The Europeans: _NOOooOo the Aztecs can't win, our technology is superior! We have metal armour and gunpowder!_ Also the Europeans: 20:14
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
Haha! I honestly spat out my morning coffee in disbelief when witnessing this first hand!
@Vladmontes76192 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@gallegosm10002 жыл бұрын
I had to rewind that moment, because at first I was like.. did that just really happen
@ДавидТахмазян-щ1м2 жыл бұрын
Canonguy "sir why are you standing infront of canon?" General "I want to fly on a canonball to the enemy!" Canonguy "but sir it's imposi-" General "DO IT OR I'LL DO IT MYSELF!" One secon later: 20:15
@balintvasvari75732 жыл бұрын
@@ДавидТахмазян-щ1м real Munchausen hours
@emixam69472 жыл бұрын
The amount of Jaguars that these guys had to skin to make this army...
@aymanelkadouri82352 жыл бұрын
Latest news local jaguar breeders are saying the prices are gonna increase due to large demand
@indrickboreale73812 жыл бұрын
They must had jaguar breeders in Portugal
@saguntum-iberian-greekkons70142 жыл бұрын
The aztecs would had extinct the animals by using their skins
@satyakisil97112 жыл бұрын
They could've skinned lynx as well, you never know.
@capscaps042 жыл бұрын
So far I know, it is armor painted as jaguar.
@Sigmar_Heldenhammer2 жыл бұрын
Aztecs *arrive in Europe* Also the Aztecs: "have you ever heard of our lord and savior, Huitzilopochtli?"
@comradekenobi69082 жыл бұрын
“We can’t even pronounce the name.” “You will.”
@toddhughes28592 жыл бұрын
"Give your heart to Huitzilopochtli..." *draws out sacrificial knife*
@hernandogaribaldi86272 жыл бұрын
Also the Aztecs: "BLOOD FOR THE SUN GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL RACKS"
@eugeneflores61532 жыл бұрын
No, but have you heard "plague?!"
@phoebe31222 жыл бұрын
Have you heard bonkings?
@rjakobi2 жыл бұрын
"Captain Cortez, strange warriors are at the gates!" "Is it the Moors?" "No. Looks like...furries." "Furries?" "Furries with clubs and catapults." "Dios mio..."
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
*Aztec Death Whistle INTENSIFIES!*
@eduardochiscuet31462 жыл бұрын
Dios mío 🙏
@doopdoopdopdop74242 жыл бұрын
Don’t you diss the Jaguar Knights like that boi!
@lionelhutz51372 жыл бұрын
And weeaboo cavalry
@melonmusk89242 жыл бұрын
It's not a furry if they wear a dead animal killed by their own hand.
@frederickstabell37962 жыл бұрын
I love how even with a faction that lacks gunpowder so no cannon montage, Pilps still manages to blow up the enemy general with artillery.
@joshscuttlemuffins53482 жыл бұрын
The Aztec empire has become the strongest faction Europe: "Who?" Massive Aztec fleet shows up Europe: "Oh, them"
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
CHANTING INTENSIFIES!
@lore25872 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps the sungod is with us
@elpsykoongro53792 жыл бұрын
Ck2 sunset invasión be like
@noahconnors80012 жыл бұрын
The return of the Sea Peoples
@VarangianGuard132 жыл бұрын
@@noahconnors8001 The Sea Peoples... (was waiting for that)
@elijahkilian36462 жыл бұрын
this game doesn't take into account that after a bit the Aztecs would have DEFINETLY started using the steel weapons and armor they were taking off the bodies of their enemies...that is a frightening prospect
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
That would of been insane to see them using armour too
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus2 жыл бұрын
Why they never got metal working in the tech tree is beyond me
@wilmagregg31312 жыл бұрын
i mean if the Zulus did it then so should have the aztecs if given a chance they likely could have at least held out as long as the incas did if they hadnt welcomed them in to there capital like they did in our history.
@celdur46352 жыл бұрын
@@wilmagregg3131 In both cases the overwhelming majority of the "Spanish troops" where enemies of the Aztecs / Inca. In the case of the Inca on top of that, the previously losing faction in the civil war allied with the Spanish. And yes, they used iron weapons very quickly. The Inca already used metal weapons along with stone, the Aztecs used obsidian. Its good to remember that the Inca was 2.5 million km2 empire, while the Aztecs where 1 city + 2 allied cities.
