The England Experience

[@jirikrajak]

Henry was pretty drunk, so i understand his little accident.. R.I.P. Henry We never forget your last motivational speak :DDDDDDDDDDD

[@Pilps]

Oh wow you’re right! It all makes sense now!

[@3musketerantidbd174]

Wow

[@HolyFurryFish1998]

420 likes; gotta leave it.

[@minhhoang347]

When he drunk he often think about his fat ugly wife. That is why he is alway in Nietzche mode when around alcohol.

[@zombine009]

Man, he was taken too soon.

[@Archris17]

Amazing how 15 years ago, they had the tech for expansive sieges, individual model stats and units that change their look depending on your tech level and now they don't have any of that...

[@Pilps]

Back when CA cared. Big sad.

[@TealWolf26]

CA: We don't do that here. Want to buy more DLC factions?

[@Archris17]

@@Pilps Okay, well at least the sieges are getting a bit better in Warhammer 3? Took 'em bloody long enough, but it's a step forward :)

[@shoaibakther1453]

@@Archris17 lol nice joke

[@oilslick7010]

Visual representation of upgraded equipment was the best thing they invented and my biggest gripe with CA ever since they removed it

[@GoodwinGhost]

Total War Shogun 2 generals: honorably encourages their men before a fight Total War Medieval 2 generals: drunken banter with the lads

[@yoloman3607]

Maybe a poet will write a sad line about their fate

[@Pilps]

You love to see it!

[@Pilps]

He died drunk diving onto his own mens wooden stakes after already winning the battle 😅

[@jlima5509]

I guess you guys never got "sword of the moon people" retainer...

[@aymanelkadouri8235]

@@Pilps what true lad

[@thevoidlookspretty7079]

“Unification of England.” *Shows Ireland* England 100.

[@jamescpalmer]

You Englanded correctly.

[@Pilps]

Heh heh 😈

[@testaccount4191]

what they going to do? cars have not been invented yet to car bomb

[@ladywaffle2210]

I'm sure that won't become a problem in, oh, 700-800 years?

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@testaccount4191 Don't have to defeat the Irish Republican Army if there's no functional republics

[@kenny187ful]

Any England campaign: Conquer everything like a true Englishmen, and defend Wales from the dreaded Portuguese

[@warlerker]

Little Brother Wales must be protected from Old Man Portugal.

[@Dave1The2Rave3]

Portugal and England/UK is the world's longest standing alliance

[@lahire4943]

Conquer everything but Europe...

[@Pilps]

Oh yes :D

[@Pilps]

Wales is England now silly aha

[@qwaku4907]

Aztecs just chilling* Phips: "The E in english stands for *EMPIRE* "

[@Pilps]

HEH HEH, everywhere is England

[@zombine009]

Don't you hate it when you just get invaded some hundreds of years early.

[@legateelizabeth]

Ah, England. The E in England stands for Empire, and the M in England stands for Morals.

[@regginsouth9565]

@@legateelizabeth no it's N ,and it means Need to go to school.

[@isaacscerri9696]

If you imagine hard enough every battle will feel like Agincourt. - Some English longbowman.

[@Pilps]

Said somewhere in the invasion of France, probably, 1265

[@machiavellianoverture1747]

And St. Crispin's Day Speech can be applied in almost every great battle

[@Sammyfarel]

@@Pilps can you tell me what is the next video Will be pretty please 🙏🙏

[@SabbathEnjoyer]

welsh* longbowman.

[@Shisnoparadoxe]

But if you don't you can quickly end up at the battle of Patay.

[@diapason89]

Chosokabe: "My favorite animal is the porcupine." England: "Me too, lad."

[@Pilps]

Heh heh I see what you did there!

[@ladywaffle2210]

On one side of the world, Japan stands united, hardened by a hundred years of warfare. On the other, Europe and the Americas march under one banner. In between them, China shivers in terror.

[@FranciscoPerez-px5us]

@@ladywaffle2210 that would be sick

[@alanmike6883]

Two peoples of a kind on the other side of the world lol

[@DWatchRazgriz]

The rest of the world: We have you outnumbered! Surrender! England, with the best archers in the game: I like those odds.

