The A-Z of Dan (Behind the scenes of the TABINOF Audiobook!)

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[@BaskingintheAmbiance]

Phil is loosing parts of his innocence with every video I s2g

[@BaskingintheAmbiance]

Js

[@stellamccloy3790]

yes

[@jersienicole2676]

tru

[@demonspawn4796]

yes

[@Masogynie]

exactly what i thought omg

[@HesitantBear]

running away from responsibilities is me

[@jaya9298]

"Oops" is me.

[@saturn9203]

Ugh is me

[@rentok1739]

+hesitant meme 'Ugh' is my life

[@phanicatthedilsco392]

same

[@robinspiller5607]

procrastination or winking inappropriately

[@Julia-ov8fu]

When Phil said "W" in his weird molester voice I immediately thought of "yeah, you like that Katy?" IF YOU GET THIS JOKE I LOVE YOU.

[@mariahjackson2386]

THE PHOTO BOOTH CHALLENGE REFERENCE

[@melonpie33]

Omigosh

[@luvconnies]

PHOTOBOOTH CHALLENGE YES

[@LiraDraculea]

and then Dan "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?

[@twicetism]

PHOTOBOOTH CHALLENGE

[@briettapolly5030]

I like how they're arguing over the alphabet😂

[@avaiplier6783]

Doot

[@sugz6072]

dont doot craft ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@sugz6072]

Shadow Foxx ikr

[@heybuddyyouinlondon7788]

DOOT

[@jxshouto5879]

😂😂👌

[@cupkate243]

And now we wait until next years video.

[@alyssamyers7497]

Truest thing ever

[@cain2330]

accurate asf

[@itzsassykat8499]

lol

[@danisnotinteresting]

+cupkate should i have brought a cake idk

[@alyssamyers7497]

+danisnotinteresting um excuse me dan

[@hollywelb2999]

They better keep all that in😂

[@jobybondmusic]

They didn't soz spoilers

[@lilyfrie5352]

+Jobylovesgaga hello beautiful

[@sunstripe85]

+Margaret Sawyer They had other things, though :) There's still a bit of bant in the A-Z sections, I think in both of theirs, so it's still funny. I'm not giving spoilers on what they said.

[@michellehinds7012]

they only kept some of it

[@lol-yy6rq]

+Holly Welb better out than in i always say (i am so sorry pls dont kill me)

[@seventeenbees652]

I really hoped P would be Phil

[@sarinnag9384]

SAME

[@bellasessoms7081]

Or Phan💕

[@marsha2313]

+Bella Sessoms lol

[@augusts8978]

lmao

[@samissometimesnice195]

Yeah, that would be cute :D!!

[@lizziegiorgberidze9887]

I wanted L to be Literally

[@lizziegiorgberidze9887]

And w would be whisk

[@stanloona5878]

YAS

[@emilyvelarde384]

I was really disappointed when neither of them had Dil as D

[@lillyvoysey5340]

+Tabitha Howlter Tabitha! I thought you were meant to be buying wedding things!

[@ibukisdoritos7857]

I wanted L to be L

[@1987Marineta]

"click here to subscribe for new side chanel videos every day hahahahahahhahahaha" this is the quality sense of humour i subscribed for

[@elisevanpelt5510]

Change day to year and then you've got it XD

[@sunstripe85]

+Marina Romero the funniest thing is, since I follow all their channels I didn't even notice this was on their side channels until you said that and then it made me laugh

[@rafa-kt5br]

+Marina Romero "hope you're having a lovely evening gentle viewers" "GENTLE VIEWERS" yup cuz the phandom is gentle af

[@isabellamungal2860]

LMAO, I LOVE THIS 😂

[@BubbleGizmo]

Don't record audiobooks CRAFT

[@anatheathen]

+Bubble Gizmo i refuse to click "Read more"

[@hightimehightide]

But but they must

[@ShelbySeng]

+Bubble Gizmo Screen Hi-5

[@wowjennawow]

+Bubble Gizmo you tried

[@ItsCammiMe]

no

[@SN-sw5dt]

U = Ugh same

[@emilijaradic4690]

I relate to every. single. word.

