WHAT IS WRONG WITH HUMANITY?! - Dan vs. Phil: Google Feud

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[@signalred540]

"So you know all my secrets." except the one you toLD TYLER OAKLEY

[@cupcakewithouttheicing]

Omg. Don't remind me

[@melissa-.]

OMG

[@Qoalatea]

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

[@alliepaige6442]

sophieloafy89 WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP!!! NOW I WANT TO KNOW AGAIN 😂😂

[@nomcat8827]

Thats what i was kinda thinking

[@LijGilmourHello]

can we talk about both of the fabulous shirts in this video tho

[@gbusiness2609]

yes indeed

[@lijgilmour]

so nice right

[@Joe-wo7or]

Lij Gilmour they already did.

[@ifeelspecial1236]

"oh my god how do you spell philosopher" says Phil who has an english degree

[@mesmer-eyes2721]

*phil*osopher

[@yangyonder2580]

Phil-osopher sorry I am just gonna leave now

[@thatslitdog6781]

Yang Yonder STAY PLEASE STAYYYYYY

[@symetricallygreen8016]

My gender is ATTACK HELICOPTER IF YOU PAY YOU CAN STAY!!! Sorry I'll leave

[@musicalsmabel6299]

Symetrically Green Hamilton references

[@libby1520]

he protecc he attacc but most importantly he ain’t wearing blacc

[@jas8288]

4:22 Is nobody gonna talk about that?

[@aut2be]

Jas L THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@sydneenichols4175]

Jas L LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT

[@castheangel9867]

Jas L and we know one ;)

[@ashleton]

OMG HAI STARLIGHT 😆

[@lias2880]

Jas L SAME I SCREAMED

[@quinnibunni]

Phil:Harry Potter and the chamber of... Dan:kinks Phil:secrets

[@4dgreentea]

Quinn Melody balls

[@benbowo3169]

Tea Elephant Confetti how do I know dan said that but I can't remember when or why he did..

[@fitzdilllore22]

Quinn Melody old people smell

[@4dgreentea]

The "cards against humanity" collab with Tyler Oakley

[@sarahjanehall6158]

fitzdillore22 I was about to say that XD

[@Echos.Art.Corner]

I love how the 'Dan vs Phil' just slowly became unintelligible speech.

[@shanksandtanks240]

GamerGirl same

[@mckayla1609]

:')

[@hosseokjin8685]

*cries*

[@eh-vuh-lin9048]

@Jessie Jenkins you- you really just- wOw, that hurts.

[@norysnorys7185]

@Jessie Jenkins Oof- ow, that hit too close.

[@gc0re112]

Phil: where can I buy .....human babies Me: isn't that an orphanage?

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

123. That's not buying a child, that's adoption! Big difference!

[@chickenalpaca0332]

@@zoe_murtagh_03 not really...it's just more official because it's a human and not a cat or dog.

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

chickenalpaca03. Whatever! ...

[@TojiOkano]

Zoe Murtagh Mkay, sassy pants.

[@rowan2086]

Zoe Murtagh Dan and Phil is emo territory, Directioner

[@Minkfang]

Maybe Phils parents brought a new goldfish everytime the previous one died

[@Marcos-wz6vz]

Alyssa Black that's a sad thought

[@amysmosquito]

properly kept goldfish can live for 30 years

[@rawrfearme8981]

like a hamster?

[@zoedmakenna]

BlueViolet GT oh fuck, not the hat fic

[@mychemicalblackveilbrides5970]

gtfo.

[@loulouhere]

Dan:"Sexy!" Phil:"Pretty" Another contrast between Dan and Phil.

[@Val-fp6fz]

True!!!

[@bluestivy9975]

right?

[@Brooke-nt6zg]

One is clean and one is dirty

[@kagayakukasa8215]

Dan searched it to impress Phil XD

[@michaelanewton6012]

LouLouHere zo true

[@janmajami2426]

Where can I buy human ___________ me: emotions

[@fandomtrashpanda350]

The cure to cancer

[@akras_a]

Me: happiness

[@yeetmeaburrito8559]

Me: companionship

[@philtrash2303]

will to live

[@flossprior1067]

Apparently the prisoner of azkaban is the least popular hp book and film and I don't understand why because it's my favourite.

[@KK-my5gw]

Lessien Tinehtelë same!

[@sarahloulaj3567]

Lessien Tinehtelë IKR

[@chloeprice7742]

Lessien Tinehtelë same

[@RachelisTheWendyBird]

Everybody I've ever asked says Prisoner of Azkaban is their favorite book/film! It's also mine!

