"The "Apostle" David Taylor Deposition Highlights

[@Mistamixed]

Michelle's deposition could go for $49.99 on pay-per-view...

[@emerydaniels775]

Adam M lol. That was a good 1. I would pay to see it.

[@codyblair92]

Adam M 😂

[@brianmorales1106]

hilarious

[@laciena]

Adam M lmfaoooo I'm so dead 💀 😂😂😂😂

[@BradWoodbury]

Adam M I'd pay

[@georgesmart239]

Michelle is the hardest working woman in America.

[@ellevie1480]

George Smart lol true!

[@ellevie1480]

She runs America! Ya'll should make her the next president. She knows everything

[@slou124]

The American country.

[@ImWorthy4Real]

Michelle is going to be the hardest worker in the federal prison.lol thanks to The Apostle David Taylor

[@TommyShenanigans]

I need a Michelle...

[@mistrimeat]

This dude should have walked in, said “axe Michelle.” and moonwalked out. The end.

[@tonyaviles5308]

This would make a great sketch comedy skit

[@bxgirl2930]

LMBO

[@dachopup8495]

😆

[@kansascitycomputers]

HAHAHA !

[@enlightenedmcgee]

I laughed so loud at this comment! 😂😂😂

[@Thekingmaker]

I don't understand why businesses like Amazon hire 10's of thousands of employees when they could just hire Michelle.🤷🏾‍♂️

[@thriftshopinvestor]

Axe Michelle

[@sonyas3466]

Michelle most certainly is a very good runner up for CEO of J.M.M.I.

[@erikatevis]

😂😂😂😂

[@timhnamorehead6385]

😂😂 at this point i think Michelle is made up

[@hpmastermind6721]

She’s real and has a deposition out on you tube

[@critic8933]

Lesson Learned: Talking "softly" doesn't make you less guilty.

[@ShinkuGouki]

Shhh,he doesn't want God to hear him

[@parisfrance9047]

critic factss

[@poopoo1248]

critic Drove me nuts! I couldn’t listen any more

[@davidmcghee1087]

I want to drop kick his ass. Fucker!

[@daisylavender5275]

@@davidmcghee1087 🤣🤣

[@1943ofour]

I was minding my own business until god told me to binge watch these videos. This guy is a piece of work.

[@efrainortez7838]

Same

[@donnabonn1892]

😄😄😄😄😇😇😇😇

[@Kloco78]

MD D 😂😂😂😂😂😩

[@wendynoto4726]

You guys are funny and you got that right

[@Thornspyre81]

I cant figure out what the deposition is for though...hahahha. is it a fraud case?

[@scott1lori282]

So entertaining to watch. I've been watching to fall asleep for a week now. His smooth calm lies are just the right amount of comedy to fall asleep to.

[@hapymark123]

That's a damn shame. For me too!

[@arnellehardy1091]

😂😂😂😂

[@bayharborbutcher8132]

ASMR?

[@macioluko9484]

It also makes it easier for the entire foot soldier centurions of Wall Street stock pushers to catch some sleep as well. Not to mention Jordan Belfort.

[@gloriaallen4648]

🤣😄😅😂🤣...I am over here rolling "smooth calm lies"🤣😂😅

[@koollikedatt007]

Who here in 2024?

[@jerryphillips9974]

☝🏾

[@Mimi-ng9jn]

Meeee

[@missblue983]

✌️

[@prd0923]

Man, I fall asleep to these videos lol. Anyone else?

[@girliejax]

Yea yea embarrassingly I stumbled on this dumpster fire of a person 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ I cannot wit him

[@kayy6579]

Attorney: “Is that water you’re drinking right now?” David: “Uh, well, I’m not exactly sure what’s in the cup. I think it’s water…or a clear liquid… I don’t know, you’re gonna have to axe Michelle. She handles my drinks and stuff like that…”

[@Samiam173]

@Goddess K IKR...He went "Jodi Arias" on em'!

[@mikeavery3662]

Lol

[@NzBoiiii]

So good .. lol

[@MartinezC.]

Goddess…

[@victoryforever1915]

Oh stop lol 😆🤣

[@taymason]

Attorney: "What is your name?" Him: "Uhm...can you simplify the question?" Attorney: "What have they called you since the day you were born?" Him: "I don't really have any involvement in that...you'd probably have to axe Michelle"

[@lisah8197]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm crying 😂😂.. Too funny!!

[@islandgirl9479]

@@lisah8197 I know right🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@cherridytucker9739]

Your Comment got me in 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ellemonettef7200]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ellemonettef7200]

Thank You Taylor.....I needed that laugh. Smh lhh

[@SOURCECODEBVII]

"Michelle is our associate associator who associates the associations when need be associating.''

[@justelle_1]

🤣

[@tyrone4life1000]

😂😂😂😂

[@Joybee-nx4pj]

Lol😆😆😆

[@AyoBaby]

😂😂😂 So, you're saying she's an associate??

