The Actual WORST Christmas Movie Ever Made - PBG

[@PeanutButterGamer]

I think they might have made this in Microsoft 3D Movie Maker... Merry Christmas!! Play Honkai: Star Rail, the winner of Best Mobile Game at TGA 2023 Awards today! hoyo.link/0QEfFqBL - (And thank you Honkai for letting me call a child a loser in the ad read.)

[@avalonwasNotHere]

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!

[@JaylonDaChicken123]

Thats nice 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@MattIsTheCat]

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[@justmeunicorn]

I'm already playing Honkai: Star Rail and I really like it

[@MrChaotic4]

I hope the next two years you watch The Christmas Light and The Christmas Brigade. The latter in particular might be worse.

[@Exlayer-pk8hy]

Learning that Peebs is a dad now is just making me think at some point in the future he's going to do the 'said mom' bit as his form of a dad joke

[@renharris6504]

Hopefully it goes better than the Princess Maker games LOL

[@Pinkiechu92]

Haven't watched this channel in a while and this is the biggest surprise , in a good way x3

[@achingforstrength]

​@@renharris6504 that is all we can hope 😔🙏🏾 (gets flashbacks)

[@AtlasBlizzard]

S A I D D A D

[@AliceWilson-iv9du]

Abuse, your daughter

[@Saberspark]

Pouring one out for you brother...

[@Roman_mapping]

1st reply

[@mavortius8768]

Oh wow it's you. You were the first person I saw reviewing Rap City Kids and A Pine Tree. I also enjoy watching a lot of your other Christmas Crap videos every year.

[@asackboyplush6508]

Shoot it's Saberspark

[@aidenp6001]

Wait, is Peeb’s bro actually dead? When did this happen?

[@chapfathead2575]

Make him watch trolland which is somehow uglier than this

[@theotherjared9824]

Fun fact: this only aired on tv once and was lost media for many years, leading to a hunt for the movie that eventually led to it being dumped online and preserved.

[@quartzofcourse]

It should have stayed lost

[@mavortius8768]

@@quartzofcourse But if it did we wouldn't have this great PBG video on it

[@error-try-again-later]

Imagine being half asleep on the couch late at night, this abomination against god suddenly comes on the screen, and then you never see it again once the credits roll

[@RednocNivert]

Some guy: Hey guys I actually have the video saved! I have it here! I kept a copy! Everyone: ...why

[@harrisonbetker2271]

​@@quartzofcoursepeople only know about it is because of MrEnter.

[@DangerouslyStupidGamer]

Well at least now I can officially say: The Star Wars Holiday Special is no longer the weirdest holiday movie Mark Hamill has been a part of

[@Chaos89P]

Mark Hamill was in that? I thought it was all just Wookies (and maybe Han Solo)?

[@mavortius8768]

@@Chaos89P He was in there a bit. I think the wookies mostly just called him up to ask him where Chewie was. I didn't see it though so I could be off. I mostly just saw clips of it.

[@jaynenunya6070]

​@@Chaos89P yes he was in it briefly.

[@mastermarkus5307]

I remember him in that because he looked sweaty as hell and like they couldn't get make-up that matched his skin tone so he was weirdly orange.

[@madmanminkler1382]

That's right! That's hilarious!

[@finalfredrick]

Damn. Didn’t think anything could get worse than The Christmas Tree. ALSO CONGRATS ON BECOMING A FATHER🎉🎉🎉

[@derekstronf1837]

The Christmas light and the Christmas Brigade would like to have a word

[@pvzgamer6029]

You mean A Pine Tree

[@cjlite0210]

A Pine Tree

[@finalfredrick]

@@pvzgamer6029 A pine tree 🌲

[@elphive42]

_We come from the mayor’s_

[@Lady_ETHNE]

Since this movie had a $500,000 budget, I think we can all agree that $5 went to the animators, $1,000 went to the VAs, and the rest got set on fire in a dumpster.

[@Jlaps941]

Nah the rest was spent on drugs. How else do you explain the movie?

