Normal parents: I can't get enough sleep because my baby cries too much. Artosis baby: I can't get enough sleep because my parent cries too much.
@fallen9693 жыл бұрын
LOOOL
@lilchad9613 жыл бұрын
this comment needs 100000000 likes
@JN-hs5xl2 жыл бұрын
plot twist: father introduces child to starcraft, child picks protoss
@omarrodelomadrid66362 жыл бұрын
@@JN-hs5xl haahaahah dafack
@gamechanger89082 жыл бұрын
@@JN-hs5xl Heh Artosis was a SC2 Protoss player.
@BoomBangBurn3 жыл бұрын
Opponent: breathes Arthosis: "And I took that personally"
@Nihiliste-3 жыл бұрын
Ahahahaha
@Sacraddon3 жыл бұрын
@Christian Kent it's every race now. Ps for being ps. Zergs for playing uhm...anything? Ling - muta - lurker, crazy zerg, ling flood into muta, you name it. And terrans for playing mass vultures as opener. Artosis always finds reasons to call people trash for chosen strategy, no matter what the strategy is.
@guardianvalor9622 жыл бұрын
@@Sacraddon Artosis could probably face off against himself from an alternate universe and both play super standard, but still call each other clowns.
@BitterBucolic13 жыл бұрын
To be fair, if you're much worse than your opponent, you're best bet is to take crazy risks. It's just logical.
@buttlord22233 жыл бұрын
My friend is a grand master in SF5 and I'm a bottom of the barrel player. When we play I take rounds sometimes and even win a match once in a while because he's not used to people doing stupid shit like wake up ultras or mashing out DPs during a blockstring. I totally get where Artosis is coming from when he does his DarkSydePhil routine about how bad the other player is. Pros, b-tiers, shitters, etc all have completely different mindsets and behaviors, it's not just a matter of one having better execution than the other.
@mishainutr3 жыл бұрын
@@buttlord2223 true strategy is not just a craft in which you can be simply better, you can have better apm, better knowledge of used patterns, units etc, but it always will be about tactic you chose and your ablity to improve and adapt to the enemy...once people use just several ABC tactics and nothing else, they just degenerated strategy to mere APM competition...
@MrJaymac873 жыл бұрын
Arty doesn’t know what logic is . He only knows bitching and crying
@TanToRza3 жыл бұрын
This is at least 30% of my wins. If I a vs someone I know is better than me, I have to do something stupid that throws them off, or they will just beat me playing legit.
@Chud_Bud_Supreme3 жыл бұрын
@@buttlord2223 "The master fears the amateur" _old chess saying
@sammoreton3333 жыл бұрын
It's funny only having seen Artosis in professional GSL caster mode and then to see this...hard to imagine lol.
@lastword87833 жыл бұрын
I honestly think hes playing a character. The viewers love his rants.
@jackcristo16283 жыл бұрын
@@lastword8783 nah, the "Saltosis" nickname has been around for far longer than he's been streaming.
@samc45313 жыл бұрын
Definitely playing a character. I'm sure he really is annoyed, but he exaggerates it 100x
@CoreStarter3 жыл бұрын
@@samc4531 nope, he was this assblasted in broodwar chat in 2000 lmao, artosis legit has anger problems.
@jeffr37733 жыл бұрын
@@CoreStarter yeah it does look and sound very authentic.
@idodeclare68043 жыл бұрын
"he's just so fucking bad!!!!ugh!!!!!!" while getting absolutely destroyed by his opponent is the funniest thing i ever seen
@pendayha3533 жыл бұрын
Same
@princeofexcess3 жыл бұрын
well sc can feel extremely unfair. You can get cheesed and loose to someone worse than you. You can lose to 4 pool to a player that is really bad.
