*Sing us a song you're the banana man, sing us a song tonight.*
@shitboxcam3 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁 YOUR NAME
@rmino08383 жыл бұрын
Bán a na
@matteoma16563 жыл бұрын
While we're all in the mood for vanilla shake, banana man comes in and saids :
@Coletrainbaby3 жыл бұрын
Well we’re all in the mood for visibility, and you’ve got the safety alright.
@JCrozier13 жыл бұрын
Excellent
@TheCrankyBob3 жыл бұрын
You forgot about the “any bike is an adventure bike” rider.
@michelechiavon5463 жыл бұрын
That is the true adventure rider
@therandomchannel023 жыл бұрын
Hell yes
@earthtowise80403 жыл бұрын
I took my naked bike, fully loaded, into the hills in TN. Everyone else there was on a dirt/trail bike or a 4x4
@我就爛-l1h3 жыл бұрын
hell yeah R1 is an adventure bike and suitable for off-road, form my hard core adv friend
@nobodyinparticular7093 жыл бұрын
It's true, any bike can be an adventure bike, just limited by how much you want to spend on repairs.
@elijahjackson71253 жыл бұрын
Hey Yammie, young (22) adv squid here. The reason I picked a BMW 750gs "old man bike" was because I liked the seating position as opposed to any of the other kinds of bike. I am also not delusional and know the vast majority of my riding is pavement with the occasional unpaved road, so I knew it was more advantageous to get an ADV as opposed to a dual sport. I kinda hate to say it but I LOVE the bike. I drove it all the way from Birmingham, AL to Yellowstone National Park and back and never had an issue. Seat is comfy as hell and the windshield does a fantastic job.
@gennadiygusarov60823 жыл бұрын
How tall are you? I’m shopping right now and I was looking at a few bmws
@elijahjackson71253 жыл бұрын
@@gennadiygusarov6082 I'm around 6 foot with my riding boots on, 5'10" or 5'11" without them. I won't lie to you though you do feel teeter tottery in the beginning but give it 2 weeks and it's second nature
@MySharpify3 жыл бұрын
Another young (24) adv squid here. Got the 750gs a little while ago, but it's been great. Needed something that could carry all my climbing gear that was also comfortable for long road-trips and suitable for taking off-road. I've been on a few adventures with it, including through a bog on the side of a hill. My only real complaints are that the windshield is slightly too low for me and it has a thing for covering itself in dirt (seriously, it throws it everywhere). Never understood why people call it an 'old mans bike', wonder if that's spillover from the previous generation of GS.
@MySharpify3 жыл бұрын
@@gennadiygusarov6082 I'm 6'1" and find the bike is a great height for me. With boots on I'm another inch or so taller, but could ride it comfortably in trainers if I wanted. For me, I'm looking at getting a slightly taller screen since I find the stock one is a little low for me.
@gennadiygusarov60823 жыл бұрын
I’m 6’6” trying to find a bike I’ll be comfortable On long Term not something I have to grow comfortable to but something I sit on and love for years to come without breaking the bank. Balling on a budget. 7 gs tops.
@Randolini3 жыл бұрын
I'm 74, been riding since I was 12. I have never been to Starbucks. I just got a 300X, so as a former dirt rider, I will be hitting the dirt.
@skylinesquid3 жыл бұрын
Now were versys bros
@Randolini3 жыл бұрын
@@skylinesquid I live in TX like Yam. Lot of great riding in the hill countries.
@skylinesquid3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, im in san jose so i usually ride up highway 9 its lots of fun👍
@Randolini3 жыл бұрын
@@skylinesquid I rode the PCH in 77 on a Yamaha XS 650. Left from Cleveland, OK. MOAB is on my bucket list.
@anotheryoutuber_3 жыл бұрын
2 mods that changed my like for love, mesh seat cover for summer and if you start getting into dirt some knobbies(the factory tires are okay but have a narrow window for error on loose dirt), i love mine and i hope you have the best time with yours.
@ThrillSeekerVR3 жыл бұрын
You called me out on the ADV squid. I thought I was legit the only one. I started out with a sport bike background, then I became a supermoto bro, evolved to a naked bike hooligan, and ended up combining the attributes of all those bikes and became an ADV squid. People love seeing a fat ADV bike with hard panniers pull a sick wheelie.
@unclebadger5973 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@vicmoreira71613 жыл бұрын
ADV Squids Rise Up!!
@sahilsagwekar3 жыл бұрын
Next up retro cafe racer
@Joopyter7243 жыл бұрын
Thrill? Didn't expect to see you here
@jakebilbrey3623 жыл бұрын
Huh. Wasn’t expecting a VR crossover...
@aaronlabarre5013 жыл бұрын
I love it yammie is going deeper and deeper into ADV stuff!
