The Acolyte - George Lucas Was Wrong About The Force!

[@RobotHead]

We are Back! Thanks everyone again for your patience. I have had a few issues in the real world but I am going to push on with this series because it is a laugh. Did you like the Space Witches? Of course, you didn’t. Remember to do the “Like”, “Subscribe” and “Bell” thing so you don’t miss a video. Cheers Legends!

[@nerdoutreachprogram5358]

Just because they’re stupid, doesn’t mean we have to acquiesce. Please don’t call it the fucking thread. Please Robot.

[@derlich09]

The power of one, the power of two, the power of Winstein-lesbian space witch mind r*pe......🙄

[@derlich09]

6:47 Oh shit! Halloween II!😈

[@margaretwood152]

▶0:55 = "You Are *_Sooo Good-looking"_* () ~ Seinfeld

[@CurtisDofMontana]

Lesbian thread using witches.. "... not that there's anything wrong with that" 😂😂

[@MoodKapProductions]

This show just embodies the phrase "writer's barely disguised fetish"

[@CORIOLANVS]

makes me involuntarily think of tarantino and feet 🤢

[@zachrohler1047]

​@@CORIOLANVSTarantino's foot fetish is not as creepy as the sex island with a voyeure. Especially not when the assistant to Harvey Weinstein is the writer.

[@MoodKapProductions]

@@CORIOLANVS makes sense since both were buddy buddy with Harvey Weinstein

[@pufffincrazy5275]

when you pick out the actors you want like you’re shopping at a candy store, and to top it off you add…your own wife.

[@kingbaby8761]

​@@MoodKapProductions all 3 were on a certain flight list.

[@theghostofmaximumvolume3414]

The power of dumb. The power of witchcraft. The power of 💰 🤑 💸 💲 🪙 💶

[@Troonielicious]

The power of manyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@zoch9797]

the power of mmmmmoooooonnnnnnneeeeeeyyyy

[@kernowpictures2002]

The Joker “It’s not about the money, it’s about spreading a message“ Alfred Pennyworth “There are some men who can’t be intimidated ride reasoned with or negotiated with…. some men just wanna watch the world burn” Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight 2008

[@21palica]

Can't chant "The power of manyyyyyy!!!", without chanting "The power of man!"

[@bulbasaurbrutal5137]

The power of 118 million!!! Shit I mean 180.

[@AscendantStoic]

"The thread is not a power you wield" ... proceeds to wield it like a power ... refuses to elaborate ... then dies 😅

[@GerardMenvussa]

/evil witch mad laughter

[@GamingProspector84]

Thread powers: Force Push Symbol Engraving Poop Cloud

[@Rusyn1910]

Sounded deep and profound didn’t it? That’s all that matters.

[@jimbo9305]

You may think she died of a lightsaber through her smoke guts, but we know lightsabers barely do any damage anymore. She died of shame of being so damn wrong.

[@AscendantStoic]

@@jimbo9305 lols 😅

[@Blurns]

Saying the script is AI-generated is an insult to AI.

[@ashish0120.1]

AI will self delete itself with shame 😅

[@cattrucker8257]

Honestly just asking ChatGPT to generate a new Star Wars show script is GUARANTEED to make a better result. Some have even tried it, Clownfish did it semi-live.

[@thomasvanhede5771]

2 Tags for the AI to work with : woke and lgtbq+ friendly = acolyte

[@EGAWEF]

If it was, i would have watched it 😂

[@Master-bk3qd]

God damn 😂

[@deadgoon2170]

We are seeing, in real time, the answer to an age-old question: "How long does it take a mouse to dry-hump a cash-cow into dust?".

[@johnsullivan937]

No way... all these years of wondering and we finally get an answer. My life is now complete.

[@ihave7sacks]

20 years, that cash cow put up a pretty mean fight.

[@patdbus]

apperently longer then it took to raise the cash cow, 6 awesome movies versus almost a decade of pure garbage and it somehow is still alive, though probably the only reason it still is is the mandalorian, that gained them like 5 extra years to destroy our beloved world before nobody cares anymore.

