The Death Star itself wishes it could have done half as much damage to the galaxy that Leslye Headland achieved.
@artinist3 ай бұрын
Good one
@glitterkitty19793 ай бұрын
Top comment 👌 👍 👏
@kamau5063 ай бұрын
@@PatchesMalone 👏 👏 👏 👏
@winstonchurchll3 ай бұрын
😂
@PaulOtis33 ай бұрын
"The Death star is responsible for 12 million deaths with 6 million being Jedi"😂
@guygadbois30103 ай бұрын
'Wookie with a metal detector' is the only thing I'll remember from this entire show.
@lucymiau57003 ай бұрын
It will become an iconic Cosplay.
@Mangolorian-je3eo3 ай бұрын
Parry Gripp song incoming.
@ManDom8783 ай бұрын
😅😅😅
@valley_robot3 ай бұрын
They are used in the comics
@jonathonmenth39013 ай бұрын
@@valley_robotmetal detectors are used in the comics?
@aesiddoway3 ай бұрын
The power of one cringe moment. The power of two. The power of maaanyyyy.
@Fistfullofpizza3 ай бұрын
The power of soy. The power of cringe. The power of money. Where did the $180M go?
@OvalRock3 ай бұрын
'The Power of Many' - not much use against 'The Power of One (Jedi)'
@AllanRamires19883 ай бұрын
I believe this is the #1 cringiest moment from the entire show. I literally stopped watching and cancelled disney+ on the spot. ps: I then returned a few days later and finished the episode
@kamau5063 ай бұрын
@@aesiddoway power of too many
@noahmaldonado54613 ай бұрын
The power of few viewers
@bertvanbeterbed97023 ай бұрын
Never have I been so involved in a show I have never watched and never will. What happened to Star Wars is so tragic that all we can do now is laugh the trauma away. It even puts the Christmas Special in a better light. At least that one tried to entertain its viewers, instead of "making them uncomfortable". Good riddance The Acolyte, the worst content Star Wars has ever produced.... so far....
@mihmo26633 ай бұрын
I actually looked forward to Wednesday mornings to see the recaps. So many youtubers are making livable incomes over trashing Disney.
@dragonshiny73213 ай бұрын
@@mihmo2663but it's sad. Why make bad shows that loses views over time when making great shows would yield more income, both for the company and the youtubers
@M82RKY3 ай бұрын
Same, thank god for KZbin so I didn’t have to put up with the nonsense😂
@fundhund623 ай бұрын
How can you call The Acolyte the worst Star Wars content ever produced when you haven't watched it? That's beyond stupid.
@bertvanbeterbed97023 ай бұрын
@@fundhund62 okay
@andrewbrennan28913 ай бұрын
I don't care what anyone says The Acolyte has given ,me hours and hours of entertainment - well not the show itself, obviously but the reviews etc on youtube have been laugh out loud great.
@acidviperOG3 ай бұрын
Yep, the show is hot garbage but it's giving unintentional comedy material
@cooperlambeau87443 ай бұрын
had me in the first half, not gonna lie... actually that's a lie. I have zero faith that anyone would actually like the show.
@EricStraw3 ай бұрын
Damn straight
@zetester983 ай бұрын
Certain scenes were comedy gold by themselves. I couldn't stop laughing during the last episode's awkward kung-fu fight with tacked on choirs.
@dr.medieval11313 ай бұрын
The Acolyte makes me long for the quality Shakespeareian acting of Jar Jar Binks.
@Chebab-Chebab3 ай бұрын
"To be-sa, or not to be-sa. That is the muy-muy importante question, boyo."
@This_awesomeguy643 ай бұрын
@@Chebab-Chebabperfect.
@krikeydial34302 ай бұрын
Jar Jar does not get enough credit for being a gay character.
@SurfwordАй бұрын
I love jar jar Binks no really he's awesome
@KabukeeJo3 ай бұрын
So ends this chapter of Soy Wars
@wolfen86223 ай бұрын
I wish
@atomicdancer3 ай бұрын
And not short enough it was.
@This_awesomeguy643 ай бұрын
“Soy wars” I like it,suits Kennedy
@JoshuaG2 ай бұрын
"She Wars & She-colyte" suits Kathleen Kennedy as welll 😂😂😂
@profestiaАй бұрын
I get where you are coming from but any detractors see these comments use it as ammunition for the star wars fans hate diversity / gender parts when it is literally because this show was one of the most terribly written shows every made.
