The Aztecs Experience

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@balintvasvari7573
@balintvasvari7573 2 жыл бұрын
The Europeans: _NOOooOo the Aztecs can't win, our technology is superior! We have metal armour and gunpowder!_ Also the Europeans: 20:14
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
Haha! I honestly spat out my morning coffee in disbelief when witnessing this first hand!
@Vladmontes7619
@Vladmontes7619 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@gallegosm1000
@gallegosm1000 2 жыл бұрын
I had to rewind that moment, because at first I was like.. did that just really happen
@ДавидТахмазян-щ1м
@ДавидТахмазян-щ1м 2 жыл бұрын
Canonguy "sir why are you standing infront of canon?" General "I want to fly on a canonball to the enemy!" Canonguy "but sir it's imposi-" General "DO IT OR I'LL DO IT MYSELF!" One secon later: 20:15
@balintvasvari7573
@balintvasvari7573 2 жыл бұрын
@@ДавидТахмазян-щ1м real Munchausen hours
@emixam6947
@emixam6947 2 жыл бұрын
The amount of Jaguars that these guys had to skin to make this army...
@aymanelkadouri8235
@aymanelkadouri8235 2 жыл бұрын
Latest news local jaguar breeders are saying the prices are gonna increase due to large demand
@indrickboreale7381
@indrickboreale7381 2 жыл бұрын
They must had jaguar breeders in Portugal
@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 2 жыл бұрын
The aztecs would had extinct the animals by using their skins
@satyakisil9711
@satyakisil9711 2 жыл бұрын
They could've skinned lynx as well, you never know.
@capscaps04
@capscaps04 2 жыл бұрын
So far I know, it is armor painted as jaguar.
@Sigmar_Heldenhammer
@Sigmar_Heldenhammer 2 жыл бұрын
Aztecs *arrive in Europe* Also the Aztecs: "have you ever heard of our lord and savior, Huitzilopochtli?"
@comradekenobi6908
@comradekenobi6908 2 жыл бұрын
“We can’t even pronounce the name.” “You will.”
@toddhughes2859
@toddhughes2859 2 жыл бұрын
"Give your heart to Huitzilopochtli..." *draws out sacrificial knife*
@hernandogaribaldi8627
@hernandogaribaldi8627 2 жыл бұрын
Also the Aztecs: "BLOOD FOR THE SUN GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL RACKS"
@eugeneflores6153
@eugeneflores6153 2 жыл бұрын
No, but have you heard "plague?!"
@phoebe3122
@phoebe3122 2 жыл бұрын
Have you heard bonkings?
@rjakobi
@rjakobi 2 жыл бұрын
"Captain Cortez, strange warriors are at the gates!" "Is it the Moors?" "No. Looks like...furries." "Furries?" "Furries with clubs and catapults." "Dios mio..."
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
*Aztec Death Whistle INTENSIFIES!*
@eduardochiscuet3146
@eduardochiscuet3146 2 жыл бұрын
Dios mío 🙏
@doopdoopdopdop7424
@doopdoopdopdop7424 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t you diss the Jaguar Knights like that boi!
@lionelhutz5137
@lionelhutz5137 2 жыл бұрын
And weeaboo cavalry
@melonmusk8924
@melonmusk8924 2 жыл бұрын
It's not a furry if they wear a dead animal killed by their own hand.
@frederickstabell3796
@frederickstabell3796 2 жыл бұрын
I love how even with a faction that lacks gunpowder so no cannon montage, Pilps still manages to blow up the enemy general with artillery.
@joshscuttlemuffins5348
@joshscuttlemuffins5348 2 жыл бұрын
The Aztec empire has become the strongest faction Europe: "Who?" Massive Aztec fleet shows up Europe: "Oh, them"
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
CHANTING INTENSIFIES!
@lore2587
@lore2587 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps the sungod is with us
@elpsykoongro5379
@elpsykoongro5379 2 жыл бұрын
Ck2 sunset invasión be like
@noahconnors8001
@noahconnors8001 2 жыл бұрын
The return of the Sea Peoples
@VarangianGuard13
@VarangianGuard13 2 жыл бұрын
@@noahconnors8001 The Sea Peoples... (was waiting for that)
@elijahkilian3646
@elijahkilian3646 2 жыл бұрын
this game doesn't take into account that after a bit the Aztecs would have DEFINETLY started using the steel weapons and armor they were taking off the bodies of their enemies...that is a frightening prospect
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
That would of been insane to see them using armour too
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 жыл бұрын
Why they never got metal working in the tech tree is beyond me
@wilmagregg3131
@wilmagregg3131 2 жыл бұрын
i mean if the Zulus did it then so should have the aztecs if given a chance they likely could have at least held out as long as the incas did if they hadnt welcomed them in to there capital like they did in our history.