[@tyreequetaymullah4499]

DLJ TV 😂😂😭

[@davidallen8611]

I absolutely love the attorney questioning him 😂

[@Fiveash-Art]

I can't stand her ... He might be a charlatan cult leader, but she's an advocate for the cult of the state and the IRS... She's a condescending minion of government and in my opinion actually more dangerous than this goofball running his 'church'. He's doing nothing more than taking advantage of people who freely offer up their resources to fund his lifestyle ... Immoral , you could say that .. but illegal? I don't think so. I blame the low IQ people who follow these pied pipers much like those who continue to believe the purely ceremonial ritual of voting has any real significance. Religious cults or political cults .. they're all kind of the same thing in the end.

[@kentmombourquette5385]

Collen took DET down like a rotten tree perfect performance remember your opinion is a lie. My best friend told me that I’m the queen of the maxi pads.

[@rush437]

i got pulled over today and the cop asked if i knew how fast i was going and i said " i dont know, you need to axe michelle she would have the answer"

[@BigGirlBeautiful]

the RUSH COUNTY picker You, Sir, Have An Amazing Sense of Humor! #LikeMcDonaldsImLovingIt

[@helpout2699]

The cop said he wasn't "acknowledgeable about that."

[@mellelahe2572]

the RUSH COUNTY picker hhahhhahahahahahahahahahahgahahahahahahahahaahha

[@TheWaynelds]

the RUSH COUNTY picker The cop would say "You have to answer yes or no".

[@rising_tothetoprising_toth5442]

the RUSH COUNTY picker lmao that's great their probably is no Michelle but he can't remember honestly!👏

[@ryonsims4226]

Sir why do you keep biting your lips? “I’m not to sure that’s something that Michelle would know she handles that”

[@paulruiz1060]

Hahaha hahaha hahaha 🤣

[@j2alomar]

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo. Lmaooooooooooooooooooooo.

[@ramongarcia3839]

😆😁😄

[@brucedeyarmin8720]

😂😂😂

[@rayfriday7875]

Lmaoo🔥🔥

[@jamarquislee1004]

I want to make some “ask Michelle” shirts. Who would buy?

[@_rhapsodist]

But you have to spell it "axe Michelle"

[@fevah1st604]

I would buy

[@TallulahBelle3276]

Yes!!!

[@joshualarez6684]

Put me down for 2😆😆😆😆😆

[@TheMoustee]

Add "Michelle knows"

[@FPOAK]

That door slam in the middle of the video is the sound of his lawyer leaving the room and walking into traffic

[@amy8879]

Lol

[@tyty153]

😂

[@JennyFB3]

😂😂😂

[@tommyturner385]

😂❤😅

[@samuelmori3026]

Apparently he doesn't Google anything. He just Michelle's it.

[@kitrichardson5573]

Michele travels everywhere he travels plus she does 49 additional things.

[@gentryjanson7062]

I’m crying in tears

[@ntheblinkofni]

Michelle is the new Google! Dang he's so ugly, what in the world do ladies see in him? GROSS 😝 nodding that fat head of his, agreeing with his lawyer, like he finally knows something that he doesn't have to axe Michelle about.🙄🤤🙄🤤🙄🤤🙄

[@ntheblinkofni]

@@kitrichardson5573 Well since I sit on the board and I'm authorized to write checks, (without his knowledge) that alleviates Michelle from at least one of her jobs. I feel bad for her, cuz she has so many jobs, that she can't ever go home, but on a more "pacific" note, she needs to get some "cancelling" from Ms Jessikey, cuz she has to be on drugs in order to just stay awake to do her jobs. 🤐🤤🤐🤤🤐🤤

[@leobritair]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sefsoliz3977]

I’m addicted to this… he remembers over 1000 visits from Jesus but not his kids’ birthdays, addresses, how much rent is, his allowances…. So crazy!

[@nlg7922]

Or what people's specific titles are, what they do there, if they are a volunteer, what a volunteer may do, is it an office or a house, real work or behind the scene work. Lol has no idea what is going on anywhere, but all the visits! You betcha, lol. This guy 🤦 Can't answer the questions, but can try and define words as well. He just "doesn't understand."

[@newyorkusa9155]

Facts 😂😂😂

[@XYz-yx5nq]

😂😂🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏

[@jeaninepetty4923]

Or, in fact, that he has kids and one lives with him.

[@DarhaLB]

Yea this dude is whack.!!!!

[@karlisabrown7404]

I just wanna know the make & model of the bus he threw Michelle under

[@yermailmain206]

Geeked Eats ax carguru

[@tyesoncollins9867]

Geeked Eats 😂👌🏼

[@Cannabidragon]

I'm guessing he would tell you to AXE MICHELLE lmfao 😆😂🤣

[@holdenmasters2676]

Oh , man that has just made me laff , proper !!

[@0kAy17]

Idk the "Pacific" model but I'm sure he spent some bread on it "axe" about it

[@msmee0079]

Im here AGAIN im 2024 i couldn't think how to find this video so i searched " black pastor, ask michelle" and BOOM the video popped up😂😂😂

[@jeffmorton6018]

My own brother use to lick, bite his lips before he would lie. This dude lied for 7 straight hours.

