The 911 Call That Will Change His Life - Key & Peele

When a man experiences love at first sight with a woman who fainted on the sidewalk, a 911 operator must help him navigate the high-stakes medical emergency.
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[@theprincipledhypocriteb4761]

when my bestfriend says he likes her: *sir, may I remind you that you havent spoken a word to this woman yet*

[@priscillajimenez27]

How does "she" even know that lol

[@David-ur7og]

You jelly he likes her? 🤪

[@theprincipledhypocriteb4761]

@@David-ur7og 🤣🤣🤣 you right bro.. Its a long story but for the record, YES I WAS but its also true, he likes her through stalking her IG.

[@David-ur7og]

The Principled Hypocrite B Sorry to hear that, hope you find the love you deserve one day :c

[@yowaddam2212]

The Principled Hypocrite B same my friend asked his crush will you be my girlfriend she said yes but it’s been 4 weeks and in total they said 13 words to each other

[@lasers33]

I feel like I just watched a whole movie

[@pericochief]

I got dizzy

[@businessman904]

It was an epic 3 1/2 mins! 😁

[@zippitydodaday6037]

I feel like i just watched the dumbest ass shit and stopped video at 2 min to which was 2 minutes too late!

[@elizabetharmstrong4108]

Haha

[@vanessaveiga9257]

An indian movie would have this plot

[@jodiebug1]

“That is not relevant to this emergency”

[@Madaragun]

These nuts not relvant to this emergency on your chin

[@pedroneil2054]

I laugh

[@aquarius1968]

666th like!

[@chiraqanddetroitqueen2389]

Lol

[@christopherjohnson8019]

@@Madaragun 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kerrieleidig]

"Sir, may I remind you that you have not spoken a word to this woman."

[@SingleMomFunAndTravel]

Literally the best part lol

[@ots1634]

You aint need to to find someone beautiful yo

[@WheelUpDaBludClart]

When your boy starts falling for the girl at the bar

[@xpertnerdy6114]

Nothing better than watching a key & peele skit i’ve never seen

[@Undiluted_Liquid]

yuah

[@skobird2732]

Theres like endless amounts o.O

[@Ducktle]

D9INE LEGEND gatekeeping much

[@Boundlessmofo]

I swear to god. I felt like I've seen all their videos until this showed up on my feed

[@YaNoAwantoMas]

Except watching 2 K&P videos you haven't seen.

[@ericktheogcc5328]

“Yeah girl get u some” 😂😂😂

[@ByronChou17]

Shooot..

[@unFortunateSon21]

Erick, it’s been 24 minutes...155 likes? Da fuq

[@ericktheogcc5328]

I dunno “I just thought of it so I just went with it”

[@jackgreen5627]

@@ericktheogcc5328 You found the lightning in the bottle son.

[@reiackerman1849]

I wanna like ,but I wann'nt to ruin the 777 liks

[@brendagomez8656]

"This is the only time when it's ok to put your mouth on an unconscious woman" lol, I laughed so bad

[@brendagomez8656]

@invalid username Because it was funny

[@rafaellugo123]

“DO IT”

[@jacktait9849]

best line lol

[@jp4431]

@invalid username because CPR and MeToo

[@nat5hanlewis736]

Totally!

[@MarMar5654]

Their wedding is just gonna be them taking turns passed out while the other is saying their vows

[@jonathanb1]

Imagine the honeymoon😂

[@ocdaivuong]

*their

[@mj-yo7vt]

The priest will be 911 operator

[@happychampion3096]

Lol...

[@jco1178]

They’re gonna have the photographer running around in circles

[@klejdisevdari3916]

“This is the only time it’s okay to put your mouth on an unconscious woman” 😂😂😂

[@clintraley856]

Didn't someone get sued in real life for trying to resuscitate an unconscious person?

[@Nionyx]

I read this as it was said 😂 perfect

[@anunayasingh3621]

What if the woman was ugly?

[@techpunked]

@@anunayasingh3621 Pretend you didn't see her.

[@OmaOmaO]

@@anunayasingh3621 go to a dim lit room or find the nearest environmentally friendly grocery store that has done away with plastic bags.

[@cheri618]

“that is not relevant to this emergency sir” i can’t 😂

[@nosferat-ew]

cheri618 my favorite part actually 😂

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

It is when we find out she put dude in a coma..."911 can you drive us to the Chapel then the Holiday Inn??"

