Whitney Houston and Road Rage - Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! - EP 7

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This episode the Babes talk Sal hurt his neck, Chris is really into Homeland, Crimes at Rockefeller Center during Christmas are INSANE, are underwear called unmentionables?, spy cameras are getting too good, Shoutout to KFC for doing our bit, Sal gets into some road rage and beats up a guys car, Chris’ old boss has weird road rage and things get shitty, Chris’ GF told him that she would us poop senders as revenge if he screws up, Ends up poop senders is an amazing service and hopefully a new sponsor!, Who do you think we are sending poop to?, Homeland shows a vag wiping scene and it haunts Chris’ memory, subtitles or no subtitles?, 6 Pence None the Richer, Music talk, we talk Culture Club and how to make music, Chris breaks down what dancing does to the human brain, the guys will perform an original song at the first live show, theres only 1 song that will make Chris cry, theres 8 songs that will make Sal cry, shout out Whitney Houston YAS!, Chris refuses to wait on line but Sal doesn't mind a line, Sal goes to an Elton John concert and rumor is Sir Elton was peeing his pants the whole concert, if you could have one person singing voice who would it be? Chris goes Whitney Houston or Adele, Sal Aretha Franklin, who would you trade places with in history?, Sal asks Chris if he knows a song….
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[@a.k.4o]

Please send it to Mark Normand

[@jrbird1983]

100 persaant gold

[@lainemacdonald5930]

He had to pee the whole time ol pee pee head” talking about sir Elton 😂

[@jenniestrack241]

Sal what is that damn song you were singing.. its on the tip of my tongue..i know it.. but can't remember who it is..its killing me lmao

[@julianerbil]

yo babes @nopreshnetwork how do we get in touch to send you some free merch samples- got some crazy ideas for the no presh network

[@theorv29]

Dude watching Chris let Sal sing that whole song just to say no was too much for me

[@MisterSolitude]

LOL that was hilarious

[@LadyFoxHound]

God bless Sal he sang his heart out and Chrissy says........”no”

[@elizabethmusa5185]

I’m in physical pain 😭

[@Steve-iv7kt]

I actually cried laughing.

[@bigred19742003ify]

SAME for me!!! I'm still laughen and wipe'n the tears 🤣🤣🤣

[@loganpritchett233]

This podcast is ruining my life. I can’t stop shouting out things in my day to day life. Shout-out life.

[@pkmatt8888]

Hahaha I have too, like I'd be eating a PB&J and I'll say: "Damn, shoutout to JIF"

[@evylange2888]

Shoutout to shoutouts

[@ianc1990]

At this point I feel like we should shout-out, shoutouts.

[@ianc1990]

@@evylange2888 I was only 3 weeks late with having the exact same thought. Then posted without checking. Anyway, shout-out to your shout-out of shouting out shout outs!

[@AndrewShott]

@@ianc1990 Shout it out!!!

[@justinbritt3886]

By episode 11 I hope it a pillow fort they are doing a podcast out of

[@ihateithere87]

Please god let this happen 😂

[@kattah]

YES

[@SoFreshBlaze]

Doubling down. I'm all for it

[@richieg.3192]

By Ep 13 it will be 2 life size pillows sitting on top of a pile of pillow sized Sal and Chris’s

[@JA-ur8cx]

I am a dumb dumb. It took your comment for me to notice the 75 pillows in this episode. I guess I also don't watch while I listen but there is a surplus of pillows in this episode.

[@Mikemikemike13579]

I choked on the gum I was chewing when Chrissy replied "No" after Sal asked if he knew what song he was singing.

[@x.fantasmita.x]

Thereason steelers lost.. It is what it is

[@MrSatantheSinner]

I just died laughing! Left him out to hang for the whole song, goes "No." and then just goes right into the next part without cracking or acknowledging anything! Killed me!

[@ericeccles2762]

He sang for nearly two whole solid minutes of air time and Chris went straight to the plugs lol

[@JacobCoite]

Was it a lucy?

