the baddies are fighting

me and danny got in a huge fight and it was crazy. also other things happened enjoy :)
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/ kurtisconner

[@kurtiskorner]

the star on my neck is a pimple patch for everybody asking haha

[@violetlighttarot]

omg first reply hi

[@ej6975]

Second reply hi

[@margot272]

hello mr pogstar

[@user-xs7yc4vx9c]

Ohhhhhh

[@K4ALE]

It looks good because kurty is a star

[@jarvis]

privy to the crux

[@Dia-hr6cm]

Privy to the crux ✊😏

[@yagirltrice477]

privy to the crux 😔😔😔

[@conormeehan.]

Privy to the crux 🤫😰😩

[@anna_banana414]

privy to the crux 😫✊

[@LeviMeows]

Privy to the crux 😒🤪

[@gnomepng]

i love how he finds this nice sandstone house and then just immediately starts taking it down and replacing it with cobblestone

[@teresabates9177]

pain (also i love your username)

[@gnomepng]

@@teresabates9177

[@highdefinition450]

Uggo mode activated

[@-hayleymc_is_tired-5038]

Like he could have added on with sandstone but no cobble as always and only

[@arcanejude8308]

jarvis was like the mom cleaning up after danny and kurtis this whole stream

[@ReveliaJ]

I didn't watch the video yet but I just KNOW this is true

[@dananabread6632]

Bless his heart ♥️♥️♥️

[@halatiny6537]

Such mom

[@k_hrysaor]

kurtis doesn’t blink when he plays minecraft

[@quack_head_]

baddies don't blink, and a hoe never gets cold

[@alliexcx5576]

I just saw him blink

[@highdefinition450]

He never blinks period

[@halatiny6537]

@@highdefinition450 guys blink much less

[@Floyds.hotdogs]

1:13

[@julia-qj1dq]

danny’s dixie bit was too funny and i don’t know why

[@jaxsmith4792]

If you watch Danny’s streams you would know it’s not a bit and Dixie is actually there ☺️ she does NOT like tommy innit though, so beware

[@krazykitty789]

hello fellow animal humanoid emitting hearts pfp

[@dollienan]

tome stamp?

[@angiepreciado4229]

12:32

[@starsiadraws]

Something about a grown man turning off camera and screeching is just hilarious

[@nualahill3301]

I cant believe I witnessed kurtis commit so many dang crimes I thought he was a nice guy 😞

[@JBC352]

Man, seeing him murder that man was frightening. Mostly cuz I thought the iron daddy was gonna slaughter him 😂. I guess they only attack you if you kill a villager?

[@obiwankenobi9141]

@@JBC352 Murder? I hardly know her.

[@holymessengerofbibble3363]

How do you think he got to be a mayor? You don't get to the top by playing nice, and these are the victims he allowed us to see...

[@obiwankenobi9141]

@@holymessengerofbibble3363 mayor? I hardly know her.

[@anna_banana414]

he’s a mayor. you really thought politics were a fair game huh???

[@nickisnotgreen]

this video is awesome :-)!!!!!!!?!

[@nickisnotgreen]

just finished the video. kurtis couldn’t kill me even if he tried. bitch

[@nietts]

@@nickisnotgreen says the guy who isn't even potty trained 🤭

[@Sofia-wh9jr]

Says the guy that showers with oranges smh

[@peachytea7]

@@nickisnotgreen whatever you say poopy pants

[@kaitlynruzicka8151]

Murderer

[@moonriverinc7896]

Title got me feeling like my parents are divorcing

[@moonriverinc7896]

@hey bro thanks bro

[@Jayeponz]

My parents are divorced Can confirm the title gives those vibes.

[@pastaslut]

BYE HAAHAHHA

[@mcmeatymcbeaty9418]

Because we are

[@moonriverinc7896]

@@mcmeatymcbeaty9418 mom no

[@mango4981]

You know after all that Kurtis never told us the crux of the prank

[@renAye]

He made Nick look all over the town for him, whole time he left and went back to his goat farm

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Never? I hardly know her!

[@mango4981]

@@renAye thank you 😂

[@ghostbluez1956]

The hold Elsie has on this server is crazy

[@ellw7830]

i believe in elsie supremacy

[@highdefinition450]

Nah man she's just random

[@omelgle496]

idek who she is pls explain

[@opeth7021]

who is she

[@halatiny6537]

@@omelgle496 she’s an actress?!!!!! Look her up!