@celdur4635
@celdur4635 2 жыл бұрын
@@wilmagregg3131 In both cases the overwhelming majority of the "Spanish troops" where enemies of the Aztecs / Inca. In the case of the Inca on top of that, the previously losing faction in the civil war allied with the Spanish. And yes, they used iron weapons very quickly. The Inca already used metal weapons along with stone, the Aztecs used obsidian. Its good to remember that the Inca was 2.5 million km2 empire, while the Aztecs where 1 city + 2 allied cities.
@PuppetierMaster
@PuppetierMaster 2 жыл бұрын
it goes against their God the Sun, such evil must be sacrificed
@RandomGuy-xr6ll
@RandomGuy-xr6ll 2 жыл бұрын
Just imagine being a random Portuguese soldier just guarding a port, and them he sees this gigantic fleet coming out of nowhere
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
And hearing chanting and war drums aha, oh the horror!
@cnlbenmc
@cnlbenmc 2 жыл бұрын
Like that one scene from The Longest Day where the Germans see the entire invasion fleet approaching.
@randomguy4486
@randomguy4486 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't right this comment what the hell
@RandomGuy-xr6ll
@RandomGuy-xr6ll 2 жыл бұрын
@@randomguy4486 WOW WAIT BRO we have the same name AND same profile picture
@randomguy4486
@randomguy4486 2 жыл бұрын
@@RandomGuy-xr6ll YEAH I didn't even know that was possible what a coincidence because your could've been on any other video on KZbin wow
@ihavenomouthandimusttype9729
@ihavenomouthandimusttype9729 2 жыл бұрын
Our timeline: “We’ve come for your precious gold!” This timeline: “We’ve come for your delicious hearts!”
@isacc8324
@isacc8324 2 жыл бұрын
*Aztec apocalypse happening* English: “don’t worry guys I have a plan” *begins coughing in their general direction*
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
BY THE SUN GOD, NOT THE COUGHING!
@loowick4074
@loowick4074 2 жыл бұрын
The Aztecs cough back
@historytank5673
@historytank5673 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps question, would you say that if this was a historical event, that would corse massive dying from the plague, explaining why the Aztecs did those mass sacrifices and when that don’t work surly they’d retreat home leaving Europe a smouldering wreck? Is that how you’d say the lore would go? Lol. Would make the Black Death period even more scary.
@ninjartist36
@ninjartist36 2 жыл бұрын
I COUGH IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
@ryokiritani4187
@ryokiritani4187 2 жыл бұрын
@@historytank5673 i think that would be devastating for both sides, yeah
@lisboah
@lisboah 2 жыл бұрын
28:00 - Well, this explains the whole video. The Aztecs accepted Khorne as their one true god before deciding to invade Europe.
@Sigmar_Heldenhammer
@Sigmar_Heldenhammer 2 жыл бұрын
Irl the Aztecs we're practically Khorne worshippers anyway, they even had Tzompantlis which were literal racks of skulls with hundreds of individual skulls from sacrifices.
@Icebergeification
@Icebergeification 2 жыл бұрын
That paraplegic bitch has hot nothing on the sun god
@P.K.Veiller
@P.K.Veiller 2 жыл бұрын
In response Spainiards should have accept Papa Nurgle blessing.
@Olav_Hansen
@Olav_Hansen 2 жыл бұрын
*scrapes throat* BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
@celdur4635
@celdur4635 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sigmar_Heldenhammer So i guess we kinda had a Khorne vs Jesus... and Jesus won lol (with the help of Nurgle)
@PixelatedApollo1
@PixelatedApollo1 2 жыл бұрын
the amount of work you put into these is unreal!
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you man, i truly do appreciate the comment, i appreciate your videos just as much! :)
@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi
@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps But why is your bitrate so low /= 8:30+ looks horrible because the bitrate is so low the image doesn't update often enough which you should easily achieve with your hardware
@aux9413
@aux9413 2 жыл бұрын
Omg it’s big fight guy
@novaalkronthe1st910
@novaalkronthe1st910 2 жыл бұрын
Well damn!
@theaman42069
@theaman42069 2 жыл бұрын
@@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi bro's a movie critic now
@Volound
@Volound 2 жыл бұрын
encapsulates perfectly why medieval 2 has never had more people playing it. this game aged like wine and just goes from strength to strength after 15 years. you did a hilarious what-if scenario with the grand campaign in the base game, but to this day, the americas kingdoms expansion was one of my most immersive and engaging total war experiences and it was for all the reasons you showed here. i would come home from school and play as spain in the americas campaign over and over again. felt so unique. it was like a mod before mods even existed.
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
Dude I couldn’t agree more, I would love your take/videos on the dlc expansions!
@akiramasashi9317
@akiramasashi9317 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, playing the old "can I expand faster than the plague can kill me" game
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
Haha 😂 pretty much this entire play through
@postpunksolitudune
@postpunksolitudune 2 жыл бұрын
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
@sviatosha3753
@sviatosha3753 2 жыл бұрын
Europeans: "Peacefully fighting between themselves." Aztecs: "Sunset invasion !!!"
