The BABY-LAUNCHING CENTRIFUGE is a famously bad idea

[@kylehill]

*Thanks for watching, nerds!*

[@vasudevraghav2109]

Hey, why your comment is coming up so late? Are you time traveling again?

[@lokop-bq3ov]

*no problem, nerd!*

[@timothydolan5587]

KZbin wont let me save my edit Please read past the confusion. hehe!

[@curtisking8393]

Wait would giving birth vertical not make it easier? Like at an angle.

[@ashe9112]

No u nerd

[@mateusmoreira6588]

"Did you just give birth to a calculator?" Oh Kyle, what were you doing with A.R.I.A?

[@Ryan_25160]

Ewwww

[@luiztomikawa]

I can see the fanfics coming to life as we speak XD

[@hansdieter8801]

Please STOP. We don´t want to walk this way

[@peterhacke6317]

@@hansdieter8801 Speak for yourself, don't assume what others want. :D

[@jnoonan4]

I Suppose Calc-daddy Kyle had his button pushed just right. I wonder what the incubation time for a baby calc is?

[@PencilSticks]

I love the unpredictability of this channel’s content. Because Science had a habit of trend surfing.

[@kylehill]

Now it's whatever strikes my fancy

[@mudkipwave]

Honestly I don't mind trend surfing so as long as it's good content. Though yes I agree I also love the unpredictability of this channel.

[@allad399]

@@kylehill perks of escaping the void

[@theperfectbotsteve4916]

@@allad399 wait how did escape the void?

[@matthewnichols7207]

I'm having a baby in a month, I may suggest this method to my partner. I have a merry-go-round and a motor...

[@molybdaen11]

Do not forget to train propperly!

[@heccinparagon6633]

Epic

[@christopherchilton-smith6482]

LOL

[@jaega4247]

Let us know how it worked out. For science!

[@mugwump7049]

Don't forget to make her sing "You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round, round, round..."

[@DramaticPaws]

"THE BABY CENTRIFUGE" I have never seen a better use of all caps

[@tatuvarvemaa5314]

And you thought the frace ”yeetus the fetus” was a meme.

[@chrishansen1842]

Phrase*

[@dr.vikyll7466]

@@chrishansen1842 frase

[@diegomarxweiller1814]

@@dr.vikyll7466 clause

[@dylanflynn1895]

@@dr.vikyll7466 pause

[@GeschichtsWissenSchaft]

@@dylanflynn1895 Santa Claus

[@iowafarmboy]

Had pause it due to laughter at the part about a net catching flying babies 😂😂

[@vasudevraghav2109]

If Calculator = Kyle's baby And Kyle = Space-Station Does that mean Jupiter Brain = Kyle's Daddy? Edit : Now the real question is, how many transistors does Kyle consist of?

[@thegenericnerd3189]

Yes

[@BIGJATPSU]

Congrats! You've won the internet today! 😂😂😂

[@AngelNearDestruction]

Daddy Jupi Jupe

[@TheOblivion5]

And his brother is the basalisk?!?!

[@TheOblivion5]

@The Oxymoron Of course, how could I forget. Man, I really need to keep up with Kyles family tree. Who was I thinking of then.....

[@wayneigoe6722]

To quote Austin from Shoddycast, "DO NOT MIX COCAINE WITH ENGINEERING..."

[@roun4878]

Could a newborn even survive hitting a net at any increased G-force? I'm thinking with their weak necks, probably not.

[@MMallon425]

Not with that attitude

[@tatuvarvemaa5314]

Survival of the fittest. Its about time we got some people in this world who know how to use their brain.

[@kittykat5090]

@@tatuvarvemaa5314 I don't think that's how it works...

[@peterhacke6317]

It should be fine, if the net is elastic. I'd worry to if they use non-elastic material. Remember it's not the speed that kills not the decelaration either, but how fast the decelaration takes place. If you can stretch it long enough everything will be fine.

[@DigitalJedi]

@@kittykat5090 sure it is. The brain is squishy enough to act as a cushion.

[@MurseSamson]

You know... I'm a nurse. ⚕️ And OB isn't my specialty, but the thought of possibly: 1) Tearing the mothers placenta 2) Injuring the baby's neck 3) Causing severe trauma to the birth canal 4) Having a hightened risk of all of the above, from complications of the cord, attached like a chain (possibly around the baby's neck) to 5-11lbs of love-trophy, that will whip when they come out, when you're trying so hard to keep the kid alive... 👶🤱 ... Somehow makes centerfuge-birthing sound like a terrible idea. ⚕️ Or, perhaps just a good way to kill Mom or baby. 💀💀 Just some other thoughts. 🤷‍♂️👨‍⚕️

[@molybdaen11]

Finally the words of a professional.