@JCrozier13 жыл бұрын
A little time on the triumph 850 changes a man. 🤣
@sajjanj3 жыл бұрын
You missed the type of ADV rider who like to ride everyday (rain or shine), do oil changes, change tires, know almost everything about their bikes, hit the twisties like a pro, hit gravel like a pro, do BDR every year, have emergency assistance kits, first-aid kits,goto the coffee shop and even do grocery and home-depot shopping for the family...they basically ride a car on 2 wheels 😀
@rockinrodlittle3 жыл бұрын
I actually didn’t own a car for a year when I lived in Guatemala City. Big ass paniers and bungee chording all kinds of stuff on the back. Yup - my 2 wheel car. Lol
@timbrwolf11213 жыл бұрын
See I would be that way, but I am pretty sure it is illegal and highly dangerous to tow a 17 foot canoe with an F650GS
@Bobodeman3 жыл бұрын
Bdr?
@davidrothwell49573 жыл бұрын
@@Bobodeman back country discovery route. Google will answer your questions, try NEBDR, COBDR, UTBDR,...
@sajjanj3 жыл бұрын
@@Bobodeman Backroad Discovery Routes - all rock / sand and sometimes gravel, but rarely pavement
@michaelcallisto3 жыл бұрын
Neil Peart introduced me to Adv bikes with his GS. God bless him. RIP
@sierrafoxtrotgolf36383 жыл бұрын
I HIGHLY recommend his book, Ghost Rider.
@michaelcallisto3 жыл бұрын
@@sierrafoxtrotgolf3638 All his books are great.
@thebasitinengineer12483 жыл бұрын
A fellow rider and amazing musician R.I.P Professor
@SMSBJM19813 жыл бұрын
@@sierrafoxtrotgolf3638 reading through it now.
@jasonmartens72253 жыл бұрын
Ummm, KLR guy? The thriftiest of the thrifty.
@montanamontero3 жыл бұрын
yes, this.
@deanmalkewich23663 жыл бұрын
As a KLR owner I’m offended by this. Taking my milk crate and going home.
@got_to_roll3 жыл бұрын
And V-strom guy. Former KLR guy who got a sore butt and wanted to sustain 70mph uphill.🖐🏻🤠
@kyleauty2513 жыл бұрын
In the immortal words of Ryan F9 “The cheapest thing on a KLR is the rider”
@unclebadger5973 жыл бұрын
@@got_to_roll me too. V-Strom is ADV, KLR is dual sport. Now i realize the diff
@peterlast32003 жыл бұрын
#8 The V Strom rider that understands reliability and doesn't give a f@ck what other people think.
@geoffk49553 жыл бұрын
As a hi-viz ATGATT V-Strom rider who has zero f*cks to give, I approve this message. Peace.
@WalktheSnail3 жыл бұрын
@@geoffk4955 I knew I wasn't the only one!
@branchbrown37903 жыл бұрын
Totally. The V Strom rider is the guy with 30k miles on a 2 year old bike. Has only a general idea of direction they are going to travel. They just know they are going to put miles on, no matter what the road looks like.
@balladofbalfe89142 жыл бұрын
@@geoffk4955 I think we may have been separated at birth.....😄
@tedmarakas26262 жыл бұрын
I haven't ridden one of those but a friend of mine managed to put 175,000 miles on it with just regular maintenance. My Italian bikes are fun and reliable but I very seriously doubt that I can put so many miles on them without major repairs and draining my bank account. Maybe the Moto Guzzi will do it, and my Rotax powered Aprilia Tuono but I'll probably have to overhaul them a few times
@222wheelsdown3 жыл бұрын
I’m 26 and just bought my very first bike! 2020 ktm 390 adventure, been watching a ton of Yammie Noob and Moto Jitsu then practicing their lessons in parking lots. This bike is a blast and great beginners bike to learn on, I’m 5’10” 150lb and it fits perfect 👌
@Danaconda19883 жыл бұрын
The Aerostich guy. The guy that commutes 6 miles to work in a one piece hivis goretex suite and rides an 1986 R80GS with 250k miles in pristine condition.
@maxmitrochine87583 жыл бұрын
@@nobodysreview6137 I bet you're fun at parties
@danvonbehren48523 жыл бұрын
@@sierrafoxtrotgolf3638 Used to see this guy every year at a swap meet in Des Moines , maybe 18 degrees outside would ride in and then bash everybody on Facebook. because he was only bike he saw in the parking lot.
@williamanderson40292 жыл бұрын
YES! Yammie fails to understand that a LARGE percentage of BMW riders do ALL their own maintenance. There are entire forums devoted to the subject, and workshop weekend groups!
@Jack-yl7cc2 жыл бұрын
@@williamanderson4029 As a reformed BMW owner I can confirm that I had to do all of the maintenance on my BMW bike. But that had more to do with the fact most motorcycle shops refused to work on the bike even for simple things as soon as they heard it was a BMW(which includes independent shops that claimed on their website to work on everything). BMW specific shops didn't like working on it once it got out of warranty either. I've haven't had similar problems with Honda, KTM, or Yamaha.
@kevinnielsen13562 жыл бұрын
Now that is an ADV bike I would love to own.
@jgcapers38603 жыл бұрын
I have two friends that are GS bros and this is a 100% spot-on analysis. All highways, hit a fancy restaurant on the way home, etc. Barf.