[@elibenGodson]

Jeff Morton 😅😅

[@larrylunceford7395]

Jeff Morton kzbin.info/www/bejne/b6TdqIqgeL-biLc

[@LeadWithCourage]

Lmbo

[@sheanatural2u]

@@larrylunceford7395 thank u for making the video..i definitely understand..i knew from the beginning bz it happen to me with a pastor n deacon only difference i left b4 anything could happen to me..wen i caught them smoking weed in the parking of the church and cussing in the church..i knew it was time to find another church

[@liquidpowder839]

@@sheanatural2u Are you serious? Wow!🤔

[@harveyburak5253]

Michelle has a bestseller titled: "The View From Under The Bus."

[@SHADOWURLD]

This is gold 🤣

[@MyraMonique]

😂🤣😂

[@Mike_Nuhtz]

LMAO!

[@kbbels]

I'm going to axe her for her autograph. Maybe she will autograph a large check for me😂

[@Flo-tha_A-]

that went over slot of ppls heads ! 😂😂 deserves way more likes !

[@TheDrFMG]

Attorney: “why do you crouch into a softly spoken turtle when lying?” Turtle Dave: “Oh, that’s just ma’shell”

[@harveyburak5253]

hahahaha

[@VictorHernandez-pu6cg]

🤣👍🏼🤣👍🏼

[@harveyburak5253]

@@VictorHernandez-pu6cg I'll bet you Michelle's deposition would sell for $100.00, minimum!! As far as I know, there isn't one.

[@Android-qj2yu]

Well done sir, well done.

[@chocolatechipcookieface3668]

😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@The_No_Victim_Zone]

Every now and again, I’ll make some popcorn, fix myself a drink, and cue this masterpiece up like it’s a feature film. The comedy is just that good. Tonight is one of those nights. #sendintheclowns

[@claydice91]

Don’t forget to invite Michelle and also axe her if she likes her popcorn sweet or savory. I would axe her myself but I’m just so busy traveling with Michelle.

[@adamspeckert7296]

It is similar to a favorite comedy movie or comedy special. It’s fantastic.

[@tyty153]

😂

[@girliejax]

This should be a "how to spot a liar by body language alone" You can actually mute him and you'll still hear the lies!

[@jaspernemesio3816]

😂😂

[@Keenboss313]

you are hilarious lol

[@elonmusk1382]

“You’ll have to axeMichelle”

[@reasonrally6658]

AMEN...HE COVERING UP ALL HIS TRACKS..AS IF WE CANT SEE THROUGH HIS BS!!

[@profcamp23]

Jax Tyler hey Jax a brother enslaving his own people and dishing discipline with a Gucci rare lizard belt

[@paradoxofepicurus]

If I whisper, god can't hear me lying.

[@blahzone2255]

😂

[@b.carter564]

😂🤣

[@bikelifer4985]

Awesome comment all pastors put on the humble saint voice after time thats their natural voice

[@MLK7788]

Oh my goodness that's funny lol.

[@victorsalinas4666]

😂

[@kaydoubleyou4316]

I bet Michelle is just him wearing a wig.

[@dzlomont]

😂😂😂

[@stakknation123]

LMAO😂

[@russtownsend2898]

Hopefully that wig covers that fat head.

[@daisylavender5275]

Your name got you a like👍🏻

[@myishenhaines1706]

Good original one!

[@danewaishas1513]

If you wanna know why I’m back 5 years later, still watching this gem….”Ax Michelle”

[@shaneanbrown1236]

I’m here now Feb 2023 😂😂😂

[@instigator11985]

Why he says ax? Is that an african american thing? Im not from USA

[@MoMMaM90303]

😂😂😂😂

[@wearytrader535]

@@instigator11985 It's a cultural jargon, typical in low income communities, where people struggle with education the most. I was raised in a low income community and most kids around me talked like that, but as they grew older fewer and fewer people would talk like that. It's less racial, more cultural. If a kid grows up surrounded by people who talk like that, they'll talk like that. African americans are far more likely to talk like this because they are more commonly found in these kinds of communities than most other races.

[@caitlin8274]

He knew exactly how much his child support payments were but he didn’t even know his own child’s birthday. Sad.

[@godsbabi1]

RIGHT 🤨

[@springcady6589]

Does that shock you!!!! He can't even remember any scriptures from the Bible, he proclaims to be a representing apostle of!!!!!! What a joke!!!!!

[@puggie1019]

He don't have to know how much his child support payment is or the childs birthday, as long as Michelle knows. Period!!!

[@818rdk]

That's y he cut his salary in half

[@shaudaeyoakumify]

CN that made me think of the scripture of how God feels about a father like him. This man has no care for his children clearly but he loves himself. God tells no lies, his word is real life knowledge. Reference to his kind is all throughout the Bible.

[@kylelunde5750]

That lip biting is really annoying. Classic sign of guilt if I ever saw one

[@harielesquivel1257]

Also signs of cocaine

[@edwardrossman9448]

very nervous and cant hide it.

[@daytonasayswhat9333]

@@harielesquivel1257 Seems certainly not on drugs.

[@amaliapetion370]

He should’ve chewed his lips 👄 off by now

[@kimmiely2546]

The weirdest part is, he's not actually biting his lip. He's pretend biting. LOL.

[@pt6guy27]

"I'm so busy" Has not adequately explained one single function that he performs.