[@rebeccaanne9863]

Proof that said lawyers did not hold medical degrees in addition to their law degrees. Actually if they were my lawyers I'd get different council...

[@MurseSamson]

@Nathan #7 🤷‍♂️ That's a good question. I really have no idea 🤔 Their brains are pretty compact at that age, 🧠 and their skull isn't fully formed. 💀 And they have a normal lack of neck strength at birth, causing a head on a wet-noodle situation. 😓 I'm not in a hurry to try and find out. 😬 🤯

[@DFloyd84]

That's how you can tell a man came up with the baby centrifuge.

[@MurseSamson]

@@DFloyd84 😂

[@TDG2654]

"I'm a calculator daddy." Kyle Hill - 2020

[@hereslookingatyoukid]

Love the hey, kyle show!

[@docmccrimmon4489]

Show Kyle the Hey Love.

[@jackovoltraids5937]

"Oops, that's a baby in a net." "This isn't the craziest idea I've ever heard." "That's relativity for ya, baby" -Kyle Hill (all above quotes)

[@infiniteaseem6523]

I swear to god I just came out of the bath, I was combing my enviably luscious locks (not better than Kyle's though) and then I read, in all capitals the words "BABY CENTRIFUGE" on my phone and almost slipped and fell😂😂😂 ssly Kyle, easy with those video titles😂

[@xHarpyx]

Infinite Aseem 🙃😉 Hi, how you doin'? *waggles eyebrows*

[@ohthenoises]

The constant “stop it” gets me every time

[@Mhurilo10]

I feel like the AI is slowly gaining some personality. Be careful, it may reach singularity

[@1014p]

Singularity? You mean sentient state as in an A.I. that achieved a sense of self. At this point the A.I. has to successfully pass a Turing test.

[@Mhurilo10]

@@1014p Me: "Hey google, what is the singularity?" Google: "A hypothetical point in time in which technological growth becomes uncontrollable and irreversible" Me: "Yeah no. I accurately meant singularity"

[@xilw3r]

@@Mhurilo10 weird, I was only aware of the definition that singularity is the point where we manage to transfer our minds into digital form. Or maybe simulate?..

[@Mhurilo10]

@@xilw3r From what I just read those are possible consequences of a singularity, not a necessarily direct consequence. So it seems that there are many takes on it and they all agree on the uncontrollable and irreversible part.

[@pruthvirajbhople]

@@xilw3r weird, i was one aware of the term singularity as the center of black hole

[@chrisrb7876]

Lmfao the “other type of tunnel” got me lol

[@justahamsterthatcodes]

2:20 No we are not crazy! As a Finnish person I can confirm that Finland doesn't exist!

[@gabbyn978]

...in Karelia? You aren't alone with that; in Germany we have non-existent Bielefeld, and it isn't even located in Further Pomerania...

[@joelswanson7826]

"Birth by bungee jump" -Kyle Soo, the pregnant mother jumps off a bridge, or other structure, with a harness that allows the baby to come out. Then, as she reaches the bottom and decelerates, the baby, still with inertia, will get flung out the birth canal and land in a very loose net similar to the one Luke Aikins landed in when he jumped without a parachute. If the baby doesn't come out on the first low point, the mother will just wait for the next one. Pros: I literally can think of any Cons: (I COPIED THESE CONS DIRECTLY FROM ANOTHER COMMENT BY HANDSOME SAMSON SO I TAKE NO CREDIT WHATSOEVER FOR THESE REASONS) 1) Tearing the mother's placenta 2) Injuring the baby's neck 3) Causing severe trauma to the birth canal 4) Having a heightened risk of all of the above, from complications of the cord, attached like a chain (possibly around the baby's neck) to 5-11lbs of love-trophy, that will whip when they come out when you're trying so hard to keep the kid alive... 👶🤱 So yeah, I think the future of birthing is using the bungee jump method. Obviously. Yup, the more I think about it the more I like it. 😂😂

[@GuitarsRockForever]

Pros: could be quick and cheap

[@auri1075]

I remember spinning things in a bag when i was a kid. Id spin them for minutes trying to figure out how that magic worked.

[@katevgrady]

I'm in nursing school right now and I think.. I think this would be a really good assignment? Like imagine if this was basically an obstetrics final. An essay prompt: "describe in detail why the baby centrifuge would not work, what would happen to the mother, the baby, etc"

[@CirillaFiona]

Kyle’s videos are the best way to learn simultaneously while laughing my ass off.

