The 85 FPS Uppercut

[@LordDraconical]

Aight, I legitimately was about to click away after the first 30 seconds, but you got a big ol chuckle in the end. Well played sir

[@WalcomS7]

Thanks, I hate it.

[@constellationblasters9096]

This is the ideal Jolt body. We may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[@MongooseJakeNerf]

Now I want to rig up something...

[@asliceofnerfpizza8549]

I have a feeling I'm going to do this and run it in a game someday

[@constellationblasters9096]

I highly recommend it, but you might want to wear some kind of padded glove.

[@asliceofnerfpizza8549]

Not if I mount the blaster itself to the launcher

[@constellationblasters9096]

@@asliceofnerfpizza8549 I cannot officially encourage this course of action, but that doesn't mean I have to discourage it either.

[@lukeiannello6190]

Uppercut = bad Jolt Uppercut + Nerf Dog Ball Launcher = modded Jolt

[@PirateJohnson]

I knew there was hope for this Blaster (JK)

[@constellationblasters9096]

Still easier and faster to load than the Wasteland Ranger!

[@PirateJohnson]

And it's cheap enough to hit with a car, if you manage to place the chronograph just right.