[@dexteritythewolf2965]

I mainly represent darkness tbh

[@kimiisphanickingatthedisco342]

Dexterity The Wolf Says the girl with a puppy in her profile picture 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dexteritythewolf2965]

Kimi Is Phanicking! At The Disco Thats been there for a while, plus it's my sister's poster

[@strangerbeans2686]

oddly me too

[@flowerboy1925]

Emilija Radic same

[@ekayfray]

Phil messed up the alphabet I am Phil Phil is me

[@wowjennawow]

we are one

[@ekayfray]

WowJennaWow Yes

[@kirakruegler6147]

ikr

[@sw33tmichi56]

Same

[@PhobeBarrymore]

I misspelled my name once.

[@freyahurley6340]

remember when you said you'd post here once a week? you're such a comedian

[@Idontknow-xt6iz]

😂

[@SophiePeriwinkle]

lol

[@valentinamonsalve1833]

that our son right?

[@kayleighwales5964]

dan is so funny haha

[@nymphie6358]

Danisnotalwaystruthful

[@andreanelson4612]

did anyone notice it sounds like when he said 'H' it sounded like he said "hate"

[@evad2180]

yeah! I thought that too

[@adiam7336]

That's how they pronounce it my cousins live in London and they pronounce it like that too 😂

[@liyah7867]

to me it sounded like "hatech"

[@Iliketurtles-yh9uf]

That's how we normally say it xD heich

[@emmax8333]

It's how some people say H (ach) that say haich which is awful and I hate it.

[@lizettenava3721]

there needs to be a reading of Dan's dream journal.

[@urmycat99]

BECAUSE NO ONE CAN READ HIS HANDWRITING

[@gh0stliboii620]

There is one

[@hoelywonu6669]

Agreed 😂

[@dontblamemee2608]

I agree with this statement -_-

[@patdfan7997]

LizetteWeirdKid there is one u need to get the full audio book i had it ☺ive heard it he dosent read all of it though

[@Kendo47Wowgeek]

I think that when making audio books like this there should be two versions made. one is the normal perfect reading of the book and the other is the unedited version. all the bloopers. all the random commentary.

[@abbie9882]

YES. YES x100000. GET SOMEONE ON THIS. STAT.

[@amysaysbye]

+Abbie Ballak your profile picture tho

[@Emma-vc3ri]

but everyone would want the blooper one

[@user-ny9ss9dv1i]

OMG YESS

[@rosckyy]

sneaky meme at the very end

[@porcelainpig5652]

doot.

[@hi-vj9dy]

doot and phoot

[@theastarkey9319]

The Doot Howell support group

[@spammaam729]

+roscky thank god. i thought i was the only one

[@blackangel570]

+Thea Stark HE IS MY HERO

[@davinamoreno9544]

Phil: "Wwwww" Me: "Phil sounds like a moLESTER!!"

[@hollowmoth]

🌚

[@mollysollo4617]

Drizzy Dre no.

[@fayemason6032]

Eliza Schuyler YOU LIKE THAT KATY

[@llyisnotonfire7723]

Ma names Phil Lester thankfully not moe

[@SilverFlameDeeptiShanbhag]

N = numBER ONE PHIL trASH

[@lpsgiggletv5659]

Deepti Shanbhag comment disliked

[@amazingadrien]

yES

[@fruitpunchthekitty125]

fuckin yes

[@renu0091]

Deepti Shanbhag P = pHiL tRASH NUMBER ONE

[@lukahordijk2948]

Welp, that's the video for this year

[@amazingme2376]

this is actually so true that it hurts..

[@basicloser4880]

Best 1 min and 52 seconds of my life tbh

[@oliviarose2944]

I laughed and then I cried

[@meganlourens9687]

+Olivia Rose don't cry, craft.

[@wowjennawow]

Megan Lourens goodbye

[@lewlavabra6811]

"D ?" "Darkness" me : *SPN feels explosion* tHE DARKNESSSSSSSSS

[@suazim1494]

+Lewlav Abra IKR?? I was like oMG!!!