[@Pilps]

Longbows go *BRRRRRRR*

[@MrAsh1100]

Rest of the World: We have you surrounded! England: Ah, goodness! Now we don't even have to aim!

[@oreo3087]

@@MrAsh1100 I swear i saw you before

[@MrAsh1100]

@@oreo3087 Getting the old Deja vu? Or perhaps if you know me by the name of....Captain Matias Torres, Captain of the Alicorn, Nuke Osea, Defender of Marine-chan on youtube.com, and Torres Living in a Society.

[@oreo3087]

@@MrAsh1100 you're from a video about hero hei,am i right?

[@ltramon7463]

France: We know now not to trust you. England: The fact that you trusted me in the first place was your first mistake.

[@Pilps]

Heh heh *LONGBOWS GO BRRRRRRRRRRRR*

[@jonathanwells223]

I love how you somehow got a general that was actually insane in that army you sent to the new world.

[@Pilps]

It was fitting I guess 😂

[@Beenevolence]

@@Pilps did you use a mod for that?

[@jonathanwells223]

@@Beenevolence no, it’s just a random trait that a general can have

[@Beenevolence]

@@jonathanwells223 What I meant was for the new world content

[@lfcmike12]

@@Beenevolence That's the dlc for medieval 2

[@michaelnoctor1519]

Everyone :"No, you can't just place stakes and shoot us with arrows! Fight us man to man!" England: "Haha arrows go burrr"

[@Pilps]

Arrows go *BRRRRRRRRRR*

[@kasrkinfromcadia3987]

The funny thing is that England can do that, they have very good melee infantry, both from castles and cities. The only thing they lack is cavalry.

[@thatsneakyneenja2595]

@@kasrkinfromcadia3987 If you are good at micro even just a single generals bodyguard is enough to devastate most armies in my experience.

[@TheGeoCheese]

@@thatsneakyneenja2595 ain’t that the truth. Besides all you need from the cavalry pool are mailed knights upgraded for the late game and they’ll serve you well with just the right amount of micro.

[@Gutenburg100]

@@TheGeoCheese or just mass archers and stakes and watch the carnage unfold lol.

[@cruzaider5339]

Conquering quite literally every inch of land like a true English man

[@Pilps]

If it ain’t red then it should be!

[@kevinhofman8369]

"Colonizing"

[@cruzaider5339]

@@kevinhofman8369 Unintentionally own the land

[@cromwellthesynth]

The world is all English, just as God intended

[@cruzaider5339]

@@cromwellthesynth Just as long as there's people it's English

[@SkySweeperSyn]

I honestly still believe Med 2 has the most immersive feeling battles. The colors, the weather, the sounds. it all feels gritty and I love it

[@Pilps]

The sounds of bows and arrows in this game is gorgeous!

[@abhi5504]

Its definitely up there but it's not the best

[@dk-sky3820]

The last TW game where you could actually FEEL the weight and impact of heavy cavalry

[@mckinneyhunts]

Same here. It's what I play. I've tried most of the other historic TW games but always come back to Med. 2. The cities and castles are beautiful. I wish you could use every inch of the buildings and extend sieges into multiple turns, but other than that it just has better battles, simple interface, etc. I love it. I would like to see Medieval 3 but might be disappointed.

[@joejosa8985]

I was disappointed after ME2.

[@_MrPixel_]

5:12 Aah yes who could forget the English conquistadors who ventured into the new world fought the Aztecs and formed New London in the year 1170 AD.

[@user-kc5gf3rw3n]

🤣🤣

[@godlovesyou1995]

I think there were some english conquistadors who fought the mayans

[@spikem5950]

@@godlovesyou1995 The Mayans were gone before the Europeans set foot there, that civilization kind of just vanished.

