The Axe Murdering Teacher!

[@Simplehistory]

💀🪓Simple History jury: Do you think Lizzie Borden did it? or was it someone else? 🪓💀 (Vote in our community poll!) Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one.

[@ibraheemsuhail2063]

Simple History love your videos

[@victorvargas7927]

❤

[@redline841]

Did ya know she had a son named Joe?

[@Haroldmogerson]

Simple History plz do a vid on the Martini Henry rifle btw I love the channel please keep it up never give up

[@connorfilby5888]

mate you make the best videos, i love watching these

[@gabefuentes6162]

This guys gotta be having a blast doing these voiceovers😂

[@TheXBLExperience]

Gabe Fuentes i love his voice

[@mountaingeneral]

DontJumpKid Plays me too

[@ChrisKane-]

I absolutely loved doing this one! So much so, I will be doing more of these. 😊

[@mountaingeneral]

Chris Kane you have amaizing voice man!

[@ChrisKane-]

@@mountaingeneral Thanks mate, it's very much appreciated. 😊

[@Omar-sx6sj]

When you leave before the teacher dismissed you.

[@anthonyabate3913]

o hecc

[@JohnSmith-ki3li]

"The bell is for me not for you!"

[@tomassjurelonis6408]

Private Pyle why did u ate a jelly doughnut?

[@therealmarcher]

When you *try* to leave

[@Omar-sx6sj]

Tomass .J Sir I don’t know sir

[@stefannotchev7209]

When you said “victims” at the very beginning about the 70 year old guy, i thought you meant humans, not pigeons

[@SinLeXy]

ikr

[@landenherteux2350]

I think that was the point

[@number-cc6vm]

#relatable

[@sIurz]

I think that was the point of being the view of the Sister who loved the pigeons, she viewed them as humans

[@stefannotchev7209]

Fruity L00PS ohhhhh ok makes sense

[@cocraine]

*I feel like the maid and Lizzie Borden both did it.. Seeing that “none of them” heard anything*

[@Anino_Makata]

That has to be the most plausible. Both are the only ones within the area that had beef with the victims, and you can't exactly be within earshot of a brutal murder and *NOT* notice something.

[@cocraine]

@@Anino_Makata exactly, they most likely teamed up/ planned this together.

[@CT-Polski]

Now that you mention it, it does make lots of sense

[@papanubis4058]

true

[@twistedyogert]

@snipe69 Depends on how sharp the hatchet is.

[@The_Honcho]

“Mommy my teacher hit me with a ruler today” “Oh stop complaining, my teacher would murder us”

[@kiwi5359]

Wow

[@SamiChenFilm]

yes

[@higgs135]

Exactly my teacher once tossed a kid thru the window, they asked him why did you do such a thing. He said the kid was misbehaving

[@American_2]

I wish my hot teacher would spank me

[@Man1503go.]

666 likes

[@bilaloguz1098]

"She must have played hundreds of games!" -The Media

[@gdshockedgd2351]

Lol

[@van-6947]

she definitely played Fortnite or maybe cod

[@impossiblyridiculous9267]

B R U H R U H

[@Matty18795]

Yeah too much stick and hoop.

[@Theakritas_]

@ObjectivelyInoffensiveUsername *hE PlAyEd mIneCrAft, iT iS A vEry vIolEnT gAme!!!!!1111!1!!1!1!1*

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Florida man: *Grabs an alligator to fight the axe wielding teacher with*

[@diegoandrade467]

Everywhere I look.......... I see your face

[@WingMaster562]

@@diegoandrade467 ever think that perhaps youtube has an algorithm for what comments are to be shown, much like a recommended video?

[@yeehaw7286]

Florida man: COME BACK HERE YOU AXE MURDER'IN LADY

[@alvarolanza595]

As a Floridian I can confirm this my neighbor did a prank where he rode an alligator at people when they passed by like when walking their dogs he went to jail for animal cruelty the other charges were dropped on a plea deal he was also evicted

[@Man-kk3bn]

Why every video I watch you commented!

[@idioticpotatoes9497]

"tHe AxE mUrDeRiNg TeAcHeR" Also lizzie's uncle looks like Abraham Lincoln

[@samblamjam]

Hmmmmmmmmm potatoes!

[@hagumo8371]

Idiotic Potatoes true

[@mapuiikhawlhring7773]

Bruh

[@ayanjk1048]

Y

[@marymccabe1196]

please ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiooooooooooooiiiioooooooooooii like my singing? 🎤

[@notasovietspytrustme4392]

“Can we ask you some questions Ma’am?” “I don’t know can you?”

[@Pigninjius]

Well, I just did. Now MAY I use the bathroom?