@princeofexcess3 жыл бұрын
@Heinrich Heinrich Yes still feels bad. He definitely overreacts though haha
@SaithMasu123 жыл бұрын
@Heinrich Heinrich shouldnt happen though. The idea is that you get paired with someone of similiar skill level. If that someone is just universally worse than you and soly is at your rank because of cheese and risk taking play, than there is clearly something wrong with the game. I mean im not saying that Artosis doesent overreact, he definetly does, but risk taking play should not get you to these ranks and yes its frustrating to play against, because essetially you just loose, because your opponent gambles, hard.
@scarredable3 жыл бұрын
@@princeofexcess which means you are not good enough though
@PeterParker-yg6fc3 жыл бұрын
whoever runs this channel is the ultimate guy in the chat
@Someonehahaha3 жыл бұрын
'The Angriest I've Ever Been' for all we know it could be MR Artosis himself.
@pullerschubserwilli42513 жыл бұрын
@@Someonehahaha i aren‘t think that
@ArtosisClips3 жыл бұрын
Alas, it's not Artosis that runs this channel. I'm Dunebug on Twitch and usually in his chat if I'm awake lmao.
@GDannnn3 жыл бұрын
@@ArtosisClips YOUR WEEDLORD ARENT U
@ArtosisClips3 жыл бұрын
@@GDannnn no LMAO weedlord is his own special individual
@hmr11223 жыл бұрын
"why does every trash player cheese?" - makes middle stargate and gets rekt Poetic.
@TheRamstoss3 жыл бұрын
You mean starport?
@WeiweiCheng3 жыл бұрын
That was not cheese though. Center starport or fac is pretty much standard against fast CC.
@frederikrosvall3 жыл бұрын
Starport at some off location is pretty standard
@someonesomewheresometime38973 жыл бұрын
it's even more funny when you realize that while artosis is raging like a madman, the guys in the chat are dying of laughter xD
@IYPITWL3 жыл бұрын
This was one of the first streams I ever saw of arty. He became my fav almost instantly.
@stellatrabucco44943 жыл бұрын
"Waaaaa. People aren't doing exactly what I expect and know how to beat, Waaaaa." Artois 2021. Actually thought he was going to cry at one point
@EB-bl6cc3 жыл бұрын
yeah basically. love artosis but this whole "if everyone doesn't play by all the exact preset meta rules then it's bullshit" attitude is awful. God forbid people think for themselves instead of being robots
@jeffr37733 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he did literally cry for a moment. It almost made me feel bad for him until I remember what a giant piece of shit he is (or seems to be from what I've seen). I don't get it, if your enemy is so "bad" then why did you lose to him? If he was taking risks and you knew he was taking risks, why didn't you punish while he was weak? I don't get why he feels cheated.
@tsaralexanderi93763 жыл бұрын
@@jeffr3773 It has to do a bit with luck. I haven't played sc1 that much, but I have played sc2 and it is super irritating if you keep getting cheesed. It is often very hard to counter cheeses. However, if you do counter them, you basically won. Just explaining the rage, but I'm not defending artosis in any means, just want to explain
@tsaralexanderi93763 жыл бұрын
@@jeffr3773 its almost like the enemy threw dices and gambled to win if it helps to explain
@jeffr37733 жыл бұрын
@@tsaralexanderi9376 Good explanation, thanks. I mean I know that; I try to play solid fundamentals every game, knowing that in the long run it's going to work 60% of the time. I'm not going to spend the effort to remember every little cheese defense, I just let those games go, knowing that it's going to happen sometimes. You'd think someone at his level who has played tens of thousands of games, won tournaments etc, would have the mentality to expect BS sometimes. I think it's a really awful character trait that he hasn't developed that by now and never will
@dantdu3 жыл бұрын
This salt is so pure... the sensation of watching Artosis rage is similar to watching your winning lottery ticket hit.
@AyeeSkippy7 ай бұрын
You can tell how happy he is by the look on his face while he plays his favorite game :)
@everacalm84103 жыл бұрын
Every time I feel sad I come here to min 6:49 and see his anger with the heavy shaking of the hands and the voice that is about to cry. Reminds me that everything will be okay.
