The ASMR Quest Giver

[@thecusk6918]

Uncle E is the kind of guy that, when he says “give me a second”, actually takes a second

[@offspreyd]

jerma or bust

[@crackpot316]

A Random Opinion watch his "Cleaning my balls for ASMR and relaxation." He takes at least 10 seconds to put things down.

[@valkaerie8715]

Theres no way thats a real vid lmao

[@valkaerie8715]

Omfg it is real

[@tangerineman27]

This is one of the funniest strings of comment I’ve ever seen 😂

[@phantomparty2079]

What companies think gamers want: multiplayer battle royale, attractive, relatable characters. What gamers really want: A S M R Q U E S T

[@inflatablemattress2]

I want a fusion of Skyrim, fallout and Star Wars KOTOR

[@ShannaraTech]

Jadon Hester REEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@chrisforrest5121]

I just want a quality plot in my adult films :(

[@morganminecraftlegion9101]

Would that be an indie game you would play, should some 19-year-old high school student start working on it after finals are over? **Tssk Tssk.

[@mrpancake8888]

Audi0x [MDL] making them a mirror my friend

[@hatz1107]

I'm not sure if these quests are for me, there's no GIANT EXCLAMATION POINT, SPOTLIGHT HEAVEN BEAM, or BIG RED ARROW CONSTANTLY MOVING UP AND DOWN above him

[@joesan2488]

HATZ Rulez You forgot a hand with its pointer finger sticking out or a thick outline as you hover your reticle over him

[@pappynotoes8531]

Secret side quests fam 💯💯😂😂

[@hatz1107]

No, I just had HUD disabled

[@dull_demon4717]

I think it's off screen.

[@tesalanthealmightypasalan5545]

Isnt the arrow from metin2?

[@Wired_User]

"Ye Olde Book of Quests" *a spiral notebook with a barcode* Never change, Uncle E.

[@isaacshatteredheart1811]

DO NOT MAKE FUN OF YE OLDE BOOK OF QUESTS

[@hatz1107]

T H E S A C R E D T E X T S

[@toastcrunch9387]

In this day and age, its the equivalent of a stone slab that was chiseled on.

[@111games.]

Barcode? No, that's an ancient password with magical secrets in it, of course.

[@joehiles6517]

I’ve been watching you for so long...I don’t even need notifications. I can feel within myself anytime you upload a new video.

[@fairlady4096]

Joe Hiles 0.0

[@surfnsunshinekat]

goals.

[@naked_snake3921]

Same

[@isaacshatteredheart1811]

You wot?

[@glenjoyer6310]

Joe Hiles it’s like spider sense but for uncle E vids

[@CouchPotato252]

"Fifty-seven million, four hundred eighty-three thousand, two hundred and nineteen experience points for your next level? Ah you'll get there soon enough. So here you go, here's your forty-nine experience points for completing quest number three. :)" Rift knows the struggle. ;(

[@austindavis2309]

CouchPotato252 oh the grinding...

[@a7xmshadows19]

When you try to get to max rank but It takes forever

[@wr5488]

When theres a level 99 boss remaining and you beat the game at level 70 but the only quests you haven't done are the ones from the starting zones.

[@hitchhiker8875]

That’s an EA paywall right there

[@GeassX]

I mean, let's be real here. There are two main types of RPGs. Those that expect you to grind the quests to get levels and those that expect you to grind out on monsters to level. You can typically tell which type it is by seeing how many levels you get when you complete a quest that's on your level. ASMR quest is clearly the latter MMORPG. So grab a hardcover book and start tapping!

[@emm940]

So which ASMR god do I beseech for the ability to be that chill when fighting a Thunderjaw?

[@scottjoplin.1429]

Only a quest giver has the endurance to remain composed during a moment such as the imminent battle of the Thunderjaw.