[@samanthalake5011]

He's an owl🦉

[@profcamp23]

pt6guy the brother has been busy with iteneraries

[@dorisampofo1878]

He resemble one of Ghana president call Kwame Nkrumah

[@impressivesarasarabrown466]

His function is to get money out of the wallets that think they can purchase hope or redemption

[@sarah-louisehackett9613]

He's throws wheelchairs and stuff around as he screams at people to give him all their worldly possessions ,, does that count as busy..

[@jeffreynapisa122]

This lady has great patience, and I don't know how she doesn't just bust out laughing.

[@tyty153]

😂

[@grazie-dc6we]

You'll have to ask Michelle about that

[@ctaylor8446]

He’s eating that lip like it’s the new Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich

[@karinmarfo1436]

Yeah!! It Drives me crazy!

[@eboniecullins267]

Ha Ha!!

[@PatrickBaptist]

That's what uppers like coke and meth do to you.

[@GB-ev2ti]

@@DON96RON HE IS REALLY GOOD AT DECEIVING PEOPLE AND STEALING THEIR MONEY.

[@kdbrown63ify]

😂

[@twanny904]

Axe= Ask Pacific= Specific Aspet= Aspect Ministry= any money laundering operation he’s involved in. Residential ministry= Big mfin mansion That should help out some.

[@msjhern3]

GREAT JOB

[@seanjackson6440]

Appreciate the glossary 💯💯😂

[@bw2481]

This laid me out

[@shotzi111]

Don’t forget “The American Country” aka the USA. This guy has the worst grammar and the weirdest way of phrasing things it’s mind boggling.

[@Юля-е1э]

Don't forget - Akkrite = Accurate

[@georgesmart239]

Wife: "Are you watching that again?" Me "Yep."

[@SouthPawGirlie]

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@repentuklondonwatchman1373]

Lovely Post

[@tmophead]

I called my wife "Michelle" by mistake. Oh bhoy

[@Cece-lb7nc]

😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣

[@AdrianVeidt516]

Lol. I've watched this bullshit like 4 times

[@harlonwhite5939]

I watched it more than once also. I just can’t believe this criminal has not been arrested.

[@lagosfury5142]

I've watched it at least 5 times and it never ever gets old

[@AntiPlatitude]

He’s taking advantage of the United States tax code. Sadly it doesn’t sound like he is actually breaking any laws. He’s a grade A piece of crap, of that I have no doubt, but I can’t clearly see any indictable criminal offenses.

[@WorldwideWyatt]

The church is allowed to lie cheat and steal in USA. Want to run a legal scam? Start a church.

[@CompassionateEyes]

How is he a criminal??

[@SmithCrec-ki5ff]

How is he not ? Are you dense ?​@@CompassionateEyes

[@apophis2129]

"who lives with you?" "Nobody" "Don't you have a son in the residence?" "Oh, yeah" 😂

[@MrLlewis10]

Steve Gallo yo 😂😂😂😂😂😂. This clown hilarious

[@blazzing4321]

😂😂😂😂

[@nancyrhodes913]

Lol

[@diamondsparkle9967]

@Ms. Buschhorn 😂😂😂

[@SuperKim2981]

🤦‍♀️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KedzDacz]

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, his blaming his secretary, he's driving Bentleys.

[@Conspiracy515]

He swervin'😂😂😂😂

[@gregmontagna]

Moms spaghetti.

[@bigwhiskerbiscuit]

agreed! he keeps saying executive but i think he means executive assistant.

[@tdeveritt]

All while wearing louie vitton

[@freighttrainjones5915]

"He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole comment section goes loud"😂😂😂

[@taymason]

Best part of being unemployed right now is that I can devote the entirety of my day to this deposition and the one that preceded. I've enjoyed breakfast lunch, and dinner mightily while viewing from bed. It couples well with "To Catch a Predator". EDIT: It's 3 months later and I just accepted an offer for a really amazing job. I worked very hard to get it. During the interview, I was asked why I had a such a long gap in between employment. I looked him dead in the eyes and said "You're gonna have to ax Michelle..."

[@janesalviani4630]

Taylor Thibodeau still looking for work ? Where do you live

[@quinceybrooks1355]

@@janesalviani4630 Texas???

[@russellhamner4898]

But nothing can truly compare to TCAP. Hope the job search worked out for you man.

[@robertireland8549]

Lies

[@all_caps_0603]

Same dude, same

[@sumyunguy08]

This is probably my 57th time watching this. His patheticness is just so damn addictive

[@LCee7]

My husband just sent this to me asking if I’d seen it bc it’s so funny. I was like I have parts memorized!

[@richardkhan640]

what the hell isa start up? this is a monolog.

[@richardkhan640]

Michele sleep there.

[@richardkhan640]

This guy reminds me of donald trump

[@richardkhan640]

who in their wright mine will donate money to this guy church.

[@hey_buddy_waz_up]

"I ain't fo sho. You gonna hafta Axe Michelle" is my new go-to phrase when I get an IRS audit.

[@brentcullipher6061]

I want to see Michelle do a reaction video to this one.

[@Tindometari]

I'd like to see her do a video for a diss song called "Thanks, David".