@VanteTheOne
@VanteTheOne Жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see I wasn't the only 1 who thought about the Sunset Invasion DLC of Ck2 lmao
@furiouspanda7612
@furiouspanda7612 2 жыл бұрын
Damn the Aztecs are op when they have Doctor Strange on their side. Dude was like: "I have seen over 14 million timelines and there is only one where you do the Uno reverse card on them bitches". High priest of the Sun God: *war shrieks*
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
Dude just mass spamming units that induce fear nearby is so OP, and because they have no armour the units run so much faster then armoured units!
@bcm8984
@bcm8984 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps probably max dreaded several generals too 😂
@JohnShepherd117
@JohnShepherd117 2 жыл бұрын
Hundreds of years of lost mezoamerican history-“you have taken everything from me” The Spanish-“I don’t even know who you are”
@Vistresian1941
@Vistresian1941 2 жыл бұрын
"Do you know how little that narrows it down?"
@boyscouts83712
@boyscouts83712 Жыл бұрын
Aztec's: YOU WILL
@Levi_o_Lusitano
@Levi_o_Lusitano 2 жыл бұрын
Time traveler: omg i killed this ant,surely nothing bad will come out of this; The Timeline: Aztec World Domination..
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
FOR THE SUN GOD
@Levi_o_Lusitano
@Levi_o_Lusitano 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps 😂
@Vee_9001
@Vee_9001 2 жыл бұрын
They were right, nothing bad came of it
@camulodunon
@camulodunon 2 жыл бұрын
​@@Vee_9001 Yes something bad came of it.
@stefthorman8548
@stefthorman8548 2 жыл бұрын
@@Vee_9001 cope harder savage.
@STRZB001
@STRZB001 2 жыл бұрын
*Aztec Soldier* :“Friendly Fi……” *Aztec Archer* : “What did he say? He didn’t finish his sentence.”
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
Flame Arrows go *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
@DelNiceBeto
@DelNiceBeto 2 жыл бұрын
I really wish the Aztecs had slingers since they were some of the most dangerous soldiers during the Spanish invasion
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
That would of been fun!
@Lobsterwithinternet
@Lobsterwithinternet 2 жыл бұрын
Or give them alternate history style units like calvery jaguar warriors and gunpowder units you can get if you capture enough enemy armies.
@pottertheavenger1363
@pottertheavenger1363 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lobsterwithinternet I'm pretty sure that if this had really happened they would have been able to incorporate horses and armor to their armies
@SimonAshworthWood
@SimonAshworthWood 2 жыл бұрын
They had to nerf the Aztecs or else playing as them would have been too easy. 😉
@mitchellline4242
@mitchellline4242 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly giving then slingers and giving the jaguars and eagles javelins would massively help buff the aztecs
@failmarine2.0
@failmarine2.0 2 жыл бұрын
Aztec priest about to sacrifice me: "Prepare the virgin sacrifice!" Me: "I'm not a virgin! I have sex all the time!" Priest: "Then name the one who you do it with!" Me: "your mom" Needless to say I wasn't spared
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
Based final last words!
@simonmalund
@simonmalund 2 жыл бұрын
Sigma Male grindset
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
@@simonmalund disrespect your captors before your execution, sigma male grindset rule 45
@failmarine2.0
@failmarine2.0 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps Hacker told me he knows where I live and is gonna kick my ass but went silent when he learned I live in his mom's bedroom
@kenshin4113
@kenshin4113 2 жыл бұрын
Did you die?
@melle3326
@melle3326 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine how confused some random European farmer must’ve been seeing a massive army of furries marsh through his land
@Sssssss553
@Sssssss553 2 жыл бұрын
He will think it end of time
@Godanythingbutthat
@Godanythingbutthat 2 жыл бұрын
Love how “The Ultimate Sacrifice” has a completely different meaning for the Aztec
@Lobsterwithinternet
@Lobsterwithinternet 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta keep that sun moving somehow.
@Ttegegg
@Ttegegg 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lobsterwithinternet for a very long time
@FrostyGerardo-kr7xs
@FrostyGerardo-kr7xs Жыл бұрын
Also from the perspective of the time is Warhammer 40k for the aztecs. Massive armies, fighting gods and monsters, new worlds, every Aztec Warriors fights to the death, willing to lose thousands in each battle for a victory and still have massive population
@PrinceOfDolAlmroth
@PrinceOfDolAlmroth 7 ай бұрын
@@Lobsterwithinternet blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull Throne Milk for the Khorneflakes.
@Green-Raccoon777
@Green-Raccoon777 6 ай бұрын
​@@PrinceOfDolAlmrothand War for the War God.
