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@jamesbetterton84276 ай бұрын
Let me cold open.
@googleedood97216 ай бұрын
Yea... let me open a cold one.. Congratulations!
@AngelinaSkye16956 ай бұрын
At first I was like "no I don't care about any celebrity talking shit on the internet". Then I remembered that I actually watch 3 different Chris D'elia podcasts a week.
@justkellan6 ай бұрын
Tim Dillon !
@Squirtle_Bob6 ай бұрын
@@justkellanboffum
@MastrWobblez6 ай бұрын
Lol fr 😂
@V.E.R.L.O.E6 ай бұрын
Jenny from one of my houses killed me
@Benjamin.S.S.6 ай бұрын
Look at Chris, tired and in a mood. Thanks for the episode.
@JasonLitman6 ай бұрын
8:15 Jenny from the gated community 😂
@JonathanHassingerChannel6 ай бұрын
“MESSAGE C-5…” 😂😂😂 tears rolling down my face at work
@alecvasquez99736 ай бұрын
Dude literally every time he does that cracks me up 🤣 he's done it on Congratulations, Lifeline, and Golden Hour 😂😂
@AdamentalityWorld6 ай бұрын
I must have missed it... when did he say that? I want in on the joke haha
@JustCoffeeNoMug6 ай бұрын
Did u break a nail?
@benj89306 ай бұрын
Chris giving his actual honest review about other movies like he did for Dune 2 is something I need 1000% more in my life
@brandonstumpf29316 ай бұрын
Except his review on Speak No Evil- I had to watch it and I regret it to this day. Tbf he did warn us…
@shawnhilliard6 ай бұрын
@@brandonstumpf2931 Oh man, I missed his review on that. Wish I could have seen what he thought lol. That ending made me so angry lol.
@charlieseets94346 ай бұрын
hes never seen a single movie he liked. If he did he convinced himself to hate it.
@robsgotit16 ай бұрын
Dude if thats what you need 1000% more In your life you should try anything else. You'll love it
@Squirtle_Bob6 ай бұрын
Dune rips. But yes, more movie reviews forsure 🎬
@bellefleur63006 ай бұрын
The 90’s phone sounds 🤣 I can’t get enough when Chris is on this frequency
@OSEARI276 ай бұрын
I've never felt like any episode was more short than this. Damn already miss you bro.
@ashley_brooke_d6 ай бұрын
MESSAGE C5 gets me every. single. time. 😂😂😂😂
@dmfrench6 ай бұрын
Why did I laugh so hard at Chris describing a horrific chimp attack?? 🙉
@GenesysRider236 ай бұрын
The not-so-subtle jab at Bernt Krischner was amazing. 🤣 4:40
@humantranscendence6 ай бұрын
Immediately went to the comments to see who else got it 😂
@wanderingfool276 ай бұрын
That made my morning 😊
@Downs-Indroam6 ай бұрын
It's funny though because I see guys like Hinchcliffe making fun of Chris but Berp is so, "He is so funny and wonderful" about everyone doesn't strike me as someone who would make fun of him. Did he say something about Chris?
@baddcheeta.6 ай бұрын
Timothy sports chalet 😆
@ianscott11556 ай бұрын
S'Chimp killed me.
@williamritter40066 ай бұрын
Your comment about roofing is priceless. I own a roofing company Permits are required.
@valianthousemusic10266 ай бұрын
The yap master is back, and im all ears
@BenniTroll6 ай бұрын
im all heart and eyes
@AirDwindler4026 ай бұрын
@BenniTroll Bear heart? Or Bare heart?
@BenniTroll6 ай бұрын
@@AirDwindler402 b-e-a-r heart
@MadAimBrand6 ай бұрын
“They’ll just rip your face and fv€k you!!” Chris: “woah ok ummmm…. we’re at a bar mitzvah” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@VOT3BYMAIL6 ай бұрын
Timothy Sports Chalet was great in Dune.😂
@yesdude39146 ай бұрын
"So this is the worst thing thats ever happened in the world right? Well at least monkey wise" got me so fucking good😂
@oxxyy40096 ай бұрын
Lololol I've been looking for this comment. Same!
@drew92gill6 ай бұрын
LOL I said MESSAGE C5 with you perfectly Chris 😂
@15speelmana6 ай бұрын
AI music is like someone that goes to the store with a list and doesn't deviate from that list.
@MapleBar7776 ай бұрын
I guess I need to start listening to AI music to learn more about myself 🤣
@SnowGhillie36 ай бұрын
Hey Chris I went to the show in West Virginia, drove from Cincinnati to see you. Me and my wife enjoyed it but I gotta say the meet and greet was not a great experience. Wanted to thank you for helping me in my hard times with your podcast but you seemed closed off and uninterested in hearing from any of your fans. Paid extra to personally thank you and was rushed into a picture and out of the room by staff. Sorta broke my heart because I’ve listened to you for years. Still love you and hope you get through your mental struggles
@SupergoodStudios6 ай бұрын
That’s how it seemed for real? I mean no I always appreciate you guys and telling me stuff. Not sure what the staff does as it is always different in each city. But I’m always thankful.
