The Acolyte review SHOCKINGLY Bad Star Wars Finale

[@disparutoo]

Star Wars The Acolyte Finale episode 8 Series 1 the conclusion of the series that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. This series has been an stunning collection of bad interviews, marketing choices and even a diss track. Many of which put the shows already awful story, in an even worse light. But the finale was meant to wrap up the whole thing, it didn't. Instead it largely set up season 2, while contradicting everything we already knew about the series. It wasn't meant to, I just don't think the writers are morally capable of understanding what they wrote. It seems that you're meant to be rooting for Osha and Mae, that you feel sorry for them and see the Jedi as evil. Yet it failed, Sol didn't nothing wrong, the whining sisters are evil, and you're left with a series with no satisfying ending, as no villain got what they deserved. That's only true if you think Sol was the villain. But what do you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

[@sba8710]

What I think is that I didn’t watch it

[@RyanConway602]

Crouching vagina hidden croth

[@BardicGM]

Just wanted to say Shields are a common thing on ships in Star Wars that are strong enough to maintain an effective layer of atmosphere, it's how they can open the hangars on ships like theimperial destroyers in New Hope without need for air locks and maintain standard operations. Even a ship Sol's size should have a fairly potent deflector shield set up considering it's a freighter or Cruiser class by the looks of it.

[@markintrona5170]

at 26:08 she leg sweeps a person whose legs are in the air...... This fight is embarrassing to watch I really hope I don't have to explain why.

[@kamotrof]

You missed that the elevator works…when it’s powered by the generator that exploded 16 years ago and blew up the base.

[@haku8135]

I need to ask at this point. Does Disney KNOW that Darth Vader.... Had a RESPIRATOR? Like he wasn't just breathing heavily for dramatic effect, his LUNGS were burnt to cinders so he needs a respirator to SURVIVE. Putting on a helmet doesn't immediately result in mouth breathing.

[@alphaomega1328]

gotta shoe-horn the 'nostalgia feels' in somehow. It's like when that bloke said 'oh year may the force be with you' normally it's hey they said the thing they said the thing that rocks... this time it was like everything else : Flat and Stale.

[@svenskanal]

Yes it does. Evil helmet = heavy breathing and low frequency oscillating voice.

[@NostalgikOne]

Stop making sense, you’re going to hurt their brains if they read this.

[@elyrienvalkyr8167]

It's member-berries for sure... but the helmet in this show is very very very obviously a respirator. The "teeth" are so painfully clearly oxygen tubes feeding air into the mouth. It looks stupid as fuck, but the sound is a functional purpose of the helmet. Find real criticisms instead if fabricating shit to be mad at. There's plenty of real things to hate.

[@SatanLiterally]

​@@elyrienvalkyr8167 nah even if that's true(I'd be willing to bet Headland would stare stupidly at you if you asked her and then say it's a good theory) it's still stupid and fair game for criticism. Why would he *need* some kind of mechanical ventilation if he has normal, healthy lungs? The point is Darth Vader needs mechanical ventilation because he was toasted up. Qimir just has it because Vader does.

[@Alteori]

The most evil thing about this show is the writers 😂

[@clockworkcrazy5121]

Hey, look who it is! I was just about to go watch your review next.

[@RainFox919]

Even Palpertin would say "That goes to far"

[@lyravain6304]

I mean, it's only Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant, she can't be THAT bad, can she? Being a woman and all.

[@iguran6035]

@@Alteori Close, anyone who was part of it and didnt object to the writing is just as bad imo, same as those germans back in the day just following orders and allowing evil to be spread. Im not calling the writers old age germans im just saying the logic behind it is eerily similar.

[@EvilExcalibur]

@@Alteori So much so that writing someone "good" eludes them completely

[@nuclearmedicineman6270]

"I want to kill jedi" - Mae "I want to surrender to the Jedi" - Mae "I want to kill Jedi (again)" - Mae "I want to escape from the Jedi" - Mae "I want to get my memory erased and join the Jedi" - Mae ..that's not a plot, that's a mood disorder.

[@Hiraghm]

yes, a character a "modern audience" can relate to, I imagine...

[@jamesmetcalf5597]

I would also imagine that it's also the "normal" state of mind for all executives at Disney especially the ones at Lucas Film.

[@forlornfoe]

Feels like the actress is not playing a character, but simply acting as herself.

[@HalbdaemonKite]

BPD representation.

[@mikoto7693]

It’s almost like they remembered the plot of Knights of the Old Republic and how Revan became a Jedi….. or at least that’s how it went in my game.

[@Killer_KT]

Sol: I killed your mother because she looked like she was doing something to your sister! I wanted to save you both! OSHA: 😡 Mae: I burnt everything down with you in it but only because I didn't want you to leave me, I'm sowwy... OSHA: 🥺

[@PeoplePleaser578]

Yeah but Sol has dangly bits so he is clearly evil.

[@avarion9538]

Also Mae blames Osha, because hadn't she tried to have an own, free life with the Jedi, Mae wouldn't have burned down everything. That's exactly, how abusers are to their victims.

[@skwills1629]

@@avarion9538 - So its what Leslie Headland Understands then...

[@GeraltofRivia22]

​@@avarion9538almost like Lesbian Headlamp wrote what she knew.

[@donovanwilliams5424]

This is modern women though. Not wrong there.

[@patrickwhatsittoyou8059]

Blame every death on Sol, even though the first episode showed he not only wasn't on the same planet when the Jedi master was killed, there was a witness who pointed out who killer her. AND the second episode that showed him being around other people when the second Jedi master was found dead...Disney Logic at it's core

[@skwills1629]

Sol is Cardinal George Pell.

[@marthaelenabrenesorozco2953]

So in the end the murderers go free and unpunished. Something tells me that this ending is based on the personal experience of Leslie Headland.

[@leonnunhofer3453]

It is. She said, the show is based on her and her experiences and relationship with her sister

[@BertoxolusThePuzzled]

Crimes getting swept under the rug and going unpunished, middle aged Jedi feeling intimate "connections" to a young underage girl and immediately demanding to be her direct boss, evil is good, good is evil... They say to write what you know and Leslie seems to have REALLY taken that advice to heart with this show.

[@electricbayonet2]

@@leonnunhofer3453 Which makes it all the more classy that Headland has the story end with the 'good' sister crumbling like a sandblaster soup cracker to become _even worse_ than the evil one when placed in her shoes.

[@theelder4797]

No, don't ya see? SHE'S the innocent assistant that took all the blame! Don't think about it.

[@LimitedCheetah]

Maybe Harvey did nothing and it was all Leslie

[@zacharyboudreau9127]

This is as much Star Wars as Velma is Scoobie Doo.

[@arthaiser]

disagree, this is star wars. is just that star wars is shit now. velma is not scoobie doo, but star wars has been like this since basically episode VII

[@HasturBeta]

I hate giving Velma credit, but at least Velma s2 had scrappy doo slightly redeem the show by mauling Velma to death. Rest in peace dawg. Scrappy was the true hero we needed.

[@tylertheinflator]

I wish I could like this comment more than once.

[@DavidByrden1]

Leslye Star Wars is Best Star Wars !

[@DocMicrowave]

Very fair to say.