[@matthewphelps5136]

Ngl, yours is the best comment of the day. Scratch that...... week.

[@Repeal-19thA]

The only reason its lasted this long is cause you man-child fanboys keep hate watching everything they (Disney) make lol

[@Martyn.T79]

I’m actually more excited about your reviews of these shows rather than the actual shows themselves.

[@CurtisDofMontana]

I asked AI if it helped write the acolyte. AI told me oh HELL no! don't throw me under that bus..

[@CurtisDofMontana]

I asked AI if Leslie Hedlund had gone to it and asked for help. The AI Said yes she needed help fixing her wackadoodle F'ed up script. The AI told me that not even it could fix that train wreck... 😱😱

[@leemonsampson1844]

😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤!!!!

[@riftshredder5438]

In Disney's Star Wars, they give kids drugs, and tell them to trust complete strangers, makes sense

[@zachrohler1047]

The leslie headland/weinstein experience

[@therealgreg5653]

only if the strangers are gay though

[@MehralsvierZeilnelesne]

The best add for ped*ph*les

[@dr.muller3243]

That is the best summary ever, it’s terrifying

[@YAH93]

And not just Star Wars, also Disney animated movies, i.e. Raya and the Last Dragon.

[@mala6238]

"The thread ties you to your destiny" "Your destiny is not controlled by a power"

[@loserinasuit7880]

It's like they tried to achieve every possible writing trope.

[@davidjones8043]

@@loserinasuit7880and also Lucas ALWAYS meant to incorporate the Wills who actually DO control everyone’s destiny through the force

[@loserinasuit7880]

@@davidjones8043 And Lucas also had awful idea

[@BirdBro2]

@@loserinasuit7880 he did. his idea for the sequels was arguably worse than what we got

[@loserinasuit7880]

@@BirdBro2 I haven't heard his ideas and frankly I'm afraid to

[@IncredibleMet]

I don’t care what school says, my grandma told me that Anakin blew up the Death Star which possibly killed millions.

[@spokajutlandandmetallurgis3404]

But before he blew up, the Death Star blew up the witches' coven and Grievous took their threads.

[@BD-iu1wh]

Your grandma knows her Space Wars, is her favorite the same as mine: all of them?

[@deusacimadetudoetodos6590]

In fact, George Lucas was wrong, yes, but to trust Kathleen Kennedy and Disney, and in selling the franchise, star wars should have died with him.

[@nichad29]

I want the spice creams youre having

[@Eggs_Bennidict_Cucumber_Batch]

And that Anakin was Bla... *blam*

[@tmy6294]

I really can't believe how far Star Wars has fallen. Disney has gone beyond running the franchise into the ground. I was a huge Star Wars fan as a kid and now I cringe when it's even mentioned. What a humongous fall from grace in the last decade.

[@scifiguy26]

Agreed almost every time I see something on my feed about Star Wars I just scroll right past it I never would have done that in the past😢

[@RealityCheck6969]

The power of many… lesbican womanists.

[@kennethsatria6607]

And George ain't even dead yet

[@CheeseOfMasters]

Cultural demoralisation initiatives from marxists.

[@GamingProspector84]

What happens when you put losers and dweebs in charge of a billion dollar franchise.

[@AJ-HawksToxicFinger]

'Ascension' is what you call it when a starlet gets the call up to the top floor of the Ritz Carlton in LA to 'earn' the role that will finally launch her career. Lesley writes what she knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@chestnutmouse6823]

"The Force is not a power you wield" proceeds to attack everyone

[@StrangeCreed]

You know, I didn't even realize that. The Witches were so dead fucking wrong about the Force that one Jedi Master fucking mind-smote their entire coven super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@billjacobs521]

Yeah. I don't even like the Nightsisters, but I feel insulted on their behalf that this other group of witches is compared to them.

[@StrangeCreed]

@@billjacobs521 It's like they're the Hot Topic witches being compared to the ones who actually study the occult and sacrifice chickens. One's at least making an effort at being authentic.