[@Titus_Macedonicus]

May we ask you some questions ma’am?😅😅😅

[@rheas.abellarmainaccount4253]

I bet the punishment was that she had to write "I will not kill people anymore" 10,000 times

[@crocop6873]

“Sorry, I have a boyfriend”

[@Koldelaar437]

Oh god 666 likes

[@camthedestroyer1490]

I heard “children” instead of “pigeons” and thought “HE TURNED THEM INTO PIES AND THEY THINK IT’S NORMAL!?!?!”

[@a-tech5452]

Oh, turning people into pies is not normal? I am a very weird person.

[@mybirdiswierd5307]

*sweeny todd laughs in the distance*

[@ronaldsit]

@@a-tech5452 r/cursedcomments

[@gremlin23_youtube]

@@ronaldsit Nice, you have reddit?

[@reginodelacruz8344]

@@a-tech5452 what about Pewdiepie

[@christofferjespersen8278]

The axe murdering teacher sounds like a title for a 80s low budget horror drama movie

[@happywarrior736]

You mean Heeeres johny!

[@AtomicBlastPony]

A teacher who murders axes

[@FlexBeanbag]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJ7GaoF8m82rbZY

[@suzannewalsh3341]

SLASHERRR

[@Dersephh]

@@FlexBeanbag not gonna press that till someone say what is it

[@犬の大将]

I'm convinced it was Lizzie. That has to do with the number of wounds the stepmother sustained. Stabbing someone repeatedly is hard enough, but to do it using a heavy axe is means that the unsub had both the will and the rage to kill the stepmother. Especially when you consider that the stepmother was hacked 17 times with what appeared to be excessive force. Most criminal profiler's would classify that as overkill or the unsub was prone to psychotic outburst. Lizzie does fit that profile. The fact that she didn't kill again suggested me that she was a lot smarter than one would expect. Instead of taking her rage out on surrogates; she took it out of the source. Once the source of her rage was removed; she had no reason to kill again.

[@Fan-zx1lz]

Maybe this could true. Your theory makes Sense.

[@dakota8189]

That and the dress. I guess they're was no trash service in this days though.

[@Phantomthefootballplayer]

​​​@dootmcgroot9570but he ain't lying tho

[@losersrise1912]

Lizzie: “I’m going to do what’s called a pro gamer move”

[@cindybusch4404]

kzbin.info/door/4DmIylcXEbvhBTuV2gi6PQ?view_as

[@mozart7074]

hei dude did u check the link she gave?

[@losersrise1912]

Yeah

[@NoobBLOX]

Lmao

[@postreroleumell.5082]

That killstreak is unbreakable

[@ryvikun4325]

This murder story sounds like Sherlock Holmes thing

[@SamiChenFilm]

y e s

[@xmonsterkitkat]

n O s H i T

[@JonatasAdoM]

@@xmonsterkitkat Watson

[@mango9602]

Nah it’s the definition of Duolingo

[@PennyDreadful1]

It fits the time period yes...

[@thatunknowndoot]

“So who murdered them? The suspects are as follows...” *ad plays* “Our beloved Danny, out first born son”

[@aidan4793]

That one Dude. I got that ad to lol

[@Joseph_417]

I’ve seen that ad SO MANY TIMES

[@jesstinestavillo4359]

I didn’t

[@kiwi5359]

I got one about turtles and frogs food

[@migueldeart8379]

mine said jolibee xD

[@Iris_n_Parti]

10:04 "Could be a relative..." *Shows someone who looks a bit like Abraham Lincoln*

[@greg1156]

Her students didn’t do the homework

[@fatkid66]

Clearly

[@liosha]

She’s my mum i-I mean mom yes I’m murican

[@greg1156]

Ok

[@anthonyabate3913]

xxxxxxDDDDDD

[@niksin9941]

@@spearmint1570 ?

[@light-ninja3009]

Why do these male relatives look like Abraham Lincoln

[@kermitthefrog7425]

Ikr

[@kameradin8964]

Because they're clones of Abraham Lincoln wait to reclaim the white house

[@that1electrician]

@@kameradin8964 good one, Not Hitler. Very funny.

[@theMoerster]

Because Lincoln was never actually murdered. He was attempting to live quietly in Massachusetts but Mr Borden found out and threatened to out him. So the REAL murderer of the Bordens was Abraham Lincoln himself! All that time he spent in his youth splitting rails with an axe really paid off here. As is usually the case in this world...the truth was found in KZbin comments.

[@light-ninja3009]

@@theMoerster lol

[@R3GARnator]

It's amazing how many people commented on the video without having watched it.

[@nono-kr7um]

Example?

[@cannonball666]

@no no. Like "The Old One" posting the Lizzy Borden rhyme like he was being original and all the idiots who gave it a like because they didn't watch the end of the video where it was recited by the narrator.

