"The "Apostle" David Taylor Deposition Highlights

These are some highlights of the "Apostle" David Taylor's deposition.

[@nunyabusiness8538]

i’ve watched this dozens of times and it literally never gets old. this could be released in theaters and it’d be a hit comedy

[@londonsinspection9811]

Me too

[@KarenKSmith-tm2kp]

Me THREE..I needed a good laugh today.

[@KarenKSmith-tm2kp]

@@londonsinspection9811 Me THREE..I needed a Good laugh today.

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

Chapter 1: _"Who's afraid of The Big Bad Ham-Dog Millionaire?"_ Now, who likes the Bee Gees? Well, this is where they came up with that fabulous, spunky song, "Night Fever". What do you mean, "came up with"? They wrote the lyrics while they were standing in this doorway. Why were they standing in this doorway? They were waiting for a friend to pick him up. They were going out for Chinese and celebrating his birthday. Can you verify that hah please! Trust me, I _know_ disco. Sir I thought free drinks were included in this tour. No, there's no free drinks. I don't know where you got that idea. - It said in the brochure. - The information you got is bullshit! We don't need even fizzy drinks. Just water would be enough. You got false information. We must have free drinks. No free drinks. There are no free drinks, and if you're trying to rip me a new asshole, you're making a big mistake. You are a shitty businessman. You know that, no? And you're a bunch of fucking cunts. Check my cheeks. I'm sorry. My dad can get cranky sometimes. He sure has a temper on him. Yeah. He likes to shout. I like to smile. You cheesy old cornball. Yeah, that's what I am. I'm a cheesy old cornball. Yeah, you are. But that's OK. I kind of like it. My name's Brayden. Brayden? Is that Scottish? It's not Scottish. What's your name? I'm Janet. Hey, stop talking to the customer and help Dad with his shorts. So, Dad, I think I've got a date with that hot girl from the tour. No way! You're a bullshit artist. No, it's official. It's all been confirmed. She likes me. - She's yanking your chain. Trust me. - No, Dad. She likes my character. She said so. And her name's Janet. That's not right. I need them greasy and this is nothing like greasy. Do you understand? Too much grease is bad for you. I read it in a fitness magazine someone left on the bus. That's horse shit. You're a bullshit artist. We have an agreement. You stay here, you cook greasy. And this is not it. Maybe you should just go live with your mum and Ricky Prickles. Dad, don't keep saying that. You know Ricky Prickles hates me. Last time I was there, he called me Fatty Boom Boom. First, there's this dry food. Now you're telling me you got a girlfriend. Next you're gonna be leaving the family business. You must not like me very much. Is that what this is all about? I'm sorry, Dad. I can add more oil if you want. I'm not hungry anymore. Dad, I don't wanna leave you. But I guess I do like Janet. She might not like me, though, not when she gets to know me. If she gets to know you. You ask it for chips and you get nothing. Yes, you should tell management. I pay a dollar for the chips, the chips get stuck, the manager gets my dollar, and I get no chips. Please tell me, what flavour chips did you eventually decide upon? Who cares? They were paprika ridge chips. I like the ridges. I put the tip of my tongue between ridges, because that is where the salty chip dust is. Yes, that's so true. I love ridges. Yes, but what are these chips made from? Potato. Excuse me, what? Potato. - Can you say that again? - Potato. Yes, but what are these chips made from? Potato. OK, this is embarrassing, but, please, can you say it a little slower? Potato. Please, one last time. - Potato. I think he's trying to say potato. Ah, yes. Potato! Potato chips. What on earth is this man doing? Hey, there are three of us and one of you, buddy. Maybe he's not a man. Maybe he's The Boogie-Woogie. He _is_ the boogie-woogie! My God! This man is truly mad. Who cares? On the count of three, we'll tackle him. One, two... I am a rich gentlemen. I own a premium shipping business in Denver. Let me live. I will make you the chief shareholder. You will get a handsome salary with the attractive corner office. Does that or does that not appeal to you? I wanted some ridged paprika chips. They weren't even for me. Who cares? There is a girl in my room. I met her tonight at a sports bar. We tried to have sex but I couldn't get a stiffy. Then my balls got sucked up into my abdomen. Does it strike you as unusual? Am I dead yet? My name is Sidney. Chapter 2: _"Shit Happens."_ Ronnie? Is that you, Big Ronnie? Oh, yeah, better believe it. I heard screaming. All OK back there, Big Ronnie? Yeah, sure. I was laughing. Oh, laughing, were you? Why, did your car get too greasy again? No comment, but yeah, kind of did. I like going through the car wash. It's good to know my car is getting a good clean. It's fun. Oh, and here's ten for the wash. And I'm gonna go use your bathroom. Oh, you go right ahead, Big Ronnie. Ronnie's back. Let's go disco dancing again soon, Big Ronnie. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. We could disco dance. Why not? We used to disco dance all the time. I guess you got too busy lately. Ah, well, it's a little embarrassing, but my son's having problems. What kind of problems, Big Ronnie? Between you and me, I think my son's a severe manic depressive. He should be on medication. And did I tell you he still craps the bed most nights? Oh, boy. Uh-oh. No, you did not. Yeah, and he craps on the carpet. I've found it in the kitchen. Hell, he even crapped on top of the TV last week. Anyway, thanks for the scrub. OK, Big Ronnie. Catch you again soon, I hope. Bye-bye, Big Paul. Bye-bye, Big Ronnie. Morning, Dad. Go away. Someone's a grouch today. Oh, you don't care. What does that mean? Oh, now that you got a girlfriend, you're probably gonna wanna move out. Bullshit artist. We haven't even had our first date. Look, I know women. She'll want you all to herself. She looked greedy. She looked nice to me. You'll leave and I'll die of loneliness. People do that, you know. They get so lonely, their heart stops and they die. But you won't care. You'll be too busy making love. Cut it out, Dad. Quit goofing off. I'm not going anywhere, Dad. You know how I am with the ladies. But seriously, I have something I need to tell you. - Come here. - Go for it, Dad. - Are you ready? - Yes. What is it? I'm making these bacon rolls real greasy, Dad. Bullshit artist. Am not. Bullshit. You make this the greasiest feast since that goose you cooked on Christmas. Done and done, Dad. And now, this very store here is where Kool from "Kool and the Gang" worked before he exploded onto the disco scene. Anyway, this is the end of Big Ronnie's Disco Tour. Thank you very much for coming and, er, come again soon. So, where are you taking me tonight, Mister? How about a sizzling Cajun hotpot? What about me? Who's gonna cook for me? - I'm hungry. - You'll have to go to a vendor, Dad. - You'll have to go get a dog. - Not a real dog. Yeah, don't bite into a real dog. Don't bite into a... woof-woof. Woof! OK, you two can fuck off tonight. Bye, Dad. Bye-bye. Bye-bye! Fucking cunts! I could feast on that queen's ass all night long. Thanks, Big Heiny. Looking forward to a great meal. Of course, of course. I think I read once that these kinds of breadstick are called grissini. Probably. So, um, does your mum live with you too? No. She left when I was small. She met someone new. Well, that's crapola. Yeah. His name is Ricky Prickles. He's a professional sports coach. He's got the most defined six-pack I've ever seen. Ooh. Tell this girl more. I went to stay with Mum and Ricky once. He made me punch him in his six-pack. He didn't feel anything because the muscles were so hard. It was like punching a vacuum-packed bag of roasted sausages. Chapter 3: _"She's a Hootie-Tootie-Disco-Cutie"_ 'Nick spun the gun around his finger and pointed it into the future 'till the Rasta came back to life. '"You're under arrest you stanky, loose, saggy, cunny for conspiracy to commit revenge," 'the Rasta said as he lit a hand-rolled cigar 'in the scarlet sunset.' Oh...hey..._Ah!_ You're up late?! Yeah, I'm working on a novel. The fantasy one? No, it's an urban cyber thriller called "Revenge Incorporated". It's set in a dark future where revenge is outlawed but there's a company you can hire to get revenge for you. I've been dreaming about you throughout these long, hard nights. Do you miss me? Yeah, I sort of miss you. I'm lost and lonely for you. Basically, I love you. Don't say that. Unless you mean it, of course. Why is the sky blue? Because blue is your favourite colour. Oh, you cornball. Yeah, I'm a cornball, remember? I love you, though. I love you. I've wanted to say it for so long. It feels good to hear it, if I'm honest. Give yourself to me for all time. Don't say that. This girl's confused. If I could write your name on the moon, I would, with my own blood. And also, I wanna marry you. OK. I loved you from the moment I saw you on the disco tour. I'm a romantic at heart. JANET: Ronnie?...NOOOO!!!! Little Timmy Jordan: Ronnie, are you there? Now, that definitely sounds like Big Ronnie. Big Ronnie, is that you? Big Ronnie, are you in my car wash? How's the scrub working out? Are the brushes stiff enough for you? Take me Disco dancing Big Ro-(SCHWACK)- Blood splats against Big Ronnie's old, grease covered face, not to his supprise his thick juicy Prickus got to half mass... but he knew he had a dirty, fat, son stealing bitch locked in his house with a head to smash into his carpet and he wasn't spilling his seed until she was dead and he was _Fucking Thirsty!_ _End of Part 1 of 15._