[@mrreyes5004]

@@billjacobs521 If anything, the Nightsisters were _TOO_ overpowered (teleportation, necromancy, voodoo dolls, intangibility, turning normal dudes into Force-sensitive brutes like Savage, etc) that the Nightsisters straight-up had to be nerfed to make it believable that Dooku, Grievous plus their army could actually wipe them out. Even then, some _still_ survived. You heard that right, it took *_the power of plot armor_* to _mostly_ destroy the Nightsisters, while Trinity wiped out all of these posers by total accident (as in, NOT EVEN TRYING to kill them). Even then, at least The Clone Wars had the nerve to commit to the Nightsisters being sinister and dark beings who were clearly not good (besides, like, Merrin). While The Acolyte seriously tries to gaslight the audience into accepting that the Thread Coven are somehow morally superior victims, despite the fact that the Thread witches imprisoned their children to forcibly indoctrinate them, started the fight with the Jedi despite seeing their own home on fire, and _mind-raped_ a teenager regardless of him being a Jedi. Feloni might deserve a lot of flack for some of his shows' terrible writing, but even he still had the morality and brain cells to recognize that the Nightsisters were clearly not too sympathetic. While Leslie deadass thinks that her witches are tragic misunderstood victims despite being just as messed-up as the Nightsisters (if not even more so).

[@zambekiller]

​@@mrreyes5004 so fun fact in legends all zabrak are force sensitive it's just the men are weaker in the force than the women. What the nightsisters do is awaken the males latent force abilities however rarely cases like maul appear where a male is so strong in the force that they don't need the nightsisters. As for their abilities some Sith have similar powers but usually fall to corruption quickly whereas the nightsisters draw apon the power of their home planet allowing it to be corrupted instead of them

[@theelder4797]

🎶 The power of not getting reneeeeeewed!" 🎶

[@TheChevLss]

😆

[@theelder4797]

They later say this was an old mining facility, which still makes no sense as to why the doors lock from the outside.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Not to mention how easily it catches fire.

[@GamingProspector84]

There’s 2 terminals at the door ~ apparently the only way in or out of the entire facility (because that’s not a OSHA violation 😂). Then Mae was able to splice the broken one with no power in 30 seconds 16 years later…… yup 🫠

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

@@GamingProspector84 Yep. Osha can apparently slice broken elevators.

[@GamingProspector84]

@@Lobsterwithinternet meant to say OSHA, but yeah 😂🤦‍♂️

[@Kaasschilfertje]

In case they have a cave troll

[@1down4upworkshop61]

"The Thread is not a power you wield" and then she demonstrates wielding the Thread lol

[@spokajutlandandmetallurgis3404]

Rian Johnson - I made a joke out of power and I have no idea how it works. Nobody can beat me. Space Witch Leslie - Hold my thread

[@jefferysterner]

highly flammable rocks 🤣

[@djvernski]

Coal

[@CurtisDofMontana]

Due to the fact there was no man there to operate Fire Equipment of course it was going to burn up quickly😂😂😂😂 you could tell no man lives there because there were no batteries in the fire detectors😂😂😂

[@CurtisDofMontana]

​@@djvernskithat is what all woke leftist think rock is made of😂😂😂😂

[@thatHARVguy]

Ya see, the flammable stone is unprocessed Explodium™. That's what the consoles in Star Trek are made of. The lowest bidder, amirite?

[@CurtisDofMontana]

@@thatHARVguy are you talking about Star Trek Discovery trek because every time something blew up on the bridge there rocks would appear.. 🤣🤣

[@CleverGirlAAH]

I can't believe I've been following so many other people on the Acolyte and NONE OF THEM have mentioned Spice cream... this is why you're top dog, RH.

[@RobotHead]

Cheers Man 👍

[@ihave7sacks]

Check out the critical drinker, and little platoon. They mention it.

[@pauldjaro]

Is there a power of zero? Can we just go with that?

[@coolcat23]

They are all the same level of power.

[@lancecurry7538]

If there is a power of Zero, it's in Code Geass, not Star Wars. (This is a Code Geass joke.)

[@SugarRayD]

Well anything to the power of 0 equals 1.

[@pauldjaro]

@@SugarRayD I was just hoping "The Power of Zero" means they stop and just go away. No more creepy chants.