@williamholmes75293 ай бұрын
Remember, Lesley Headspace has the emails and the Polaroids, wink, wink 😉
@vespenegas2613 ай бұрын
Darth Blackmail
@davidrowntree82503 ай бұрын
Can we all take a moment to acknowledge how much Echo has improved in his script writing and delivery? Dudes getting funnier with every video
@IstariAzul7773 ай бұрын
I briefly confused echo for the d+ echo lol. Agreed tho! This guy is friggin hysterical
@cattrucker82573 ай бұрын
Ironic, the real tradecraft improvement in writing, production and delivery doesn't happen in the shows, it happens in the reviews of shows.
@monolith46533 ай бұрын
The Sith in SW represents the evil traits in humanity, hate, greed, lust or Ego etc. This is what happens when the "Sith" tries to write SW.
@Johnsmith-ko9yj3 ай бұрын
I know why the Jedi is evil, not enough masculine straight White men.
@BroadMeadow-d9s3 ай бұрын
You don't have to be a straight white male to be a straight white male. You could be black, female, and gay, but if you vote for Trump you are a straight white male ON THE INSIDE (meaning evil). Being a person of color or some other marginalized class means you vote democrat and conform to left-wing ideology.
@NoalFarstrider3 ай бұрын
It's crazy how they literally made the lesbians and the women look horrible to the point the green Jedi is gaslighting and blaming men IN THE SHOW. So it's no wonder they blame straight men in real life as well.
@squidmanfedsfeds53013 ай бұрын
Basically their dads left them
@jimjam510753 ай бұрын
My takeaway is that the more diverse the Star Wars show/film, the lower quality it is. Good job, Disney.
@JoakimOtamaa3 ай бұрын
@@jimjam51075 Fits to everything really. When something is praised for inclusivity and diversity, Imma skip that shite.
@barry0133 ай бұрын
My personal favorite was the Wookie Jedi looking, presumably, for someone’s wedding ring, using a 1980’s metal detector, in a field. Perhaps a new series featuring the Wookie Detectorist is on the cards…
@ericgarcia47453 ай бұрын
I can't wait till they make a show about padawans doing a "me too" on Yoda and Jedi attorneys uncovering the sith behind it all. So stunning and brave
@EinFritzMitX3 ай бұрын
In all honesty, that sounds alot better than what we got recently.
@ryanm.60053 ай бұрын
"The bluster of queef smog" I've never been so disgusted and yet so amused by a statement in my life.
@AliceBowie3 ай бұрын
I just started the video, but just reading those words makes me want to pukebarf.
@jamied15793 ай бұрын
Queef Smog - something Leslye and her lovers spend too much time huffing...
@jamesdalton20143 ай бұрын
@@jamied1579 Excellent name for a band though.
@NotsoBigPapaCraig3 ай бұрын
I miss the days when Jar Jar was the worst thing in Star Wars.
@PaulaBean3 ай бұрын
The power of 1 The power of 2 The power of 180.000.000
@scarman78663 ай бұрын
The power of over 9000!!!!!!!!!
@Riyu_Anordam3 ай бұрын
The power of 50 million power in rise of kingdoms
@Seetiyan3 ай бұрын
The power . . . is yours!
@jensphiliphohmann18763 ай бұрын
_The power of 1_ All powers of 1 equal 1.😉 _The power of 2_ Which power? The 2nd which is 4, the 7th which is 128 or the 10th which is 1024? 😉
@PaulaBean3 ай бұрын
@@jensphiliphohmann1876 What power of 2 you ask? Well, the power of two witches! 🤪
@Playmaker_1033 ай бұрын
"Jediabetes" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ExtraterrestrialsareReall3 ай бұрын
My condolences to all those that watched the acolyte. It can't be unseen, but it can be forgotten.
@WatchtowerSeven3 ай бұрын
Oh yes, it'll be forgotten because I can already sense a new show/movie coming out which will be 10 times as worse.
@heyj643 ай бұрын
... Sorry, what were we talking about?