[@GamerBob123]

I have a friend who plays darksouks to relax

[@masonoaks9807]

*beseech-implore

[@eattherich162]

@@masonoaks9807 it’s fine if your bothered by misspelling or grammatical errors, but please don’t point it out, no one likes a know it all

[@TheDaltonCashShow]

@@eattherich162 Based Username

[@theguythreedoorsdown3417]

Rift: able-bodied adventurers like yourself. Me: *looks down, starts crying and runs back to the Candy Man*

[@ZodokiEsparda]

Ähm dude... you can move thus making you able-bodied. Hell i'm in the fluffy Side myself and even i think i can do These quests. . .probably have an asmr addiction

[@SpaceAgeASMR]

Just hopefully it doesn't evolve into paid ASMR loot boxes....

[@Tube_Chaser]

Don't you mean devolve? Loot boxes are hardly an evolution :P

[@SpaceAgeASMR]

True, though evolution doesn't have to be just good things. Also, from the perspective of the game companies like EA who are raking in the lootbox cash, they might disagree with you! ha

[@Tube_Chaser]

Oh, I have no doubt that they disagree. That would be straight up delusional :D

[@niko8882]

Space Age ASMR haha good one

[@OverlordMMM]

To be fair, at least we'd be getting something. Unlike paying for someone else's gas, chips, and milk.

[@nozwelx_6518]

When you realize that the milk hasn't been refrigerated since quest #1.

[@pappynotoes8531]

Nozwel X _ Still cold doe 😂😂

[@beanie640]

Um. There’s no heat nearby is there.....well guess I’ll die of the dumb cold effect.....*agh!*

[@Voxxna]

@@beanie640 wait, you guys are in the winter quests ALREADY!? I'm stuck trying to get the lockpicking skill from the king scorpion but all his guard scorpions keep ganging up on me! I'm 2 months behind you! Any tips?

[@beanie640]

Motivat0r :5 use the flamethrower that’s hidden in the chest to your left. :D

[@crygoogleosu7560]

OOF

[@benperiod]

00:05:04 Quest #1 00:16:24 Quest #2 00:24:53 Quest #3 00:32:21 Quest #4 00:37:10 Quest #5 00:42:45 Quest #6

[@inflatablemattress2]

Wow thanks

[@evanenglish9551]

Lol u literally just took it from the description

[@benperiod]

IrishEvo it's for mobile users, I didn't see it in the comments, and if you're on a mobile device, you can't click timestamps in a description, only from comments...

[@thegr1mmr3aper67]

Its the cheat code comment 😍

[@chewywolf4623]

Oh thank you.

[@omicronlyrae6228]

I see 'get xp', I click. Simple things for a simple mind that knows exactly what it wants.

[@boopsboops7692]

Soon I will be a golden banana

[@thelegendarydoggo2955]

Yes

[@Darktyp3]

Uncle Rift are you okay? I noticed you were playing video games with a controller that wasn't on...

[@thecusk6918]

Houston Massey It seems the ASMR Quest Givers are given mysterious powers commonly known as “Movie Magic”.

[@jeffschleg9665]

If this video came out in 2010 then I could of gotten away with making a Kinect joke.

[@lewishancock3526]

>kinect jokes in 2010

[@Skadooshbag]

Also looked like the wrong controller for the wrong type of system to play the game he would have been playing.

[@icydata1233]

Its a magic thing called device settings or controller settings

[@hallamhal]

Another settlement needs your help

[@an_ordinary_goose]

*I've marked it on your map*

[@lil_cjmisawesome2025]

Dead drops are worse

[@isaacshatteredheart1811]

NO FUCK YO SETTLEMENTS

[@an_ordinary_goose]

Billy the nightmare boy you seem uneasy. You know what would set your mind at ease? *Helping this settlement that's in trouble. Here, I've already marked it on your map.*

[@isaacshatteredheart1811]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@rangosteel4071]

Before I take this quest I need to rest to replenish my health and mana

[@chrisbade2119]

Kyle Nelson I need to set my Hearthstone to the nearest inn

[@ryansadauskis]

Go take a seat next to a bonfire.

[@rangosteel4071]

exactly where im at now, sat at firelink

[@radicalideabro6150]

You just need some Doritos and Mtn Dew

[@scottbruckner4653]

Kyle Nelson Never forget stamina. My hips just got a work out and I know my stamina needs a replenish.