[@SugarRayD]

@@pauldjaro lol, I know and I agree with your sentiment. It's just a silly math joke

[@AyeThatsHandsomePete]

Daily reminder that the show runner helped herd woman so her boss could assault and abuse them. Perfect for the Disney lineup!

[@UnknownJorge]

Never forget that Godzilla Minus One cost a fraction of one episode of this show.

[@hopefulpellinore5490]

Incredible, really.

[@KeldorDAntrell]

The words 'money laundering' cross my mind...

[@tyrannozilla]

I've said this before about Acoshit, but it bares repeating: 1. The show looks like it was filmed outside an abandoned apartment complex... in Detroit. 2. The show feels like Leslye took out random pages from different drafts of the script, stabled them together in random order, and left out the page numbers. Edit: 1:58 The Shining Twins would've been more believable as Jedi, and less creepy.

[@tubaduba9702]

no one cares what you think

[@tyrannozilla]

@@tubaduba9702 Then, why do I have 63 likes? Edit: It's now 130 likes.

[@codenamedoggo8550]

​@@tubaduba9702L

[@santos.l.halper1999]

​@@tyrannozilla it's not acoshit, it's crapolyte! Get it right ya thread weilder...

[@tyrannozilla]

@@santos.l.halper1999 Good one. Got it.

[@davidnierzwick2775]

Can you imagine, these people, were paid!👀🤯

[@mrreyes5004]

Seriously, there are _actually good_ fanfic writers of Star Wars who are stuck writing great yet profit-less stories online, while terrible creators like Leslye get handed millions to turn this trash into actual "canon" material. Sounds like a messed-up joke, but it's tragically real.

[@mobeen2335]

Somehow the Star Wars holiday special doesn't seem so bad after watching the last few years of Disney destruction

[@Genital_Kenobi]

Underrated comment😂

[@John-merman]

thanks for saying it. also, apparently the acolyte has a lower rating count than the holiday special as well

[@entgan]

Yep, the holiday special is a 5/5 compared to the trash Disney has put out.

[@justforever96]

At least the special wasn't actually malicious, it was made in some respect to the world. And i watched a good breakdown of how the special actually has some rudimentary character development and plot, which is more than the Acolyte has.

[@justforever96]

​@@Genital_Kenobiit's not exactly as original comment. I see that all the time.

[@raymathews1474]

Willow the acolyte!

[@GaudiaCertaminisGaming]

I thought the laughing witch was added as a goof. Amazed to find out it was just part of the show.

[@mannen659]

That laughing witch is really high on spice. :D:D:D:D

[@zambekiller]

Yeah I'd get blased too if I was told we were fighting the Jedi probably be the only one alive if I'm honest

[@ForgottenHonor0]

This show is like someone issued a fanfiction challenge to come up with a story based on something the author has never seen or knows anything about.

[@jarrodedson5441]

The power of one! The power of two! The power of money!

[@zambekiller]

The power of bankruptcy!

[@charleslaine]

Why would a little girl raised in isolation in a commune of women want to go off with strangers to become a warrior monk at the drop of a hat? It's so ridiculous!!!!!

[@sloths-df3gf]

Oh, I don't know. Last week I jetted off to Pakistan, stopped the first family I saw in the street and asked the kids whether they'd like to come back to the West with me and become Christians. Obviously, the parents didn't intervene. The kids are here now, learning the catechism. Later, I'll get them to vacuum and then prepare me a spot of lunch.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Maybe because she’s lonely and wants other kids to be around other than her sister? She says as much in the episode and hints at it when she’s talking to the Jedi.

[@GaudiaCertaminisGaming]

They have a great pension plan.

[@Griggs58]

Tbf if I was raised in a female only commune I’d fucking bail at the first opportunity too lmao

[@biggusy25]

​@@sloths-df3gfYou're missing the part where Pakistan has dudes..

[@alphgeek]

AI would have spotted the writing contradictions in a second if you fed it the script to assess. They should have used it, could hardly be worse.

[@enalb5085]

i always thought you didn't have TV in Australia and that you only have spiders for entertainment?!?!?

