@@halothere6995 Battle droid: "Then that means you're fatherless?"
@AlmondCookieYT2 ай бұрын
@@goldendiana986Commander Droid:Wait so they are UTTP?!
@polishscribe6742 ай бұрын
"Your mother's a Geonosian!" I mean, he's not wrong... From a certain point of view.
@clonecommandermike3322 ай бұрын
Imagine being a highly trained clone trooper, surviving many battles and becoming a war hero only to die to a hydraulic press.
@corruptangel67932 ай бұрын
Because the helmets can isolate sound, so you can't hear the clones unless you're on their channel, I'm going to imagine from now on that this is what they were actually saying in those scenes
@thorclarke8600Ай бұрын
Yeah I remember Rex remarking on it in the clone wars movie novelisation as an internal monologue. Making the organics more like droids and the droids act more organic (the droids had to audibly speak to each other whilst the clones could silently plan their escape)
@Lomhow2 ай бұрын
"YOUR MOTHERS A GENOSIAN" *dies immediately"
@victorochoa36622 ай бұрын
Mad talk for a guy whose mother is a Kaminoan.
@artfulanders84492 ай бұрын
"I kinda just wanna hit one..." "Don't do that." "Why not? General Windus does that all the time!"
@danclark53112 ай бұрын
"Your mum's a geonocian" really got me 😂
@TheQuaadFather2 ай бұрын
it's funny because it's true
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45Ай бұрын
"Your mom's a Kaminoan."
@consideringcat8252 ай бұрын
“Hey clankers your mother’s a geonosian!” Lol
@nyorito52082 ай бұрын
"Hey clanker, your mother is a GEONOSIAN" Hardcase is that you? T-T
@YaBoiOpeq2 ай бұрын
fr
@DrMutran2 ай бұрын
Technically yes, there mothers are Geonosian.
@SaraGonzalez-hn1gv2 ай бұрын
The father is jango
@Longder092 ай бұрын
@@SaraGonzalez-hn1gv for clones yes, but that clone was dissing droids.
@michaelbread59062 ай бұрын
Well your mother's neck so long, she could swallow Jabba the Hutt!
@finnclougherty4532 ай бұрын
This feels like early Red vs Blue, love it
@henrybartram9854Ай бұрын
Yes! The good ones, though, so like you said early
"Hey Clanker, your mother's a geonosian." *Proceeds to get whole squad crushed*
@nursestoyland2 ай бұрын
“Your mother’s a Geonosian.” *proceeds to get pwned*
@ph4ntom_392 ай бұрын
Bro had the balls to insult every droid in the CIS😂😂😂
@geomease2 ай бұрын
The ‘planet puncher’ as i always called it is my favorite dumb thing from star wars
@waleedabdullahkhan57062 ай бұрын
The first time I saw it I thought what's that gonna do crush them? boy it did exactly that only 10 times worsy😂
@boxfoxscoot16142 ай бұрын
planet fucker 3000
@braydoxastora55842 ай бұрын
Eh i mean a planet mining tool makes sense. Their usage not so much
@26th_Primarch2 ай бұрын
Literally called the Seismic Tank.
@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45Ай бұрын
Planet _Puncher?_ Nah, Planet *Fucker.*
@The7guys2 ай бұрын
Clone vs. Hydraulic Press
@h.a.z.m.a.t50722 ай бұрын
That last line is actually correct
@BallinProductionDogs2 ай бұрын
That giant crater cruncher thing was always so stupid but so funny. It’s literally a friendly fire machine it doesn’t offer an advantage it just wipes out both sides
@mariobadia45532 ай бұрын
Also it makes no sense. Because Mace Windu wasn't nearly that powerful in the prequel movies.
@GlaDos3212 ай бұрын
I remember none of the Supers being really effected though, like the waves of dirt and sand washed away all the human troopers leaving windu alone with the supers that were still there. Always figured that the dirt waves would break bones and hurt humans in armor but leave armored super battle droids relatively undamaged. and even if they did, its much easier and cheaper to replace a battle droid than to replace a clone.
@Skiivin2 ай бұрын
When your army is made up of expendable recyclable droids friendly fire doesn’t matter too much but yeah it’s pretty dumb
@Skiivin2 ай бұрын
@@mariobadia4553😢
@BallinProductionDogs2 ай бұрын
@@mariobadia4553 yeah that always kind of bothered me too because if Windu was that powerful he would’ve killed Palpatine in like 2 seconds. There’s some inconsistencies in clone wars like Grievous being a complete straight up Jedi killer
@Shadow_Symphony2 ай бұрын
Droids: “At least we have a mother”
@Bauglir1002 ай бұрын
Droids: "Your mother's a Kaminoan." Clones: "...Our mom still looks prettier than yours!"