[@namachef]

this needs to be a series

[@kailevil3444]

Finally it became one.

[@joehiles6517]

This NPC just Tom Sawyered all you fools.

[@assassinxex]

Joe Hiles it's like doing "one small favour" all over again

[@97TP]

Don't get me started on one small favor.... oof.

[@assassinxex]

Talesh Patel almost worth the ring of chaos back in the day

[@pappynotoes8531]

😂😂 Y'all are nuts lol

[@TakeMeToParadize]

assassinxex ugh I remember that one

[@iangaz3732]

"magical land of Pennsylvania", I like it😂

[@nicholasdemaio3827]

Ian Gaz I'm moving there in March

[@shinydegos]

Hm maybe he also meant pencilvania as this is like a game of d&d

[@supergoosebump55]

Northeast side of PA is not magical at all. I hate living here

[@shydragaming8074]

As I read this, he spoke it at the same pace. Spooky.

[@4Deadserious]

@@nicholasdemaio3827 now that you've been here for a while, how do you like it?

[@daetrus9972]

You cannot tell me that after an hour and 30 minutes, this guy doesn't even touch the pringles.

[@Short_Potato]

Hoffhiem absolute insanity.

[@dull_demon4717]

I bet he did afterward

[@olavisalomaa]

He would eat it, but he has quests to give.

[@asxp2433]

he's built different

[@coreyallendavis]

When I first learned what ASMR was. Why I would fall asleep in some classes. Why I would become almost paralyzed in certain moments. You were the first channel I found. Still listen to you regularly after all of these years.

[@JosheYT]

Duuuuuude same. I found out what ASMR was from good mythical morning and they watched his manly asmr video and then I have relaxed more ever since

[@furryguest8570]

@@JosheYT same my guy

[@megustasubs]

The idea who never runs out of Ephemeral Rift.

[@megustasubs]

koro sensei went ditto mode

[@isaacshatteredheart1811]

Wait.......what????

[@Bone20647]

Well, the normal saying is The man who never runs out of ideas So, it would actually be The idea who never runs out of man Or The idea who never runs out of men

[@PoptartIsBallin]

@@Bone20647 he replaced man with Ephemeral Rift

[@beanie640]

*Wait a second.*

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

This is how I’d raise my kids. I’d make a chart with chores on it with the XP value rewarded. Each time they level up, they’d get a reward of some kind as an incentive to complete quests (do chores) as often as they want.

[@ZodokiEsparda]

. . .that is actually very smart and a way i was raised however i was rewarded with Playtime for my console

[@8-ball916]

How much xp do they need to level up

[@bitpusher2600]

I'm so glad I just across this again in my feed. When this video was new represented my first encounter with Uncle E. I had no idea on that day what ASMR was, nor did could I have guessed this person would become such a respected and appreciated part of my personal life.

[@ELViejito100]

Man, anyone else think the soft spoken is BETTER thant the whisper?

[@inflatablemattress2]

Yeah

[@JuiceBoxGinger]

YES.

[@Flight-wo6jn]

It's basically why Rift is the only verbal artist I follow (Surge being the other and he has stated he is uncomfortable with speaking during videos). He just seems to be so well spoken in mannerism to where I am more humbled and brought to peace than any tingles. Yet still a marvelous ASMRtist.

[@uhhcallmejefe]

HannibaL Lecter no

[@juneauz]

It depends, I love both if done well

[@eddbull6157]

Ooooh, i really enjoyed this concept. Would be awesome to see another character as a quest giver! Maybe the plague doctor could explain how we should retrieve something for him etc. Lovely vid!

[@dying7512]

I used to be an adventurer like you till I took a tingle to the ear...

[@CFF1987]

Curse.7 ,love it, haha

[@pappynotoes8531]

I can fix that.😂😂

[@rageinquisitor4460]

Curse.7 most creative thing I’ve heard all day

[@ionmaster7873]

Kek

[@rossadinho7362]

Dying I used to be a tinglemaster like you, till I took an arrow to the knee

[@Elkanimates]

the most calm loss in gaming 0:20

[@ak4ublackops]

The ideas that never runs out of man

[@qwaccc]

The commenters that are never original, fig newton

[@hatz1107]

Ideas the never that out runs man of

[@dull_demon4717]

There are ASMR ideas that should stay ideas unless... that's the only ASMR they do.