[@cannonball666]

@R3GARnator. Because of short attention spans, laziness, apathy for history, but quick to comment in hopes of getting some likes for that dopamine rush.

[@justinvaughn2277]

@@nono-kr7um To paraphrase a bunch of people: "If I didn't do [insert student thing] then the teacher did this" They basically said things like this but in meme format because they're lazy ding dongs who didn't watch the video to find out if she killed students

[@djbred18]

no no or all the people talking about a teacher killing their students

[@owo8777]

1892: axe murdering teacher 2020: axe murdering student

[@happyalltheday2275]

Also Shotgun murdering Student! But there is no Shotgun murdering Teacher

[@broccolinyu911]

Im afraid I haven't heard. what do I Google?

[@floweytheflower4869]

2021: horror sans.

[@MSARCTICEDGE]

2022: cats 2

[@Sr_ECO]

How ironic i got an axe in 2020

[@eklipze7520]

Simple History: “Finding her innocent” Also Simple History: “Axe-Murdering Teacher”

[@eklipze7520]

@@AranDan0s Be that as it may, I stand by the rule that states "Innocent before proven guilty"

[@hiriam73]

666 likes

[@maxsenpai5107]

@@edwardsheeran9220 Yeah, I thought she is gonna murder her own students.

[@srtaylor1911]

Once again, leave it to 12 rocks in a box to fail to convict a murdering psychopath.

[@yelyharmony2047]

@@eklipze7520 until*

[@alexanderluc9395]

Police: how many people have you killed? Lizzie: Yes Police: ok let her go...

[@affandiesheriff8946]

How many yes is?

[@faruklugavic579]

I think yes is seven or twenty four i dont know

[@xfroggii]

Affandie Sheriff It means yes

[@KSBN-CCB]

@@affandiesheriff8946 r/wooosh

[@namoa8202]

We have like 10 minutes until the first person finishes the video

[@adhdasdfroflxd123]

Can we make it 40 minutes?

[@build2270]

@@adhdasdfroflxd123 can we make it 45?!?!!!?!?!???!?

[@build2270]

@@MoleRat1-vh5vv CAN WE MAKE IT 70 MINUTES?!?!!!

[@build2270]

@@MoleRat1-vh5vv CAN WE MAKE IT GAY?!!?!!?!?!!!????!??!

[@niggabatsilva2779]

Lmao

[@PuffyNutty]

Simple history: So who murdered them? The suspects are as followed Advertisement: Spicy chicken egg roll

[@coronaman-9478]

EGG ROLL DID IT

[@streamer9970]

I got "how to make any girl think about you non-stop"

[@cabreeziest1038]

Pizza night.. very suspicio

[@cheesemancomics]

Mine was invisible braces

[@The_Mad_Regent]

I got Mentos Gum and BitLife.

[@kyledunn6853]

Everyone in New England knows about Lizzie Borden. I know because I'm in Central Massachusetts, not far from Fall River. Would love to see if Rob Zombie, who's from Haverhill, Massachusetts, do a film about this.

[@invidofinp1828]

@@thylaggyone4513 baaston

[@TheXBLExperience]

I live in Boston myself cool to see them doing a Video about something in our State

[@AdamMarashio]

I live in the small town over in Fairhaven... Been through Fall River many times... This story has been brought up a few times before, yet I didn't know much about it.

[@basedimperialism]

I live in East Longmeadow, and I hate to say that I'vee never heard of Lizzie...

[@Btk4813]

Lol I'm from the cape and would definitely pay money to see that , after i take the tour of the Borden house for the 3rs time

[@clamsandwich6373]

The hash slinging, the dash pinging, the rash ringing... THE AXE KILLING SLASHER!

[@sneeki8082]

aaaandddd a sabaton song

[@jaketamayao5110]

i see what u did there 😁

[@petrjaksik4888]

..did someone said.......SABATON

[@gaming826]

Spongebob referrence😂

[@Tokuijin]

Basically, this was like the OJ Simpson trial of the 19th century.

[@cannonball666]

Except there was more evidence to convict OJ.

[@rednation149]

Tokuijin or like Jack the Ripper of England where he killed several women

[@lightningfletch5598]

Red Nation Well not really because in Jack the Ripper’s case the identity of the murder suspect has never been confirmed whereas here we know who the murder suspect is without a doubt. Now whether Lizzy Borden is guilty of the murders or not is another question.

[@that1electrician]

@@cannonball666 ojs son was the killer

[@cannonball666]

People forget quickly and conveniently that OJ was found guilty---in civil court.

[@yachtman87]

Teacher: *murders people w/ axe* Maxwell: “Are you challenging me?”