[@7MonarC]

How dare you? They also have scorpions 😂

[@tyrannozilla]

@@7MonarC And cockroaches the size of small dinner plates. No joke.

[@ev34me65]

@@7MonarC And don't forget the Drop Bears

[@Ptaaruonn]

The spiders form images, you can see TV through the moving mass.

[@underthepale]

No, they have television in Australia. It's just in black and white. Their color televisions have more kinds of black and white.

[@AThing-qp5gy]

And I thought Disney couldn’t get lower after bobbf

[@thanatoast4389]

I remember thinking The Last Jedi was going to be a grey Jedi thing… Pepperidge Farms remembers

[@DispelBreaker]

Facts. When Luke, I'm sorry JAKE said; "it's time for the Jedi to end" I was definitely thinking we were going to get something akin to EU Luke. Were he stepped outside of the traditional ways of the Jedi.

[@AJ-HawksToxicFinger]

it's all been going downhill since Anakin blew up the Death Star

[@PrincessFionaYT]

Grey Jedi is Bs. They are just Jedi on their way to the darkside. There is no gray Zen, no grey Dao, no gray Jedi. You’re either in tune with the force, or not.

[@nathank2289]

Nah. Hamill was saying, "fans will not like this movie" long before it released. That was proof enough it was going to be a shit show.

[@carson21211]

@@PrincessFionaYT Ahsoka is BS, I agree.

[@Pablo668]

It amazes me that modern Hollywood is incapable of writing stories that are good and actually make some sense. My personal theory is that internet fanfic writers have infiltrated the place. And that's only one of their problems.

[@underthepale]

When you hire for anything except talent, you get everything but talent.

[@AshCosgrove]

It's been infiltrated by nepo babies and college grads with 0 life experience that got straight A's from their professors because they agreed with their politics. All done in their Ivy League writing classes before getting a 6-figure gig on terrible projects like this!

[@dragonsword8129]

On the contrary, there are plenty of fan fictions better than this.

[@JPayne95]

Fanfic is inherently better because it usually holds true to established lore.

[@billjacobs521]

@@JPayne95 Even if it doesn't, fanfic writers are FANS, they love the IP and want to celebrate it. This mess, all Disney Star Wars, is cynical "deconstruction" by people who, at the very least, don't care about SW, if not actively dislike it.

[@drakelovecraft7679]

It's weird how vast the starwars is. But we keep ending up in isolated villages on nearly empty planets 😢 where's the cities, industrial areas, civilisations?

[@sweetchristmas101]

I'm just glad the witches didn't move into an abandoned mining facility on Tatooine.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Because they're cheaper.

[@AshCosgrove]

Cut them some slack they only had *checks notes $180 million to make this show!

[@pufffincrazy5275]

At least Andor showed us environments outside of Random Stock Space Village #5

[@Sue_Me_Too]

@@AshCosgrove That's barely enough to pay for the Craft Services!

[@JamesScarborough5290]

Excellent video. You’ve pointed out several things that I haven’t heard covered before, especially around the witches.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

The only thing is, with knowledge of Star Wars, we know that people who use the Force can fall to the dark side and cause death and destruction in their wake. Kind of like Psykers in Warhammer 40K or the Mages in Dragon Age.

[@richardgarrison8328]

Man I knew this show was bad but this is unreal. It’s a damn shame

[@electricbayonet2]

1:55 Having them fail to properly put their palms together before doing their creepy, rehearsed cult-chant is fitting in a way the writers absolutely didn’t intend. Makes sense for the maniacs writing the show to try and glorify the deeply disturbing way these twins were raised. Literally the only thing identical about them is their clothes and their haircuts. Not even the _actresses_ are identical twins.

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Fun Fact: Leslie herself said in an interview that she didn't choose identical twins because she couldn't tell them apart. 🦞🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dylanreinboth9577]

I watched 2.5 of the new movies & understood something terribly wrong was happening with a fictional universe I had fondly grown up with. Following your commentary has been so cathartic - it has really helped. I've watched your content now 10:1 of the new stuff, & don't see it changing. Thanks again.