@henrytep8884 Жыл бұрын
Dude you’re missing @5:54
@theendsjustifythemeans Жыл бұрын
The woest part is that his micro is sooooo trash so hes a crybaby and not even good
@MrNicoJac3 жыл бұрын
Lol, for a second there I thought he was ACTUALLY gonna cry 🤣
@TheAlwaysPrepared2 жыл бұрын
He cried. Look at his eyes!
@da1stlangzai3 жыл бұрын
First game didn't seem like cheese. The guy had 4 marines in bunker. And only chased when he saw Artosis walk across map with only 2 rines. Of course he'll hunt them down.
@resistancerat3 жыл бұрын
0:51 those SCVs disassembled that siege tank faster than gypsies
@nemigazhogynincsszab3 жыл бұрын
Which country are you from with these jokes and sterotypes?
@resistancerat3 жыл бұрын
@@nemigazhogynincsszab Czech Republic
@nemigazhogynincsszab3 жыл бұрын
@@resistancerat yes, your sense of humor was so Middle-Eastern-European... Greetings from Hungary!
@LukeWylie3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@PR_17752 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that line from Pirates of the Caribbean along the lines of "In a fair fight, I'd beat you every time." "Well that's not much of an incentive for me to fight fair now, is it?"
@aaabatteries99483 жыл бұрын
That recall and the stasis at the ramp was a really good move by the toss.
@skeptic_lemon3 жыл бұрын
Recall is literally uncounterable, unless you go mass dragoon and make 2 arbiters, or go zerg and kill their tech before they can get arbiter. But Terran is sluggish, so defending against recall is trying to lick your elbow. 1 it doesn't fucking work, 2 even if it does, congratulations you spent four bases worth of money defending against these tanky pieces of shit called Arbiters. Now you've got an angry protoss player bleeding dragoons into your main. Stasis is balanced though. And if you get skilled with an Arbiter, you might as well just abuse recall and Dragoons. Like Arbiters have 300 hp, you're never killing two or three of them before they just recall all their shit on your base. And st that point why bother using stasis? You've got your 50 or so dragoons walking around disintegrating their base. That's when you know you won.
@@thoughtpolease7183 Spider mines can only kill a few recalled goons, because a goon can take a spider mine by itself and not die. Wraiths are about as effective as turrets. They can move and are massable, but you need a frick ton of them if you really wanna kill even a few suiciding arbiters. Arbs have 300 hp if we count shields and wraiths deal 20 damage. It looks like mass wraith would bring it down no problem but mass wraith is unviable in almost everything else, and those 300 hps add up quickly if toss makes more than one arbiter. You see EMP is the one thing I didn't think of, and you're right. If you have good micro, a science vessel with enough energy and EMP researched, you've effectively beaten recall. But you're not always gonna have a science vessel. They require a metric frick ton of tech, they need EMP researched, they are costly, they take a lotta time to make, and it isn't the most appealing thing in the world to make one just for the sake of arbs, because they are not the only strat protoss has up their sleeve. It is a good unit with some amazing and really annoying spells, and it does hard-counter recall, but still.
@nanotech20803 жыл бұрын
@@skeptic_lemon Well it's not like you can build Arbiters out of gateways either, the protoss will be cutting back on shit.
@skeptic_lemon3 жыл бұрын
@@nanotech2080 true.
@rocksparadox3 жыл бұрын
9:46 ''I just started playing and always pick the rusty gun gang. I make the iron house that produces the metal anteaters whose poops chase you and explode. When they keep playing I use the AT-AT walkers or the slenderman that traps you in a bubble. If I get bored I make the golf ball that shoots green goo, the hammerhead sharks with tomato cannon or even the invisible birds.'' Never has there been a more poetic description of vultures, goliaths, ghosts, science vessels, battlecruisers and wraiths.
@davidhoracek67582 жыл бұрын
Artosis's kids can probably just get away with anything. He's got no rage left. "Dad, you're not mad I crashed your car?" "Well yeah, I guess I am, but it doesn't seem so bad compared to what trash protoss players did to me all morning on ladder. At least you were *trying* to micro."