[@nygsmurf3369]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@stevehorn2634]

Oh my god.. That'd be the greatest thing ever!

[@casswithpmaradiostationand2739]

Lol

[@shayyree]

Hey! She has a deposition that comes out tomorrow. This is back in 2015 around the time is his kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqLFaHiCg51oqLc check it out tomorrow

[@cainpitt]

I enjoy the way he agrees with his lawyer every time he speaks. He nods like a madman.

[@clarencecross7385]

“ mhm” “You have to answer yes or no” “ yes mhm”

[@virginialorthe1487]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hollygrove9599]

EVERYTIME 🤣🤣

[@Babyboobearful]

This is honestly better than 90% of television

[@tyty153]

😂

[@Dobbs3]

Plot twist--Michelle is his alter ego.

[@brendalyxxx]

Dobbs You don't know how long this made me crack tf up!!!!!

[@TheRandomTechy]

Dobbs copying someone else's funny comment makes your copy not funny

[@Dobbs3]

Best0nlineGamer I didn't have enough time to read through comments... if someone said it first, sorry

[@idontwantone132]

Best0nlineGamer different people can think of the same joke...

[@lucygirl4926]

@Dobbs Oh my God Dobbs, thanks! Thanks a lot....now I have milk ALL over my desk....(I'm gonna axe Michelle where the cleaning rags are kep')

[@richardmartinez543]

Such a beautiful and rare moment of poetic justice when she asked him," tell me what a FALSE PROPHET is..." 😂😂😂

[@frederickjohnpicarello1909]

"We don't give out titles".. says' David "The Apostle" Taylor.!!

[@curtisstapleton7167]

Lmmfao

[@cknorris3644]

Attorney: Is that a jacket you're wearing? David: Well, Its kinda like pants... but goes on your arms....I don't think I would consider it a jacket though. You're really gonna have to axe Michelle.

[@Tay20]

Omg 😂

[@alexkessell599]

🤣

[@yoyolove3296]

Nailed it

[@yoyolove3296]

I hate this fast and pray it down please dont just comment the ordasity

[@tommymesquita]

Lmao! This needs more likes

[@DMG118]

"Can you confirm your name, please?" "You'll have to axe Michelle for that, she deals with that for me."

[@mommyallred]

DMG118 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻

[@spurlingjohn2]

ROFLMFWAO

[@hankbridges5055]

There IS a Michelle. She's a blond lady.

[@mohamedkamel9732]

lmao :D

[@queenmasi267]

Lolllllllll

[@Kobe8DaGreat24]

December 2024 just in time for another rewatch of my favorite disposition 😂 2025 next watch 🎉 exactly when the ball drop 😂

[@ccannon565]

Whenever he does one of those coughs he's choking on another lie.

[@diannalovett7624]

I thought the same thing!! Haha

[@locoluck777]

So he has made LOTs of lies...

[@lifeincali4781]

C CAN good one

[@c230benzito]

I think when coughs it means hes telling the truth bcuz he coughed like twice. 🤪

[@rubyv7231]

C CAN I think it’s a nervous tick lol just like his lip biting 🧐

[@svenpoelmans3688]

Disciplined his daughter with a belt, the kid was lucky tho, it was a 30k Gucci belt

[@LisaPowell-so4mw]

Lol

[@wesleyhempoli5548]

He beat a little girl with a gucci belt he bought with money he scammed from sick, eldery, old ladies. This man would be hung if it was 150 years ago.

[@KanutsLive]

Lol oh shit funny

[@zel5055]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@YNTGUNS]

@@wesleyhempoli5548 wellll of course he would be hung! 150 years ago id be hung too

[@Evravon]

He doesn't shave his head because he knows he'll look exactly like Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince if he does. Don't believe me? Axe Michelle.

[@dexterlang1403]

You are ta quit it 😂

[@camstoddard2108]

Please tell me at the end of this long story that this piece of s*** goes to prison

[@henryventura2639]

Lmao

[@rebelremytv9370]

And will! Lol

[@missoliver38]

When trying to sound intelligent, falls short 😂😂😂

[@ronk9830]

Especially when he's "pacific" about his answers.

[@aarondmtz2178]

That’s PROPRIET-ORY!!😂

[@CraigStCyrPlus]

When you use a comma for no reason and look like a bit of a blockhead.

[@missoliver38]

@@CraigStCyrPlusclearly you read with no regard for commas. 😂😂😂 My punctuation was placed there, purposely 😂😂😂

[@CraigStCyrPlus]

@@missoliver38 Oh, gotcha. I'll keep that in mind - for next time. Dummy.

[@elseby]

IT'S 2020 AND WE STILL WANT MICHELLE'S DEPOSITION. We don't care if the case is closed, we just want to watch the best drama of the decade.

[@PR-zp6db]

🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@maseesafi5269]

Where is Micheal hahaha

[@conmon210]

Wait so what happened to him?

[@rishirishiroopnarine5067]

@@conmon210 In jail

[@Tay20]

@@conmon210 nothing really, he's still preaching at his mega church

[@jayspencer8893]

An entire year later here I am yet again. I love the fact this video is slowly going viral. Great job, Michelle.