[@sebbes333]

4:58 This seams like a healthy environment....

[@comediccenter7233]

Kyle just perfected cgi

[@erbgorre]

ok, so maybe a centrifuge wanst the best idea. but what about .. hear me out.. an ultracentifuge?

[@ryanwebb1552]

I thought the Finland Conspiracy was a joke making fun of the logic leaps conspiracy theorists make.

[@danilooliveira6580]

I thought the same of the flat earth at the time...

[@ryanwebb1552]

@@danilooliveira6580 good point

[@KFP_Prophet]

Finland might exist, but Australia most certainly does not.

[@michaeldmingo1525]

No-one lives in Finland. And they all speak English. Need I say more.

[@hatster401]

I mean, have you ever **seen** a Finnish person?

[@TehRealAceaway12]

Look at this guy, claiming Finland exists. Hah!

[@tatuvarvemaa5314]

20:20 Ques my culture, country and nationality is not real, aswell as my 200 years of history and mythology. First they ask where Finland is. Than they say it doesent even exist. Feels bad.

[@MMallon425]

Hey everyone, get a load of this shill for Big Finland

[@illegalmemedealer3549]

Sucks bro

[@MonkeyJedi99]

usko Suomeen!

[@sdfkjgh]

2:32 Kyle: Badmouths "some guy with a ponytail trying to teach you physics". Also Kyle: Is some guy with a ponytail trying to teach you physics.

[@jimharris5320]

My wife was in chemically induced labor for 12 hours, eventually got a c-section. The centrifuge idea intrigued her.

[@ChemoorVodka]

When I saw the thumbnail and title I thought this was something to help giving birth in space microgravity, I certainly wasn’t expecting it to be used on earth!

[@berthulf]

... except (fortunately) it never was, so...

[@matthewlofton8465]

Like all similar ring musculature (and things that act similarly, like the inside of Stretch Armstrong), the more often it gets used the slower it is to return to its normal resting state (don't fret, eventually it WILL get there) and sometimes the more work is required to strengthen/tighten it back up. One can also seriously weaken the musculature with repeated/excessive scarring (like, say, having 13 C-sections).

[@killerbun]

"some guy with a pony tail" it's you Kyle!

[@nonamenisa183]

Died so hard laughing at 5:50 with the birthing of the calculator and A.R.I.A. questioning him about it. Will forever laugh at that thank you so much Kyle. 🤣

[@shady4546]

"Birth by rocket sle- KEVIN GET A POST-IT NOTE!"

[@CaptainFrost32]

I wonder if Thea sparked the idea... [Do you smell something burning?]

[@JoshStLouis314]

I saw this on Business Blaze yesterday and I'm so glad Kyle went in depth on it.

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

Kyle: Look at me! I'm a space station! People at the beach: *Ignore man possibly on drugs*

[@FlyingDominion]

The internet: I'm not crazy; I'm a KZbinr!

[@CaptainFrost32]

"That's not a space station, that's a Moon! PULL UP YOUR PANTS!" (Sorry, sleep deprived joke...)

[@Baltaczar]

Kyle is not a super villain, he is a regular smart boi villain

[@robertk1701]

Dude, I was literally typing birth by rocket sled as you said it.

[@MargolinLabs]

I too, am a “calculator daddy.”

[@caiobispodossantossantana]

Admit it, You just like shoving stuff up your burt

[@sdfkjgh]

@@caiobispodossantossantana: No kinkshaming, but I prefer shoving things up my Ernie.

[@docmccrimmon4489]

@@sdfkjgh if you do that, you gotta Kermit to it.

[@philipcollier4883]

Shout out to the term "armchair physicsy" seriously great job on the new channel Kyle 😁

[@Larry-vi3hm]

Wait so with this baby flinger 9000 (if it were actually used) wouldn't the spinning mother also poop so you have a human strapped to a spinning table in a room full of doctors and the proud father getting poop flung at them?

[@BraxtonMeyer]

"Look at me! I'm a space station!" I lost it here

[@theodorebelmont2181]

I think of centrifugal force as the lack of centripetal force, because when you’re going around a circle in a car and you feel the force outward, the force that pushes you back inward is the centripetal force

[@1TheRaven]

And another super villain device introduced.

[@docmccrimmon4489]

We're not super villains. None of us (as far as I'm aware) have super powers.

[@Full-stack33]

A baby centrifuge sounds like something Colin furze would build. 😂

[@blazewarriorwolf]

"Calculator dad" 😂

[@joeystrittmatter6890]

Is that real A.I?