[@reignman30]

Sol: Justifiably kills Osha's psycho mother in self defense, AND saved her sister Mae in the process Smilo: Murders all of Osha's close friends in cold blood, including her girlfriend, right in front of her, and tried to kill her and her sister too Osha: Chokes Sol to death because he's a monster and falls in love with Smilo

[@__-xv3pr]

Sounds like a really bad case of Stockholm Syndrome.

[@davidgantenbein9362]

If a man would have written this show, he would be called a misogynist for that 😂

[@Likexner]

XXs snitching on themselves

[@fieldmarshalbaltimore1329]

Write what you know I suppose

[@adrenjones9301]

Well... she's a woman.

[@MarkLittle-rq2bq]

"...we need to talk." "GREAT deception I sense. Think me blind, do you? BLAMELESS, Sol is! Take over this investigation, I shall - a Jedi, YOU are NOT."

[@JaimieSch]

The good ending. Master Yoda would then go on to immediately uncover the Sith threat and destroy it, thus preventing all the horrors of the Jedi Purge and the rise of The Empire.

[@MarkLittle-rq2bq]

@@JaimieSch ...alas, this is Disney Star Wars, so it's gonna be Rey Palpatine to save the day!

[@matane2465]

Green Wench: A rogue jedi named Sol killed everybody. Ghost Sol: She's lying. This is BS.

[@EvilDoresh]

"Shut up, we don't believe in Force Ghosts yet"

[@skwills1629]

@@EvilDoresh - "Shut up, we don't believe in Force Ghosts yet" Said Ki Adi Mundi...

[@lasse4416]

Poor Sol, ended up hated and betrayed by just about everybody 😂

[@peterg9729]

Every single person who saw mae kill Trinity, who was on the space-ship when the jedi arrested osha, at the jedi temple when baldy Bee Gee was murdered, every person on coruscant when trinity was killed and Sol was training younglings. Thousands of witnesses who know beanhead is lying.

[@skwills1629]

@@peterg9729 - No One Will ever pout it together, it is The Perfect Cover.

[@CharlesUrban]

Poor Squid Game Guy. He went through the long process of learning a new language just to play a creepy weirdo who gets girlbossed to death (and happens to own a lightsaber). I'm willing to bet that he'll be content to stay in Korea from now on. And that his agent is already fired.

[@biffdakid]

Honestly it's for the best Hollywood is a cesspool right now

[@TheTiredTortoise]

Seriously

[@MattttG3]

*i very much doubt he wants to live in Korea unless he is famous there like he kinda is here* IDK SK has its own internal corruption. Highest GDP per capita but yeah, they ain't exactly an easy place to get ahead. Everyone is working ore hours a week there than most Americans even do. Their gov just tried to make 59 hour work weeks a thing for the youth.... Here he can act like he enjoyed the time on this horrible show called StAr wArS and still get endless roles. Well.... He should sharpen his english a bit more and he will get the roles. Surely.

[@TheOriginal_Unaleska]

Thats twice they screwed over famous Korean actors. The other one was a guy in the Marvels.

[@CharlesUrban]

@@MattttG3 I think that he's a well-known actor in Korea, but if he really wants to hang out in American Crazytown instead of Korean Crazytown, more power to him.

[@Henry-kz4gn]

"youre guilty of murder" "but i dont remember murdering anybody" "oh okay then."

[@jetsdude8]

"The evil male is guilty of murder also!" "But wasn't he just defending himself from a lesbian smoke monster?" "How dare you!"

[@GH-ub7qz]

works every time....

[@Alexander_Kale]

It would be pretty pointless to try and punish a person who no longer exists.... I am more interested how her sister thought that erasing her entire life was somehow not on the same level of bad as killing her.

[@Nyet-Zdyes]

Women start fight with men. Men bad. Somehow, that sounds familiar.

[@wimpymcsteel4458]

@@jetsdude8 It sucks you almost have to have a law degree to figure out who is guilty, but Sol IS guilty of 2nd degree murder here. Remember, he climbed a huge wall to get past a locked door, and enter the Witches home. The witches are the ones with the right to self defense, regardless of his actions once inside.

[@SammEater]

Gotta love how they are still pretending this is a morally grey tale. As out of character as they tried making the Jedi, they were STILL 100% in the right about the witches.

[@rosssoyka860]

Almost upvoted. Keep your eyes up.

[@SammEater]

@@rosssoyka860 So you don't agree that they failed in making a morally grey tale?

[@rosssoyka860]

No! You were at 69 :(

[@younggreg6155]

Can we give this man 29 more likes?

[@SammEater]

@@rosssoyka860 Lol, I wasn't even aware of the number. My bad.

[@MarkLittle-rq2bq]

"Sol, my dear old friend..." *throws Sol under the bus*

[@skwills1629]

AS woul;d be Expected of Leslie Headland's Wife.

[@elenoe8]

I'll still go with my ep 3 prediction, that the green bean is the trans Mama Horny and she is the Sith Lord, saved May and her goal the whole time was to destroy the Jedi order and bring both daughters back to her side... And everything in later episodes just confirma that.

[@marychocolatefairy]

@@elenoe8 The problem with that is that the green lady is actually an established character. She previously appeared in the High Republic novels.

[@elenoe8]

@@marychocolatefairy that didn't stop them before. Was she also this lying scheming? Or is that new?

[@MarkLittle-rq2bq]

@@elenoe8 Yep, that's new. I believe in the comics or books (don't know, not an EU guru) Vernestra actually threatened to turn another Jedi into the High Council for some treasonous activity...so she essentially is acting the exact opposite as to how she was initially portrayed. Good job, Disney...well done, Leslye.

[@Etherman7]

Remember when force choking had a very specific sound cue that gave the silly pantomiming some weight, because otherwise you just have someone gagging hilariously?

[@eerielamp]

See, adding in that sound effect was too much to add to the budget.

[@emilioochoa2862]

Man sol is the most tragic character ever. Killed a bunch of darkside witches in selfdefense, watched as all his friends killed, his padawan kills him, and is framed for all of it. If there's any justice in this world someone will try to clear sols name, hunts down osha and quimir, and exposes jedi master nempo.

[@auraguard0212]

Yeah, Yoda will do it. :3😊

[@davfree9732]

@@auraguard0212 I'd rather see Yoda commission a group of Republic Commando's and give them anti-Force special training so they can go out and kill Sith. Why..? Because a Commando squad is backed by the government and what Headland tried to pass off as justice, needs a response bigger than internal Jedi matters. And since we're way off canon at this point KK and co couldn't clap back about a group out to save Canon.

[@ProdAlarick]

@@auraguard0212 I fuckin hope they leave Yoda out from that sht, I already hate them for killing my fav. space fish out of scree, his legends fate are similar but atleast there he is a hero, Yoda is still the greatest and the most intellectual Jedi Master even with his silly persona in the original trilogy, but this crew could'nt write a sentance worthy for him.

[@TheBigGSN5]

Not one bit of Disney SW is canon.

[@kaylahensley1581]

I do not understand why Nepo bothered with a coverup, the politician specifically mentioned a Jedi going off the rails in his list of suspicions against the order. It’s like she wants to draw more scrutiny and extra oversight rather than pursuing transparency.