[@Lady_ETHNE]

@@Jlaps941 Ok yeah that makes more sense

[@walrusbyte263]

"There goes the children's money again"

[@KellogsR-ny7ug]

Or the producers pockets

[@Es_gee]

​@@walrusbyte263why did you bring up that dumpster fire😭😭😭

[@ProjectSNT]

10:28 So funny story. That kid is actually Ricky's beta model, so technically he almost WAS the main character of this movie!

[@asackboyplush6508]

Why didn't they use that one

[@caydinthacker572]

Probably because it looked weird

[@frankmiranda09]

​@@caydinthacker572 This whole movie is weird

[@CorVids1031]

I remember in my Intro to animation class in high school, a lot of stuff came out looking like this. No textures and default lighting in every scene. The main difference is that no one had a budget at all, much less $500,000. There's no way there wasn't something underground going on here, and I'm only 3 minutes into this video. I'm sure your daughter will grow up to be very flattered that her father dedicated this movie to her. She definitely won't be confused, concerned, or even insulted about it.

[@carolineholland5841]

To be fair, this came out in 2002. A lot of cgi from this time is cursed, suffering from horrible textures (or being untextured) and bad lighting. But I can only be so fair because Toy Story came out in 1995, and it looks 100x better than this.

[@_korbo_]

Did your intro to animation class also produced 90 minute films? And paid famous voice actors? Not saying this isn't terrible, but a lot of CGI from that time looked terrible, most of it was just the same flavor of terrible as this but with much better polish.

[@CorVids1031]

@@_korbo_ Fair. But there are ways to cheat around technology. They very easily could have gone for a simpler art style (think South Park) and it would have saved them a ton of time. Don't want to curl fingers holding a sandwich? Make stubby arms with spheres for hands with maybe just a thumb sticking out.

[@Gamerguy-ud1zo]

Believe it or not it was later discovered the animation technology used on this was specifically designed for training and not for the public as the director was weirdly insisted on using it and ignored anyone who questioned it.

[@A-Microwave]

@@carolineholland5841 reboot and beast wars came out before this

[@PowerhouseMac]

I don't care what y'all say but every movie should end with someone screaming ''SHUT THAT DOOR''.

[@georgehiscott700]

Nostalgia critic?

[@franklings_manor]

​@@georgehiscott700yep, even I figured that out XP

[@mtnman8783]

Could have saved lord of the rings

[@squiddyanimations6617]

its kinda funny that this guy has a nostalgia critic pfp because the NC made the exact same damn joke in his review

[@Joe90h]

@@squiddyanimations6617 I'm glad you remembered it... so I didn't have to. (But seriously, lost interest in his reviews a long time ago)

[@morgue.dweller]

I still stand by the theory that all these celebrity VAs got drunk together and made this as a joke in one night

[@mavortius8768]

I don't know, the voice work is probably the best part of the movie. At least it seems better than the visuals, script and editing. Did you even hear that oscar worthy performance by grandma?

[@RockeBros]

This makes the Zelda CDI cutscenes look like a Pixar film

[@wesleyrobledoOnyt]

lol

[@zeldagameryt4018]

How they got the people they did for this movie will never not amaze me. I mean Mark Hamill, Jodie Benson, freaking Nancy Cartwright I mean HOW?!

[@FoxMan_FF]

A shared belief in the cult of Scientology, allegedly. _but that's just a theory_

[@Koichi-Kun]

@@FoxMan_FFonly the director and Nancy Cartwright are Scientologists though

[@the-nina-beans88]

Well you know where the budget went…

[@pencilstreak9]

​@@FoxMan_FFMark Hamill isn't a scientologist, though?

[@josephcalamia5586]

COlin Slater knew Nancy Cartwright through Scientology, and Nancy had Hollywood actor connections hence Mark Hamill, Debra Wilson, and Jodie Benson

[@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare]

PBG’s festive videos (particularly his covering of A Pine Tree) are some of my favourites from over the years, looking forward to this one.

[@db_524]

Same

[@TJDious]

A pine tree

[@enriquegarza3127]

You can see the happiness in his face while he feeds his child. Peebs is a good father. Merry Christmas and thanks for the upload

[@shutupsprinkles]

YOU DID IT! You got your video done for Christmas while also taking care of baby and wife!!! WOW!!! Proud of you!