[@mawandemdutywa2571]

@@knightscroftsquire-muldoon lol bro, what's this about?

[@georgesmart239]

Michelle is the hardest working woman in America.

[@ellevie1480]

George Smart lol true!

[@ellevie1480]

She runs America! Ya'll should make her the next president. She knows everything

[@slou124]

The American country.

[@ImWorthy4Real]

Michelle is going to be the hardest worker in the federal prison.lol thanks to The Apostle David Taylor

[@TommyShenanigans]

I need a Michelle...

[@Thekingmaker]

I don't understand why businesses like Amazon hire 10's of thousands of employees when they could just hire Michelle.🤷🏾‍♂️

[@thriftshopinvestor]

Axe Michelle

[@sonyas3466]

Michelle most certainly is a very good runner up for CEO of J.M.M.I.

[@erikatevis]

😂😂😂😂

[@timhnamorehead6385]

😂😂 at this point i think Michelle is made up

[@hpmastermind6721]

She’s real and has a deposition out on you tube

[@kevinparker4160]

“I hired Michelle to handle everything because I travel so much” “Who travels with you?” “Michelle”

[@tarathompson2845]

Lol!

[@Kaybaptista]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mistrimeat]

This dude should have walked in, said “axe Michelle.” and moonwalked out. The end.

[@tonyaviles5308]

This would make a great sketch comedy skit

[@bxgirl2930]

LMBO

[@dachopup8495]

😆

[@kansascitycomputers]

HAHAHA !