[@cherrytheclown5907]

I was finally able to see my D&D group. we like having stuff on in the background when we play to we put on this. and we are fucking dying at the milk, we're all Canadians and we just think jugged milk is the funniest thing we ever seen

[@NickSick665]

"okay sleep deprivation im just about to level up,and you look like just enough XP."

[@Whispurer]

Is there like, an online community devoted to giving irl quests to eachother?

[@DarkShadows713]

I want to say something cynical like, "yeah it's called a job," or "yeah, it's called grad school," but actually... that's a good idea. It sounds like a lot of fun.

[@flowersandwater666]

I mean ARG exist

[@Whispurer]

@@flowersandwater666 yea but, I mean literal quest giving for "exp" and rewards

[@flowersandwater666]

also that app to literally gamify your chores? the boy scouts?

[@ethernatecable]

You sir and gibiasmr, have become frequent people in my life, I consider you both family , thank you for your amazing ideas and creativity, you never stop inspiring me and motivating me to expand my artistic side of myself.

[@lonewonderer9771]

I swear this only came out like a few months ago. Time flys when you got the tingles.

[@chandlerpierce7756]

I have watched maybe 80% of your videos and this is absolutely by far my favorite please make more

[@prettyblaq7574]

I just watched the sequel and I just know this will put me to sleep. Good night everyone!!

[@REN-57005]

You have helped me with my struggle with ptsd for 2 years now

[@a_great_punnyguy4393]

Nobody: That one guy: Hey man why is this guy's controller not on

[@npuise1356]

The creativity of this guy never ends it’s amazing tbh

[@sammoore9424]

7:25 23 minutes later... ER: Ah, that was quick Me: *What do you mean that was quick*

[@sammoore9424]

Thank you for highlight, by the way!

[@BigT.Larrity]

Driving from a stranger's house to the gas station, filling up his tank and going in to get chips and milk would take at least 30 min on average from someone not in a hurry, so 23 seems pretty quick. Especially when he's playing a game where time just seems to fly by

[@parkerkimball8839]

When rewatching narrative based asmr videos, I will often find new comments and sounds on each subsequent watch. Nice job Uncle E. Just shows once again the depth of these videos.

[@jonathancrane3470]

I’m doing more in this quest line than I ever did in the College of Winterhold quest line.

[@daydreamingvampire]

Jonathan Crane facts

[@marcosfrancisco6013]

YOU ARE THE BEST! the only ASMRartist that can give me tingles. thank you for your work ! and thanks for showing one of my fav games of all times ! cheers !

[@qwaccc]

Right when I woke up literally, I woke up, like, 30 seconds ago

[@Kidcrowley]

well, time to go to bed again

[@qwaccc]

Breathing Debris exactly.

[@mendsaikhan7168]

too much exaggeration and even if you were able to comment this in 30 seconds, wtf?

[@qwaccc]

Teeto Teemo I woke up and got the notification. “30 seconds ago” meant I got the notification 30 secs ago

[@martinkrajscak4381]

How rude! You just woke up and go straight from bed to questing!

[@Urbsunpsychic]

I hit this guy up in the DM’s and was really pleased with the quests I received. I went from Lv 2 to Lv 6 in just one week and am now mowing down all the starting enemies that spawn in my home town. 10/10 quests, would highly recommend.

[@upward7515]

It's 1:45 AM, I have school tomorrow, and I legitimately almost cried when my guy refused to get Rift his yam, what the fuck is wrong with me.

[@SplendidEcho]

Upward7 same buddy, same

[@TheAmberpooh82]

I feel ya there

[@A_shibe]

Ahahaha I should sleep too I have school tomorrow

[@TheAmberpooh82]

I enjoy school

[@Squiggypie]

What I hate most was that the yam was the only ingredient he was missing to a, “Baked chicken and creamed spinach with steamed yam” dinner. Look at him, guilt tripping us. That made me so mad that I- *snore*

[@fobbles_]

Boy oh boy! I haven't seen this many side quests given from an NPC since Preston Gravy! And never have I seen fetch quests so relaxing :}

[@Molotovyeen]

Sure I have time for these pointless side quests. No its fine I can put a hold on saving the world and humanity as we know it. This bucket is definitely more important.

