WE FOUND A WOODLAND MANSION

me, jarvis, and danny found a woodland mansion and it was honestly super lit by the end of it! (in reality, jarvis got the map and led the way and we kinda just followed him but i'd like to think that he couldn't have done it without us)
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#baddiesmp
edited by logen kershaw

[@pacrat6271]

I love that Kurtis is the only one who gets the true gamer rage it’s so funny cause he’s the only one who seems genuinely upset when he dies

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Gamer? I hardly know her!

[@Dr.NoName.]

@@obiwankenobi9141 Nice

[@xandermin]

jarvis: chaotic good kurtis: chaotic neutral danny: chaotic evil

[@whynotfrancis]

nick: just chaotic

[@lenora_v1366]

Nick: chaotic chaotic

[@pineconepines1922]

@@TabascoSour how does he do that lmao

[@tijanaself897]

@@TabascoSour elaborate

[@TabascoSour]

@@tijanaself897 See above.

[@LitleStarshine]

Jarvis is like a single dad getting everything ready for the road trip while his kids just play around akdjsjjd

[@radiotelevision2371]

Playing around killing each others cats- relatable 🤪

[@hnestly1355]

@@radiotelevision2371 not u being goofy🤪

[@radiotelevision2371]

@@hnestly1355 Lol, never me 🤪

[@hnestly1355]

@@radiotelevision2371 thought this was Danny’s second channel🤪🤪

[@radiotelevision2371]

@@hnestly1355 I’m pretty sure it is 🤪🤪🤪

[@gailab3739]

i did not expect danny to start singing w a british accent i almost pissed myself

[@DaviniaHill]

I guess you weren't privy to the crux

[@gailab3739]

@@DaviniaHill norrr 😭

[@user-qp9hv4nd8c]

omg time stamp pls

[@gailab3739]

@@user-qp9hv4nd8c 5:54 !!!

[@callizto1964]

I thought it said giggling w a British accent and I got confused

[@goodneighborsw]

i am absolutely losing it over “oh that’s my friend logan”

[@robertsmithfan877]

IVE REPLAYED TYAT PART LIKE TEN TIMES

[@bananabread2378]

The creeper song do be hittin dif when kurt actually got 3 creepers in his basement

[@75sol21]

What show is ur profile pic from?

[@poopiehed9500]

@@75sol21 i think it was the anime luka said in his interview that he liked. i’d go search it up

[@bananabread2378]

@@75sol21 love is hard for otaku

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Creeper? I hardly know her!

[@pokaay3163]

4 if you count the one looming way back that he boxed out

[@leahjk97]

nick joining the discord from a taco restaurant while on vacation still makes me laugh so hard everytime

[@hound8801]

the grind doesn't stop

[@piggybank4559]

i read this comment as “makes me hard everytime” 😭😭😭

[@austinlam8145]

jarvis being OP and carrying danny and kurt through this while they just play around is so cute

[@Cringe_Sister]

Haha yeah Jarvis coming in way after Kurtis and Danny and being way more skilled with more op stuff

[@JBC352]

He did a great job keeping the kids alive in that murder mansion 😂

[@MrBeachhobo]

@@Cringe_Sister i i

[@Cringe_Sister]

@@MrBeachhobo hmmm?

[@LunarEleven]

It's hilarious. I am guessing Jarvis is like me and read guides or something so he didn't have to waste time trying to figure out how to be badass. Danny and Kurtis mostly winged it and let the chat inform them and obviously Danny got hazed 90% of the time lololol.

[@shikhakurliye7945]

Can we talk about how kurtis has been keeping creepers in his basement 💀😳

[@typicalrobot]

Maybe he's the real creeper

[@ayeletdrago]

he did have those chains in the old house

[@lianair4383]

idk why we’re surprised, we know that kurtis is kinky

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Creeper? I hardly know her!

[@JBC352]

@@ayeletdrago he put one in his new house too 😂

[@kdimento337]

Kurtis breaking the scaffolding and then danny thinking it was the zombies is insanely funny

[@mryrth]

timestamp?

[@mintypeggy8376]

@@mryrth 15:32

[@squirtisconner]

i only ever watched it from dannys pov until now so for TWO YEARS i thought it was the zombies too i was convinced they could break scaffolding

[@dulapeep7602]

Why is no one talking about how the creeper literally demonically flung itself towards Kurtis 😃😃

[@kayx3998]

im sobbinf

[@a3u132]

I literally screamed 💀

[@Clammychow]

Why was it actually scary 🗿

[@halatiny6537]

Cuz it was pretty traumatic for him idk why you brought it up again that’s kinda messed up.