@PuppetierMaster2 жыл бұрын
it goes against their God the Sun, such evil must be sacrificed
@RandomGuy-xr6ll2 жыл бұрын
Just imagine being a random Portuguese soldier just guarding a port, and them he sees this gigantic fleet coming out of nowhere
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
And hearing chanting and war drums aha, oh the horror!
@cnlbenmc2 жыл бұрын
Like that one scene from The Longest Day where the Germans see the entire invasion fleet approaching.
@randomguy44862 жыл бұрын
I didn't right this comment what the hell
@RandomGuy-xr6ll2 жыл бұрын
@@randomguy4486 WOW WAIT BRO we have the same name AND same profile picture
@randomguy44862 жыл бұрын
@@RandomGuy-xr6ll YEAH I didn't even know that was possible what a coincidence because your could've been on any other video on KZbin wow
@ihavenomouthandimusttype97292 жыл бұрын
Our timeline: “We’ve come for your precious gold!” This timeline: “We’ve come for your delicious hearts!”
@isacc83242 жыл бұрын
*Aztec apocalypse happening* English: “don’t worry guys I have a plan” *begins coughing in their general direction*
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
BY THE SUN GOD, NOT THE COUGHING!
@loowick40742 жыл бұрын
The Aztecs cough back
@historytank56732 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps question, would you say that if this was a historical event, that would corse massive dying from the plague, explaining why the Aztecs did those mass sacrifices and when that don’t work surly they’d retreat home leaving Europe a smouldering wreck? Is that how you’d say the lore would go? Lol. Would make the Black Death period even more scary.
@ninjartist362 жыл бұрын
I COUGH IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
@ryokiritani41872 жыл бұрын
@@historytank5673 i think that would be devastating for both sides, yeah
@lisboah2 жыл бұрын
28:00 - Well, this explains the whole video. The Aztecs accepted Khorne as their one true god before deciding to invade Europe.
@Sigmar_Heldenhammer2 жыл бұрын
Irl the Aztecs we're practically Khorne worshippers anyway, they even had Tzompantlis which were literal racks of skulls with hundreds of individual skulls from sacrifices.
@Icebergeification2 жыл бұрын
That paraplegic bitch has hot nothing on the sun god
@P.K.Veiller2 жыл бұрын
In response Spainiards should have accept Papa Nurgle blessing.
@Olav_Hansen2 жыл бұрын
*scrapes throat* BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
@celdur46352 жыл бұрын
@@Sigmar_Heldenhammer So i guess we kinda had a Khorne vs Jesus... and Jesus won lol (with the help of Nurgle)
@PixelatedApollo12 жыл бұрын
the amount of work you put into these is unreal!
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
Thank you man, i truly do appreciate the comment, i appreciate your videos just as much! :)
@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi2 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps But why is your bitrate so low /= 8:30+ looks horrible because the bitrate is so low the image doesn't update often enough which you should easily achieve with your hardware
@aux94132 жыл бұрын
Omg it’s big fight guy
@novaalkronthe1st9102 жыл бұрын
Well damn!
@theaman420692 жыл бұрын
@@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi bro's a movie critic now
@Volound2 жыл бұрын
encapsulates perfectly why medieval 2 has never had more people playing it. this game aged like wine and just goes from strength to strength after 15 years. you did a hilarious what-if scenario with the grand campaign in the base game, but to this day, the americas kingdoms expansion was one of my most immersive and engaging total war experiences and it was for all the reasons you showed here. i would come home from school and play as spain in the americas campaign over and over again. felt so unique. it was like a mod before mods even existed.
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
Dude I couldn’t agree more, I would love your take/videos on the dlc expansions!
@akiramasashi93172 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, playing the old "can I expand faster than the plague can kill me" game
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
Haha 😂 pretty much this entire play through
@postpunksolitudune2 жыл бұрын
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
@sviatosha37532 жыл бұрын
Europeans: "Peacefully fighting between themselves." Aztecs: "Sunset invasion !!!"
@VanteTheOne Жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see I wasn't the only 1 who thought about the Sunset Invasion DLC of Ck2 lmao
@furiouspanda76122 жыл бұрын
Damn the Aztecs are op when they have Doctor Strange on their side. Dude was like: "I have seen over 14 million timelines and there is only one where you do the Uno reverse card on them bitches". High priest of the Sun God: *war shrieks*
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
Dude just mass spamming units that induce fear nearby is so OP, and because they have no armour the units run so much faster then armoured units!