@JoacinoDaGona
@JoacinoDaGona 2 жыл бұрын
"And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword." It was in the year 1204 AD, when God had forsaken us. When the Aztecs came to sate the thirst of their foul gods for the blood of the innocent. The Aztec's conquest was swift and brutal and their gods bestowed them with darkest blessings and berserker like fury for a tithe, paid in blood as they slaughtered their way through the Iberian Peninsula. When God decided to punish his wayward children with pestilence, ravaging friends and foes alike, it was almost a reprieve from the advancing hordes pressing into the faithful's heartlands. The Pope's most faithful mobilized new and innovative war machines to combat the coming hordes, but as with all hordes, there are always more warriors, eager to take their fallen brother's place. The sacking of the British isles at the hand of a break-a-way horde can only be considered a footnote at this point. On January 12th, 1370 AD at Rome the God's Faithful resolve to resist the onslaught was shattered together with the papal armies and what little resistance remained was sacrificed to the Aztecs ever so thirsty gods. Today, whatever remains free from direct control by the Aztec Empire pays a steep tithe in gold and blood. Some look to the east, trying to gain favor with the muslim heretic tribes, betraying their own god to kill another, others place their hope in the cold winters of the moscowiter realm to deter the hordes from advancing further. In these dark times, all hope seems lost. There is only war and the thirst of violent gods. Scriptor Joacino Da Gona, 1404 AD
@KillerFusion17
@KillerFusion17 2 жыл бұрын
All I was thinking about in this video is what the Monk chroniclers would be writing about these horrid events.
@viacrucishector1821
@viacrucishector1821 2 жыл бұрын
Warhammer 1404
@kateperryl
@kateperryl 8 ай бұрын
You know I like to see what other messages (after the conquest of Europe) you would say in other Medieval 2 experience videos.
@kateperryl
@kateperryl 4 ай бұрын
Also this seems very similar to Doom Eternal where the demons invaded Earth and the humans tried to fight them with the most advance weapons but there are always more demons behind their fallen comrades.
@unlyokosympa9445
@unlyokosympa9445 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Tenochtitlan had an estimated population between 300k and 500k people, while Sevilla only had 170k, so this video is kinda realistic
@hueytlahtoani1304
@hueytlahtoani1304 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah and there is some sources that estimates up to 400k soldiers being mobilized for a war
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
They needed them for the sacrifices!
@jedihunter176
@jedihunter176 2 жыл бұрын
Population estimates for Tenochtitlan usually range in between 200k-400k, but the entire Valley of Mexico, taking up about the same space as the greater Los Angeles area, had a pop of 1.2 million. Seville's population in 1530 was 60,000 people.
@jedihunter176
@jedihunter176 2 жыл бұрын
@@indrickboreale7381 Like 3/4s of what you just said was incorrect and the remaining 1/4 is just a weird thing to say.
@hueytlahtoani1304
@hueytlahtoani1304 2 жыл бұрын
@@indrickboreale7381 metalurgy was only present in western Mesoamerica, and its uses were very limited. Poor administration and large descentralization maybe have doomed them, but we never know. The conquest of México is a very complex topic, its hard to explain it with simple factors.
@De_Wit
@De_Wit 2 жыл бұрын
Oh dear, as an old time player...this is just lovely. The cinematics, the carnage, the warcrimes...it's....it's beautifull good Sir.
@yjaeger3605
@yjaeger3605 2 жыл бұрын
As a spanish, I've never felt this much fear before
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
YOUR SKULL WILL LOOK NICE ON OUR SKULL THRONES!!
@yjaeger3605
@yjaeger3605 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps omg you noticed me!!!11!111!
@ДавидТахмазян-щ1м
@ДавидТахмазян-щ1м 2 жыл бұрын
@@yjaeger3605 yeah and now you will be sacrafised to the SUN GOD
@idontlikerome2744
@idontlikerome2744 2 жыл бұрын
This and the Moors advancing to Asturias...oh God Thats why we needed Cortez
@atizadordechimenea3241
@atizadordechimenea3241 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody expects the Aztec Inquisition.
@Astraben
@Astraben 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh, imagine a mod that's just normal Medieval II but if you invade 5 regions of Europe as the Aztecs you get reforms and can recruit shit like armored jaguar warriors with steel clubs, or mounted eagle warriors
@fluffypineapple3699
@fluffypineapple3699 2 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: Aztecs pull uno reverse card on the Spanish.
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
UNO REVERSO!
@ksalphalcsihp1252
@ksalphalcsihp1252 2 жыл бұрын
Tell that to Mongolian and Timurid... Still have one or two rival left or more which not included in Total War Medieval 2... 😂😂😂
@camulodunon
@camulodunon 2 жыл бұрын
​@@ksalphalcsihp1252 Except that both the Mongols and the Timurids are in Medieval 2.
@owenhardy7035
@owenhardy7035 2 жыл бұрын
“Why is the ground shaking? Is it an earthquake?” “No not an earthquake, *battle formations!* “
@librazero7454
@librazero7454 2 жыл бұрын
Sunset Invasion looks pretty fun when you play as the Aztecs
@owenhardy7035
@owenhardy7035 2 жыл бұрын
The Aztecs are actually one of my favorite factions to play as in the game. Despite the lack of cavalry and things like catapults and trebuchets, I love how fast the infantry moves and how you can have them in such large numbers. Using them in human swarm tactics is always fun, and yeah, their ability to demoralize is OP.
