

[@Petersenf]

This podcast was perfect to listen to while I'm at my job... Overnights stocking at Walmart. I want to try and make a cart go 20 mph.

[@johnnykiehn1872]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while filing down toddlers for my spherical children Etsy shop

[@petergriffinfunnies]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while getting a schlobotomy

[@constancecurrier6153]

Ted actually came into my house and told me to purchase the Knee Breaker Burger T-Shirt, or he'd break my knees to add to the sandwich

[@justlazykid]

Charlie's music is perfect for Charlie

[@tsstealthy1655]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while forging adoption records for abandoned babies in china

[@graci007]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while full-sending a cart of heavy items through the middle of my local walmart.

[@arohsix]

Great podcast for the Schmeaters, Beaters and Slime Eaters

[@axkyl3483]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to while sanding my baby into a pyramid

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress

[@parmesancheese8217]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while creating a series of disconnected and yet unified bits.

[@sky-h08]

Idk if Scott chose Charlie's "music", or if he chose it himself, but the immense joy i felt upon hearing the Temmie theme was indescribable. No contest, i will now purchase the Slimy Slider.

[@riley._.5332]

I like to put chuckle sandwich on in the background while doing other things, so i can have the delightful experience of tuning back in to sentences like "that's what the pyramid baby can be used for" and "children working in a Mr. Beast chocolate factory"

[@garbojean]

charlie saying he wants a big round lizard had me laughing so hard

[@fry7746]

28:47 i bet schlatt knows of a boeing engineer that collabed with a horse in enumclaw, washington.

[@3RR0R_369]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst vibing to charlies music.

[@jaxon_wesner]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while digging 6 ft holes for unsuspiscious reasons

[@ltucker8]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst consuming the *bean* and traversing the long, continuous void once known as troglydeshh

[@kyra6288]

this is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst committing atrocities in the state of texas

[@KFCGAMING55]

Things I thought I would never hear: Ted speaking Texan Someone buying a child at Walmart

[@arbiter6298]

this podcast feels like Scott driving a car trying to keep it together while his three kids Charlie, Ted, and Schlatt fight tooth and nail in the back seats

[@lily.7886]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while filling my shopping cart and preparing for the run

[@J_dnvg]

I knew Charlies theme song was the Tem Village theme on loop for eons. It just makes sense. The Slimy Slider will win with Desert power and nobody can stop it.

[@anonthe-third2367]

The drinking schlatt animation was great Scott, keep up the good work!

[@tammeabdos9748]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while driving on clear roads whilst suffering from a never ending cold.

[@prophetic.screwup]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while bidding on an unborn child in target.

[@purpur8681]

This is the perfect podcast to list to while my cat (who hates mondays) eats the 12 inch lasagna i just baked

[@AddyLatter]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst I consume large amounts of hot candle wax

[@mr_pugzie933]

Schlatt's sales pitch was short, simple, and had a clear message and all I have to say is I'm gonna do it.

[@lulucth00lhu]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while waiting for another Chuckle Sandwich DnD episode please for the love of god I need more please just make one more I’m begging you please

[@wilbth]

personally i ordered the knee breaker burger out of pure fear, the slimy slider because it looks so.. appetizing. then i ordered the pin to put on the visor in my car.

[@hazelnutspred3348]

Scott is the glue that holds this sandwich together

[@Diprobase]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while making a “this is the perfect podcast to listen to while…” meme about the very first thing they mention rather than just enjoying the podcast

[@Diprobase]

@just do it No. Fucking. Way.

[@thatamericanloser2833]

@just do it I have planted a bomb underneath your mattress

[@chandlermar3828]

When he said moon beast all I could hear was Bizlys pure joy and excitement

[@narc_potato7851]

I already frequently wear one of ted’s shirts (the one with the skeletons) with Charlie’s pins I guess I should just add to the collection

[@ceilingfan4097]

Shulk irregularly blinking with the power of digital mechanisms without his glasses staring directly into the camera is genuinely terrifying

[@laurenmiller9143]

I purchased the knee breaker burger not because I’m in any danger, but because of the implication that things might not go my way if I were to refuse

[@Green_Bean_Machine]

"we'll use your pyramid child to ramp off of!" YEAAAAAAH BABYYY

[@WhoIsCurtisYT]

Why is there like a minute of "Schlatt" just sitting there listening 2:48 - 3:23

[@Cakts]

i'm glad somebody else noticed

[@ezzrin]

glad this podcast randomly graced my recommended im already obsessed

[@Maertivan]

I introuduced my friend to the podcast, and he told me "the one in glassees that looks like a middle schooler is the weakest link". Needless to say, I told him he's wrong and stopped talking to him for this untrue insult. My question for the podcast is, which endangered flowers would you reccomend to acquire for my garden?

[@zincpodzzz]

33:55 Oh gosh if Schlatt finished that rhyme with what I think he was going with it, OH BOY it definitely would’ve fit for the south down here😂

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being arrested for child purchasing

[@challaboss5762]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to

[@akira_era]

Guys I love you I got covid and I'm in pain and I can't sleep thanks for the ep ❤️

[@mosesthekiwi8559]

I am currntly grounded and do not know how long I am able to be here but I thank you for your pleasant noises during this trying time in my life

[@Owenbegowen]

“Got a long sword, got a cold beer, kicked my son out, …” Careful schlatt

[@camanderson2658]

the perfect podcast to listen to while grocery shopping on my grandmothers birthday

[@GuyWithMuchHair]

I FIGURED OUT THE QUESTION, unlimited bacon but no games or games, unlimited games but no games. Its like Schrodinger's cat, you live in a state of having games but no one knows you have games so you both have unlimited games but no games.

[@masontroyadams8057]

NO BC THIS WEIRDLY MAKES SENSE IOMG

[@modest-mouse1871]

"Scott, play my music!" Made me laugh so fucking hard

[@berniedaunt5895]

This is the perfect podcast to listen to while waiting in self-checkout

[@tastydeathcaps1223]

6:19 my mouth dropped wide open for a second the first half of that was the single most accurate rural texas accent i’ve heard since moving

[@leerider4006]

Perfect podcast to listen to when i bye children at Walmart...again

[@jibbyboythicc8542]

Bro the Music Scott put for Charlie was actually a banger.