The Armstrong and Miller Show Farmers Market

[@redarmy11]

Oh - hello. Just 'popping' back to see if this is still my favourite sketch of all time. Yes. Yes, it is.

[@bloosy1771]

I love the very end while they're dancing and singing in formation while Morten is still faffing around with his little mustard stall on the edge of the shot

[@stevocooldude]

Love the bit at 2:31 where Morten Harket appears and an instrumental of 'Take on me' plays in the background!

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

And Morten Harket was actually in it 😂😂

[@ranchu21]

Makes me want to dress in Laura Ashley and go for an ostrich burger.

[@basstedson]

I sing this song evertime I go to the farmers market.

[@barneybiggles]

There are a few farm shops near me that sell ‘locally produced items’ the thing is I’ve been around Britain quite a bit and never seen any banana plantations or orange groves but they sell them.

[@cameronw3159]

This should be the national anthem

[@AlanaLee-xv2qy]

Funny from the start but seeing Morten Harket made my day.

[@virginiaosborn3547]

Doing the same - popping back to check it is still my favourite - been singing the tune all morning for some reason and had to watch again!

[@endlessMB]

Take me out to the ring road Down beside the LaserQuest A little slice of Arcadia Out the back of the Toys 'R' Us Cause there the horny hands of toil Sell muddy veg and rapeseed oil Brought straight from the farm For people like us! There's ostrich steaks, smoked venison And eggs with shit and feathers on There's cauliflowers with gritty bits in between If normal markets turn your head Then wheel your Bugaboo here instead It's the furthest thing from EastEnders you've ever seen The farmers' market, the farmers' market I drive here in the Volvo and I park it (over a hundred spaces) Market, the farmers' market I find any old crap and sell it in a basket Kumquats, bananas And cheese from Southern France Brought right here all freshly from the ground We've got cupcakes from our cupcake field Just harvested this morning They're yours for a steal at six for thirty pound (I'll take the lot) Market, the farmers' market I'm no more a farmer than Morton Harkett (off of A-Ha in the 80's) But here are some fools, and here's their money The two are so easily parted We'll soon have enough to buy a farm We've got flapjacks here, and sugared mice Like a normal shop but not as nice And this seasoned ham, just under the price of gold Durians, walnuts, tangerines And little Batman figurines All dug up this morning, so they must be (Sold to the gentleman in the mustard cords) If you drive from junctions two to four And wondered what the queue was for It's the credulous masses of urban middle class And in the car park outside Discount Beds We don't pay any overheads So I make a small fortune sitting on my fat arse! (The farmers' market, the farmers' market I drive here in the Volvo and I park it) We're expanding to chairs this year We get all the stuff from IKEA And then we just give it some farmyard magic (Market, the farmers' market I find any old crap and sell it in a basket) Hey, I'm sold out of stuff today I must put more shit on display And then go home Market, the farmers' market If we get twenty grand by lunch we've hit our target Cause here are some fools And here's our money The two are so easily parted We'll soon have enough to buy a farm

[@TheSatanshunter]

Jars of mustard made by Morten Harket for £20 each?? i'll take the lot!!

[@MrCrazy4cars]

Amazing! Great lyrics! Funny everytime i watch it xD

[@steved8193]

Have a like for the correctly-placed apostrophe in the banner.

[@RaamiahBlack]

@acgabbers Ah, but in Devon there are entire fields full of batman figurines growing in the soil, just waiting to be picked by people wearing corduroy and tweed! =)

[@ZeOzzyProdigy]

We're, expanding to chairs this year, we get all the stuff from Ikea, and then we just give it some farmyard magic. Lolololol.

[@mikehsmith1]

Utterly fantastic 🤣.

[@KingMobUK]

Morten Harket

[@HeavensGatesCherryFarm]

Here to support you and thanks for stopping by our live stream!!!!🍒🍒🍒

[@frankdepellette]

Brilliant.

[@lucyhogan7172]

This is spot on kiddos to Morton Harkett

[@rabele123]

The people who go to these places are the same ones who queue for half an hour in the rain outside Betty's in York to pay inflated prices for the privilege of being seen.

[@iJamiiieeee]

Love it (Y)

[@18havefun]

Our (Cornish) farmer's markets are awesome but only the middle class can afford them. One loaf of bread is £3!!!

[@sabinehenlin-strmme3765]

With 3 pounds you barely get a loaf at the supermarket in Norway!!