@GuitarTherapy1443 жыл бұрын
Nowdays roads are all paved...gs is a roadster on heels with a good riding position. Not a true adv.
@jgcapers38603 жыл бұрын
@@GuitarTherapy144 we're talking like 85% of the adventure category right now and I love it. The market really took a turn in the 2010s, it's like the new cafe category.
@tedmarakas26262 жыл бұрын
If that's what they like.....why not. I won't eat fast food, I can afford a nice meal and a Belgian White ale served by a sexy waitress after a long ride.
@medic0014656 ай бұрын
City streets, wheelies and a visit to the ED on the way home.... success.
@kristianpflores3 жыл бұрын
I'm 6 4 240. Adv bikes fit great, drive great, and give nice Upright position. It's also the reason I drive an suv. It just fits and does what I want it to do
@mrvwbug44233 жыл бұрын
Then you realize Banana man has no chicken strips. Versys riders are all secret canyon shredders haha.
@elindenstein3 жыл бұрын
As the hi-viz banana ADV rider, I can say, without a doubt: This video is spot-on. I might even be a combo of all 7 of these guys.
@effervescentrelief2 жыл бұрын
I will admit to being half of a banana.
@kevinnielsen13562 жыл бұрын
I'm a banana split
@cartilagehead3 жыл бұрын
the adv squid explanation: “it was either this or a 7 year loan on a blacked out 4x4 Sprinter van”
@catdaddy330211 ай бұрын
I’m #4. But I’m 70 and ride a KTM 690 Enduro R. I raced MX, enduro and flat track in the 70s.
@murrayhiggins30613 жыл бұрын
I've been off my bike(s) for three years due to a car accident. Finally got the surgery on my shoulder this morning and look forward to getting my knees in the breeze! your vids have kept me stoked, thanks guys!
@troym62708 ай бұрын
Totally Awesome!! I am definitely #4 Dual Sport guy on my 98 XR650L, fully modded for the long haul rides and back country trails!!
@potassiumsorbet36603 жыл бұрын
You forgot the KLR milk crate nomad that packs vice grips for every tool, gasket putty to patch everything and burns oil like a power plant! Shame on you!
@kenpickett93173 жыл бұрын
This is me. Can confirm.
@covenantdrummer3 жыл бұрын
We're out here haha. Was hoping for the shout out
@pepticsilver2183 жыл бұрын
Former klr guy here that graduated to the adv squid missle africa twin and can confirm klrs are a 4 stroke that run on mixed gas
@JLRkosmic3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the 2 wheel drive, diesel converted KLRs XD
@randomfreedomlovingguy15363 жыл бұрын
Thats me! (In my banana suit though lol).
@ersturdevant28313 жыл бұрын
As a high vision banana man, survival and practicality take priority, especially while commuting.
@markbarlow16752 ай бұрын
I concur! My moto is to ride like your invisible, and see and be seen. I find it puzzling that people wear what I call road camo (black and gray) then wonder why they always get cut off in traffic. With the constantly changing styles of gear, I've found it difficult to find a hiviz jacket, especially in the tall size I need a have to resort to a safety vest. My R1200Gs is ridden on all types of roads and some trails but definitely not a trail bike. For that, I have a DR-Z400 which is very capable off road and more than sufficient for the highways between (not interstates although I have occasionally had to).
@halvy27413 жыл бұрын
#8- Young ADV rider on a smaller displacement ADV bike because it was all he could afford
@skylinesquid3 жыл бұрын
Thats me versys 300
@halvy27413 жыл бұрын
@@skylinesquid Me too, Honda CB500X
@southboundeightyone49583 жыл бұрын
Fixing to be me on an XT250!!
@jonb20463 жыл бұрын
OMG, I’m an Old Swiss Army ADV guy... Not ashamed!
@garethmiller69283 жыл бұрын
I'm a young adv rider and bought it because I'm too tall for sport bikes and I want to rip mega dank dirt nooners
@aliasfakename22673 жыл бұрын
I can't relate, I'm so short I can't even get on one. I look like when someone puts a toddler on a seat
@sebastiangeorge77143 жыл бұрын
My theory is the young adv squid came back from his SE Asia trip where he was going everywhere on his scooter/250cc dirt bike and now wants similar things back home, or at least wishes he did that like the cool KZbinrs he follows.
@mattjamison99343 жыл бұрын
What did you go for? I'm 6'7 and looking my first bike. Looks like a Tiger 800 is the minimum that will be comfortable!
@sierrafoxtrotgolf36383 жыл бұрын
@@aliasfakename2267 I bought a used BMW F650GS twin, (actually 800ccs) withthe low seat and suspension. Fits me well. I'm 5.3".
@aliasfakename22673 жыл бұрын
@@sierrafoxtrotgolf3638 nice BMW makes great bikes. I feel your pain at 5'6 with stumpy legs. Currently I'm one of those jerks on a cruiser with straight pipes. I'd like to get into sumo bikes but it presents the same problem. Guess I just have to look harder.