[@enlightenedmcgee]

I laughed so loud at this comment! 😂😂😂

[@harveyburak5253]

Michelle has a bestseller titled: "The View From Under The Bus."

[@YKWTFG0]

This is gold 🤣

[@MyraMonique]

😂🤣😂

[@Mike_Nuhtz]

LMAO!

[@kbbels]

I'm going to axe her for her autograph. Maybe she will autograph a large check for me😂

[@Flo-tha_A-]

that went over slot of ppls heads ! 😂😂 deserves way more likes !

[@DiaryofAnOldMadBlackWoman]

How is it possible that this is STILL hilarious after watching it at least a dozen times!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ronk9830]

Same here. KZbin suggests these videos occasionally even though I've watched them before, because it's time for a good laugh. 😂

[@Killz89130]

I swear this never gets old 😂

[@kentmombourquette5385]

Those suits the spring loaded bell bottoms the belts that beats his kids with. The wigs are a hit a well when he was ranting away it popped up. It looked like a fin of a shark 🦈 and a body of a walrus so funny 😂.How can you not watch the BS is none stop?

[@kentmombourquette5385]

It’s # 1 on the charts there’s so many many start up places so funny. Collen said so you tell them to go to the start up place so incompetent🤧 .

[@rita_TM]

i was just having the same thought, I watched this about 7 years ago and its still hilarious

[@FPOAK]

That door slam in the middle of the video is the sound of his lawyer leaving the room and walking into traffic

[@amy8879]

Lol

[@Mistamixed]

Michelle's deposition could go for $49.99 on pay-per-view...

[@emerydaniels775]

Adam M lol. That was a good 1. I would pay to see it.

[@codyblair92]

Adam M 😂

[@brianmorales1106]

hilarious

[@laciena]

Adam M lmfaoooo I'm so dead 💀 😂😂😂😂

[@BradWoodbury]

Adam M I'd pay

[@critic8933]

Lesson Learned: Talking "softly" doesn't make you less guilty.

[@ShinkuGouki]

Shhh,he doesn't want God to hear him

[@parisfrance9047]

critic factss

[@poopoo1248]

critic Drove me nuts! I couldn’t listen any more

[@davidmcghee1087]

I want to drop kick his ass. Fucker!

[@daisylavender5275]

@@davidmcghee1087 🤣🤣

[@davidallen8611]

I absolutely love the attorney questioning him 😂

[@Fiveash-Art]

I can't stand her ... He might be a charlatan cult leader, but she's an advocate for the cult of the state and the IRS... She's a condescending minion of government and in my opinion actually more dangerous than this goofball running his 'church'. He's doing nothing more than taking advantage of people who freely offer up their resources to fund his lifestyle ... Immoral , you could say that .. but illegal? I don't think so. I blame the low IQ people who follow these pied pipers much like those who continue to believe the purely ceremonial ritual of voting has any real significance. Religious cults or political cults .. they're all kind of the same thing in the end.

[@kentmombourquette5385]

Collen took DET down like a rotten tree perfect performance remember your opinion is a lie. My best friend told me that I’m the queen of the maxi pads.

[@jeffreynapisa122]

This lady has great patience, and I don't know how she doesn't just bust out laughing.

[@kayy6579]

Attorney: “Is that water you’re drinking right now?” David: “Uh, well, I’m not exactly sure what’s in the cup. I think it’s water…or a clear liquid… I don’t know, you’re gonna have to axe Michelle. She handles my drinks and stuff like that…”

[@Samiam173]

@Goddess K IKR...He went "Jodi Arias" on em'!

[@mikeavery3662]

Lol

[@tylerparsons3504]

So good .. lol

[@MartinezC.]

Goddess…

[@victoryforever1915]

Oh stop lol 😆🤣

[@SOURCECODEBVII]

"Michelle is our associate associator who associates the associations when need be associating.''

[@justelle_1]

🤣

[@tyrone4life1000]

😂😂😂😂

[@Joybee-nx4pj]

Lol😆😆😆

[@AyoBaby]

😂😂😂 So, you're saying she's an associate??

[@tyreequetaymullah4499]

DLJ TV 😂😂😭

[@Professional_Victim_H8er]

Every now and again, I’ll make some popcorn, fix myself a drink, and cue this masterpiece up like it’s a feature film. The comedy is just that good. Tonight is one of those nights. #sendintheclowns

[@claydice1315]

Don’t forget to invite Michelle and also axe her if she likes her popcorn sweet or savory. I would axe her myself but I’m just so busy traveling with Michelle.

[@danewaishas1513]

If you wanna know why I’m back 5 years later, still watching this gem….”Ax Michelle”

[@shaneanbrown1236]

I’m here now Feb 2023 😂😂😂

[@scott1lori282]

So entertaining to watch. I've been watching to fall asleep for a week now. His smooth calm lies are just the right amount of comedy to fall asleep to.

[@hapymark123]

That's a damn shame. For me too!

[@arnellehardy1091]

😂😂😂😂

[@bayharborbutcher8132]

ASMR?

[@macioluko9484]

It also makes it easier for the entire foot soldier centurions of Wall Street stock pushers to catch some sleep as well. Not to mention Jordan Belfort.

[@gloriaallen4648]

🤣😄😅😂🤣...I am over here rolling "smooth calm lies"🤣😂😅

[@rush437]

i got pulled over today and the cop asked if i knew how fast i was going and i said " i dont know, you need to axe michelle she would have the answer"

[@BigGirlBeautiful]

the RUSH COUNTY picker You, Sir, Have An Amazing Sense of Humor! #LikeMcDonaldsImLovingIt

[@helpout2699]

The cop said he wasn't "acknowledgeable about that."