[@kajetandutkiewicz448]

@@spikem5950 There are millions of Mayans living in mexico right now, they didn't "vanish". They went through a major crisis and lost their dominant power status, yes, but they still had cities and states, even if most of the old ones were abandoned and forgotten ( So much so we're still discovering new mayan cities )

[@KaneRawrhammer]

8:12 That general must of had the Drunkard Trait, an unattractive wife, and very poor command skills to give that kind of speech lol

[@stalhandske9649]

Just the drunkard, if memory serves. That speech is the "English drunkard default speech", I think even an unmarried drunkard general would give the same. Sad really that these more varied speeches were really made for only a handful of factions, some of them are _so_ good. The rest had to do with just a few, which gets monotonic after a while.

[@Pilps]

I miss traits actually having results on the generals, would love some drunk shogun 2 generals aha

[@Pilps]

Poor Henry and his ugly wife

[@JakeBaldwin1]

I like how they will usually incorporate things like army composition and who they are fighting into the speeches. Something I miss heavily in the new total war titles.

[@francisquito4590]

@@stalhandske9649 Spain has a TON of speeches in the spanish version, not only for the traits of the general, but the general will also mention Saint Barbara (the saint of the powder) if you have arcabusiers or cannons

[@-Raylight]

England be like *"Don't mind us, we're just passing to take your **-lands-** teas"* You just made the queen very happy. I hope you'll be blessed by unlimited supply of tea xD

[@shinodamasaru7945]

"It's a free real estate",- King of England

[@Pilps]

Everything and everywhere is ENGLAND

[@nicholasthuya7683]

@@Pilps quite fitting since your an Australian You still literally serve the queen

[@cnlbenmc]

+@@Pilps+ Rule Brittania *INTENSIFIES* *!*

[@unlyokosympa9445]

French generals: nooooo you have to fight with honor and a spear like a knight Some bri''ish farmer: haha longbows goes wooosh

[@Pilps]

Heh heh, Longbows go *BRRRRRRRR*

[@warlerker]

@@Pilps Longbows go THNKTHNKTHTH%THTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHNK THNK THNK

[@Kaiimei]

The funny part is, a lot of archers really would have just been farmers or craftsmen drafted into the army, because every englishman had to practice archery for two hours every Sunday from the age of 7. So it's not surprising that England had a lot of archers effectively on-call.

[@warlerker]

@@Kaiimei Well when your perpetually at war with Germany spain and france the other 3 European Superpowers thats what you need.

[@nsahandler]

Longbow go TWANG

[@Raptor747]

I have to say, your strategy and general shenanigans displayed here was amazing and hilarious. Buying a random province in Turkey, demolishing everything and disbanding any garrison, then gifting the province to France, was just such a Big Brain move.

[@Pilps]

Haha thank you! I just thought it was hilarious to do! Glad you enjoyed the video :D

[@CrzyWzrd4L]

Oh I love doing this, or bribing settlements and then giving them to one of their enemies. Sometimes I’ll even bribe a general I’m at war with, disband his entire army, then send him to fight his former countrymen and purposefully get him killed.

[@AdministrativeResults]

'luv me longbows 'ate the french simple as

[@Pilps]

Nuff said!

[@kirne3953]

8:10 I would follow that man even through hell with a speech like that! After all, if he doesn't know what he is doing, the enemy can't know either!

[@Pilps]

Drunk speeches are best speeches!

[@privatecookie29]

The England Experience or as it's also known as; How to ruin Scotland in 4 minutes or less. God I love Pilps videos.

[@Pilps]

Haha English Longbows go *BRRRRRRRR*

[@zubbworks]

Under two turn gang turn up.

[@GoodwinGhost]

The first bit with Ricky, Stephan, and Karl is already gold

[@Pilps]

Haha thank you! I think the clip perfectly summed up it all

[@AzraelDeathless]

2:35 idk why but there’s something so… impactful and emotional about facing off against the last enemy army with their king leading them. Depending on how long your war with them has been your ready for it to end yet also sad that it has to come to said end. The enemy putting up fight after fight despite your armies decimating them yet they still call one final charge into your lines and as you watch this imminent clash you realize… this is the moment you destroyed a nation…

[@Pilps]

Damm you're right. It's hauntingly beautiful the way you described it, thanks for commenting it!