[@beatweezl]

"You can see that she put a lot of thought into her outfit, but not like she's trying too hard" LOL he's so fashion conscious.

[@Tony2dH]

Just before he became fashionably unconscious

[@foxychickisi]

“Yeah girl, get you some” 😂🙌🏾

[@timothybolden9955]

On The Way To PA right 😂 that’s my favorite part

[@WhatAWonderfulWorld808]

That killed me LoL

[@jancukasu]

*gurl

[@Slangchang]

literally the best part about this video! lol

[@SonicXD001]

~shoot~

[@Indras25]

Cameraman: how many rotations do you want me to do? K&P: Yes

[@Channel6969able]

Lmfao this comment actually had me dying

[@rusterdanger457]

oh lorrrd🤣🤣good one

[@myratbayramfit]

I'm sure the camera person was the 3rd one who passed out!

[@ShawVishal]

@@JassarDev no

[@siddharthkrishnan3317]

K&P: Indian level

[@RaySwank225]

“ sir this is the only time it’s okay to put your mouth on a unconscious woman “ 😂😂

[@hottesttracks8055]

Ray Swank DO IT!

[@CherishDJ]

“I just didn’t picturee it happening this way”😭😂😂

[@somebody5931]

Cosby is quaking

[@nickrounsaville]

somebody he is indeed shook-ith

[@kaitlyns9972]

Ray Swank oh my fucking God 😹

[@DivorceDecreed]

As a former 911 police dispatcher, I approve Jordan Peele's portrayal of this job! OMG... I couldn't stop laughing. The matter-of-fact tone of voice, the typing while talking... so on point! 😅 "Ma'am... I'm gonna need you to marry him." Then the response to, "Should I give him mouth to mouth?": "Yeah, girl! Get you some!" Priceless. 🤣😂

[@calhoundukes8398]

How long did you do that for?? They pay good??

[@DivorceDecreed]

@@calhoundukes8398 Almost 10 years. The pay depends on the city where you do it. 😊 But if you want to go out for it, I encourage you. It's hard work and requires the ability to mentally and physically multi-task, but it's rewarding work once you master it. 😎😁

[@calisongbird]

@@DivorceDecreed why is the “typing while talking” such a big deal to point out? Many desk jobs require that… I think you just wanted an excuse to mention that you were a 911 operator. 🙄

[@user-et9od6vy1y]

@@calisongbird why are you making such a big deal out of it yourself? I think she was expressing how the experience with the job made the humor resound in her own way. Not trying to name-drop a career on KZbin comments.

[@runtz222]

@@user-et9od6vy1y forreal, ppl so bitter

[@aware24]

He’s confident while he’s passed out. I can’t even pull that off while awake.

[@KelzBernard]

Lol True, but you can usually spot confidence by the way someone is dressed!

[@SmoothBaileys]

lolol!!!!!

[@vibeking1862]

Same.

[@megasbaladoros]

I am more confident when passed out.

[@moniquekwachou342]

HAHAHA

[@rosed1526]

That “yea girl get you some “ had me 💀

[@Laserking-sc6lm]

Fr! I was crying laughing

[@adnanasghar1087]

I'm laughing so hard on that 😂😂😂

[@sassystreams]

Saaaame!

[@mariae9979]

That was the icing on the Cake. Yum yum 🤣.

[@Kuttie03]

Okaayyy🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Bridget2460]

😂😂😂”THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS NOT BREATHING, YOU HAVE TO SAVE MY BABY.” 😂😂😂

[@user-tj8ok5tf1j]

The camera movements have me rolling. Felt like I was watching an Indian soap opera 😂😂

[@freak1310c]

The south asian in me was cringing 100% of the time.

[@ashish.william]

Seriously....😂😂 I wasn't alone I guess

[@force_user6825]

@@freak1310c Indian soap operas are as cringey as the south asian mate.

[@iqraaaliya1230]

I'm an Indian and I 100%agree with you 🤣

[@freak1310c]

@@force_user6825 I'm talking about Indian soap operas, Saas Bahu ka aulaad

[@lucky.2000]

“She’s beautiful” “That’s not relevant to this emergency” 😂😂😂

[@efraing726]

Princess Fazi I wonder to what emergency it would be relevant to!