[@chrisdcomedy]

I didn't realize how much we talked about poop this episode LOL SHOUT OUT POOP BABE!

[@blazeybowser2749]

Should've had Kanye playing in the back ground.. Poopity scoop, scoopdidy poop di poo

[@allent711]

Poop babe!

[@828_Nate]

#poopbabe!

[@828_Nate]

Chris..... Serious question. Where did you get that pillow? Thanks!!

[@lindslovessnakes]

I'm disappointed I didn't think of that brilliant business idea. I have so many questions.

[@brockstratton1201]

The look in Sal’s eyes when Chris just let him sing a whole song like he castrated himself and just brush it off like they would edit it out later

[@Pattyx0x0]

i busted out laughing the SECOND this started and i saw all the pillows

[@Audiofatuation]

Saaame

[@starlesseyes06]

Same and came here to say.... not enough pillows

[@Eblis840]

Me too 😭🤣😂

[@Eblis840]

@@starlesseyes06 I second that notion.

[@czalesak]

Same

[@lukespicer5690]

They need to bring TIm Dillon on the show. The straightest gay man with the gayest straight men.

[@michaelschneider5574]

You're brilliant.

[@jrbird1983]

Dan Sodor or Dave Smith

[@xXxDigitalBathxXx]

This !

[@uriah9559]

i refuse to believe that sal is "straight"

[@8CheerleadingGirl8]

tim is gay? i had no idea lol

[@mcass302]

"You ever heard of that song?" "No" lolol Chris kills me man

[@jpotter14]

The way Sal just lost it had me in tears.

[@holla9177]

@@jpotter14 me too, I was crying laughing

[@YReezyGang]

Loved sal's commitment on that lol

[@kleb42]

I’m crying

[@joethc]

I absolutely lost it.

[@michaelpersoneus5301]

"No" - One of the most genius comedic lines I've heard in a while. LOL

[@jonathanchaney5896]

and then to go right to closing. brilliant timing. And kudos to Sal for holding it together to keep singing.

[@benjaminbauman9214]

Sal is treating his sleep injury like a professional athlete

[@sandrarobledo2520]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@monicaaguiar6875]

Literally laughed out loud! LOL

[@Monkeys-qp6fm]

I think it's a crime this podcast isn't longer, I could listen to these two for hours.

[@BoxofRoxRacing]

The last 3 minutes are the best 3 minutes of podcasting I’ve ever seen.

[@Iridescent_Peasant]

I'vebeenthinkinaboutyou!!! Almost better than the original for me.

[@roostercocksmith]

I cried watching that 10x. Sal killed it.

[@denisemarie7991]

I was laughing so hard my bed was shaking... i wish the camera panned to chrissy's face while sal was singing.

[@roostercocksmith]

@@denisemarie7991 I bet chrissy drip drops face was priceless.

[@Abitflippant]

This is right up there with Todd losing it over brent drinking Kool-Aid

[@trucon782]

I know this isnt the episode, but Ive been yelling i want “skrimps” around my house ever since I heard last episode. Its driving my wife and adult children crazy.

[@shawnmcvey7789]

Same, it's branded into my brain now.

[@jonathanchaney5896]

I had picked up "skrimps" from Jokers a long time ago. Even funnier to hear the inspiration.

[@dobrilabijelic1631]

Episode please?

[@mrDNBob]

Chrissy Cushions and Sofa Sal talk sex crimes, tremendous stuff

[@kelseyhall8591]

wow, you should pitch to the babes and title each of these episodes

[@dntgvafuk89]

🏆

[@simonjaghammar797]

i might be high but the last part killed me, im still crying

[@kharilester]

Same

[@nickvaldes6007]

Lets call him Chrissy Champions because, make no mistake cuz, the kid has got a sweater collection.

[@BillyBats773]

Yaaaaaassssss!!!

[@DiegoAlvarez-lf8us]

Chrissy Claritin

[@chloedamone3014]

It’s his wife’s dress

[@bobbyhill7312]

It just is . What it is

[@turtlemcfardleton8104]

*sweatshirt

[@DannyOfOurTime]

Chris is a cold hearted heathen leaving Sal hanging like that after that falsetto magic!