@Baldricksturnip3 жыл бұрын
There needs to be gofundme of some sort named and dedicated: 'Help Artosis get better at Starcraft'. Just to see the reaction.
@ieaturanium5743 жыл бұрын
When a guy gets mad at me for cheesing, which I dont do on many occasion, I'd do an even dumber cheese the next time against him 🤣
@flaviussaos4233 жыл бұрын
noob
@ieaturanium5743 жыл бұрын
@@flaviussaos423 how can i ever recover from this insult?
@flaviussaos4233 жыл бұрын
@@ieaturanium574 If u are toss u can't. If u are T or Z. My bad. I am sorry. If u are toss I am not.
@weedmantrudeau57833 жыл бұрын
Artosis youtube smurf monkaw
@iamlordstarbuilder55953 жыл бұрын
I do a lot of cheese (SC2 btw) because I suck. Lately it has been working ok, as long as I play more standard if it fails, and make sure to have solid anti-air (since Zerg just sucks by default at anti-air, and has absolutely no answer to deathballs since before I first joined this year).
@un_miroir Жыл бұрын
This is it. My favorite clip from any stream ever.
@Alzakielz3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh when i see toss Recalling in Artosis base, a tear come to my eye, it's beautiful :')
@orxy53164 ай бұрын
Yes, truly beautiful
@l.christoffersen75023 жыл бұрын
I never knew I needed this content, but I do. I love it.
@asesinonabo3 жыл бұрын
This was my intro to Artosis. Can't stop seeing this dude
@someonesomewheresometime38973 жыл бұрын
lol, same here
@connorbroderick71483 жыл бұрын
I love how in the first clip he goes for a cheese and then complains about his opponent not playing a normal game. also how angry he gets at arbiters despite having 0 units that can attack air...maybe shit out just like 4 goliaths could make all the difference
@jehmed3 жыл бұрын
I had no idea Artosis was this salty and toxic as a player.
@Lurreable3 жыл бұрын
Oh he's a lot more toxic than this. This was nothing.
@hexadecimalhexadecimal52413 жыл бұрын
4:44 the 2 frozen tanks on the bridge blocking off the other units...LMAO so unfortunate breh
@NiraSader3 жыл бұрын
People who can’t think outside of their “optimal play” box are hilarious, “he’s so bad waah waah” but he outplayed you with that unexpected move, no?
@jonny57143 жыл бұрын
flash wouldnt have lost to that
@danieldorn9989 Жыл бұрын
Artosis at the start of the match while scouting: "This guy is terrible and stupid, he is terribly stupid, only a dumb person would do this" Artosis after losing to dumb guy: "I cant believe this, it doesnt make any sense, what a stupid person, you are disgusting" Winning games is not dumb. It seems to me that he relies too much on existing strategies, so when someone comes around and does something unconventional, he just rage quits. Artosis cant adapt.
@WebSurfer6663 жыл бұрын
This was the best day ever, literally got S rank playing pretty good the previous stream, showing it off. The next day the first 2 games, plays like shit and boom back to A rank, just to never be S rank until now XD
@Dontlook363 жыл бұрын
Its so funny 😂
@SZRLM3 жыл бұрын
What Artosis expects from his opponents: Hmm, this guy is a well-known highly ranked player with more mmr than me, so he'd probably kick my ass in a standard game. Well, better walk to my doom. Any rational person: Fuck it, let's try something he wouldn't expect. It's our best chance.
@jackcristo16283 жыл бұрын
"This just comes down almost purely to execution" RIP
@Macrobot3 жыл бұрын
He scouts 2 base arbiter, and his response is to take a quick 3rd right away, then complains he doesn't have enough turrets or if he can defend any better.... What?
@TanToRza3 жыл бұрын
Once he started raging from the first game and then took it into the second game, he was bound to lose, he was raging about game 1, IN GAME 2, he was not playing well and he deserves the loss unfortunately.