[@nochannelherel7808]

It was my favorite

[@kat-iv4qj]

phil: what are you searching for?! me: purpose

[@hhjracha9641]

phil's dab |-/

[@eight9929]

Then you should write something, nah it might be worthless, how about you paint something, yeah it might be wordless

[@emberleemesser8382]

Pointless curses, nonsense verses, you'll see purpose start to surface. No one else is dealing with your demons, meaning maybe defeating them could be the beginning of your meaning, friend.

[@cucumber_soda]

the will to live

[@mistyminnie5922]

|-/

[@toter.korper]

how does dan - will himself to live why does phil - have a cereal fetish

[@elliefoster8019]

.

[@toter.korper]

Eleanor Foster Its was on the outro thing when you tap on there circles :\

[@sophtheloaf4095]

The Undead Killjoy hello i am half of your profile

[@juliang9256]

The Undead Killjoy 👂👀👂 👃 ✋ 👄✋

[@eternaldarkness6]

The Undead Killjoy cereal is life

[@w.mac13]

'What's wrong with Humanity' me: Every fucking thing

[@Beanzm]

the Phandom obviously

[@cerisewoodson7922]

Yes. Have you seen the news?

[@maddyreyburn6609]

Awkward and Crazy Emily Hey Language! Lol Jk it’s true 🤟🏻😱😏

[@irwinsunshine6304]

"how does dan - will himself to live" "why does phil - have a cereal fetish" _well clearly dan was in charge of the endscreen buttons_

[@ioannad1857]

dfvdfvfgb

[@manaiawatene3820]

Dan is a tumblr Phil is a -kidzbop- -Buzzfeed- -Instagram- -club penguin- cute cat vine Together, the Internet. The end

[@yourdad7669]

I Can't Count The Amount Of Fandoms I'm in *-WHAT A BEUT-*

[@manaiawatene3820]

_LexiLlama_ -throws holy water-

[@paigeg5852]

I Can't Count The Amount Of Fandoms I'm in nah people actually like Phil

[@ayonacatoriwilkie5790]

I Can't Count The Amount Of Fandoms I'm in no people like Phil.

[@dragoncatentertainment7462]

I Can't Count The Amount Of Fandoms I'm in . That name is me

[@idontknow1572]

"where can I buy...." Me: A Dan and Phil!!!!

[@iheartliz__1786]

Idon't Know A question I ask my self when I wake up.

[@reagan720]

Idon't Know meeeee

[@reagan720]

Idon't Know sameeewee

[@mayhangouts1441]

eBaeeee

[@hannahbirch8816]

Idon't Know trololololololololol

[@booksmusicmovies8862]

When Phil is wearing dark colours and Dan is in bright colours.

[@maralofficial5234]

BooksMusicMovies the universe is broken now.

[@blakelowe1300]

Dun, DUN, *DUN!!!*

[@riley8327]

when you walking

[@meeepmooof4001]

DAN DAN DANNNNNNNN

[@mysticsparkl2036]

"Where can I buy human.... friends?" Me

[@Susan-gx5ch]

~MysticSparkl~ Same

[@shomossafayat9757]

why is my goldfish... drowning?

[@purifiedsanctified]

Shomossafayat... you can actually drown a fish. Pull it backwards while its swimming,

[@andiesodini6093]

Kayla Leuthner are you talking from experience. 🙃

[@alertmacy4867]

my fish actually drowned irl, dont ask

[@marayakcovers660]

Shomossafayat lol

[@fandomtrashpanda350]

Why is my goldfish anti social and a jerk? *looks at eridan*

[@briannafreshwater2025]

Dan and Phil have hit a point where they have to play horrible games and I'm loving it

[@memeskpophavetakenmysoulpl9792]

Hi. Your username is my life.

[@sophiedellett3271]

Literal Trash I've found my twin why hello

[@smolsannie]

thatgirlwithnoconfidence i love shitty games they're the most fun to laugh at especially if you're not the one playing it

[@CielPhantomhivexSebastian]

I severely want them to play Beyond: Two Souls or The Last of Us, but it seems like they aren't into long lets plays (besides Undertale and The Sims 4).

[@dness05]

Ciel Phantomhive YEEESS I love beyond two souls!!it's such a good game

[@nxverm1nd494]

Is no one going to talk about the subscribe button captions? "How does dan....Will himself to live?" "Why does phil.... Have a cereal fetish?"

[@thomascampbell350]

Phil *pretends to die* Dan "finally"

[@twentyonediscoboys9729]

That part made me cry laughing 😂

[@Razbeariez]

Love that I can watch these two while hiding in my room, avoiding a holiday party downstairs.