[@mellelahe2572]

the RUSH COUNTY picker hhahhhahahahahahahahahahahgahahahahahahahahaahha

[@TheWaynelds]

the RUSH COUNTY picker The cop would say "You have to answer yes or no".

[@rising_tothetoprising_toth5442]

the RUSH COUNTY picker lmao that's great their probably is no Michelle but he can't remember honestly!👏

[@clarencecross7385]

“ mhm” “You have to answer yes or no” “ yes mhm”

[@virginialorthe1487]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@missoliver38]

When trying to sound intelligent, falls short 😂😂😂

[@ronk9830]

Especially when he's "pacific" about his answers.

[@aarondmtz2178]

That’s PROPRIET-ORY!!😂

[@CraigStCyrPlus]

When you use a comma for no reason and look like a bit of a blockhead.

[@missoliver38]

@@CraigStCyrPlusclearly you read with no regard for commas. 😂😂😂 My punctuation was placed there, purposely 😂😂😂

[@CraigStCyrPlus]

@@missoliver38 Oh, gotcha. I'll keep that in mind - for next time. Dummy.

[@sefsoliz3977]

I’m addicted to this… he remembers over 1000 visits from Jesus but not his kids’ birthdays, addresses, how much rent is, his allowances…. So crazy!

[@nlg7922]

Or what people's specific titles are, what they do there, if they are a volunteer, what a volunteer may do, is it an office or a house, real work or behind the scene work. Lol has no idea what is going on anywhere, but all the visits! You betcha, lol. This guy 🤦 Can't answer the questions, but can try and define words as well. He just "doesn't understand."

[@newyorkusa9155]

Facts 😂😂😂

[@XYz-yx5nq]

😂😂🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏

[@jeaninepetty4923]

Or, in fact, that he has kids and one lives with him.

[@DarhaLB]

Yea this dude is whack.!!!!

[@taymason]

Attorney: "What is your name?" Him: "Uhm...can you simplify the question?" Attorney: "What have they called you since the day you were born?" Him: "I don't really have any involvement in that...you'd probably have to axe Michelle"

[@lisah8197]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm crying 😂😂.. Too funny!!

[@islandgirl9479]

@@lisah8197 I know right🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@cherridytucker9739]

Your Comment got me in 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ellemonettef7200]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ellemonettef7200]

Thank You Taylor.....I needed that laugh. Smh lhh

[@sumyunguy08]

This is probably my 57th time watching this. His patheticness is just so damn addictive

[@LCee7]

My husband just sent this to me asking if I’d seen it bc it’s so funny. I was like I have parts memorized!

[@richardkhan640]

what the hell isa start up? this is a monolog.

[@richardkhan640]

Michele sleep there.

[@richardkhan640]

This guy reminds me of donald trump

[@richardkhan640]

who in their wright mine will donate money to this guy church.

[@harlonwhite5939]

I watched it more than once also. I just can’t believe this criminal has not been arrested.

[@lagosfury5142]

I've watched it at least 5 times and it never ever gets old

[@AntiPlatitude]

He’s taking advantage of the United States tax code. Sadly it doesn’t sound like he is actually breaking any laws. He’s a grade A piece of crap, of that I have no doubt, but I can’t clearly see any indictable criminal offenses.

[@WorldwideWyatt]

The church is allowed to lie cheat and steal in USA. Want to run a legal scam? Start a church.

[@CompassionateEyes]

How is he a criminal??

[@SmithCrec-ki5ff]

How is he not ? Are you dense ?​@@CompassionateEyes

[@1943ofour]

I was minding my own business until god told me to binge watch these videos. This guy is a piece of work.

[@efrainortez7838]

Same

[@donnabonn1892]

😄😄😄😄😇😇😇😇

[@Kloco78]

MD D 😂😂😂😂😂😩

[@wendynoto4726]

You guys are funny and you got that right

[@Thornspyre81]

I cant figure out what the deposition is for though...hahahha. is it a fraud case?

[@ctaylor8446]

He’s eating that lip like it’s the new Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich

[@karinmarfo1436]

Yeah!! It Drives me crazy!

[@eboniecullins267]

Ha Ha!!

[@PatrickBaptist]

That's what uppers like coke and meth do to you.

[@GB-ev2ti]

@@DON96RON HE IS REALLY GOOD AT DECEIVING PEOPLE AND STEALING THEIR MONEY.

[@kdbrown63ify]

😂

[@Cynorwin]

I love how David knew nothing about finances throughout this whole deposition but all of a sudden knows everything about finances when his lawyer objects @ 39:45-40:00 🤣🤣

[@markgarcia9134]

Mitchell is packing up her bags while this dude is throwing her under the bus.🤣🤣

[@KlepacMovies]

Not sure how long this deposition was but she is ground beef at this point. Clothes strewn everywhere on the road.

[@caitlin8274]

He knew exactly how much his child support payments were but he didn’t even know his own child’s birthday. Sad.

[@godsbabi1]

RIGHT 🤨

[@springcady6589]

Does that shock you!!!! He can't even remember any scriptures from the Bible, he proclaims to be a representing apostle of!!!!!! What a joke!!!!!

[@puggie1019]

He don't have to know how much his child support payment is or the childs birthday, as long as Michelle knows. Period!!!