@bcm89842 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps probably max dreaded several generals too 😂
@JohnShepherd1172 жыл бұрын
Hundreds of years of lost mezoamerican history-“you have taken everything from me” The Spanish-“I don’t even know who you are”
@Vistresian19412 жыл бұрын
"Do you know how little that narrows it down?"
@boyscouts83712 Жыл бұрын
Aztec's: YOU WILL
@Levi_o_Lusitano2 жыл бұрын
Time traveler: omg i killed this ant,surely nothing bad will come out of this; The Timeline: Aztec World Domination..
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
FOR THE SUN GOD
@Levi_o_Lusitano2 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps 😂
@Vee_90012 жыл бұрын
They were right, nothing bad came of it
@camulodunon2 жыл бұрын
@@Vee_9001 Yes something bad came of it.
@stefthorman85482 жыл бұрын
@@Vee_9001 cope harder savage.
@STRZB0012 жыл бұрын
*Aztec Soldier* :“Friendly Fi……” *Aztec Archer* : “What did he say? He didn’t finish his sentence.”
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
Flame Arrows go *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
@DelNiceBeto2 жыл бұрын
I really wish the Aztecs had slingers since they were some of the most dangerous soldiers during the Spanish invasion
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
That would of been fun!
@Lobsterwithinternet2 жыл бұрын
Or give them alternate history style units like calvery jaguar warriors and gunpowder units you can get if you capture enough enemy armies.
@pottertheavenger13632 жыл бұрын
@@Lobsterwithinternet I'm pretty sure that if this had really happened they would have been able to incorporate horses and armor to their armies
@SimonAshworthWood2 жыл бұрын
They had to nerf the Aztecs or else playing as them would have been too easy. 😉
@mitchellline42422 жыл бұрын
Honestly giving then slingers and giving the jaguars and eagles javelins would massively help buff the aztecs
@failmarine2.02 жыл бұрын
Aztec priest about to sacrifice me: "Prepare the virgin sacrifice!" Me: "I'm not a virgin! I have sex all the time!" Priest: "Then name the one who you do it with!" Me: "your mom" Needless to say I wasn't spared
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
Based final last words!
@simonmalund2 жыл бұрын
Sigma Male grindset
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
@@simonmalund disrespect your captors before your execution, sigma male grindset rule 45
@failmarine2.02 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps Hacker told me he knows where I live and is gonna kick my ass but went silent when he learned I live in his mom's bedroom
@kenshin41132 жыл бұрын
Did you die?
@melle33262 жыл бұрын
Imagine how confused some random European farmer must’ve been seeing a massive army of furries marsh through his land
@Sssssss5532 жыл бұрын
He will think it end of time
@Godanythingbutthat2 жыл бұрын
Love how “The Ultimate Sacrifice” has a completely different meaning for the Aztec
@Lobsterwithinternet2 жыл бұрын
Gotta keep that sun moving somehow.
@Ttegegg2 жыл бұрын
@@Lobsterwithinternet for a very long time
@FrostyGerardo-kr7xs Жыл бұрын
Also from the perspective of the time is Warhammer 40k for the aztecs. Massive armies, fighting gods and monsters, new worlds, every Aztec Warriors fights to the death, willing to lose thousands in each battle for a victory and still have massive population
@PrinceOfDolAlmroth7 ай бұрын
@@Lobsterwithinternet blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull Throne Milk for the Khorneflakes.
@Green-Raccoon7776 ай бұрын
@@PrinceOfDolAlmrothand War for the War God.