[@iamtheprotagonist]

Osha in Ep6: “That’s the path to the Dark Side.” Osha in Ep8: Turns to the Dark Side and kills Sol.

[@cattrucker8257]

"I'm not that easily corruptible!"

[@HasturBeta]

@iamtheprotagonist Osha in Ep8: Wins 1st place in a "Best Beached Big Mouth Billy Bass impression" contest, then turns to the Dark Side and kills Sol. fixed that for you

[@ProdAlarick]

Osha and Mae the whole season: (o.o) it's not bad acting it's actually pretty big achivement, congrat for keeping the same face for that long.

[@cacophonic7]

And that heel-turn from our "protagonist" would have been only 1 episode apart except for the fact that they padded this shitshow out with a second, pointless, flashback episode.

[@VisiblyPinkUnicorn]

She turned to the Cock Side.

[@theghostofmaximumvolume3414]

This is the most expensive therapy session that has ever been made into tv show. I hope you feel better, Leslie Headlamp.

[@M-S_4321]

She saw terrible things happen she earned her victim card

[@titfortatpeterpan]

but she dont listen to all the psychologists... so she had to suffer 4 ever or another 200 mill from blackmailparty arrives

[@rohgadriscol]

next to turning red, disney give so much money away for a tiny production quality control,HR deparments really to need increase their level of competence..

[@MattttG3]

*Lez Headlamp*

[@MattttG3]

*no she actively let those things happen as she was Weinstein's literal assistant* She caused the same things that made many into victims.... And she has the audacity to act like she is also one of them lmfao Typical modern day |ib woman. 🤮

[@Re-PhantomZero]

This episode shows how the people behind this are actually evil, they are unable to comprehend what is good morality.

[@long_dennis]

They’re in Hollywood Of course they’re evil….wasn’t that always obvious?

[@alexandergreene461]

What a fascinating story. Main character does nothing of her own volition for the entirety of it, until the end, where she decides that, based on emotion, she wants to kill the one person who did nothing wrong because she heard half the story. This guy was sent to investigate a weird planet, found a coven of evil witches, and upon approaching those witches peacefully, they attack and traumatize one of his companions. He forgives this. Then he finds out they are abusing and indoctrinating children. He tries to find an excuse to save those children, instead he finds out they ripped some poor soul in half and put her in two bodies. His traumatized ally then acts irrationally and he goes to stop him, only to discover that one of the children he wanted to save was going to be killed by the other one. He finds the murderous child about to be "TRANSFORMED INTO THE FORCE" by someone else, which is literally an allegory for dying in this universe, and kills the entity that is, to the best of his understanding, attempting to murder a child. The murderous child and the child to be saved are later in a dangerous situation and he tries to save both, but is too weak, so he saves the one that is not actively a murderer and arsonist. His superior convinces him not to report the information. His superior gets killed and he feels responsible for the suspect who did it. He goes to find her, implicitly trusts her and looks out for her best interests, and gets betrayed for it and murdered. Only a twisted, insane person could think this is a good or sensible story.

[@ronald220964]

She worked for Harvey Weinstein .

[@sanityclaus8433]

I find it curious that Disney has chosen to show that the more diverse and inclusive an organization is; the more inept, corrupt, and divisive it is. 🤔

[@Nyet-Zdyes]

Yep... they are doing a VERY good job of THAT. Edit - Ironic, isn't it?

[@Braziliannig]

That teaches us something: only cus white males make good entertainment.

[@30noir]

Not on purpose, though - that's important.

[@Henry-kz4gn]

"You came to visit, so i killed my whole family" ITS ALL SO MORALLY GRAY!

[@Ackalan]

The fact that people think there's any moral grey in this story is proof that amorality is wide spread. The witches died because they basically committed suicide by Jedi.

[@luizmonad777]

@@Ackalan No one thinks that except the insane woke that works at dysney and on the DEI departments.

[@Xbalanque84]

​@@Ackalan Only the Lucasfilm writers room and similar fanfic writers are that dumb/morally bankrupt.

[@BetaRayBill32]

​@@The13thRonin And what have you done? You're really good at pointing the finger at everyone else, kind of like the main characters in this series.

[@The13thRonin]

@@BetaRayBill32 I did more than you champ, I guarantee you of that. I've been warning people about this for two decades, I was part of OG Gamergate. Not my fault you cucks didn't listen.

[@the_absurd_hero]

Basil the Beaver: Sells out Mae to Sol so that he can stun and capture her. Basil, 2 hours later: Sabotages Sol's technology so that Mae can escape. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

[@antomarci-e6b]

Was Basil in the room when Sol explained how the Jedi attempted to save children, deleted mind controlling witches and stabbed a smoke demon mid disintegrating a kid? Thats the only excuse the writers could use, since they think the 2nd flashback revealed the Jedi to be Eeeeevil apparently.

[@davfree9732]

@@antomarci-e6b That...Or maybe Mae reset him to factory settings too.

[@ProdAlarick]

The only reason imo that that little sht is jsut an ahole, make a shoe from it.

[@combatking0]

He was the only one to attack her. With all his strength.

[@leonnunhofer3453]

He is evil and just enjoys to cause chaos and pain. That's how it makes sense. He is so annoying, it's astounding, how hard they messed up this demonic thing. Imo it's worse than Jar Jar Bings 😡

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

'Hotwire' implies there is power to reroute. The place is burnt out. Power generator is toast. WTF is there to hotwire?

[@ChaoticYak1]

The flammable rocks?

[@serberus5233]

✊️ Girl power ✊️

[@nmmrg]

Osha and Mae went through the entire story having zero positive impact on anyone's lives while only causing misery and disappointment to everyone they come in contact with. Everyone, including us, would have been better off if they had never been created.

[@ScottiDucati]

The lightsaber turns from Blue to Red when she turns to the dark side , but Anakin's remained Blue when he turned to the dark side and was killing all the younglings. Make it make sense.

[@Fakenamedidiot]

I know almost nothing about star wars lore, but the only thing I can think of is crystal bleeding I think it's called? But even then it seems way too much like a cop out and...well, as the guy above me mentions, she would need who knows how much power

[@BrainDamagedAutist]

Disney created the idea of sabers changing color that way. Lucas' vision and the EU before Disney's garbage had sabers based on the color of the crystal. There was no emotional connection that changed their color, you'd have to physically change the focusing crystal in the hilt.

[@freman007]

@@rittersternchen Later retcon. The Sith supposedly get red lightsabers by using synthetic rather than natural kyber crystals.

[@rayvonvelez3129]

It's not a retcon. It's Disney non canon garbage. Disney isn't canon to the 6 films. It's fan fic

[@cursethemountain]

Exar Kun's lightsaber was always blue even though he's one of the most evil dark side users we know about

[@Kiyoone]

The Female AI voice saying "throbbing" apathetically gets me every time. 100% gold comedy

[@BertoxolusThePuzzled]

I suspect she was supposed to say thrumming in the script, but got a little too excited in the moment...

[@Ramsey276one]

15:17 XD

[@RealRushinRussian]

@@BertoxolusThePuzzled or strobing.

[@Hungary_0987]

​​@@BertoxolusThePuzzledor stroking😏

[@justinwhite2725]

I'm sick of it. But every so often the timing gets me to laugh. Whoever edits disparus videos - props.