[@818rdk]

That's y he cut his salary in half

[@shaudaeyoakumify]

CN that made me think of the scripture of how God feels about a father like him. This man has no care for his children clearly but he loves himself. God tells no lies, his word is real life knowledge. Reference to his kind is all throughout the Bible.

[@TheDrFMG]

Attorney: “why do you crouch into a softly spoken turtle when lying?” Turtle Dave: “Oh, that’s just ma’shell”

[@harveyburak5253]

hahahaha

[@VictorHernandez-pu6cg]

🤣👍🏼🤣👍🏼

[@harveyburak5253]

@@VictorHernandez-pu6cg I'll bet you Michelle's deposition would sell for $100.00, minimum!! As far as I know, there isn't one.

[@Android-qj2yu]

Well done sir, well done.

[@chocolatechipcookieface3668]

😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@chelseagordon2158]

This is absolute comedic fucking brilliance. 😭😭😭

[@bignoyz4111]

He, got that good Maurice White forehead..😂 this dude is hilarious this never gets old.

[@Babyboobearful]

This is honestly better than 90% of television

[@KedzDacz]

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, his blaming his secretary, he's driving Bentleys.

[@Conspiracy515]

He swervin'😂😂😂😂

[@gregmontagna]

Moms spaghetti.

[@bigwhiskerbiscuit]

agreed! he keeps saying executive but i think he means executive assistant.

[@tdeveritt]

All while wearing louie vitton

[@freighttrainjones5915]

"He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole comment section goes loud"😂😂😂

[@jadevenom48]

october 12, 2023 and i’m still coming back to this again and again. 😂😂😂 i can’t with this

[@user-fy6zg9yy6r]

Your not alone

[@esmeraldaaranda2749]

Ok I'm fucken dieing when the Guy played the recording 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@girliejax]

This should be a "how to spot a liar by body language alone" You can actually mute him and you'll still hear the lies!

[@jaspernemesio3816]

😂😂

[@dariusglenn569]

you are hilarious lol

[@elonmusk1382]

“You’ll have to axeMichelle”

[@reasonrally6658]

AMEN...HE COVERING UP ALL HIS TRACKS..AS IF WE CANT SEE THROUGH HIS BS!!

[@profcamp23]

Jax Tyler hey Jax a brother enslaving his own people and dishing discipline with a Gucci rare lizard belt

[@Based_Department]

This man just casually forgot he had children.

[@blondesense1708]

You can’t blame him, it’s not like he has pastorial custody.

[@markiaashleymoore6514]

Chris Co. 😂😂

[@vaestkusten6041]

He "postphoned" all of his sexual exploits to AXE Michelle.

[@angiearthur1408]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@angiearthur1408]

@@vaestkusten6041 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Thesarcasticdom]

“We offer cancelling” lmao

[@Jane-nt3vy]

One ignorant bastard

[@timhnamorehead6385]

He making all this up as he go. 😂

[@paradoxofepicurus]

If I whisper, god can't hear me lying.

[@blahzone2255]

😂

[@b.carter564]

😂🤣

[@bikelifer4985]

Awesome comment all pastors put on the humble saint voice after time thats their natural voice

[@MLK7788]

Oh my goodness that's funny lol.

[@victorsalinas4666]

😂

[@georgesmart239]

Wife: "Are you watching that again?" Me "Yep."

[@LisaWhitehorn]

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@repentuklondonwatchman1373]

Lovely Post

[@tmophead]

I called my wife "Michelle" by mistake. Oh bhoy

[@Cece-lb7nc]

😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣

[@AdrianVeidt516]

Lol. I've watched this bullshit like 4 times

[@no-he5vu]

As soon as this dude gets home he calls is accountant and asks “yo nigga, how much cash we bring in today.”

[@alexbarajas7997]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@neverbrokeagain8454]

That boy was so nervous that he almost bit his lips off 😂😂

[@seanjackson6440]

I swear them mfs a whole different color now

[@naomiwingate425]

He knew his ass got caught he was biting all the skin off his

[@Jane-nt3vy]

There's literally no dry skin there its just an ugly, annoying habit. Gross.

[@ZeeSA-no2zh]

That's a grown ass man

[@PatriotChick]

Ikr 😂

[@kaydoubleyou4316]

I bet Michelle is just him wearing a wig.

[@dzlomont]

😂😂😂

[@stakknation123]

LMAO😂

[@russtownsend2898]

Hopefully that wig covers that fat head.

[@daisylavender5275]

Your name got you a like👍🏻

[@myishenhaines1706]

Good original one!

[@conquerall2002]

I love how his mouth gives him away whenever he gets caught in a shady move and blinks non stop when lying

[@davidmcquaid7862]

Pinocchio part II except when he lies his hairline goes back

[@TheDesmondfain]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DMG118]

"Can you confirm your name, please?" "You'll have to axe Michelle for that, she deals with that for me."

[@mommyallred]

DMG118 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻

[@spurlingjohn2]

ROFLMFWAO

[@hankbridges5055]

There IS a Michelle. She's a blond lady.

[@mohamedkamel9732]

lmao :D

[@queenmasi267]

Lolllllllll

[@taymason]

Best part of being unemployed right now is that I can devote the entirety of my day to this deposition and the one that preceded. I've enjoyed breakfast lunch, and dinner mightily while viewing from bed. It couples well with "To Catch a Predator". EDIT: It's 3 months later and I just accepted an offer for a really amazing job. I worked very hard to get it. During the interview, I was asked why I had a such a long gap in between employment. I looked him dead in the eyes and said "You're gonna have to ax Michelle..."