[@ImieNazwiskoOK]

@Joey Strittmatter It's his GF

[@givemepotatoes9885]

yt recommendation: THE BABY-LAUNCHING CENTRIFUGE me and 60k others: hmmm interesting...

[@archentity]

"I'm not a super villain!" *Makes video about sending babies flying through the air....*

[@andrewolson5471]

0:29 I'm with A.R.I.A on that one. Also, this device was invented by the Blonskys? Wasn't that also the name of a Hulk villain also called the Abomination? Coincidence?? 🤔

[@Mhurilo10]

Holy hell, that image in the beginning was amazing

[@joobus-stoobus-magoobus]

Issac Newton has now been given an honor greater than any other he has ever received: Kyle Hill has granted him the title of Smartboi.

[@Brogie_21]

I thought the Finland conspiracy was started by Rhett on GMM... 😂

[@Nickle_King]

I remember hearing about this when I was a kid. How is it that people paid to think and invent things can think of something so mind bogglingly stupid that a 12 year old says “There is no possible way that could work.” Good to know stupid exists in all time periods and Humans never change.

[@ShadowLynx777]

With the title I thought we were going to start growing "space ready" babies

[@olgierdvoneverec4135]

good thing both of those people where attorneys, imagine the lawsuits they would've gotten.

[@pembini913]

I laughed my way through this whole episode I am literally in tears 😂😂😂

[@MrSchism]

And now the internet is going to call Kyle "Calculator Daddy" forever.

[@coyoteseattle]

Birth By Centrifuge was my favorite Kingdom Hearts game.

[@Viking0612]

Sitting in the L&D the day after my first child was born, and I find this. This... I just don't even know how to describe this.

[@TheGruffchickJournal]

Excellent explanation of relativity! Physics aside, I've seen my fair share of births in an ED/ER setting so all I could think of was the pee, poop, blood and amniotic fluids peppering the room's walls at "table" level.

[@benmcreynolds8581]

I can imagine the nurse coming in and being like- "would you like the epidural? Or the centrifuge?"

[@Aldenco99]

Why is Thor spinning a bucket on the beach...

[@DrunkenMalkavian]

In my headcanon, The Facility and Captain Disillusion's space station exist within the same cinematic universe.

[@peacockmoss1491]

Are you going to do a collab with the hacksmith, maybe on, lightsabers?

[@Deathbrecht]

Hell yes. 🙄👍😇

[@gabbyn978]

He just did something like this, with Shadiversity

[@axelbenedict3301]

alternative title, A man in a ponytail teaches you physics while making pregnancy jokes for 10 minutes

[@jareddorf9714]

guys im the first one in class, this has literally never happened before

[@jacobpeacy4003]

One flaw I can see with the device is how the baby is handled after it flys out of the womb. You'd have to make sure the baby is caught absolutely perfectly every time (because of how delicate they are) or else you'd risk hurting or killing the child and even possibly hurting the mother if the net failed because of the umbilical cord being torn out of her

[@Lordmau5]

Never once in my life did I manage to get a "2 seconds ago" video in my subscription feed. This has to be fate. And now to enjoy this... whatever is behind this interesting video title...? EDIT: Humans are weird... I can't believe a device like this was proposed back then. Like yeah, the idea in itself isn't the worst (there are far worse) but... I guess that's just the thought-process they had with their limited knowledge and access (or lack of) technology back then. Who is to say that some of the patents we have in our time right now won't be considered stupid in... 100 years from now? 😉

[@wonder_platypus8337]

Got a Pewdiepie video like that once nifty little experience.

[@mugwump7049]

@@wonder_platypus8337 Pukediepie and nifty experience in the same sentence is an oxymoron.

[@wonder_platypus8337]

@@mugwump7049 well I'm glad you can crap on someone else's enjoyment.

[@mugwump7049]

@@wonder_platypus8337 If ruining the atmosphere of a game for one's audience with constant babbling is your idea of enjoyment, good for you I guess. I have infinitely better ways to have fun.

[@StopChangingUsernamesYouTube]

That patent sounds like the result of a 3AM IRC conversation.

[@ryans8113]

I have now imagined what birth by bungee jumping would look like and I demand you remove this memory immediately because I can't stop laughing

[@WarlandWriter]

"Oh hi madam, you're going into labor? Please first use the restroom because our centrifuge will literally make you lose your sh*t"

[@hancocki]

My question is how long it took Kyle to deliver this gem of a video. I hope it wasn't too labour intensive.

[@mikemorr100]

Sounds like a good way to tear things that you don't want tears in.