@usmh3 жыл бұрын
Uh, yes?? 2 base arbiter is a safe play. It basically comes down to the triangle of actions and counteractions. If they expand, you attack, if they attack, you defend, and if they defend you expand. 2BA would count as defending. With T units being more cost efficient, P doesn't (or does but shouldn't, depending on whom you ask) have enough to challenge a defending T off of just 2 bases if they've gone something as expensive as arbiter as well. Arty's logic sounds good to me. I really don't see what your objection is?
@dew91032 жыл бұрын
yea for the record, 2 base arbiter is a build to crush 2 bash ~ 4-5 fac pushes, so of course the correct play is to take a third
@idkwhoiam59873 жыл бұрын
8:03 racism on
@Nihiliste-3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@slavdecepticon10 ай бұрын
Arty just ages 40 years when he locks in
@FroggBoy12 жыл бұрын
New Player: *Walks into competitive Starcraft* Same Player: *Walks out lactose intolerant*
@moistnugget41473 жыл бұрын
"I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW" We know Artosis. It's okay. *hug* It's gonna be okay
@LiFsWo3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I stumbled upon this channel. I have never to worrie again on missing salt content! Thank you, whoever you are!
@Genemesis3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how people call other people who they have lost to, stupid. I mean if they're stupid and they beat you, doesn't make you more stupid?
@ArtosisClips3 жыл бұрын
You can do something bad and win games. If you were to be playing poker and you go heavily in on a bad hand and happen to win, that wouldn't be a good move because you're relying on your opponents to mess up with better hands to win. The most successful poker players are the ones who know the odds of a hand winning and only bet on good hands because that's how you guarantee making money. This guy may win this game but if it was a tournament he'd lose to Artosis because then you know how they play for the best of series.
@sage46703 жыл бұрын
@@ArtosisClips you're assuming they're gonna play the "bad" way throughout the series. Who's to say those players who Artosis lost to can't also play a macro game better than he can?
@TheRamstoss3 жыл бұрын
@@ArtosisClips Except the correct response to fast arbiter isn't to take a third. If he defends he wins. The correct analogy would be you use a scan to see your "bad" opponent's hand and you decide to bet more knowing that you have a losing hand.
@curtisstephens44823 жыл бұрын
@@sage4670 I think most of artosis frustration comes from terrain being the hardest race and toss the easiest. I've seen art do really good against s rank toss because art is actually really good at the game but when he losses to low rank toss players because of shit like recall into main base its a soul crusher. mass recall into base is literally pressing a few buttons and can cause major dmg. If terrain wanted to doom drop like that he'd have to spend a lot more money and supply to make it just as effective as recall.
@sage46703 жыл бұрын
@@curtisstephens4482 I mean, he has been playing the game for 20 years. At some point he should be able to beat toss, even assuming that toss is op. Otherwise, no terran pro could beat toss. Also, artosis just likes to complain. I've seen him complain about tanks in tvt, even though that's probably the unit he relies most on to win his own games Edit: added the word "him"
@DamnitMan883 жыл бұрын
This is why Artosis's face look the way it does.
@TehGrandVizier3 жыл бұрын
"does that make him good at the game"? -no. but winning against you, as well as bringing you to the verge of tears sort of does.
@mails653 жыл бұрын
elite video content in youtube, i can't get enough
@stkfr2 жыл бұрын
I love how the ape saves his 2 arbiters inside 1 billion turets after shiting in his base lmao
@edmis903 жыл бұрын
Idra's quality of life improved greatly upon switching to another game from SC2. Became happier and content with life. I feel like Artosis should consider the same.
@sursurrus3 жыл бұрын
I could write a book about this. Day9 too. I went to summer camp with Idra, when we were 12, is he actually happier now? I was kinda a shit to him, so I hope stuff works out.
@gabrieleomaggio14613 жыл бұрын
Bruh, my SC2 days were fucking miserable. I think it actually made my life worse now that I look back.