[@kennabee5656]

kurtis looking exceptionally soft and pretty this evening with the clean shave alright king

[@lilxamryn]

now we need a baddies album called privy to the crux 😩🙌‼️

[@bruh2843]

they can form a rap group brockhampton style 😩😩

[@cattc6946]

Hi

[@lilxamryn]

@@cattc6946 Hey fellow Catt 😩🙌

[@kalpic11]

I think Danny said he was working on a song in another video.

[@lilxamryn]

@@kalpic11 HE DID. I heard him talk about it in the latest episode of baddies smp i think... 😩

[@AdviceFromAHipoCrite]

Kurtis just defeated an Iron Daddy and no one said anything like that wasnt FREAKING BADASS

[@linuszarrouk2004]

It was built by a player so it didn't attack

[@purplejellytotPJT]

Yeah player built golems don’t attack players :p

[@kira540]

“the baddies are fighting”?? wait until you see what happens when you and Elsie aren’t there, Kurtis, a full on duel... will we ever know peace?

[@JBC352]

Dan Dan the Toxic Man picking fights with everyone smh And Jarvis still trying to be a mediator 😂

[@kira540]

@@JBC352 petition to throw Danny in jail until he learns to be nice!! and I can’t even imagine the havoc that would take place if Jarvis wasn’t there omg

[@JBC352]

@@kira540 if they build an obsidian room where the original spawn point is, they can break his bed then kill him to send him to jail. Until Danny swears to stop hurting innocents (especially vulnerable cats who can’t defend themselves 😡), I’m signing your petition to put him away so he can’t hurt others without consequence.

[@nathaly8235]

The stream was so funny lmao

[@wizardoftrees8424]

@@JBC352 I like your thinking

[@spaceduckidk9381]

Damn, I’m disappointed in Danny. He’s killed two video game cats so far and now he’s threatening another one?? This is unacceptable😡😡😡

[@JBC352]

Seriously. I was watching his latest stream (his animal abuse gets worse) and switched to Jarvis’s because I love cats too much to support that kind of behavior 😡😡🤣

[@K4ALE]

@@JBC352 good! Danny’s behaviour was bad!

[@user-ym5uu7fr9e]

LMFAO to be fair he was trying to pet the second one & he accidentally kicked it instead

[@dmcmanus9437]

I want to be privy to the crux…

[@moonriverinc7896]

speaking of Neil Breen I just learned that there was a guy in the Donner party whose last name was Breen and I’m convinced they’re related

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Donner? I hardly know her.

[@moonriverinc7896]

@@obiwankenobi9141 eater? I hardly know her

[@-desertpackrat]

Donner more like dinner, amirite? But seriously that explains a lot, trauma and brain damage as well as physical trauma like starvation and elemental wear, can traverse DNA to one's offspring, anyone descended from cannibal survivors could, plausibly, be quite messed up.

[@moonriverinc7896]

@@-desertpackrat thats way more analysis than I thought of, it just kind of makes sense in my head. and it also makes sense regionally if he’s from Las Vegas.

[@yunkimin97]

I’m studying genealogy, lemme figure that out for y’all!!

[@lianair4383]

this may be a baddie video guys.. ALSO THE CUT IS GORGEOUS ROCK IT KING

[@soapygames9903]

I love ur username btw

[@lianair4383]

@@soapygames9903 lmfaooo ty! love meeting scott’s tots in the comments😤

[@soapygames9903]

Lol thanks😂😂 At least your username isnt LittleKidLover

[@lianair4383]

@@soapygames9903 LMFAOO, i was thinking of my favorite office quotes when i made the account, that one was funny but i didn’t think it would be right for an online account

[@soapygames9903]

LOL its perfect. I understand why you didn't chose little kid lover tho hahah

[@laazysusan9608]

The fact that Kurtis put wooden planks to block the lava made me more stressed than the lava itself.

[@funko68]

I just realized that Jarvis is the only one in full netherite armour-

[@monique.nguilibet7410]

the privy to the crux joke had no right being that funny

[@bowlcut6590]

kurtis pogger more like kurtis's decent into madness

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Pogger? I hardly know her!

[@katecarlisle4011]

y'all i just realised elsie is like- elsie fisher- the actress from bo burnham's 8th grade HJDFHJD WOW I KNEW I RECOGNISED HER VOICE OML

[@yviivy]

OH MY GOD

[@fatbgmanbg975]

Bro, I know I had heard that voice b4! BUT HOW, AND QHY?! XD

[@lol-sl4oj]

IKK OMG ITS CRAZYY i still haven’t processed it like whattt is happening lmaoo. and ik danny and probably the others too love bo burnham so thats just even crazier

[@armaitisalimi7486]

Oh my goddddd How did they know each other for the smp?