@JoacinoDaGona2 жыл бұрын
"And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword." It was in the year 1204 AD, when God had forsaken us. When the Aztecs came to sate the thirst of their foul gods for the blood of the innocent. The Aztec's conquest was swift and brutal and their gods bestowed them with darkest blessings and berserker like fury for a tithe, paid in blood as they slaughtered their way through the Iberian Peninsula. When God decided to punish his wayward children with pestilence, ravaging friends and foes alike, it was almost a reprieve from the advancing hordes pressing into the faithful's heartlands. The Pope's most faithful mobilized new and innovative war machines to combat the coming hordes, but as with all hordes, there are always more warriors, eager to take their fallen brother's place. The sacking of the British isles at the hand of a break-a-way horde can only be considered a footnote at this point. On January 12th, 1370 AD at Rome the God's Faithful resolve to resist the onslaught was shattered together with the papal armies and what little resistance remained was sacrificed to the Aztecs ever so thirsty gods. Today, whatever remains free from direct control by the Aztec Empire pays a steep tithe in gold and blood. Some look to the east, trying to gain favor with the muslim heretic tribes, betraying their own god to kill another, others place their hope in the cold winters of the moscowiter realm to deter the hordes from advancing further. In these dark times, all hope seems lost. There is only war and the thirst of violent gods. Scriptor Joacino Da Gona, 1404 AD
@KillerFusion172 жыл бұрын
All I was thinking about in this video is what the Monk chroniclers would be writing about these horrid events.
@viacrucishector18212 жыл бұрын
Warhammer 1404
@kateperryl8 ай бұрын
You know I like to see what other messages (after the conquest of Europe) you would say in other Medieval 2 experience videos.
@kateperryl4 ай бұрын
Also this seems very similar to Doom Eternal where the demons invaded Earth and the humans tried to fight them with the most advance weapons but there are always more demons behind their fallen comrades.
@unlyokosympa94452 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Tenochtitlan had an estimated population between 300k and 500k people, while Sevilla only had 170k, so this video is kinda realistic
@hueytlahtoani13042 жыл бұрын
Yeah and there is some sources that estimates up to 400k soldiers being mobilized for a war
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
They needed them for the sacrifices!
@jedihunter1762 жыл бұрын
Population estimates for Tenochtitlan usually range in between 200k-400k, but the entire Valley of Mexico, taking up about the same space as the greater Los Angeles area, had a pop of 1.2 million. Seville's population in 1530 was 60,000 people.
@jedihunter1762 жыл бұрын
@@indrickboreale7381 Like 3/4s of what you just said was incorrect and the remaining 1/4 is just a weird thing to say.
@hueytlahtoani13042 жыл бұрын
@@indrickboreale7381 metalurgy was only present in western Mesoamerica, and its uses were very limited. Poor administration and large descentralization maybe have doomed them, but we never know. The conquest of México is a very complex topic, its hard to explain it with simple factors.
@De_Wit2 жыл бұрын
Oh dear, as an old time player...this is just lovely. The cinematics, the carnage, the warcrimes...it's....it's beautifull good Sir.
@yjaeger36052 жыл бұрын
As a spanish, I've never felt this much fear before
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
YOUR SKULL WILL LOOK NICE ON OUR SKULL THRONES!!
@yjaeger36052 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps omg you noticed me!!!11!111!
@ДавидТахмазян-щ1м2 жыл бұрын
@@yjaeger3605 yeah and now you will be sacrafised to the SUN GOD
@idontlikerome27442 жыл бұрын
This and the Moors advancing to Asturias...oh God Thats why we needed Cortez
@atizadordechimenea32412 жыл бұрын
Nobody expects the Aztec Inquisition.
@Astraben2 жыл бұрын
Bruh, imagine a mod that's just normal Medieval II but if you invade 5 regions of Europe as the Aztecs you get reforms and can recruit shit like armored jaguar warriors with steel clubs, or mounted eagle warriors
@fluffypineapple36992 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: Aztecs pull uno reverse card on the Spanish.
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
UNO REVERSO!
@ksalphalcsihp12522 жыл бұрын
Tell that to Mongolian and Timurid... Still have one or two rival left or more which not included in Total War Medieval 2... 😂😂😂
@camulodunon2 жыл бұрын
@@ksalphalcsihp1252 Except that both the Mongols and the Timurids are in Medieval 2.
@owenhardy70352 жыл бұрын
“Why is the ground shaking? Is it an earthquake?” “No not an earthquake, *battle formations!* “
@librazero74542 жыл бұрын
Sunset Invasion looks pretty fun when you play as the Aztecs
@owenhardy70352 жыл бұрын
The Aztecs are actually one of my favorite factions to play as in the game. Despite the lack of cavalry and things like catapults and trebuchets, I love how fast the infantry moves and how you can have them in such large numbers. Using them in human swarm tactics is always fun, and yeah, their ability to demoralize is OP.
