The 2023 Sub-a-thon Bonanza! - After Dark

[@annathurlow3501]

Round of applause for Dans finger hovering nervously over the button for 8 hours straight 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@AceNichols33]

Lmao I was thinking this 😂👏🏼🫶🏼

[@LittIeCaesar]

@@roobs8871Ethan and Dan each have a button that erases the last 30 seconds of live video when pressed

[@AliceDepaul]

Ethan Klein in a role of a lifetime

[@roomcguire]

Idk why but this has me rolling

[@windsnexus9064]

😂

[@TattedKat]

Actually laughing out loud.

[@chamayonnaise]

truly a method actor of his generation

[@princessfairysparkle]

LMAO this should be the title of the episode

[@sosteph713]

Ethan going through every drunk stereotype from asking for a cigarette, being cuddly with Hila, slurring his words, being a bully...pure gold

[@MatanteMitch]

And the hiccups!!! 😂

[@shooglechic]

This definitely could be considered a live study of how alcohol affects individuals at different rates and the rate of which folk metabolize alcohol.

[@gneissschisty]

Don’t forget about the drunk sads from shredder

[@pepepopopepep]

and hiccuping

[@betzt3278]

Throwing things at the wall

[@sam3701]

i love that any time Lena gets ignored or talked over, AB still responds to her even if the others aren’t listening

[@bunnihanni]

❤

[@chillarypuff]

Real husband shit!!!! 💯💯 Ethan does this with Hila too

[@PoisonCreosote]

a legit wife guy ❤

[@Britt000]

She’s so soft spoken. I always feel so bad lol but then AB has her back

[@TianaPacheco]

“What’s that Lena??” KING SHIT

[@salmon7318]

Tat'd , drunk , and shaved head, Ethan bad boy conversion is now complete.

[@br34d95]

He just needed that cigarette to complete the look

[@Nun195]

Motorcycle?

[@jessien5463]

@@Nun195no, he needs an electric scooter to truly be the baddest bitch of all

[@alexanderbergh830]

next he will be doing drugs and hyping up weed chat

[@user-ws7cp3ec4g]

Talk about a midlife crisis

[@cassw5388]

Dan and Ian deserve a fucking raise for this episode 💀💀💀💀

[@throast90]

Don’t forget AB! He wrangled the entirety of the drunks all day

[@cassw5388]

@@throast90you’re 100% right. and AB stuck it out til the end. WAB

[@gonngirl_]

This is a new level of chaos 🏴‍☠️

[@pinkcatacombs]

Ian on full dad mod breatherlyzering everyone lololol

[@para-yw9dn]

and lena

[@Pomshka]

I'm from the UK and I own a small Hedgehog rescue where we take in Wild and pet Hedgehogs. Alot of them have PTSD issues from being abused so to desensitize them to human voices we always play them podcasts or audiobooks. We listen to every episode of the podcast. You're the hedgehogs favourite. Sounds silly but the different voices, sounds etc all help! We also have a lot of elderly or poorly Hedgehogs and voices helps to soothe them and keep them company. So, a HUGE thank you to Ethan, Hila and all the crew. Thank you 🦔❤️ From all the Rose Garden hedgehogs.

[@mekko902]

This is the flipping cutest! They should have you call in and show off the operation.

[@xavieriwnl]

damn that sounds wild

[@Pomshka]

@@mekko902 I don't know how interesting that would be! But thank you friend! 🥺❤️

[@Pomshka]

@@xavieriwnl As in... .. wild....ies? 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔

[@loutabara]

Respectfully with peace and love, ur hedgehog might have more ptsd incoming because this episode was a riot! Hahaha

[@nicolelund324]

4:08:55 Ethan: "Where do you want me to stand" Dan:"Over by the podium" Ethan: "Don't tell me what to do Dan"

[@katetempleton9669]

The funny thing is that he said Ian first haha

[@parisnixon1190]

Ethan asking Lena to get Alfredo some “treasures” was my favorite part ❤

[@defffffest]

I desperately need to rewatch this part if anyone has a timetamp!

[@Ashina12345]

@@defffffest03:20:10

[@Jess-zf3ve]

@@Ashina12345lmao I just started watching the ep seconds ago. I wanted to click your time stamp to see what I’m in for. I’m dying at the contrast from beginning Ethan to 3hr Ethan 😭😂

[@defffffest]

@@Ashina12345 god bless you angel ❤️

[@planet_perc]

so silly but so cute😭😭

[@PinkDahlia89]

I love the part where Ethan was drunk and people became members

[@rosugh]

time stamp????