[@Lule1419eLuan]

+Lewlav Abra I was hoping to see this on the coments, thanks! hahahah

[@lewlavabra6811]

The SPN fandom is here !!! :D WE SHALL RISE AND CONQUER THIS EARTH but can we please talk about THE GOD DAMN CAGE OMG

[@mariakaber1783]

SPN FANDOM UNITE!!!

[@suazim1494]

Lewlav Abra YES!!!! THE CAGE!!! omg! I want Luci back RIGHT now !!

[@lilacdrawz9993]

I keep getting SHAVING ADS when I watch Dan and Phil

[@lilacdrawz9993]

***** BWAHAHA

[@Chilidog02]

+Tori and True lmao

[@snowylily]

+amazingphanistotallynotonfire same omgg xD

[@devonlopez3175]

+Tori and True #rubberupfordan

[@flygonical3931]

I keep getting shampoo ads in French??

[@yikesssannie5781]

Dan=opps Me=Hi

[@adagjerding686]

Oh my gosh, ur name😶😂😂

[@emmao1147]

*me trying to tell if that was a Larry reference or not* O.o

[@yikesssannie5781]

+USE YØUR GLUTES ! YOUR NAME IS AMAZING

[@devonlopez3175]

i love your name omg

[@sushirat5696]

YOUR USERNAME IS GOALS

[@bananasface2302]

why does phil have a bucket of water?

[@joshjw9107]

They'll have to read half the book each and it will be to drink so they don't have to keep leaving the room to get more

[@chrissy3950]

he's carrying the tears of the emo children casually plays g note

[@hightimehightide]

Cuz dans mum

[@bananasface2302]

Kailyn Dooley Because why else?

[@esotericagivesmeawilltoliv3969]

+Chrissy :3 no you cannot casually do that GET OUT

[@anjawee__]

the phandom doesnt even need to worry about other people spoiling tabinof for us they themselves spoil everything gr8 dan gr8 phil thank v much

[@valentinamonsalve1833]

ikr

[@malihahakim9270]

I s2g ..

[@camilaahhhh]

so they are selling tabinof at my school book fair and I snatched it up so fast lollllllll

[@chloenetta9047]

Your school is cool af

[@jonahtheking9451]

Mia Ricø Mine was too but I already have it... funny story I got it out in the library to show my friend I actually did own it and walked out of the book fair with it still in my hand and they thought I stole it

[@amberjohnson2010]

Mia Ricø send it to me? obvious that I joking but I do really Waant iiittt

[@ironicchroniclesic4910]

Mia Ricø same I BOUGHT ONE SO FAST

[@therealkellinquann6914]

Mia Ricø seriously thats so cool

[@CortisALL]

i thought m would be 'microwave'

[@deirdre7419]

lmao yeah gr8 reference there

[@mistflower5945]

I legit read that in Dan's voice.. Sister Daniel help me I have issues..

[@spencerocarroll2045]

I thought it would be macroblade

[@simplyyselena]

Mic-Ro-Wave

[@Flynn_777]

Lmao yes this makes me sad they didn't put that in

[@TheHipsterShow020]

the w argument gives me life

[@silvernewman47]

+Gabrielle Ostrich I was looking for this comment.

[@dandeliondunmer3637]

+Gabrielle Ostrich I know dan is like I didn't come here to be turned on .. I feel so attacked right now

[@HugsFromMaya]

And now we begin the wait for next year's video!

[@ShannynBourke]

Zips in unconventional placesDid you mean Kpop?

[@Jasmine-rs3to]

I'm dying xD

[@artsyebonyrose]

Omg xD

[@agtz1710]

Just yes.

[@moshlingzoo]

+Athziri Gutierrez Hetalia :D

[@tgnw6899]

Oh god.