[@biscuitdoggo9205]

Violet : are y'all challenging me? Doge : is everyone challenging me?

[@Hssj19]

Maxwells silver hammer 😅

[@chinchillamaster2639]

Well it was a hammer, close enough though!

[@LostSpaceGuy]

This reminds me of the ghost adventure episode called “Axe Murderer”

[@Zan_Gobec]

Yes me too but axe murder house was diferent episode this one was also on ghost adventures but it was called diferent i think its from england and its one of the most famous hounted houses there but i dont remember this episode was long ago.

[@Glizzlord]

It’s in Massachusetts

[@ConHtm]

I watched it on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Amazing show and they're hilarious.

[@Vampy_Rhombus5006]

Who else got “Chills” vibes from the background music?

[@enterprism5298]

If you're generous enough to hit the like button then thank you

[@flawer1316]

Is that a pun

[@Tokito935]

No

[@ubermenschsuperiority4970]

@@enterprism5298 not many people get your reference besides me 😂👌🏻

[@dudeman4514]

@@ubermenschsuperiority4970 m8 ur not alone

[@castle209]

Imagine knowing she was a murderer and she asks you to stay after class.

[@jamesmanning6413]

At this point I'd stay

[@JunjieZ_]

Nikolai Solonik nah fam I’m out

[@PickSixCentral]

🦌🦌

[@RoronoaZoro-co9uj]

@@JunjieZ_ I agree kakayoin

[@rabbid3433]

@@PickSixCentral ok mate.

[@av3nt4dor8]

“So who killed them” “the suspect are as follows” ad plays *I JUST KEEP DYING EVERY TIME*

[@brentmatthewc.hipolito4358]

I love how he narrates the whole thing like it was an investigation-drama kind of show. Throwing speculations into the air and adding mystery to it. Great job as always, Simple History. also, I'm disappointed by the lack of Axe puns.

[@baseballguy3741]

You wouldn’t wanna make an axe of the victims they would get mad and axe you to stop

[@AfricanGrey101]

@@baseballguy3741 may I axe you to stop doing these puns

[@baseballguy3741]

@@AfricanGrey101 I adze you to stop complaining

[@undefying8011]

@@baseballguy3741 axe-ept it and just stop making puns. Please.

[@baseballguy3741]

@@undefying8011 Hey can you hatchet more nicely then maybe I’ll axecept

[@REEEPROGRAM]

"Ok kids, let's learn about subtraction" **GRABS AXE**

[@deg2272]

“Now little Timmy, what is 4 limbs minus the whole body?” *Proceeds to hack off Timmy’s limbs* “A vegetable!”

[@HydraHolden]

Church Sunday school and they’re reading through the book of numbers *numbers of body parts that is*

[@adamburetta547]

Let's learn how to not use a axe

[@zillentdelta1339]

Whats 1 neck Minus 2 Shoulders?

[@a-tech5452]

What is 26 children minus 8 children?

[@semirechicus5362]

me: considers about being a teacher as my occupation Simple History:

[@ryerye5855]

Same story

[@theredspirit2090]

Don’t be a teacher it’s low pay for working 10+ hours a day even on weekends

[@fecking_weirdo]

@@Fendermaister koskenkorva :D

[@happywolf6804]

I promise I’m not a computer ha ha What’s your name ha ha

[@Jose-xh5qb]

@@theredspirit2090 Teachers are well-paid in Finland, I've heard.

[@YourLocalKidnapper]

‘Reads title* Me: The axe murdering teacher. He murder axes?

[@Gerraint]

He must've some horrible experience with axes

[@justuraveragecunt9005]

Thought the same thing

[@ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69]

RIP Axe

[@RE-zl7sy]

@@ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69 no not he axe):

[@YourLocalKidnapper]

Isaac Silat, probably he’ll since they’ve killed a lot of people, animals and trees (and other things like cars too) 😌

[@jaimesilva4483]

Hey can you make a video about the Battle of the Alamo? We would really appreciate it thank you.

[@JohnnyZMunoz]

Pretty sure they already have one

[@rc59191]

@@JohnnyZMunoz No that's Feature History that does.

[@angelb8317]

The fact that I live less than 15 minutes away from the Borden house is definitely comforting

[@blerimkuqo3321]

Liat

[@blerimkuqo3321]

Liar

[@blerimkuqo3321]

Liar 🤥

[@Brandon_J]

@@blerimkuqo3321 Theres an edit button.

[@noobatthetower8747]

@@blerimkuqo3321 why did you say liar 2 times there's a ediit button just click the 3 dots

[@MoonLight-eg7yn]

“The axe murdering teacher” The crazy kid: *throws a chair into the face to the teacher

[@theworldisfine7563]

This is the real murder mystery 2

[@_bearer_]

From roblox?