[@AzraelDeathless]

@@Pilps I’m here every upload lmao

[@Sorieat]

Imagine being a soldier in the first days of this campaign having been apart of war in Scotland, Ireland, Mexico, France and Poland and see all your friends die around you and you are still be alive

[@finaladvance5085]

4 things I miss from this ild game. 1: actually carrying the siege weapons 2: manually ordering replacements for units lost 3: being able to capture the enemy general 4: the unit formations

[@Pilps]

And the diplomacy, I love being able to buy lands and get map information trades, and depending on the traits, would effect the battle speeches, hence my drunk general speech aha, it’s why I kinda don’t want a Medieval 3, because I know CA would fuck it up or underperform in the delivery of quality compared to their games like medieval 2

[@JakeBaldwin1]

@@Pilps I kind of wish that CA would update the graphics to modern specs and change nothing else. Maybe add arrows sticking in troops like shogun 2 but that's it.

[@m.ajiprasetyo7188]

Ahh yes, the European Chosokabe By the way it is really nice seeing you cover the Medieval 2 Total War, Looking forward for your future videos!

[@Pilps]

Basically yes! And thank you! It’s fun finally adding a new total war to the channel!

[@m.ajiprasetyo7188]

@City Watch Guard Haha yeah, they might be. It's just that in terms of Total War Games, I like to refer Chosokabe as Japanese Agincourt Machine and refer England as European Chosokabe.

[@Swift-mr5zi]

Can you plz explain to me the reference? Dis the Chosokabe use archers a lot or something?

[@willistuttle966]

Eurokabe

[@pp-wo1sd]

@@willistuttle966 That would be Otomo clan

[@ninjartist36]

"With enough English longbows in your army you can make any battle feel like Agincourt" - Robertus Maximus

[@Pilps]

Oh yes! I took that quote quite literally!

[@ninjartist36]

@@Pilps I noticed

[@راميالبنّى-ك4ذ]

RIP Henry, he had the best battle speeches 😔

[@Pilps]

He just didn't want to go back to his wife aha

[@mercenarygundam1487]

​@@Pilps I mean, Turkey meat is quite good in the Americas. Why go home when you have something new that you can't even get back in England.

[@GrasshopperKelly]

"The *END* of the Scots!" Aren't those scots in your army?! "I used the scots, to destroy the scots!"

[@thehappy_spearman1389]

That's literally the Jacobite Wars your describing right there.

[@zillafire101]

"Our longbows will blot out the sun!"

[@Pilps]

Longbows go *BRRRRRR*

[@heavystalin2419]

Then I'll make 2 in its stead

[@JonAddisonFilms]

"Then we shall surrender in the shade!" - The French... probably.

[@Alarak_]

@@JonAddisonFilms "Then we shall behead them in the shade !" - Definitively us XD

[@Volound]

exiling france to the middle of turkey, a fate worse than death, lmao. medieval 2 was such an amazing game. its easy to overlook nice details like the generals speeches and the memey agent cutscenes, but videos like these make them impossible to forget. also the slow turtling you could do in this game to play tall and have a british economic marvel with high level guilds and sherwood archers and then storm the middle east on crusade with arquebus and bombards supporting the longbows and billmen. god damn this game was great.

[@Pilps]

Haha they deserved it! And I know man, I love the sound design in this game and the many ways of how to go about things with politics!

[@ohhellyeah2878]

*is

[@mathieuverschelden4525]

Oh boy, medieval 2. What a glorious day to start a new series

[@Pilps]

Hell yeah babaaaaaay!!!

[@FeHearts]

Cannot wait for the Poland Experience where you form full cavalry doom stacks and conquer the entire world with your hordes.

[@Pilps]

OH YES!!!

[@jorvach9874]

Then the Un-winged Hussars arrived! ...Because there are no winged Hussars in Medieval 2.