[@kayla-nx7el]

And every word Dan just said was DAN LANGUAGE

[@jazmingonzalez2468]

I'm jealous of dans hair

[@cheyennepickles5744]

+Jazzmine Gonzalez *envious. :D l-/

[@amirah777]

Same smh 😂

[@ilikecoucheswithpinkcats4811]

+Cheyenne Pickles |-/fren

[@danisnotonchairs935]

I relate to most of this apart from tallness 😂😂

[@renate4997]

Omg your name I'm dead

[@wommiez]

I actually relate to the tallness one too so yeah, I relate to pretty much everything he said xD

[@detdggs8859]

Danisnotonchairs yaaaaas I can't believe I just said Yas 😂😂

[@claregriffin2997]

I see u everywhere lol

[@rojones4331]

"That's how everyone says 'w'! It's a sensual letter!" -AmazingPhil 2015 When will he stop.

[@adelina.hajrizi]

this cutie said hugs for h, i want to fight him

[@1georgiaw]

this saved me

[@lewlavabra6811]

+1georgia it saved all of us

[@EmiliebEmilie]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!! YOU'RE THE REASON I LOOSE SLEEP! IM FUCKING BINGING ALL YOUR VIDEOS!

[@socorrocristuta9452]

GEORGIAAAAAA! c:

[@shreeyaacharya]

+1georgia Hold on, are you the person, who has a fanpage dedicated to Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, and series like that? Because, I think you introduced me to them THANK YOU SO MUCH, I LOVE YOU, AND I HOPE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! XD

[@stophidingitawayphan3364]

+1georgia OMFG GEORGIIIIIIIIIIIA!!!

[@k3llyfish]

will someone please tell me how in the actual fuck dan's video has more views than phil's when they're literally doing the same thing in each video? i will never understand how dan has SO MANY more subscribers...like i could understand a certain amount but there are apparently 2 million people in the world that watch dan but not phil. how?

[@oxymoronicray8462]

One of life's mysteries I'm afraid :(

[@jaydenjohnson3407]

Some people are mysteries

[@abbyelizabeth471]

Yeah and Phil has been doing KZbin longer

[@lilliematthews7922]

+k3llyfish I can understand for their main channels, but for the side channels? I mean, Dan uploads only one or two videos a year here. Why would you even subscribe if you're not a massive fan? And if you are a massive fan of Dan, wouldn't you want to subscribe to Phil's channels, even if for no other reason than to see more of Dan?

[@aleana3384]

i noticed that //:

[@arianafiggins1251]

this was uploaded on my birthday...nd i didnt even know them. I regret life

[@shelby8753]

I totally get how you feel. They uploaded the Making of their book 5 days after my birthday last year😭.

[@tgirlberra]

I can't believe Dan said 'more food' instead of memes for m

[@ariellan1126]

JUST REALISED DANANDPHILCRAFTS WASNT INCLUDED IN THE BOOK

[@lonkero0]

OMG TRUE

[@peachrei]

Why is Dan's pop filter on the wrong side of the mic 😂

[@ChunkyBunny2]

+RawrsomeRachael There's two

[@RockerGirl9161]

+LillBoo phil's second one is pushed off to the side for some reason

[@psycmajor]

I think it's so that when you wear headphones, Dan will be in one ear and Phil will be in the other. idk just a guess

[@peachrei]

Christy Tan No, pop filters don't affect the side of the ear you're heard in... And I've got the audiobook, there's no pan for either voice.

[@peachrei]

+ChunkyBunny2 Oh dear... I'm blind. (But then why is there two?)

[@notraenelele3109]

They had the most unneccassary arguement about him saying the letter X lol

[@gabrielles.496]

Phil puts the Lester in molester when he says "W"

[@evie5375]

omg i pulled a dan and fell off my chair when i read this now my face hurts cause i dropped my laptop on my head

[@gabrielles.496]

evie yes-like-the-pokemon oh my god! Sorry! 😂😂

[@evie5375]

😂😂😂

[@pipersimpson3893]

Gaby s. if his name was Moe he would be a moelester

[@_karlavane_]

A video a year on Danisnotinteresting yes, that is what I signed up for

[@AutumnFreeman]

I'm very disappointing Dan didn't say "Meme" for M

[@soniaf.r.7195]

I never thought the letter x would make me laugh so much.

[@Dani-eu6cq]

69k likes 69 dislikes 👌

[@almightyponicoy5208]

This is the only reason ever why I would sign up to audible

[@SophiePeriwinkle]

Same

[@clover4202]

Are we not going to talk about how dan's h was hugs?