[@doomshroom8166]

@J Silva lol

[@Hssj19]

me seen the comment: RONALDOOOOOOOO

[@catvs7529]

They investigated this place on Ghost Adventures.

[@catvs7529]

@@kidz4p509 great show.

[@jeffkeatonsora9726]

I feel i was listening to mr nightmare This was awesome You guys should start doing a horror stories playlist, maybe from historic events or normal horror stories that people tell on the internet

[@rednation149]

Jeff keaton good idea I would love to listen or watch that video

[@user-ri5oc5rw5b]

@@rednation149 you again

[@rednation149]

NationlistAruba 115 you as well eh......so have you heard about how Jack the Ripper was the first

[@jakeadams7698]

Judge: You’re still gonna get 35 years. Tekashi 69: I know who killed those people...

[@BoogalooBoy]

I know who lost all them guns in the "boating accident"

[@Mrkabrat]

Ok, can someone explain me the Tekashi 69 snitch memes? I havent been following the events

[@Jim-lg8sf]

Mrkabrat Tekashi 69 is boutta go to jail but if he snitches he can have less jail time

[@Mrkabrat]

@@Jim-lg8sf I see, thanks for filling me in. But dont snitches get stitches?

[@littlejimmy8744]

@@Mrkabrat depends do jails, prisons are full of snitches trying to reduce there time.

[@powerfulfork3437]

My mom's real name: *The belt murdering low-grades-hater*

[@spotty6592]

Shouldn’t that be the father?

[@niiofthekolibros7413]

@@spotty6592 why not both

[@jani4460]

Definitely a mother. 😂 My father never bothered about grades. I would say he didn't even care.

[@leowcheewai8053]

@@jani4460 chinese dads are the same lol

[@RestoringIndia]

@@leowcheewai8053 do they know kung-fu?

[@2se757]

"The bell does not dismiss you, I DO!" *chops off student's head*

[@cathymilner744]

Lol thats how it seems

[@edenli6421]

Please watch the video before commenting

[@ApersonIguess-rb6fu]

My guess you didn't watch the video

[@AcidicTaco]

Here is a much more American version The bell doesn’t dismiss you, the glock does

[@ApersonIguess-rb6fu]

@@AcidicTaco I see you like American stereotypes

[@Thechurchpunk1]

I was in the middle of griping at a student in class and then this appeared in my notifications....oh no

[@justinvaughn2277]

She doesn't kill her students

[@blitz8260]

Hold up

[@Rosligemini]

Roberts got a quick hand

[@justinvaughn2277]

​@@Rosligemini That's a song about a student fantasizing about killing students/kids, not a teacher. Also, the teacher doesn't kill her students.

[@Natedawg-fq6dc]

The clock doesn't dismiss you, the glock does

[@thedanster11]

NateDawg 1776 this should have more likes I fucking died bruh😂

[@FufuMonkey]

@@thedanster11 it doesnt have that many likes cuz he stole the joke from someone else but yeah i did the same thing when I first saw it

[@i3lazz]

~ American schools

[@meatshield7206]

Unappreciated comment

[@Natedawg-fq6dc]

@@FufuMonkey shhhhhh

[@totallyfrozen]

This is the most backstory I’ve ever heard on this crime. Thanks! 👍🏻

[@justicestewart5692]

I was hoping for the rhyme the whole time! My 7th grade “creative writing” teacher spent like a week on this story. I remember her being pretty “pro Lizzie did it” and didn’t cover the immigrant or like 2 of the other theories. Glad I can watch this channel.

[@isaiahraines122]

The neighborhood called “The Hill” is actually called the Highlands. To this day only the rich live there. Also, whether Lizzie killed her parents or not, we’ve all come to the conclusion that she did😂

[@alockworkorange7296]

Deffintly i grew up with every1 singing the nursery rhyme "lizzy borden took an ax she gave her mother 40 wacks when she saw what she had done she gave her farther 41"

[@demonjmh]

It was obviously her the story was way too cliche.. she's on open farm land hears a strange noise but didn't see anyone running away even though they'd of had nowhere to go

[@SatumainenOlento]

Yeah, she just lost it with her step-mum. Maid found it out and they made a plan and a deal. Then she waited for her dad to come home and did him. And it was not really a choice for a maid if Lizzie was standing there with bloody hatchet on her hand and offering money to her.

[@diegoandrade467]

I like these types of videos, long, detailed, and just creepy enough, brilliant.

[@f07x99]

I used to live here and have visited that house! You can visit it today and even pay to sleep there if my memory is correct. Everything inside is kept exactly how it was when they lived there.