@erkhardtify Жыл бұрын
Too late to comment? I'm a new rider and bought a CSC RX4 as a first bike; its on the way! I fall in the number four category I think - in it not for speed but for the experience and sights/sounds/smells. Commute too, there's a lot of construction where I am and I wanted a practical machine that I didn't have to go out and feel the need to trick out excessively. It's not here yet but I went ahead and got the paperwork done, so it's practice time when it arrives! I'm 36, 5'10" , 170lbs, with a wife and two kids. Thanks for what you do Yammie, I am a fan and look forward to the journey that is to come! If you are ever in Virginia I would be honored to ride with you!
@GreenG-3143 жыл бұрын
Me: Slowly pulls hat off head and looks at it - "KTM - Ready to Race", shouts Fuck Yeah! Returns hat to head.
@vinethrower3 жыл бұрын
As a young adv squid Im offended you didn't include the klr 650
@zac.s2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Huge following and is an adv classic.
@claytongilbert39932 жыл бұрын
Klr squid for life
@jeromienorton61253 жыл бұрын
Yound adv squid and a dual sport adv guy here...I'm 19 and I got a ktm 790 adventure r a year ago and I have rode it every single day I wanted something that has no problem passing anything on the road ...does wheelies and can take some pure motorcross tires that I keep at 10 psi and rip around dirt or asphalt...not afraid to rip it out in some gnarly singletrack with my friends on their 250s that can't keep up ...and I ride with my friends on harleys that can't keep up...it's really an entirely different kind of riding
@EugeneYunak3 жыл бұрын
there ain't many bikes like the 790r that's for sure! your dirt bros need to step it up though
@IRLtrolls3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the dirt poor milk crate KLR rider needs their own class away from dualsport ADV.
@josephrosen8553 жыл бұрын
If I had children I would probably just ride my bike straight into the nearest wall 😂😂 same honestly
@BFBC223 жыл бұрын
Love my tiger1200! I think they are the ultimate bike for people who can only really have one bike. I can have fun in the twisties, crush highways on long trips, and handle dirt roads and light trails without worry. If you want to do a little of everything motorcycles have to offer and can only own 1 bike, ADVs are the way to go. My favorite class of bike.
@soldat25012 жыл бұрын
I had a Tiger 1050. Great bike but it gave me EFI issues at 75k ish kms. Had to upgrade to a R1200GS. I miss the 1050 in the twisties though.
@avocares3 жыл бұрын
#7. Chris Birch just looked up, sensing a disturbance in the force.
@canadianchungus7013 жыл бұрын
From Canada, got a positive ticket once for helping a couple of elderly with yard work. It was kinda cool
@LilBJessup3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the the KLR budget bros, why spend more when my bike can already do it all but for way less!
@hamare2 жыл бұрын
He missed out on all the milk crate memes!
@deonax3 жыл бұрын
I know it's nothing new on the channel, but I really appreciate your clear diction during the video and authentic Texan in the end section.
@thenobleandmightybeaver44113 жыл бұрын
I turned my Duke 390 (not Adventure) into an quasi adventure bike. I put ADV tires on it and a motocross fender and hope for the best. So far so good!
@Deontjie3 жыл бұрын
So I met this old guy while I was playing with my XR650R in the mountains. His oil glass cover (Yamaha XT400? from early eighties) was shattered so we nursed him back to his bungalow. He promised to show us some more tracks on his spare bike. On the way back I wondered how dilapidated his stand by bike will look. Will it even start. I thought this old man was going to waste our precious riding time. But then I struggled to keep up with him. At his bungalow he promptly produced a shiny Honda CR450F. That was the last time I put an unknown rider in a pre-judged box.
@dimosk73893 жыл бұрын
being a 1290 adventure maniac, i have to say that, most 1290 owners, actually DID a test ride. but it only lasted for like 2 traffic lights. thats all it takes for this mental LC8 engine to get you addicted. after that, there is usually no escape, you, make a u-turn and go straight to the dealer to sign the paperwork...you HAVE to have one
@thorhansen54623 жыл бұрын
But it doesn't have shaft draivvvvv-v.
@scldma1143 жыл бұрын
Lol dimos, now that you put it that way it actually makes some sense to me 🙂👍🏻
@texanbill60323 жыл бұрын
I am a fan of the 1290, but after one left me stranded on a test ride, I decided to pass.
@dimosk73893 жыл бұрын
@@texanbill6032 I was sceptical too about ktm reliability...heard too many horror stories for 950/990. But after owning an aprilia caponord for 3 years, which also had a terrible reputation, and it worked flawlessly, I decided to put my fears aside and take the risk. So far I havents regretted it. It seems that after 1190, ktm has done a very good job improving it's reliability and quality
@texanbill60323 жыл бұрын
@@dimosk7389 I do believe KTM reliability is much better than in the past. I’m going to see how the new 1290 looks, when it (finally) arrives. I never heard bad things about the Aprilia, but Ive only known a few owners.
@safaridice3 жыл бұрын
"M class" slow claps for rubbish car knowledge
@yammienoob3 жыл бұрын
Cars are boring who cares lol
@izzy0310963 жыл бұрын
@@yammienoob Blasphemy! And here’s a fun fact for ya shamalam: Any performance Toyota engine with the code ending in “ge” was developed by Yamaha. So you have to like them by default lol
@eshmalaysian47703 жыл бұрын
@@izzy031096 Remind me what this channel is all about?