[@RealiveProds]

So you think paying the cost of a single pint of beer, for a whole loaf of bread is too expensive? The problem is we have fooled into thinking food should be cheap. It is only cheap when it is crap. It becomes cheap when it is heavily subsidized by government, and it has been engineered to have a long shelf-life - making it more profitable. To do that, most of the nutrients are either removed or destroyed. That is why locally grown food goes off quicker. It's not because it is less fresh. it is because it contains more nutrients, so is more appealing to bacteria.

[@chrisofduke]

@TheNubbbler that's the lead singer of a-ha

[@stephh1967]

Morten Harket Mustard = Alex James Cheese. Prescient !-)

[@lucyhogan7172]

So true in harborne in Birmingham

[@quantumshark_5350]

Take me out to the ring road, down beside the Laser Quest A little slice of Arcadia, out the back of the Toys "R" Us 'Cause there the horny hands of toil sell muddy veg and rapeseed oil Brought straight from the farm, for people like us! There's ostrich steak, smoked venison, and eggs with shit and feathers on There's cauliflowers with gritty bits in between If normal markets turn your head, then wheel your buggaboo (?) here instead It's the furthest thing from Eastenders you've ever seen! The farmer's market, the farmer's market! I drive here in a Volvo and I park it (over a hundred spaces) Market, the farmer's market! I find any old crap and sell it in a basket! Kumquats, bananas and cheese from southern France Brought right here all freshly from the ground We've got cupcakes from our cupcake field, just harvested this morning They're yours for a steal at 6 for thirty pounds! Market, the farmer's market! I'm no more a farmer than Morten Harket! Here are some fools, and here's their money! The two are so easily parted We'll soon have enough to buy a farm We've got flapjacks here, and sugared mice Like a normal shop, but not as nice And pieces of ham just under the price of gold Durian, walnuts, tangerines and little batman figurines All dug up this morning, so they must be Sold to the gentleman in the mustard courds (?) If you drive from junctions two to four, and wondered what the queue was for, It's the credulous masses of urban middle class! And in the carpark outside discount beds, we don't pay any overheads So I make a small fortune sitting on my fat arse! The farmer's market, the farmer's market! (We're, expanding to chairs this year, we get all the stuff from Ikea) I drive here in a Volvo and I park it (And then we just give it some farmyard ma-a-a-agic) Market, the farmer's market! (Hey, I sold all my stock today, and must put more shit on display) I find any old crap and sell it in a basket! (And then go home!) [instrumental of Take on me plays briefly] Market, the farmer's market! If we get twenty grand by lunch we've hit our target! 'Cause here are some fools Here's our money! The two are so easily parted We'll soon have enough to buy a farm!

[@Grizzly01]

Nice work. 'Bugaboo' is a brand of pushchair, popular with the middle class. 'Cords' would be short for corduroy trousers.

[@dehgriff]

Just need to add 'Off of A-ha in the Eighties'

[@ZuluRomeo]

LOL, cupcakes from a cupcake field

[@enlightenednomad8807]

This is sooo funny but realised it's sad that I think would I lie to you is the last standing comedy of my generation still going at the mo and this is show is but a thort now sketch shows like this are gone forever I'm old 🥺

[@ddemonicflame]

Although rcremic was (possibly accidentally) correct - he then says you can get tomatoes "just like that" from the farmers market.

[@TheYoutubalization]

I'll take the lot

[@Jaycee.79]

😂😂

[@LuRawen]

Well, I've never heard of farmer's market, (must be some brittish thing) but now I know to avoid them when I visit UK. :D

[@JamDeity]

@faboriginees That actually goes as well. =/

[@stevenesbitt3528]

It's Wills mum

[@NeilCWCampbell]

Ben's missus lol

[@VernonMaldoom]

Oll an gwella🤓

[@IntheEndAhNevermind]

"Take on me" rip off. 2:30

[@aapjeboom6297]

That's intentional. "Take on me" was sung by Morten Harket, the guy in the sketch...

[@aapjeboom6297]

Just realized I replied to a 7 year old comment, woah

[@allysoncthomas]

@@aapjeboom6297 Oh innit !! Some things are just lost on some people......This is pure awesomeness !!

[@rcremic]

The only wrong sentence in the whole Sketch is when he Says "Those tomatoes look nice". We all know that Tomatoes from The Farmers Market, taste like crap. Thank you for Listening.

[@christopherlawrence6815]

The laughter track is annoying