[@ashamedashley389]

Honestly, I find it a bigger deal that shes Agnes from Despicable Me and no one else is talking about it wth 😤

[@xandermin]

this stream had me in the crux of laughter

[@obiwankenobi9141]

LAUGHTER? I hardly know her!

[@fatbgmanbg975]

@@obiwankenobi9141 I hardly know her! ( xD

[@jankcitycustoms]

more like a fuxin' disaster!

[@urmothermia]

This episode was so chaotic but so entertaining

[@MissPuddingPie]

The biggest tragedy was no one realising Elsie was walking a bear, not a dog.

[@Gaby-sp7gb]

so it’s just canon that danny loves killing cats

[@renAye]

The way this stream just descended into anarchy was just *chef kiss*

[@halanpham6102]

jarvis is a mom friend confirmed

[@delena4evertvd267]

i could literally just watch them all sit and talk to each other and make jokes, they’re all so funny💀

[@cadenceolivia6304]

finally some lore

[@idontknow5468]

18:18 danny stopped to put on the shield is hilarious

[@MarleneRodriguez711]

We've been begging them to kill Danny for so long and honestly the payoff was IMMACULATE

[@emran.025]

Kurtis never even told us the crux 😔

[@riditaneeha545]

I feel Kurtis on an emotional level, the number of times I've rage quit istg my friends are assholes

[@evafels6296]

ngl, all the fights are Dannys fault. He always goes looking for trouble, and when it isnt Kurtis hes fighting with, its poor Nick.

[@arianamitchell7050]

this is gemini behavior

[@nickisnotgreen]

poor nick is absolutely correct

[@dananabread6632]

@@nickisnotgreen WAHAHHAHHA

[@nikoleunig7932]

He’s honestly problematic

[@krisssssssu]

you can call him Bo Burnham because Danny is a bit… *problematic*

[@microwavedchicken4274]

Is this the start of kurtis' villain arc?

[@maximumdinosaur]

Jarvis is the grandma who cleans EVERYTHING up, Nick is the cousin everyone hates, Elsie is the big sister who encourages everyone to do bad things, Danny is the dad who bullies everyone and Kurtis is the dad who is stuck in this mess but kinda contributes to it as well who also wants a divorce. the other two guys are the sons who's names I can't remember.

[@virtuousthing9070]

"teeth so white they clap when the plane lands" 💀😭

[@annaoconnor4752]

Poor jarvis lmao. He’s the peacekeeper

[@rayafoxr3]

LMAO watching Danny’s stream I thought Elsie was lying about Kurtis killing a guy and hitting her, that’s so funny

[@niccvier]

"We're two chipper young chaps on our way to rejoin the band of merry fellows"

[@PricillaPrincess]

YAYYYY BADDIES ARE BACK

[@romywhite290]

I was moderately laughing and that made my cat leave from cuddling with me. I blame you for that.

[@renata7479]

haircut looks amazing kurt

[@kaylee_keen]

his evil smile after murdering the iron golem was so evil pls

[@sofasoap7951]

it’s 5 in the morning. i’m eating trader joe’s knock of takis. i haven’t slept. this is what i needed kurtis. thank you. also my tmj is flaring up so every time i chew my jaw pops. update: just finished. not feeling too good. might have a stomach ulcer.

[@katieinfinity]

wow hope ur okay

[@lilgreentea7984]

trader joe’s knock off takis are better than the actual things I said what I said also hope you’re okay!!

[@sofasoap7951]

@@katieinfinity i ended up feeling much better now a month later.

[@sofasoap7951]

@@lilgreentea7984 i 100% agree thank you for ur well wishes.

[@sofasoap7951]

@@gauzyy tmj is the worst😔

[@lyricperson24]

when it was just kurtis and danny i was kinda like “man why is everyone telling kurtis to kill danny? like they’re both at about the same level of goofing around/mischief, neither of them are being super annoying-“ but then all these other folks joined the smp and danny has gone full villain mode and i get it now. fucking “i could kill your cat so easily right now” right out of the blue. i’m with y’all now, get danny’s ass

[@justteagan]

the baddies are fighting oh no 😭

[@kex5342]

they're all so similar but all so funny

[@nicholasjayres]

Kurtis finally gave into demands from his chat and killed Danny on stream

[@manicrhapsody_abjectapathy]

bro rewatching this and the memories are all coming back

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

Kurt's Minecraft playstyle is so unorthodox, I don't think I've ever seen someone exercising their squatting rights in a villager house before only to remodel the whole thing after.