[@iamtheprotagonist]

Osha in Ep6: “I don’t trust you.” Osha in Ep8: Joins and trains with him.

[@CapuiICazzu]

also osha, i left the jedi for my choice, also osha now mad they kick her out

[@TheManofThings777]

By that ending, it looks like she's gonna do a whole lot more than just train with him.

[@matane2465]

She wants his throbbing lightsaber.

[@the_absurd_hero]

She was REALLY impressed when she saw his lightsaber 😏

[@CapuiICazzu]

@@the_absurd_hero dont u mean throbbing lightsaber

[@thedealmama3070]

I love that they tried to make Sol the bad guy but instead he was the best actor on set, AND he got one of the only two morally decent characters. 👏 Well played Sol

[@GeraltofRivia22]

Who is the other?

[@HalbdaemonKite]

@@GeraltofRivia22 The droid.

[@beefsuprem0241]

Palpatine took years to groom and coerce Anakin to the Dark side. Wish ezra miller just took his shirt off and osha was all in 😂😂

[@EvilDoresh]

Palpatine never gave it a try...

[@GeraltofRivia22]

He's more like Premium Ezra Miller

[@TyeDPod]

If Palpatine was a hot female, it might have been an option.

[@EvilDoresh]

@@TyeDPod You don't know. Nobody has ever asked him about his prefered pronouns

[@TyeDPod]

@@EvilDoresh It's not what he identifies as, but what others see that matter. He wasn't hot nor a female. ( side note: I have never and will never, ask about someone's pronouns.)

[@giraffesauce4561]

They call it the High Republic because everybody was high on spice.

[@williamsiegle8205]

Death Sticks

[@xlproductionsyup2738]

space weed is a powerful thing

[@little_dandelion]

Spice cream for kids is the lure used by rodent creeps.

[@vermis8344]

Special white spice from Kessel's moon, Kolumbiya.

[@nicoleackerman205]

Spice like the spice from Dune.😂

[@larrylivengood4314]

$180,000,000. Lesbian Legohead must have some knowledge of somebody’s name being on a certain list…

[@kaylahensley1581]

That actually makes more sense than the entire plot of this steaming festering turd.

[@Lone_Star86]

Lesbian Legohead is the best one yet! 😂😂 So accurate 😂

[@douglasarthur2673]

A fly list ? To an island ?

[@geistnoir1420]

Don’t forget she put her wife in the show. So between her and her wife they got a good chunk of that money.

[@DaNinja60]

Ten times the budget of Godzilla minus one. Where did the money go if not into the pocket of Lesbian Headspace.

[@ArchangelExile]

Her lightsaber turning red while activated is so stupid. So, at that moment, she "bled" her kyber crystal by using anger and the dark side which turned it from blue to red. If that's how it works, then why did Anakin's lightsaber stay blue the entire time he was fighting Obi-Wan on Mustafar? I'd say he was even angrier and in much more despair, so much so that he lost control and choked the one thing he loved the most and tried to save and tried to kill his mentor and father figure immediately after. This is another reason that Disney's bleeding the crystal BS is stupid and I dislike it so much.

[@Alexander_Kale]

because dumb retcon. Back then, bleeding crystals didnt exist as a concept yet, if memory serves. Sith light sabers used to be red becuase they favored synthetic crystals.

[@draketheduelist]

Yet another instance of "I half-read an article on Wookiepedia", just like the cortosis and the existence (albeit temporally displaced) of Ki Adi Mundi. Besides, I thought bleed was supposed to be this concerted ritual that took a fairly long time and a lot of focus. It essentially works by torturing the kyber crystal with the Dark Side. You don't just bleed a lightsaber over the course of a few minutes like you're doing all your Dark Side homework on the bus on the morning of the due date. To make it even stupider, Kyle from The Imaginary Axis YT channel (highly recommended for his Darkseid two-parter) did a video fairly recently about if a lightsaber could cut Superman (short answer: no, obviously), and he brought up bleeding at the end. And I'm now left thinking "the timeline lines up... ...oh no..." Do these doofuses get their ideas from _KZbin videos?_ Speaking of doing your homework on the bus ride...

[@DavyYork]

And also it's been remaining blue after Anakin got his sith eyes.

[@johannesseyfried7933]

It's a cute gag in the lego game, when Anakin's lightsaber suddenly turns red and he hits it until it turns blue again. As a canon explanation however, it's stupid. Why can't you just let the Sith have their own crystals?

[@ngrjordi2352]

​@@johannesseyfried7933I heard that in Legends, red crystals are synthetic

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

RIP Sol. You deserved better.

[@mikoto7693]

You really did Sol. You deserved so much better. And so did his actor.

[@jedibusiness66]

“I’ll stop you from being a Jedi, but I won’t stop you from being a Sith.” Make it make sense lol.

[@seanblack1320]

Just a few reminders: Mae tried to kill an innocent bartender so Indara would try and save him, making her an easier kill. Qimir killed several innocent jedi who weren't even there to look for him. Both Osha and Qimir are involved with Plagueis somehow, which will lead to all the deaths that happened by the Empire in the OT. Why are the Jedi the bad ones again?

[@IkarusKommt]

Qimir killed everyone in self-defense though.

[@seanblack1320]

Also, lore wise the crystal turning red is how you get red lightsabers. It's a process known as bleeding. But you're supposed to take the crystal out. And it's a process that's supposed to take a while and potentially kill you if you don't do it right. The fact she can just do it while the crystal is still in the lightsaber instantly and without even knowing it's possible is some major bs. And this is something that was invented for disney star wars.

[@seanblack1320]

@IkarusKommt why though? They didn't know the master was there, and they think qimir is just an idiot at this point. Mae doesn't even know he's the master at this point so all she can say is he's another guy that works for the master, in which he can just say he also never say the masters face. That and he can just run away to his ship and leave because they're nowhere near him.

[@sneezeguardable]

Because the Jedi have power and aren't held accountable by anyone else unlike the Sith who also have power and aren't held accountable for all the people they murdered because they are secret. It isn't about good and evil it's about power and who gets to have it. And that's why the Sith are good and the Jedi are evil. And that's the show in a nutshell. Did that make any sense? No

[@seanblack1320]

@sneezeguardable what's funny is they are held accountable in the show. The whole point of the cover up is that they don't want both the council and the senate to know what's going on. We know bare minimum the senate will know anything discussed in the council meetings, which implies they have at least some control over them.

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

This is like when Narcissists try to explain why they are the Victim.... Wtf even is this Show, Jfc, Lock her up, the public needs protecting.

[@Zephyr503]

The Sith escape. The murder twins escape. The hero dies and is blamed for all the dead Jedi by Master Nepo Green. Is there a worse possible ending? So OSHA is explicitly evil. You have to be purposefully evil in order to make the crystal red, according to Disney's Vader material.

[@Krysnha]

A season 2 green ligth, but i think they said no

[@williamholmes7529]

It's meant to be a tragedy, ironically it is so much more than that, it is a travesty 😢

[@Celestraehable]

My understanding is that Sith sabers are always made from synthetic Kyber crystals which are red by default. Apparently Luke's saber he crafted on Tatooine (between episodes) was made in Obi-Wan's cave/lab since he didn't have access to naturally forming ones. Natural Kyber crystals are normally blue, green or yellow.

