The Babes Do EDIBLES! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 64

[@underreview3928]

“To be honest, I’m going to smoke a little as well” - Sal gets it.

[@sdub_89]

right? love those vibes.

[@andrewtruex]

Just a real strapped in kid

[@pineywoodswannabes9587]

Yeeeeeeep!

[@tym5483]

@@andrewtruex He's pretty screwed in as well

[@russelldooley4670]

Two hours is a long time to wait.

[@madisonlunsfordmusic]

At the beginning there, Sal was so high he forgot about his fear of pillow corners.

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@IvanR395]

@@AgendaInMind I’ll smoke what this man is on

[@sophisitcatedpsyco]

@@IvanR395 lmao

[@steakman]

@@AgendaInMind no one cares.... haha

[@mr.goldfish7473]

@@AgendaInMind so you can cough out a steak? i don't feel confident of your analysis of whatever you think the problem is.

[@daryldunson7154]

I love how they’re always like: “Can we get them on the show?” “We can 1000% get them on the show.” But it’s always just them lol

[@margaretlapell2461]

I legit love when Sal breaks out into random song during a conversation and Chris tries to sing the words right along and usually does not know them. Makes my heart smile

[@EndOfTimeObservatory]

1000% 😂😂😂

[@Galactic_empress]

I came here to say the same 😂❤

[@n8strength]

1:21 Sal almost drinks the mic hahah, you know he’s “feelin it”

[@mookiecy]

Lol, nice catch

[@feartheunderdog3312]

Good catch lmao

[@niafaith4706]

LOL

[@buddaboomzie]

Hahahahahahaha

[@Tommybouy666]

@@Sarahgreeneyes32 how do you know?

[@louiepreciado5672]

Sal: *tells super detailed story* *pauses* “What were we talking about again?”

[@Tommybouy666]

I do that all the time

[@wakenow1]

​@@Tommybouy666I do that completely sober😂 I'll walk from my room into the living room and forgot in 10 seconds what I even walked into the room for and have to back track.

[@kaitlynandrous7533]

I can’t stop laughing at Sal’s immediate face change at 17:05 when Chris talks about the wiffle ball bats omg

[@thomaslauria4300]

Youre soooooo right

[@jordanreeves1494]

had to go back 🤣 hysterical

[@devinrowland8250]

Best part lol

[@Arockpromoter]

This pod is utterly addictive. I feel like we’re all best friends LOL

[@paigecsuth]

Sal forgetting what he was talking about mid-sentence is so fucking funny

[@madisonkludy8541]

Two minutes in and Sal is like my uncle when he takes THC 😂🤣 Gonna sing EVERY song

[@erinsiegel7670]

Sal interrupting with songs is killing me 😂

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@goobiiguy]

@@AgendaInMind This game you play gets boring no ?

[@limjahey5528]

@@AgendaInMind Get help.

[@iainthadbreakfast]

@@limjahey5528 I wonder what he said

[@missyh3]

The babes being blasted and reading facts about lettuce and cabbage is just what I needed today.

[@misteranon763]

😁👍

[@rebeccaverc1403]

For real!!

[@thongarchy]

“We were walking on North High Street today” “Ok” “I mean you were with me…” “Yep” “Yeah” Higher words have never been spoken 😂

[@linobruno6003]

Sallys face at 33:23 when Chrissy makes a remarkable statement 😂😂😂 Sal: “Take me through it”

[@mondler107]

Pretty magical that my best friend and I were juniors in high school when we watched the Impractical Jokers pilot air, and we fell in love with the show and all four guys; and now we're 28 and we can get high and laugh at a high Sal together 🤣❤️

[@dreadrea8273]

I love when people treat tiny edibles with the same energy as people dropping tabs 😂

[@chucknutly3290]

From my experience edibles hit people so differently depending on who takes them. I smoke a ton of bud and I have a buddy that never smokes it but does edibles, whenever he gives me one I always have at most half of what he does but if he tried to keep up with me smoking it he'd turn pale and have lay down. I did DMT a few days ago for the first time but I didn't think it was that heavy compared to acid or a big dose of shrooms. To conclude everyone's built different. I think 5mg of weed edibles is about as much as I'd want to do if I had to hold a podcast together. I think maybe my buddy would do at least 20 or more but he wouldn't do more than maybe a couple of toots on a vape.