[@EbolaSquirrel]

was this comment necessary?

[@lynnkesh254]

@@efraing726 ...a botched plastic surgery lol

[@nelzelpher2088]

Bobs and Vagene.

[@tonywasikhongo7510]

Being beautiful is an emergency itself

[@pitchblack.nemesis]

I swear, Bollywood can make a whole 3 hour movie with this..

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

**Karan Johar has entered the chat!** 🤣😂🤣

[@pitchblack.nemesis]

@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 😂😂 the lyricist has submitted in total 17 songs for the film.

[@trina7723]

@@pitchblack.nemesis hahaha that made me crack up

[@Arshath13]

You've exposed their trade secret! 😵🤣🤣🤣

[@orkkojit]

😂

[@jordanyeager9220]

Favorite part was just hearing "Sir" 100x 😂

[@cakemix5877]

Moral of the story is: If you’re ugly, you’re in less danger.

[@ramonloera5337]

No. Ur slow af

[@bloomp5444]

Wow the replies to this comment have such cute sense of humor

[@britanygarcia3951]

@Wavvy baby it was a joke. Everyone knows there's no moral to this story.

[@kratos7893]

Or in more danger if they don't want to put their mouth on a ugly person lol

[@littleboogers1482]

@Wavvy baby r/woooosh

[@Leeloo_Dallas]

"Yea girl get you some" 😂😂😂😂 she switched up real fast.

[@danielglatz1643]

Funniest part of the whole video

[@Karamel2233]

Not relevant but I have to say it "Leeloo Dallas multi pass"

[@Leeloo_Dallas]

@@Karamel2233 ❤❤

[@tomsawyer9403]

Whoever that actress is ... she is STUNNING.

[@keelodagreat4676]

She played Donna in "Friday After Next".

[@Swagkhalifa]

That is not relevant to this emergency, sir.

[@Sheezaa_77]

@@Swagkhalifa XDD

[@antonio.desiderio]

It’s Jordan Pelee in drag, sir 😉

[@HUSTLER1346]

I love how the camera is constantly spinning 😂

[@sexymommakat]

I'm getting so dizzy watching this.

[@markbenjotenorio6553]

I was just laughing the whole time

[@yungstarjc4094]

Straight CSI Miami

[@fasagalag]

How else would you know that the scene is intense?

[@MaxArch]

Michael Bay signature... 🤣🤣

[@megandelamar6194]

“She’s beautiful......” “That is not relevant to this emergency sir.”

[@magikpp6503]

Suffer No Fools Hey, you’re using a profile picture that’s already been used mutiple times. Nice.

[@palmchristmastree]

MagikPP *no one cared*

[@magikpp6503]

Fuck the Pasta linguine thanks?

[@wagonlover]

@@magikpp6503 why do so many people use that picture anyway?

[@magikpp6503]

wagonlover it’s just a garbage meme, it’s not even funny

[@First_things_first]

Whenever Peele plays a woman I forget that it’s not an actual woman... lol

[@kalishagibbs3797]

Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-lzm]

哈哈哈哈

[@drusih6180]

@@user-lzm yea hahahahahhaahaa! 哈哈哈哈

[@sandeshp8403]

@@drusih6180 hanzo picker reported :D

[@volcanocollins9845]

Right

[@than0zZ]

The telephone operator's expressionless face is so accurate 😂

[@makaylaalise8421]

“yea girl get you some” 😭

[@muji273]

MaKayla Alise cringe

[@alexisjones25]

sam1370 crying emojis can be used as laughter too

[@KimmieSan97]

sam1370 yea like laughing crying

[@iconrevive3646]

I was hoping someone quoted this one 😂😂

[@GreezyG74G]

@@KimmieSan97 you're baddd

[@angryviking8808]

I like how she calls him confident just by looking at his past out body

[@MsZephyra]

*passed out (he's in the present, not the past) 😁

[@MsZephyra]

And yes, agreed!! That was silly.

[@jc_80]

Guess he was confident whilst unconscious 😆

[@hellborne7995]

@@jc_80 confidently unconscious.