[@Nuggetpotato]

Members go up 🆙🆙🆙🆙

[@viktorijazmejevskyte]

fav part

[@veronicaescobedo6441]

😂

[@toonce101]

I agree but the pod really started to decline at 7:39:00 tbh

[@elainafowler3122]

If the subathon becomes a yearly episode, it will become my new favorite holiday

[@joshentertainment2]

He should do something for charity or poorer people

[@MobiusArrow]

Biggest drinkin night of the year

[@SamuIise]

Hopefully less severe for his liver though in future years if regular 😅

[@xXxakurokuxXx123]

Frrr I’m gonna tell my boss I can’t come in

[@starmookk]

@@joshentertainment2he can do that another time this is a cool idea for them to make money tho

[@allie16241]

You know that unbearable feeling when someone tells you what you did when you were drunk the next day? Imagine having a 7 hour video of it on the internet forever. Ethan thank you for your service 🤝

[@MsTMarie83]

For reals! He's a Supa trooper! I can't wait to finally watch this entire episode

[@darnellbillings9733]

Given his LIVE experience. Isn’t he the only man… nay the only BEING qualified. Worthy even? 😂

[@astarothwych]

Okay but Hila as Morticia Addams and Ethan as Gomez would be FIRE 👏

[@Yungwolfo]

They did it didn’t they?

[@ARMY_LA-MIGRA]

Idk, but I need this now.

[@kiloftd]

@@Yungwolfo vaguely remembering ethan doing fester

[@selenamay6068]

@@kiloftd yeah he did it on frenemies with trisha

[@adh3247]

They give that energy

[@ninipeach1595]

dan calling Ethan an Auschwitz survivor had me crying 😭

[@etswift6162]

Probably shouldn’t be laughing but I was crying 😂😂😂

[@elizabethclark4383]

i usually dont see dan going goblin mode so it caught me off guard 😭

[@brontasaurus2560]

Dan is the true goblin king. If Ethan was in the room he would've hit the button but Dan said that shit and stood by it. I cried 😅

[@motherofbuns]

Literally the best part and only Dan could make that joke😂

[@jaz8582]

Literal tears streaming down my face lol. I died

[@lilpeasad]

that taco bell paper is the most fiber love has gotten in a year lmao

[@YoYoItsHaylee]

💀💀💀💀

[@Ghost-lf2qj]

I love how no one acknowledged that😂

[@yeslekthefreshmaker]

"We're not brand friendly, cuz I talk- I do bomb threats and stuff like that, and I understand." This sentence killed me 😂

[@Gaby-fb7gh]

I burst out laughing

[@L1ghtweaver]

I love Ethan constantly underestimating his own influence. "Live show won't sell out instantly" *sold out in minutes* "The subathon will only be like 2 hours" *8 hours later*

[@claudio_wild]

I think without the wikifeet to test the strength of his foot soldier army he's lost confidence in his influence. But the foot soldiers are still here.

[@PatronSilverWave]

@@claudio_wildwaiting for a time of great need 🦶🏼

[@glizzymcguire7]

Truly our humble chaotic bald king

[@Ryan-dl6dd]

FAMILY

[@Youokhun]

Set the hopes low and you won’t get disappointed 😂

[@princessfairysparkle]

Ethan delivering Nathaniel klansman with his eyes closed like he’s blind felt like a movie scene

[@LunalovaniaGaming]

"Nathaniel Klansman, in the blind role of a lifetime." 😂✌️💜

[@lifetoast]

3 more minutes people

[@lifetoast]

the best part is when he isn’t even speaking into the mic because he’s swaying so much and the mic is turned to the right

[@heatherfrank7433]

I like how Ethan can pronounce 5+ syllable dinosaur species drunk but manages to fuck up common names while sober. 😂😂😂

[@nomad_89]

If it makes you feel any better he pronounced at least 2 of them wrong as well lol

[@fiiingerz]

Think it has to do with the relaxing effect of alcohol on his tourettes/ nerves

[@baby.goblin]

Carnivoresaurus

[@heatherfrank7433]

Hahaha I wasn’t paying attention hard enough to see those mistakes on the dino names but I was surprised he said them so clearly amongst the slurred rambles 😂

[@heatherfrank7433]

@@fiiingerz my fiancé has Tourette’s but he doesn’t drink so I wasn’t sure about the affect alcohol has on it. Plus I didn’t consider that bc Ethan doesn’t have any vocal tics that I’m aware of.

[@Makeitkat]

Dan saying "We're almost done" and then seeing that there's still 4 hours left is everything

[@kaitlyns9972]

The “I’m inside your walls” while Ethan explained female anatomy is absolutely unbeatable. Stand up Zach👏

[@brontasaurus2560]

That deserved its own moment for SURE . genius Or the KPOP soundbite at Loves cake pop

[@j3arnold]

Zach has at least one absolutely perfectly timed soundbytes per episode lol

[@mandybutler4043]

Hasan being amused at ethans drunk dial and humoring him is the friendship moment i needed to see today. They both play off of each other so well

[@BB-pm2uh]

Time stamp?