[@Tommybouy666]

@@chucknutly3290 wow y’all some fucking light weights

[@Hapa_Kina]

“I came out of the closet on my way to heaven” made me C A C K L E 🤣🤣🤣 Best day of the week ~ Happy Thursday, babes!!! 💃🏻👯

[@chobblegobbler2536]

I like that Chrissy thinks that closet isn’t 360 degree clear glass - we all knew what kinda babe he is

[@mykillmatic]

YES!!! also king and the sting at midnight eastern time, which i guess thats friday.. but as long as Theo Von is on there it doesn't matter what time... Theo and Chrissy are my top 2 favorites... They have EPIC clips and podcasts with each other

[@sdub_89]

THE GAGA SHIRT I CANNOT!!!! i do love me a sal but chris, you just stole my heart! and i need more High Babe. i cant smoke right now and i need to live vicariously through you 2.🤣✌🏻❤🍃🌱

[@phillyfanderrick4250]

Sal asking "what were we talking about again" during the tinsel conversation 🤣

[@greasy2007]

I've gone bak to it like 10 times!

[@brendansokol8599]

How much do y’all wanna bet that Sal’s math problem was actually a “tensile strength” not tinsel strength😂😂

[@misteranon763]

Its N U - C L E A R not N U K E U L L A R. 😁😁

[@anthonypacella4535]

100000% I was dying when he said "strength of a piece of tinsel"

[@Footes12]

Came here for this comment 😆

[@Zackaria_sMax]

Sals thinking his teacher was teaching him the strength of tinsel instead of "tensile strength" 🤣

[@nicklahr2786]

Must have been covered the first 2 weeks of class lol

[@gretschbasher]

Ah ha ha ha good call

[@ekmatt1607]

Never have I clicked so fast. Happy Thursday, babes! Shoutout to pimpy for the consistent upload times lol

[@HighFeeline]

Chrissy Cannabis is 🔥. Sal looks like poetry and “…there’s no Hey anymore it’s just Babe!” 🤣🤣

[@Aschhhh]

Three minutes in and I’m already laughing 😂 this is gonna be a good one

[@cierraseghetti1195]

No but this was exactly what I needed today!!! Had a case of the Sads® this morning, but you two turned that around for me 😌 and for many others I imagine!!! Thank you guys for being you!

[@chucknutly3290]

I was a little down today but finding this podcast really cheered me up too. I hit subscribe about ten minutes into it. I love sal from impractical Jokers but I'm gonna look into the others' stand up and other podcasts they've done. Hope you feel better Cierra, nice name by the way. And thanks so much too guys for putting a smile on my face. Much love from the U.K.

[@marcwhite6596]

Don't be sad...be glad! It ain't that bad!

[@mollousha]

Already know this will be an episode I rewatch several times 😂

[@Gurth_Cooks]

Pimpy tryna sneak a Patreon episode past us like we would forget. I’ll watch the whole thing again…but I’m on to you Mike

[@HimWet]

Hahaha exactly!

[@FoldedLettuce]

My thoughts exactly! I was looking forward to a new ep

[@connorgriffin342]

Oh ok that’s why I was confused about that Derek jeter story and hearing the same exact words I thought I was going insane

[@SeventyyTimess7]

Omg thank you I was reading through comments trying to figure out why this was all so familiar 🤭

[@ricksalas4322]

Binky strikes again.

