THE ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE Best Lines (1990) Andrew Dice Clay

[@mootheconqueror1965]

This movie is 33 years old and it's still better than most of the shit today

[@PhilMccrotch]

2:58: What I said to your mommy last night.

[@xtraflo]

Do you remember a missing Sex Scene between Priscilla and Dice during the Kitchen scene? Modern versions cut from the Kitchen to the Couch. I just ordered a 1st release VHS of the movie because it's been driving me nuts for Years that it's missing...?

[@cr8tonboy]

Oh Gilbert... You'll always be Johnny Crunch to me. R.I.P.

[@misplacednewyawker]

They missed the line when he was falling off the building and he kept yelling "My hair, my hair". That was hilarious.

[@ericanderer9199]

My favorite. Saw it in a theater with just my girlfriend. Empty.

[@garytackett8426]

I loved the line, "I've got a school of guppies in my underwear.. Nobody believes me.."

[@matthewohan5506]

"I could have been a fisherman...."

[@rileyhhj9297]

Fucking die everytime I see it 😂

[@MirrorsTelevision]

That is an amazing line

[@dimmazeen]

Greatest. Movie. Ever.

[@stevem2323]

Ever...

[@dimmazeen]

@@stevem2323 yes

[@StevieD1x]

Correct.

[@HeLL-clone]

"I've heard cats fuck with more harmony than this kid".... gets me laughing every time

[@stevem2323]

How come this movie didn't do better, it's fucking perfection.

[@maidenrulz73]

I don’t get it....it was an awesome movie but just barely broke even...

[@stevem2323]

@@maidenrulz73 Me too i just don't get it.

[@flipjupiter1]

Haters, bro. They hated on Dice like he was Hitler. This movie is stylish, creative, has an awesome ensemble cast, a great soundtrack, a fun detective story, it's very well acted, and it's really funny.

[@stevem2323]

@@flipjupiter1 Unbelievable, the movie is a classic.

[@lakama4965]

It may be portraying the real face of the music industry... That is what they did not like!

[@TdawggLA]

Wow this takes me back. Underrated movie for sure

[@MrMonkchuck]

They left out what I think is the best line of the movie & really holds up today. “Keith Richards is rolling over in his grave, the f***in’ guy ain’t even dead yet.” 😂

[@tommackean]

But Ford, we just wanted to be held. You got the bonus plan baby!

[@brucelafrance5577]

That was the line I was looking for. Not in this clip, bummer.

[@Whisper_Pickle]

The younger generation would shit a cinder block sideways watching this movie. Dice was the man back then!

[@boylibrary3533]

I’m 23 and I love this movie! Me and my dad watch it all the time

[@AtlasBookkeeping]

“See those 2 girls? Girl Scouts- took 2 boxes…OH !”

[@babylonkid]

So awesome and underrated.

[@mikec5994]

"Who was that smiling snapperhead?" Lmao, this movie is a classic.

[@thatsmisterassholetoyou]

Robert Englund. Freddy Krueger himself

[@Catinkontti]

I always laugh hilariously when seeing this movie :D So many damn good sayings!

[@jjeandell]

Talking to Zuzu is the BEST Line lol

[@skatepark1ful]

That was “UNBELIEVABLE!!“ Thanks for posting. Y’all should Watch old video THE DICE MAN COMMETH !! hilarious!!!

[@supremeasiaticallah2303]

when I was 16 I watched that stand up show religiously

[@Marceldbd]

My jerry haircare product

[@glenngtx7259]

The Love Boat 🎶 taking another run 🎶

[@didodidrive9412]

"At least they knew who the fuck Art Mooney was! I'm losin' my mind AABAGAHABAGEE!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Gets me every time. Then you did Money Money Money right after that and I say that shit all the time! 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

[@Strive1324L]

When i saw this at the theater, there were laughs all the time.

[@lunaticliberal7115]

@trippyprep i saw The Mask on 4 hits of double dip acid

[@boylibrary3533]

@@lunaticliberal7115 smokin’ indeed

[@twistedmet]

The best line that they missed was “Don’t worry. If you fall, I’ll make it.”