[@an_ordinary_goose]

[Evil emperor attempting to rule the world alongside his army of demons] *hero goes fishing*

[@WaskaSwansea]

Hey man! I just wanted to say that I love your videos and that you should keep up with that type of content, regardless if you're reading this you are the best ASMR channel I've ever seen!

[@AFXPaladin]

I loved this so much more than I thought I would

[@jonathanseto2021]

Your new ideas for every video never cease to amaze me

[@Pythois]

im tired but now i want milk and sour cream chips

[@wholelottanate]

This was such an awesome idea for a video. I hope you do more video game related stuff that's this creative, freakin awesome!

[@hatz1107]

To everyone complaining about the controler; It's called *P R O P C O M E D Y*

[@fameus4423]

Your asmr videos not only help me sleep, but also to calm down and ground myself. Thank you.

[@zentunozentuno1012]

I think your a bit late to the video 🤔🤔

[@punk9weight679]

Bet he wasnt wearing pants while the making of this video

[@spicyvro]

ok

[@prepperpov5852]

SadisticVoid I’ll bet that I’m not wearing pants while watching this video

[@Pythois]

i bet im not wearing legs while replying to you

[@hatz1107]

I'm bet I'm a brain in a jar while writing this comment

[@theonlyoneremainingafter]

Don't Click Me I bet I have the high ground whilst writing this comment

[@LynxSpeck]

Thank you. Seriously thank you, you're videos are gold for getting over a heat break. Thank you soo much keep up the amazing work.

[@sfuikm]

Quest giver: "please put the last of us 2 on reserve for me" Me 2 years later: would you like to cancel that quest?

[@oft-deadshot_3174]

I liked the last of us 2 obviously not as good as one but still doesn’t mean it’s bad in my eyes atleast

[@Vaillle]

Probably for the best. Would kinda suck to pay for the lovely experience of having bad writers give poor Joel the shaft so they could uplift a new sub par female character instead. If I don’t approve of the writing choices, I don’t want to waste money or time on it. I’m tired of seeing stuff like that. If you have to shit all over male characters in media to make the female characters seem better, then I don’t want any part in that. It’s gross and feels spiteful and vindictive towards men for no reason. I’ll pass up a 1000 poorly written female protagonists for 1 good male protagonists any day of the week.

[@crylune]

@@Vaillle Yeah, poor written characters all around. However, it really isnt "gross and vindictive towards men" according to all the men I spoke to but ok, you just believe what you want to believe.

[@STK66]

Not really sleepy right now, but after the intro i now I'll be asleep at the end of this! You are really amazing and your voice is so calming.

[@DemonMj]

Excuse me dear sir, I specifically took the fourth quest in order to gain The Pledging Sword Of Tingles to beat The Ravager Of Sleep!

[@hatz1107]

Ah, see, you need to be level 82 or more in order to get that, or you could go to the Deep Davilus and kill Dr. Corvilion using the Foam Pirate Sword from Crinkle Cove. That would give you a slightly weaker weapon

[@hatz1107]

But it's still effective

[@DemonMj]

HATZ Rulez Hm, why thank you fellow adventurer.

[@hatz1107]

No problem, I got stuck there too

[@lil_cjmisawesome2025]

And I thought I was a nerd

[@Uncreative_Name]

I enjoy the little quirks throughout the video that add to the feeling of strangeness. For example taking off his glasses in order to read.

[@thatduckjenry]

Can't wait to wake up prisoner in a carriage from this

[@AsSass1N99999]

You are the best roleplay asmr...no doubt.I realy like and enjoy watching your videos.Keep up the good work man!

[@Darroc3]

5:27 this is humor, hands down.