[@switchunboxing]

The outfit says it all

[@Jen-es8cg]

“Yea girl get you some. Shoot” 😂😂

[@King-eg2zl]

U forgot about this didn’t u

[@stntstnt7708]

‘there’s an healthy, well dressed handsome young well to do black man’ on the ground 😂 these guys are so hilarious

[@mightyobserver12]

Idk I heard wealthy confident

[@kumarnilesh]

When Key & Peele starts directing a Bollywood movie

[@supersharda]

Kumar Nilesh wauwwww hahahah that will be a hit Bollywood movie 🍿!!!!

[@khfam6539]

@@supersharda And after decades, a movie with some story ;)

[@iftinjama9451]

lolll😂😂😂😂😂

[@larshofler8298]

10/10

[@audaciouspert1772]

Fucking Trueeee. LMAO!

[@africanstreetfightstv2207]

“Ok ma’am listen carefully, I’m gonna need you to marry him”😂😂😂

[@yaboi4454]

I like this comment but I cant like it. The number is too perfect.

[@tworpish]

@@yaboi4454 1.2k?

[@yaboi4454]

Tworpish I think when I liked it it said 420

[@icantthinkofaname5950]

Only the most mentally retarded people like a comment which is just a quote from the video with a bunch of crying laughing emojis.

[@iYo420K]

I can’t Think of a name then wtf u reading comments for? Get yo hating ass outta here .

[@cameronjohnson5626]

“And you can see that she put a lot of thought into her outfit, but it’s not like she’s trying to hard.” 😂

[@kidrobot559]

Cameron Johnson too*

[@Fabo100]

Too*

[@Fabo100]

@@kidrobot559 ahhhh u beat me

[@razzledazzle2789]

The likes are 911 right now I-

[@loggothedoggo]

@@kidrobot559 stfu grammar Nazi, it's a KZbin comment section

[@evingrindle1929]

"May I remind you sir that you have never spoken to this woman" I lost it there 😂

[@insideaikoslens]

“Yea gurl git u some” Need to remind myself that this is the same person who directed Get Out and Us 🤣🤣🤣

[@leedixon9862]

Euricho Tamayo and wrote them

[@isaiahdeckert8781]

"shoot"

[@rlock8453]

and that to me.. makes perfect sense as those movies were total shit

[@amomaji8074]

@@rlock8453 yeah, sure, bud.

[@ahzar4384]

Which explains why you're a piece of shit.

[@BarryAllen..]

And here I thought the operator was going to be the weird one 😂

[@CRFSUIGENERIS]

Barry Allen 😂 spot on

[@cowboyrig8316]

lmao peele rarely plays as the normal one

[@David-xj8pi]

Hahaha me too Anytime Peele wears acts as the lady I prepare for drama

[@stevengabby6106]

"any responsive sir?" "she's not responsive...... she's beautiful."

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

That is not relevant to this emergency

[@faisalkamal4319]

An ambulance is on it's way

[@harryindiano]

@Akira Davey that is not relevant sir

[@NeLeeSawn]

Yeah.. that cracked me up big time.

[@kissme1518]

When you try and talk to a beautiful women and she ignores you

[@paulobrito.ekvega]

"That is not relevant to this emergency, sir.", what a twist

[@Nobody_PlaysGames]

Legends has it the camera man is still spinning 😂😂

[@granda2126]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tijiskitchen2956]

😂😂😂😅

[@laiseniatira3105]

Hahaha..good one..😂😂😂

[@Casilocapuntocom]

idk but I am still spinning after this video 😵

[@HusseinThePkmn]

😂

[@thealgerian3285]

Guess that's what eventually happens when you're drop dead gorgeous.

[@aabdoaabuharbeed3280]

The Algerian wow. Thank you. I appreciate your existence

[@taytayswiftie13-o1d]

The Algerian good one

[@cameronboreland7695]

The Algerian literally

[@aabdoaabuharbeed3280]

Camz 1102 r/whoosh

[@calorus]

Drop **almost** Dead.

[@ianobrien5990]

“Ya girl getchu some” 😂😂 I’m dying

[@Myresha100]

Last statement I almost choked on my gum from laughing out loud!

[@cooperschmidt6849]

Myresha100 thought you said gun

[@school_pizza]

Loool

[@poe_sydon4061]

You need mouth to mouth?