[@aclevername7613]

I mean she literally joined with a guy who she saw kill innocent people, her friends and the girl she had feelings for because "OMG hes hot!" and "I can fix him!" trope stupidity. So not only is she evil for siding with such a person she is also a idiot that makes desicions based on how turned on someone makes her it seems................. Fantastic character writing there guys!

[@Jackson-ub1uv]

@@Celestraehable That was rendered non-canon _ages_ ago; since then, it has been established that Sith corrupt _natural_ kyber crystals by infusing them with the Dark Side, thus perverting a symbol of the Jedi's purity into one of anger and greed.

[@blacktigar4676]

Amazing how all these young force users are now powerful than older trained masters.

[@leshiq4214]

It's like if Scar won and went hugging with hyenas...

[@retrograndad1850]

When 8 episodes of Disparu (Enter budget cost here) Have been way more entertaining than 8 episodes of The Acolyte ($180m)

[@Lobomon2k20]

Disparu's budget is around £5000 for the eight episode review of the Acolyte. Nevertheless, it's x100000 better than the Acolyte itself

[@chicagocolson]

I watched 1 episode and said nope, but I have been watching disparu. I feel for anyone who stuck it out.

[@davidgantenbein9362]

@@chicagocolsonI feel for people that got sucked in to watch up till episode 3, mainly because the internet made a fuss about it. But after that, it’s entirely on them and they wanted to watch till the end.

[@GaudiaCertaminisGaming]

Disparu’s budget is: Hair care £0.00 Electricity £27.30 Tea £436.99

[@davidgantenbein9362]

@@GaudiaCertaminisGaming Needs more tea money

[@matane2465]

"Here's the thing about the future. Every time you look at it, it changes because you looked at it. And that changes everything else." A bad Nicholas Cage movie understood precognition better than these writers.

[@crakhaed]

It's like quantum physics in that way 😂

[@jessejames8900]

Knowing, the nick cage movie right?

[@historyaddict1776]

Yeah the Revan Book did a good job with seeing into the future Lord Scourge learned from Revan he ended up seeing the future keep changing till he saw the best outcome. I highly suggest you read the book. If you wanna a good evil winning book read the Darth Bane Trilogy it does a good job following the Sith code

[@Alexander_Kale]

Cassandra would disagree.....

[@Eron_the_Relentless]

​@@jessejames8900Actually the movie is 'Next' and I consider it one of his unappreciated gems.

[@kaasmeester5903]

So at the last, dark side sister stands face to face against light side sister. What ensues: 1) Petty argument 2) Slap fight.

[@JesterDangerous]

3)hair pulling with the other kicking in vain.

[@theevermind]

* dark side sister stands face to face against darker side sister

[@garylancaster8612]

Weaves all over the floor

[@ABurntMuffin]

@@theevermind basketball teams be wildin' these days

[@coolcat23]

They tried to top "The Matrix" but ended up ripping off Steven Seagal.

[@Tommogonzo12]

Jedi: I want to save you Gets tazed Jedi:cowabunga it is

[@SageOfLimitlessHands]

Mae just knowing how to use a Droid she never owned is insane

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

Good point. She's not the "mech-nic". She should have no knowledge of this particular droid.

[@AzureRoxe]

I legit still cannot believe that they made a show trying to say the Jedi are evil [the faction DESIGNED to be pretty much paladins, samurai and monks] and the Sith [Usually helping and leading the Empire, WHO WERE DESIGNED AFTER NAZIS] are the good guys. And we're supposed to just accept that from Mr Main Ped Ophile's personal assistant all because she's a lesbian?

[@captaintoyota3171]

Thats what blows my mind, extreme left woke ppl in hollywood somehow allow the 1 person who 1000% knew/took part in abusing women with a monster. Yet somehow gets a pass. Like these are the ppl who ruin careers lives for tweets.... its insanity and NO ONE can convince me Leslie worked 4 harvey for ANY length of time and wasnt complicate. Its impossible thats what assistants in hollywood do wait on ppl 24/7. Its insane how many female personal assistants become studio heads of big bosses eventually. Knowong Human nature its 10000% related to sex and the females ability to control men with it. At least most men

[@nicoleackerman205]

Like are the beings in the show going to stop bring up that they mind r*ped Tommen.

[@crakhaed]

I agree with you, it is absurd and absolutely ironic that the personal assistant to Creepy Old Man would make this show trying to turn good into evil and invert morality. Maybe ironic is the wrong word for it, it does make sense in a sick way. I looked up about Weinerstink and it seems like the women he abused were all of age, not that that makes it okay. Epstein was the diddler.

[@allwayzangry8290]

Believe it

[@Mobius118]

Really though

[@jaryl13]

Osha at the start of this shit show: I didn’t kill any Jedi and I will prove my innocence. Osha at the end of this shit show: I’ve killed a Jedi and I will train to kill more. Character development.

[@TheL0ngbeard]

you know what? If done competently, that could work. However the way they have done it, it seems she was bewitched by the schlong...

[@orange_turtle3412]

Character development with nothing to incite it. She just does a full 180 for zero reason

[@JO-qn8gy]

I disagree. The Jedi lied to Osha about who killed her mother and her whole clan all the time making her angry about her sister wrongly and making her fail to be a Jedi. Once Sol confessed, she became angry with him and force choked him. In her mind the Jedi is now the bad guys and so she wants to train to become a Sith and go on a rampage killing Jedi, probably.

[@BoopaKing]

@@JO-qn8gy The way you worded that sounds so much better than how it actually happened.

[@TheL0ngbeard]

@@JO-qn8gy if you honestly think that was well executed, then your standards are LOW

[@m.dinelle947]

Sheeve Palpatine: "Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's not a story the Jedi would tell. He was a Dark Lord of the Sith who could manipulate the midiclorians to create life and save others from dying. His end came by his apprentice who killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save other from death but not himself." Anakin Skywalker: "Ironic? Master Yoda told me he was a hermit who hid on an unknown planet and spied on his apprentice and this girl who were about to get hot and dirty." Sheeve Palpatine: "What?"

[@KB8Killa]

Would love to see the actors genuine reaction. I forget his name but he is amazing.

[@draketheduelist]

@@KB8Killa Ian McDiarmid

[@KB8Killa]

@@draketheduelist thanks

[@Dullahan161]

"Yes. Well...Darth plagues was a troubled man. we Sith all have our demons."

[@iturnedintoamartian-cm6nd]

😆🤣

[@Keraejis]

Moral of the story: Crime pays.

[@elenoe8]

only in Hollywood tho... Leslie knows the best...

[@coolcat23]

Yep, and also, you can be an A-hole and kill a girl's friends, as long as you are ripped, take your shirt off, and dangle your ding dong in front of the girl, the girl will melt away. Moral: Girls don't want good guys, they want bad boys.

[@Quazi-Moto]

_"If half an onion is black with rot, it is a rotten onion. A man is good, or he is evil"_ ~ Melisandre of Asshai

[@joitus]

The comments are dark full of GoT/ASoIaF fans 🔥 🧊

[@lunarmodule6419]

It's all silly. The Jedi are bad - the Sith are good. If Yoda knows about the incident he's scum - if he gets played he's dumb :-( And why is rat-face-tracker sabotaging the ship?