[@monsterguyx]

17:30 Missed a perfect opportunity to make an "OSHA violation" joke there...

[@justinamerican8200]

The ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-caw thing is never going to stop being hilarious.

[@manoz6194]

It's the exact same sound the doorbell makes at my grandparents house lol

[@heaposan]

Best review yet dude. And very pleased to see Auntie Jack on the Oz TV. RIP Graeme and Rory.

[@darthbiscuit]

Leslie: from my point of view the Star Wars is evil Kathleen: well then. You really need to write our next show

[@JustTooDamnHonest]

Reality: How about F*CK NO!!!!!!

[@cognitivedissidents4642]

Everyone connected with this debacle acts so pleased with themselves, the way an emotionally disturbed child might take apart an heirloom watch, flush the parts down the toilet, then laugh delightedly at their naughtiness.

[@jamesbrockis5182]

The power of poor maintenance.

[@loris-bismar]

I love all of the 'Safe Space' movies. 'A New Cope', 'Femme power strikes back', 'Concern of the Jedi", 'The Femdom Menace', 'Attack of the Chodes' and 'Revenge of the Seeth'. I love em all, that's how big of a Safe Space fan i am

[@anon17472]

"We have the right to do the thing, with your permission of course" "Why would I put my muddy boots on Eddie's couch? I remember putting my boots on Eddie's couch" Cocaine is a helluva drug!

[@myflatlineconstruct]

Habitual line stepper

[@josephneely3856]

Hilarious dead on accurate

[@bones182x]

I wish these videos came more frequently but cheers mate

[@L1010-y6g]

5:10, AI would not contradict its self in such a short period of time

[@glytchd]

Yah legit, I was thinking same. AI wouldn't even be so bad and blatant in its contradictions

[@stevebrodine9801]

I grew up on Star Wars. I saw the original in the theatre in 77. I can't believe what Disney has done to something so awesome.

[@AliceBowie]

I like to assume the spice in Star Wars is 2012 Spice, MDPV, methylenedioxypyrovalerone. Because the idea of someone in Star Wars stripping naked, beating it in public, and cutting their face off, not necessarily in that order, is funny.

[@Sue_Me_Too]

Sounds badass, where do I order some?

[@zambekiller]

God damnit Yoda we told you to stop spiking the younglings juice boxes. Hehehe trickster I am

[@Ionic457]

I love you man... thanks for fighting the good fight!

[@Sig_P229]

What a joke show. It’s honestly sad

[@MillywiggZ]

7:26 We recognise your service with ‘Halfway Across the Galaxy and Turn Left’ and oh yeah ‘Neighbours’ too I guess. ‘Neighbours’ will go to number one only if Toad Fish goes postal as the finale and it turns out the entire thing was happening in his head.

[@the-trustees]

Every time I see Lezzye, all I can think about is Chet at the end of "Weird Science." 😂

[@UsualmikeTelevision]

Welcome back to KZbin Robot Head. Another awesome video! Thank you!

[@Resedda]

Jedi knights haven't bored me this much since Qui-Gon Jinn got shown up by everyone. Dull saber twirls are worth dying for.

[@alexanderwoodbury5593]

This one’s maybe my favorite Robothead series ever. It’s coming hard for the sequel reviews.

[@gregorylieber8362]

WITCHES OF THE THREAD: "The power of many.." JEDI MASTER TRINITY: "Power of many snapped necks"

[@BasilFrank]

People used to tell me, "Ah your name is Basil, like in Fawlty Towers?"........ I fear that will change after this show.

[@ihave7sacks]

It won't, not many people watched this shit.

[@Ta2dwitetrash]

Pesto change-o 😂

[@billjacobs521]

Don't worry, few people actually watched this and fewer still will remember it.

[@alexandersteinmetz6857]

Sniffer....sue them!

[@zambekiller]

​@@alexandersteinmetz6857 dew it

[@djretro83]

I'm shocked that the lesbian witch didn't shout "HADOUKEN!" when she was showing off her power of nothing.

[@lordhumungus8528]

“The power of 1..the power of 2..the power of…umm..arhhh,ummm..1, 2, ummm…many” nailed it!