[@ravensteward40]

festive Dan and Phil meme trash I'll hug him 😁

[@doge9984]

Derick the sad dimple no because it's not wrong to like hugs even for dan or phil 😒 well that's what I think

[@clover4202]

Jasmine Mora thats not what i mean. I just think that its really adorable 😊

[@doge9984]

Derick the sad dimple oh! I'm sorry well I guess it is adorable for a guy to like hugs not much guys like to admit that

[@dannatincher7980]

P needs to be Phil!!!!

[@chloemason6204]

these sum up their personalities so well tho Phil is like AW YEAH UNDERWATER ROLLERCOASTER!! TAMAGOTCHI!! and dan is like ugh, darkness

[@jessicatressler4009]

wait.............. do British people pronounce Z like zed?

[@Lena-ep8sw]

ikr how did i just notice this lol

[@kayleighleitch7037]

I'm British and YESS we do

[@stuffwithsoph8264]

Well we do that in Canada too.

[@danielleli3824]

Only americains pronounce it zee

[@et3930]

here in Finland we pronounce z like "zeta" or "zet" which is v close to the british "zed" so... you americans are the only ones pronouncing it as "zee"

[@thebravestwere]

why 'more food' over 'muse'? disappoint

[@Lucrezia-gv1gy]

food is important

[@sunshinechuu6711]

+Susan Bailey phil has muse for m tho

[@harmonywallin9580]

or my chemical romance

[@wowjennawow]

+Harmony Wallin too sOON

[@harmonywallin9580]

IM SORRY IM SORRY

[@mychemicalromancex8908]

K = Kiss Phil

[@amazingadrien]

P=PHIL IS MY DADDY

[@a.nonymous7095]

F = fu.. phil

[@Kokola-qh9wp]

is it strange if mine and Dan's A-Z is the same?!

[@hayleym652]

YESSSSS EARLY CLUB

[@ftdtnar]

WOOO

[@karlisamcgee953]

YESSS

[@chrissy3950]

Welcome to the Early Club. Would you like a free pony, a bag of illuminati or emotional fanfiction?

[@hayleym652]

Chrissy :3 ALL OF THE ABOVE

[@jersienicole2676]

YEAH WHOO

[@elisag7084]

Dans like "oh my god Phil stop being such a dork"

[@freehugs3363]

Idk why but him saying ‘hugs’ is rlly cute to me!

[@heyadea]

Dan criticizing Phil's 'underwater rollercoaster' when his was just 'ugh'. lol 😂😂

[@KirstenRietveld]

HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS BUT BETTER! SO MANY VIDEOS.

[@zoesherlock]

danisnotinteresting and lessamazingphil video on the same day my mind is blown!

[@user-kt4uz2bc9k]

I can't even imagine how hard was the whole writing thing for you. So many details and interesting notes❤️❤️❤️Read it, love it, pray for it🙏🏻❤️

[@AnnaliseNightcore]

Every time I click a Dan and/or Phil video, I get ads for period. Lucky me.

[@IzzyInkpen]

i get the impression that the vast majority of this recording was dan being 200% done with Phil

[@sxfthao]

I'm here so early woooow

[@timemil5]

Random toast!!!

[@Itspavi98]

I can listen to Dan's voice all day every day. 💕💕💕✨

[@marigriffiths458]

is it weird that i loved every second of this? including the none consensual ear whispering

[@joeqvn]

WOW AN ACTUAL VIDEO

[@asiafayth]

the way dan looks at phil is the way I want my husband to look at me...

[@StripesAndHearts]

they're BOTH SO ADORABLE HERE OMG ALSO DANS READING VOICE HNNG

[@okbangtans8223]

w should have been whisks smh

[@sharonthomas7771]

I didn't even know that he knew the password congrats dan

[@taylorhayman2921]

THIs IS SO CUTE FIRST A LIVESHOW NO THIS LET ME LIVE

[@flocowley432]

i am so incredibly excited for 2016's video

[@calychameleon8290]

W is a sensual letter! ~Phil Also I am internally squealing over the fact that Dan said H was hugs!