[@AkronKid330]

It's so hilarious

[@GodyP]

Fr Michelle sounds like a Mfing don lol

[@normanthomas9065]

Michelle is pretty hawt..ga damn

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

God spoke to David Taylor. And David told God to speak to Michelle

[@j-stilt9746]

FoodforThought lol

[@furiousstyles2k]

Foodfor Thought.....LMAO!!!!! CLASSIC!!

[@MrsWitherspoon]

😂😂😂

[@JagodinacSYD]

😂😂😂😂🏆 gold!!

[@erikarios7237]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GamingWithJax14]

october 12, 2023 and i’m still coming back to this again and again. 😂😂😂 i can’t with this

[@JOHNNYHERNANDEZ-x4i]

Your not alone

[@Mongruadh93]

Here for it in Sept 24 I watch it to remind me about religion and scamming liars.

[@tyshaneyfelt4970]

As soon as he got in the car when this was over, Michelle calls him and asks if he mentioned her name at all? His response "No, I don't think so, maybe once or twice"

[@ashishpatel350]

"no, I don't think so, maybe once or twice, ask Michelle"

[@enlightenedmcgee]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✅

[@TJ-dl5cu]

🤣

[@TheCryrose]

Or maybe thousands of times

[@MJC367]

😂

[@justjameka7961]

He is disgusting to watch but I can't seem to stop watching!

[@lalachka101]

Same here lol. I'm already rewatching for the 10th time. Addictive shit watching this worm squirm

[@TommyShenanigans]

Same here!!

[@apostlekelley3618]

Ikr I watched this over 20x. He is disgusting though lol

[@Mr12brandon12]

Just Jameka swearrr this my 4th time watching

[@gaviota1003]

Agree

[@ThePimpedOutwaffle]

Who else got a David Taylor ad before the video 😩?

[@John-dd8kh]

me thrice!!

[@javierramirez-kr2yt]

Purple Bull3tz yeah that's crazy look at the coments in it to it's all he's the best these people are Devil for asking him about his million dollars .

[@georgefulton4061]

What was that about?

[@jenloveskingsleybeckett6263]

Hell no

[@DandyBeingTandi]

Me too! Guess Michelle paid for that too....😀

[@conquerall2002]

I love how his mouth gives him away whenever he gets caught in a shady move and blinks non stop when lying

[@LexiBandGeek]

Such a rocky start when he forgets the existence of his own children

[@gfernandez2124]

😂😂😂😂 he really did. Lmao

[@barcelona8855]

🤣😅

[@rubetube4727]

Michelle hands that.

[@mmattthews]

Probably one of the only questions he didn't have to lie about, but still did lol

[@debbiegarrido7933]

The comments here are so funny, I can't even breath, I'm in tears listening to this man and reading the comments. 🤣🤣🤣

[@kingoziel]

Debbie Garrido me too!!

[@freshavocado2204]

He cured my depression.

[@vaestkusten6041]

You gon "hafta" "postphone" your laughters.

[@Illisick786]

Feel you

[@tdeveritt]

Are you the Debbie that gave this clown over one million dollars?

[@LeadWithCourage]

He doesn't know a lot of things, but he knows how to take people's money.

[@beatingallodds3357]

no the fools gave it to him

[@dgkstl1421]

I think you mean "He don't know a lot of things but he know how to take people's money"

[@gaviota1003]

@@beatingallodds3357 Desperation make people vulnerable and nutts.

[@alanrohn-jg1vm]

I come back every few months when I can’t sleep - wonderful for insomnia !😂

[@paghal11]

New Netflix series "Just Call Michelle".

[@frankaylwardjr4986]

paghal11 No it will be called “Axe Michelle”!

[@zlatte2594]

I'm dying laughing

[@draphael2013]

No, just "Axe" Michelle

[@eequalsmcdonald]

Or "The Apostle Who Fell to Hell, and Blamed Michelle"

[@guitargeorge1874]

Followed by "Better Call Saul" :))

[@eequalsmcdonald]

I find it baffling that a man operating on this level of profound idiocy has been able to collect large sums of money via donations, unethically or otherwise.

[@lucky31979]

Me too

[@EmpressLilith222]

eequalsmcdonald that alone speaks volumes about the IQ of those who follow him

[@pauljames5379]

Clearly the collections are made from bigger idiots

[@DJL-ms5xl]

Agreed ... my thoughts exactly

[@TallulahBelle3276]

Couldn’t have said it better myself. 💯👏🏼✨

[@rosieparker382]

Bus driver just called to confirm that it was definitely Michelle who thrown under his bus.

[@e.b.g7126]

😂😂😂😂😂My stomach hurts!!!!

[@sarahmurphy8030]

😂😂😂😂

[@jlcollins7673]

Fast forward to 2 years ago.... Michelle: I cant answer any of your questions.

[@jayok952]

Sounds like he doesn't want to get into pacifics about how many times he's seen Jesus. I think he wants to postfone his answer on that until he can axe Michelle

[@jenniferking7548]

Oh my Goodness I was looking for the pos phone comment, but I spelled it different than your spelling. I'm sure your spelling is more accurate, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard that one.