[@josephmassaro]

My hair...my hair!

[@jamesanderson228]

I still use that one to this day “don’t worry ……. I’ll be ok “ 😂😂

[@hristiyankunev2032]

This movie is batter then early Eddie Murphy movie's...and i find this 2023. Advertising is all you needed to make it.

[@yeahright302]

such a great movie for sure!!

[@firefightergoggie]

"money, money, money, money..." LoL

[@pumpiron1972]

Eeeee Geeee Geee Geee Geee!!!

[@mattc2306]

When The Fonz becomes a comedian/detective.

[@nathangreen3110]

I loved this at 12

[@flipjupiter1]

I was looking for the scene where Dice tells Jazz I'll take you out, trow a burger down your troat. Ahhahahaha so funny. "this case is getting ca-loz-ed"!

[@sesfilmsllc]

3:08 Bless your hearts.

[@kennethborregaardrasmussen742]

Most honest movie about the music business ever made :) "I could have been a fisherman"

[@FabledHeroes3351]

Lmao 🤣 no way in hell a movie like this would fly nowadays

[@barongaylordkrinjin9844]

...ummm.why?

[@FabledHeroes3351]

@@barongaylordkrinjin9844 Mm honestly I’m not sure SJW’s or some shit 🤷‍♂️

[@kenshiro7960]

I hope they show this in the movies again

[@daved8858]

Excellent

[@MrMetalManMe]

My favorite movie of all time! Top of the world Ma!🤘🏻😂🤘🏻

[@vondernacht]

You're killing rock-n-rapin-roll

[@rockrane1]

Best movie ever made🤘

[@easilyscan]

3:17 never fails!

[@volodymyrbilyk555]

I remember seeing this movie in Ukrainian dub and it seemed like your normal action flick because the translation seriously toned down the jokes. It is so much more outrageous in the original dub. Makes you appreciate the movie more.

[@HOBOCOP_II]

I still quote this movie

[@studinthemaking]

Happy Trails Gilbert G.

[@davidhimes3620]

Yeah, Stan-ley, like the po-wer-drill! LMAO

[@Me-fo1kk]

I remember a male friend ask me 'interested in seeing a very offensive and sexist movie? I was being a smart arse because he knew I was kind of a feminist. Ok I said and yes it was...next day I was asking anyone I met "have u seen Ford Fairlane?"

[@rlj7647]

Booty Time Booty Time....

[@andrewgalvin7372]

Money money money line is so funny

[@Musaic]

Best Best Best movie! :)

[@jeanpauldoe]

Thanks for the wisconsin line jajajjajaja

[@MrJimbojamez]

RIP Gilbert

[@dangxdc8348]

Like Razor Ramon EXCEPT he flicks a cigarette

[@cliffordyawn2787]

When are they making a movie about Ford Fairlane.

[@tncavscout]

Hilarious movie!

[@michaellarnach4161]

Hit pay dirt with k-dirt

[@ericwold2142]

ZuZu!! My Axe my axe...Its all scratched up!!!!

[@GaryPhelpsII]

I don’t know, I never met your father 🤣🤣🤣

[@Gabensy]

EPIC 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@pumpiron1972]

Here's to you...2:52.

[@astridbirgittevern1877]

«Have a Twinkie, snapperhead!»

[@kevink8074]

"Do my dishes!"

[@GiveSic]

I'M LOSING MY MIDUGYUBUHHH

[@rgvleo5270]

Un-f@king-belivable

[@MarcKnight]

Rest ya lips and put down the earmuffs. G'ahead, g'ahead, g'head 😂😂

[@majinboot8775]

Need Anothony Cumia to do a voice over remake.

[@green49285]

It's just him doing g his bit in a movie. So good when you're a kid

[@anthonyclark9441]

How did this not clean up at the Box Office, with how popular Dice was at the time? It should've at least made it's budget back. This was an HBO Classic back in the day. I loved this shit when I saw it.