[@db_524]

Me too, Kelsey.

[@shutupsprinkles]

@@slashbash1347 ok

[@pyropro8027]

right foot creep, ooh im walkin with that heater

[@jwitn]

no small feat

[@shutupsprinkles]

@@pyropro8027here’s your acknowledgement pyro

[@checksam]

Fun fact: the unbothered kid in the yellow shirt in the background is actually Ricky's original model and design.

[@checksam]

@fries7764 someone dug deeper in their interview of this movie (Phelous I think? Could be someone else) where they discussed more about the production and behind the scenes meddling.

[@AJOlaks]

the grandmother is my personal favorite, solely because her broken audio files are just hilarious

[@Torraduke]

Its actually not broken audio. A video was posted earlier this year with Great Grandma Fran's voice actor Debra Wilson and she confirms its intentional. I still love it either way.

[@AJOlaks]

@@Torradukewait that is actually intended to sound like that? I love her even more now

[@YvngKrishna]

​@@Torradukereally? I heard that the audio got corrypted and they didnt feel like redoing dialogue so they just used it

[@gracekim1998]

@@YvngKrishnathat’s probably what she meant 😅

[@justmeunicorn]

A few years later: "How did someone make an EVEN WORSE Christmas movie?!"

[@fryedwaffle9921]

Peebs is a great father not just for making a top quality video whilst caring for his child but that his child gets to watch the greatest movie ever made every year.

[@maritessa]

Congrats on the new addition to the family!! Peanut butter cup definitely needs to watch Arthur for Christmas

[@rebekahwolkiewicz449]

Awwwwwww 🥰 what a cute nickname for her! Pbcup!

[@aisadal2521]

This is such a great Christmas tradition, it gets better every year 😂

[@iscremintothevoid]

3:52 I think this is the most epic way I've seen someone say "This is BORING"

[@WayWardWonderer]

I fear that Peebs had to be talked out of naming his daughter "Zelda Pine-Tree Gamer". Merry Christmas, Peebs, congrats on your beautiful baby!

[@slashbash1347]

Walter Jones (the original Black Power Ranger) voiced the main character. Shame I didn't ask him about it when I met him.

[@elisavage6553]

As someone who was my favorite KZbinr growing up it’s nice to come back and see you still doing well and even being a father!

[@stevenmattrell3448]

"I'm a father now." Congratulations my guy!

[@goodhelmetjunior3399]

Love your pfp

[@rinarina6247]

Your daughter will one day go to kindergarten and say “my dad is a youtuber. He reviews bad cartoons and video games.” And the whole class will cheer.

[@TheGhostofRandolphBourne]

Fun fact, the IMDB page for this movie has all categories of the parents' guide listed as "severe." Under Frightening and Intense Scenes, it says "The animation is scary" and "A woman talks in gibberish for unknown reasons. It can creep people out."

[@BBall0027]

12:30 The best part about her voice is that she was supposed to sound like that. Debra Wilson actually did the voice during a KZbinr interview last year.

[@robertcasey9288]

I've been watching you for damn near 10 years now, I can't believe I'm still watching your videos after all this time lol, literally grew up with your content, also it's crazy you're a dad now. love dude 🔥🙏

[@rachelrasmussen1101]

My daughter went to computer animation camp one summer when she was 15. Her final project was...about this caliber. I'm pretty sure this was someone who had never animated a movie or written a script saying "I bet I could write and animate a movie..."

[@baritone_vocalist]

The Pine Tree meme will never get old😂

[@db_524]

Yep. 🤣

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

I showed my mom that video

[@zurathewoz4205]

I love that PBG is now becoming Nostalgic critic but for Christmas movies

[@jaycerrito3142]

Even though Nostalgia Critic himself does Christmas movie reviews and has a running gag of causing mayhem for loving the holidays. If anything PBG is more of a sporadic reviewer throwing in random memes and sounds moreso than the Nostalgia Critic

[@Chaos89P]

Until now, I always figured the overlap between The Nostalgia Critic and PBG began and ended with me. I don't know why I thought that.