@andygeorgeparkinson25153 ай бұрын
My psychiatrist says it could take years of therapy to get over it 😳😱
@MrsMacLover3 ай бұрын
2 facials in a Star Wars Show. groundbreaking stuff.
@Johnsmith-ko9yj3 ай бұрын
May I thank you for watching it so I didn't have too, respect.
@ArtooDetour3 ай бұрын
The Wookie had been looking for the keys to the ship for seven weeks!
@bring-out3 ай бұрын
lol
@lotuschamp77963 ай бұрын
Just watching the reviews was traumatic enough, I wouldn't even pirate this shit..
@Kendro3113 ай бұрын
It was an actual deconstruction of SW on every level. Seeing her turn a light saber red like it was a mood ring made me feel ill.
@AliceBowie3 ай бұрын
Holy shit, lightsabers ARE mood rings. It's just that jedi always are chill and sith are always pissed. (Honestly, when Phantom Menace came out, I hated that they gave Maul a red lightsaber. Before that lightsabers weren't color coded, it just happened that anakin's was blue, vader's was red, and Luke's was green. It was still open-ended. The more they nail the lore down, the smaller the universe gets. I know they already had the kyber crystal thing, but still.)
@mrplayfulshade3 ай бұрын
@@AliceBowie"....That's not how the force works!"
@This_awesomeguy643 ай бұрын
@@AliceBowie”ah my lightsaber is green-and now it’s blue-that made me annoyed so now it’s red oops I’ve calmed down so it’s green again!”
@barskepjusk19 күн бұрын
@@AliceBowie Absolutely not how it works. Lightsabers turn red because the kyber crystal has been tainted.
@MerrimourTheRed2 ай бұрын
great video as usual big shout out from Canada eh all of these new shows stink I miss the 80s so much mang
@AliceBowie3 ай бұрын
I hope in season 2, Osha gets surgery to change her gender and skin color, and goes to Naboo to become Palpatine, becomes a Senator.
@IstariAzul7773 ай бұрын
Thanks to the pioneering efforts of that thank u next girl from boca Whiteface is totally ok
@lauras.23143 ай бұрын
And I hope there isn't a second season 😂
@Kaiju_Chaos3 ай бұрын
Considering the backlash, likely not. You don't attack your target audience.
@redsoxu5713 ай бұрын
People were so quick to get on that actor for his Anakin Skywalker Death Star flub that the response tended to miss the larger fail: that someone centrally involved in the production of this show felt that there was a moral quandary involved with the killing of the personnel of a military-only instillation that itself was specifically designed to be a Weapon Of Mass Destruction - one that had in short order had already been used to wipe out the billions-large civilian population of a pacifist planet. I don't want to hear ethical arguments from the sorts of people who would promote such nonsense, nor do I want them at the storytelling controls of IP they did not themselves create. Ye gods!
@davidkamerath77493 ай бұрын
I totally agree. We may as well mourn the loss of dozens of SS guards because they were just doing their jobs
@ThereIsAlwaysaWay23 ай бұрын
"BEST SEASON EVEEEERRRR" -Emilia Clarke Mother of Dragons. She had no idea future show would do even "better" LOL 🤣🤣🤣
@iantercero53803 ай бұрын
House of Dragons? Yes, it sure did.
@Jean-ClaudeGodDamn3 ай бұрын
Yass, yass!
@ThereIsAlwaysaWay23 ай бұрын
Funny how youtube wrote "translate to english" under your comment 🤣 Makes no sense even for google.
@dirufanboy19713 ай бұрын
Yas! YAAAAS! It's FINALLY over. I can now erase it from my memory and pretend it never happened.
@John.Angell3 ай бұрын
Oh my God the Jediabetes guy looks like Lardass from Stand By Me.
@russ2543 ай бұрын
His Star Wars name is Soy Buffet
@m626m3 ай бұрын
A young Big Pussy
@mechgouki79993 ай бұрын
Damn! My dog left a big pile of acolyte on the carpet!
@JohnDoeRando3 ай бұрын
Had to change my daughter; she acolyted her diaper.
@mechgouki79993 ай бұрын
@@JohnDoeRando That's a little drastic. Acolyte happens to us all.