[@jaimewilliams5609]

Brynley Louise same, maybe we are the same person

[@itsanna6336]

Brynley Louise I'll be doing that later

[@kittykilljy7845]

ItsAnna I'll be doing you later

[@Razbeariez]

That Random Artist 😱

[@mamacatlovestux]

ssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee

[@dandah]

13:14 dan, you should know better as to not mention hamsters. don't trigger the memories of the hat fic.

[@somecrazyfangirl2314]

Eevee AJ and every month we buy a new hamster :)

[@vega1617]

Some crazy fangirl you are evil

[@nicolehunter6046]

Some crazy fangirl Stop it-_-

[@somecrazyfangirl2314]

Tasmanian Devil I'm sorry I feel bad now 😂

[@somecrazyfangirl2314]

Nicole Hunter - Rodriguez I'm so sorry

[@conor8185]

"You're the e on the end of life." -Dan Howell

[@robyniguess5983]

The most adorable quote 👌🏻

[@makterrill6527]

Dan wants to look sexy and cool and Phil wants to look pretty

[@MelinaKhaldoun]

And swaggy

[@ioannad1857]

well they both did well

[@danafah9539]

wouldn't it be great if dan and Phil had a 5 hour live stream where they just play monopoly

[@ellahodges4066]

Quinni281 that would make my life even better

[@meghannyd_]

I would watch that 5 times

[@jaylynnchandler7879]

Quinni281 YESSSS!!

[@cathym4138]

YES!

[@zero-op6wq]

Quinni281 ah yes

[@faewhispers9547]

Petition for Dan and Phil to play twister

[@mrskitkats]

The Fantastic Foursome already played. Look it up!

[@kylie4099]

But like with who though, plus they've played it as fetuses with pj and Chris

[@MissCreativeCat]

YES PLZ

[@emmazallee]

Anna Kowalczyk again!

[@raeleelol]

YES AGAIN AGAIN

[@jasminejolly7052]

"where can I buy-" Phil - "skin" My mind - *flashes back to the skin fic I read yesterday*

[@meeepmooof4001]

*NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

[@meeepmooof4001]

Why have you reminded me of that!!!!

[@ayaanazamir9910]

Was that the one about sunscreen?

[@akras_a]

@@ayaanazamir9910 yessssssss ;-;

[@ayaanazamir9910]

@@akras_a noooooooooooooooo love ur username btw

[@doorthotlvjy]

Mom: are you watching dad and mom? Me: yes, yes I am XD

[@bye5023]

Misutikku Heiwajima-Orihara Lol

[@hydrationcult9883]

Why did I read this as Dan and mom?

[@imogen-mahnihayward4431]

Misutikku Heiwajima-Orihara OMG I LOVE YOUR MOM

[@akras_a]

My mum: are you watching dip and Phil Me: always?

[@yoongyoong8490]

Phil- a bit wayward me-why?!..........CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

[@charlybernal150]

Mrs. Bootygirl they're will be peace when you are done..

[@faith7012]

charly bernal lay your weary head to rest

[@autswatson2705]

Faith 27 Don't you cry no more

[@janagoesbananas]

dn dn dn dn dnnn DN DN DN DND DN DND ND ND D ND DND NANANANANANANA NA NA NA NAH NAH NNANAAANANAAAHH

[@woonyeewern7385]

on a stormy sea of moving emotion

[@EAM2013]

"where can I buy human skin" *cough cough* The Skin Fic

[@EAM2013]

betty6788170 MSP dont look it up it will ruin your life lol

[@lslhlalnl]

is it worst than the hat fic

[@michaellamb1007]

you made me spit my drink.

[@cookie5170]

EmilyMyers shit

[@tashm8001]

no

[@spikehowtler2379]

GUYS! Phil's goldfish was named Frank. Please, tell me that anyone else has read Mark of Athena?

[@emilyrobinson8460]

I thought the same exact thing!!!!!

[@killjoykenzie]

Spike Howtler yESSSS OBVIOUSLY I HAVE

[@hellothere2230]

FRANK ZHANGGGGGG

[@originalname7321]

Frank zang Jason grace Piper mclean Hazel lequisive Percy Jackson AnnaBeth chase Leo Nico diangelo Will solace Reyna

[@gavinpotter9286]

Spike Howtler I HAVE

[@thesamsquatch]

dnp: we're not getting a fish anytime soon dnp now: MEET OUR BETTA FISH

[@alphabeticalorder168]

Wow that E is really edg-E AAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY I'll let myself out.

[@melapplehowlter7741]

Alphabetical Order no Just No

[@runitsanemoohgod962]

That was beautiful

[@AaronLoving]

Alphabetical Order AND STAY OUT

[@kimberlymary5752]

You my dear friend, are going places.