[@officialgoogleyoutube]

@@BB-pm2uh 6:08:00

[@thescoobymike]

Jesus AB’s comment was tragically prophetic

[@AozoraUltra2006]

@@thescoobymikeeven did AB foretell?

[@Ian-hd3od]

4:38

[@kae3841]

When Cam comes back to see Ethans head and asks where his hair went, Olivia saying "God took it" KILLED ME 🤣

[@longlongtran]

GOD DID

[@happyhiro]

Olivia was consistently hilarious this episode. her and Love had me dying

[@aliwalsh1453]

💀 💀 💀

[@tomokisakurai1643]

Time stamp? Please 😂

[@lindseyp9131]

She's so funny

[@Evelynn501]

Someone needs to animated an Ethan as Ms. Frizzle with the crew on the magic school bus for the female anatomy segment that would be everything 😭

[@caitlynlandry822]

Drunk Love being fixated on how cute Alfredo is is totally me when I’m drunk.

[@chronicalIyoffline]

It’s so funny considering he’s mentioned in like 3 different episodes lately how he has pictures of Alfredo on his phone 😂 that one’s been brewing

[@sarahschouveller1993]

This episode made me love Love even more ❤

[@princessfairysparkle]

Ian and Dan would be incredible nurses. The sundowning dementia patient at 3am energy that Ethan was giving this episode was a true test of their patience. 😂

[@lyssybarclay]

Seeing this comment as I am at the Ethan Podium segment 😂

[@gabrianavasquez7702]

@@lyssybarclaysame 😂

[@brookejodyhayes1360]

As a fellow male nurse, I wholeheartedly agree 😂😂😂

[@Stephanie-ox8tx]

Ethan “I’m totally fine with this being 2 hours” *7 hours later* Also Ethan “stop donating”

[@annlyp6303]

I cried with laughter when Ethan just randomly was like “let’s start a forest fire”

[@sw8547]

Ethan being drunk and thinking “omg we need to give Alfredo treats” 😂 so relatable ALFREDO NEEDS TREASURES

[@chaosoftrouble_]

You mean treasures? 😂

[@Moosey528]

him getting on the floor to be affectionate to his pet is so fuckin me 🩷

[@sw8547]

@@chaosoftrouble_ bahaha I made my comment before I saw that part. It made it 10000% better 😂

[@OhShiverMeTimbers]

Absolutely mindboggling that with half the cast drunk and 8 full hours of podcast, the button was used less than in a typical 2-hour pod 🤣🤣

[@Tofuu1311]

K pop

[@tleexoxo]

Definitely should have been used for Dan's holocaust survivor joke lol. 🤣

[@Wertys]

@@tleexoxo that was so damn unexpected and funny, i’m glad they left it in lol

[@JennaEmbers]

Ethan and Olivia were like two drunk girls out on the town together. Watching them interact added years onto my life. This is one of the best H3 episodes of all time, there are too many golden moments to count.

[@perceptivepanda9954]

Ethan drunkenly loving on Alfredo is the epitome of a green flag.

[@lyss9]

and love

[@_aokigahara_]

shout out to zach for being a good friend and NOT giving ethan a cigarette

[@emmerrick4563]

If he was a good friend he would give him a toke

[@kristinehansen.]

Nah that's a bad friend. Unless it's something dangerous give your friend what he wants even if it's unhealthy a couple cigarettes very rarely is not gotta do that that much harm.

[@Sleepingwei]

@@kristinehansen.not if you used to smoke and have since quit. Relapses happen very easily and often begin with the thought of “well just this once won’t hurt”. This was definitely good friend behaviour, and if you think otherwise I would question how much you actually care about your friends.

[@arriagalis]

@@kristinehansen.he’s addicted though he has just quit smoking and has been good if he goes back it might start up his addiction again. I think Ethan will thank him when he’s sober.

[@Anitamustdie]

Yep

[@80hfalkone]

almost 8 hours is INSANE. ethan got drunk and sobered up all in one episode

[@bajablastmi]

haha I totally was thinking this at the end

[@veronicaescobedo6441]

​@@superkoopatrooper4879I bet Jay Shetty couldn't do that 😅

[@CantTellYou]

@@superkoopatrooper4879 it HAS to! The 2nd charity stream (ep#99) was a full 8 hours but this one had way more live viewers and is easily going to beat the total view count of #99 within a few days

[@h3corptempbutevadinganass]

Happened twice before, thrice think!!❤

[@SpoilerAlert__]

Papa bless

[@kelseytannehill9658]

Imagine being Bruce and Teddy when they see their bald hungover dad the next morning lmao

[@Fluffyfr0gg]

Him and Bruce are gonna be twins. Even more so than they already are 😭

[@annamcqueene]

Love this comment 😂

[@indiadavies1395]

When they see this in 10 years time

[@haleyt3754]

@@Fluffyfr0ggAWWW HAHAHA

[@dace3942]

Ethan asking for more alcohol, Lena innocently saying they could order more and then AB telling her to chillout in Arabic 😂👌

[@canaryheart]

I was wondering what he said!!