[@jankygrunt]

I love the little ending movie recording the whole play through, it’s always cool to see in-world methods of telling the player the impact they had on the game, when a game jumps out at you with a pop up screen saying “great job!” It doesn’t have the same effect

[@Pilps]

Yeah it makes you feel more rewarded :D

[@SwampGreen14]

Man, I its nuts how good these videos are, they just wanna make me instantly start a new campaign. I think you could show anyone interested in global strategy games these vids and they would be chomping at the bits to play Total War. -Hats- Longbow off to you Sire!

[@Pilps]

Thank you for the kind words! Glad you enjoyed it friend :D

[@osmanklc0]

Yea imma go play england now

[@Anonymous-lo9bo]

Shogun 2 and now Medieval 2, you're really going down the checklist for the best Total War titles aren't you?

[@Pilps]

Oh yes, I have taste you see 😎

[@TheCreepercrusader]

@@Pilps Explicitly good taste good sir!!! Do the Holy Roman Empire next pls!!!!!

[@Anonymous-lo9bo]

Gonna do vanilla-like campaigns or do you have plans for stainless steel as well? Feels like it would be fitting, since you did use expanded japan for your shogun 2 runs

[@shinodamasaru7945]

He shall finish each campaign with crusade

[@nicholasthuya7683]

@@Pilps I thought this was a pertinax upload until I checked the channel

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

William Wallace: *SCOTLAND FOREVA!!!* Longshanks: *k, 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓽.*

[@Pilps]

longbows go *BRRRRRRRRR*

[@thedapperfire2613]

Always loved the mix between the humour and the more action packed scenes with your vids, it's perfectly blended so you aren't just stuffed with each or too much of one.

[@Pilps]

Thanks a ton and glad you enjoy the videos! Thank you for commenting :)

[@tyroystan3888]

henry... So valiant and brave... Ran into stakes while drunk driving.... Poor man. RIP

[@Pilps]

He just didn’t want to go back to England to his ugly wife 😂

[@mercenarygundam1487]

​@@PilpsThat, or that's some intense Aztec Peyote.

[@ГрецкийОлег-щ3г]

This is legit great lmao! Great content in the glory of the Queen! P.S.: I feel like doing a Rus experience will be really cool for memes, and also quite a challenge to survive until their best units can be availible, that can carry you through the Mongols. I remember I used to migrate the Rus into England to escape the Khergi... I mean mongols. Greetings from Moscow and have a good weekend ;)

[@Pilps]

Don’t worry all countries are planned! And yes that will be an interesting scenario! Hopefully I can survive aha

[@madmarvshighwaywarrior2870]

Did you just mash up Total War with Mount and Blade?

[@ГрецкийОлег-щ3г]

@@madmarvshighwaywarrior2870 😌😉

[@bubbaphat8242]

The memes. All the memes are absolutely amazing. You are truly a man of culture. The British humour was absolutely smashing (in heads of the French)!

[@Pilps]

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the video :D

[@bubbaphat8242]

@@Pilps :)

[@JakeBaldwin1]

I give it ten pincushioned frogs out of ten.

[@Alarak_]

Well, you know ... We can put english and kings' humour on the edge, heh heh XD

[@MichChats]

This is amazing. Editing, editing is key. I need more Med 2 experiences.

[@Pilps]

Thank you! Don't worry, more Medieval 2 is planned! :D

[@editorproductions5238]

''i want the pink elephants and pixies to charges the enemy'' had me dying

[@Pilps]

Good old drunk trait speeches!

[@radioface86]

"Patiently awaiting to breach and butcher, sire." God, I love this game.

[@Jim90117]

To be born English is to win the lottery of life.

[@theamorphousflatsch2699]

Henrys death was propably the most fitting deaths possible in this game.

[@kenny187ful]

No matter how many TW games CA makes, Medieval 2 will always be the standard

[@Pilps]

Anything after Atilla is just shit in my eyes lol

[@zm1786]

@@Pilps based

[@kenny187ful]

Literally any square inch of land: *Exists* England: *BY SAINT GEORGE, It's free real estate*

[@sjs9698]

...just have to 'persuade' a few locals first.