@CJ-ng2tz
@CJ-ng2tz 2 жыл бұрын
The best part is the moaning they do every time they charge into battle lmao. great video.
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you glad you enjoyed it!
@uncleruckus714
@uncleruckus714 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Dothraki screamers every time
@unknownonedied8765
@unknownonedied8765 Жыл бұрын
@@uncleruckus714 The Aztecs had death whistle, which gave them a psychological advantage scaring their enemies
@TheDirtysouthfan
@TheDirtysouthfan 2 жыл бұрын
I remember in Vanilla I was playing as the Moors and after I finished the campaign objectives I gave away a ton of territory in Europe to the Aztecs. I don’t remember anything happening, like the other factions didn’t interact with them, but I do remember they had stacks of Arquebusiers because they couldn’t spawn their own native troops in Europe.
@rasras6177
@rasras6177 2 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican I approve this video in the name of Huitzilopochtli, Tlaloc and Mictlan
@Kirkmaximus
@Kirkmaximus 2 жыл бұрын
I hope Pilps pins your comment to the top.
@taigongwang7517
@taigongwang7517 2 жыл бұрын
Then you must defy Jesus, back to Huitzilopochtli again
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 2 жыл бұрын
Sombrero Dog! XD
@OltrePodcast_Official
@OltrePodcast_Official Жыл бұрын
bro u probably have more white DNA than the average American xD
@alfotiosacaramde9631
@alfotiosacaramde9631 Жыл бұрын
*Mictlantecutli Or do you mean just underworld?
@CommanderBohn
@CommanderBohn 2 жыл бұрын
Aztecs invade Spain and Portugal? HOW BRUTALLY DID THE TIDES TURN.
@flaviuscontencius8524
@flaviuscontencius8524 2 жыл бұрын
15:45 : Portugal :*flees to Mali* Aztecs : Did you really think we don't search to destroy you, TO THE LAST ?!? Also Aztecs : Nice turism
@elkingoh4543
@elkingoh4543 2 жыл бұрын
Fatalities!! Aztec wins
@boyscouts83712
@boyscouts83712 Жыл бұрын
​@@elkingoh4543ultimate victory
@schrodinger6261
@schrodinger6261 2 жыл бұрын
Today I: Found your channel (subscribed) Found out that this game has the Aztecs in it??? And was convinced to buy TWM2 for the first time. A good day indeed sir, thank you! Also the fact that you reply to so many comments is awesome :>
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the kind words glad you enjoyed the video and enjoy the game!
@carloreytansiongco8741
@carloreytansiongco8741 2 жыл бұрын
High Priest: All the riches of this eastern world. All yours. For all eternity. Emperor: I gazed upon my new empire. And I see no chocolate.
@firmanpare2689
@firmanpare2689 2 жыл бұрын
Time traveler: "kicks rock" The timeline: "aztec invasion of europe"
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
TODAY IN ALTERNATIVE HISTORY
@coltonbraddyllbrown
@coltonbraddyllbrown 2 жыл бұрын
Really didn't expect this in my feed today, but I shall happily watch it as these videos are cracking.
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah! Based comment! Enjoy :D
@eiskohl8575
@eiskohl8575 2 жыл бұрын
Aztecs : Ancient Civilisation, worshipping the Sun and using barter trades aswell as using Obsidian weapons Also Aztecs : Yeah, you gotta give me some Florin if you wanna get warriors
@corruptg5914
@corruptg5914 2 жыл бұрын
This literally reminded me of the sunset invasion in the CK series, very great video as well my dude.
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
Sunest Invasion, Medieval II style! Thanks man, glad you enjoyed it!
@Fechno3
@Fechno3 2 жыл бұрын
This probably the only man who can make a turn based strategy let’s play fun to watch. Talented entertainer. Love the vids
@Fire_of756
@Fire_of756 2 жыл бұрын
This whole video is basically a reverse UNO card on the Old World by the Aztecs. "You try to invade us, but we outsmarted your invasion by invading you before you could invade me."
@Usuariosmetal
@Usuariosmetal 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man! Im from México, all I can say is that it was really enjoyable : Aztecs go Brrrrr!! Very nice video!
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it dude! :)
@joshuadavids7683
@joshuadavids7683 2 жыл бұрын
this is historically accurate, i am a Spaniard and now I also speak Nahuatl
@defyjayy8335
@defyjayy8335 2 жыл бұрын
That makes you more Mexican than actual Mexicans
@vexiox2234
@vexiox2234 2 жыл бұрын
Aztecs had to learn how to farm leopards to clothe that entire army
@giacomoromano8842
@giacomoromano8842 2 жыл бұрын
Virgin inca: lose to the spanish with a force numbering around ten thousands made out of a majority of untrained conscripts, utterly terrified by the spanish weapons and horses, just numbering 600. Chad aztech: is scared of nothing because he cuts himself everyday, so that the sun rise again the next day. Lost because his vassals allied with the invaders and their major capital was flooded just a couple of years before the spanish arrival.