[@HasturBeta]

in the end, turns out fortress clitoris being made out of burning stone made the most sense.

[@JesterDangerous]

Because the script says he does.

[@captaintoyota3171]

Yeah it makes zero sense these ppl arent bad at star wars they are bad at reality of humans

[@BertoxolusThePuzzled]

I suspect large chunks of the script were quite literally written by AI...

[@Alexander_Kale]

why is the rat faced tracker even ON the ship?

[@TheSouloftheDragon]

And sadly, there are people who so badly want the Jedi to be flawed/bad that they'll act that this poorly written piece of trash as proof of the evils of the Jedi. Because muh institution.

[@kaasmeester5903]

@@TheSouloftheDragon Actually I thought the premise of the story had potential: the idea of the Jedi covered up a mission that went bad in an embarrassing way is interesting. Flawed characters and institutions generally make for better storytelling. Of course that requires competent writers, of which they had none. And the way they tried to insert postmodern relativism, as well as tried to deconstruct established characters and institutions, was so incredibly ham-fisted that it was borderline comedy.

[@andreix123]

It Is probably because the same people feel like this Is an allegory for Dems vs Reps or Left vs Right. If only they were smart enough to pick the Jedi at the start of playtime... Couldn't really to that tho because "institution"

[@iguran6035]

​@@kaasmeester5903 agreed, its the sorta plot youd use for the old republic, like a spin on Revans story where its set after hes been restored to the jedi and slowly discovers how he fell to the dark side while hunting mallacus i think it was. Not the best idea i'll admit but still a better idea than the acolyte which is set in the high replublic the time when the jedi were meant to be at their peak.

[@tjmitchell42]

Thats the worst part, they could have written that. But instead they wrote that the jedi are bad because they killed evil space witches.

[@Mobius118]

@@andreix123Underrated point

[@joshuamendoza4745]

I still think it's funny that she uses pip to unlock one cuff but somehow gets out of the other without picking it before stabbing Sol with it.

[@timometsanoja9666]

The merch got Sol killed... Pretty much sums it up perfectly.

[@MadsFeierskov]

Light sabers are famously very hard to calibrate and align, but somehow they work fine with the crystal hanging out of the side of it.

[@obi_wanshinobi]

Amandala emoted more in her diss track than she did in the entire season of the acolyte.

[@Mega-G-Star]

She also wore clothes closer to a Sith Witch.

[@draketheduelist]

@@Mega-G-Star Mace Windu: "Does she look like a witch?" Stenberg: "...What?" Mace Windu: (*lightsabers Stenberg in the shoulder*) "Does. She. Look. Like. A witch?!"

[@johannesseyfried7933]

​@@draketheduelist"Sorry! Sorry! You were mumbling! I thought you said B*tch not W*tch!"

[@cousinbryan3007]

The twins both keep putting their trust in a guy who very recently tried to kill them both. Is it more than regular stupid?

[@makeyourmark00]

This is one of the only things that actually makes perfect sense when you consider how/who women date and have relationships with then complain there are no good men out there.

[@LordSillyGoose]

Welcome to modern women.

[@LordSillyGoose]

​@@makeyourmark00 100%

[@Nr_1234_]

The idea of lightsabers change colors when the user turns dark side is so ridiculous. The blades of Sith lightsabers are usually red because Sith create their kyber crystals synthetical while Jedi use natural crystals. Why do Disney has to ruin every single thing about the original lore??

[@abdieljove2011]

Not anymore. The synthetic thing was retconned. Sith now "bleed" the crystals by infusing all their anger and hate on it. Mind you, it’s supposed to be a very difficult process. Took fucking Vader effort. Osha did it in seconds lol

[@Etherman7]

I have no idea why people are so in love with the mood ring swords. Frankly I even thought the “force attuned” kyber was dumb. Let the tool be a tool, not everything has to be space magic. Disney canon is so terrible.

[@raufm.2135]

​@@Etherman7funnily enough, in Warhammer fantasy and 40k where there are Gods who are alive and can interact with physical world, there are artifacts both good and evil and regular tools. In a setting where there is a magical realm as big as a real world most things are just regular tools that are used by both good and evil characters. While star wars that is obviously a lot more grounded, magic is all over the place in new "canon". Just wait until there is a magic blaster or magical fleet or some such BS made for cool effect and creator's attempt to leave their eternal mark on this IP

[@ScottishRoyal1]

The power of many transcends all logic.

[@davidgantenbein9362]

@@abdieljove2011Which basically just enforces his „why does Disney ruin every single thing about the original lore“ ;)

[@Smore1984]

So she thinks that if you just "can't remember anything," you aren't responsible for anything? Hhhuuu projecting much Leslye?

[@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845]

👍

[@Eline_Meijer]

Acting: 0% Writing: 0% Dialog: 0% My anger: 100%

[@theunknowncommenter725]

The show is just as confusing and pointless in the finale as it was in the premiere. Points for consistency.

[@bakersmileyface]

The audio captions are hilarious because all of the emotions it's describing are not being shown on Amandla's face

[@Mega-G-Star]

An Apple Danish has more emotion.

[@latetotheparty7551]

😂 True.

[@neildees1761]

It maddening because the Jedi, through many great pieces of the extended universe, have been THOROUGHLY and very thoughtfully dissected by examining their failures and achievements. The finest example that I can think of is KOTOR I / II. Kreia is a masterclass in writing an antagonist. Her criticism of the Jedi was exceptionally well thought-out and her motivations made sense. Nobody loves her, but everyone respects her character. Same as Sion and Nihilus. Don't even get me started on Revan. Edit: Or Jolee Bindo for that matter. He was one of my favorite Star Wars characters of all time. He had a great take on the Jedi Order. The most based opinion imo.

[@BertoxolusThePuzzled]

...I love her character, despite actively disagreeing with her conclusions her logic and the steps she took to reach that conclusion also make perfect sense.

[@neildees1761]

@@BertoxolusThePuzzled I mean that she is not loved as a protagonist, and she skirts around all of her interactions in a cryptic way. Visa or Carth, or the Handmaiden get a different kind of love than Kreia. I.e. no one was looking at her as a romance option... except maybe Atton at times... lol

[@BertoxolusThePuzzled]

@@neildees1761 That's fair. She appeals less to your standard action adventure type of player and more to your philosophical and lore addict types.

[@latetotheparty7551]

In order to critique the Jedi well you have to understand them. Something the writers don't. They set out to make them look bad at the outset rather than writing well.

[@KB8Killa]

Yea playing KOTOR 1 at like age 12-13 Jolee’s monologue on Kashyyk when you find the star map, about warfare and its cyclical nature, it really struck me and I remember that moment vividly.

[@GD0nly]

>Mindwiped >understands what being arrested means >retains memories of the witch coven >isn't mindwiped at all Why do we continue to expect sense from nonsense

[@EvilDoresh]

It's the most convenient form of movie amnesia

[@TheWaterdog6]

Person: "Lightsaber colors are purely for look. Sol is the good guy and showed restraint not wanting to kill someone multiple times and only killed one time when he was attacked." Same Person: "I want to make the colors change based on who bad a person is, and Sol is evil for killing her mother, and Osha, who has been good is definitely evil." Still the same Person: "Why are people making fun of and picking apart my plot?"