@CJ-ng2tz2 жыл бұрын
The best part is the moaning they do every time they charge into battle lmao. great video.
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
Thank you glad you enjoyed it!
@uncleruckus7142 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Dothraki screamers every time
@unknownonedied8765 Жыл бұрын
@@uncleruckus714 The Aztecs had death whistle, which gave them a psychological advantage scaring their enemies
@TheDirtysouthfan2 жыл бұрын
I remember in Vanilla I was playing as the Moors and after I finished the campaign objectives I gave away a ton of territory in Europe to the Aztecs. I don’t remember anything happening, like the other factions didn’t interact with them, but I do remember they had stacks of Arquebusiers because they couldn’t spawn their own native troops in Europe.
@rasras61772 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican I approve this video in the name of Huitzilopochtli, Tlaloc and Mictlan
@Kirkmaximus2 жыл бұрын
I hope Pilps pins your comment to the top.
@taigongwang75172 жыл бұрын
Then you must defy Jesus, back to Huitzilopochtli again
@dubuyajay99642 жыл бұрын
Sombrero Dog! XD
@OltrePodcast_Official Жыл бұрын
bro u probably have more white DNA than the average American xD
@alfotiosacaramde9631 Жыл бұрын
*Mictlantecutli Or do you mean just underworld?
@CommanderBohn2 жыл бұрын
Aztecs invade Spain and Portugal? HOW BRUTALLY DID THE TIDES TURN.
@flaviuscontencius85242 жыл бұрын
15:45 : Portugal :*flees to Mali* Aztecs : Did you really think we don't search to destroy you, TO THE LAST ?!? Also Aztecs : Nice turism
@elkingoh45432 жыл бұрын
Fatalities!! Aztec wins
@boyscouts83712 Жыл бұрын
@@elkingoh4543ultimate victory
@schrodinger62612 жыл бұрын
Today I: Found your channel (subscribed) Found out that this game has the Aztecs in it??? And was convinced to buy TWM2 for the first time. A good day indeed sir, thank you! Also the fact that you reply to so many comments is awesome :>
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the kind words glad you enjoyed the video and enjoy the game!
@carloreytansiongco87412 жыл бұрын
High Priest: All the riches of this eastern world. All yours. For all eternity. Emperor: I gazed upon my new empire. And I see no chocolate.
@firmanpare26892 жыл бұрын
Time traveler: "kicks rock" The timeline: "aztec invasion of europe"
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
TODAY IN ALTERNATIVE HISTORY
@coltonbraddyllbrown2 жыл бұрын
Really didn't expect this in my feed today, but I shall happily watch it as these videos are cracking.
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! Based comment! Enjoy :D
@eiskohl85752 жыл бұрын
Aztecs : Ancient Civilisation, worshipping the Sun and using barter trades aswell as using Obsidian weapons Also Aztecs : Yeah, you gotta give me some Florin if you wanna get warriors
@corruptg59142 жыл бұрын
This literally reminded me of the sunset invasion in the CK series, very great video as well my dude.
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
Sunest Invasion, Medieval II style! Thanks man, glad you enjoyed it!
@Fechno32 жыл бұрын
This probably the only man who can make a turn based strategy let’s play fun to watch. Talented entertainer. Love the vids
@Fire_of7562 жыл бұрын
This whole video is basically a reverse UNO card on the Old World by the Aztecs. "You try to invade us, but we outsmarted your invasion by invading you before you could invade me."
@Usuariosmetal2 жыл бұрын
Oh man! Im from México, all I can say is that it was really enjoyable : Aztecs go Brrrrr!! Very nice video!
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it dude! :)
@joshuadavids76832 жыл бұрын
this is historically accurate, i am a Spaniard and now I also speak Nahuatl
@defyjayy83352 жыл бұрын
That makes you more Mexican than actual Mexicans
@vexiox22342 жыл бұрын
Aztecs had to learn how to farm leopards to clothe that entire army
@giacomoromano88422 жыл бұрын
Virgin inca: lose to the spanish with a force numbering around ten thousands made out of a majority of untrained conscripts, utterly terrified by the spanish weapons and horses, just numbering 600. Chad aztech: is scared of nothing because he cuts himself everyday, so that the sun rise again the next day. Lost because his vassals allied with the invaders and their major capital was flooded just a couple of years before the spanish arrival.