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
AZTEC WARRIOR IS BASED
@cseijifja
@cseijifja 2 жыл бұрын
Incas had a civil war , the spanish suported one side that had just lost its leader , and then everyone died of smallpox
@giacomoromano8842
@giacomoromano8842 2 жыл бұрын
@@cseijifja only virgins waste time in civil war over petty succession squabbles. True chads get busy with cultural genocide, ethnic cleansing and squashing vassalls.
@redacted9912
@redacted9912 2 жыл бұрын
Cope
@vikingraider58
@vikingraider58 2 жыл бұрын
Inca are way more based than aztecs
@lottenetzel8751
@lottenetzel8751 2 жыл бұрын
20:17 He believed he wouldn't be sacrificed if his heart is blown to piece.
@MrBubbl347
@MrBubbl347 2 жыл бұрын
2:57 OMG THIS IS GOLD STUFF RIGHT HERE! ahahahah amazing as always 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@HazeTheWarlock
@HazeTheWarlock 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I love about Total War series (historical ones): you can pick up almost every nation, existing or ever existed, and write your own story. I think, for this developers can be forgiven for some historical inaccuracy or gameplay issues. P.S. By the way, is there are any chances of Empire Total War Expirience videos in the future? Or this game not good enough for the show?
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
I agree so much! And yes other total wars are planned don’t worry!
@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps yeah, you could do one with the mughals, they are very easy so a mughal world could be funny to see
@ksalphalcsihp1252
@ksalphalcsihp1252 2 жыл бұрын
More like alternate History... Just imagine if Islamic side won the cross war... 😂😂😂😂🙏☺😋😊🙏😊🙏😄🙏😄😊
@MrSeekerOfPeace
@MrSeekerOfPeace 2 жыл бұрын
@@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 I know vanilla is kind of nessecary for these types of videos but I wouldn't mind seeing *Darth Mod* Empire experience.
@Ttegegg
@Ttegegg 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps have you considered conquering all of the ameiricas?
@willbill1139
@willbill1139 2 жыл бұрын
Aztecs: How much sacrifice do you want to commit? Pilps: Yes
@commissarkordoshky219
@commissarkordoshky219 2 жыл бұрын
reminds me of a french - dutch comic book where the Aztecs invade during the third crusade! And it follows Robinhood too! The crossover nobody asked for but is none the less awesome
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
Damm that sounds like a good comic book!
@commissarkordoshky219
@commissarkordoshky219 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps five issues! Luxley it's called!
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 2 жыл бұрын
@@commissarkordoshky219 Can't find it on KZbin. :(
@commissarkordoshky219
@commissarkordoshky219 Жыл бұрын
@@dubuyajay9964 it's sadly incredibly niche. likely only dutch and flemish and french/waloon (I think it is Belgian)
@SandroAerogen
@SandroAerogen 2 жыл бұрын
Man, this makes me want Medieval 3 so bad. Wish they would drop making those Warhammer Fantasy games already.
@stuffums
@stuffums 2 жыл бұрын
Whats funny is that the Aztecs in vanilla are relatively quite stronger than they are in the New World DLC where they're meant to be played. Because in vanilla, Old World cavalry and troops all have 1 hit point each, only generals bodyguard have 2 hp. In the New World DLC campaign though, Spanish troops and cav (except militia) have 2hp, and their generals bodyguard have 3hp! to try to make a quantity vs quality balance
@PedroRodrigues-je6xp
@PedroRodrigues-je6xp 2 жыл бұрын
As a Portuguese, I like this video a lot, makes me wonder how different the world would be if the aztects did play a reverse UNO card on my neighbors
@NCRVeteranRanger
@NCRVeteranRanger Жыл бұрын
It’s a really interesting scenario to think about. What if the Mayans or Aztecs were the ones to rapidly advance their civilization instead of the Greeks & Latins? What if this highly advanced Native American Empire of Mayans or Aztecs discovered & conquered Europe while it was still nothing more than petty Celtic tribes & Latin kingdoms? What would a world look like where Native Americans dominate the modern world both culturally & ethnically? We might’ve had some humanized form of Mesoamerican religion as the dominant faith in this world, rather than Christianity. Our language & writing system would likely be either a mix of european & native american style at best, & entirely replaced with Native American style at worst. Obviously architecture would look far different than it does in our timeline. Honestly, It’s depressing to see a civilization with so much potential be reduced to ruin by the Europeans. The Asians got lucky in that much of their culture is still more-or-less intact after all these years. But what would our world have been like if Christopher Columbus discovered Asia instead of the Americas? The world may never know, I guess.
@the_kimchi_kommandant2603
@the_kimchi_kommandant2603 Жыл бұрын
@@NCRVeteranRanger Those natives had to be civilized anyway, it's a good thing that the Europeans did it and not the Turks or the Chinese.