@clonecommandermike3322 ай бұрын
Jango Fett and Taun We are pretty lit parents
@Bauglir1002 ай бұрын
@@clonecommandermike332 Boba Fett is lucky he gets to have such awesome parents; a badass Mandalorian bounty hunter and a beautiful Kaminoan scientist. Even though he’s a clone, Jango and Taun We both saw Boba as a son, more so than any of the clone troopers.
@TheFakeTraitor2 ай бұрын
"Hey clankas! Your muthas a geonisian!-" *BOOM.*
@AlmondCookieYT2 ай бұрын
" HEY CLANKERS,YOUR MOTHER'S A GEONOSIAN" that part was the last word of the famous clone trooper insulter " Sult"
@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood2 ай бұрын
Come to think of it, what the Hell were the Separatists thinking with this machine? ‘Sir, we need a weapon that can destroy an entire army in one or two hits. We’re thinking some sort of missile that can be shot to the surface from high orbit, or maybe a biological weapon that targets the genotypes of only clones.’ ‘Big shoe.’ ‘… What?’ ‘We’ll stomp their armies to death! We’ll use a gigantic hovercraft that drops a big metal pillar. Those directly under it will be squashed. Then, the resulting shock wave will kill a bunch of the surrounding clones!’ ‘Sir, are you feeling alright? Wouldn’t that destroy a ton of our droids in the process?’ ‘As long as we have more droids than they have clones, we’ll be fine!’ ‘Wouldn’t a bunch of missiles do the same exact thing, but cheaper and more conveniently?’ ‘Do you wanna be in the history books? Because this is how you get in the history books!’
@magnusthevaliant2 ай бұрын
Well, you have to remember that some of the major producers of the Confederacy were bugs...
@SpaceCase1322 ай бұрын
@@magnusthevaliant Now I’m imagining Dooku turning down a Genosian plan for a tank whose main armament is a giant flyswatter and it’s too ridiculous to not laugh at.
@tau-57942 ай бұрын
To be absolutely fair, it's not impossible that those machines are some kind of repurposed mining equipment or something, maybe the impact is designed to collapse loose tunnels to make excavation safer, or set off seismic activities before they can interfere with work. But big shoe also works.
@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood2 ай бұрын
@@tau-5794 Lol that’s a pretty big area of effect! Hopefully it would only be used on uninhabited planets!
@phantomsights4533Ай бұрын
Bro died to a hydraulic press
@eon101412 күн бұрын
Not as flashy as a Death Star, but you have to admit, it’s certainly unique.
@maximomartin25292 ай бұрын
I get what that clone meant by "You're mothers' a Genosian". The Genosians created the clankers, so they're technically their mothers lol.
@giratina28252 ай бұрын
"Ur mother is a geonosian" That was god tier 😂
@caliperstorm83432 ай бұрын
2003 Clone Wars with 2008 clone personalities is perfect. The robotic, inhuman way the clones acted in the 2003 show was always disturbing to me, having seen the 2008 version first.
@Regibump372 ай бұрын
That probably was due to them being presented as more artificial soldiers for the Republic back in this era, it’s clear in the full battle they want your primary focus on Mace Windu. I've always been more of an advocate for the humanised clones we've gotten post 2008 because it shows some deeper perspectives into these identical soldiers now spreading the galaxy, so I’m 100% for seeing some Clone banta fully in 2003's style.
@user-_somenerd.2 ай бұрын
I prefer the 2003 Clones tbh, since it’s more lore accurate towards ATOC (it’s stated that regular Clones were just obedient soldiers), and Expanded Universe/Legends material as a whole (only Arc Troopers have actual will/personality).
@Darth_B2 ай бұрын
That was not 2008 personalities, it anything, that was like drunk clone from season the fives arc
@timalsept28542 ай бұрын
Same here I like the clones having personalities it made them more relatable and provided good comedy
@NiteshadeX22 ай бұрын
No way 08 sucked
@MarvelandDC3792 ай бұрын
This is canon to me.
@Gufupandi09th132 ай бұрын
It already has
@nursestoyland2 ай бұрын
So is “Your mother’s a Geonosian”
@Gufupandi09th132 ай бұрын
@@nursestoyland so is your mama a clanka
@Meatpieeater2 ай бұрын
@@Gufupandi09th13your b2 mother is so fat she was mistaken for a AAT
@Historyfrek4ever2 ай бұрын
I mean… yeah she is.
@dabatmanrulz952 ай бұрын
“Your mother’s a Geonosian” Famous last words
@Anglomachian2 ай бұрын
The truth hurts. Not as much as a giant earthquake hammer doom machine, but still.