[@momofgoobers]

+amazingdanandphilarenotonfire Hai

[@anto_lalii]

They should've put "my pet named Steve" as a suggestion😂 (Mark anyone?)

[@Zmm202]

Antonella Lalinde YAAAASSSSSS

[@marithekitty]

yasss

[@spyfieri]

Antonella Lalinde it's ironic because he played this today

[@anto_lalii]

A Fan Of Fiction omg he did😂 I just looked at his channel I had no idea ha

[@sunshinewabby]

Antonella Lalinde I WAS LITERALLY CRYING WHEN I SAW THAT

[@meganmcalpine7803]

Why when Dan basically said 'Fuck me' Phil made his "Excited face"...?

[@weeehi3847]

he made the face b4 he said it but ok

[@p4r4pp4ch4n]

megan stop it.

[@paypalroyale1995]

I can't stop replaying that part😂

[@rubykeenan1313]

RANDOM FACT The least popular harry potter movie (Prisoner of Azkaban) still made 90 million more than the most popular twilight movie Lmao

[@jordie.pordie]

Dan: "OHHHHH FRICK ME TRYNA......" Phil: *Makes a face* Dan: "Wot was that face?" Phil: "It was my excitement." w h y a r e y o u g u y s l i k e t h i s ?

[@gypsymcleay2518]

Oh. My. God. SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIP

[@saragharai3239]

Who wants a new tumblr tag?

[@sophieisnotsocial9343]

-pop punk- -princess- YES ME ME ME ME MEME

[@startrashing]

-pop punk- -princess- YES

[@Marcos-wz6vz]

meeeeeeee

[@ode448]

-pop punk- -princess- yeahhhhhh!!

[@felicityh7364]

YAS

[@JustAllura]

I laughed so hard at the end that I spit my drink into my own face.

[@ivfalenandicantgetup_7345]

Allura Durand how did u manage that😂

[@sunflower__bitch1809]

Well done👏😂

[@crystalcupcakes12]

dan: **voldemort things** phil: **has seizure**

[@isabell9269]

Pinof 1: "i would bang Voldemort"

[@ellieanderson1312]

Fun fact: there's actually a town in the US with a dog as it's mayor.

[@silvergirlXO]

I've lived in the US my whole life and haven't heard of that. which town has a dog as mayor?

[@ellieanderson1312]

***** I don't remember which one. I just know it was in a National Geographic Kids magazine

[@silvergirlXO]

Orange Vampire ok. thanks. :)

[@lolaxrosesings1850]

Orange Vampire I think it's Minnesota!?

[@caitracha]

Orange Vampire WHATT

[@harmonystone1933]

Dan: *Voldy voice* Avada Kedavra. Phil: Omph! *hand to heart* Dan: Finally.

[@mlutra5676]

This is my favourite part of the video >♡

[@bluestivy9975]

me: *offended and confused*

[@mg-ve2zf]

Yes, we all watched the video. We know what happened.

[@maya-vq5ux]

This had me choking

[@amittenforkitten7016]

fun fact, a dog actually has been mayor before... also, longest lifespan for a goldfish was 43 years...

[@sarahcerar8049]

Wtf

[@gracem9840]

oldest gold fish ever recorded was 43 years old, most live to 16

[@lorrainehackett4786]

Grace m Really? Mine lived a week

[@featherkitty4678]

mine lived to a year .-.

[@lorrainehackett4786]

Rhiannon xx yeah

[@lorrainehackett4786]

Rhiannon xx oh, I knew they coukd bmget big, but I didn't know they all get big

[@thelankylegendshow182]

That's adorable

[@cameronleigh7374]

"its been 84 years" me: screams

[@anini9]

Kawaii Tribute I had to scroll way too far down to find a comment mentioning this

[@denisebarker9925]

Kawaii Tribute SAME

[@cameronleigh7374]

Ani Schmidberger this better get to number one

[@Jayziez]

Kawaii Tribute same

[@lilly2432]

ITS BEEN SO LONG

[@dzydzy101]

When it said "has a dog ever been...." My mind immediately told me A PET NAMED STEVE

[@allixy3437]

Sam R SAME

[@pandamonium7977]

Sam R Same XD

[@bornkst8078]

Yaassss!!

[@gillianthompson7835]

Same

[@cuzwevlog2735]

YASSSSS

[@victoriagreenleaf1272]

Phil: says Wayward Me: carRY ON MY WAYWARD SONNNNNNNN

[@hotfunnyg1rl]

.....there'll be peace when you are done.....