@sursurrus3 жыл бұрын
@@gabrieleomaggio1461 anything in particular? ladder was pretty frustrating. Deleted the game 3 months ago and I notice things are a lot better
@gabrieleomaggio14613 жыл бұрын
@@sursurrus I used to play back in WoL season 1. Was playing random because I liked all the races, and I had more wins as P, Z and T respectively (4gate was massively powerful back then). I was downright obsessed with the game back then, I didn't have any friends or a girlfriend so I was devoting myself entirely to that, watching replays and shit. I eventually got to platinum and I was sometimes winning against diamond players as well (keep in mind this was before master and grandmaster ranks were implemented). Now, I have always been a guy that was easily distracted, but that level of intense micromanagement eventually made me even more prone to distraction because I was focusing on a ton of different things all the time. That's great if you are playing a game, but IRL it might drive you into trying a ton of different things at once and failing because you need to focus on that task and that task alone. I somehow think that it might have altered my cognitive processes a bit. Then again, I'm no psychologist/doctor so take all of this with a copious amount of salt. EDIT: I think I did something like 1800 games in 18 months or so. Won something like 700-800 of them.
@GoDiMoNsTeR3 жыл бұрын
dude, I had Artosis in a pedestal as the most insightful and analytic SC2 caster of all times, after following Tasetosis on GSL casts. Seeing an adult almost crying to tears in a tantrum over being cheessed dented that image.
@mypetratgames24713 жыл бұрын
It is beautiful. I have been looking at this for 5 hours.
@ryder86466 ай бұрын
artosis crying in the basement about starcraft while his wife deals with a crying baby upstairs is amazing
@appidydafoo3 жыл бұрын
Hope he never trades stocks, his heart would simply explode
@dungeonmaster62923 жыл бұрын
Lol this is a quality comment
@hillmermark3 жыл бұрын
"it doesnt come down to planning, it comes down to execution."
@SiouxTube3 жыл бұрын
Man, this is sad. I sometimes can almost agree with his paper thin arguments he makes about "bad" players poisoning the player base normalizing random play and cheesy strats which ruin ladder seasons, for him I guess, but then he literally has tantrums on Twitch exposing his inability to handle a loss but also in the moment seems to be unable to pilot around such "bad" strats and play to a win. Edit: But, then again, like he says in a handful of streams, this is his job on the normal. He's streaming Starcraft content. I mean, what's more enjoyable than the raw chess like nature of the RTS? Artosis losing his god damn mind on camera in and out of the game. It's just perfect Schadenfreude bait for the masses and I'm sure he knows it on some level. It's making him more money little by little so, I guess there's a silver lining here despite the aneurysm or heart attack he might suffer someday.
@SiouxTube3 жыл бұрын
@Oliver Hancock I wish. No where, South Dakota.
@FamSisher3 жыл бұрын
It is super frustrating when you think you really start to understand something and then you get thrown a curve ball. I don’t watch Artosis enough to know if his rage is 100% genuine, but that sounded real enough.
@taragnor3 жыл бұрын
@@FamSisher : If his rage is fake, he's an amazing actor.
@FamSisher3 жыл бұрын
@@taragnor oh it’s certainly not fake, but he definitely plays it up sometimes.
@YelenaSgt443 жыл бұрын
I found his rage this time fake. Its just so ridiculously over the top and unreasonable. And i feel like in this vid hes consciously being careful and specific with his phrases and wording, to be funny/classic
@mattbrock94919 ай бұрын
The chat thrives off his misfortune makes for a fun stream 😂
@yuriy97013 жыл бұрын
Well, it's kinda obivous that the first guy (B terran) had no chance against him playing standard game. Of course he'd try something unusual
@lucianocortes86363 жыл бұрын
Ya, for someone that calls everyone stupid, it is very stupid not to use a safe build against that kind of player.
@AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz3 жыл бұрын
@@lucianocortes8636 it's funny how he says he gets cheesed every game but wouldn't you win every game if you just assume cheese then?