@jlovebirch3 ай бұрын
As always, superb, incisive writing with epic takedowns, but delivered at such break-neck speed that it's nearly impossible to digest each pithy critique before we crash into the next flurry of brilliant verbiage.
@reedr71423 ай бұрын
You should be Echo’s understudy. That was fantastic.
@tywanharrison12253 ай бұрын
This needs to be focused talked about and spread around. Didn’t Sol have an unexplained obsession over Osa to make her his padawan out of no where for no reason. Ever since he first saw her. Right ok and didn’t the greenbean lady say at the end them memories were from when the twins were 8 years old. Didn’t Sol saw he loved Osa is the reason he didn’t tell the Jedi counsel while she was force chocking him. So a grown man has an unexplained love obsession over a 8 year old made and produced for 180 million by Disney. This steams from a woman who was harvy Weinstein assistant who was arrested and convicted for these following activities. Cancel this sick woman lesyle headland. Cancel Disney.
@erikrogers82143 ай бұрын
And she killed him off
@JamezGrimm3 ай бұрын
Limiting this list to only 20, must have been quite the challenge
@CST-ft9dv3 ай бұрын
"...tongues wagging and not just between the sheets at home." OMG I died!
@matthewbowen58413 ай бұрын
I think the "genital mounds" line is even better
@kaukase5392 ай бұрын
We thought Jar Jar Binks was cringe….we know better now 😢😢😢
@tyrantgregcagkaiju712 ай бұрын
Jar Jar is the new Darth Vader, compared to this new stuff.
@peterphan2273 ай бұрын
Jediabetes: "May the Fork be with you."
@subtwo24183 ай бұрын
Beautifully and perfectly written video sir 😎👌🏼
@rogerlebel15803 ай бұрын
This was the funniest review ever, I haven’t watched the show and don’t need to now
@SammEater3 ай бұрын
I think the most memorable moment is that they truly thought this was a morally grey story. NO, Disney, NO! It wasn't a morally grey tale, even though you tried your "best" at making the Jedi act out of character what you showed on screen still validates what they did to the witches, they were 100% in the right and were just defending themselves from crazy Dark Side users.
@victorcates93303 ай бұрын
If you look at the scene were the mother turns into a smoke demon (or however you describe it), they animated that presumably from a description. Unless the description of what she turns into was neutral, they must have had words on a page like 'threatening' or ghost. If an animator is told to turn the character into a ghost, it seems reasonable to assume they mean something more in the range of a banshee than Casper the friendly ghost. The only option you have for that character design is they asked for it or it's some kind of misunderstanding. If they have to backfill to explain events (that make no sense), then they're amateur writers. Audiences can only react to what's on the screen.
@Илья-р5к6з3 ай бұрын
I reeeeeally loved how the sith just want to freely go around the Galaxy killing anyone they want without the bad Jedi disturbing them. Poor sith 😢
@mbgowhary3 ай бұрын
Let's give the acolyte some credit. it kept us entertained for weeks by giving all these golden memes
@JonasGrumby-OO3 ай бұрын
Warning: queef smog.
@Mega-G-Star3 ай бұрын
Great video production & jokes, awaiting now for the next 20 moments.
@jaxkommish3 ай бұрын
So glad I don't care what they do with or to Star Wars anymore. Much more enjoyable to watch the House of Mouse crumble each day than build up any hope for good content in the future.
@BeanoTubes3 ай бұрын
The only spins the body positive Jedi can do are wheel spins in the McDonald's drive thru
@cpeplinski3 ай бұрын
Getting it down to 20 had to be tough
@stuartscott80993 ай бұрын
You could easily do a Part 2 to this titled 'Another 20 Times We Almost Died From Cringe'
@crooster13 ай бұрын
Word of the day kids, "Queefsmoke"
@DainRiffgin893 ай бұрын
I would also add Qimir skinny dipping, along with Osha looking at his “saber”. As for Yord’s actor saying Anakin blew up the Death Star, that’s not the worst part. The worst part is that is him defending his moronic position that there is no good and evil in Star Wars (and that’s his favorite part), by trying to equate Darth Vader’s evil with Luke killing “millions and millions” of people. Never mind that the Death Star the Luke blew up had already destroyed a planet with 2 BILLION people on it. That told me everything I needed to know.