@SneedEmFeedEm2926 ай бұрын
@@SupergoodStudios i could totally see this. you seem like a really uncaring/apathetic person except when it comes to yourself
@Lolthatyoulookatthis6 ай бұрын
Can’t believe I was gonna skip the “Travis the monkey bit”
@brizzybones73776 ай бұрын
I spit my drink out at “banana head” 😂
@ZACHWILKINS696 ай бұрын
Why was it so funny😭
@brizzybones73776 ай бұрын
@@ZACHWILKINS69 prob cuz it caught us off guard and that’s such a stupid name 😂😂😂
@Tarantino1116 ай бұрын
Chris talking about movies and A.I is fuckin golden
@tyharris146 ай бұрын
Nobody on earth says Ben affleck that way except Bert
@Unz3606 ай бұрын
47:27 maybe it was C5 in Cali, but Everytime you mention that i remember in CO it was "message DN-52" 😅 we need to find out who the voice was for those
@ragnarlsonIII6 ай бұрын
Winging shoulder shot at Bert.
@adri_rck2 ай бұрын
18:41 😂😂😂 His Spanish is on point. Made me laugh so hard
@noctemheart6 ай бұрын
Bro that chimp story made me MAAAAAADDDDDDD.
@slim710.6 ай бұрын
Got one reaze… CHIMP! 😂
@EiGhTyNi9e6 ай бұрын
(my personal vibe) To really lock it in man, you should do two hours with Joe. I think some fans of yours would like that. Hitting that whole Austin circuit would do crazy numbers. You would murder on Kill Tony as a guest, since they have two usually, maybe Bryan could join, that would be one of their most viewed episodes of the year, easily. You could have great relationships with all them cats, idk, but if you don't, go put some werk into that Mothership club, heal and grow! BIGUPS
@scottcarkhuff12226 ай бұрын
'MESSAGE C5!"
@michaelallen69466 ай бұрын
Hey Chris, thanks for coming to Chattanooga - everyone enjoyed it! Wished you guys couldve checked out the Incline Railway with us but maybe next time 🤙
@Realworldnews2476 ай бұрын
Silly goose time
@supremegoon27676 ай бұрын
Chris, speaking of Andrew Garfield, you'd absolutely probably LOVE 'Under the Silver Lake'
@brianjenkins54296 ай бұрын
Watching Chris shout military cadence gave me flashbacks of boot camp. He's just Chris from the acting block.
@bbgregs3806 ай бұрын
As an open Mic stand up from Arlington Virginia that monday 6 pm slot is valuable
@briarleyklassen30086 ай бұрын
JLow bit has me in tears
@ArtGuitarLTX6 ай бұрын
Another classic Chris podcast episode 😂. You the man Chris!
@picklygirl1236 ай бұрын
Dude the “shoot……………… ….Sandra”😂😂😂😂😂
@handsomegames14336 ай бұрын
Chris and Matt need their version of On Cinema at the Cinema
@moberdober15816 ай бұрын
“Everyone’s real” absolutely sent me 😂😂
@SkipsGunz6 ай бұрын
I was at the Charleston set you were probably the funniest person Iv heard ever I absolutely had a blast
@marniebrimhall9866 ай бұрын
I'm driving on my way to work, and when you said you only listen to AI music I burst out laughing so loud😂😂😂
@marniebrimhall9866 ай бұрын
25 Yorkies could kill you Chris?! Hahahahahaha
@jjen22046 ай бұрын
When Chris started the disconnect tone I 'mmMMMediately knew he would do Message C 5
@J.CagleMMA6 ай бұрын
Was at your show Saturday. Was amazing
@sarahschlaefer34535 ай бұрын
I have to manually blink!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jordanheimer7746 ай бұрын
Sand, milk, and bubblegum to repair a roof 😂
@brianmarquez28195 ай бұрын
Chris From Outer Space 10:15
@sheyshah28486 ай бұрын
I just realized that homie sounds like George Clooney. Just imagine Clooney talking the next time you listen to the podcast. It's uncanny.
@feebaby886 ай бұрын
I have also been wondering who the hell are JLO fans? Never met one 😂
@mdwsb6 ай бұрын
Chris from the sprinter van.
@otisguy71736 ай бұрын
Head trauma survivor here. My memory is so bad sometimes, I think I need gingko BALBOA 🤘🏽😎
@Daisydarthvader6 ай бұрын
Holy Smokes!!!! As in, the wacky kindof tabaccy. When Chris did his jibberish, my mind exploded
@evaninboots6 ай бұрын
I like how in Chris's made-up language each word starts with N. they should honestly make a language where every word starts with the same letter.
@BillyTheKid_59066 ай бұрын
Top ten episode of all time 😂😂😂😂😂
@thefutureisrobot6 ай бұрын
25:00 B Shwab
@MeaningSeekerPod6 ай бұрын
Great ep
@Deuceleven6 ай бұрын
I vote for this podcast to be called “Chris Complains”.