[@ellarose7114]

“Who gave you that candle?” “Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask someone who gave you that candle”

[@devilsdaughter5338]

I absolutely love the Christmas movie videos so much, they always get me into the spirit of Christmas, even if it's a movie about 'a pine tree' or walking, Happy holidays guys :)

[@PeanutButterGamer]

You too! Thanks for watching. :)

[@Poob74_74]

​@@PeanutButterGamerAre you going to make January the new Zelda month I was wondering if you were going to do a tears of the Kingdom hacking video

[@graygarrison3114]

​@@PeanutButterGamerYes this Movie is horrible and back in 2019 supposedly Colin Slater died from a Stroke but since He and Nancy Cartwright did use Scientology to pretty much con all of the other Celebrities into this piece of shit Christmas Movie how do We know that He didn't possibly fake His death just to get away from all of the horrible publicity that this Movie has reviewed?

[@chocomelo454]

cant believe this used to be lost media year long searches... discussions on if its fake... and then its this 💀

[@yeetopateeto-2290]

This movie is a fantastical piece of art and should be studied. The walk animations are that of graceful ballerinas dancing on stage. The writing has the eloquence of Shakespeares' plays and the music is as harmonious as Bach’s symphonies. It is a work of true art 😂

[@jeffreycauwels1974]

0:31 "eeeheheehohohohokednjejsbsbdsb crismosss" Truly brings a tear to my eyes 😢

[@BreMue]

Congratulations on becoming a Father!! Happy holidays to your family 🎄

[@PeanutButterGamer]

Same to you! 🤗

[@Measuresderepo]

The “don’t you see Santa?” Was giving hard I Spy vibes. Peebs is really getting back to his roots.

[@tannerprice2018]

The saddest part of the cast for me is that the main kid, Ricky, is voiced by Walter Jones, aka Zack from Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers.

[@db_524]

As a fan of MMPR, wowsers, very surreal. Fun fact: he also did Nickelodeon’s Space Cases.

[@DeAthWaGer]

Def not the worst thing done by an ex-Power Ranger...☠️

[@Gills-wh8nq]

The Christmas Tree video was way better than the film. It was so hilarious I quote it to this day.

[@PeanutButterGamer]

Had a lot of fun making all the bad Christmas movie videos. :)

[@FoxoticTV]

This movie has one of the greatest quotes of all time! "Hehegehehgwhagwha *CHRISTMAS!!*"

[@shadowaura8010]

Peebs has improved drastically since his Princess Maker videos, he is actually a father now!!!! Congrats, PBG!🎉

[@LeedleFace1212]

The grandma sounds like in video games when you're skipping through dialogue so you only hear the beginnings of words.

[@NeverFirst1]

PBG is a huge part of my childhood, and I can't thank you enough for making me and my family laugh during those boring days of summer break. Seeing how far you've gone is just insane to think about. To think that this funny gaming KZbinr that I watched with my family when I was 9 has millions of subscribers is so cool to think about. I'm 15 now, and I'm still a huge fan of your content. If you're reading this, I just wanna say that I Seriously can't thank you enough for creating the content that you create. Normally, this would be the part where people would tell you to keep it up, but I feel like now more than ever, you deserve a break. Don't quit KZbin just yet, but take some time off for yourself and your child. You're a legend, you're amazing, and I can't thank you enough.

[@randomtinypotatocried]

Congrats on being a dad. I ended up a step dad in the last year myself (truly love it)

[@SteveDC101]

Hey pbg congratulations on having a kid, and i hope you have a merry Christmas.

[@typhoonthunder]

I'd still say that Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas is worse. At least Rapsittie Street Kids had... a story

[@AlejandroScared]

Knowing PBG is a father warms my heart.😊 Merry Xmas everyone.

[@Lemlyton]

Im loving this new "father" era of PBG lmao

[@veranio5643]

Congratulations on the baby! Awesome job as always

[@soulcrusher8680]

Hearing that your a dad now makes me so happy. I've watched your content since the beginning and never thought you would be one. Congrats!

[@unxcorn]

YAYYY MORE PBG CHRISTMAS MOVIE VIDEOS TO ADD TO MY PLAYLIST TO WATCH EVERY YEAR!! happy holidays peebs, hope you and your family are doing well!!