@Bawheidbob3 ай бұрын
Thanks for good memories, good ole Hoggle
@tatooinenative8603 ай бұрын
Just 20? That’s generous of you bro.
@Impulset03 ай бұрын
List could've easily been 40 or 50 points. Some of my favourites: Tommen Baratheon commits suicide for no reason. Mae changes teams midway through her episode long stroll through the forest then immediately forgets she did so once she's aboard Sol's ship Basil betrays the Jedi and Sol does nothing about it. Instead of Qimir, Osha, and Mae escaping together Mae decides the best course of action is to stay behind and erase her memory. (???????) Sol who just stood toe to toe with a (maybe) sith gets force choked to death by failed Jedi out of practise for years. I could go on all day.
@jonasirw13 ай бұрын
Wow... this vid was incredibly well written... Worth listening to twice
@caronstout3543 ай бұрын
The "Levitating Jedi" is Tommen Baratheon from GoT...from the sublimely awful to the sublimely ludacrous.
@Borgassmord3 ай бұрын
I wonder what the name of this channel is? The video editor should include the channel name more often in the video so we don't forget.
@trevorwgratton33543 ай бұрын
Dori Doreau: "They asked for a million dollars, a private plane, and an end to the 'Star Wars' program." Sledge Hammer: "Yeah well, three movies were enough." - TV show "Sledge Hammer!", 1986.
@georgemeyers12453 ай бұрын
It's Force Fire Obviously! Burns right through stone. 🤣 Hell, they have force everything else. Great take as always☮️
@Seetiyan3 ай бұрын
You mean, Thread Fire? 🧵🔥😏😆
@buzzhonky3 ай бұрын
I disliked how new abilities or powers were introduced only for a scene. Dark dude can apparently teleport now, oh okay cool. And he can wipe memories? Oh... kay, cool? And why couldn't they all leave together at the end? Literally why? All the time it took them to cry and hug and talk about wiping memories they could've been back on their ship and gone. 😮💨 The force choke was grotesquely audacious; literally no one could just *speak* what they needed to say. The entire show is nullified for needing to exist if anyone could literally just speak to each other like adults and not toddlers or with the expectation that other people can read their minds. Although it is written by women so 🤷♂️ There's more, but it's beating a dead horse. Fuck this tripe. Not a single episode should've left the writer's room in the shape the script was in. Juvenile and pathetically incompetent.
@mudcrab34203 ай бұрын
So... they wipe the memory of Evil Twin, but we are also told that Evil Twin and Less Evil Twin are the same person... so... Actually none of this makes sense. Screw this show.
@UninvitedGhost3 ай бұрын
“If it can’t be great, it shouldn’t exist.” -Damon Lindelof
@GlGAPEPE3 ай бұрын
Imagine letting your kids watch this show
@sofaking16273 ай бұрын
Echo Chamberlain has to be the best name for a youtube channel I've ever seen.
@bobcranberries58533 ай бұрын
Omg I’m so glad I didn’t watch this! Your description is exactly exactly my way of thinking.
@VinceLyle21613 ай бұрын
Nice editing. Princess Leia's response to the scatological realities of the Jedi in the 10 year coma: WHAT?!?
@ereini0n3 ай бұрын
Force choking should never have worked on an actual Force user 🤦🏻♀️
@anthonykeane49842 ай бұрын
Though never fully explained it was always implied that force powers were difficult to use on fellow force users . Hence why jedi carried a weapon essentially to deal with other force users . Force powers are for dealing with normies. Jedi aren't wizards 😂😂
@carbonc60652 ай бұрын
Okay, I'll subscribe.
@AugusCrafting3 ай бұрын
Thanks for minimizing the cringe and describing the events with words instead of showing them after the first two... Hhhhhggggg...
@davidneale91133 ай бұрын
The term "queef smog" had me dead.
@MattCurrieImprov2 ай бұрын
Soyboy white Jedi unalives himself for no reason, what a pleasant message to send.
@Quazi-Moto3 ай бұрын
Try as she might, Lesbian Headband will never inspire me to view the Jedi the way she wants me to: As the Je-DEI.