[@ARMYamy2022]

If they don't have Hey Babe pillows made when they do merch, I am going to riot!! Gimme Sal and Chris pilllows!!!

[@ryansouthard4929]

Full body of the babes, hug up on sal when you have a rough day? Forget about it

[@ARMYamy2022]

@@ryansouthard4929 I wasn't thinking about body pillows, but I am now. You are a genius!!

[@TheTaradaktyll]

Reversible with one on each side.

[@ARMYamy2022]

@@TheTaradaktyll Yasss!!!

[@marstamars1224]

I want the picture from the intro of them doing the prom picture stance

[@dobrilabijelic1631]

I laughed so hard I nearly soiled my unmentionables.

[@sarajennings4314]

The ending has me DYING 😂😂😂 “😃 do you know that song??😃” “no😐” HAHAHAHA

[@Iridescent_Peasant]

Relatable. Like everytime I try to sing a song to ask if someone's ever heard it. Ugh the sheer vulnerability of it all.

[@mattnara4917]

I love how Sal just kept singing the song as if Chris was gonna finally figure it out and then just with out skipping a beat he goes “No I haven’t” and starts taking about dates 😂 you guys are the greatest!!!

[@evanhertzog]

Sal just stitched me up with that rendition of “Thinking about you”...... One of the greatest endings to any podcast I’ve ever seen.

[@mikemcginnis1288]

It got me too! But...never forget ten minute podcast and their endings.

[@lexxiemoo2791]

sal poured out his heart and soul into that song at the end... and no one knew it. love u sal HAHAHAHHAHA

[@danidan9917]

One of my favourite songs ever! Couldn't believe it when he started singing and he nailed it! 🤣

[@HistoryHyenas]

CUZ DO NOT SEND POOP TO OUR STUDIO!!!!! YALL QUEENS CAN SING YASSSS WERK IT

[@nickvaldes6007]

Make no mistake cuz, if you’re worried about elephant poop then you need to keep an eye on Aakash

[@rage-quit69]

Cuz. You are on NOTICE!

[@Lisan_Alghaib]

Shore road is right there, no need to drop a 50 like a sucka.

[@WaxedThighs69]

Clip it

[@bronson7477]

I feel like this was definitely written by Yanni pompalompalous

[@Theflowergeekcrafts]

New segment, Sal’s “let me know if you know this song”. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrgrabbyfatty8591]

Bro... when that fucking alarm went off and Chrissy said “Birth control?” I fucking lost it. Too relatable

[@moni0680]

Leaving in Sal’s impromptu falsetto for a full one minute and 16 seconds was the cheery on top of this episode. 👌🏼😂

[@jonathanchaney5896]

and not cutting away!

[@kimberlycalderon234]

My favorite line "How did she know to do this?... Well... Puerto Ricans." LMAOOOO

[@RobbieTolliver]

Hey Babe, I love this podcast. Great chemistry and pillows.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

OH HELLO BABE!

[@birdie12345]

Sal's giggles are a gift from heaven

[@DontGoOnTikTok]

1:14:38 sal sings for 1:42 seconds straight* Sal- you ever heard that song? Chris- no...

[@nusathechemist]

“Happy holidays, you are a victim of a sex crime” lmao

[@GymAndSun]

Chrissy hasn’t seen Princess Bride?? INCONCEIVABLE!

[@Abitflippant]

Ikr? I agree with Sal, I'm jealous that he gets to watch it. I think its even more funny because he thinks Sal told him about the plot

[@olivertaylor9125]

It is what it is, that ending where Chris just said 'no' and ended the show after two minutes of Sal singing was one of the most I've laughed in weeks

[@nusathechemist]

“If you’re a sex criminal skip this part” lmao

[@MrSatantheSinner]

"No." Goes right into dates!!! My stomach hurts from laughing.

[@lyndseymaguire7790]

🤣🤣🤣🤣that part absolutely killed me !!! Too funny!