[@Misunao23]

What’s the timestamp? Found it: 4:27:56

[@Sav-cc2wm]

😂😂😂

[@h3remixed95]

@@canaryheart he didn't literally tell her to chill out, he said "shou baddek ente?" which means "what do you want??"

[@claremcgregor1417]

lena: “what? 😇”

[@MrJonohall]

When Ethan said "I ain't ever met no purple motherfuckers" I really felt that.

[@aliciagarcia7369]

Time stamp pls

[@Midna.K]

​@@aliciagarcia7369 2:48:48

[@patchworkangels]

One of the best moments for sure

[@indiadavies1395]

It was so real

[@lauralanthalasa7]

4:16 drinking begins 16:13 Ethan transforms into a psl girlie 30:42 Logan clip 34:36 Oliver alpha clip 37:20 Gabe calls in 44:00 buy a pan 56:00 Jimmys advice to drunk drive 1:10:38 win a fun prize time 1:17:43 Hila makes a tasty drink 1:39:30 female anatomy lecture 2:10:25 waxing Ethans hairy back 2:22:31 bald brothers promise 2:25:19 the good liars videos 2:27:17 blowing time 2:33:44 Loves little irish dancey dance 2:35:00 taco bell 2:41:00 "everybody just relax" aka Dan the good mother 2:46:20 Ethan can't see anymore 2:50:00 shaving the head 3:20:10 Alfredo deserves treasures 3:27:05 ethan is escorted for pee time 3:27:47 he is back 3:32:09 dark Nathaniel monologue 3:59:57 Love eats paper and alpha tt 4:10:00 soberity test 4:19:50 did Love eat the paper? 4:32:37 hxh monologue 4:43:58 shaving the eyebrows 4:51:33 sam seder reads pod soundbites 4:57:34 Love and Alfredo snuggling 5:13:25 civil war explained 5:44:14 chiropractors tts 5:49:14 TW ballon tries to kill a girl 6:02:49 Hila is back and Ethan blacked out 6:06:12 starfield is too woke 6:08:30 calling Hasan to teach him about space 6:21:05 23andMe data stolen and snow white is too woke 6:51:45 Lego is woke also 6:52:47 micro penis (not shown) 7:00:00 women were never oppressed 7:16:14 Cam is napping in a bathroom 7:30:00 analizing anime boobs 7:32:29 drunk goblin eating ice cream with his legs up and the end talk ❤

[@iailavi666]

You are an icon!! THANK YOU!!

[@odalis_espinoza]

You’re the real one! ❤️

[@angelpadilla2182]

Amazing ❤

[@MichaelWasnotTaken]

You win ❤

[@momspoopsock4537]

Thank you for your service

[@doyoufeelbonita]

I’m so proud of Ethan for being piss drunk and still having the clarity to discuss our civil war honestly

[@jessicagomez1760]

That truely added 2-3 hours to the stream 😂

[@SeeYouNextT]

He was completely plastered and still managed to give a better rundown than the entire Florida Department of Education honestly

[@emmetkuczmynda7861]

when ian kept saying “there’s three minutes left” during the monologue it absolutely Killed me. severely underrated hilarious king

[@jordanpeterson1893]

Just under 4 minutes left 🧐😵‍💫

[@cassandra811]

“Just a little under 3 minutes left”

[@alyasvlogs]

Ethan constantly saying he gets drunk only once a year and it’s during the subathon when this is the first one has me crying😂

[@jacobp249]

Also they got drunk on St Patty's day so that makes 2 this year lol

[@SinForTheSaint]

They've done a few drunk podcasts lol

[@paleanabreezy]

Just wanna genuinely thank everyone who donated to keep the show going for as long as it did. Thanks for giving my broke self 7+hrs of entertainment! Peace and love!!!

[@vanessaultimo1926]

Blasted Love slowly falling asleep while petting Alfredo is a vibe 🤣

[@riccokane]

5:06:53

[@juhlsghouls]

Alfredo is so damn cute I swear he isn’t real

[@angelbarrie-shaw4091]

Ethan being lowkey intellectual whilst getting his head shaved like 5 minutes after saying darwin is a stupid idiot for noticing 2 birds look the same is sending me

[@caitlynlandry822]

Ethan asking about the poll again and then saying it was perfect because they were already talking about Darwin cracked me up. 😂

[@isaiahjmartin]

Dan, the man 35 year old man with a daily diet of family size bags of salt and vinegar chips and candy, woke up with an upset tummy

[@internetbren]

hahaha wait what

[@princessfairysparkle]

He conveniently always has an upset stomach when an episode involves ingesting anything 😂

[@ingyfresh9002]

Dan can do nothing wrong!