[@JuderkaMoretaaitetsu]

Double standard! Much! Lol

[@05dal]

"The love of my life is not breathing! You gotta saVE MY BABY!!" The way he screamed that fvcking killed me. 😂😂😂😂

[@Drewski501st]

“Shouldn’t i give him mouth to mouth or something” “yeah girl get you some 😏” 🤣🤣

[@mysstal7216]

I feel like Keegan added “confident” to the script in the last scene

[@Alvin-dg9pq]

"it just needs some quick modifications. It's perfect already, just a little more umph to it, you know?"

[@SandyRed881]

😂

[@SandyRed881]

@@Alvin-dg9pq 😆😆

[@amandamichelletenney]

Lol yeah like htf would she know that...

[@safiiyaa]

*"I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO MARRY HIM"* Hands down best operator ever 👏🏼

[@thuthuzwangonyama6321]

1:00 lmaoo “she’s not responsive she’s…. Beautiful 🥺”

[@ThatFitnessDude]

“This is the only time it’s okay to put your mouth on an unconscious woman, Do it” 😂 😂

[@9034833838]

ae nigga wassup

[@likkyball8736]

You can put these nuts on a unconscious woman

[@jdatboi724]

Super Skuxx Bill Cosby liked that

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

(Vicent Van Gogh has entered the chat) ... hearing impaired mode activated...

[@silverarrow3605]

Sees woman with eyes closed on ground _Waves hand in front of woman’s eyes_

[@kuntrybumpkin8539]

Yep, makes sense

[@Hongorisback]

Im subscribing for you :3

[@turomoy2470]

He was fanning her. Trying to give some air.

[@jaydavis7409]

It's called senses. Can you not sense feel shit near you without seeing it or even being awake

[@silverarrow3605]

Jay Davis what?

[@Me-ss9jq]

The cameraman must have been more confused than key with that rotation

[@SonnyBCreative]

That cameraman was amazing

[@Lightologyy]

That cameraman was amazing

[@ErinDeBuitleir]

The way she sips that coffee at the end is her way of saying :"my job here is done" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@vergodagoat]

“Yeah girl, get you some” BRUH HOW IS THIS A THING 😂😂😂

[@wintersunrisetowner]

Og😂

[@brandi5466]

😂😂 funniest part

[@smuk123]

Lol

[@veghead05]

Girls gotta look out for each other 😂😂

[@thecreativeKue]

I died at “ ok ma’am listen to me, im gonna need you to marry him” 😂😂😂😂and I haven’t seen this one!

[@GW4PCITY]

She was bad too

[@Ben-rz9cf]

Yeah gurl get you some xD

[@mikejudge3239]

Two years later his bank account is dry.

[@ambermeridy7550]

"I need you to marry him." Didn't see that one coming, lol.

[@hockeyguyh8]

lol right I kinda thought that she would wake up and still lay on the ground and tell him what are you doing I have a man/boyfriend lhh

[@paradise1812]

hockeyguyh8 what is wrong with you bitter ass bitches these days.

[@hatonx3922]

Paradise18 loves hockey or wants to vent mild racism who gives A puck.🥜

[@ambermeridy7550]

Fr...he ain't talking to me @ha ton x

[@tonybrad2]

Gotta love a good ending lol

[@ownedbymykitty270]

These guys are soooo friggin' talented. I've never not laughed in any of their skits whereas I may laugh once out of 20 SNL skits. Sometimes just seeing Peele in a wig is enough for me to lose it. 😂😂😂

[@shiningkobe172]

I swear when they dress up as women it’s so convincing

[@Madvillian]

especially his hairy hands, it always looks so womanly

[@BlackkAirForce1s]

@@Madvillian nigga what

[@tmoney0212]

@@BlackkAirForce1s it's called sarcasm bitch

[@bmindful]

Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Comment of all time

[@BlackkAirForce1s]

@@tmoney0212 lmao I understand but there's no need to get mad, lame ass dude.

[@MegaTrivial]

"Ma'am! I'm gonna need you to marry him..." Lol! She knew immidiately who it was...

[@sudanwife7438]

Yup💀💀💀

[@satheeshart7]

Because I think the operator can see the location of the calls automatically on the monitor

[@blairjackson9318]

Facts

[@ggundercover3681]

@@satheeshart7 wait can they do that? that would make sense.

[@bobgait4054]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[@nnatalie323]

Dying stranger: Key: she's not breathing the love of my life is not breathing YOU GOTTA SAVE MY BABY!!!!!

[@stepstoleaps]

This killed me 😆😂.