You got me pegged: Started riding in my mid 30s and on a Versys 650 that my dad gave me
@gaminiediri3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the interesting video. I am an old rider (I started riding in 1973) and currently I have a small adventure motorcycle, CSC RX3 - a 250cc motorcycle. I like the bike and think that it is hidden gem in its class.
@got_to_roll3 жыл бұрын
My awesome V-strom650 is entirely used to being overlooked.
@robertlamping2nd3 жыл бұрын
Why is he dismissing the V-Strom... Do we not exist?
@branchbrown37903 жыл бұрын
Yep. Missed the Strom riders. Just check the miles on the bike. There will be a lot of them.
@swaghauler83342 жыл бұрын
That's because NOBODY rides a Strom LOCALLY. Those are small "hit the road" and travel the world bikes. You have to love how the 650 outsells the 1000 like 5 to 1 too.
@Liberty4Ever3 жыл бұрын
The video I've been waiting for and Yammie did not disappoint. I'm #3 - a 60 year old guy on a G310GS, and life is good... or it will be when spring arrives.
@Geshmaal3 жыл бұрын
I wanted a SV650 but also wanted to be comfortable on long rides, so I got a V-Strom 650. There should be a 'convenience ADV' guy on this list for folk who just end up defaulting to them due to being over 6'2, but just use them like sports tourers.
@tyler79952 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment. I'm 6'4" and would have loved to have decked out a dirt bike for road travel, but there's no way in hell I'm sitting like that for more than a couple hours. Just got a used v-strom 650 from someone with a heart for convenience mods, and am loving every second on it. Who knows, maybe one day I'll be That Guy with a mountain bike zip tied to the back.
@violjohn2 жыл бұрын
Yup that’s my other bike, although I really think my bandit is the other bike now. Not sure I fit into any of the classes!
@shaggyrogers78472 жыл бұрын
6’2” here…I agree with you. But now I’m seeing manufacturers make their ADV bikes with lowered suspensions for the vertically challenged haha.
@thewoodster86073 жыл бұрын
You forgot about the ADV riders who want to do what the fuck they want with their money and don't give a shit what anybody else thinks.
@davegoldspink53543 жыл бұрын
Great job on this one. Never owned an ADV in any form but I’d love one I’d actually use. Back as a young fella I did 2 Aussie laps and heaps of bike rallies together with touring on an old ‘78 Suzuki GS550B or my ‘81 Yamaha DT400. Back then the choice was simple road or dirt squirt. Things were simple with no such things as mobile phones or even all the fancy toys we see today.
@GiancarloEspositoItaliGC3 жыл бұрын
As a Young ADV Squid w a 2008 Gs1200 I would say in terms of parts simplicity the best bike for the buck right now.
@bedmac23 жыл бұрын
Ha, #3 here. 65 and just picked up my KTM 390 ADV. Plenty of superbikes and track days in my history. A Multistrada (with just a modest amount of hi-viz and reflectorized tape) also in the garage for the big asphalt tours (in my case think states rather than coffee shops). Heading to Death Valley as soon as the lodgings are open (tent camping later...maybe). Mods on the KTM are mostly on the performance side or the ones that make it more likely I won't get stuck somewhere. But yeah, there are many features I completely understand but just don't care about, and I no longer need a louder exhaust (on these two at least; I succumbed for one on my Moto Guzzi V7). Now just waiting to get my hands on a CT125.
@blaineberget5300 Жыл бұрын
Speaking on behalf of the young ADV squids out there. I went from a DRZ 400 SM to an Africa Twin Adventure sport for a host of reasons. 1. It still wheelies 2. You can tour it like a sport touring bike 3. Offroad it like a dual sport 4. The comfort and wind protection you get over a sport bike and last but not least 5. Insurance is way cheaper than buying a rocket haha hopefully more young squids hop on the ADV trend
@vapour2503 жыл бұрын
You forgot about the 1200gs rider that actually spends most of his time in the dirt, camping and pushing his bike hard even if its not a ktm
@rockinrodlittle3 жыл бұрын
Down in Guatemala I ran into that guy you’re talking about. 75,000 kms on his 3 year old 1200GS from all over North, Central and South America. The guy was tough as nails.
@TCGE083 жыл бұрын
Noticed that “rider” and “guy” are both singular...
@LeBozzx83 жыл бұрын
Im 22 and bought a Tiger 900 as my first bike and boy I love that bike
@vincelatras97223 жыл бұрын
what about the "RE Himalayan Dude"
@BluTrollPro3 жыл бұрын
They all left after yammie put out that bullshit review of the bike he's never ridden. :D
@humannature43273 жыл бұрын
You would hear many stories about RE himalayan But let tell you here in my city a gay milk-man used it for delivering milk, door to door on a daily basis..he used to carry huge milk jars in his customed made panniers holder..and now he owns a very big confectioners and dairy products store...and he also have a land rover..and rumours has it that he is planning to do milk delivery on on BMW GS 1200, cuz he wants to buy Lamborghini..he thinks that if delivering in RE himalayan made him this rich then what GS1200 would do for him..🤣🤣🤣🤣 Just google image search milkman and you will get an idea how he carry his milk.jar *P.S: it sounds like a joke on RE and GS1200 but its a real story*
@TomsTinkeringandAdventures3 жыл бұрын
Got the one piece hi-viz suit, it’s pretty popular at the Starbucks.