[@celloafterdark4173]

I would totally play any video game in asmr mode!!! All the characters whisper and the sound effects are oh so gentle. Sign me up

[@oofmcgoof6169]

Outlast but in asmr...could work

[@nickfuller7087]

Who else was botherd by the milk sitting out that long?

[@lauramcclelland3120]

The fact that my favourite ASMRtist referenced my favourite game has just made my day 😍 I LOVE Horizon hehe

[@Crispyrotatingdisk]

4:13, who in gods trousers gets something out to read and says "oh...just need to take OFF my glasses"

[@Bone20647]

Nearsighted people When did I make this comment H

[@boopsboops7692]

You know who

[@willvale8625]

This is my favorite relaxing video to watch of all your content. So good!

[@hatz1107]

I would have loved it if you said Quest 7- There is an Ogre terrorizing a nearby city, killing civilians and just causing general havoc, what I want you to do is get me a tangerine from the store there Reward: 275 XP and eating sounds, Side Quest- Kill the Ogre Reward: 10 XP and a t-shirt that says "I ❤️ ER" worth 6 gold with a defense of 2 and the added effect of a heart that random comes out of your shirt, (heart does nothing)

[@SplendidEcho]

HATZ Rulez gotta get the shirt to complete the hipster outfit after the 10th play through right?

[@hatz1107]

10th? This is my 42nd

[@beanie640]

I’m here! Wait. Where is my squa- AHHHHHHH *splat into a building* darn it.....out of....health potions.....*dies*

[@maxzillagaming2458]

this was by far your best video idea in a while!

[@joew1509]

Quest #7 : ASMR loot box introduction

[@zacharyhoward9069]

I seriously love this concept!

[@crackpot316]

Now I want an ER cameo/mod for Fallout or Skyrim..

[@leonardopoindestre9520]

Putrid Kindred Main FUND IT

[@OneBadGloop05]

He did fallout ( G.O.A.T test )

[@addept1376]

More of this please! My favorite video by you so far

[@yeaman4538]

This is awesome

[@trevorhutson9682]

Around 1:15 when he says, "level up", my 'Google assistant' registered his voice as a voice command to turn up my volume. Top quality audio!

[@Xandawesome]

This video surpassed my farthest *Horizon* and I have *zero* doubt that I'll watch it all the way to *dawn*

[@johnnyruoff665]

Xandawesome this video took the *breath* from me, it was *of* many great asmr videos on *the* internet, I mean his ideas are *wild* in the end!

[@chilad5966]

Xandawesome i think that this is *The* most *Wild* ASMR i have ever seen, and believe me, i have been *Hunt* ing for something like this for a really long time.

[@delicious_toes6931]

He definitely doesn’t *half*-ass his videos, they are so full of *life*

[@inflatablemattress2]

*Pokemon*

[@michelangeluhhh]

This video is better than the *war* to free America, I don’t know how he fit all this magic in one *frame*

[@TeknoJoe23]

Hope your good dude - one of the first ASMR content creators i stumbled across and still one i enjoy coming to - Even with all the awesome people out there who have channels, keep it up man - PEACE

[@RetroMetroism]

Rift, which quest awards a Holy Avenger +5? Need at least +4 weapons to damage the demi-lich in the slums district.

[@Oofboi967]

Nuerion "Hmmm" ER checks a map, "Slum district" he says and repetes it a few times. "Wait, you said to defeat the demi-lich?" ER asks, "Its dangerous to try to kill that, I mean it's dangerous to kill just about any of the monsters here, but I understand with the high XP reward." ER speaks again "Come back in two hours and I shall have the mission prepared for you for the weapon to defeat the demi-lich. It takes me a while to look through my archives." 1 HOUR AND FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER ER welcomes you back and informs you of the quest. You agree to the quest and are off. ER wishes you luck.

[@cy5968]

He'll give one to you if you trade him a mask. It's almost useless however, as all it can really do is cast a sleep spell as it's enchanted to not make any loud noises in any way. That includes hitting people with it.

[@OffPHwnr]

Tf is going on here

[@RetroMetroism]

lol, I was making a Baldur’s Gate 2 reference.

[@highlivin1917]

Nuerion Still stuck on Baldur’s gate one god damn that game is long.