[@wednesdayjill9241]

I won’t judge him as long as he’s eating miss vickie’s salt and v chips and nothing else !!

[@chelseabirnie762]

Literally me

[@TheVisDivina]

Dan: Ethan did just break the podium AB: That means no more apologies baby, you’re free! 😂

[@FeebsTarantulas]

*ethan throws doll* Olivia: she’s got a concussion I bet.

[@agmyhair]

time stamp?😭😭😭

[@morganhartley547]

@@jennyp123and it’s funny as fuck what a backhanded compliment 😭

[@MsDBZbabe]

@@agmyhair3:30:18 😂

[@sophiasssilva]

00:00 - intro & subathon explanation 🏁 16:00 - autumn ethan 🎃🍂🍁 26:50 - love is blind talk 📺 30:20 - paul brothers on oliver tree & h3 🌳 37:20 - uncle gabe 😎 38:50 - oliver tree on bobby 🌳 48:05 - gordon ramsey 🧑‍🍳 55:55 - jimmy lee 🎭 1:09:13 - back to drinking🍺🍸🍷 1:10:35 - raffle #1 🎟️ 1:17:15 - bartender hila🍺🍸🍷 1:34:00 - raffle #2 🎟️ 1:39:00 - dr. ethan on female anatomy👨‍⚕️ 2:00:00 - choosing raffle #3 🎟️ 2:09:25 - hila waxes ethan😬 2:25:15 - thegoodliars: ethan reacts 📺 2:28:15 - ethan blows the breathalyzer😼 2:34:30 - taco bell 🌮🛎️ 2:39:00 - raffle #4 🎟️ 2:42:25 - ethan blows again😼 2:50:15 - dan shaves ethan’s head 💇‍♂️ & dr. ethan on evolution👨‍⚕️ 3:19:50 - alfredo talk 🐕 3:26:50 - raffle #5 🎟️ 3:31:10 - Nathanael 🧑‍🌾🤠 3:56:10 - alpha males of the internet 🙋‍♂️ 4:32:30 - dr. ethan on hunter hunter👨‍⚕️ 4:42:55 - dan shaves ethan’s eyebrows 🪒 4:54:30 - ethan takes over ian’s job💻 5:13:15 - dr. ethan on the civil war👨‍⚕️ 5:41:15 - face cracking chiropractors🦴 6:02:25 - ethan & love lose memory😵 6:05:20 - ethan reacts to weird pronoun dude😵‍💫 6:08:00 - dr. ethan calls hassan and explains wormholes👨‍⚕️

[@adh3247]

Amazing

[@randomhandle9]

MVP

[@dabordietrying]

you are so awesome

[@misscaptainwaldo]

Legend

[@sophiasssilva]

srry guys i didn’t do the ending😭

[@SatanSupimpa]

I love Ethan at the end discovering he harassed his employees while blackout drunk.

[@bunnihanni]

The best moment was Dan shaving his head and Ethan saying "Technically I am too drunk to consent. Dan is SA-ing me" 😂😂😭😭

[@creepycrawlie]

ethan asking for a cigarette once the drunkness really hit him is SO real

[@CantTellYou]

flashbacks to early episodes when any time they drank Ethin suddenly became a chain smoker

[@galaxy6484]

He wanted a cigarette soo bad.

[@casssssssssssss]

That's me. I totally feel him 😭 my dad said I got it from my grandpa

[@kristinehansen.]

Every former smoker becomes a chain smoker everytime they drink. Even occasional smokers become chain smokers. I rarely drink but the times I do I get a insane need for cigarettes.

[@alanna1marie1mossell]

Is there a time stamp? Idk how I missed this

[@morrismemories1839]

I want to know how Bruce and Teddy reacted to Ethan coming home with no eyebrows and hair lol

[@kita476]

I imaging Bruce being absolutely shocked because this would be the first time for him. Teddy was probably like this is Daddy being weird again 😂

[@lexxwippel]

I’m desperate if Ethan could film himself and we could just hear their reaction

[@cornandcobb]

last time hila shaved her eyebrows, they said teddy cried when he saw her lol

[@alifeinseoul]

Love saying “What’s bro yapping about?” during the Nathaniel monologue made me lose it 😂😭

[@olivia.jayd.davis.222]

one of my favorite parts !!!