@KazdelExpeditionaryForce2 ай бұрын
I mean…he’s technically not wrong (about the mother being a geonosian)
@IndigoEuphonium2 ай бұрын
Red vs Blue moment
@DeadMuffin462 ай бұрын
end had me laughing
@StonewallTitlow2 ай бұрын
Same bro.
@stonemanofgardnerville11622 ай бұрын
People say the inhuman clone idea was wierd and yes i do very much like 2008 clone wars banter....however in context to the og series it was the rule of cool and zero and i mean zero of you would complain about the captain fordo or the ARC boys scene but they was cool af....plus id imagine if given more seasons and the popularity at the time being...questioned you need badassery which 2003 has in treasure troves.......clones are dope in both but i got a super soft spot for those silent yet effective clones of old just so fucking cool
@sir_captainmorgan2 ай бұрын
I like the banter of the regs versus the quiet cool of the arcs, it just makes sense that the og arcs would be silent tactical killing machines
@trainknut2 ай бұрын
This… this is what was missing from the original show 😂
@jeffwolcott78152 ай бұрын
Droid: And yours is a test tube!
@hoggamer8332 ай бұрын
I like how that other clone got slapped from the B2 unit.
@spasmplayer74222 ай бұрын
Never knew this was Dantooine.
@WilhelmScreamer2 ай бұрын
It only really is said at the council meeting way earlier in the series.
@TheAmazingHoho5762 ай бұрын
It's a rhetorical question "I don't know" man!
@Nadromeda2 ай бұрын
The background music is appropriately the Dantooine battle music from Knights of the Old Republic. Nice touch.
@thelegodoctor9322 ай бұрын
Ya mother's a geonosian! 😂
@cyanimation16052 ай бұрын
separatists: oh hey, a jedi cut the walls a little bit. Let's never use this tactic ever again
@nickthepick80432 ай бұрын
Just gonna save this for later. The dialogue was so damn well-written it felt like a professional abridged parody.
@Mr.Brothybear2 ай бұрын
Today On the Hydraulic Press Channel we're gonna be crushing a bunch of Clone Troopers
@minigunkiller10722 ай бұрын
Loved the ending but where that one clone insults the clankers with a mom joke but Star Wars style XD
@blackraptor11542 ай бұрын
Damn if they went three miles south they could’ve got some lightsabers and beskar armor
@thewestisthebest66082 ай бұрын
I have it from a reliable source that’s where the secret rebel base is. No cap
@Captain23rdGaming2 ай бұрын
CT: Hey Clanker your mother is a droid! BD: And i took that personally
@TempestGhost2 ай бұрын
It’s called The Boot and this time it’s the bugs squishing you
@anticitizenokapi46342 ай бұрын
I saw Battle of Dantooine and my dumb ass thought that was referencing The Battle of Dantooine from the Yuuzhan Vong war
@tituscaesar69602 ай бұрын
Yuuzhan Vong is a deep cut. I only know what that is because when I was modding 2005 Battlefront 2, it was the default name for one additional era, and I was confused and looked it up
@anticitizenokapi46342 ай бұрын
@@tituscaesar6960 my favorite EU time period imo. NJO and YV have always had a soft spot in my heart
@tyrannicswinen1172 ай бұрын
And then they all died, The End
@nile48512 ай бұрын
I hope Screwloose (if that IS the clone's name) is still alive 🤣
@georgeofhamilton2 ай бұрын
That was actually pretty good.
@michaelandreipalon3592 ай бұрын
I don't think CWMMP clones are this personal and expressive, especially in the early months of the Clone Wars. Still... You know, those Seppers deserved to lose the war because of these one-trick pony superweapons.
@innertuber40492 ай бұрын
Man, immaculate VA and modulation
@piotrjasinski21302 ай бұрын
What a coincidence, I was re-watching the 2003 Clone wars series and suddenly RedSun uploads a fun video sketch about it
@johnnyunderhillproductions83462 ай бұрын
Wow this is actually perfect comedic dialogue cutting, great job
@JohnWright-qf1jl2 ай бұрын
Showing this to my star wars group 😂🤣😂🤣
@mandoadedhawerdaverda59662 ай бұрын
this is canon and nothing will change my mind.
@SeanCacal2 ай бұрын
Hey clanker your mother's a geonosian
@megazaracklordofdeath2 ай бұрын
Mace windo in the background hearing that whole conversation:
@ethantrudeАй бұрын
That clone got karma from that Droid😂
@Otterdisappointment2 ай бұрын
Ah the Ball Crusher droid
@waleedabdullahkhan57062 ай бұрын
The WHAT?
@GonzaloAhumadaCastro-jr5sj2 ай бұрын
1:00 LMAO that deliver was perfect ending
@didvk49812 ай бұрын
That episode was my first watched Star Wars animation When I was young
@ZelZarKi2 ай бұрын
Mmm... Soule knew how to make em.