[@tonybehere7792]

Rochelle-The Bajan Stroke Survivor it almost killed her👀

[@tme41620]

😂 😂 😂 That's what got ME

[@yelitzae.hernandez7258]

Natalie I've been looking for this comment

[@dr.s.choudhury8089]

Peele is so convincing as a woman! Unbelievable!

[@kofi699]

"Sir may I remind you that you have not spoken a word to this woman" 😂

[@Beserker2311]

"Is she responsive?" "No she ded" Roll credits*

[@niijigod3864]

Haha

[@flygod.]

You attended Cinemasins school eh?

[@amanuel_23]

@@flygod. yeah I do

[@Beserker2311]

@@flygod. u Canadian eh?

[@flygod.]

@@Beserker2311 no eh?

[@iv7lifestyleacademy]

“Yeah, girl...get you some...shoot.”

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂

[@Thislibralovesmoney]

😂😂

[@gwendolynsibanda7987]

😂😂😂

[@Karll541]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@kingbt414]

what key gets: "um thats irrelevant" what the other girl gets:"yeah gurl get you some💅🏾"

[@duolingoowl8294]

only after knowing he was into her

[@yaffegreen6870]

Me: sees Peele dressed as a women and expect him to be pulling his usual BS Peele: Is the only logical person in the skit💀

[@GrubKiller436]

At the end too though? lol

[@omawumiadokpaye6628]

Shocked the hell out of me too lol

[@noahross3642]

Lol

[@taddypatty7923]

at the end

[@cynthial.j.3789]

Me tooooo hahaha wanted him to bitch so bad

[@lorre6596]

"is she responsive?" "no she's not responsive, she's beautiful" "that is not relevant to the emergency"

[@helmandkhan837]

YAH WE ALSO WATCHED THE VIDEO AND HEARD THAT!

[@lorre6596]

@@helmandkhan837 lol I just wanna say it again cause it makes me laugh.

[@Ronin-kk4bt]

Lol

[@HigherDarkness]

Ah yes, another comment quoting what everybody heard

[@bestleesinna7702]

ISN'T IT?! BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE DESERVE TO LIVE!

[@dakotadedreu1451]

When he screams, " you gotta save my baby!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Gunashev]

My like is 600th. Just saying...

[@ShadowGeo117]

@@Gunashev ok well my like is number 675. Suck on that.

[@user-ct6rk9zq6h]

In 698th._.

[@tophstwin3252]

My like is 777th

[@principalmcvicker6530]

784th

[@flewkisdead]

Plot twist: Once they are married, only one of them can stay conscious at any given moment.

[@yameteonii-chan7113]

Editor: How many effects do you want? Director: Yes

[@smuk123]

Lol

[@mysticalmisfit1332]

🤣🤣

[@taylorelberg4515]

@@mysticalmisfit1332 I feel this with every bone in my body. lmao.

[@ASESAN]

but those were perfect

[@kimberlyjackson7657]

LMAO This comment wins

[@KayLuvSpngBob]

The romantic music that plays every time he came in contact with her 😂😂😂😂

[@Ronin-kk4bt]

Its makes it more dramatic 😂

[@KayLuvSpngBob]

Ronin 90 right 😅

[@REX-iw9qr]

Indian vibes🤣

[@TraumaER]

@@KayLuvSpngBob no True Romance or another 1990s action romance movie.

[@KayLuvSpngBob]

TraumaER 😂

[@DevyanshBahri]

I ACTUALLY HAVEN’T SEEN THIS ONE

[@futureshaman83]

Me. Neither 😁

[@louieallison6703]

Maybe because it came out 10 mins ago

[@Spideylife]

Louie Allison these are re-uploads

[@jared338]

Are some of these new?

[@croc313]

Louie Allison bet you feel some type of way now lol

[@adamnielson42]

That ending was actually so cute!

[@asresbenayalew3092]

"There's an attractive, confident, well-to-do black man. He just passed out right here on the street."

[@erikjj235]

I've seen your profile Pic before. Who is that person?

[@asresbenayalew3092]

@@erikjj235 It's me. Who did you think it was?

[@ciarrajohnson3849]

He probably passed out AFTER SEEING HER😁😁😁That’s KD Aubert❤️❤️

[@linziRyan1965]

Asres Benayalew okay listen ma’am I’m gonna need you to marry him

[@linziRyan1965]

Ashley ashley same!