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
AZTEC WARRIOR IS BASED
@cseijifja2 жыл бұрын
Incas had a civil war , the spanish suported one side that had just lost its leader , and then everyone died of smallpox
@giacomoromano88422 жыл бұрын
@@cseijifja only virgins waste time in civil war over petty succession squabbles. True chads get busy with cultural genocide, ethnic cleansing and squashing vassalls.
@redacted99122 жыл бұрын
Cope
@vikingraider582 жыл бұрын
Inca are way more based than aztecs
@lottenetzel87512 жыл бұрын
20:17 He believed he wouldn't be sacrificed if his heart is blown to piece.
@MrBubbl3472 жыл бұрын
2:57 OMG THIS IS GOLD STUFF RIGHT HERE! ahahahah amazing as always 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@HazeTheWarlock2 жыл бұрын
That's what I love about Total War series (historical ones): you can pick up almost every nation, existing or ever existed, and write your own story. I think, for this developers can be forgiven for some historical inaccuracy or gameplay issues. P.S. By the way, is there are any chances of Empire Total War Expirience videos in the future? Or this game not good enough for the show?
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
I agree so much! And yes other total wars are planned don’t worry!
@saguntum-iberian-greekkons70142 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps yeah, you could do one with the mughals, they are very easy so a mughal world could be funny to see
@ksalphalcsihp12522 жыл бұрын
More like alternate History... Just imagine if Islamic side won the cross war... 😂😂😂😂🙏☺😋😊🙏😊🙏😄🙏😄😊
@MrSeekerOfPeace2 жыл бұрын
@@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 I know vanilla is kind of nessecary for these types of videos but I wouldn't mind seeing *Darth Mod* Empire experience.
@Ttegegg2 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps have you considered conquering all of the ameiricas?
@willbill11392 жыл бұрын
Aztecs: How much sacrifice do you want to commit? Pilps: Yes
@commissarkordoshky2192 жыл бұрын
reminds me of a french - dutch comic book where the Aztecs invade during the third crusade! And it follows Robinhood too! The crossover nobody asked for but is none the less awesome
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
Damm that sounds like a good comic book!
@commissarkordoshky2192 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps five issues! Luxley it's called!
@dubuyajay99642 жыл бұрын
@@commissarkordoshky219 Can't find it on KZbin. :(
@commissarkordoshky219 Жыл бұрын
@@dubuyajay9964 it's sadly incredibly niche. likely only dutch and flemish and french/waloon (I think it is Belgian)
@SandroAerogen2 жыл бұрын
Man, this makes me want Medieval 3 so bad. Wish they would drop making those Warhammer Fantasy games already.
@stuffums2 жыл бұрын
Whats funny is that the Aztecs in vanilla are relatively quite stronger than they are in the New World DLC where they're meant to be played. Because in vanilla, Old World cavalry and troops all have 1 hit point each, only generals bodyguard have 2 hp. In the New World DLC campaign though, Spanish troops and cav (except militia) have 2hp, and their generals bodyguard have 3hp! to try to make a quantity vs quality balance
@PedroRodrigues-je6xp2 жыл бұрын
As a Portuguese, I like this video a lot, makes me wonder how different the world would be if the aztects did play a reverse UNO card on my neighbors
@NCRVeteranRanger Жыл бұрын
It’s a really interesting scenario to think about. What if the Mayans or Aztecs were the ones to rapidly advance their civilization instead of the Greeks & Latins? What if this highly advanced Native American Empire of Mayans or Aztecs discovered & conquered Europe while it was still nothing more than petty Celtic tribes & Latin kingdoms? What would a world look like where Native Americans dominate the modern world both culturally & ethnically? We might’ve had some humanized form of Mesoamerican religion as the dominant faith in this world, rather than Christianity. Our language & writing system would likely be either a mix of european & native american style at best, & entirely replaced with Native American style at worst. Obviously architecture would look far different than it does in our timeline. Honestly, It’s depressing to see a civilization with so much potential be reduced to ruin by the Europeans. The Asians got lucky in that much of their culture is still more-or-less intact after all these years. But what would our world have been like if Christopher Columbus discovered Asia instead of the Americas? The world may never know, I guess.
@the_kimchi_kommandant2603 Жыл бұрын
@@NCRVeteranRanger Those natives had to be civilized anyway, it's a good thing that the Europeans did it and not the Turks or the Chinese.
