The Apprentice Martha Stewart S01E07

[@Nocturnalux]

This was so awful that it is surely one of the best reality tv episodes, ever.

[@robinsiler2420]

The Primarius Tide to go show was like something out of Arrested Development 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shannonceleste5557]

Lol omg your comment got me hype for that scene lmao you’re so right that was like a bad fever dream 😂 holy hell

[@saraspivey1129]

LMMFAO!! No you just did NOT!! 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@MsLoveandjustice]

Bethanny was excellent at boardroom performance

[@scottdecker9115]

I would definitely hire her as a drill sergeant or someone to whip a team into shape.

[@queen_ofall2360]

MARTHA is a beast, she throw 2 at a time OUT!!! Hahhahahah, I have a new respect for Martha!! The CEO of Tide almost commit suicide on the act of Primarius, I'm sure he cried that night!!

[@BigDaddy-vr2ut]

Lol. Yeah. I bet he did. I honestly can’t believe they couldn’t come up anything. That’s pretty sad. I could of thought up something awesome if I had the opportunity to have put something together for tide Togo ✌🏼. I thought it was smart of Martha to can both of them. If you know they ain’t gonna be a good addition to the team ,you gotta cut them loose early then. Save some money and some time kicking both of them back home. ✌🏼

[@billyescarzaga2807]

Carrie- " Ultimately I feel the blondes are running the show " Well, It's time for blondes to go, it's time for blondes to go.

[@charlesreed5506]

😂😂😂😂

[@ruthsanchez5872]

This comment is awesome 👏!

[@musicaleclecto]

I read that in the Tide to go chant song

[@Youbeentagged]

I am gonna predict the winner of the season to be Howie. Even though he lost this one, he is always working. He is probably the hardest at work.

[@alexisdiva9]

I agree that Howie is definitely and consistently a hard worker. Not to do a spoiler, but he didn't win the competition. ;(

[@okcray7130]

29:24. "Aren't those sugar buns delicious? It was really nice having you for breakfast!" ROFLMAO

[@rudysalasiii210]

36:30- Martha was pissed but calm

[@kyleprocaccino4794]

“Are you taking notes on the computer?!??” Wow what a “Ok Boomer” moment. I understand this was 2005 and technology may not have been as assimilated yet but wowza. The kids just trying to quickly dictate your requests.

[@okcray7130]

23:30. "Time for Tide To Go, it's time for Tide To Go!" LMAO

[@noneofya5993]

people on the sidewalk: "it's time for me to go... away!"

[@TheMasterdj7]

I wonder if Primarius lost their voices while doing this boisterous chant, all day.

[@okcray7130]

As horrific as this is, to this day I still think "time for Tide To Go" whenever I see this product... memorable for all the wrong reasons!

[@dreabean131]

@@okcray7130 Glad I'm not the only one. I came looking for this video just to find this dumb chant that I still sing 15 years later...

[@tihralahn]

@@dreabean131 Ironically that indicates how effective the marketing actually was ... the chant was obviously memorable, unfortunately the visual accompanying it was frightening!

[@alexisdiva9]

Ryan has a wonderful figure, especially clad in his Tide to Go Joe outfit.

[@alexisdiva9]

Dawna is showing herself to be an excellent PM here - listened to Matchstick's ideas while gently reminding Ryan not to have ideas that were dirty or pornographic. She's obviously cognizant of the fact that this is a program aimed at mainstream America, they have to worry about the FCC and that P&G has always been a very conservative corporation, especially since this involves a new branch of their flagship laundry brand Tide. Ryan hit a home run with his idea of a stain boxing match.

[@scalpeldude]

Q ueen beth and king howie SWOONS XD

[@philliprogers2383]

24:37 to 24:52 may be the best moment ever on tv

[@queen_ofall2360]

Ohhh my God, certainly crack me up!!

[@dlxmarks]

I always imagined the Procter & Gamble marketing people losing their minds with rage when this aired.

[@alexisdiva9]

@@dlxmarks yes, especially since P&G tends to be a very conservative firm. However, the Matchbook's team did bring excellent results and the product is still available today - I recently got it on Amazon's subscribe and save service. Now, Primarius' on the fly effort of doing dancing and cavorting around - with the exception of Jim who was a riot and looked like he was enjoying himself genuinely - they looked like they were rejects from "The Gong Show".

[@charlesreed5506]

Bethany was right about Sarah being desperate, she clearly felt intimidated by Howie, he’s one of the strongest players in the loft, not just on the team.

[@samthesnowman666]

34:50 BETHANY SLAYED RHONY XD

[@columbannon9134]

I could laugh for at the beginning it was a blond team that will work good together and at the end it was a hate relationship

[@TheRockmonkey123]

Deserved double elimination. Sarah was a disaster as PM and Carrie never did anything. They seemed likeable tho.

[@twosongs7396]

Why do people volunteer to be treated in such a fashion just to become someone’s employee? Start your OWN brand and business!

[@alexisdiva9]

OMG, at :15 is a close up of Fran Drescher's sweet Pom Esther who was a dead ringer for my own sweet Pom Candy who wasn't born yet when this was filmed?!

[@samthesnowman666]

32:50 jim is a riot lol

[@scalpeldude]

yay 5665

[@danielmuliira5363]

How does this Jim guy keep surviving

[@gemma7507]

Jim is so Michael Ginsburg from Mad Men.

[@kathleenc8]

This episode made me dislike Bethanny. Sorry, but could she really not think of anything better than "it's time for Tide to go"? Haven't watched this since it first aired but anytime I see Tide to Go in the stores, I picture people screaming "It's time for Tide. It's time for Tide to Go". And did not watch this video but still picturing it in my head.

[@renewd]

If the nibbling spinsters hadn't come through, Jim might be saying "bye bye".

[@TheMasterdj7]

39:10-39:13 All four lousy.

[@Youbeentagged]

Nah, Howie always does very good. Jim doesn't have the optimal personality for the job, but he does get the results.

[@TheMasterdj7]

Dhruva Shah Well for this 7th task only, all 4 of them were lousy.

[@samthesnowman666]

lol

[@chriseldapinto]

Primatius put up an absolute loony show!😂😂😂😂

[@noneofya5993]

Charles, the brown nose with phallic fetish is unbearable

[@andipandi5641]

4:32 A blonde, being tired of the jokes, dyed her hair brunette. Feeling good about her new look, she went for a drive in the country. She came upon a shepherd watching his sheep. She stopped and asked the shepherd "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your herd would you let me have one?" Intrigued, the shepherd agreed. "247" she guessed. "By gosh, you are right" said the shepherd, "pick one out." So the woman picked out a very happy, bouncy, fluffy looking one and got ready to leave. The shepherd said "Now I have a question for you," he said "if I can guess your natural hair colour can I have my dog back?" ..a genuinely funny sexist and racist joke - even better than the one about a black man walking into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder/head.. i think bringing a surreal animal into the proceedings is where the comedy gold lies..