[@filipnawrot2168]

the funniest part is how hard sal laugh when buddy goes, "what that says" cant believe he didnt comment ahahaha the control 52:34

[@imboofingit8684]

I love the Giddy look in sal's eyes when he said he was gonna smoke some too, 😂 YASSSS MY BAKED BABES 💯💜

[@leovirgocusp]

I was SO unprepared for Sal ROLLING DOWN the staircase oh my GOD 😂😂😂 my forever love. I know it was planned but yeah it just doesn't change at all how hilarious and personally iconic it was for me

[@alexstauch5107]

I enjoy watching them on edibles while on edibles 😂

[@Frankenstein_420]

Same

[@liamkeegan432]

"He consumes lettuce like a mufugger" had me dying

[@brandonsteinbach4208]

I'd love to see them try to do a show after smoking some dabs. I bet things would be completely off the rails.🤣

[@JOE-ROGAN-CLIPS.]

Chrissy would be throwing up and calling for his mommy.

[@brandonsteinbach4208]

@@JOE-ROGAN-CLIPS. If that's not patreon worthy idk what is.

[@RushISVarietyB]

Ya, the difference between a 5mg edible and a dab is MASSIVE lol

[@Natalie.M.Knight]

I've had such a rough week. I already listened and now I must watch. This was a great ep! Happy Thursday babes! Have a good weekend.

[@entertainmenttrainingcomed6810]

me too :/ No presh always manages to cheer me up!

[@nicoledtb3446]

I was sold on this ep. as soon as Chris said and I’m going to smoke a little as well and then it cuts to them singing and I was in love 😂😍💯🙌🏻💚

[@mikeputzu7329]

The tri screen of everyone is such a big brain editing move. You're the man pimp! #ART

[@SunshineOil]

I love how sal just keeps adjusting himself i feel that shit in my core!

[@vi0letrei]

I'm absolutely losing it at Pimp "betterhelp" in the background after Sal says he talks about death in therapy 😭😭😭

[@fam_margera]

I thought I was the only one who noticed lmfaooo

[@ashleybee719]

I’ve watched this ep probably 20 times. Love the content, love the babes!!! S/O Eddie’s 😮‍💨♥️

[@GameReaper740]

Just do this every episode your guys's vibes are so pure I love y'all

[@TheRealLange21]

That title just got me so hyped. This is gonna be a wild one, Babes!

[@megano9598]

i clicked so fast

[@GriseldaBSF410]

Excpept the edibles they eat wouldnt get a 10 year old high

[@TheRealLange21]

@@GriseldaBSF410 5mg is absolutely enough to get some people a nice daytime buzz

[@JunkBondTrader]

@@GriseldaBSF410 that's not true If you have no tolerance. Armchair experts. pff.

[@MREpicIpodApps]

I am so totally sure that Q is the friend Sal is referring to who brought drugs in the club Babes

[@Awwwsnapshazzam]

Doubt it… I would think it would be Ari, Big Jay, or like Sam Morril

[@bewilderedbear7690]

Someone should tell Chris about bidets; I think that would be a good investment for him

[@shannonk2541]

Right? Now I’m afraid to use hotel washcloths to wash my face!

[@elseeye]

They already did this on the Chaos Patreon… I was really looking forward to this weeks episode

[@kaitlin4u]

Yeah I’m pissed tbh because it was the only reason I signed up for his Patreon.

[@nicholasearley7690]

Yeah facts. Kinda bullshit and lazy of them.

[@erinberens5292]

I thought I was going crazy because I swore I saw this already.

[@dominiquee901]

I’m genuinely sorry for all the patreon subs that have to watch this again but I’m so glad I get to see it 😂

[@Krystal-O]

Yeaahh, not a fan of the weed bit. Also, why are they so far apart?? Genuinely curious

[@KenyattaNichelle]

Awww… I already saw this one on Chris’s Patreon. But… I’m going to watch again 😂

[@cherryrosesxo]

Me too! 😂 can never get enough of them right 💖😎

[@DamTheAbsolute]

Omg I thought I was in the matrix when Chrissy told the joke about his daughters being fat happy lesbians 😂😂 glad I’m not losing my grip on reality!