[@sebastiaocamarinhas194]

Me, a Portuguese: "God Damn, these Americans are ruthless! They are always killing each other, we would never- Video: 11:52 Me: Oh damn...

[@Foxinghton]

Hm yes. Funny how nature do that

[@scaredykat2647]

I'm also Portuguese.

[@aderik4m.245]

It depends on the person and the amount of law enforcement.

[@aderik4m.245]

@Kyogre I also come from Germany.

[@neoknight9180]

Kyogre en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_serial_killers

[@blessingsogbetun7007]

Son: the teacher said she's going to kill me Father: she's joking Son doesn't come home Father: (^_^)

[@justinvaughn2277]

You should really watch the video before actually commenting so you don't sound dumb

[@krazzyphantom131]

Justin Vaughn it was supposed to be a joke chill

[@justinvaughn2277]

@@krazzyphantom131 It's contextually oblivious

[@blessingsogbetun7007]

@@justinvaughn2277 can you actually look at any other comments and piss off thanks

[@triwi322]

*Insert: "Why are you booing me I'm right" meme*

[@Bruh-cp8kj]

“Our next lesson, how and where to hide the remains of a body”.

[@nahbro5366]

This is a cursed comment

[@williamnoveroske8584]

Let me demonstrate Billy plz come to the front of the class

[@Pigninjius]

Finally, a lesson I can use in the real world, not that I would, heheh.

[@nahbro5366]

@@Pigninjius your profile picture is beautiful

[@Pigninjius]

Soviet Land It’s a stupid drawing I drew when I was 10. For some reason I’ve always had it as my pfp. Kinda became my identity really, which probably explains why I never changed it.

[@stanleybik1657]

*The teacher seriously, literally* *axed* *the kids a question*

[@BwBandit446]

This joke sucks

[@stanleybik1657]

@@BwBandit446 and so does your opinion. First of all, sorry for saying that your opinion sucks because it wasn't meant to even be funny and second of all, I didn't even try making this "joke" funny.

[@rocketlime8761]

@@stanleybik1657 woah woah, calm down there karen

[@absolutebonkers9735]

That exclamation mark at the end of the title made it twice as scarier O_o

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

oOooOOOh nOOoOoo an ExLamAaAtIiOn mAaAarRrk!!! iiitTTss sOOO eDucAAAtiOnaaAAAALLL!!!

[@moon_raven0495]

Everyone: students are killers Lizzie: absurd

[@kameradin8964]

Lizzie:well why don't we kill them first

[@moon_raven0495]

Great idea

[@federalcasemaker]

Lizzie: well actually-

[@seand.g423]

Everyone else: "oh well... 'thoughts and prayers...'"

[@milesdodson3510]

Is everyone saying that? That's not right... Literally everyone aged 5 to 21 is probably a student, and everyone means well, the whole planet.

[@conradhansen6180]

Combined with your voice, music, and the topic, these videos give me the willies.

[@Marasma]

You could have said chills and people wouldn't think this video gives you dongs

[@vignesham4030]

One question is how accurate was the time of death? I think with inconsistent methods that was used then, there could be varying times and thus alibis have to disregarded.

[@crybooii2389]

0:24 is it just me or he's kinda look alike to Lincoln.

[@BrickSimon2007]

yep

[@goyonman9655]

not just you

[@Maria00900]

Yes he does

[@harisundaresh3711]

Lol

[@anomaly395]

I thought that at first lol

[@riose8065]

Ah, I remember watching something about this, and my friend also read a book about her. I just didn't remember her name. I remember my friend was disturbed by the back of the book saying, "Lizzie Borden took an axe, And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."

[@matthewfilter7586]

Lol my mother taught me that ryme when I was a little boy.

[@DecibiderGames]

That means she has killed 41 people

[@matthewsquires8387]

It's likely that for nothing to be heared by anyone the first blows would be to the head at least getting the victim unconscious first

[@Austrian_Butcher]

10:04 Oh no, it's Abe Lincoln!

[@mikaneous1140]

Good Thing he wasn't Murdered by- Wait... THATS ABRAHAM LINCOLN THE 2ND!

[@ghandithesupremeleader9740]

Lol

[@varangianguard7102]

in 1890s? hmmmm

[@Austrian_Butcher]

@@varangianguard7102 People say we Germans have no humor...

[@nomnomxddd8157]

@@Austrian_Butcher because Germans have "hümör"

[@alyssakeo7800]

I watched this on Buzzfeed Unsolved, the moment I heard “Borden” I somewhat yelled “THE BORDEN”... Mmmm

[@PrestonGarvey-]

When you have to rewatch the start to realize that father killed her pigeons.

[@JustinY.]