[@MM-ou6yh]

time stamp me 😭

[@jenb6910]

3:52:50

[@RobDon]

An almost 8 hour pod is literally my biggest dream come true

[@ameliabjorn]

I have been watching it since I got up, and I'm not even in halftime 😆

[@attackxdd]

turns out 8 hours is enough for dan to go goblin mode

[@frosty_teacup]

That Auschwitz comment was so outta pocket 💀💀💀

[@Contraholiday]

@@frosty_teacup fav part of the whole 8 hours lmaoooo

[@mangumuerte8441]

@@frosty_teacupIT WAS SO BAD LMFAO 😭

[@jakebroz9116]

I mean it was only 3.5 hours in so technically all they have to do is go that long and we could start to see more goblin Dan 🤔

[@OutdatedPie]

Can’t wait

[@IzzyC407]

4:12:16 “Is the show over?” “Pretty close to it.” *the show precedes to be complete chaos for 3 more hours*

[@samisalsa5546]

Had to consume this ep in bits over the course of the weekend. Like a block of cheese by my nightstand, gnawing away at it. Thank you H3 Fam for being so uniquely wonderful

[@ultraviolettas]

as a nighttime cheese eater I feel seen

[@tennesseewarminster8591]

Bruh its 3 am and i was just eating handfuls of shredded cheese 💖 twinsies

[@shelbymikesell3255]

Hila is a real trooper for enduring this so gracefully

[@AmericanDaughters4eva]

Jimmie being wishy washy on Bobby is the funniest thing ever

[@glizzymcguire7]

Jimmie texting them back retracting everything and then asking them to book his appearance on Tiger Belly was fucking hilarious

[@nessawessa8307]

I literally watched the entire thing live - got food , shmokeddd , cleaned my house , did laundry , walked my dogs, took a shower , and got comfy and settled in bed 🩷🩷🩷🩷 this was such a fever dream as a long time fan who longs for more content! Love the crew + Ethan so much! Greatest ep ever!

[@lexippgr]

Love this podcast I worked all day and had infinite stuff to listen too while I did my shift so perfect 😢

[@Xxbubbly10]

I listened to this 90% of my day at work and now just ate dinner watching it lol So good

[@madelynn24]

It’s been 3 days.. I’m still trying to catch up and finish this ep. 😂

[@sydney-wl9ix]

so real

[@2aja4u]

Exactly!! I've been watching this at work since monday and i still have 2 more hours to go lmao.

[@erikoshimojo3510]

SAME 😭😂😂 when I think it’s bout to end, it still keeps going 😭

[@MandelaEffectRecords]

I picked a terrible time to go to Vegas 😅

[@stephtacular]

Sameee

[@nepurdom]

i’m sorry but olivia running away when ethan was about to vom was KILLING me 😭😭😭😭

[@marsnoesunplaneta]

Does he puke? I also don’t like when people puke or gag or anything related hahaha so if he does could you put the time stamp please

[@psychotic301]

@@marsnoesunplanetanope! As a fellow emetophobe I skipped forward as soon as his hand went to his mouth lol but he never throws up. Just gets some awful hiccups 😂

[@marsnoesunplaneta]

@@psychotic301 Uff ok thank you so much!

[@libragirl4471]

She knows that chain reaction. 🤮

[@batmkenny]

SHE HAD SUCH GENUINE FEAR IN HER EYES LMAOAIAI

[@Taraa916]

Going through an awful breakup rn. An 8.5 hour long episode is chicken soup for the soul. Papa bless.

[@_aokigahara_]

sending love❤️❤️ YOU WILL GET THROUGH THIS!!!! hugs

[@sazonada]

You'll get through this ❤️ Peace and Love.

[@marcused8317]

Peace and love family ❤❤

[@goldstairz]

Im just like you taraa fr. Breakup grieving this soothes the soul

[@9cloudrachel207]

same girl. h3 got me through the thick of the first few months. life'll get better no matter how much BS you went/are going through. you really aren't alone

[@faith8090]

love saying “what is bro yapping about” during ethan’s drunk southern tangent omfg. best episode ever y’all ❤

[@daisyruiz4535]

time stamppppp pls

[@LampshadeLadEddie]

3:52:56

[@faith8090]

@@OkamiSamaa dan said ayeeeee release your slavessss & i said boyyyy how about you become a slave???

[@bryanbraun6419]

I did a spit take when he said "And some people call this, and I don't mean any offense, the beef curtain."

[@ultraviolettas]

behind the beef curtain

[@poopwaffle]

I died

[@Milorc]

I feel like I watched Ethan’s hair already start to grow back in this episode

[@shai-like-chai]

Hairline too strong

[@SingingASMR]

Ethan blacking out while his hair got cut and then having no memory of it LOL THIS WAS AN AMAZING JOURNEY

[@nopeee420]

I think the crew should feed Ethan non alcoholic beer one day without him knowing it’s fake and see what happens

[@grettarulestheworld302]

Non-alcoholic beers have a small percentage of alcohol in them so he'd prob get a lil drunk or like a sugar high but yes I totes agree!