[@ZephKin]

Plaugeis... and Yoda... have now been ruined... by this abomination.

[@Maybeabandaid9]

Not if you didnt watch it ; )

[@gamermasterL]

Nothing has been ruined fanfiction can simply be ignored.

[@radrobd123]

I thought for sure the finale would be Yoda coming out as lesbian and force scissoring with Yaddle to create Grogu

[@Braziliannig]

Are you a writer for this show? ​@@radrobd123

[@Medaumplay3]

I like how Sol was so much better than everybody else, that we stopped calling him master squid game and learned his name. Then leslie killed him. Edit: Wait, he's a pedo. ok back to squid game

[@kimrasmussen7188]

better? he failed at EVERYTHING.

[@poijnve3912]

@@kimrasmussen7188 thebad script make it seem like that, but he: discover the virgins (yes I know that isn't the word) save the kids kill a evil witch in self defense, that despite the fact she wanted to let double evil twin go, kept scaleting the conflict everyone is incompetent, but even in this mess sol was competent lel

[@kimrasmussen7188]

@@poijnve3912 both of the twins are evil, so none of them should had survived. he let smilo ren go with a warning he supported the evil green jedi queen he was responsible for all the padawans too and they didnt survive either no wonder that he was depressed all of the time. he had a lightsaber and a starship, and this is what he did it with it

[@poijnve3912]

@@kimrasmussen7188 one was "less" evil when she was a kid, and which he was trying to save he was okey with facing consequences for with the witches, without a reason but scrips there was only 1 padawan, the other were all jedies/knights he had a broken ship that felt into pieces as the script demanded he done all what he could under the "jedy only pull out the lightsaber if they gonna kill" and "the jedies don't attack the unarm"" baffle rules... and yes due to bad scrips he did a lot dumb stuff, and incompetent stuff.... but he is also the one who get the most shit done lel

[@Medaumplay3]

@@kimrasmussen7188 YES! He did! And he was still better than everyone else! God, this show was bad

[@drakocarrion]

Insert Leslye Headland as Anakin in Revenge of the Sith screaming "From my point of view the Jedi are evil" meme here.

[@ii-mp1sp]

But there are people like ComicBookCast2 who try to defend Leslie Hedland and Caitlin Kennedy and tell stories about a toxic fan base that threatens everyone.

[@mossydog34]

Wait, shouldn't Sol's lightsaber have turned red when he killed the mother years earlier?

[@lachieechoecho]

The entire series can be summed up with that “avoiding all accountability” meme.

[@Marcustheseer]

the most unbelievable thing is that she can forcechocke a master jedi,it should be childsplay for him to counter her.

[@iguran6035]

I assume its like the dude who drank the juice, the writer decided they wanted it after the fact

[@arkeshn729]

I guess female force users don't require much training according to Disney. It's not about the struggle to become powerful. It's about recognizing you we're always powerful lol

[@LitlBlackDragonNinja]

In the Jedi Knight video games, you could force push to get out of a choking situation. Just sayn.

[@radrobd123]

black girl magic!

[@avarion9538]

@@arkeshn729 they also said, their mediclorain count is very high. They don't give a number, but if a force user is way stronger than another force user, he can force push or force choke them. So I bet, they either don't know, Jedi can protect themselves, or they want to make her, at least, as powerful as Anakin

[@DummyWasting]

I love how they COMPLETELY forgot about Yord's padawan after the first episode. The girl with the big ears and all. Not even a reaction from her after knowing her master's death.

[@Lwiis64]

The writers can't even remember what the characters' motivations are from one scene to the next. You expect them to remember a minor character?

[@coyoteone6197]

Jenny Nicholson roasted their boondoggle hotel so they wrote her out of the show 🙂

[@GaudiaCertaminisGaming]

I’d genuinely forgotten that character existed, either of them.

[@Maybeabandaid9]

@@coyoteone6197 Wait, thats who played that character? Small world.

[@coyoteone6197]

@@Maybeabandaid9 No, it's just a joke. A lot of people observed that the character looks like Jenny to an almost suspicious degree 😅

[@leonnunhofer3453]

Darth Plagues was obsessed with creating life. The force pushed back and created Anakin as reaction. I can imagine, they go in the direction, that they say, the 2 girls were the inspiration of Darth Plagues, so he basically tried to steal the witches accomplishment. To plagiarize it. An evil man stealing women's work. Also Darth Plagues was born between 147 - 120 BBY, this show is around 130 - 140 BBY, so at the time of the show, he either isn't even born, or he is a child, and putting him in, is stupid. They got his age wrong. So embarassing! Again! 🤦‍♂️

[@GreenGimmick]

Darth Plagiarist?

[@thepalerider9635]

Of course how else are they suppose to have a poorly written girl boss moment

[@JesterDangerous]

Typical, another man is taking credit for a woman's work.

[@thebst1976]

Ofcourse they'll just say we're overreacting to a birthday change again

[@leonnunhofer3453]

​@@GreenGimmickyes, that seems to be the way they go. They really want to take every achievement in Star Wars away from men 🤷‍♂️

[@Fiestacat12345]

They did Master Squid Game wrong. He deserved a better written show.

[@catbert2412]

So sol says he loves her & she kills him. How is he evil & these girls good again? They seem as evil as the witches that raised them.

[@gslang3489]

I remember when she survived that crash in episode 1 without having a scratch or a tear in clothes. I didnt know at that point how much worse it would get. I wasnt expecting a show that makes Batwoman look like prime writing. I just dont understand how Mae can live with herself and justify to herself all the lies and death she causes. O then she gets her mind wiped so she gets the magic heal, and no1 alive knows what really happened.

[@JesterDangerous]

Batwoman should've had more Luke. That dude can act when the show lets him be a character.

[@j.nevrion3732]

I still hope for a secret after credit scene, that shows how Sol wakes up in his bed and says "Ugh. I had a terrible nightmare." - that's to only way to justify 8 episodes of bullshit.

[@radrobd123]

and he wakes up back in the Squid Game

[@davidgantenbein9362]

Sol: „no more Chipotle for this Jedi.“ 😂

[@RealLifeIronMan]

This is the only episode that made me actively disgusted with the script writers because they paint good as evil and evil as good. God I want to erase my memories of this show.

[@Lwiis64]

The ONLY episode that made you actively disgusted? You are far more zen than most of us, my friend.

[@garylancaster8612]

Why did you watch any of the steaming pile of excrement?

[@TheHeroRises]

The witches STILL haven’t proven they weren’t evil.

[@paneraemployee12]

OSHA: “you killed my mother😡” Sol (Goofy voice): “I’ll f-in do it again😛”

[@Corrigan65_]

So none of Sol's fellow Jedi would take exception with him being scapegoated in disgrace? None would be like, that doesn't add up?

[@kimrasmussen7188]

why would they do that? everything he touches turns to shit.he should never have been a jedi at all, not with all that emotional baggage

[@Corrigan65_]

You helped me crack the code. Are you sitting down? What if Sol has whip marks on his back too? OMG. We may have broke the Acolyte 🤜🤛

[@nuclearmedicineman6270]

Not even the Jedi who were physically with him while the murders he was accused of happened on a different planet. Not one of them went "Hmm, that's odd, I was having dinner with him at the time.."