[@dartboardbaby]

Kurtis’s growing smile while Danny was burning to death💀

[@jada2324]

bruh what's the time stamp

[@pokaay3163]

omg i have to look for this

[@pokaay3163]

17:58 💀

[@jada2324]

@@pokaay3163 omfg 😭

[@KuncanDastner]

watching kurtis commit to the lie about breaking the scaffolding in real time was magical to see

[@OrianaChan]

DUNCAN? HELLO !!!!

[@dr.philskneecaps-4022]

idk but that doorman that Jarvis hired seems kind of unprofessional, just hitting people out of the blue....idk :/

[@justadragonryu]

Kinda toxic tbh

[@ohtobethecream]

no cuz im glad someone is finally talking abt this :/

[@noraminor7324]

@obviously well that was random

[@annagrey5097]

I audibly screamed when Kurtis turned around and Danny was in the boat

[@dananabread6632]

Lol mood

[@TheMorde45]

Timestamp?

[@Uhhhemi]

@@TheMorde45 12:12

[@hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127]

I JUMPED I was not prepared for that 😂

[@Videos2Lights]

ME TOOOO This episode had legit jump scares

[@user-nw5hf4np1b]

Nick getting revenge on Danny was absolutely amazing. Best lore yet.

[@JBC352]

The statue looked so good too 😂

[@user-nw5hf4np1b]

@@JBC352 it really did tho

[@jarvisjohnsonpro1410]

thanks for the help with the map and mansion dudes. couldn't have done it with you!

[@neverseenlou]

Jarvis you must know you are the forever protagonist in the SMP

[@leahjk97]

I love when kurtis and danny see a vindicator and the music starts and they just start running screaming “JARVIS HELP”

[@xlinop]

I feel bad for kurtis, there's always something shitting on him with each session

[@laurynlester6622]

he’s always getting hoodwinked 😞😫

[@shreck1954]

More like someone 😏

[@austinlam8145]

lmao the balls dragged on the road joke without context hits different

[@victoriazersikov3956]

Plz what’s the context 💀

[@nicki___]

@@victoriazersikov3956 the story is that, when on tour with danny and drew, kurtis told a factually incorrect joke abt being named after britney spears so they dragged him along the road on his 🅱️are 🅱️utt and 🅱️alls

[@whydididothatoops]

“Uh…. No, they were all covered in poopy stink” y’all are killing me lmao

[@moogaboogaa]

literally 😢

[@moogaboogaa]

you don’t got much time amigo

[@abedsclues]

one minute in and yall already hoodwinked each other hoodwink speedrun

[@abedsclues]

@obviously am i being hoodwinked rn

[@sloppytoppy3000]

Kurtis breaking Danny’s scaffolding and instantly pretending he didn’t was fucking comedy gold.

[@agatha5323]

the way kurt just jumps on top of the crops is absolutely unhinged

[@robertsmithfan877]

the cat statue being referred to as “my friend logan ” is so fuvking funny to me

[@ju-qw8nd]

kurtis genuinely panicked when he broke danny's scaffolding and lying about it LMFOAOOO

[@grungophone1615]

The “Kurtis did u see that? 😳” to kurtis destroying Danny’s scaffolding is KILLING ME 😂😂😂

[@kittykat4ever-theoriginal299]

Alternate title : The beginning of our careers as arsonists

[@Rachel-98]

This might sound incredibly sad...and it is, but imagine having the confidence to be playing Minecraft on stream with your friends and be like "I made this song and I think it's really cool" and then immediately play a song of you rapping in a British accent. That might not make any sense to anyone who doesn't have anxiety, and maybe I just think that everyone secretly hates me, but I just was like damn...good for Danny! That's amazing!

[@syd6964]

that creeper jumpscare scared the shit out of me

[@knowledgefox1385]

Going in: “Oh they might be nice, there could be like a ball pit or something.” As soon as they get too close: “OH MY GOD RUNNNNNNNNNN”

[@eleanor1099]

the last like 1/4th of this video is basically a horror movie

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Horror? I hardly know her!

[@avab5896]

If Danny wasn’t a cat killer maybe we could avoid all these creepers

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Killer? I hardly know her!

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Creeper? I hardly know her!