@Redtornado63 жыл бұрын
@@AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz if you over defend cheese, and your opponent is not going cheese you will lose because you are too far behind
@AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz3 жыл бұрын
@@Redtornado6 yeah but artosis seems to think he gets cheesed every game
@ArtosisClips3 жыл бұрын
@@lucianocortes8636 He goes safe builds pretty much every game, but depending on the cheese sometimes even a safe macro build isn't completely safe.
@gokublack83423 жыл бұрын
"Wtf was that?!!" That was you underestimating a lower ranked player starcraft is what 20-30 years old at this point and ppl still haven't learned this lesson?
@kozunak2 жыл бұрын
"I can't believe he is just making marines and walking them in the middle of the map..." says the guy that just did that :')
@commandertex43893 жыл бұрын
u see if u are bad u have to take risks to win
@CsquidyC9 ай бұрын
If it didn't always make him so mad people wouldn't do it as often.
@luisvega35052 жыл бұрын
I thought he was gonna cry for a second...
@fo0liner19852 жыл бұрын
i distingtly remember getting into wc3 many years ago. there was already an established meta at the time and i played a low ranked human vs night elf game. i simply macroed spellbreakers,priests,sorceresses and mortars out of a one base t2 and crushed him because he had no army. so he called me a noob and quit the match. like i suppose it is fine for calling me out on not understanding the meta and not knowing what risks i may have taken to get to this victory.. but all he had to do was NOT assume i was playing what EVERYONE else is and scout me. instead he blindly followed a scenario that he took for granted. and not meaning to belittle anyones efforts to perfect the execution of meta strategy.. but if THAT is skill you are a trained monkey.
@ChunkyButtons2 жыл бұрын
'He countered you with his brain" hahah love Artosis chat
@prevailwithme3 жыл бұрын
Baby crying in the background, this is just sad. Even though i laughed.
@ArtosisClips3 жыл бұрын
Not sure they're crying because he was like that, probably just woke up. He's a good dad. :(
@Bashka913 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure he is fine dad. But Flash of course is a better one ^_^
@missbelled67003 жыл бұрын
@@Bashka91 Flash's kid wouldn't be crying
@seanpolese55963 жыл бұрын
@@boneflesh i think the "role model" he sets for his children, is that he had a dream and a passion for starcraft and he chased that dream to a foreign country where he didnt know the language and didnt know anyone. And now hes basically part of the dynamic duo of Starcraft.. actually no not even Starcraft of ESPORTS Casting. He and Tasteless are basically the Michael Jordan and Lebron James of Esports Casting and they struggled and lived poor in a foreign country and busted their asses to get to where they are. Does he get angry and upset at the game? Sure. But him expressing his obvious extreme passion for the thing he has devoted his entire life to.. does not make him a bad father.. Terrible thing to say about someone.
@alysdaxei3 жыл бұрын
He's married, you know? Kids cry all the time. Doesn't mean his kid is being neglected. Don't be an idiot. Besides, it's obvious Artosis is at least partly playing this up for the audience (look at his titles and thumbnails). If my dad made streams this funny I'd just laugh.
@SpookyWatcher3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a child of a dude who tells everyone he loses to that they are bad...
@benstips11012 жыл бұрын
LOOK HERE! LOOK! LISTEN!!!!
@tastethejace2 жыл бұрын
Navi?
@McMike83 Жыл бұрын
love artosis angry :D
@ConradSly3 жыл бұрын
dunno what's so hard to understand about how he did a risky build and got punished. he has such a hard coded mentality.
@ivaylokovachev45233 жыл бұрын
LMFAO DUDE this is the content i use the internet for... this is GOLD im literally dying right now lmoaooo
@diegoalfonsosalgarsarmient82542 жыл бұрын
This is not anger. He is agonizing.
@augustday94833 жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing the arbiter recall play coming and choosing to make a third expansion instead of a couple more Goliaths and missile turrets.