[@Pilps]

BY SAINT GEORGE!! THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE AND TOBACCO!

[@Pilps]

And send em to the slaughter in the first wave!

[@n0denz]

By Saint George! It's literally Saint George descending from Heaven with a longbow and wearing an Arsenal jersey!

[@red.s1k]

Man I love your edits, you actually keep people entertained all the way through the video

[@Pilps]

Thank you for the kind words! Glad you enjoy the videos 😎

[@cnlbenmc]

So is Medieval 2 going to be covered exclusively for a while or is Fall of the Samurai also going to show up in the videos?

[@Pilps]

Next video is the saga experience on fall of the samurai! Going to be juggling both total wars!

[@cnlbenmc]

+@@Pilps+ Most Excellent!

[@jakzine540]

@@Pilps Kneeling fire...just...kneeling fire. Oh, the sweet sweet horror. And Armstrong Guns. Let's be real; you can utterly destroy entire armies, forts, and full-stack armies in full-development forts...with Armstrong Guns.

[@kooshikoomeji3684]

@@Pilps would be nice if you could cover the (barack) obama clan when you have time!

[@thatoneguyii5458]

On a side note my favorite part of Fall of the samurai is just watching an entire unit of cavalry get gunned down by galing gun fire (a la Last Samurai style)

[@YakMan8]

It never ceases to amaze me how well you build your economy in those games, so you can just straight up buy provinces on the other side of the map :DDD

[@bigblackjay900]

Been playing this game as a kid and i still couldn't raise enough of my finances to buy provinces

[@kingt0295]

@@bigblackjay900 sack slap a few faction capitals for 16-25 k

[@YoloJenkins-n7f]

Best quote of king Henry no comp: "I want the pink elephants and green pixies to lead the attack. Have you meet my wife?, bloody ugly women, probably fighting with that lot over there, and were buggered if she is on their side"

[@alfieingrouille1528]

🗿

[@IC3XR]

I love the thought of a Universe where Henry VIII died by getting drunk and impaling himself on a barricade stick, and his last motivational speech was about green pixies or something. R.I.P

[@Pilps]

Truly an Englishman

[@IC3XR]

@@Pilps a proper chap indeed

[@PjAw27]

That Idiot Abroad clip for the intro was pure perfection! 😂 I know this is going to be an amazing video!

[@Pilps]

Haha thank you! I had a lot of fun editing that part! :D

[@danielvolger2763]

I must say, its cool that we see also some other factions from other games. Nice video btw.

[@Pilps]

It was refreshing doing another total war!

[@KnightofDark00180]

I'm surprised you actually managed to keep this game stable for an entire "Experience" video. Nice work.

[@Pilps]

Surprisingly it only crashed once

[@Harpo_Gaming]

I dont understand the unstable thing people talk about ive never experienced a crash

[@ТАДАМ-ю4ж]

​@@Harpo_Gamingnever too

[@colemanscollard2207]

Knights and horses in full plate in the year 1110, 34 years after the Norman invasions of England with the house of Normandy still on the throne lmao

[@crazydudeofcrazyness]

The opening edit to this video is actually so catatonicslly funny I come back to this video near daily just to hear "idk I guess I was expecting some EXCOMMUNICATION." and Ricky just crying with laughter. The entire video is a editing masterpiece but that intro kills me every time

[@Pilps]

Thank you so much! Yeah anything involving those three together is instantly funny to me too! Thanks for commenting 😎

[@crazydudeofcrazyness]

@@Pilps anytime g, love your content always a proper laugh to see shared experience and memes from playing thousands of hours of TW

[@STRZB001]

9:19 I’ve never been told “close your mouth kind sir” as eloquent and as nicely as this. English fellows are so genuinely polite.

[@Dinozavr210]

I'm really glad Pilps got his hands on a game that yet has to be overthrown from its high quality standards place Thank you, Pilps, very cool

[@Pilps]

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the video I had a lot of fun making it

[@nukclear2741]

I personally have more fun with the newer total war games myself, as I can never get a full understanding of the economy of this game, and the diplomacy system has caused me to rage quit more than once.