@HellbrandGrimm3 жыл бұрын
I'm a mid life ADV squid, got my self a DR Z400S. moving to T700 as soon as I get a big boy license.
@michaelconran52523 жыл бұрын
I started late in life riding at 41. Have a KTM 450EXC And a Harley. Once you are hooked, you are screwed 🤣🤣
@lackingpoint3 жыл бұрын
Yep started in my late 30s on TW200, then moved to a DRZ400sm with knobbies, then a Beta 390 and added a Super T1200 and then for reasons unknown I added 06 FZ1 to the stable.
@travispace91763 жыл бұрын
The T7 is a great bike!
@HellbrandGrimm3 жыл бұрын
@@travispace9176 The truth is I really can't decide between the T700 and the 701, I can only have one (Insurance is really expansive).
@michaelconran52523 жыл бұрын
@@lackingpoint want to get 2 TW200's for wife and I for trail riding. Have 2 Harley's, KTM and the infamous 82 Honda C70.
@BlackdogADV3 жыл бұрын
I’m 71 and ride a BMW 1200GS but my gear is black and I take it off road. I’ve got 80,000 miles on it and have maintained it myself. I also ride a Husqvarna 701...and a Grom. Keep up the good work, I love that Ducati scrambler.
@ZeroFallout13 жыл бұрын
My top picks would be T7 or AT for real adv. My cheaper option would be drz or klxr. If you really going remote places better to have reliability. Not everyone can have a film crew an rescue team follow us around.
@aaronwinter4472 жыл бұрын
#4 all the way. We drove 250 thumpers strapped with jerry cans everywhere during my round-the-world trip. Highways sucked, but we went across the Aussie outback, up and down New Zealand, and all over SE Asia.
@YTisDumb3 жыл бұрын
I squid my Tiger 800 because it's the only bike I have.
@Ch-hg1iu3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@armandblake3 жыл бұрын
I squid my Tiger 800 because is the only bike to have
@ConnerV3 жыл бұрын
I squid my XT250 because it’s the only bike I have.
@Baer19903 жыл бұрын
I ride my tiger 900 so there! 2000 model with 100k+ km on the clock :P
@thedood20592 жыл бұрын
3:45 it’s me, I bought an 09 versys 650 from my boss at work and it pops power wheelies in first and clutch ups into 3rd gear
@jimigrill3 жыл бұрын
If you ride the Tenere 700 you will understand Yammie.
@dhanushv.appaji63283 жыл бұрын
Yammie doesn't make sense most of the time but here I am watching all his videos... Senselessness is contagious
@-WhiskeyAndSteel-3 жыл бұрын
Trashed on my Versys 650 twice in one video. Ouch.
@franserp64743 жыл бұрын
I feel you...
@jgcapers38603 жыл бұрын
You should watch him put the mt-09 on blast literally every 3 to 5 business days.
@wschappell3 жыл бұрын
As a fellow Versys rider (1000), ignore Papa Yam. He knows not of what he bashed. Love my Versys!
@TrevorT20022 жыл бұрын
I, in fact, am a young adv squid. I just bought my first motorcycle ever and chose the Kim 390 adventure. The reason I chose a small adv bike is because i plan to use it as my daily driver to work and classes in my college town. The mounting option on an adv are the best in my opinion and they handle the aesthetic of luggage the best. With the added benefit of taking it on some trails of I so choose.
@HaydenRaceOp3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been saving for a year and I’m about to buy my 1st motorcycle. As someone with no prior experience on one I’ve watched your ranking videos and listened to you, can’t wait to go pick up my H2 in a week :)
@freedomfighter29113 жыл бұрын
I’m a new adv rider that’s an Ex mountain biker who realizes motorcycles are cheaper!
@rocketrollsvlogs76253 жыл бұрын
It's snowing and sleeting outside. I think I'll go grab my HiViz and take a joy ride on my CB500X mule that I bought for $4800 (leftover).
@drewzak012 ай бұрын
I'm perfectly happy on my little XR150 loaded up with my hammock and goodies for the night. Any bike can be an "adventure" bike. Just go adventure:)
@jalex191003 жыл бұрын
As an ADV bike rider, I really don’t know much of the types you describe, although some elements of some types are out there (there are a few hard-core-ish folks for sure). I think many of us are practical riders that just seek out slightly off-road trips, but I wouldn’t look for a swamp or cliff to drop off into. Brett Tkacs has some videos on skill rating for adv riders. I would guess that most (other than pure street riders) adv riders hang in the avg/moderate skill level and ride all over the place. I was hoping for an honest and real snapshot of adv riders, but just cannot relate to most of this video. Especially the KTM folks...those 1x90 adventure bike riders do some impressive stuff. I’d like to see more off-road Multistrada riders, but they are the real unicorns.