[@waterwells7576]

It barely made the budget back

[@anthonyclark9441]

@@waterwells7576 barely

[@Punchinator-bo1mm]

🔥 🔥 🔥 😆 🤣 😂

[@PhilMccrotch]

2:58: What I said to your mommy last night.

[@Punchinator-bo1mm]

@@PhilMccrotch 😆 🤣

[@jameslakes5019]

Clint eastwood I like him oh

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

"You're an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea."

[@sirsplintfastthepungent1373]

What is this, the Rob Lowe Channel?

[@AliceBowie]

Clay put out a six disk set of his stand up after his popularity waned. It was bizarre and hilarious. Tons of it is him interacting with the audience. He starts telling nonsensical jokes, and when someone laughs he'll start needling them on what their laughing at. This movie unfortunately didn't help his career, but he worked non stop for over 45 years, he just didn't stay in the spotlight.

[@Dane_Youssef]

What absolutely astonishes me is the fact that this film was a box-office disapointment (just making slightly a molecule more than it's budget) and the likes of ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE was the big box-office bonanza. Come on, how does that work?!?

[@lightningphoenix69]

Dice was hosting MTV’s Video Music Awards. They said, “No swearing or dirty statements.” Dice said, “Who do you think I am ?!” They pulled him off the show live and black balled him. This movie was released after that. He even mentions it in the movie. 😂

[@Dane_Youssef]

@@lightningphoenix69 But they lifted the ban years later.

[@Dman425]

The best line is “My hair”

[@sanderbreur521]

Wow, hear that soundtrack from YELLO.....

[@4LayersOfStrength]

(1:45) Huge shout-out to #Dlkwriter (Darren and Amy) #Bloomer #Wisconsin 😂🥇

[@johnmaurovic1807]

Suzuki Samurai!

[@Prosch23]

money money money money ....

[@CowboySolitario]

a masterpiece yeeeeeaaaaah

[@KevinLance-ne3to]

This movie is so freaking funny!! 😂👏

[@glenngtx7259]

Sorry I made you clean the toilet and the dishes.. i mean, who did all the work in bed.

[@jameslakes5019]

Clint eastwood I like him

[@chrischapel9165]

How about when, Ford calls the receptionist "pixxxx-see"...

[@NadeemAlqerem-t8k]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tonyclifton265]

"dont worry, I'm not here to beg for money - i just want to ask you some questions; first question - can i have some money?

[@Nimrod20012]

...... ........ Ford Will fill in the blanke. ohhhhhhhh

[@Schmiddelwutz2000]

Stanley?

[@scottysmediaproductions]

The fact you didn't include the "top of the world mum"part from the Empire records building scene means you get a thumbs down!

[@TheVCRTimeMachine]

"I'm not saying this movie was a bomb, but last week I caught the KKK tying it to the bottom of my car." - Chris Rock as Nat X

[@raulduke6105]

A near classic sadly ignored

[@shyinthechi6504]

Missed “Art…Mooney…Stupid!”

[@jameslakes5019]

Sorority he is enjoying view

[@urabusliberty9258]

I searched for a Ford not a movie

[@terryc9003]

Watch the film

[@antoinettelopes]

You got the bonus plan.

[@Catinkontti]

"money money money money moneghaeyghkkhyky"

[@r.j.macready5541]

Ahead of its timr

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

Money money money Eughfeghughhhhghh

[@Mahmood42978]

This is crap.

[@dumbidiot3650]

You don’t get it. Never will. And so you will never be able to understand. I feel sorry for you

[@Mahmood42978]

@@dumbidiot3650 There's nothing "to get".

[@samrapheal1828]

Seek professional mental health help for your cranial rectal inversion.

[@ThunderAppeal]

This movie was considered absolute garbage when it first came out. Its still garbage its just too bad that anyone would think this is 'better' than anything. This is the bottom of the barrel garbage, there is very good reason why dice clay never became a movie star.

[@CriminalMacabre]

300% italo

[@michaelhunte743]

RIP Gilbert