[@kimrasmussen7188]

@@Corrigan65_ that would actually make sense. smilo ren is the acolyte. she is the master. so now the jedi are infiltrated by the sith at the highest level.

[@kimrasmussen7188]

@@nuclearmedicineman6270 dont believe your eyes. they can deceive you...

[@protonjinx]

the acolyte: where character motivations change from scene to scene

[@LouLikestowatch]

Sol was the only who was acting and showing emotions in this whole series. And he was someone who didnt even know English as his first language. Because he was the only one acting, hes the only one audiences can actually connect too. I wish there would be a S2. i want more hilarious commentary from Disparu and everyone else

[@Nyet-Zdyes]

A second season would also mean Disney burning more good money... OTOH, look who would be *getting* that money. Leslye, to start with. Silver Lining, meet Cloud. Cloud, meet Silver Lining.

[@DeltaCodeGames]

Yeah, the only connection that could draw viewers back to a possible second season, and they kill him.

[@DeltaCodeGames]

...in the most pathetic way

[@LordSillyGoose]

Korean actors are boss. Enough said.

[@honour606]

I agree with almost all your comments. The helmet scene at the beginning of the episode reminded me of Spaceballs when Darth Helmet enters the room. "I can't breath in this thing!"

[@gazh7150]

With the smoke demon, what Heady is trying to say is, just because someone turns into an absolute monster and seems to be attacking young girls, it's evil to try and stop them. She writes what she knows!

[@jonathantalks7]

If Jedi is an official religion in the UK then surely this series and the new material is blasphemy under UK law?? 😂😅

[@JesterDangerous]

I'm curious, since the force isn't real, what would be the real life equivalent to: There is no death there is the force.

[@stevedean2516]

We don't have blasphemy laws in the UK... yet.

[@BardicGM]

@@stevedean2516 Well we do, they just don't call it that and they only apply to one religion, the same one chanting for death to the west and harassing young girls in Rotherham.

[@StigMurcielago]

@@stevedean2516 You do. Look under "Hate Speech Laws"

[@stevedean2516]

@@StigMurcielago Nope, blasphemy is insulting a deity directly, nothing to do with hate speech.

[@БорисШувалов-щ5л]

Your videos are a breath of fresh air, always enjoy watching

[@freman007]

Leslye Headlands' wife proves that sleeping with the showrunner is how you get ahead in Hollywood.

[@Hiraghm]

I thought Lesley Headland was a girl?

[@calamariparty7589]

@@Hiraghmshe’s a lesbian

[@ABurntMuffin]

@@Hiraghm Lesbian Headlamp is indeed a lesbian, yes.

[@MrEmpireBuilder0000]

These personality switches suddenly makes Anakin's turn to evil into a masterpiece by comparison.

[@jeremyallen5974]

Those two dipshit flip flop their morality so much there might as well be a 'Good/Bad' switch floating over their heads Anakin took THIRTEEN YEARS before HE snapped and he became a charcoal briquette almost IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARD

[@Nolzei]

This show is a great example of why telling the truth is better than lying.

[@nonamenameless5495]

Officer: So you confessed to this endless list of crimes from attempted murder, arson, murder on multiple accounts to being a member of two terrorist cults aimed at killing everyone disagreeing with your world view, is that about right? Girl Boss: You forgot the perving and stalking part of a cult member whilst threatening him with a light sabre in an attempt to arouse him and myself in an explicit way...failed at that though. Officer: Ahm, yeah right... Girl Boss: You know, I simply had to do all that to find out what s right for me, myself and I. The most important part in life is finding out who you really are and what s best for you aside from any societal conventions and norms. Officer: Oh in THAT case, congratulations on finding your true purpose, I certainly am obliged to let you leave and wish you all the best for your future endeavours.

[@mrnoahlott]

You've done a splendid job pointing out the faults in this entire series. The only thing I could add is… If the two women are each a half of the whole, shouldn't a mind-wipe on one also erase the mind of the other? I guess The Force is whatever they want it to be. I would like my Star Wars back, please.

[@KizrocK2020]

Why did Osha get so angry at Sol that she kills him on the spot.. yet she thought Mae killed everyone first and never resorted to such force on her. The writing is so fucking bad, also why didnt she kill smilo ren in such a rage for killing her jedi friends? lol

[@bricelory9534]

True. Osha never once showed that she cared about her witch mother. She was happy to leave even as a kid. There's no consistency in even these really simple characters.

[@markgreenberg5825]

Sol isn't hot and Smilo is. Osha isn't thinking with her head or even her heart, she's thinking with her loins.

[@TheGoIsWin21]

The whiplash I got from "silence can be very dangerous... I dropped a diss track" holy fuck.

[@fajrinnurramzy4767]

Disparu, I noticed no one mentions this a lot, but your video editing are funny as hell😂😂😂

[@dragons_advocate]

Those cutaways to soundbytes of "Cotton Eye Joe" always remind me of a childhood friend who liked to play that song on repeat in the 90s. He died 12 years ago, but this puts a smile on my face remembering him. ❤❤

[@wolfmauler]

I associate it with hockey games during that period 😊 R.i.p your friend 🙏🏻

[@Radude88]

"Looking like an old granny offering a werthers original" took me out 😂🤣

[@mr.nimbus537]

The original story was a simple tale of good vs evil. I cannot understand the constant need to make sympathetic villains. Especially in star wars. Doing joker was one thing, because that was about mental health. This is just taking something, and forcing things that don't belong. Destroying it for previous fans that were invested in the lore.

[@iguran6035]

See you could do it well, firstly get good writers. From there you need to have it play out much differently, have the planet their on be full of dangerous animals and a form of humanoid thats just a mindless predator. Then start by showing us the jedi struggling just to survive the planet but come across the witches, who save them and take them into their coven for saftey. The witches could be grey and acknowledge that their methods can lead to people falling to the dark easily but like the bendu they strive to stay in the middle to have balance and have systems in place to stop a full on fall, even willing to end their own if they go to far. From here have it be the jedi padawan gets curious and tries to copy them only to start hallucinating the witches turning into demons so he struck first from fear and it descends to a massacre with the jedi all just attacking as soon as they hear screams. Again build this up as an effect of being on this planet while force sensitve with no experience in being exposed so directly to the dark side. Then you could spin the show to be the spirits of the witches haunt the padawan and posses him, so we see a witch doing the killing, and he's investigating it after the fact. Could also have the padawan slowly getting more evil/ruthless through the show and have them struggle with that untill eventually despite their best efforts they fall to the dark side due to the incessant haunting.

[@KB8Killa]

@@iguran6035nice

[@arkeshn729]

​@@iguran6035the most annoying part about all of this is people in the comment sections brainstorming and rough drafting better ideas than these so called professionals.

[@12ozmouse99]

Why does Sol constantly shut off his lightsaber during combat? He does it to land kicks, he does it to force push, he does it to block his opponents force attacks. People just do stuff for the sake of doing it in this show.

[@EvilDoresh]

Every Jedi in this story is required to act irrationally stupid so the plot can happen