[@janesalviani4630]

Taylor Thibodeau still looking for work ? Where do you live

[@quinceybrooks1355]

@@janesalviani4630 Texas???

[@russellhamner4898]

But nothing can truly compare to TCAP. Hope the job search worked out for you man.

[@robertireland8549]

Lies

[@ashlycorona3491]

Same dude, same

[@alanrohn-jg1vm]

I come back every few months when I can’t sleep - wonderful for insomnia !😂

[@monty156]

The wheels on the bus go “thump, thump, thump” as the bus drives over Michelle.

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

God spoke to David Taylor. And David told God to speak to Michelle

[@j-stilt9746]

FoodforThought lol

[@furiousstyles2k]

Foodfor Thought.....LMAO!!!!! CLASSIC!!

[@MrsWitherspoon]

😂😂😂

[@JagodinacSYD]

😂😂😂😂🏆 gold!!

[@erikarios7237]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dobbs3]

Plot twist--Michelle is his alter ego.

[@brendalyxxx]

Dobbs You don't know how long this made me crack tf up!!!!!

[@TheRandomTechy]

Dobbs copying someone else's funny comment makes your copy not funny

[@Dobbs3]

Best0nlineGamer I didn't have enough time to read through comments... if someone said it first, sorry

[@idontwantone132]

Best0nlineGamer different people can think of the same joke...

[@lucygirl4926]

@Dobbs Oh my God Dobbs, thanks! Thanks a lot....now I have milk ALL over my desk....(I'm gonna axe Michelle where the cleaning rags are kep')

[@theworldisfallingapart867]

so glad i found this, again, today

[@jaymatthews3284]

Lets turn it into a drinking game...everytime he says "Ask Michelle" everybody has to take a drink 😂

[@jessiefrye3045]

Ain't nobody gonna walk out! We'll be crawling!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pt6guy27]

"I'm so busy" Has not adequately explained one single function that he performs.

[@samanthalake5011]

He's an owl🦉

[@profcamp23]

pt6guy the brother has been busy with iteneraries

[@dorisampofo1878]

He resemble one of Ghana president call Kwame Nkrumah

[@impressivesarasarabrown466]

His function is to get money out of the wallets that think they can purchase hope or redemption

[@sarah-louisehackett9613]

He's throws wheelchairs and stuff around as he screams at people to give him all their worldly possessions ,, does that count as busy..

[@samuelmori3026]

Apparently he doesn't Google anything. He just Michelle's it.

[@kitrichardson5573]

Michele travels everywhere he travels plus she does 49 additional things.

[@gentryjanson7062]

I’m crying in tears

[@ntheblinkofni]

Michelle is the new Google! Dang he's so ugly, what in the world do ladies see in him? GROSS 😝 nodding that fat head of his, agreeing with his lawyer, like he finally knows something that he doesn't have to axe Michelle about.🙄🤤🙄🤤🙄🤤🙄

[@ntheblinkofni]

@@kitrichardson5573 Well since I sit on the board and I'm authorized to write checks, (without his knowledge) that alleviates Michelle from at least one of her jobs. I feel bad for her, cuz she has so many jobs, that she can't ever go home, but on a more "pacific" note, she needs to get some "cancelling" from Ms Jessikey, cuz she has to be on drugs in order to just stay awake to do her jobs. 🤐🤤🤐🤤🤐🤤

[@leobritair]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@courtneyjones714]

If I had $1 every time he say "ministry" or "ask Michelle" I'd be set for life?

[@michelsanchez6545]

It's amazing how he doesn't give any sign of being nervous or lying throughout the interview, the dude keeps a pokerface 🤣

[@ronk9830]

I noticed that, too. His confidence is incredible. 😂😂😂😂

[@mishuk5043]

That in itself is a tell. Dud's a sociopath. His eyes are dead. He is nervous at the beginning he chews the inside of his mouth. I see a lot of anger in this guy.

[@mishuk5043]

​@ronk9830 it's all an act. Watch his mouth.

[@ronk9830]

@@mishuk5043 Was being sarcastic, same as the original poster. 😃

[@lyneetadoss860]

chewing his lips off and trying not to choke on his own lies!sneaky lying snake!

[@ryonsims4226]

Sir why do you keep biting your lips? “I’m not to sure that’s something that Michelle would know she handles that”

[@paulruiz1060]

Hahaha hahaha hahaha 🤣

[@j2alomar]

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo. Lmaooooooooooooooooooooo.

[@ramongarcia3839]

😆😁😄

[@brucedeyarmin8720]

😂😂😂

[@rayfriday7875]

Lmaoo🔥🔥

[@cainpitt]

I enjoy the way he agrees with his lawyer every time he speaks. He nods like a madman.

[@jakopyan]

I thought I was the only one that watched it more than once. This is amazing entertainment. Cancer and all. He cures everything

[@KlepacMovies]

Prosecutor knows everything too🤣

[@jlcollins7673]

Fast forward to 2 years ago.... Michelle: I cant answer any of your questions.

[@kylelunde5750]

That lip biting is really annoying. Classic sign of guilt if I ever saw one

[@harielesquivel1257]

Also signs of cocaine

[@edwardrossman9448]

very nervous and cant hide it.

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

@@harielesquivel1257 Seems certainly not on drugs.