@Rudipu2 жыл бұрын
I lol'ed irl many times. Best parts were the sequence at 5:54 ending in the sun baby god and Merry at 13:52 recoiling in pain from the sonic waves of uyeyeyeyeyeye
@Channel-23s2 жыл бұрын
Never thought I’d see the AZtecs conquering Europe
@nogohoho2 жыл бұрын
There's something strangely satisfying about seeing the Aztecs absolutely BODY Europe.
@stefthorman85482 жыл бұрын
Because it's impossible.
@matheusexpedito45773 ай бұрын
@@stefthorman8548 1828928281929942 to 1 ratios: nuh uh
@sztallone4152 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the famous Aztec-Papacy-Moors triple alliance I know from history
@eduardoduran76612 жыл бұрын
I love rewatching your medieval videos, please keep doing them. They are amazing quality!
@timesnewlogan203211 ай бұрын
Imagine being the Pope at the time. Warriors with strange skin and brutal rituals arrive from the West, Mongols pour in from the East, and in the middle of it all, a plague comes that kills in a matter of days. If this isn't the Rapture, it's never coming.
@dominicmanester81252 жыл бұрын
If the Aztecs had a land bridge to Europe, this is pretty much how it would have gone down. Gengis Khan on one side, Aztecs on the other spit roasting Europe.
@TealWolf262 жыл бұрын
I would love if Montezuma and Gengis high-fived in Rome.
@nowakonstruktywnakrytyka79382 жыл бұрын
Lol, Aztecs would get fucked by any calvary charge, as they didn't have arms to counter calvary.
@stefthorman85482 жыл бұрын
Nah, the stone age savages are WEAK, and have no advantages, unlike the mongols.
@arnaldogangana3552 жыл бұрын
And that is basically the plot of the Sunset Invasion DLC for CK2... Only with passion and war cry 😆
@dantecaputo26292 жыл бұрын
Just imagine how terrifying that would be. A massive armada of pagan warriors wearing jaguar skins just appears out of the endless sea one day. No one knows who they are or where they came from, and they immediately just start conquering everything in sight.
@abdouoftouggourttheconquer7241 Жыл бұрын
bronze age in nutshell
@matheusexpedito4577 Жыл бұрын
@@abdouoftouggourttheconquer7241but now the sea people actually draw all the ways they will brutally murder the europeans
@testedhawk Жыл бұрын
Honestly, even if the Aztec in this video never developed over-seas ships, imagine Conquistadors exploring this version of America and coming to find that the ENTIRE continent is ruled under one banner of a blood-thirsty tribe that wants to assimilate any other nation it finds
@makowako60352 жыл бұрын
3:38 Now that's what I call a Sunset Invasion.
@LEGIONARY1234 Жыл бұрын
Blood for the sun god, Skulls for the Tzompantli.
@wet_lettuce15662 жыл бұрын
This move is known as "Reverse Cortés"
@lordgerog2 жыл бұрын
As a mexican, i really love this video, i expect, one day, a video of warhammer 3 with skarbrand.
@detroitdave95122 жыл бұрын
Quickly becoming one of my favorite channels on the platform; keep it up!
@hypnobear79082 жыл бұрын
It`s like Sunset Invasion from CK2, but from Aztec poit of view. Great video, loved it! MED2 is my favourite Total War game, and I am glad you are doing these videos about it.
@faulergeist41592 жыл бұрын
Man i never very much liked these kind of games, but your editing always makes them enjoyable. Even if I've no idea what the heck is going on
@ImperfectionistSupreme2 жыл бұрын
16:11 The Moors: “I’ve made a severe…and continuous lapse in my judgement.”
@Sorieat2 жыл бұрын
Who would win a modern society of the time with armor of metal and very experienced troops or some people cosplaying as animals with clubs?
@saguntum-iberian-greekkons70142 жыл бұрын
comic on medieval ages, colorized
@wilmagregg31312 жыл бұрын
i mean thats kinda how it was with the horse nomads vs ancient chyna except they had better bows and horses.
@camulodunon2 жыл бұрын
@@wilmagregg3131 Nah, the nomads were more in line with the Chinese tech wise than the Aztecs we're with the Spaniards.