It's all fun and games until your teacher whips out his student murdering axe

[@cornsyrup9947]

^ππ=™™

[@poke6013]

Plip

[@bwu45]

really though

[@Z1VA]

Keks

[@barlb0se301]

Hello Justin

[@spookysenpai7642]

Girl: Did she do it? Thanos: Yes. Girl: What did it cost? Thanos: Everything.

[@Sbflls]

StarFighter Studios I don’t know what this has to do with the video

[@spookysenpai7642]

@@Sbflls I'm just joking. Dude.

[@Sbflls]

StarFighter Studios yes I just realize that I’m sorry

[@siyacer]

@@spookysenpai7642 What does your joke have to do with the video?

[@shlak]

You are just joking, but your joke doesnt make any sense, is derivative, overused, unoriginal, creative, and most importantly unfunny/

[@Ro6entX]

My mom is big into family tree stuff, and few years ago found out we are related to Lizzie. As for the question, yeah I believe she did it.

[@joeyphaahla]

Oh

[@sweatjay123]

Wtf

[@sweatjay123]

Liar lizzie and her sister never married

[@electropoopoo1453]

3:05 Saint Denis officer is that you?

[@hey.itskyrie1405]

That's what I thought

[@matthewsquires8387]

From all over the place, from valentine to San Denis

[@JohnnyReb]

Nope blackwater cops lol

[@comradebear2095]

$300 Bounty flashback

[@bearium208]

More like Blackwater!🤠🤠🤠

[@matalatta724]

21st century protesters: “Guns are the reason for all mass killings at school!” 19th century Lizzie: “Hold my axe”

[@pleasuredlemon6682]

18th*

[@matalatta724]

Nah technically 1800-1899 is the 19th century 18th century is 1700-1799

[@pleasuredlemon6682]

@@matalatta724 ... explain. Also dont like your own comment please

[@matalatta724]

We live in the 21st century which is 2000-2099 and I didn’t like my own comment

[@thelonegunman2622]

holy Kermit I liked his comment

[@PugilistCactus]

"Guns are evil, gotta take away guns!" Uses hatchet....

[@within_a_doubt7421]

Pornopirat easy there Michael Myers

[@missouribushwhacker9449]

@@wilhelm2462 yeah most are killed by hammers in the USA

[@PugilistCactus]

@@wilhelm2462 blunt objects and sharp ones yes. Guns are expensive and not used as often as people think.

[@hondaxl250k0]

Guess we gotta ban assult hatchets ...

[@theoaky8924]

BAN ALL THE THINGS!!!

[@astora8768]

I've been watching you guy's creepy story videos for 2 hours now and it's 12 am I'm not gonna have a fun sleep tonight

[@intensifiedjay69]

me too😭😭

[@DESIBOY-fe7nm]

5:23 anyone heard the heartbeats?

[@Winslox]

I did

[@DESIBOY-fe7nm]

@@Winslox did that scared you?

[@dietsnapplebtw5453]

“How many people have you killed?” “How many breads have you eaten in your life?”

[@FluffyYeen05]

"LIZZEEEEE!"

[@saulmoment4008]

DIOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@snirt1259]

DIOOOOOOOOO

[@tkid_-gaming9529]

I have eaten wait is this a weeb joke

[@pathfindermrvn7716]

Wrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy

[@Starfals]

This is better than those TV shows about solving crimes ;p

[@RoachMcToast]

“Frugal” people need to start being real and use the word cheap.

[@codyarcher3263]

Except they have very diffrent meanings. Frugal is being smart with your money in a good way. Being cheap means cutting corners in a sometimes dangerous manner

[@bofisis4923]

Mmmmmmmh yes. ENGLISH...

[@Chriscraft-ug3sz]

Me : *reads title* Also me: “???”

[@rau1488]

5:27 wait wait wait. How did they get the skulls out? Did they just decapitate them and started "peeling" them?

[@sweetricecakeman8582]

Ew..

[@Mrkabrat]

Maybe boiling them and then cleaning any remaining meat off

[@herrgodfrey9563]

I like the direction SH is taking! I love the historical interpretations of wars but seeing other historical events is refreshing!

[@FraserKM]

I'm shivering while watching this at night

[@-Faris-]

*”28 Stab wounds! You didn’t even leave them a chance, HUH?”*

[@michaelmacek9433]

Are we talking about Massachusetts or Christian county Il,the butt end of a 1980s Johnny Carson joke?