[@amaliapetion370]

He should’ve chewed his lips 👄 off by now

[@kimmiely2546]

The weirdest part is, he's not actually biting his lip. He's pretend biting. LOL.

[@richardmartinez543]

Such a beautiful and rare moment of poetic justice when she asked him," tell me what a FALSE PROPHET is..." 😂😂😂

[@markgarcia9134]

You have to answer yes or no "Yes umm hmmm " 🤣🤣

[@kuhuh4238]

Attorney : Let’s start over what’s your full name? Him : I'm not sure of the exact words, you'll have to ask Michelle..she's in charge of all that.

[@tarathompson2845]

😁

[@ThePimpedOutwaffle]

Who else got a David Taylor ad before the video 😩?

[@John-dd8kh]

me thrice!!

[@javierramirez-kr2yt]

Purple Bull3tz yeah that's crazy look at the coments in it to it's all he's the best these people are Devil for asking him about his million dollars .

[@georgefulton4061]

What was that about?

[@jenloveskingsleybeckett6263]

Hell no

[@DandyBeingTandi]

Me too! Guess Michelle paid for that too....😀

[@jamarquislee1004]

I want to make some “ask Michelle” shirts. Who would buy?

[@_rhapsodist]

But you have to spell it "axe Michelle"

[@fevah1st604]

I would buy

[@TallulahBelle3276]

Yes!!!

[@joshualarez6684]

Put me down for 2😆😆😆😆😆

[@TheMoustee]

Add "Michelle knows"

[@RisitasKEKW]

Interviewer: What did you eat for breakfast? David: Michelles on that....

[@ProteciousTV]

my wife thinks im odd for listening to this lol

[@ronk9830]

You're not. It's quite amusing.

[@svenpoelmans3688]

Disciplined his daughter with a belt, the kid was lucky tho, it was a 30k Gucci belt

[@LisaPowell-so4mw]

Lol

[@wesleyhempoli5548]

He beat a little girl with a gucci belt he bought with money he scammed from sick, eldery, old ladies. This man would be hung if it was 150 years ago.

[@KanutsLive]

Lol oh shit funny

[@zel5055]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@YNTGUNS]

@@wesleyhempoli5548 wellll of course he would be hung! 150 years ago id be hung too

[@rosieparker382]

Bus driver just called to confirm that it was definitely Michelle who thrown under his bus.

[@e.b.g7126]

😂😂😂😂😂My stomach hurts!!!!

[@sarahmurphy8030]

😂😂😂😂

[@N1xon45]

The amount of times she needs to instruct this guy to say a simple yes or no is infuriating. I wouldn't have that same patience.

[@teddygramz2008]

“Mm hmm.” “You have to answer yes” “Yes mm hmm”

[@passingan1555]

Why does he keep doing that to his lips? What is that ?

[@joshuamlnarik5942]

Nibbling/chewing bits of the skin on inner lip. Lot of people do it as a nervous habit, or part of an oral fixation or in this guy's case q symptom of stimulant abuse

[@debbiegarrido7933]

The comments here are so funny, I can't even breath, I'm in tears listening to this man and reading the comments. 🤣🤣🤣

[@kingoziel]

Debbie Garrido me too!!

[@freshavocado2204]

He cured my depression.

[@vaestkusten6041]

You gon "hafta" "postphone" your laughters.

[@Illisick786]

Feel you

[@tdeveritt]

Are you the Debbie that gave this clown over one million dollars?

[@televisionforever]

I love how he nods when the lawyers are talking to each other like he understands what they're talking about haha

[@wendynoto4726]

Right or cares

[@tmophead]

Yeah, all of a sudden he knows things! A brat full of shit. Why do you hurt people under disguise of a shepherd? What are special guests in a church organisation??

[@michaeldavis4276]

Well, they don't have fake doctoral degrees. He does, but just like people with EBT cards have tricked themselves into thinking they have their own "money", he's tricked himself into thinking he's actually educated.

[@michaeldavis4276]

@@tmophead The real question is why do so many, typically minorities, fall for these prosperity gospel spewing pieces of human shit?

[@youtubeaficionado2768]

i doubt this guy even knows how to properly wipe his arse.

[@queenanne6864]

Dang, I NEED a "Michelle" in my circle😂😂😂...of acquaintances!

[@Big_RegC]

Dang y’all should warned me!!! Had this playing while driving, laughed so hard I cut off oxygen to my brain…passed out. Woke up in a parking lot looking up at some woman who was in the process of reviving me with one hand and handing my wallet to a Black Leprechaun with a receding hairline. Now I been black all my life but I never seen nothing like this dude. He ran off into the woods as I sat up and the woman in black helped me to my feet. I wanted to pay her but had no wallet, I axed her for her name and she said Michelle….saved my dang life.

[@liquidpowder839]

Bruh eatin' his lips like groceries.🤣👊😂

[@KEEBLERVET]

I contend that is his TELL when he is anxious or telling a lie. That is why he does it so often.

[@liquidpowder839]

@@KEEBLERVET What; eat groceries?😂🤣

[@KEEBLERVET]

@@liquidpowder839 He obviously doesn't miss any meals. And Michelle probably fixes them. But eating his lips and licking his lips are his tell that he is lying.

