The Armstrong and Miller Show - Kill Them

[@moluther2826]

I love how whatever accent he's speaking in changes back to RP when he says "kill them"

[@DEAN_23]

There was one where he didn't, when he did it completely in french....

[@ConstantineBooth]

One day, an episode of Pointless will end like this.

[@romainsavioz5466]

ConstantineBooth I'm afraid you didn't won the jackpot .... kill them

[@tomverseUK]

Still waiting.

[@thegayone1911]

Still waiting

[@LeedsInAHat]

A pair are eliminated at the end of each round!

[@JewelKnightJess]

I've been waiting for this for so long

[@bobbiwib]

This shouldn't be funny when you know what's coming but somehow it still is

[@janhuda8841]

6 years later and this still applies, my thoughts exactly

[@DavidTutssel]

That's literally what a catchphrase is

[@gingergreek]

one of the best recurring sketches ever

[@GiratinaofFury]

Whilst looking through some old discarded tech with some friends, I found a microphone like one of those used by Xander in this sketch, and decided to keep it just to enact this gag myself.

[@colintrainer1708]

Only discovered this a couple of days ago. So funny! Happy moments like buying a house, getting married etc with the flipside of James Bond villain at the end. Priceless!

[@videostarish]

An excellent series of sketches.... Kill-them.....

[@ThomasCorfield]

I'm a university lecturer and did this in our new auditorium. It was hilariious. Well, I laughed. I'm currently suspended.

[@suzyq4982]

😂

[@apnoakes]

I believe Dominic at the end was played by Peter Howitt who directed Ben Miller in Johnny English and also wrote and directed Sliding Doors and played the original Joey Boswell in Bread.

[@tonywright8294]

Bet you don’t have any friends do you ?

[@LisaWatsonFilm]

The way he says it is the reason it is so funny to me lolol

[@joet7644]

Every day I wish I had that microphone...

[@adampage593]

Anyone who has worked in pubs, knows this feeling, and wishes they had a little silver microphone

[@Kris.G]

That would be any customer service my good man. I often fantasise about machine gunning my customers.

[@DEAN_23]

@@Kris.G Yep, in retail too....

[@DEAN_23]

I was waiting for Mr Smith to drop this line in The Sarah Jane Adventures - oh well....

[@ben9DB]

Think the Santa one's the best xD

[@ralphmarx7554]

the ending was brill!

[@lucaskennington9101]

What makes it funny is that you get so lost in all his accents that you forget "kill them" is coming.

[@turmuthoer]

The Father Christmas one always gets me.

[@nicbarrax76]

These always make me laugh more than I probably should... Hahaha!!!

[@AlanHope2013]

When even the priest has one of those microphones in his office, it's time to get worried.

[@Edmundajw]

I like the one where he says 'kill them'.

[@rich_rich90]

The director one at the end is the best!

[@Flannagan92]

Evetytime the contestants leave pointless.

[@theonesparrowhawk]

'Listen, it's been wonderful having you on the show, thank you so much for playing - Alice and Vicky! ..... Kill them.'

[@michaelbennett6222]

I can't wait.

[@an1m8r]

I m never going to trust people with microphones again....

[@MrHwilRRR]

Absolute genius!

[@jabbafeet]

my favourite one is the one with the pope

[@nicbarrax76]

I'd love to see the kill team doing the wet work. Must be a huge organization.

[@Tahkaullus01]

This video is brilliant! It shows imagination, enthusiasm and a real understanding of how to make people laugh! I'd forgotten just how good this joke could be, until you put this up! I'll have to think about subscribing... *goes over to desk and presses button on the mic* Kill them

[@an1m8r]

0 dislikes, everyone who was gonna dislike was killed

[@rabbieburns2501]

Made a couple of GIFS from this

[@LOLgamers1]

The pope ones the funniest

[@PrinceWesterburg]

Its missing the Itsy & Bitsy 1970s lids TV piss take, that was the funniest

[@beesbeesingtonvi614]

This pleases me.