@YelenaSgt443 жыл бұрын
Mines
@benstips1101 Жыл бұрын
LOOK HERE! LOOK! LISTEN! I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT NO MO MAN!
@mackparker90643 жыл бұрын
5:08 "that rage broke me out of stasis" LMFAO i'm WHEEZING
@dudeguy99433 жыл бұрын
Imagine you are the president and you are in the war room with your generals , Artosis being one of them and this is how the battle is explained to you HAHAHA
@rumpleforeskin1723 жыл бұрын
ROFL, that stasis field on that tank on the ramp after the recall was great. I understand being mad but how can he possibly say his opponent is bad.
@mikeyyo87292 жыл бұрын
Does he expect the protoss to walk into his tank line / spider mines? Artosisis a joke
@BleaK12113 жыл бұрын
Next time I'll rage at a game hopefully I'll remember this and keep calm. This is funny but also enlightening.
@Indy944453 жыл бұрын
Man, I found a new source of salty tears and IRL rage quits for sustenance. Grumpy cat Artosis has more salt than the Dead Sea.
@khanychung Жыл бұрын
experience and practice can only take you so far, when your skill is basically at zero.
@metecetin3 жыл бұрын
what a beautiful rage
@charlieibkiss40683 жыл бұрын
This old as man is almost crying about losing a game. Damn and he is a Pops.
@Cristopher-S.G3 жыл бұрын
Artosis and the Angry Video Game Nerds guy should play this thing together hahaha
@PCgamerChannel2 жыл бұрын
Artosis sure finds a lot of talented players.
@babaspector3 жыл бұрын
im so happy im going to see him cast the finals in 4 days XD
@Juleszzzzz6 ай бұрын
On the bright side, I found genuine Saltosis. Knew he's forcing it on the other later clips lol
@henrytep8884 Жыл бұрын
This is some of the best rage asmr on KZbin.
@atelierdesrochers26313 жыл бұрын
6:40 I thought he was gonna cry... ''this guy doesn't fucking deserves this!'' shows more ressources units and building points... and more apm... not that higher apm is automatically better but it certainly does help :P
@michaelsshirt80462 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that seeing someone that angry makes my day better ?
@jacobbatchelor78772 жыл бұрын
It's not weird at all, in the right context most people will feel the same.Problem's will only occur if you keep reinforcing the idea to your brain that seeing other people upset gives you an easy path to dopamine hits because then it will start taking measures to convince you to do more of it.. Just take a look at communities like wings of redemptions if you wanna see what you'll turn out like
@michaelsshirt80462 жыл бұрын
@@jacobbatchelor7877 I think part of that is that I realize that we get angry because of stupid shit like that. He lost a computer game and almost ready to jump out of window
@atlash638728 күн бұрын
"What the f..k was that?!" The way he delivered it was hilarious
@pendayha3533 жыл бұрын
Lol "fly right out. Nothing ever happened"
@angelskaixo51882 жыл бұрын
If Napoleon complained like Artosis, he would have been forgotten. Instead he adapted and overcame
@lemsylennair10303 жыл бұрын
He looks like the angry Halo kid but in his 50s
@TheBehm082 жыл бұрын
“The angriest I’ve been” Me: “ahh you mean the angriest you’ve been SO FAR”
@korana63082 жыл бұрын
This is gold
@AbtinX3 жыл бұрын
Once i pounded my fist on the desk so hard my glass of tea flew into the air and spilled the contents right into my computer. I was playing Starcraft 2.
@feferson4923 жыл бұрын
I wonder if terran getting assblasted while protoss is literally trolling for kicks and giggles is lore friendly
@pennzilla573 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what is going on but he is mad as hell
@IsaacFNghost Жыл бұрын
The purest salt ever crafted is made here
@Brian626 Жыл бұрын
i listen to this video before i go to sleep.
@colliningraham88383 жыл бұрын
This is how we all feel when we lose for the next ten minutes.
@chinogitarista73793 жыл бұрын
That cheese with the Wraith was actually pretty smart. And he calls it a "stupid" move hahaha.