[@walshythemusician]

You legend

[@karriphillips5090]

😆

[@karriphillips5090]

@@walshythemusician These comments were hilarious

[@jeaninepetty4923]

He don't know pacifically. Axe Michelle.

[@markiaashleymoore6514]

This is so fascinating to me ! I’ve never seen someone whisper lie

[@kevinc4632]

"Whisper lie" very astute , thank you, I couldnt quite put it to the proper vernacular. Im gonna use that one.But Ill give you the credit!!! Of course family / friends dont know you but Ill make it work decently .Again very intelligent thanx

[@Ahawley9553]

Could we call him “The Lie Whisperer...”?

[@247liveazskies6]

lmao.. he whispers cuz he thinks God won't hear his blasphemy

[@alberthartman21]

Markia Ashley right. I really don’t like him.

[@misshumble5393]

😂😂😂

[@XDeCoDeX13]

He is so condescending and tries to sound smart and makes himself sound dumber in the process.

[@daveb.4460]

@Unknown Matrix AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH tru dat

[@KS-bo7rm]

Seriously stupid man. He said she was " forging " when he tried to call her a liar. Complete moron.

[@benlow5564]

So true

[@dcarden3031]

But he won his case

[@KS-bo7rm]

It was a divorce case. He was deposed as to what the money Mrs Fisher donated was used for . He wasn't being accused of anything.

[@bignoyz4111]

He, got that good Maurice White forehead..😂 this dude is hilarious this never gets old.

[@iriedread3366]

😂😂😂

[@terrencehaynes8158]

Man this female lawyer should have her own comedy show.

[@londonsinspection9811]

She is hilarious and he doesn’t have a clue. 😂😂😂😂

[@shannonwilliams1941]

I think his lawyer is good as well. I mean, just look at this POS he is defending! 😂

[@willie.hairhale5819]

Yeah, she's a bad mamajama. Tougher than any man I, know. She, don't backup. She, ain't scarred either.

[@michelsurprenant4799]

Judge Judy would have loved this one.

[@crazyirishmanartist]

She would lose it, reach over and punch his lights out!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michellejones5943]

I love Judge Judy!

[@toekneebee5461]

Plot twist, he is Michelle. At the Michelle deposition it's definitely going to be him in a wig. Michelle: "Um, you're gonna have to ax David"

[@sarahtorres9400]

😂😂😂😂

[@shabriaperry1]

😂😂😂okay

[@shabriaperry1]

She packed her bags and got gone 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️💨💨💨

[@dolllover2132]

😂

[@dolllover2132]

😂

[@KrissKross2000]

KZbin, thank you for recommending this. I’m prepping for Thanksgiving highly entertained 😂

[@chelleglenney156]

That baby talk whispering then clearing of the throat means a big lie just occurred....

[@mildors1]

Someone give him water and chapstick

[@MitchellWiggs]

one things clear, michelle needs a raise because she seems to be like the wizard of oz running everything that happens in these companies

[@RansomGangsterBox245]

Sound like a hater

[@DanielCombs-qf8iu]

needs a raise...she just as crooked talking past tense.....she had a nice little salary for doing nothing and all the benefits. Especially those nice cars. Remember, out all the "staff" their was only two people on the payroll out of hundreds......

[@SKC193]

Oh, I think she’s taking care of that herself! I think she’s skimming hers off the top & socking it away somewhere! Cause he’d be too dumb to know! She’s the brains.

[@fatgirlsaywhat]

Indeed....he don't know nothing....they can't ask him nothing less he speaks to Michelle. 🤚🏿🗣

[@karenreategui4753]

Right? 😂😂😂😂

[@televisionforever]

I love how he nods when the lawyers are talking to each other like he understands what they're talking about haha

[@wendynoto4726]

Right or cares

[@tmophead]

Yeah, all of a sudden he knows things! A brat full of shit. Why do you hurt people under disguise of a shepherd? What are special guests in a church organisation??

[@michaeldavis4276]

Well, they don't have fake doctoral degrees. He does, but just like people with EBT cards have tricked themselves into thinking they have their own "money", he's tricked himself into thinking he's actually educated.

[@michaeldavis4276]

@@tmophead The real question is why do so many, typically minorities, fall for these prosperity gospel spewing pieces of human shit?

[@youtubeaficionado2768]

i doubt this guy even knows how to properly wipe his arse.

[@theworldisfallingapart867]

so glad i found this, again, today

[@memberofthelambily1340]

We should all just show up to one of his stupid conventions wearing “Axe Michelle” t shirts

[@fevah1st604]

Hell yea

[@MichaelSteven81]

Im in

[@shirleyfearon]

I'm in. That would be quite Interesting.. 🤭🤔🤔

[@Sleepy11323]

MemberOfTheLambily Or one saying ‘be more pacific’

[@springcady6589]

@@Sleepy11323.. Omg I would so do it!!!!!! In a damn heartbeat!!!!! And he's so effin smug, he thinks he's untouchable!!!! But that's ok, cuz if our justice system doesn't get him, GOD WILL!!!!!! AND I WISH I COULD BE THERE WHEN JESUS TRULY COMES FACE TO FACE WITH THIS SLOTH!!!!!