@Cofisyt2 жыл бұрын
I can see the progress you are making with your editing. It's really cool and very noticeable! :)
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
Glad you think so, thank you!
@mydloSA2 жыл бұрын
The largest pyjama party I've seen
@Tech-PriestDakka2 жыл бұрын
"Lacking in Weapons and Technology" The Macuahuitl says fucking OTHERWISE.
@lore25872 жыл бұрын
Cutting everything that moves for the 🌤god
@CataStudies2 жыл бұрын
Man, this channel has quickly become my favourite. I crave your content and also congratulations since it seems you may be blessed by the algorithm again, considering how much the comments are engaged.
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate it! Glad you enjoy the channel :D
@CataStudies2 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps BTW watching the video I just had the thought that you somehow managed to to summon the spirit of Genghis Khan. You killed more than the plague.
@1lastcrusade7402 жыл бұрын
some of THE BEST content on youtube! You put so much work into these we all thank you!
@brekiel_scripts2 жыл бұрын
The most feared military force in both the Old and New Worlds:. "HUWAHEHOLOOUIOOUIOLOLOOOH"
@Vladmontes76192 жыл бұрын
Time Traveler: *sneezes* The timeline: 3:56
@nesh_san2 жыл бұрын
This series is not what I thought I needed in my life and I absolutely love it!
@oliverstianhugaas74932 жыл бұрын
This man waited 100 years to see his plan unfold.
@sgtboom72 жыл бұрын
Here's how I picture that conversation at 20:14 went: "Uh Captain, I'm about to fire and you are standing in front of my cannon." "I know, but I've seen nations armed with gunpowder and longswords and clad in steel plate be destroyed by people who have no cavalry and wear animal skins for armor. I really don't want to live on this planet anymore." "Fair enough...fire!"
@arkorbravos76862 жыл бұрын
what can inflict more fear into the hearts of the enemy: the technological superiority and metalurgic capabilities of the europeans of the aggressive howling on some coyote aztec bois
@Mitchell_WerBell_III2 жыл бұрын
Imagine, if you will, you are a Spanish knight and you’ve spent your life dueling, jousting, and training for honorable combat against your foes, only for some guy across the world dressed in literal cheetah print to sail over to your country, beat you to death with an obsidian tipped club, then dunk a leather ball through a stone hoop. Truly a “goat’d with the sauce” moment.
@xiuhcoatl48302 жыл бұрын
I love how they just have to say "war god" and "sun god" since the actor can't pronounce Huitzilopochtli or Tezcatlipoca
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
THE WAR GOD IS WITH US
@SimonRiley135 Жыл бұрын
23:43 "We have defeated the spirits of our ancestors proud" 😂😂
@Real74192 жыл бұрын
Damm Sunset invasion do be hitting different these days
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
PRAISE BE TO THE SUN GOD
@highfivedog23362 жыл бұрын
I’m so proud of you, to see your first video to seeing you now is a journey.
@DarkAdept12 жыл бұрын
The innacurate thing in this game that aztec stiil using clubs and cotton armor while aztec should actually adapt and start to use metal weapons and armor and horses right after they capture the first eouropean city.
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
Would of been cool
@camulodunon2 жыл бұрын
The other inaccurate thing is that they wouldn't have been able to do this in the first place.
@nowakonstruktywnakrytyka79382 жыл бұрын
The first innacurate thing is that aztecs would not even get a single city as Anny calvary charge would fuck them up...
@Fat-Crusader5 ай бұрын
@@nowakonstruktywnakrytyka7938except if they over breed, so yeah this ones accurate
@Dogapillar4Lyfe2 жыл бұрын
This is what makes Total War fun. Rewriting history
@Pilps2 жыл бұрын
Definitely!
@iancorder61332 жыл бұрын
It‘s now historical cannon that the Aztecs survived because of skillshare
@huebuckle81982 жыл бұрын
In this timeline jaguars went extinct to equipe the aztec army with uniforms
@magicalgirl12962 жыл бұрын
I love that part where the Aztecs are just chilling while everyone across the Atlantic are killing each other lol.
@leo09802 жыл бұрын
I'm mexican and I only say: thanks for made my dream a reality
@zlosov58172 жыл бұрын
How to trade as an Aztec: You give me Everything I give you the glory of serving my god in the afterlife
@allesarfint2 жыл бұрын
I love to watch you play "try to avoid the information popups" in every video.