@Rudipu
@Rudipu 2 жыл бұрын
I lol'ed irl many times. Best parts were the sequence at 5:54 ending in the sun baby god and Merry at 13:52 recoiling in pain from the sonic waves of uyeyeyeyeyeye
@Channel-23s
@Channel-23s 2 жыл бұрын
Never thought I’d see the AZtecs conquering Europe
@nogohoho
@nogohoho 2 жыл бұрын
There's something strangely satisfying about seeing the Aztecs absolutely BODY Europe.
@stefthorman8548
@stefthorman8548 2 жыл бұрын
Because it's impossible.
@matheusexpedito4577
@matheusexpedito4577 3 ай бұрын
​@@stefthorman8548 1828928281929942 to 1 ratios: nuh uh
@sztallone415
@sztallone415 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the famous Aztec-Papacy-Moors triple alliance I know from history
@eduardoduran7661
@eduardoduran7661 2 жыл бұрын
I love rewatching your medieval videos, please keep doing them. They are amazing quality!
@timesnewlogan2032
@timesnewlogan2032 11 ай бұрын
Imagine being the Pope at the time. Warriors with strange skin and brutal rituals arrive from the West, Mongols pour in from the East, and in the middle of it all, a plague comes that kills in a matter of days. If this isn't the Rapture, it's never coming.
@dominicmanester8125
@dominicmanester8125 2 жыл бұрын
If the Aztecs had a land bridge to Europe, this is pretty much how it would have gone down. Gengis Khan on one side, Aztecs on the other spit roasting Europe.
@TealWolf26
@TealWolf26 2 жыл бұрын
I would love if Montezuma and Gengis high-fived in Rome.
@nowakonstruktywnakrytyka7938
@nowakonstruktywnakrytyka7938 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, Aztecs would get fucked by any calvary charge, as they didn't have arms to counter calvary.
@stefthorman8548
@stefthorman8548 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, the stone age savages are WEAK, and have no advantages, unlike the mongols.
@arnaldogangana355
@arnaldogangana355 2 жыл бұрын
And that is basically the plot of the Sunset Invasion DLC for CK2... Only with passion and war cry 😆
@dantecaputo2629
@dantecaputo2629 2 жыл бұрын
Just imagine how terrifying that would be. A massive armada of pagan warriors wearing jaguar skins just appears out of the endless sea one day. No one knows who they are or where they came from, and they immediately just start conquering everything in sight.
@abdouoftouggourttheconquer7241
@abdouoftouggourttheconquer7241 Жыл бұрын
bronze age in nutshell
@matheusexpedito4577
@matheusexpedito4577 Жыл бұрын
​@@abdouoftouggourttheconquer7241but now the sea people actually draw all the ways they will brutally murder the europeans
@testedhawk
@testedhawk Жыл бұрын
Honestly, even if the Aztec in this video never developed over-seas ships, imagine Conquistadors exploring this version of America and coming to find that the ENTIRE continent is ruled under one banner of a blood-thirsty tribe that wants to assimilate any other nation it finds
@makowako6035
@makowako6035 2 жыл бұрын
3:38 Now that's what I call a Sunset Invasion.
@LEGIONARY1234
@LEGIONARY1234 Жыл бұрын
Blood for the sun god, Skulls for the Tzompantli.
@wet_lettuce1566
@wet_lettuce1566 2 жыл бұрын
This move is known as "Reverse Cortés"
@lordgerog
@lordgerog 2 жыл бұрын
As a mexican, i really love this video, i expect, one day, a video of warhammer 3 with skarbrand.
@detroitdave9512
@detroitdave9512 2 жыл бұрын
Quickly becoming one of my favorite channels on the platform; keep it up!
@hypnobear7908
@hypnobear7908 2 жыл бұрын
It`s like Sunset Invasion from CK2, but from Aztec poit of view. Great video, loved it! MED2 is my favourite Total War game, and I am glad you are doing these videos about it.
@faulergeist4159
@faulergeist4159 2 жыл бұрын
Man i never very much liked these kind of games, but your editing always makes them enjoyable. Even if I've no idea what the heck is going on
@ImperfectionistSupreme
@ImperfectionistSupreme 2 жыл бұрын
16:11 The Moors: “I’ve made a severe…and continuous lapse in my judgement.”
@Sorieat
@Sorieat 2 жыл бұрын
Who would win a modern society of the time with armor of metal and very experienced troops or some people cosplaying as animals with clubs?
@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 2 жыл бұрын
comic on medieval ages, colorized
@wilmagregg3131
@wilmagregg3131 2 жыл бұрын
i mean thats kinda how it was with the horse nomads vs ancient chyna except they had better bows and horses.
@camulodunon
@camulodunon 2 жыл бұрын
​@@wilmagregg3131 Nah, the nomads were more in line with the Chinese tech wise than the Aztecs we're with the Spaniards.
@Cofisyt
@Cofisyt 2 жыл бұрын
I can see the progress you are making with your editing. It's really cool and very noticeable! :)
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you think so, thank you!