[@braden722]

lay your weary head to rest

[@Tessa_Gr]

don't you cry no more

[@imogen-mahnihayward4431]

Victoria Greenleaf I am the wayward Hayward

[@sydneyshort6633]

. . . Once I rose above the noise and confusion . . .

[@SpeedyCheetahCub]

12:00 Goldfish are supposed to live 15-20 years. However, they actually need WAY bigger habitats to live than just a fishbowl, and they will often grow bigger with more space. Most domesticated goldfish barely live a year because people don't know how to properly care for them, due to all the misinformation out there. The fact that Phil's goldfish lived so long just shows that he is a good person and genuinely cares about animals enough to research how to provide for all their needs and keep them safe and healthy.

[@zoet.4206]

"Why does phil- have a cereal fetish" WHAT THE HELL WHICH ONE OF YOU WEOTE THAT!?

[@jodi4558]

BUTTER GLUTTON FOREVER! that's what I was thinking! I was like "did-did phil really write that? has dan been writing them? wait what"

[@debbiebezalel5271]

Joanne Dalima im think Dan writes almost all of them 😂

[@aurielkaitz106]

Your name tho

[@livenarrator1503]

No caps. Definitely Dan

[@starrynaie]

livenarrator I love how obvious that is

[@memeskpophavetakenmysoulpl9792]

Frank the goldfish....HOO anyone? Where my demigods at?!

[@emd5243]

I am actual HOO trash

[@Marcos-wz6vz]

Literal Trash I DIDN'T REMEMBER THAT. I'm in shame

[@mazikeenwz1935]

Literal Trash YESH BRO

[@faitha.fraser459]

omgggg yaas frank and hazel is my otp next to dan and phil, and percy and annabeth

[@laizixuan1061]

Literal Trash AYY HI DEMIGODS! Who's y'all's godly parent? Mine's Poseidon.

[@littlemisswhovian1376]

Why does Phil - have a cereal fetish How does Dan - will himself to live Well we all know who wrote those

[@bunnybitch4394]

my goldfish died after 4 days ;------; RIP Cass

[@sadiemillar5085]

Castiel 'FlashTheAssbutt' :3 may they rest in peace

[@sarahhoff8256]

sneeky burb your died 3days mine died 3hours

[@saltybitch]

Get a refund. They sold you a defective fish.

[@milliehunter8016]

My friend had one that lived for 3 hours. It was a fair fish tho. May your fish rest in pepperoni.

[@sarahbear5601]

6 fair gold fish all died in less than a month. 😭

[@O21O29]

"why is my hamster..." my mind went to a really dark place

[@rallenzoz]

Ferz Hidalgo same

[@feverdog8628]

Ferz Hidalgo *points to door* L E A V E

[@elisec1640]

Emily Buffington Make sure you close the door

[@O21O29]

Elise C the goddamn door

[@meganmiller173]

Ferz Hidalgo so did mine!!😂🙈😳 Help me...

[@erikrowekamp3792]

omg dan and phil should play cards against humanity

[@friddac.709]

Erik Rowekamp yes

[@aly_marriner3352]

Erik Rowekamp omfg YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@gracem7165]

Its not really appropriate as the have quite a young audience.

[@asterlily9972]

i know they have before and phil won (its not on yt though)

[@akras_a]

Flash forward to them playing it

[@teiyab.7051]

I heard: "Whoever gets the most points, is the weiner. Whoever loses, sucks." Me: 😱 WHAT DID I MISS HERE???

[@painandmorepain]

*reads 'what did I miss?'* THOMAS WE ARE ENGAGED-

[@eileenreid1360]

He said winner not weiner

[@pineapples_cant_draw]

pain and more pain EYYYYY HAMILTON

[@daphneereid8470]

pain and more pain IN A BATTLE FOR A NATION’S VERY SOULLLLLLL

[@ariartsy9220]

pain and more pain Thomas: Oh, are we? Coolio

[@maddiedaddie8135]

Has a dog ever been Me: a pet named Steve

[@lizziethedancingrabbit4818]

Zayde Nicolas that's from markiplier

[@maddiedaddie8135]

Izzy Pines yupperdoodles

[@ivfalenandicantgetup_7345]

Zayde Zodiac I laughed so hard at this😂

[@alexishanmore6640]

MARKKKKKK

[@user-wc3gh2wl6n]

oh god

[@jemmabayliss9961]

Idea: dan vs Phil: cards against humanity

[@cathym4138]

Just imagining Phil playing that makes me laugh XD

[@cathym4138]

Anne IJzerman​ lol who was he playing it with??

[@anne_luz_ijzerman]

Cathy M I saw it in one of Zoë's old vlogs. I think it was her, Dan, Marcus, Louise and a few more; the British youtube crew.