[@youngdavey]

surgar highs arent real @@grettarulestheworld302

[@s.l.1304]

@@grettarulestheworld302typical nonalcoholic beer is 0.05% alcohol and the typical beer is around 4%. So he’d have to drink 100 before reaching the equivalent alcohol of just one standard drink

[@spodefollower]

@@s.l.1304also that’s not even taking into account that your liver is constantly filtering out the alcohol. So you’d also have to drink them really fast on top of that, and you’d throw up just from having too much liquid in your stomach anyway

[@ThomasClement-qb2zp]

Hila has insane horse features 🐴🐎🐴🐎🐴🐎🐴🐎 8 hours and still cant break 3mill looks like the pig and the horse still in the stable

[@kassidyautumn3843]

I can confidently say it’s never taken me so many days to fully complete a KZbin video but we finally made it bois

[@pristineperistome5696]

Nice was it worth the play through, will you new game plus this?

[@PandaSk8ing]

I think I got you beat

[@laurynsmith2854]

The office needs an air fryer so Hila’s hash brown can come back to life!!

[@mariahm6059]

and everything else they wait hours for in la traffic 😵‍💫

[@ShadowElement434]

I pray this is someone’s first episode

[@flabeetle2198]

The fact we didn’t get a button push for almost 3 hours was a miracle in itself. 🎉

[@LampshadeLadEddie]

And only one in total?! 😮

[@LampshadeLadEddie]

@@nowhere_dan yah, I wrote it like 5 min before i saw the second button lmao xD

[@italo.alvarado]

Just reading this before the second button haha right at the end

[@acewestgamedev]

3:22:36 seeing Ethan crawling on the floor drunk, then seeing the episode isn’t even halfway over is so hilarious

[@dazedema4246]

That is a CRAZY amount of alcohol to drink in such a short span of time, especially for someone who only drinks 1-2X a year. Papa bless on your hangover

[@simonji2940]

You can notice how Swedish Love is when hes drinking without caring if he pukes or anything like that. True patriot

[@Hijadesatanas]

I was at the gym but kept tuning in every few hours and Ethan was either more drunk or had less hair on him and yapping about something crazy. I love this man so much . Please protect him at all costs

[@SamPackerVids]

How long were you at the gym?

[@UGLY-MONEY17]

I caught the end of livestream and was extremely confused as to what the hell was going on lol. “…..welp, I guess Ethan’s shooting dope live on the show now…..not a healthy decision….but Id be lying if I said i didn’t respect the commitment to humor”

[@UGLY-MONEY17]

@@SamPackerVidsthree days.

[@Hijadesatanas]

@@SamPackerVids4 hours and within that time so much changed lol.

[@dellarae]

Watching h3 at the gym is dangerous haha.

[@TheBigKatz]

When Dan says the show is "pretty close" to being over at 4:12:18 and then you look and see there is 3 more hours 😂😂

[@screamingpoptart]

Around the 2 and a half hour mark I saw Hila said the show had maybe 30 mins left and I'm like "so precious..."

[@Sky-jy6yj]

in a regular episode they say it’s over and then get on another 30min tangent, this was bound to happen lol

[@sohpiepink80]

Im gonna order no cheese ❌ no tomato ❌ no onion ❌ salad ✔️ beef ✔️ spicy sauce ✔️

[@MM-ou6yh]

i fucking died at this part its giving none pizza left beef

[@thegameslave2]

The drunk Ethan streams always feel extra wild, the rare times he does it. This is one of the first times I've seen a looney tunes-style hiccuping drunk in a real setting. Even Ethan noticed it. Hilarious. Congrats to all the raffle winners. Also, RIP to the apology podium, and hope Cam feels better.

[@JoseGranny]

Yes! All of that!

[@aliwalsh1453]

Poor Cam😢

[@Ushygushy103]

I’ve been there a few times and it makes you hiccup so much that it sends me into a panic and I wanna puke

[@Kerttis]

dont forget how hot olivia was

[@MeganRoseRuiz]

I fully started cry laughing so loud when Zach said “Labia Menorah”

[@Bostonflocka]

Yesss

[@amdonut8091]

That was so good 💀

[@RooRooRoo16]

I just learned what that is lmao

[@nikmarie1829]

i’m crying bc i’m only 5 hours in and they’re talking about “looks like we’re winding down”, “this is the final stretch”, like bro there’s almost THREE hours left

[@MM-ou6yh]

lmfao and as soon as they said that the time started skyrocketing

[@A_ree_ta]

Them trying to wrap it up at 4 hours and me knowing it goes past 7 makes it so much funnier

[@sdarenberg90]

Favorite part was ethan laying down with Alfredo. I know how much ur hurting brother Alfredo is hurting to . It's not easy to move on, but at least you still have eachother peace & love .

[@jessicaaguilar6170]

Ethan not being able to open his eyes with how drunk he was, was killing me LMAOO

[@mzgloriad]

Watching Dan shave those eyebrows was like watching Kendall cut a cucumber.