[@SturmyDrangs]

Aww he has a daughter now! * Flashbacks to the Princess Maker playthrough * Oh no... He has a daughter now.

[@Spookymoonz]

8:09 I laughed so hard when I realized that those were just png images of snowmen

[@Torchpirate99]

Fun fact the reason the Grandma talks like how she does was because the audio files of the voice lines got corrupted and they didn't notice or were too lazy to change it.

[@skyshunts]

Afwyehybowmfhj CHRISTMAS

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

its better this way

[@BigTank1027]

I would act surprised but its pretty on brand for this movie

[@stickitydoodah]

So they say.

[@DG_Toti]

I find it odd that they claim the audio files got garbled yet there’s always key clear words like ‘Christmas’. It almost sounds as if directed her VA to say garbled nonsense and throw a few actually intelligible words in some spots

[@BugsyFoga]

“SHUT THAT DOOR “ - Luke Skywalker

[@KingNikolai]

thank you for the new video peebs and congratulations on becoming a father, after this its time for my yearly rewatch of your classic video covering A Pine Tree

[@danielwest6095]

Thanks to you, me and my cousins have a new tradition of watching A Pine Tree every year around Christmas. Can't wait to show them this one too!

[@JesusChrist-pd9py]

Since it's almost 2024, I wanna pop in and say, these past years watching your channel have been absolutely amazing. I only just turned 18, I've been watching since I was like 10 and seeing PBG with the success he has and a KID now is almost surreal. So I say to you Mr. ButterGamer: thank you for being basically my whole childhood lol. I used to immediately jump onto KZbin and watch you after school and I still do. You've given me and plenty of others much needed laughs all the time. Thank you PBG, genuinely. I wish the best for you and yours and keep up the amazing work ❤❤❤

[@alymatronicdoesrandomness505]

PBG, you always know just what to say! Merry Christmas, man!

[@taterwedge]

Your videos never fail to crack me up! Happy holidays and congrats on the new baby 🎉

[@Arcane_Addict]

This movie is actually impressive. I don't think I could make something that looked that bad if I tried. (Also congrats on becoming Papa Peebs!)

[@vulpixfairy1985]

0:59 I love this shot. You’re such a great dad 😊

[@kirb_64]

This is a cinematic experience and is truly the movie of all time

[@withercat1801]

Honestly I kinda feel the "wants to be good but has a hard time with it" in my soul lmao

[@angusbeaumont7318]

It's weird seeing PBG as a father, but it's also beautiful. Seeing a guy that's made me laugh over and over again for years now a Dad. I know your gonna be one of the greats PBG! P.S This film is a nightmare.

[@Bill30006]

Congrats on becoming a dad PBG. You're going to be a great dad.

[@HAOSxy]

There's nothing more Christmas like than a spawn of Santa bursting through your chest

[@alfartukh4733]

I needed a whole compilation of grandma's lines at the end there. Also, congrats on becoming a dad! Been watching your stuff for a little over 10 years now and super sweet to hear your life going well

[@emPatheticShow]

mans had to cover this movie the same year as i did ☠️ jokes aside, great video as always and happy holidays, PBG & friends! 💜

[@NotOnLand]

My brain cannot comprehend Peebs being a father, in my mind he's still a young 20-something on NormalBoots

[@CherryCo.Studios]

7:11 Gave a Thumbs Up just for that joke. Well done, PBG. I admire the commitment. 😆

[@wowme99]

Made popcorn for this one! Been watching for years, and this guy still makes great, funny stuff! Great vid!

[@PeanutButterGamer]

Awesome! Thank you!

[@ljhawesstudios]

I would’ve never have thought there’d be something bigger and badder, congrats on fatherhood!

[@alexcoleman6199]

If we get a live action remake of this movie but keep all the stiffness, it would be the best Christmas movie ever!

[@sharpeylogic2907]

It's a personal tradition to rewatch your holiday videos during the season, so I'm glad there's another incredible one to add to the list. Happy holidays and good luck with the family Peebs!