[@kellyf1117]

yeah and phil won

[@smoshyphantrash1420]

jesus christ... nooo xD

[@livinglifelazy]

You don't know how badly I wanted Phil to win!!!

[@kirstielynnx3]

is it bad that i feel that way with every dan vs phil?

[@livinglifelazy]

kirstielynnx3 not at all!!! The precious cupcake deserves to win 😭😭

[@capri4308]

Domi Kat I read this comment before I actually watched and I was so sad the whole time I watched the video bc I was rooting for phil & I thought you meant Dan won 😂😭

[@fiona6943]

😂Same Cap

[@capri4308]

River Catcher 😂

[@tylerblack3962]

Dan: “How to look sick” Stop trying to get time off work Also Dan: *told his employers he had diarrhea to party with his friends*

[@user-no3wg1hi1m]

4:22 there’s a reason why it’s called a pride

[@drayton333]

Harry Potter And the PHILosipher's stone!!!!

[@ipekcerenkaraca6317]

Drayton666 !! eyyyy

[@ErinWantsToWrite]

did u reeeeaaallyyyy

[@gracelee4195]

Gryffindoor_at_Hogwarts I just read that in Dan's voice...

[@stonedponey23]

Drayton666 !! that is true beauty😚

[@ofekh4419]

Drayton666 !! eyyyyyy lmao

[@midas8009]

Phil, your parents just replaced Frank every 3 years. Sorry, buddy.

[@cupcakewithouttheicing]

That's what I was thinking too

[@Horizon01]

Scrunch Meehehe I had the same thoughts 😂 poor phil...

[@itzelleg]

Scrunch Meehehe huh😂

[@ShericeSmithtotalboss]

😂😂

[@omgubler]

Scrunch Meehehe Actually you never know. The oldest goldfish on record was 43 years old and there's one alive right now that like 38 or something.

[@snicks-1617]

WOOAHH WERE Half WAY THEEERE! WOOOOOAHH DOG ELECTED MAYOR!

[@bakedcarrot2506]

Snicks •-• thank you.

[@snicks-1617]

Baked carrot No prob dude *finger guns*

[@spaghooting]

WOOAHH WERE HALF WAY THEEERE! WOOOOOAH LIPSTICK ON A PEAR!

[@foolishcrimes9846]

You were always quite the loser, Jeremyyyyy

[@PotionNotion]

amazing existential danosaur do you wanna get, do you wanna get, do you wanna get inside my mothers car? Driving on slow, don’t you say no, jerry can you be coerced~?

[@blair9633]

"Where can I buy human babies?" This is the content I love.

[@karis4041]

Phil: kinda like Family- Me: feud Phil:fortunes Me:what

[@kitty5697]

Karis Alpire Over here it Britain it family fortunes it the same as family feud

[@muls9571]

Karis Alpire it's what we call family feud in the UK

[@azzierulz]

Karis Alpire same

[@davidlsmolbeanfromcampcamp6218]

Karis Alpire It's a UK thing. We're totally cool

[@makaylaworley7649]

Karis Alpire Ikr

[@Honey-potts]

Google: how to look... Dan: SEXY!!!

[@sadiesdiary3350]

Josey H. - is your profile picture the man on the cover of the outsiders? sorry if i'm wrong but...

[@sadiesdiary3350]

YES IT TOTALLY IS AH I LOVE THE OUTSIDERS IM SO HAPPY

[@Honey-potts]

Sadie Smith Hahaha yes it it. It's my favorite book.

[@ziannotzion]

Josey H. stay gold ponyboy....stay gold

[@dayton4883]

Josey H. i literally thought of that and then be said it

[@niko-1921]

phil: how do you spell philosophers?! me: English language degree... dan later when he says “how do you spell sorcerers?!”: english language degree... me and dan. same mind

[@ochixiru]

Fast forward to 2019 when Phil actually got a fish and Dan decorated the tank

[@sisterdanielstolemyeditingtips]

"why is my hamster.." STOP IMMEDIATELY

[@katherine4738]

can we just appreciate their background photo on the computer is a volcano I guess Dan IS on fire.

[@katherine4738]

sorry, I'll leave now

[@zsaszermm]

much fandom lol

[@cupcakewithouttheicing]

+

[@zsaszermm]

Cupcake Without The Icing plus

[@hungryunicornluver2.05]

-----> []

[@awoogaoogabooga3590]

“Why is my hamster escaping?” “Betraying me” “Leaving me although I give it everything it wants” “SUKI” SUKIII” “SUKI WHERE ARE YOU SUKI?”