[@alastair4839]

The scissors across the screen keeps cracking me up 🤣

[@leonaimene7283]

"da pawa of maaaanyyyyyyy" that line lives in my head rent free. what's more funny than song itself is the fact that the people who wrote that shht thought that they made a master piece, and they probably came in their pants when they made it

[@DenverGamer]

My man Robot Head! Back on attack!!

[@WGasmss]

Can believe this shit gets funded but I can’t get The Dark Crystal Season 2

[@bendyinkdemon3094]

The Dark Crystal season 2 would have been so much better then this too

[@axinhedgelion8417]

Saying George Lucas is wrong about the force is a flat out lie. HE CREATED THE STAR WARS FRANCHISE

[@martymackillop]

Bravo Sir. You have surpassed yourself yet again. Love that hooting right at the end. Perfect.

[@amadocarranza5141]

How could George Lucas be wrong about the force? He’s the one who created Star Wars and the idea of the force. You can’t be wrong about something if you’re the one who invented/created it.

[@troffle]

Bonus points for the "beginner lesson right before the graduation ceremony" issue. DOUBLE POINTS for the Industry Super Fund ad.

[@GIBBO4182]

Silly George. Imagine how much money he could’ve made from Star Wars if he’d have been RIGHT about the force!? 😂😂

[@JPayne95]

George lucas is pretty stupid, imagine the money he'd have made if he didn't sell out on us. I always wondered why he sold to Disney of all companies.

[@zambekiller]

​@@JPayne95 because his own kids didn't want anything to do with StarWars

[@waterbeauty85]

What you said about Sol being "very, VERY interested in Osha reminds me that another KZbinr reviewing the episode said expected it to show "Sol driving away in his candy filled van.:

[@dinneyw9215]

Wait, Australians are all doing the Blitzball sign for victory?

[@marcuspitts2482]

Good old FF X

[@Internetsuck69]

Wheres wakka

[@86BarbOmega]

Blitzball needs to be a real sport i played it so much i was so good at it in the FFX game that i took a break from the main gameplay storyline to keep playing Blitz :D

[@danielbeckman6742]

“Any blitz ball player would know that prayer.”

[@Coolnesski]

The Ascent ceremony scene is weird because it occurs next to a huge hole in the ground,as though descending is the primary activity involved.

[@alexandersteinmetz6857]

what do you expect, when Showrunner tell in Interviews the Hole in the Ground in the last Jedi, luring Mary sue Rey into remind Her of an female Genital...

[@miller42]

How did Master SquidGame know that May started the fire? Only May and Osha were in that scene, right? I wonder how many times the story changed in the editing room up until the first two episodes aired. There's a continuity mistake in a later episode during that chase sequence in the planet's ring where May calls the little droid by its name even though the character is not supposed to know. She also acts like she cares about it despite that she did a "factory reset" to the droid an episode prior.

[@KeldorDAntrell]

Master Squidgame knowing that May started the fire might be the only thing they got right: Jedi can learn things through the force.

[@nick_yd]

That ridiculous witch laugh in the background while the fortress burns down killed me.

[@TheNissaba]

lol wtf, Lucas invented the “Force,” and the “Force” is fiction. Disney only added water to an old, cold soup. You cannot say he was wrong about Star Wars; he is the creator of the concept! But I guess as Paul Atreides said: "He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing". Well, they destroyed it, so now they control it.

[@pointeddown]

I don’t blame Headland, she’s who she is. Everything falls at KK’s feet for putting her in as show runner. You don’t get a dog and expect it to not bark. KK knew this was going to be the outcome and did it anyway. How she’s still in charge is amazing ( pretty sure there’s some kind of black mail involved)

[@falloutfan2502]

Amazing that the 20-min YT video from Australia is more entertaining than a billion-dollar franchise from Hollywood these days.

[@TheStormtrooper2004]

The power larry slapping 😂

[@thefinerthingsinlife4557]

The Pedo-Jedi has been known by the Jedi council for years. Yoda wants it covered up for obvious reasons. We found out, Luke was abused later in life too. The shame of it make him exile himself on an island.