[@Quarrelstick]

Sal's falsetto 😍 wow

[@jake-sy7lu]

I come back to this episode at least once a week just to watch the last 3 and a half minutes

[@booboobridges]

I love that this looks and feels like I’m having a slumber party with my two favorite uncles

[@1017KushNoLove]

I crack up every time sals telling a story I’m intrigued by and stops every 20 seconds to say he told this story already 😂

[@jasonthompson2406]

*Sal does a full on 2 minute long masterful rendition of a song* "know that song?" "No." Lmfao chris couldve stopped him at ANY time lolol i died.

[@MrAlexhoeber]

Just belly laughed at Sal singing "I been thinking about you."... Then almost died when Chris said No, and launched into his plugs. This is my new favorite podcast!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@PretENDOgolf]

Sals had me dying laughing at the end! When he laughs till he cries its contagious

[@mrpando4586]

Sal doesnt need a haircut or a beard trim hes like a majestic lion

[@TheRealLange21]

Pretty soon that room is just gonna be pillows floor to ceiling

[@mallorydiosdado9668]

Sal’s solo was priceless. Laughed so hard at Chris so casually coming in popping off dates. Classic and classy

[@BK-kp3gp]

They shoulda named this podcast “Tummy Pillows” 😂

[@manfran1]

Watching Sal stutter through "I've Been Thinking About You", followed by Chrissy's reaction, is the best thing I've seen all week.

[@amyruthven2602]

ITS A THURSDAY AFTERNOON BUT I AM WATCHING THIS SO I AM GOING TO HAVE A DRINK AND THINK ITS A SUNDAY LOL

[@Tabiannax84x]

Cheers!!

[@TerrisLP]

Easy with the caps lock

[@mjbb02]

Sal singing for that long just to be told “No,” has left me in TEARS

[@CaptainTrillips]

The podcast I didn’t know I wanted, got me hooked. Chrissy and Sal are hilarious! A live show ft. these two back 2 back would be legendary. Maybe someday

[@jakegill5740]

I love the fact that sal uses big words and crissy pretends to understand, then he fucks up one syllable words.. best new podcast hands down

[@SSSAVP]

I absolutely love how you increased the amount of pillows by 1,000% and never addressed it once

[@wtmfd5461]

OH MY GOD!!The last few minutes when Sal is singing and the look in his eyes....I haven`t laughed out loud like that for too long.Shout out babes

[@taylorlaviolette8209]

If someone doesn't make a remix of Sal singing. I just don't know anymore.

[@kodymonroe2613]

When sals singing I'm been thinking about you 🤣🤣🤣 holy shit. "You know that song? NO"

[@speedtofu2108]

Fellas I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, and i know you're reading my comment right now (shout out to Sal & Chrissy -free shout out-) , but you now have to keep this podcast going until you die. We as a Hey Babe fanbase & community are now codependent on the release of these one hour dopamine fixes. Don't yous DARE ever stop making these lest ye be seen as 'an accident'. Thanks!

[@lozefc93]

They were talking about songs that make them cry, then Sal’s song at the end brought me to tears, beautiful.

[@cheesytrees]

I love how Chrissy called out Sal's neck pain and was 100% right lmaoo

[@sarahhawkins3800]

😂😂😂 the silence from Chris at Sals singing at the end. Hahahahahahaha

[@ihateithere87]

OMG PILLOW MANIA BABES! I LIVE FOR IT! 🥰😍😘

[@LMSasso80]

Sal singing “I’ve been thinking about you” is the best moment of my life so far...40 years. Also, Chris knows NO movies or songs and it makes me want to rip my own face off. Love you guys!

[@danielvila7318]

Me today on a Thursday off: "This is a Sunday afternoon" *cracks open a brew at 12:47 pm*

[@jaredk748]

Cheers to having today off babe!!

[@danielvila7318]

@@jaredk748 thanks babe!