[@sebastienpaquin4586]

You spoke of the mother a lot, but all trough the video I only kept thinking about the baby. Babies, according to my research, are tiny, squishy fragile little meat bags. After floating in water for 9 month, would they even survive entering meat space popping out of a birth canal with a 7g acceleration?

[@loganthesaint]

I cannot imagine the damage it would do as I’m sure the body does keep prepping itself.

[@jessicaleclerc3469]

Kyle, I have to request, please, can you refer to people who are going to give birth in a way that doesn't exclude all the people other than women who can do so? I have many friends who are nonbinary or trans men who can potentially get pregnant (and aren't even opposed to doing so), and hearing a science communicator be more cognizant and inclusive would be very powerful. (At the very least, not hearing cisnormative language would not push them away.)

[@Getwright-]

I was hoping kyle would bring up space elevators, same basic concept but the baby is space cargo (space babe) and much bigger in scale. So one guys idea of lunching babies could help "birth" us to the stars (im sorry)

[@tyshingleton7005]

The Expanse does a fantastic job of portraying most of the physics described here, go check it out if you haven't!

[@eacalvert]

Not sure if this has been mentioned yet but... Yes you mentioned the additional stress put on a woman trying to give birth (I have done it once, and based on your video, I cannot begin to imagine getting a table to be spun at 7 Gs while in that much pain). You obviously put more thought into that part than the inventors. However, you didn't address what 7 Gs of force would do to the infant (assuming their crazy device worked). As my mother, a retired nurse who spent many years in labor and delivery, put it: you'd squish that poor baby! It makes me wonder what permanent harm the infant would suffer. The birthing process is dangerous as it is. You also mentioned that the weight of the baby would be somewhere around 50lbs. I shudder to think of the additional tearing of soft tissues on the part of the mother, let alone the additional incompressible amount of pain that would add! I am so grateful that this bat shit crazy idea never took off!

[@bastianflores5269]

i've always thought that the most crazy way to have a baby was laying on a bed

[@s.mcdaniel1149]

I used to work in Intellectual Property law and found this patent on the USPTO website. I never laughed so long in my life! I printed it out and put it on the break room bulletin board. Everyone in the office was rolling on the floor.

[@benc.1197]

I never thought I would hear Kyle Hill say "Raise Hell, Praise Dale." but now I have. 2020 is wild.

[@boooksareamazing]

Just seeing the title, my first thought was, “what could possibly go wrong?” Launching babies is a totally safe idea with absolutely no possibility to go catastrophically wrong.

[@majorcosmos2]

My dad blew my mind as a child with that bucket trick you showed on the beach. I then poured water all over my self trying to verify there was water in the cup he used

[@cadenollar2408]

Great gift for an expecting mother. I'll build this later. But in all seriousness, this reminds me of my friend. He did a project for statistics where he asked how many babies it would take to paint a 5x5 foot concrete wall red (assuming the babies are thrown by an average strength person). He got some crazy answers.

[@illitero]

Hello Kyle, I am the Mayor of NASCAR and I am moved to tears by your exuberant pro-go-fast-car patriotism! The next time you find yourself at a Texaco gas station, tell them I've awarded you with a complimentary voucher for 25¢ off per gallon on your next fill-up!

[@T0phen95]

I love the people behind Kyle on the beach. Just staring like, "is this guy okay?"

[@cardrabitt1159]

"Mom, what's aquaman doing with that bucket?"

[@tfewolf9410]

That poor couple behind you when you said your water broke, they looked so disturbed

[@SteveStanger]

Saw the title thought Nah, can't be... But. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Wiseguy150]

I like how people at the beach looked at him funny when he dumped water on himself

[@elliptical_orbit6735]

LAMO! That is literally a spot on definition of my college physics professor

[@RandomPerson-qv1lh]

I'm convinced that the SCP foundation has captured Kyle from the Black void. The facility is probably an elaborate containment procedure for the resident supervillain.

[@Zaperad]

Kyle: “look aria, my water broke! :D” Couple behind him trying to enjoy their time on the beach: “NANI??”

[@DearAnem0ia]

*spinning a bucket around* "Look at me! I'm a space station!" Kyle Hill out of context.

[@priqq1]

Thank you for introducing me to the hilariousness that is "Finland doesn't exits." I'm dying😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@jamesburleson1916]

Can you imagine what the walls of that room would look like after taking the baby out of the spin cycle? The poor janitors would be cleaning schmoo off the walls for a week after that.

[@smellthel]

Imagine the things that poor calculator saw actually don’t

[@danield679]

His “Yeeyykks” made me laugh out loud!! 😆😆😄