[@raantaaro]

i love your profile picture so much

[@toroallin5734]

Literally don’t care how old these videos are I will always come back to them! Something about the old KZbin, and just Dan and Phil is calming and brings me back to a happier moment.

[@lulucanidear]

Goldfish can live up to 16 years..... the oldest one I've had lived a month.... *I think I'm the killer of fish*

[@narwhalmadness1526]

Don't worry I killed one of mine in a day. *Quietly mourns over Glimmer's death*

[@ts5258]

NarwhalMadness same I had a goldfish named ponyo that only lived for a day it led a depressing life

[@cjpadilla9387]

mine lived for 3 hours its ok

[@gabriella-zr9bg]

The Geeky Jellyfish I've actually killed five fish

[@samigivens9959]

The Geeky Jellyfish a goldfish that is properly cared for should live for close to 20 years. If your goldfish did not live at least ten years you probably did not have t in a ten+ gallon tank and the water was probably too cold. You also probably didn't add water softening drops to it (tap water is too harsh for most fish) and probably didn't give it enough mental stimulation in the form of scenery. Goldfish aren't really as delicate as we think, most people just don't bother learning how to take care of them properly or what their actual needs are.

[@midnightsrain9]

Is Dan..... Not wearing Black?!?!!!???

[@spooky-nm8tj]

Phandøm Trash Can that brand died a while ago 😂

[@kpoplover5815]

Phandøm Trash Can ikr What is HAPPENING

[@emamarjanovic8631]

Phandøm Trash Can I KNOW I HATE IT TOO

[@kileymdaniel]

Allymcpally bts born to slay Phil, Phil is what's happening

[@mayadavis2334]

OH MY GOOOOOODDD!

[@logicdoesstuff5028]

Okay we have *team shebe* ^_^ VS TEAM DESTROYER!!!!!

[@roselalonde5046]

Hannah Kate irving *shibe

[@christina2077]

I love at the very beginning where dan says we already know all Phil's secrets because we have no lives Yep That's accurate

[@Its_natalie.kate_here]

When Phil said why is Larry floating my face fell. My first fish named Larry had a seizure and exploded

[@artistschild9717]

NatalieSigns Holy god that's a graphic image to put in my head

[@sunniwithani]

NatalieSigns that just made me laugh sorry lol

[@ellicemarsh8761]

NatalieSigns I had a fish that did the same heck

[@artsyebonyrose]

NatalieSigns awww ;n;

[@infinitypancakes1040]

NatalieSigns w h a t fish are weird

[@audoldends6799]

Fun fact. The oldest goldfish died after 43 years in his bowl

[@hannahjwakeling3829]

The Box of Magic and I thought I had a sad life

[@k80_]

The Box of Magic my 4 year old betta fish just died...

[@dayton4883]

The Box of Magic wow...long live that fish

[@mysticmon]

プライスキャサリン RIP sorry for your loss

[@angela-vq6ss]

The Box of Magic my goldfish died after 2 days wtf

[@fireflywaterfall6443]

I know a bit about dogs. Dogs have been eaten before. The Yulin meat festival in China is a festival where people capture dogs from the streets or their homes, they are skinned, cooked and eaten. This disgusts me, because I adore dogs. Also, dogs are very intelligent. I watched a program, I can't remember what it was called, but people trained dogs to fl a plane. FLY A PLANE!! I think they are VERY intelligent. Just my opinion though. No hate please. Thanks :) ( sorry if I offended any people, but dogs are hurt and abused in countries, other than China, Thailand also) sorry 😐

[@chrisfackey2751]

Pugpugz 2004 that festival should be banned, it makes me so sad. My friend works for a dog shelter and she tries to save all the dogs

[@caitlin9836]

Pugpugz 2004 I hate Yulin. I am a vegetarian 💚

[@maya-vq5ux]

Did you hear about the satay sticks in Bali that were claimed to be chicken (I think) and we’re actually dog? This disgusted me so much honestly

[@currentlyscreaming3792]

Well, if you feel sorry for dogs, you should be for any other animals. In Italy we eat frogs and horses. Pigs and chickens are eaten everywhere. It's just a matter of culture.

[@akras_a]

@@currentlyscreaming3792 as much as I agree I think its just because dogs are usually a pet rather than a farm and meat only animal so it's only offensive based on your culture. Americans eat cows and people dont in India and think Americans are gross for doing that. Idk just my input that no one asked for

[@verosde]

Phil: who would want to buy human teeth Phil 2020 on wish: ...