@RobertXavier-kl8bj6 ай бұрын
@52:07 - lol so casually silly
@Tvaccount13-896 ай бұрын
Posting permits is hilarious.
@saltandpepper9866 ай бұрын
Laughing so hard about the Sand, Bubblegum and Milk Roofing Company there’s sand, bubblegum, and milk coming out my nose, eyes, and mouth.
@thejoshthat6 ай бұрын
The intros always used to get a laugh out of me before a word was even spoken, now I just fast forward a minute or so so I can make sure that I don't have to hear these tour dates in the beginning.
@makenziebenzie6 ай бұрын
I’m still Jenny from one of my houses 🎶
@dc0usa6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 everytime he makes fun of Shang chi guy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Jake_Smith74726 ай бұрын
"So this is the worst thing to ever happen in the world, right? At least monkey wise."
@boskij80256 ай бұрын
Yoooo, I’ve been non stop jammin AI music since I heard the rough riders anthem Motown remake
@wuhaninstituteofvirology6 ай бұрын
"i wanna be so disconnected" (*mission accomplished)
@amyoungg6 ай бұрын
He’s for sure talking about Jeff Arcuri
@g32.recitales6 ай бұрын
18:40 so freaking funny
@brandonklosterman29786 ай бұрын
Turns out you actually need a permit from the county to install a roof 😂
@B_uttcrumbs6 ай бұрын
Jo binterbiews over.
@jumpboys14086 ай бұрын
Perrrrfeect timing
@moonpie43006 ай бұрын
Jenny from the ‘sac 😂
@erinmclee41986 ай бұрын
Team Ben !
@HextozaGaming6 ай бұрын
Hey guys listen, we shouldn’t let Chris get that ‘wipe my ashe money’, otherwise there’s no podcast
@ThrashPolice6 ай бұрын
51:32🤣
@richardbalistreri76316 ай бұрын
Bert Kreisher: “Ben Uhflek”
@SpookyFoxyMulder4 ай бұрын
I'm watching in bed with headphones and was trying not to laugh and wake gf up but then Chris started the fucking Warner Herzog voice again 😅
@musicbyerland6 ай бұрын
What movie sequel besides "Look Who's Talking Too" used "Too" instead of 2? I swear there's another one...
@TechOptimal6 ай бұрын
What about "Look Who's Talking, Too"?
@christiane.c.18526 ай бұрын
Hilarious take on Atlas
@totalSLACK6 ай бұрын
everyone's real
@otisguy71736 ай бұрын
Wipe my ass money should be the next merch. Meep barp mahp boop WTF 🙌🏽👑🔥🤘🏽😎
@jeffwright4226 ай бұрын
“Vernah Hurt-zog”
@Xpzilla6 ай бұрын
50:46
@otisguy71736 ай бұрын
AI music is just another level. My first favourite was Diamonds by Plankton 💯🤘🏽😂
@panicproductions21816 ай бұрын
Shutting down small comedians reels so he can take over the world. 😂
@Shadeghoul6 ай бұрын
Do coffee reviews on the road
@dvduadotcom6 ай бұрын
This episode description: Chris sharing his dogshit opinions on AI music and Gatekeeping standup comedy. A lot of the episode was great though, and hilarious. Just don't give your opinions on things, your compass is broken.
@nonchalantnoah6 ай бұрын
Liking AI music, comedy gatekeeping and thinking women with a high body count isn't a negative thing. S'many shit takes recently.
@chefgregorydean6 ай бұрын
Gave up on trying to find the word Margarita so quick…
@JustCoffeeNoMug6 ай бұрын
Honestly cant fkn believe we all pay for youtube or spotify and they still put ads... its like taxes
@exactlyfrank6 ай бұрын
How did she stab the chimp with no hands? 😂
@CR_226 ай бұрын
Comments: why no Asians ? AI: I’m way ahead of ya
@bvdrvg6 ай бұрын
Came here to say that: YEP, Dune 2 s'ucked. And, the [actual] sequel to Dumb & Dumber was titled DUMB & DUMBER TO. (kinda close to what you were saying)(just one 'O' off)
@AngelinaSkye16956 ай бұрын
Fuck AI. Wake me up when we can live like the Jetsons. That said, I will be looking up AI music after this 😂
@jordanheimer7746 ай бұрын
Meatborp mopboop 😂😂😂😂
@otisguy71736 ай бұрын
Jenny from one of my houses - SLAM
@beautifulsurprise94246 ай бұрын
Is it me or did Chris not understand the interaction at the coffee shop??
@beautifulsurprise94246 ай бұрын
Obviously the guy knew that Chris knew he spoke English because he already told Chris he’d be right with him and then asked him what he could get for Chris. He meant Chris didn’t have to speak in Starbucks coffee lingo when he ordered his coffee. That’s why he didn’t get it when Chris said gracias.
@SupergoodStudios6 ай бұрын
Incorrect
@beautifulsurprise94246 ай бұрын
@@SupergoodStudios whattt??? A response from possibly Chris. That’s a first.