[@kingson4112]

"Sir, may I remind you that you have not spoken a word to this woman." My brain when I see my crush.

[@devildogentertainment4904]

LOL

[@NXC97]

Ain't that the truth 😁

[@kingson4112]

@@NXC97 Most true statement I've ever made.

[@miyavime2]

💀💀💀💀

[@josephhoward9631]

If only this random girl I saw on Instagram replied to *my* message about how cute she is and ignored all the other messages from other guys saying the exact same thing, then she'd realize we're perfect for each other!

[@raymoten2421]

There was no reason for him to be a girl, hes just way to good at being a girl so they had to do it lol

[@thedunyadoneya2628]

There kinda was though. Like the feminist pirate sketch, they're showing the different standards applied when men and women are in the same situation.

[@LordPrometheous]

@@thedunyadoneya2628 Yeah, but mainly because he looks like a woman when he's made up. LMAO.

[@DankoleClouds]

The sassy black woman closing line is why he had to be a woman.

[@Datatwunk]

And thats the reason

[@bismuthcrystal9658]

@@DankoleClouds Coulda been a sassy gay guy. But yeah. Why not a woman.

[@miap]

I don't know why but this is my favorite skit by them and I keep coming back to watch it 😂😂 I love how the camera pans around Peele the entire time 🤣🤣

[@adanflowers7047]

“Sir this is the only time you can put your mouth on an unconscious woman”

[@callmek4]

😂😂😂

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

Never really thought about that before...anybody out there looking for a lifeguard?

[@rucoystj1673]

Order of God: “God>Christ>Man>Woman>Children” but today that order is broken so all hell is broken loose unto the world. This is our last century..

[@thaistick2412]

Rucoy's TJ well, if what you stated is true then we have been committed incest since the day Adam and Eve. after all, god only created Adam and Eve, yet here we are 7+ billions ......so I have to wonder.....is incest is a thing in your religion? 😂

[@fredjohnston1701]

thai stick Don’t forget that logically, Noah’s children could have one generation of children with their wives before everyone had to resort to incest, so technically, according to Christianity, the world was populated by incest twice. Also, nobody likes religious spam, so get outta here, Rucoy’s TJ.

[@joeanjr]

“yea girl get u some” i died😂😂😂

[@mercedeslloyd5109]

"YOU GOTTA SAVE MY BABY!" part had me weak🤣

[@cleverasian3375]

Mercedes Lloyd Hi Mercedes lol 😻☺️ maybe you can be mine some weird way one day somehow like in this video 😉xDD.. haha ur Very pretty btw hmu?😁

[@ggkizzy]

Clever Asian 💀chill fam

[@LordVader1094]

@@cleverasian3375 You aren't living up to your name.

[@pieopolis2424]

Let him shoot his shot yall

[@djbobster4112]

Clever Asian ok

[@davidjones2102]

"'The love of my life is not breathing. YOU GOTTA SAVE MY BABY!!" Lol!!

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

“I need you to see if she’s breathing.....stay on track” I like how the operator knew it was happening again before he said anything lol

[@m.jailam8861]

"she's not breathing" "SAVE MY BABYYY!!" *lol wut*

[@vinsplosion5995]

That shit was so funny, I died, laughed, farted, and nutted all at the same time.

[@007soctopussy7]

@@vinsplosion5995 AAaaauuuuhggggghhhhhhh

[@jalliammartinez15]

OMG YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME AS ME!

[@ChocoTacoh]

🤣🤣🤣

[@vn9574]

@@jalliammartinez15 he is jailam (Jay-Lam). And you are jalliam (Jay-liam).

[@BaddiegalofMoon]

The perfect love story doesn't exist Key and Peele: hold the phone

[@GreezyG74G]

You're cutee

[@user-ct6rk9zq6h]

Lmao

[@MaxP374]

OmG there she is! I cant ______.

[@youtubecensorspeace1874]

Key and Peele: Now give the phone back we need it for this skit.

[@pankaj90mech]

😂😂😂😂

[@InsaneArena]

The variety this duo has is extraordinary man. I bet no other actor can do sketches like them.

[@zache.2166]

Operator: Sir is she responsive? Guy: She is beautiful.