[@Lantern_Jack]

I salute you for your creativity and passion. You are by far in my opinion the most creative asmr artist I see here. From the lore and colorful characters you created like deep 1 dave and the tin foil society to the variety from mukbang and roleplay to unintentional asmr. You are a master of your craft and I owe you many a good night's sleep. Your videos lull me to dreamland thank you sir. I hope your channel continues to grow.

[@captaindiplock9987]

You should do a asmr where your part of mafia but you lost your accent and have to find it by interrogating the viewer with assorted questions like if you agree

[@aerodynamichotdog]

CAPTAINDIPLOCK i agree. But i dont care for like beggars. Have a great day.

[@captaindiplock9987]

aerodynamichotdog I just said like if you agree so it would go closer to the top so ephemeral rift could see it

[@ShannaraTech]

This is very specific

[@captaindiplock9987]

DarkerThanBlack but it is a good idea

[@eggie1124]

CAPTAINDIPLOCK if you want him to see your request you should try to email him or something

[@jason_v12345]

At 6:36 I just lost it. I could totally see my father pulling a stunt like that on me as a kid, minus the ASMR rewards. Too funny.

[@Shark_YGO]

Please put the milk away this is killing my heart-- Also play NieR: Automata

[@generalraven9804]

I have a person in Skyrim that has a 2 year old peace of bread in back pocket I wonder if this is still safe to eat (it’s black,fuzzy and green) eats it because why not now to eat a 2 year old peace of meat I found under the table

[@pablosanfabio3040]

Ok

[@bruhtha04]

Ok

[@dull_demon4717]

@@generalraven9804 did you get poisoned?

[@Skavoc]

SO GREAT! Loved this concept and loved your performance. More of this please!

[@Imblyatman]

Ephemeral Rift is the Zodiac killer

[@cian2168]

*Insomnia killer

[@ryansadauskis]

Zodiac killer didn't have facial hair.

[@isaacshatteredheart1811]

Ryan Sadauskis it grew

[@Frogge.777]

That was one of my favourite videos you’ve made, i’m sure you could make a series out of that with your various characters too :)

[@ronmon518]

Is there any special skills that I can unlock at level 20 that I should know about before making my decision? I'm only level 17 right now so it will still be some time but I like preparing ahead of time. Any information is useful and appreciated, thank you!

[@obscuritymage]

I would take Caucassian Male Voice for the Commanding Presence proc over Yuri's Russian Whisper which has a chance to proc Unity but also kill you on use from self-cannibalism. But a case can be made for Call of Chuthulu as its Fear of the Old Gods proc makes for good crowd control and lets you breeze through those early endgame raids.

[@stevensteve851]

Scarlet Theatre The call could be used well on the next PvP event coming up September 20th

[@CaliberCalan]

Needs to be a quest giver 2. I love this

[@Adam-ey7wy]

Im still waiting for The Witcher ASMR episode from Uncle ER :)

[@cavemankhan4364]

I've watched this video like 13 times and I still haven't gotten through the whole thing without falling asleep

[@huffy2834]

While your at it there's another settlement that needs your help, here I'll mark it in your map.

[@newtthewizard3942]

The controller sounds are quite nice. Very relaxing!

[@RallForeman]

I don’t understand all the people pointing out his PS4 controller isn’t on. I mean its a Role-play video. Plus a PS4 in the silence of the room (even a Xbox) would give off unwanted sound (the fan) if on...

[@amonilus5390]

My favorite video on your channel Rift !! Waiting for more.

[@frogskills8477]

Still waiting for a sequel to this video...

[@zentunozentuno1012]

2 years later

[@sampappas6934]

I absolutely love that you took off your glasses before reading the quest

[@UNICORNsoldier7]

I wonder where in PA you are... I may be close to my fav asmrtist

[@bradchadington9068]

There is no crisper sound on any ASMR channel anywhere! You're truly #1 ER

[@nightvirtuegaming6103]

Why isn't my character working. Oh my controller is off

[@o-slice2745]

Your voice is so nice, and you seem like such a pleasant man. Thank you for being you!