@drewdonald62603 ай бұрын
This is why we can't have nice things 😕
@michaelracine39863 ай бұрын
The final nail in the coffin of the most successful franchise in history! The Acolyte is a disgrace to Walt Disney, George Lucas, Star Wars lore, and every fan. The house of mouse is burning to the ground while Iger and Kennedy fiddle…
@steppahouse3 ай бұрын
Glad you all watched it so I wouldn't have to. Hopefully Disney won't greenlight season 2.
@santos.l.halper19993 ай бұрын
20 times is being generous.... Like, WAAAAAYYYYY generous
@EvhenKonhovalets3 ай бұрын
The local cable company has now dropped “The Acolyte” from its Disney+ advertising including only “Shogun” & “The Bear” as “now streaming!” It seems anything “Star Wars” or “Marvel” is no longer a selling feature for DISNEY+! How utterly sad ☹️!!!
@eggsbeatty3 ай бұрын
It just makes you feel sorry for the actor and the actress and the production crew and the show and the franchise and civilisation 😆I love the way that expanded out to include everything.
@Face2East2 ай бұрын
The fire in space always makes me smile. It's like a homage to the old Flash Gordon tv serial and not give damn enough to ask what the 'sci' in sci-fi actually meant.
@justinjones52963 ай бұрын
The biggest cringe moment for me was the Osha/Mae hug/poem in the last episode....i wanted to throw up... Also At the end of episode 2 Qimir force pushes Osha to his right....at the beginning of episode 3 she gets up on his left....
@TrueLunacy3 ай бұрын
Beautiful breakdown
@Birs_843 ай бұрын
Actually, the Acolyte has only eight bad moments: Episode 1 Episode 2 Episode 3 Episode 4 Episode 5 Episode 6 Episode 7 Episode 8 The rest is actually really good and doesn't deserve those catastrophic user reviews.
@romeoinferno2 ай бұрын
1:57 "perhaps the fire was started and sustained by a blaster of queef smog" - Echo Chamberlain😂😂😂
@TheFatestPatАй бұрын
This is why you keep your fanfic shit on AO3
@noahmijo3 ай бұрын
Now I need to go see Phantom Menace in the theaters to give me a true vintage Star Wars fix
@smallcd3 ай бұрын
The Power of One, The Power of Two, The Power of Incompetenceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@phantomloard01383 ай бұрын
finaly the nightmare the battels there finally over.
@HamsterXFiles2 ай бұрын
They're just setting up Season 2 bro, it's gon' be LIT AF!
@wubbin_is_good3 ай бұрын
Another scene I thought was cringe was when Jeki whips out her second lightsaber and wastes precious seconds just to grin stupidly at Qimir.
@doomguy49453 ай бұрын
I still don't understand why Torbin would look like that. How did he age so much worse than all the other Jedis, despite being the youngster of the bunch?
@ryanharte54003 ай бұрын
The thumbnail had me doubled over. 😂
@YH873 ай бұрын
"The power of 1, the power of 2, the power of many" is bonechilling, terribly ridiculous and almost traumatic at the same time.😂
@derfel723 ай бұрын
It can't get any worse, right? The Ache-a-lot writing team: Hold my soy latte...
@DavidLopez-qi8hb3 ай бұрын
Thank you acknowledging Darth Plagueis the creeper.
@Givretto3 ай бұрын
You forgot the naked scene where Osha watches Qimir.
@tyrantgregcagkaiju712 ай бұрын
Lol I was waiting the whole time for that one 😂. Well, at least they got the rest of the “good” stuff (for lack of a better word).
@CaoimhinOMaol3 ай бұрын
Sorry you had to watch this series. Thank you.
@manonymous47373 ай бұрын
I wud stake my life that this will get a 2nd season. The Acolyte is the very definition of her Star Wars vision, andKK will NOT be insulted in this way without flexing her power.
@fliplife673 ай бұрын
For most people they won’t remember this show existed.
@VegasSavageKing3 ай бұрын
Great show. Great ending. Cant wait for another season.
@benp77243 ай бұрын
Remember when kylo ren met Queen amidala on alderaan in the empire strikes back
@donfisherjr.24043 ай бұрын
"Yaaas. Yaaas." 🤣
@jonathanpeterson19843 ай бұрын
This ish is HILARIOUS though for the rest of us dgaf folks😂😂
@MwahMwahProductions3 ай бұрын
'Queef Smog' needs to be made into a superhero movie!😂