[@MultiCardsfan1]

_gacha_kitty_ That is not relevant to this emergency sir

[@thinblacknoodles]

My wife is not breathing!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@corrinjade3973]

_gacha_kitty_ she was very beautiful

[@baoanhtruong4350]

at first i was like: "She has a pulse, but she's the type of girl that doesnt need it." lol

Lol that was good 😂

[@baoanhtruong4350]

listen to the part where she asked him abt the woman's pulse again. now cross the makeup thingy out lmao

[@baoanhtruong4350]

Well, am i glad to have you join us on the "i get this" team lol

[@onkelpappkov2666]

"Confident man." Man lies there, passed out. :D

[@HUNKragor]

Yeah that's the joke Hella funny

[@scifilmmaking]

Confidently passed out

[@redes9529]

Do you have enough confidence to just pass out next to a pretty unconscious woman in the middle of the side walk cause I know I’m not at that level of confidence yet

[@femwynn6292]

@@scifilmmaking he just had this glow to him that felt like everything in his life was just....gravy.

[@ygolohcysp8755]

I’m confident between sun down and sun rise. That is also the time you will find me asleep

[@solarcowgirl]

the way this isn't even a parody it's just every Bollywood movie e v e r-

[@tamdoll3823]

“Looks like my wife is not breathing, you gotta save my baby!!!! “ 💀💀💀💀

[@cassandramartinez7050]

😂😂😂😂

[@ibbeubbe1894]

"The love of my life is not breathing?

[@mojojojo4865]

"That is not relevant to this emergency" - Mojo JoJo

[@growthdevelopement9237]

Mojo Jojo "my Name Is MOJO JOJO!" 😂😂😂 classiiiiic

[@thewomanofglory]

LMBO😅

[@latiolaisgradnigo]

DEAD!

[@violettepetals9931]

it's Moooojo JOJO! 😂

[@HatCreature]

Jordan just nailed this role as the operator lol I don't even see Jordan XD

[@Ronin-kk4bt]

Brilliant acting

[@alephnull4044]

Took me quite a while to even notice that it was Jordan. He plays women so convincingly it's scary.

[@notpinky9259]

I burst out laughing those fake boobs like damn he play a convincing role of a women

[@NicoleOlivia]

Omg I don’t know what I’m laughing at the hardest, between the camera spinning, the dramatic music, or the fact they are both falling in love with each other’s unconscious bodies 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@samsays8644]

I'm a simple woman. I see Peele dressed as a woman in the thumbnail, I click.

[@taylorcribb6193]

Dang David 😡!! And samsays I 100%agree

[@TrumpsEarBandage]

Make me a sandwich!!

[@KumaBean]

I'm a simple man, I went to school on the special bus, 😭

[@ravenparker1050]

@@KumaBean Hello 911? An attractive confident short bus shawty just passed out in the middle of the sidewalk. What should I do?

[@KumaBean]

Raven Parker Lmao

[@teamsami123]

Lean back, “Yeah girl, get you some” 😂

[@Be1smaht]

Hes so good at this

[@hammadali594]

Jordan makes such a believable girl. I forgot he was a guy for a second there.

[@StefunnyStrange]

When I'm watching the Meegan skits I always gotta remind myself that it's Jordan 🤣🤣

[@greenghost7907]

Watch out, Tyler Perry. Meegan vs Madea would be hilarious

[@theshayla3826]

Damn I said the same thing 😂

[@kilichappell]

FoxRcng708 shut up

[@jaylin4eva]

always!!!!

[@aishwaarykumar7310]

This had the most satisfying ending of any key & peele episode

[@skefsongames]

"This is the only time its acceptable to put your lips on an unconscious woman"

[@anisah2066]

NOT IN MY BOOK

[@chrisa2612]

@@anisah2066 FBI wants to know your location

[@basementtunes]

@M. Nurhaikal and thank you for taking the time to go to each comment and thank them for the subtitles....

[@408SPLKINGS]

No Cosby no.

[@bigbanktai8204]

How people sound when they say they fell in love with someone online but has never seen them 😂

[@positivevibes5364]

Lol yup

[@mj-yo7vt]

Everyone on catfish

[@Caramel9487]

Or “it was love at first site.” 🙄😒😩😂

[@fatmah5164]

i feel attacked

[@nathanmalik1697]

Keyword: Fell

[@plantainchips]

“The love of my life is not breathing. You got to save my baby!” 😂😂😂😂😂