[@Pagliacci_Rex]

The evil vicars are back.

[@shaunflynn8314]

After the past month... I understand all these characters 😂

[@ScabbyCrab]

This is the best fucken sketch i love it so much xD

[@dizmatt1]

genius

[@SingleTrack66]

The two best Kill them sketches are not included here .

[@galexeqe]

2:42 At first I thought he said "Here's a package from the *benders* " I thought "?...wot?"

[@TheMrCFH]

Thumbs up if you think Dominic at the end did it best

[@randomface54]

You know that the Pope, vicars, teachers, shopping centre santas etc are doing this every single day.

[@Dinosaurs440]

4 people have been killed

[@paulcarter6459]

Reminds me of You Only Live Twice

[@longjonwhite]

@Paul Carter. Correct! It happened to be on the telly last night and at one point Donald Pleasance’s Blofeld gives the “kill them” order into a mic exactly like that. I may get one too, but first I need an army of henchmen and a suitable volcano from which to make my bid for world domination.

[@liamwalsh4008]

Aw, you didn't include my favourite of these, with the kids' TV show and the sock puppets 🤣

[@alexandersaunders8196]

order 66 in a nutshell

[@Megaspartan23]

How King Charles will deal with Prince Harry and Meghan

[@emmyjo720]

Jim Howick is cute elf.

[@joezzzify]

Play the santa one in 2x speed!

[@solaufein1374]

Haha, brilliant joke!

[@Megaspartan23]

I can imagine the Queen saying this, when it involves Harry and Meghan

[@mochynddu723]

Or Diana.

[@clavichord]

The Queen would say: "off with their heads!"

[@davidsavage6910]

Unfortunately I tend to do this now.

[@vibraphonics]

Are these in chronological order?

[@t0mbst0neyt]

Why is the Pope playing Glastonbury?

[@gggrow]

@machete97 Is your f key broken?

[@1996Coaster]

0 dislikes, kill no one.

[@craigmurphy1204]

3:23 oh no there isn't!

[@Alekpowah]

it's funny cause it could be true lol

[@HMOCreations1807]

It makes no sence, but it as funny as hell!! How do you come up with these ideas??🤔🤣🤣

[@DavidTutssel]

You have about 25 writers

[@Sean-lv6fx]

I don't get it?

[@Sean-lv6fx]

Lol, I know I was being a troll.

[@StrikevonNice]

You know that microphone? It goes straight to a earphone impanted into the brain of a cow who sends it to IKEA meatball devlopment team who send it to the dislike bar of all bad youtube videos, and the people you see submit thoughs videos which crushes there soles of there feet (by science) and they fall of a chair.

[@byAndyCoy]

@Supermassively i don't know if you've realised mate.. but it's a fucking wig.. :L

[@chrisbutler4109]

I don't get it

[@sharonconstable8146]

It's a coy poke at an old staple of spy movies -- the villain on the intercom

[@drparnassus2867]

Joey from Bread is evil!

[@vibraphonics]

The director has a better delivery than Armstrong!

[@PHDiaz-vv7yo]

Former actor Peter Howitt ?

[@LBJHJP50]

dont get it :s

[@josephallison4302]

I think you've got to imagine it in the context of a script show so no one knows watching the program for the first time what the joke is going to.

[@josephallison4302]

Joseph Allison be

[@eIucidate]

Thanks for that comments. Makes it much easier for me to understand those skits now.

[@Lucifronz]

Subversion of expectations. You never know when it's going to happen in a script, so it's hilarious when it does. I find the "bins" sketches are just as funny even if you know they're coming, but while these are still pretty funny, they'd definitely be better if you didn't know when or where they'd happen.

[@AlexOjideagu2]

Have you not seen a James Bond movie or any action thriller with a big boss? It's a common thing throughout history.