[@TrashParadiseKing]

I thought I was having a deja vu experience

[@cherryrosesxo]

Me too i thought I was losing it which I tend to do sometimes 😂😂 @@TrashParadiseKing

[@stalineasy]

Why? Watch other podcast

[@kateswick4247]

this brings me a ridiculous amount of serotonin.💛

[@cometomyshowyo]

So I ate 200mg and listened to this and let me tell you. Tell you

[@austinanderson4036]

Sound like my buddy Ryan Onions lol 🤙🍻

[@AWHorseTrainingandLessons]

This has got to be my favorite episode ever!

[@brockwrigley8155]

I swear my grandfather is in the running with sals dad for most shots of apple cider vinegar 😂😂

[@moookymookerson3229]

The cut off to them singing after taking the edibles was genuinely hilarious 😂

[@truerambler]

Gotta catch the episode while it’s up 😂

[@xnxtlvlx4194]

@52:34 "what that says?". Sal immediately wants to hide. Looks over at Pimp thinking "we might need to cut that". That was awesome! lol

[@UppingDowners]

This was one of my favorite episodes soo far I love it babes you guys made my morning

[@mattrichmond9264]

I live right outside of Albany and have heard all of the “Egg” jokes and they still make me laugh lol

[@DarkDecimus]

Omg in 4th grade my teacher lost it over me & my smart mouth cracking everyone up, and whipped a piece of chalk at me and nailed me on top of my head ...I'll never forget it. Lol

[@gfeast4518]

Paul’s boutique one of the best albums ever

[@BearDown4Life]

At 17:05 Sal's face changing listing to the bat shoving incident.

[@chelseagarcia4653]

43:00 Sal's newest fear generating before our eyes... buying clothing with lice on it.

[@brittneydaniels6065]

THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!!! YASS BABEZ! I JUST TOOK AN EDIBLE AT WORK FOR THIS. LETS GO BABEZ!

[@mookiecy]

Yasss Brittney!!! That the right move!! Viben with babes!

[@Justo773]

Sal getting hit with the eraser had me dying😂😂😂

[@matteomaneiro7035]

I desperately want to hear them start the show with Hillary Duff's "Hey Now" verse...It's a must.

[@BirdsOfGlass]

Going back 2 years in time like I'm Marty McHeyBabes to rewatch these has been great & also sad for some reason.

[@spencersmead8881]

Already seen it on Chrissy’s Patreon but if you think I’m not watching again, you got another thing comin babe

[@sarahal-abbadi2076]

LACHUGA YOU THINK YOU ARE HAS ME CRYING OH MY GOD 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@ghostofpbnj_]

Perfect video to get high to always can count on the Babes! Better see Cardboard Sal make an ad appearance or throwing my phone in through my window!

[@cyrus_rosales]

Thank you. So much for posting these early. Work is a breeZe with you guys bein great. Thank you.

[@kristenstrouse3893]

The Chris and Eddie show comes to Hey Babe! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@KevinMTV]

Chris and Sal and Eddie Show

[@jakesmall3454]

Am I trippin or have I already seen this episode. Maybe on the Chrissy Patreon? Correction… I have seen it because I will never forget Chris saying he goes knuckle deep when washin his add lmfao

[@ENnbY]

yeah if you read the description of this video is says it’s from a few weeks ago

[@nonoahhh]

Babes intro with a blunt in my grip 👌🏽

[@Aschhhh]

My friend used to work front desk at an ER and the same guy, multiple times a month would come in with a Frenchs mustard bottle stuck in his ass. The mustard guy.

[@bluebeanzyo]

I would love it more if we can see the two in the same frame :) love you guys!