[@nukemplay3662]

Я не знаю английский, но я понимаю что происходит и мне весело

[@Tatar-h13]

жиза, но мозговой штурм по европе мне понравился))

[@Pilps]

That’s all that matters!

[@redrebel1655]

Забавно, не думал, что встречу тут русских

[@m7ray]

@@redrebel1655 Бывает. Я тоже часто думаю, что я один русскоязычный в забугорных видео.

[@legodude494]

Sees 'The Fall of France' and 'The Last Days of France' Me, an Englishman: "Ah, sweeter words were never spoken!"

[@brianmark2530]

I watched this while having only total war rome 2 for reference and there are so many mechanics and things that i just didn't understand. as well as me knowing none of the flags whatsoever. WIll continue to watch because they are entertainting even if only for the edits of memes that i don't get but still find funny. thank you for reading this and I hope your whole family has a nice christmas

[@MrKrossix]

CAM ON INGERLAND! SCORE SUM FAKKIN GOALS!

[@Pilps]

FOR ENGALAAAAAAAAAANNDDDD

[@constantinethegreat5907]

People seem to think this is meme gameplay, no. This my friends is history. Ah Britainnia, you do me proud.

[@Pilps]

LONGBOOOOOOOOOOOWSSSSS

[@jpbar4230]

The Unification of England. > invades Ireland and Wales Yeah, sounds like something the English would do.

[@Pilps]

Oh yes!

[@talleywa5772]

"bold words for someone in longbow range." -England probably

[@LucasSaimor]

I'm 80% convinced the British Museum had assistance from Pilps in "retrieving" foreign treasures

[@yavyav2281]

Mhh nostalgia, one of my first campaign ever in a total war alongside the Julii in Rome

[@Pilps]

The good old days!!

[@josephjohnson5415]

I love total war AI. (Thup thup thup, argghhh...) "Where are these falling things killing us coming from?" (Thup thup thup, aaahheeah) "Do we charge? Do we charge?" (Thup thup thup, huhuhu) "No, we rush forward 10 feet then return to our original positions." (Thup thup thup, ughhh...)

[@Pilps]

Haha that’s why longbows are so much fun!

[@arnaldogangana355]

THE RETURN OF THE KING (Hopefully with loads of gunpowder with him)

[@Pilps]

In medieval times? That’s not until the broken timurids or mongols come!

[@DannyIO]

"and were buggered if shes on their side.. LOOK" that broke me

[@Espritviril]

Oh man the nostalgia! Inserted directly to my veins. First time watching you and loved the way you edit. You got yourself a sub. Well done and thanks for creating this. Was about to sleep but made me watch for 20 min which felt like 2. Bless you :)

[@AbdulHannanAbdulMatheen]

👏🙂 Ahh the medieval 2 executions are nostalgic. 🤣 3:00 lol the cavalry charging into a line of spears.

[@hannibalburgers477]

Historically accurate. Classic French Nobility.

[@amp8295]

All I could think of when I watch this was: FOR ENGLAND, AND ST. GEORGE!

[@Pilps]

LONGBOOOOOOOOWS!!!

[@drummingkiwi8766]

Finally, the best nation

[@Pilps]

Longbows go *BRRRRRRR*

[@alexandruhaitov7974]

Nope

[@harryvh3356]

Bro. The battlefield views The editing The music The video length It's all in perfect balance. Great quality, without overuse of one or the other. fucking sublime. Subbed.

[@Pilps]

Thank you for the kind words friend! Glad you enjoyed the video :D

[@codyconnor6981]

England: It’s time to unify. The rest of the world: Sweats.

[@MrCstish]

Fooking A, back when Engerland scored goals!

[@Pilps]

If goals you mean colonisation!

[@shinodamasaru7945]

yes!IIIYEEESSSSS!!!!!Hope you can find good games for you to clip. Stay frosty

[@Pilps]

Medieval 2 is finally here!

[@ArchCone]

Ahhhhhh finally playing as the true chad nation.