[@sporkboy7380]

THE WILD AMAZING PHIL USED "ZED" THE AMERICAN IS CONFUSED! THE AMERICAN HURT ITSELF IN ITS CONFUSION! ^me

[@crooked9810]

i know, right

[@rebeccakalapala]

I WASNT PREPARED

[@cookiewolves1630]

Oh my gooood. I can't wait until the next vid. Takes so looooooonv

[@taurietindall415]

MY COPY COMES IN THE MAIL TOMORROW! I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!

[@carac4684]

I like how he says running away from responsibility instead of RADIO ONE JESUS CHRIST DAN

[@carac4684]

or winking inappropriately instead of WHISKERS

[@starlightbecca]

IM GETTING THE AUDIO BOOK FOR CHRISTMAS PLUS TABINOF PLUS PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING FROM DANANDPHILSHOP OMG IM SO EXCITIED!! PLUS I WENT TO TATINOF ON THE EXTRA UK DATE IN LONDON OMG WAIT - let me have an existential crisis for a moment. . .existential crisis over and here is what I have come up with: okay, now I realise that whilst there are many, MANY people who are luckier than me and have ACTUALLY MET DAN AND PHIL, there are also many, MANY people who just have to be satisfied with the fact that Dan and Phil are alive because all that those people can do is see Dan and Phil on their electronic device screens and they (the people) probably have limited merch. Y'know, if I was rich enough, I would really want to give a slice of happiness to every single member of the Phandom because everyone deserves happiness. But unfortunately, I am not rich enough, so to all of the members of the Phandom whom are relying on their electronic devices to see Dan and Phil, I really hope that you find all the happiness you need though your screens, because really, you don't need all of that extra stuff to be happy - in fact, I kinda wish that I'm not getting all of that stuff for Christmas now (no offence...) because I feel so guilty for the members of the Phandom who will never have these things. I'm sorry :( I feel bad now... but I hope that Dan and Phil continue giving you the happiness that you need xxx

[@jackienguyen345]

When dan is pretty much your nonexistent soul. My soul relate to everything Dan said on a spiritual level

[@miaforeman6877]

Love both of your videos!😘😜

[@YumexShibosha]

Why was W not "Way more food"? Im disappointed

[@freyahurley6340]

no it should of been whisks

[@obiwans]

+freya hurley 69 likes ooo

[@miitsuriibb]

I love how they say z as zed and h as hache but it's their accent so :")

[@riaaa6921]

How do you say h

[@miitsuriibb]

+Troyeblemaker4eva Sivan Well I'm american, so I pronounce it, well like an American, and idk how to spell how I say it 😕

[@rileys.4169]

Instead of hache Americans say aych, like aye-ch

[@sophia1elena]

I Love the Audio book, there is something about people telling stories in a casual interactive way that makes me so relaxed and less anxious. So yeah listened to it twice already in two days... I swear I'm not a creep it just really helps me with anxiety :)

[@30secondstomarslyric]

Their voices are so deep I love it

[@AlexB-cd8jp]

I was literally just talking about how Dan hasn't uploaded and bam um okay

[@sofielacombe3709]

Do I need headphones for this to sound cool????

[@EmmaOrtega20]

+Sofie L. nope, it's a regular video

[@sofielacombe3709]

+Emma Ortega thank you haha

[@caniget200subswithnoconten8]

That was wonderful

[@jamie8774]

The way Dan said "ugh" is the reasons I live

[@giharagallage2445]

Phil: O Dan: Oops Phil: P Me: PHI- Oh.

[@isabellanebs22]

"it's a sensual letter" I s2g

[@tsunderecamour]

oml the way Phil says H and Z kills me! it is so adorable!

[@Britt-iv4dw]

Oh comon, Dan. You should have let Phil have some fun with the letters. Everyone loves a mysterious sounding X, lol. Congratulations on your book!

[@rebecca8836]

am I the only one that tried to guess what he was gonna say haha

[@artbyfreddiexx]

W - whisk

[@poppyyates1250]

my heart melted when he said hugs ^_^

[@stophidingitawayphan3364]

I LOVE HOW DAN SAYS UGH