[@lewlavabra6811]

"how do you spell philosopher ?" philip you did english language at uni shouldn't you know this smh

[@GamerGirl997]

Lewlav Abra I bet he knew, it's just that he was insecure perhaps, I'm the same, I tend to be insecure about my answers, even if they are correct

[@multicolouredcreek3078]

Lewlav Abra well yes, I mean I knew it and I'm from Germany .. ^^

[@CielPhantomhivexSebastian]

like 1/3 of philosopher is your name phil get your head in the game

[@kinguerrerro4492]

It was about whether there should be an apostrophe or not really since it can work both ways.

[@faechi4437]

PHILosopher sorry

[@natcamargo5344]

WHY THE FUCK is dan wearing color?

[@Starzz62]

Because his soul is happy

[@nerissagladstone3763]

He is with Phil

[@Zmm202]

Nerissa Gladstone HELLS YEAH

[@courtneyscrimshaw3203]

Natalia Belli because he can

[@ivo8312]

2k17 rebranding

[@radioqueen1236]

4:23. Phil was telling us something.

[@ac7065]

Did anyone notice that phil said phonex instead of Phoenix😂😂😂

[@ivfalenandicantgetup_7345]

A C I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT IT, BOTHERED ME SOOOOOO MUCH!

[@augustlorcan7986]

i'm pretty sure he was joking lmao

[@thestrangemusician168]

I thought he said it to remind himself how to spell it cuz tbh I do that sometimes too. If you remember it that way it helps avoid spelling it pheonix on accident

[@leahmcphillips]

Name the fish on sims 4 Frank just so we can remember Phil's fish 🐟 🐟 😭😔

[@FluffyDev]

Leah McPhillips He could join Susan 2!

[@bregrace7040]

Leah McPhillips YES

[@bregrace7040]

The Cheshire Kitten Frank could just join in spirit... (insert in the arms of the angels)

[@batking4342]

Frank Zhang the Koi fish

[@Stella.22g]

name him papa franku

[@vlada1582]

"why is my goldfish..." me: NAMED SUSAN

[@sunniwithani]

Vlada Kaplunova 😂😂😂😂😂

[@vlada1582]

smol lees must be protected ikr I see Steve all the time in this quiz

[@zsaszermm]

Vlada Kaplunova susan 4

[@nyeacnyeac1842]

but the real question is, why isn't A PET NAMED STEVE AMIRITE??

[@thornprick2645]

Susan the black cat (anyone catch my reference?)

[@ameliadillingham7192]

has Dan finally got the piercings he always wanted

[@an-ik9st]

“Not gonna be getting a goldfish anytime soon” meanwhile NORMAN

[@angelguanzon9451]

SOMEONE GIVE DAN SOME CHAPSTICK PLEASE

[@asianangel1905]

Angel Beanie phil have a spf35 chapstick

[@someonessidechannel1485]

Asian Angel 1905 I thought it was 50

[@jameelaroberts1811]

Angel Beanie 😂😂

[@carolyn9758]

Thank you. New here. Now I know which one is Dan.

[@jadeR-mw4nw]

phil: ''im almost on you dan'' me: oh really *wink wink*

[@lillyrey4918]

YASS

[@meganmiller173]

mikatana is not on fire I was thinking the same thing!!😏😂

[@xxliylalouxx-phantrash1413]

mikatana is not on fire I thought the exact same

[@ellisamarieisme]

Well, the "Masters" back in action

[@laurenbray3106]

mikatana is not on fire wtf

[@aestheticsprkls]

Norman 💙🐠

[@Anthfro]

11:18 Daniel had a voice crack. Lmao. XD

[@Morgan-fi9gi]

Dan is more colorful than Phil...... WHAT IS HAPPENING!

[@dabhowlter7813]

Morgan Wells No,NO!

[@wastelandbrit3443]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@whytho9728]

"Why did my mind go to skin?" Skin fic

[@yamiem.1007]

same scarred for life

[@pastelmarks8457]

I'm not crazy I'm in the Phandom oml staph

[@nadia1787]

I'm not crazy I'm in the Phandom I thought I had removed that, thanks for bringing it up again

[@Qoalatea]

OML THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@zzyynn]

or when he brought up the hamster, the hat fic.

[@laranzoinks1634]

"not getting a goldfish anytime soon" and now they are caring dads to norman 😭😭

[@jelenagavrilovic282]

and planning to get another one🥺

[@laranzoinks1634]

@@jelenagavrilovic282 oh?

[@jelenagavrilovic282]

laran zoinks yeah, phil said they wanted to get norman a buddy in his most recent video 🥺

[@laranzoinks1634]

@@jelenagavrilovic282 oh yeah, i forgot 😂

[@vivianarickert8230]

And now 3 years later they have a fish. I hope Norman is ok