[@Pilps]

LONGBOOOOOOOOOOOOWSS!!!

[@FumblsTheSniper]

TFW you’re in the entire new world and your general is tripping off new world drugs right before a battle

[@boysilly5629]

Man, a Medieval 3 would totally hit the spot rn

[@Pilps]

With current Creative Assembly? No, GOD NO

[@StickmanEvil]

Love to see some spicy Medieval 2 content. Would highly recommend the Venetians or Byzantines. The Moors, Sicily and Poland have some fun units as well, but their situations are... weird.

[@Pilps]

I plan on playing all the countries/factions!

[@oriigine1630]

By far the best total war game, can't wait they annouce the third ! :D

[@Pilps]

Sadly i don't want them to do it, CA will fuck it up

[@thelightning7863]

England - bring's longbowmen Scots and French - Screw this shit, I'm out.

[@Pilps]

Longbows go *BRRRRRR*

[@DilmanoDilbero]

"By St.George behave yourself. I will give you a taste of my longbow"

[@Pilps]

BY SAINT GEORGE

[@BigSchim]

The start of this video is perfect. It sums up every single faction you play as when you send a diplomat to the Pope and promise 200 flourins per turn for 50 turns for 1 cross per turn.

[@axelsolaris6378]

Wait a minute... I have serious doubts... How the hell is Tlaxcala in the Yucatán peninsule?

[@Pilps]

I’m using the custom campaign 2 mod :D

[@axelsolaris6378]

@@Pilps Oh well, thank you, I hope to see the France campaign in the future

[@tarraux5971]

3:00 How does the Scottish AI have such advanced general's bodyguard that early into the campaign? That doesn't make any sense, unless it was a custom battle edit: ah nevermind, I saw he discovered the Americas at turn 40 and also I read the description, there's some modding going on.

[@Pilps]

Yes modding, the custom campaign 2 mod :D basically makes the games countries/factions all playable

[@neptunestudio2857]

@@Pilps custom campaign 2 does not make the america accesible early

[@nikolaivanov7400]

3:07 the fact the Scottish had full plate armor cavalry before you it’s incredible or am I dumb??

[@Pilps]

That was their generals bodyguard :D

[@nikolaivanov7400]

@@Pilps so u used a mod??

[@trooper59]

General's bodyguards will always have early plate or mail armor in vanilla medieval 2.

[@aydenb.donlon2790]

@@nikolaivanov7400 custom campaign mod

[@PjAw27]

I love your shogun 2 videos but honestly this is your best total war video you’ve ever created! Fantastic, hilarious, epic. It’s everything! Well done!

[@Pilps]

Thank you for the kind words! Glad you enjoyed the video! :D

[@not_fake_ninja4976]

2:47 the burning ballista shot was beautiful. Hearing the enemy’s death screams while they’re burning were very hilarious when I nail those shots in siege battles also!

[@Pilps]

Beautiful shot!

[@thecouncilofthirteen2943]

I need to admit, i only ever played the Byzantines, HRE, Denmark and egypt XD

[@Pilps]

Do you hate yourself? 😅

[@shinodamasaru7945]

This is going dark very fast

[@thecouncilofthirteen2943]

I hated myself now over 500 hours XD

[@gazamaza7739]

do you play with mods

[@scipioafricanus2212]

This video is making me feel patriotic. Ate the scots Ate the french Ate the irish Ate the portuguese Ate the spanish Ate the germans Ate the pope Ate the milanese Ate the egyptians Ate the aztecs Love me archers Simple as.

[@Vinchester87]

M2TW was one hell of a game! I lol'ed at the stroke-death spasm bug @20:23 The animal onesie pajamas Aztecs stood no chance against Pilps!

[@Pilps]

Haha 😂 this game is a pure gem! Thank you, glad you enjoyed the video

[@jasonsantos3037]

long live the English Empire. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🫖

[@Pilps]

FOR TEA AND CRUMPETS AND TAKING EVERY POSSIBLE BIT OF LAND ON THE KNOWN PLANET!