@SkatRadioh3 жыл бұрын
This is Yammie dude, like all satirical commentary and observational humor not a adv lifestyle channel. I am completely with you and wish I saw more Multistradas actually pushing the boundaries or perception of a Ducati.
@MrSketchyCharacter2 жыл бұрын
Im a #2 (ADV squid). Started with a KLR in 2000, as I was too dumb for a sportbike. Now I have a newer KLR and a DRZ! You nailed it on the head. Great vid.
@TDub_ADV3 жыл бұрын
Im trying to figure out where i fit. I ride an Africa Twin. I do take it off road plenty and i'm not the least bit afraid to dump it.., I have never been to a starbucks and wear a hodgepodge of mismatched gear and give zero shits about what people thing of it.
@skiphalbakken8593 жыл бұрын
Right there with you, accept I’m on a T7 👍. We don’t need to fit in ✊️👊✊️👊
@theslaviccookie51373 жыл бұрын
(2/2)On the limestone gravel roads and dirt roads here in Texas) and I'm the same,most of the dudes I know on advs are like us tbh
@theslaviccookie51373 жыл бұрын
(1/2)I think this is the true common adv guy,I'm on a nc700x (I know it's a glorified cruiser but it's efficient and I can still go brrrrrrr
@lawrencecann5323 жыл бұрын
Ive got a R1200 GSA and you nailed it. What fun.
@aliasfakename22673 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely a Swiss Army rider, i bring entirely too much with me. Though I'm never left stranded
@yevgeniynatashkin11183 жыл бұрын
It's doesn't matter what bike you have...It's what is in your heart ...
@alexiekola3 жыл бұрын
you forgot about the dutisa's on there Multistrada's touring around mind you i think there simular to the GS riders
@dondavi57983 жыл бұрын
I am the 40+ y/o that got tired of the limitation and pretentiousness of cruisers and needed more ground clearance, more lean angle but can't stand the gas tank shoved up against the crotch and chest feel of a crotch rocket. Learning the different riding approach that my new ride has and then eventually work my way onto further adventures.
@tedmarakas26262 жыл бұрын
I'm 49, 6 bikes in the garage, 30+ years of riding and just got my first ADV bike in the form of Moto Guzzi V85TT. Better late than never. By the way, the bike that can do everything hasn't been invented. Different bikes for different types of riding.
@Mako9696963 жыл бұрын
Hah, bold of you to assume we can *get* a Tenere 700. Source: have been trying to get a T7 since last September.
@RedBeardWalking3 жыл бұрын
Damn it I finally have the cash and have been worried about this
@deanmalkewich23663 жыл бұрын
Strange, I’ve heard this from a few people. Our local dealers have had at least a few on the floor for months.
@RedBeardWalking3 жыл бұрын
@@deanmalkewich2366 know if they are charging a markup? I remember a buddy of mine buying a ninja 250 in like 2008 had some dealer quote him a thousand over msrp
@deanmalkewich23663 жыл бұрын
@@RedBeardWalking not that I know of. Advertised for $12400CDN now, plus the freight pdi etc.
@PoppaWheelies3 жыл бұрын
I’m in there somewhere . Young , Wear my Banana jacket on my dual sport , ride hard off road , only dank nooners with no traffic around .
@bretlagasse35603 жыл бұрын
Yammie, I think you're wrong about ADV's being the SUV's of the motorcycle world. At least mid size ADVs. I think they are more like Subarus. Not overly fast and can be rather boring, but they are practical.
@SoloScout2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the video! I'm the dual sport rider type. I was chuckling pretty good and then the dual sport adventure rider came up. I was still laughing thinking I'd get roasted pretty good. Mostly positive, that's awesome. It's all good fun. I came from a Honda 919. Moving out into the sticks with miles of gravel roads prompted the change. Not to mention I'm closer to 60 than 50 years old. Yes, I do have a paper map tucked tucked away on the CRF300L with full rear/side racks :)
@unhippy12 жыл бұрын
I too was waiting to get roasted......and then he said nothing bad about those like us.......i'm almost disappointed lol
@CarrierPigeon423 жыл бұрын
No. 4 Is the only kind of ADV rider... Let's face it, the only "adventure" bike worth getting at the moment for offroad is the Tenere 700. Still rather the good ol' DR650 though.
@jeromienorton61253 жыл бұрын
Ktm 790 adventure r; so am I a joke to you
@CarrierPigeon423 жыл бұрын
@@jeromienorton6125 yes
@jeromienorton61253 жыл бұрын
@@CarrierPigeon42 lol
@CarrierPigeon423 жыл бұрын
@@jeromienorton6125 glad you got my humor hahaha
@CarrierPigeon423 жыл бұрын
@@tacjam1 awwww... we found the butthurt with a ktm...
@Speido307 Жыл бұрын
'"SPOT ON!" fantastic review, i'm a couple of those depending on the day, mood, friends, family and whatever else happens during life. Thank you for sharing!