@officerdoggy89582 ай бұрын
Clones after they got killed: You just had to say it Screwlose: Look on the bright side at least we know what that thing does
@deathtrooper90032 ай бұрын
If I am not mistaken, thats combat music from dantooine in kotor 2. Nice touch 👌
@treopl2 ай бұрын
It is actually from Kotor 1
@deathtrooper90032 ай бұрын
@@treopl so it is, I always kinda forget about fighting on Dantooine in Kotor 1 because it’s just not as memorable as kotor 2 was
@Sandvich-Studios2 ай бұрын
“I DON’T KNOW!” : Random Clone Trooper
@RC-036-Shadow2 ай бұрын
Poor poor reg….
@MisterMarin2 ай бұрын
Your thoughts dwell on your Geonosian mother!
@Justacheese2 ай бұрын
I love how the gung ho somewhat insane clone has the nickname "Screwloose."
@homelesskoopa13082 ай бұрын
Funniest shit ive seen in a hot minute
@WilhelmScreamer2 ай бұрын
I had not had a good honest out loud laugh all day, thank you for fixing that
@pharox97112 ай бұрын
This must of been the umbara for the 187th legion
@TheColombianSpartan2 ай бұрын
The clones just keep yapping lmao
@stephtros90292 ай бұрын
it felt like watching an episode but with very little frames, needs more framesssss!!!! very funni
@MatthewK1222 ай бұрын
2003 artstyle still look great, I wish Lucasfilm make another short video using this style
@valemontgomery94012 ай бұрын
Yooo, KotOR Dantooine battle music pog
@cyanimation16052 ай бұрын
I didn't even notice despite 10+ playthroughs. It just fits 2003 Clone Wars' sound that perfectly.
@spastictreefrog2 ай бұрын
Thought this vid was going to be cringe, finally watched it and pleasantly surprised. It's freaking hilarious. Especially the last part 😂
@prokagan312 ай бұрын
good kotor reference
@Gojirfan20042 ай бұрын
Ngl, the battle of Dantooine is a very interesting and unique battle shown in the 2003 clone wars micro series.
@FrogStir48842 ай бұрын
Always loved the 2003 clone wars
@Straswa2 ай бұрын
lol Yay Clone Wars micro series, nice work RedSun.
@zachlong54272 ай бұрын
I applaud! Keep it up. I grew up on this cartoon.
@twinkeyrunaway2 ай бұрын
All I'm saying is that you can't go around telling ppl your mother is a geonosian. >:(
@Kirifuki2 ай бұрын
Why didn’t the Super Battle droids say anything? It would have made it funnier if they did.
@henriquerick40202 ай бұрын
I think the silence was funnier
@TheRealKazberry2 ай бұрын
Perfect.
@randymarshislorde2 ай бұрын
Alright well that was gold and im gonna sub now, never seen you before, but you are going on my "notifications always on" list
@EzekielDeLaCroix2 ай бұрын
Daily Reminder - Clones literally only fought an enemy that was designed to lose.
@Cuban_Warlord2 ай бұрын
And still they could kick a storm trooper's ass any day of the week
@garlixbread2 ай бұрын
@@Cuban_Warlordno
@Jako30762 ай бұрын
Geonosian warriors, Umbarran Militia, Gossam Commandos, Jabiimi Nationalists, Nimbus Commandos, Harch soldiers, Trandoshan pirates, Mandalorian Protectors, Death Watch, Skakoan engineers, Neimoidian guards, Freelance Mercenary Corps, Royal Onderon Militia, Iotran Guard, Karkarodon enforcers, Kerkoidian Defense Force, Koorivar Fusilliers, Morgukai Shadow Army, Mustafarian soldiers, Quarren Isolation League, Pirates of Iridium, Zygerrian slavers, Sabaoth Squadron, Unreal City guards, The Believers, Birok's Gang, Free Dac Volunteers, Gotal Assembly for Separation, Mistryl Shadow Guard, Prophets of the Dark Side, New Plympto Resistance, Agualish technicians, the crew of the battleship Starcrusher, Viidaav Militia and Tofen's Raiders. Honorable mentions: The Jedi, other clones, early rebels, various bounty hunters (whatever the fuck is going on with Durge), dark side users, various flora and fauna from hell. Put some respect on the name please
@anthonyst-laurent5292 ай бұрын
Incorrect
@zacariasdelalcazar88732 ай бұрын
Well, they also fought the Jedi
@timalsept28542 ай бұрын
Awesome video it’s hilarious
@FJGfox2 ай бұрын
Based 2003 clone wars user
@sapphiredawn43212 ай бұрын
oh yeah the crush tank i really forget about that for a litle
@jarretthuffin2 ай бұрын
Me (black guy with purple lightsaber): muthafucka!