[@keilynnarthur2647]

I always listen to the pod during my daily smoke sesh so this was a very extra special treat for me to get high with the babes

[@Tommybouy666]

Your cute u smoke? I smoke Daily too let’s smoke some time cutie

[@flamedrain1038]

“lechuga you think you are” was 🔥

[@tammybaker1202]

Remember a few years back when Sal posted on his Twitter panicking because he took too much edibles? He's come a long way since then!

[@tylivinlife2238]

Sal pertakes in mary jane??? That just made me smile lol

[@mollousha]

I feel like Chris Johnston needs to go on the honey dew podcast lol he seems like he had an interesting life

[@Reefraction]

Honey Dew is the best!

[@KEAD3400]

I love this one babe I’ll watch it a 3rd time! what can y’do?

[@zachbeyer1774]

Bruh 5 mg…. I’d take that and go visit my grandparents…

[@user-xv1sr3uy7p]

They sparked up a blunt too

[@ash-jy3qm]

Chris and eddy show with sal and the jam seshes are the loves I needed in my life

[@jussiniemi9560]

5 milligram babies should be the name of this episode. I hope they up the game.

[@BlekJamal]

I snort 10-15 5 mg gummies for breakfast, nerds..

[@amandamarie740]

12:38 why did I replay that… so many times? 😂 I Stan Sal ❤

[@hambonehammer]

Lol 5mg eddies is like taking flinstones vitamins

[@JustinVenture-]

Right!? I was like what the fuck!? That's literally like taking nothing hahaha 😂

[@krystalmayo]

I love the singing 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤ I'm smoking a bowl right now and this is awesome to smoke to 😂😂

[@jeremyw6246]

I feel the need to post every week, im seeing Sally babes this Saturday, but no chaos up here in Albany babe. We'd love to see you Chrissy, or we'll come see you in a different way.

[@sarabeal8305]

I knock on glass often saying "*knock on glass, save my ass*" I was really hoping Sal was going to say that when he knocked on glass lol. love these guys ☺️

[@dankirt15]

I stumbled across this podcast from the 2 stoned 2 podcast episode and boy am I happy there are more like that too

[@hyelife6960]

Who made the purp one sativa? 5ml lol that’s like taking baby aspirin 🤣

[@aleg313]

I'm so excited just based off the title 😂😂

[@fatdamon7862]

Am I nuts or have they posted this episode already?

[@KarolinaBernolak]

This reminds of the time me and cousin got high off nail polish we could not stop laughing

[@lazylion420]

over on Bobby Lee's podcast he's crying about his sobriety over on Hey Babe we're dropping acid Hey Babe is for the boys

[@tones9_6]

Bobby is also half a century old

[@lazylion420]

it was a joke but your literal response is appreciated

[@tones9_6]

If that's your idea of me being literal and you making a joke then WOW 👏

[@lazylion420]

bro I was talking to Zeno. are you guys really this dense?

[@keannacorral]

That is so crazy “Every morning” has been brought up so much in my life now that I put it in my playlist

[@austinlee890]

This would never fly on taste buds 😂😂

[@dillonhf]

10:52 lol sal has started saying “this is a true story” like chris always does 😂

[@MeganJacquard]

I love this so much it makes me miss smoking and taking eddies, but it gives me anxiety babes 🙄

[@thongarchy]

Me too! Used to be a proper stoner, now I can’t handle it 😭

[@ajongames8999]

Lmao that intro hit so perfectly. I really skip alot if daily task to watch Hey babe and taste buds. Im not Ashamed 😌

[@dylancaparella]

There’s no way a man as big as Chris is fazed by 5 mg

[@angelkajy2073]

Woah the Babes get blazes this is why I look forward to Thursday!!

[@Akacanada2k16]

Y’all gotta start taking them further before the poddy. Chris was just starting to feel it with like 10 minutes left.

[@PapaJosh111]

Beautiful episode boiz ❤️