[@liquidpowder839]

Bruh eatin' his lips like groceries.🤣👊😂

[@KEEBLERVET]

I contend that is his TELL when he is anxious or telling a lie. That is why he does it so often.

[@liquidpowder839]

@@KEEBLERVET What; eat groceries?😂🤣

[@KEEBLERVET]

@@liquidpowder839 He obviously doesn't miss any meals. And Michelle probably fixes them. But eating his lips and licking his lips are his tell that he is lying.

[@liquidpowder839]

@@KEEBLERVET Exactly! 😂

[@modernlegacy5555]

😁😅😂🤣

[@jennifercody5270]

Can someone get Michelle damn we need answers

[@GerriYvetteMark]

Jennifer Cody 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@douglasward4559]

I'm in tears of laughter!😂😂

[@McSwayne]

She's already been axed

[@helenJ34]

Is she even real

[@lisah8197]

Lmao!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ziyadhammad]

I sleep to this

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

Leave this guy alone. Of course he needs numerous $5000 gucci belts. They wear out very quickly if you beat your daughter with them. He's done nothing wrong

[@MrsWitherspoon]

FoodforThought or that because he is so big they dont make $40 belts his size 😂😂😂 he HAS to buy 20000 belts lol

[@HemiLyfestyle]

LMAO

[@shannonlane2508]

😂😂😂😂 big facts

[@MB-rn6gh]

dang. why did i laugh so hard at this

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

SuperMang - I don't know. You better axe Michelle

[@ajsessions6269]

For someone who is used to acting infront of cameras, he sure cant hide that lip biting

[@adrienneflora7078]

So weird.

[@officialOriginalR]

Its laughable

[@earlthompson4414]

I'm surprised by the time this interview was over this man did not eat his whole face.

[@annettelove9848]

🤣🤣

[@annettecook4692]

😂

[@perezleo236]

He ate half his hair off, look at that hair like where it starts. All that money he scams he couldn't get a hair transplant? And he's going bald on the back of his head hahaha

[@williamdon3442]

Pizza 🍕 the hut 🤣🤣🤣

[@atlantaluxurycommunities6029]

🤣 It’s true there is something guilty about his mannerisms….

[@markgarcia9134]

Mitchell is packing up her bags while this dude is throwing her under the bus.🤣🤣

[@KlepacMovies]

Not sure how long this deposition was but she is ground beef at this point. Clothes strewn everywhere on the road.

[@neverbrokeagain8454]

That boy was so nervous that he almost bit his lips off 😂😂

[@seanjackson6440]

I swear them mfs a whole different color now

[@naomiwingate425]

He knew his ass got caught he was biting all the skin off his

[@Jane-nt3vy]

There's literally no dry skin there its just an ugly, annoying habit. Gross.

[@ZeeSA-no2zh]

That's a grown ass man

[@PatriotChick]

Ikr 😂

[@tweezerjam]

“In the American country” “You know- what we on right now” 😂 You can’t make that shit up 😂

[@michaelmarquez6133]

OMG well I'm reading your comment he's literally saying it I mean there can't be more of a bigger coincidence I swear 😂

[@vaestkusten6041]

The United States of The American Country

[@ZuluReddy]

Hats off to this attorney for keeping her cool and allowing this fraud to dig his own grave!

[@giafogg7182]

I swear sometimes I can hear her holding back laughter. 🤣😂

[@mobsnitchanonymous213]

He got no jail time

[@tribe5853]

@@mobsnitchanonymous213 What was the outcome? Hopefully, he burned in Hell!

[@BagOfSnacksPodcast]

I agree. Subscribe to J Petty on KZbin. You may like my channel

[@tribe5853]

@Sara Allison Wow, He should be in jail!

[@queenanne6864]

Dang, I NEED a "Michelle" in my circle😂😂😂...of acquaintances!

[@caramelrhapsodyjesseslife]

I laid down for a nap, he's lyin'. I wake up from my nap, he's till lyin'!

[@miketango1141]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

[@andie2439]

...and months later, he's still lying. facebook.com/MiraclesInAmerica/

[@gfernandez2124]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GerriYvetteMark]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@aticho11]

😂😂😂😂

[@farkbodark7462]

I’ve watched this more than 3, 4, 20 or 100 times.

[@karlisabrown7404]

He’s shaking his head like he knows what the lawyers are talking about lmao QUIT IT

[@timtom9178]

CRYING!!! Every question, "aaaaa.um aaaaaa, (chew my lip) aaaaa, (squirms in chair) ummmm, Michele, aaaaa, um basicaly can you repeat the qiestion. Oh, no I have not had any lawsuits that I remember " oh, that one with GE" oh that guy was falsely accusing the church of having his video and sony Drs-652 duel head rapid playback decks with silicon dialectric bafibulas , no dont remember Final outcome, you would (DRUM ROLL)....HAVE TO AX MICHELLE!!!!!!

[@jaburdmclovin5225]

Geeked Eats 😂

[@omarl8195]

Lol

[@NeechOne]

Geeked Eats Lmao!

[@thekimberlynproject]

Geeked Eats 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@keithsowell8946]

I imagine his defense team ran up quite a bar tab.

[@timhnamorehead6385]

He making all this up as he go. 😂

[@tyty153]

😂