[@pinheadtheyumenikkifananti6969]

@@michaelmacek9433 no, it's what a character said in Detroit become human

[@Captain23rdGaming]

I remember that there was another Teacher that i know who was a Murder! But all he wanted was a quiet life

[@bdondino7743]

Kira was a department store office worker, not a teacher

[@beyondlimit99]

Yare Yare Daze

[@Captain23rdGaming]

@Bdon Dino I thought that he had mentioned that he was an Art teacher 🤔

[@Captain23rdGaming]

@Move A Rock Jojo's Bizzare Adventure part 4 Diamonds are unbreakable

[@Ecstaxiety]

What a beautiful *Duwang*

[@randallvalderrama2332]

"Lets do a Math Problem" *Grabs Axe* Students : Aight, We're gonna head out

[@dailydogs31]

The teacher should have said now let's really get down to subtraction

[@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151]

Axe plus axe equals…

[@PostTraumaticSwagDisorder]

Haha "head out"

[@meyr1992]

What does 20 students + 1 axe with malicious intent equals?

[@randallvalderrama2332]

@@PostTraumaticSwagDisorder literal head out💀💀

[@animasuper1343]

lizzie: any questions? student: yes, uh- lizzie: (gets the axe)

[@MinZilla]

Nobody: This teacher: * kills axes *

[@josephjoestar5006]

Lol so underrated

[@mccaylawhite8900]

Best comment lmao

[@phiasolessa415]

*Ah yes I always wake up and eat my knives*

[@Pringlecan84]

When I saw the dead father it reminded me of a video I watched and it was similar and I was like no way it can’t be same one and the it showed the lady by the bed and I was like.... ok this is it

[@mikeymikey4186]

0:10 Listen to the background music... What does it remimd you of? That's right... *Number 15* *BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE*

[@toddhoward3846]

A recent post on 4chan...

[@VCHERA]

This reminds me of disc 11 from minecraft

[@Pigninjius]

The last thing you want in your school is a murderer, but as it turns out, that might be what you gaet. A 4channer posted an image anonymously to this site with the words “this is my teacher from my school”. Admittedly, she used a hatchet instead of a knife, but that’s even worse.

[@chrisidoo]

*"NuMbEr FiFtEeN.."*

[@williamhomschek3193]

6:39 I think it was the maid really in her testimony "I WAS CLEANING THE OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE" when before the

[@Haru-wu4tb]

????

[@Gerraint]

Finish your sentence God dammit

[@carlito4785]

He was murdered before he could finish

[@EvoDreams8]

Dude he got killed before he could complete his sentence whoever is behind this truly dont want us to kn o ..

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

"I swear to god...If I get one more paper that confuses 'affect' with 'effect'..."

[@lauvinqq5605]

*"The bell doesnt dismiss you the axe does"*

[@Mr_Exactly]

Teacher: *kills axe* Me: wait a minute!

[@mr.oddlyfox6934]

Your narration was exceptional with this topic! Great video! #simplehistory

[@dontsearchdocumentingreali9621]

Can you do a battle of Singapore (1942.)

[@Z1VA]

Illyria is Albania.

[@dontsearchdocumentingreali9621]

Z1VA yes Great Illyria

[@theredrobin9402]

Yes! 🇸🇬

[@chin6743]

It is in 1942

[@dontsearchdocumentingreali9621]

kindultranoob oh i thought it was in 1941.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Something similar happened along the DMZ but the victims were US officers (caused by North Koreans) trying to chop down a poplar tree. They launched Operation Paul Bunyan to safely cut down the tree and intimidate the North

[@brantleyhester6641]

I see you commenting on every channel I watch

[@CancerGaming56]

@@brantleyhester6641 Same

[@CrossMercy88]

What was the u.s respones to that?

[@scarleteyes4418]

@@CrossMercy88 They launched Operation Paul Bunyan to safely cut down the tree and intimidate the North

[@khalee95]

@@CrossMercy88 nothing. Since they didn't want to escalate it more.

[@AdamMarashio]

Oh my God, when he said fall river my spine shivered... I literally live right near there.😂

[@snowshower4415]

Lizzie Borden had an axe Gave her mother forty wacks When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty one. ^ I learned that through Unsolved BuzzFeed.

[@TheFakeyCakeMaker]

I learnt it by watching until the end..

[@austinpruitt4165]

I learned it from school

[@christopherbonanno1120]

I learned that in the 1970s

[@snowshower4415]

@@christopherbonanno1120 damn, you're probably much older than I am. Im fourteen lol

[@unusuallyasian4070]

Oh! I saw this story in buzzfeed unsolved, its scared me because there was real people as images and this video is much more manageable because its animated. And i heard “borden” and thought “man that sounds familiar”

[@MrRSCNL]

That “dozens or so” ruins the dark voice

[@SilverGamingFI]

Chop chop time!

[@smileface1618]

Chip chop

[@affem7990]

Chop chip

[@aleksandarvil5718]

⛏️🔨⛏️

[@ilari8836]

chip chip

[@milkhandler861]

How do you “murder an axe”