[@liquidpowder839]

@@KEEBLERVET Exactly! 😂

[@modernlegacy5555]

😁😅😂🤣

[@tyshaneyfelt4970]

As soon as he got in the car when this was over, Michelle calls him and asks if he mentioned her name at all? His response "No, I don't think so, maybe once or twice"

[@ashishpatel350]

"no, I don't think so, maybe once or twice, ask Michelle"

[@enlightenedmcgee]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✅

[@TJ-dl5cu]

🤣

[@TheCryrose]

Or maybe thousands of times

[@MJC367]

😂

[@jlcollins7673]

I love that he just automatically nods his head in agreeance with his attorney, even though he has no idea whether or not his attorney is talking out his ass or not. 😂😂😂

[@ronk9830]

I noticed that, too. Just because he believes the attorney's saying something to his benefit.

[@luckyzeyan5391]

The title of this vodeo should be 'i don't remember' 😂

[@ajsessions6269]

For someone who is used to acting infront of cameras, he sure cant hide that lip biting

[@adrienneflora7078]

So weird.

[@officialOriginalR]

Its laughable

[@ASISEEITPODCAST]

Am I the only one who puts this on to fall asleep 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[@fbc0505]

Lmaoooo omfg I literally just woke up to it again🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☝️☝️☝️☝️

[@tylerjames482]

YOOOOOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

[@ASISEEITPODCAST]

Tyler James respect fam. Welcome to the family 😂

[@mikebell1145]

Me lol

[@magyc82]

I just woke up to it when the lawyer came to hours rescue 4 a min

[@lollihoovah3944]

His cough/ clearing his throat is hilarious every time he's lying... not to mention the low voice😂😂😂😂. It's interesting how these ppl scandal the poor while he's in top notch expenses

[@kentmombourquette5385]

It’s great for the whole family to watch what these things are doing very educational.

[@hey_buddy_waz_up]

"I ain't fo sho. You gonna hafta Axe Michelle" is my new go-to phrase when I get an IRS audit.

[@farkbodark7462]

I’ve watched this more than 3, 4, 20 or 100 times.

[@apophis2129]

"who lives with you?" "Nobody" "Don't you have a son in the residence?" "Oh, yeah" 😂

[@MrLlewis10]

Steve Gallo yo 😂😂😂😂😂😂. This clown hilarious

[@blazzing4321]

😂😂😂😂

[@nancyrhodes913]

Lol

[@diamondsparkle9967]

@Ms. Buschhorn 😂😂😂

[@SuperKim2981]

🤦‍♀️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scotttidwell3854]

It’s a sad day when your own lawyer thinks you’re a fool

[@aliceobukhova7604]

He’s clearly vague on purpose

[@allisontoney8021]

Maaan I need a Michelle in MY life 🤣

[@HonchoNoQuavo]

He’s tearing dat lip UP aint he? 😂😂

[@rahbyn4870]

It’s so constant!!!

[@scotten275]

Lmao surprise it didn't come off

[@fransstyl5295]

I was thinking the same thing. He should've brought some gum.

[@maggieouillette6667]

@@fransstyl5295 he had gum, he spit it out for the deposition

[@fransstyl5295]

@@maggieouillette6667 he needed something I know his lips were on fire. I know he’s nervous because of this desposition but my goodness for a second I thought he had a health problem. Something ain’t right.

[@terrencehaynes8158]

Man this female lawyer should have her own comedy show.

[@londonsinspection9811]

She is hilarious and he doesn’t have a clue. 😂😂😂😂

[@shannonwilliams1941]

I think his lawyer is good as well. I mean, just look at this POS he is defending! 😂

[@willie.hairhale5819]

Yeah, she's a bad mamajama. Tougher than any man I, know. She, don't backup. She, ain't scarred either.

[@johnlucas8924]

He’s trying to blame everything on Michelle

[@timothycouch5710]

He tried to start an argument about his “startup” place to get off the real issue 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[@sarahmurphy8030]

You just know he wants to RIP his designer belt off and beat the living daylights out this lady questioning him 😂

[@TPS_DIEGO_2.0]

Damn Michelle’s isn’t gonna struggle finding a job with a resume like that

[@prawnhunter7238]

Hahahah

[@sirtalkalotdoolittle]

She doesn't care. She was long gone with a couple suitcases full of cash and the real books before he finished this farce. Last seen heading south to Belize.

[@IXIRob_MarleyIXI]

😆😂

[@GerriYvetteMark]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

White guilt.

[@memberofthelambily1340]

We should all just show up to one of his stupid conventions wearing “Axe Michelle” t shirts

[@fevah1st604]

Hell yea

[@MichaelSteven81]

Im in

[@shirleyfearon]

I'm in. That would be quite Interesting.. 🤭🤔🤔

[@Sleepy11323]

MemberOfTheLambily Or one saying ‘be more pacific’

[@springcady6589]

@@Sleepy11323.. Omg I would so do it!!!!!! In a damn heartbeat!!!!! And he's so effin smug, he thinks he's untouchable!!!! But that's ok, cuz if our justice system doesn't get him, GOD WILL!!!!!! AND I WISH I COULD BE THERE WHEN JESUS TRULY COMES FACE TO FACE WITH THIS SLOTH!!!!!

[@PantonePapi]

Homie shoulda moonwalked in there, spun, did finger guns at the attorney, said AX MICHELLE, and moonwalked out

[@sarahmurphy8030]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@brandonm6751]

Repeat of a joke from 5 years ago. Do better

[@varonvanyt628]

“What gender are you” “Your gonna have to axe Michael for that she’s in charge”

[@marvincole8954]

¹p 89 OP OP LLPOP P pop