@UncleWally33 жыл бұрын
There’s an eighth type, called Bob. Well - he’s just a guy I met being happily adventurous on a bike, but still . . .
@justingalea76273 жыл бұрын
Well done keep it up!! Let's see the TURBOBUSA!!!!💪👊
@throttlemccrackin18773 жыл бұрын
"The bike that literally went around the world." Ted Simon did it on a Triumph, on his own, decades before "Long Way Around." Check out "Jupiters Travels" ya noob.
@MrDafyddjones3 жыл бұрын
Check out Austin Vince (Not the wrestler) Mondo Enduro and Terra Circa bunch of guys did the long way round in the 90's on dr350's and no backup or support, and actually advised the long way round team.
@gwilymthomas80113 жыл бұрын
Um Nick Sanders did it on an R1 in 20 days... just saying 🤔
@yammienoob3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t say they were the first, did I?
@throttlemccrackin18773 жыл бұрын
@@yammienoob By the structure of your narration, it's not difficult to interpret that you were insinuating that "Long Way Around" was the first successful navigation. Not trying to give you a hard time, I enjoy your vids.
@pugbrz94723 жыл бұрын
@@throttlemccrackin1877 you'd have to be taking a pretty narrow view to come to that conclusion. It's pretty well accepted that LWA was the genesis of BMW's success, and turbocharged the mid-life ADV crisis. It was mainstream.
@farmbikemike89233 жыл бұрын
Well played! After living through 2020 I need to get back in the saddle. I’ve forgotten which one of these riders I am. ✌️
@JDRod883 жыл бұрын
"He opens up his panniers and his kids are right inside" I haven't laughed this hard at one of your videos in a long time! Banana Bro! LMAO!!
@DoomSlayerE3 жыл бұрын
dual sport guy here! The kawi 230, yammie ttr230 and suzuki 200 are my favorites.
@romainledent213 жыл бұрын
#2 : When you're 6'4 you don't really have a choice buddy
@Loiczzr3 жыл бұрын
I dont know, my suzuki has a 37" seat..
@theroadtripraven66943 жыл бұрын
I got a buddy who's 6'4 and he TOURS 2 UP on a 600RR (and his girlfriend is 5'9). The man's crazy.
@wschappell3 жыл бұрын
6’10”. Versys 1000 fits me amazingly well.
@rockinrodlittle3 жыл бұрын
Love watching these Noob “top 7 (anything) videos and go “crap, that’s me” or “that’s Bob”. Nailed it!
@Manublablabla3 жыл бұрын
I'm the "i want to ride 500miles a day so i need something comfy" adv rider.
@theheresiarch37403 жыл бұрын
700 is my record so far, eventually I'm going to break the 1000 mark.
@canadiancowboy89able Жыл бұрын
Youngish 33yo brand new ADV rider here!! Just bought a 22 Africa twin
@daniyaljamal7733 жыл бұрын
Adv squid here. I don't know how to explain myself.
@aliasfakename22673 жыл бұрын
No need as long as you're having fun. Now cafe bike guys though, they got some explaining to do
@daniyaljamal7733 жыл бұрын
@@aliasfakename2267 facts.
@AdiKotes119KRITICAL3 жыл бұрын
lmfao same
@harrysalsbury21613 жыл бұрын
Russ malkin who produced the long way down part time lives next door to me when he’s home. His dad, Tony is my neighbour and I rode with russ and Tony back last year.
@seanylewl3 жыл бұрын
props for the survivorman reference, man vs wild can suck it
@JohannesDalenMC3 жыл бұрын
Les Stroud is so much cooler!
@andrewmaclean70042 жыл бұрын
A lil late to seeing this video though thought I was the only young adv hooligan out there. I ride a KTM 990 adv R and absolutely love the thing. No ABS, traction control, just one liter of fun. The thing will pop wheelies when I treat it like my 450 though I know and it knows very well it isn’t. Sounds amazing, looks amazing, feels amazing, wouldn’t trade it for anything!
@TheCaptainbarnacles3 жыл бұрын
Dirtbikes are for the winter when street Rossi's can't scrape knee everywhere. Stop preaching Yammie.
@yammienoob3 жыл бұрын
Cry more
@unclebadger5973 жыл бұрын
@@yammienoob that'll do. Obvious fan having a little fun and you tell him to cry. Unsub.
@RezaQin5 ай бұрын
Maybe don't run into lambos
@Hooner773 жыл бұрын
Nice video. My son is close to the 1290 Adventure guy. He has a 2018 1090 Adventure R that he has put 35,000 miles on with over 1/2 of those miles off pavement.
@Alexander274633 жыл бұрын
I think the GS 850 is better than the 1250 Just like the R6 is more usefull than the R1
@mullman2 жыл бұрын
Go to a BMW Rider’s School. People who start out on the 750/850 end up on the 1250 because it’s better balanced.
@L0veCami3 жыл бұрын
Young rider here and I like ADV bikes because they’re comfortable, have a commanding presences on the road, have a good view of everything that’s going on and I’m still having two wheel fun!