[@CuckooBirdWhy]

Hahahaha it's true and her cucumber didn't even have hiccups

[@LudwigHorsecock]

and his pesto squirts kinda look like canned spinach

[@Xxbubbly10]

Lmfao

[@roseharvey2664]

​@@CuckooBirdWhyor tourettes.

[@debtmmua]

This was probably the best description for that segment lol!!! It was like Babi trying to figure out how to walk for the first time. Lol

[@laurenrydel629]

the lexapro and wellbutrin definitely amplified ethan’s drunkness 😭

[@Yungwolfo]

Idk how he did it like I can’t even have a full glass of wine without a hangover

[@adrienneday8001]

recipe for instant blackout

[@clair_o.O]

I vote that Ethan draw on his eyebrows like a badass Chola until his real ones come back

[@FrostedRaps]

Should do sanji

[@jes3927]

Yes.

[@peepeepoopoo8498]

Arreeee fr lmao

[@azurekittty]

Omg chola makeover segment would be so good

[@evaketola6850]

that seems really controversial

[@xandriavlogs]

Olivia saying she can feel her gums when she’s drunk is so real

[@chillarypuff]

That's me when im high LOL

[@kateykurzawa5419]

​@@chillarypuffI feel the same! That's why I don't smoke!

[@lovethatforyou533]

Ethan crying at the end that he only had 2 mcmuffins today as if we didn't watch him obliterate his taco bell 😂

[@Kyradical]

3:53:34 Olivia blissfully hugging Alfredo for emotional support without any knowledge anyone can see her is so sweet and precious and I feel it deeply 😂 the slightly sad drunk hug and cradle of your pet is simultaneously healing and devastating

[@polyticks8453]

😂 your description of that dope moment ❤

[@EmeraldEyes3713]

Ethan and Love blacking out for the same period of time aka while they were eating Taco Bell, and asking to watch the Alpha guy like three separate times was my favorite thing ever.

[@busterbrown7087]

Olivia sending her parents a drunk selfie is such a vibe 😂

[@ecchhoo]

timestamp pls LMAO

[@rVnsunshine]

Help I did this on my Birthday and I was so embarrassed the next morning 😭

[@lilpotato777]

I feel like this 7hr episode has made up for all the times Ethan has been late in the past. Seeing this drunk version of Ethan and the crew was a fever dream. 🤣

[@bapa_lisa]

Dude I'm cracking up over how Love never added timestamps

[@renbelmont]

lmao me too

[@billclockwell]

...

[@christiandockery6023]

Ethan negotiating for a cig break is 100% me every time I get drunk with friends 🤙🤙🤙🤙 “I’ve been soooo good! Let me be baduhhh!”

[@josephmoreno3375]

Timestamp??

[@CuckooBirdWhy]

​@@josephmoreno3375it happens a couple times when I get back to them I'll comment again

[@CuckooBirdWhy]

3:24:19

[@josephmoreno3375]

thank you! @@CuckooBirdWhy

[@nicotorre5]

This entire ep was performance art honestly

[@samisalsa5546]

Literally. The audience consumed, we were revived, inspired, truly changed after this moment

[@dovegraydays]

when ethan drunkingly said “dan shave my f**king d**k” i really felt that

[@pecanpie45]

Time stamp?

[@jacobp249]

"Dan's gonna cut my head off" LMAO

[@kupokupo1224]

@@pecanpie452:52:20 lmao

[@francesca1870]

“I don’t even know what that means!” 😂

[@axvhi]

Lena is so wholesome and innocent. When Ethan was asking if they had anymore bottles and the rest of the crew said no, Lena mentioned how they can always get more. But then AB tells her something in Arabic (assuming he was like stopp/nahh🚨🚨) and she ever so kindly says whatt. PROTECT LENA AT ALL COST PLS

[@biancad1592]

Dans comment while Ethan was being led to the bathroom had me in tears. i literally had to take a lap around my house to compose myself

[@123ashleycool]

SAME LMAO

[@ItsJustValHere]

I was so shocked lmao I never expected it from Dan

[@Sif_theGreatGreyWolf]

That shit killed me, I almost crashed my car I was laughing so damn hard 😂😂😂😂

[@morriganrose7303]

i was crying before that bc ethan looks like a little old man

[@morriganrose7303]

@@Derekyounan3:27:31

[@KierstenReadsALot]

Ethan clinging to AB’s sleeve for dear life fucking sent me

[@Ryw316]

2:35:30 The way Zach so confidently said the Taco Bell dog lived to 30 when it actually died at 15. 🤣

[@coolicana]

I think he had Bobi in mind, the oldest dog that died at the age of 30 recently🥲 rip bobi😩💔❤️

[@TomKloseMusic]

Forget the breathalizer, you can easily gauge Ethan's intoxication by the frequency of the word "bitch". That would also have been quite the drinking game.

[@Gaby-fb7gh]

😂