[@lolololollo5377]

Dunno why but finding out that chris' hood was attached to the neck pillow really hit my button. 🤣

[@tresabrake]

They feel like the two cool older cousins at the family reunion, and they’re the only reason you could muster up courage to come. 😂

[@WackiiJackii]

I love these two so much. Can't stop giggling at the pillows. No sharp corners for Sal!

[@ARMYamy2022]

I'm hoping for a pillow fight! Anyone else?

[@V.Day24]

Than have the best nap ever.

[@megano9598]

I’ve listened to quite a few podcasts but I just discovered Hey Babe last week... Favorite pod for sure. I loved Chris and Sal separately but now together- iconic.

[@18Callahan]

“You know that song?” “No”.

[@djdenninger2763]

Those last three minutes were precious...and hystericLE

[@juliasmith7558]

😂😂 ohh shit... people in my office think I’m possessed now with how hard I was laughing at sal singing at the end🤣🤣🤣

[@autumnlynn5723]

this and Bad Friends are truly helping with getting through all the craziness. absolutely sooo funny chris’ face at 58:06 “what do you mean you’ve rapped a little bit?” 😂😂😂

[@LuizHenriquePinho87]

Hey Babe Sal Vulcano is the best

[@gabrielleromanello6435]

My sister thought the beginning of Brown Eyed Girl was “hey, hi amigo”

[@xballinlikemj23x]

The ending right after he stops singing LMAO

[@jamhorne]

Can we get Sal's beautiful rendition as a ringtone? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@godlro57]

Never thought I'd be eating spaghetti at 8 in the morning.. yet here I am!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

WOW! YOU ARE A BRAVE SOUL! RESPECT IT

[@gipperakh]

I just started listening to you guys about a month ago. Got to this episode and was dying in my car laughing about Sal's singing and Chris just flat out saying no...I HAD to come to the video and see it with my eyes 🤣🤣

[@Scalpy7]

The pillow budget really went up for this episode

[@kyliev4507]

SAL SINGING ALMOST THE ENTIRE SONG, JUST FOR CHRIS TO SAY "no". Im absolutely losing my mind

[@tylerhill4010]

That “No.” and then immediately going into dates MURDERED ME. I

[@mcrebel7471]

Just some Sal instructions: 1. Don't take instruction 2. Wink and kiss at the camera more 3. Hey babes, please keep doing this podcast!

[@rosieroper490]

An hour and 15 minutes had me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@georgey2tymes271]

Next podcast just be covered in pillows with only ur head showing. Do the whole podcast like that. Lol

[@jennmusso4869]

Always have and always will be unmentionables 😂🤣 never been more stoked for a pod

[@MrElfuete]

This is literally the best part of my day

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YAAASSSS REMEMBER TO RATE US ON ITUNES BABE

[@lilmisschiefxo9049]

I'm really excited because I'm watching this Sunday evening on the east coast 🥰

[@mylifeinaburger9556]

NOT THE PILLOWS BAHAHAHA😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@JustNess78]

The way they let Sal just go on and on with that song, "I've Been Thinkin About You" was hysterical! I only wish they would've shown Chris' face while Sal was singing. I know I had the "wtf" face going on. I bet he did, too... LMAO!

[@whiskeyneat97]

Greatest close to a podcast ever. I've been thinking about you Sal.

[@Nielle711]

1:12:29 the stuttering and shimmying 😂😂😂 I cantttt

[@kanifalam7835]

I love how they go from talking about human rage and the depths of revenge that it brings people to, to an ad for therapy

[@kayleyxoxox]

Make no mistake cuz, this is the best episode yet. The serenades were extra special.

[@iantaylor5012]

Love that advertisers have us as an audience down: needs therapy, probably uses nicotine 😂😭

[@joefrisbie485]

Lmao this is the best podcast of all time! This is great!!

[@danksidoodles]

This podcast needs more pillows.

[@yoitshannond]

crying & hyperventilating from laughing so hard from sal doing that solo at the end and the “no” from Chris. I literally had to stop my workout Bc I couldn’t breathe. Omg

[@PreRenderedRealities]

I really love this podcast. Hilarious and laid back.