[@fawna_lariat]

Congrats on becoming a father!!!! You'll raise her to be very cultured lol

[@MegumiMary]

I'm only now finding out you did this- litterally as soon as christmas is over- because Maine was hit with a terrible storm last Monday and we lost power for most of the week, I'm surprised it didn't pop up on my recemended as you and Caddy are my two most rewatched youtube channels

[@PeanutButterGamer]

Sorry to hear about the weather! Thanks for watching, cheers. :)

[@MegumiMary]

senpai noticed me@@PeanutButterGamer

[@Es_gee]

Im actually working on reanimating this movie. It might take a while Unfortunately since i cant do anything about the voice acting, im just gonna animate it...maybe add a few scenes here and there to make it compelling If i fail, then so be it

[@asherschroeder6440]

was having a hard time and struggling with bad thoughts, then saw you posted on this channel again! immediately lifted me out of my bad mood and thinking.

[@asherschroeder6440]

congrats on becoming a father btw! been watching you for 6 years now and it's awesome to see new things developing in your life.

[@msthecommentator2863]

Can't wait for your daughter to be old enough to stumble across your old KZbin videos 😅 Congrats to you and your wife! ❤

[@GhostlyPB_Pug]

16:27 I don’t know why this part gets me so much 🤣🤣🤣 I think it’s because his a parent now or it’s just his facial expression 😅😂

[@itsjustr0wan]

can you believe it guys? christmas! just a week away!

[@shutupsprinkles]

I am so excited about this information

[@pyropro8027]

nuh uh!

[@ThatOneAwkwardLady]

I was lying in bed watching this video on my phone after work and ended up falling asleep. I woke up thinking, "wow, that was a truly terrible Christmas movie my mind created in a nightmare." Then I unlocked my phone only to be reminded that this travesty actually exists.

[@gingerneutral_audios]

apparently the grandma is voiced by someone who can literally just. do that voice. it's not an audio glitch or anything, that's intentional

[@tossingturnips]

I love that you're wearing the same sweater from The Pine Tree. I feel like this needs to be your default sweater when reviewing terrible holiday animated films. Happy Holidays to you, Mrs. PBG and little Peeboona

[@PirateNovelist]

It’s a good day when Peebs posts! I am so glad you are covering this special!

[@iscremintothevoid]

1:34 The fact that you know of this movie scares me a little. Oh no... Is this the next Goodwill Garbage movies?

[@171QA]

The art for the thumbnail looks even better than the actual movie. XD

[@scottydu81]

You might remember Mark Hamill from the time he played Joker and Luke, but I remember him from the time that he and his wife told his son's girlfriend that if she didn't abort their grandchild, they would not help her financially.

[@CaptainFALKEN]

He was also Firelord Ozai

[@copper1206]

Congrats on the peanut butter cup!

[@Mr.Velvet]

God this movie is absolutely horrible What is the budget of this? 5 penny’s? Oh, it’s 500K? HOW?!?!?

[@tartmangoes7553]

I AUDIBKY GASPED WHEN I SAW THE THUMBNAIL!!! pbg reviewing one of my favorite low budget movies of all time!!??? sign me UP im so pumped edit: im so glad you looked into it- i remember reading some where that the creator and his family was so embarrassed that some of them left partway through. congrats on the kid!!

[@ryancurtis5425]

I think my favorite tidbit about this movie is the grandma is played Debra Wilson, the voice of Shelda in Bugsnax. Also, it's said the files for her voice lines got corrupted and they left it in, which is why she talks like that.

[@Mooms]

The audio wasn’t corrupted. The grandma sounds like that on purpose

[@AliceWilson-iv9du]

Tiffany

[@Gamerguy-ud1zo]

Fun fact: the animation tech used was designed for training and not for public consumption.

[@error-try-again-later]

"Not for public consumption" makes this movie sound like toxic waste which needs industrial PPE to be handled (which is accurate)

[@unemilifleur]

Omg the line FROM THE TEACHER about the guy hitting the girl because he liked her… so toxic 😣

[@TehSlan]

YESSSS I recognized this from the thumbnail, I love reviews of this movie, this movie exists purely to watch others suffer to it