@mydloSA
@mydloSA 2 жыл бұрын
The largest pyjama party I've seen
@Tech-PriestDakka
@Tech-PriestDakka 2 жыл бұрын
"Lacking in Weapons and Technology" The Macuahuitl says fucking OTHERWISE.
@lore2587
@lore2587 2 жыл бұрын
Cutting everything that moves for the 🌤god
@CataStudies
@CataStudies 2 жыл бұрын
Man, this channel has quickly become my favourite. I crave your content and also congratulations since it seems you may be blessed by the algorithm again, considering how much the comments are engaged.
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate it! Glad you enjoy the channel :D
@CataStudies
@CataStudies 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pilps BTW watching the video I just had the thought that you somehow managed to to summon the spirit of Genghis Khan. You killed more than the plague.
@1lastcrusade740
@1lastcrusade740 2 жыл бұрын
some of THE BEST content on youtube! You put so much work into these we all thank you!
@brekiel_scripts
@brekiel_scripts 2 жыл бұрын
The most feared military force in both the Old and New Worlds:. "HUWAHEHOLOOUIOOUIOLOLOOOH"
@Vladmontes7619
@Vladmontes7619 2 жыл бұрын
Time Traveler: *sneezes* The timeline: 3:56
@nesh_san
@nesh_san 2 жыл бұрын
This series is not what I thought I needed in my life and I absolutely love it!
@oliverstianhugaas7493
@oliverstianhugaas7493 2 жыл бұрын
This man waited 100 years to see his plan unfold.
@sgtboom7
@sgtboom7 2 жыл бұрын
Here's how I picture that conversation at 20:14 went: "Uh Captain, I'm about to fire and you are standing in front of my cannon." "I know, but I've seen nations armed with gunpowder and longswords and clad in steel plate be destroyed by people who have no cavalry and wear animal skins for armor. I really don't want to live on this planet anymore." "Fair enough...fire!"
@arkorbravos7686
@arkorbravos7686 2 жыл бұрын
what can inflict more fear into the hearts of the enemy: the technological superiority and metalurgic capabilities of the europeans of the aggressive howling on some coyote aztec bois
@Mitchell_WerBell_III
@Mitchell_WerBell_III 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine, if you will, you are a Spanish knight and you’ve spent your life dueling, jousting, and training for honorable combat against your foes, only for some guy across the world dressed in literal cheetah print to sail over to your country, beat you to death with an obsidian tipped club, then dunk a leather ball through a stone hoop. Truly a “goat’d with the sauce” moment.
@xiuhcoatl4830
@xiuhcoatl4830 2 жыл бұрын
I love how they just have to say "war god" and "sun god" since the actor can't pronounce Huitzilopochtli or Tezcatlipoca
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
THE WAR GOD IS WITH US
@SimonRiley135
@SimonRiley135 Жыл бұрын
23:43 "We have defeated the spirits of our ancestors proud" 😂😂
@Real7419
@Real7419 2 жыл бұрын
Damm Sunset invasion do be hitting different these days
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
PRAISE BE TO THE SUN GOD
@highfivedog2336
@highfivedog2336 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so proud of you, to see your first video to seeing you now is a journey.
@DarkAdept1
@DarkAdept1 2 жыл бұрын
The innacurate thing in this game that aztec stiil using clubs and cotton armor while aztec should actually adapt and start to use metal weapons and armor and horses right after they capture the first eouropean city.
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
Would of been cool
@camulodunon
@camulodunon 2 жыл бұрын
The other inaccurate thing is that they wouldn't have been able to do this in the first place.
@nowakonstruktywnakrytyka7938
@nowakonstruktywnakrytyka7938 2 жыл бұрын
The first innacurate thing is that aztecs would not even get a single city as Anny calvary charge would fuck them up...
@Fat-Crusader
@Fat-Crusader 5 ай бұрын
​@@nowakonstruktywnakrytyka7938except if they over breed, so yeah this ones accurate
@Dogapillar4Lyfe
@Dogapillar4Lyfe 2 жыл бұрын
This is what makes Total War fun. Rewriting history
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely!
@iancorder6133
@iancorder6133 2 жыл бұрын
It‘s now historical cannon that the Aztecs survived because of skillshare
@huebuckle8198
@huebuckle8198 2 жыл бұрын
In this timeline jaguars went extinct to equipe the aztec army with uniforms
@magicalgirl1296
@magicalgirl1296 2 жыл бұрын
I love that part where the Aztecs are just chilling while everyone across the Atlantic are killing each other lol.
@leo0980
@leo0980 2 жыл бұрын
I'm mexican and I only say: thanks for made my dream a reality
@zlosov5817
@zlosov5817 2 жыл бұрын
How to trade as an Aztec: You give me Everything I give you the glory of serving my god in the afterlife
@allesarfint
@allesarfint 2 жыл бұрын
I love to watch you play "try to avoid the information popups" in every video.
@Pilps
@Pilps 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, glad you enjoy the videos!
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