[@susan9100]

Love the zoom in on the ACAB in the chat lmao, I know it wasn't the focus but I love it anyway

[@kaylon7996]

The British accents gave me life

[@timothytodd2475]

I feel so bad kurtis looks genuinely hurt

[@user-ym5uu7fr9e]

its ok theyre all friends just teasing each other

[@erinturner9618]

okay yeah the commentary of this video was wonderful but I’m hung up on that FLAWLESS parkour over that ravine 🥵

[@TheAmityElf]

"I'm curious about the crux." "Yes, thank you Jarvis!"

[@kpoppfp2525]

elsie was so funny in this i love her

[@t0astqueen]

I am just shocked to see that you lived after smacking that iron golem.

[@jay1in]

ur videos are literally a source of serotonin for me ty king

[@cadenceolivia6304]

I’m rooting for kurty 😫

[@cadenceolivia6304]

His new haircut is beautiful

[@missinchoate]

After i watched this stream i started trying to use the word “privy” during my week 😂

[@jennagia]

couldnt sleep and this is amazing i missed videos like this

[@ThunderMaster1764]

4:41 These creepers are camouflaging with the cactus.

[@icyhottoothpaste9382]

kurtis you’re so pretty omg

[@strawberriescreme3606]

the baddies fought even more in yesterday's stream, it was kinda crazy O-o

[@orna8369]

I had a dream last night where you posted a new video and I was so excited to watch it

[@yontobe2853]

idk why, but Kurtis bullying other guys is so funny to me (as wholesomely as possible)

[@notcindymae]

This is so chaotic and I love it.

[@Humannbeing]

"We weren't FUCKING privy to the stairs!" 21:53

[@forthefrogs]

i though metamorphosis was a kafka reference, but pokemon is good too lmao

[@doodadsdandy]

this is by far the funniest baddiesmp vid

[@TrailMix135]

I watched Danny’s video first, and I can’t believe Kurtis actually killed someone! He disposed of the body so quickly

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

I was in tears during this stream!!

[@violatyrant]

holy shit I’ve seen the nick murders kurtis in kurtis’s house many times before and assumed kurtis was on like a few hearts but nick’s bow fully did like 6 hearts Jesus Christ

[@draalien]

21:38 THE AGGRESSIVSENESS OF DANNY HAHAHA

[@l0g4nn]

i’m really glad this video is soo potty positive 💓🙏

[@kittykat4ever-theoriginal299]

Kurtisssss missed you this week :( Also, Day 2 of asking Kurtis to go on a baddie og mission with Danny. It was easier to follow some sort of storyline

[@obiwankenobi9141]

easier? I hardly know her!

[@swagbeast7463]

yeah i find these videos hard because of all the people talking idk whats going on. i preferred it with just kurtis and danny but i get that people like it this way :/

[@quack_head_]

@@swagbeast7463 right, its so chaotic now, which I get some people are into. I just liked the back and forth jokes Danny and kurtis made lol

[@gretaw2138]

This was the funniest one yet

[@domspin3383]

Yall privy to the crux or what

[@colin2345]

I really feel bad for Kurtis. It feels like everyone is against him.

[@jadenalexzandria8840]

why?

[@hazelgould8374]

@@jadenalexzandria8840 AHAHHA R U JOKING

[@jadenalexzandria8840]

@@hazelgould8374 that’s not what the comment said earlier LMAOOO

[@jadenalexzandria8840]

@@hazelgould8374 it literally said “i don’t like danny in this smp”

[@jadenalexzandria8840]

or something along those lines

[@BrynnaLayne]

This is hilarious. Great job, team

[@lilk8681]

This was chaotic tbh, but I loved it.

[@krishthefish5187]

i cant get a hold of the entire lore of the baddie SMP, can you PLEASE like put your videos in a playlist?

[@MARS-bq1lq]

Petition to add D'Angelo Wallace to the baddie smp

[@cloverharris1493]

nobody else noticed kurtis drinking bud light lol

[@kiwiisconfused9843]

i usually hate live streams but this slaps

[@Jaidotwwest]

i cant breath this is so funny

[@devinotto224]

danny is on a whole other level in this video

[@natrosenquist]

The sad boys are now the mad boys

[@merediths.693]

god i love the chaos

[@ceciliaspain3469]

Kurtis Conner is my comfort character

[@corbai]

not only are my real life parents fighting, but my baddie parents are fighting too 😭😭

[@allisonraezaremski]

I bought my ticket for Houston! I am so excited to see you!!!

[@aoko4506]

jarvis bless his heart 😭😭

[@cam5017]

i’m going to the dallas show🥶

[@izzylynn8632]

i watched nicks streak and thought you were genuinely angry i was terrified

[@nickisnotgreen]

LMAO