[@haroldb1856]

Luke carried on the cycle of abuse with his walrus padawans.

[@hopefulpellinore5490]

I just about died from second-hand embarrassment during these clips. This crap makes the low budget 90-00's Sci Fi channel movies look good.

[@ObsidianBehemoth]

The Jedi did nothing wrong. (Stabbing a smoke demon who was dissolving a child, freeing Kill-bacca from mind control.) Or at least they wouldn't have if they were written less stupid. (Breaking and entering, one's obsession to go home joining another's obsession about a girl too old to be a padawan, Trinity's idea to do a conspiracy.)

[@waterbeauty85]

Some people have pointed out that the Sol broke into the coven's residence, but they were in the dangerous and essentially lawless Outer Rim where inhabitants can often be hostile, ruthless and violent which makes Sol surreptitiously reconnoitering the coven a rational thing to do, and finding people while on an official mission to investigate a planet almost requires looking into. Also what Sol saw of Anisaye knocking the little girls down using the Thread and what Mae said about being sacrificed gave him reasonable cause to be concerned about the girls' safety, and it being the Outer Rim he was right to ask Indara "Who will protect them if not the Jedi?" They would have believed they had an ethical obligation to step in, and there was really no legal authority in the region to say they didn't.

[@brendangkelleher2669]

I was thinking I’d seen enough Acolyte videos over the last few weeks,but this was hilarious! Keep them coming Robot Head! 👍

[@apathy113]

George Lucas was wrong about the force...😂😂😂😂😂

[@edithboote1920]

Hilarious, perceptive, top-shelf comedy and analysis - love it!

[@CurtisDofMontana]

The fortress was Chinese tofu construction..😂😂 look it up kids.

[@BIGBOSS-bu1jt]

the belt and road intiative good old ccp always shit, and never change's

[@revolverswitch]

ah they were in space china this whole time, makes sense now

[@CurtisDofMontana]

@@BIGBOSS-bu1jt The lesbian space witches good suckered into the Belt and road Winnie the Pooh ping.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 If I was in China that joke would have got me arrested and thrown in a camp free education.

[@CurtisDofMontana]

@@BIGBOSS-bu1jt The lesbian space witches got suckered into the Belt and road by Winnie the Pooh ping.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 If I was in China that joke would have got me arrested and thrown in a camp free education.

[@CurtisDofMontana]

@@revolverswitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nice

[@CelesteOnYoutube]

It's not the stone that caught fire; it's the threads LOL

[@BlackGold-fc7tu]

Lumpy the wookie wouldn't even like this show

[@gamervet4760]

4:53 That's a power you can wield. If you can manipulate it that much, you're wielding it.

[@kloassie]

The power of one / two / many is completely logical when you understand that _"one, two, many"_ is the order of spreading, diluting and *_weakening_* the power you wield. One mother beats two other witches and one Trinity defeats a coven of witches. The thread is only as powerful as the weakest link

[@marklechman2225]

That short clip of Yoda from Empire was jarring. It’s like it’s from a different franchise altogether.

[@rexstetson1717]

Damn! I’m a minute late. I’ll try to do better next time.

[@ibidesign]

Hope everything is okay with you, RH. Your editing just keeps getting tighter and funnier. Keep it up!

[@Budginut]

No one seems to be talking about the fact that they look nothing like spikey headed mum that carried them. I mean I wasn't paying a lot of attention but didn't spikes say she carried them? If they had two mums would they be dark skinned with spikes?

[@alexandersteinmetz6857]

pssst.. other Place i did the same bad Move....better dont dare to put profane binaric genetic Coding on such Greatness like the otherworldy created Godesses of the Thread....you will be sw-chillbusted!

[@uniktbrukernavn]

Surprised that Carrie-Anne Moss survived the opening credits: in a galaxy far far away Carrie-Anne was a dingowhan warrior and she died in the Rimwars a long-long time ago. One thing I noticed during this video is that some of the footage looks like behind the scenes or interview on-set type photography. Especially some of the scenes with the two kids. It's like the everything is slightly off. It could be that the kids simply can't act.