[@avab5896]

@@obiwankenobi9141 LMAO ty for the lovely insight

[@frinkywinky]

that lagging creeper was a straight up jumpscare

[@eib725]

I love how Danny is going through a crisis with Nick and Kurtis is just passive aggressively going through his stuff, missing it all

[@StoutCorvus]

Holy cow, I took a sip when Kurtis got in the boat and legit had to spit my water out when I saw Danny behind him. Luckily I was at the sink haha.

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Water? I hardly know her!

[@notlaracroft]

Not me getting jump scared by that last creeper LMAO

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Creeper? I hardly know her!

[@lianair4383]

@@obiwankenobi9141 IM SUCH A BIG FAN OF UR WORK IN EACH COMMENT

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Why thank you,@@lianair4383

[@mcemilyca]

"that's my friend Logan" gets me EVERY TIME dude

[@emilyvillalobos9945]

THEY PULLED A “GUYS PLEASE” ON KURTIS 😭😭

[@alexsacc8910]

BAGHAHAHAAHA

[@hailey_the_ace_of_hearts4127]

Kurtis breaking the scaffolding and Danny thinking it was the zombies is killing me 💀😭

[@violatyrant]

I watched this live from Jarvis’s pov but in squad stream mode and some how missed the exposition for the parkour thing kurtis and Danny did and they did it for like,,, a rlly long time so there was just like ten minutes of Jarvis running around in a mine and kurtis and Danny just like building random pillars and throwing themselves off of them and not mentioning it at all while they all talked about something completely different

[@raynabrooke6145]

i love how jarvis is like danny’s go to protector. like the amount of times danny says “JARVIS HELP” i love them

[@insertnamehere3493]

The mullet is really coming along Kurtis

[@moogaboogaa]

he looks like my worst nightmares

[@user-yy6su8ko2n]

@@moogaboogaa 🧍‍♀️

[@lianair4383]

@@moogaboogaa he looks like my best dreamsssss

[@happyskippers1470]

mullet? i hardly know it

[@clea8383]

Dannys song caused the UK to have a heatwave omg

[@carie6065]

I love that in the SMP Kurtis has unlearned everything about minecraft and just continues to be blown up by creepers

[@murrenkelly3866]

Danny in the boat made me die laughing

[@sagebell1309]

HIS GUILTY FACE AT 15:40 WHEN HE ASKS WHAT HAPPENED AKSJSJSISI

[@oLiver-dc4fi]

22:55 “Don’t you worry your little head” Jarvis is so comforting to watch

[@lllllagoosling]

the rhyming was unironically impressive

[@reeseschesser8994]

I love it when Danny yells “JARVIS HELP” idk why but it’s so funny to me

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

So the sound for “Privy to the Crux” was terrible in this video. If they think this was good, they’ll really love it when they can actually hear the whole thing.

[@emilysfatfuckingcooch]

lol i was like cringing when they were listening to it all cutting out and shit because i was jamming watching danny's stream

[@bearstein]

yeah the song itself sounds really good

[@bump0005]

LMAOO I love the complete lack of context to the hot balls joke, that’s what we call a stream exclusive 😎

[@nana-wk3jh]

Absolutely living for Kurtis being the only other baddie warrior Danny's ok with getting hurt by while he respects Jarvis for his knowledge and just hates Nick 💀💀

[@melissalonla]

I want a "JARVIS hELP" compilation

[@ashtonpearson5082]

“That’s my friend Logan.” 😂

[@mauratyson9580]

Jarvis trying to get them ready to go the woodland mansion and danny and kurtis just ignoring him to do parkour is my favorite thing

[@savannahrae9030]

Kurtis cracks me up😂😂 poor kurtis and the damn creepers lmao

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Creeper? I hardly know her!

[@dr.philskneecaps-4022]

I know this is kind of a hot take but... this is kind of poggers

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Pogger? I hardly know her!

[@obiwankenobi9141]

@Rya Fitz Better? I hardly know her.

[@Nr.1JoyFan]

@Rya Fitz Bestie? I hardly know her!

[@eleanor1099]

5:58 kurtis looks so proud

[@kdimento337]

kurtis and danny have such good chemistry

[@AaronYorkYT]

“Me thinks you did” is forever added to the phrases I will be saying to every person I know.

[@bex.claire]

jarvis and i have the same shirt and creeper, starting to think this guy has it out for me

[@jackhutchinson3957]

As a British man I say the that is the most British rap song

[@ninibugg09]

damn danny went OFF with the accent lmao

[@sonya1500]

love how kurtis is just hidding and running away from shit half the time theyre there

[@aliadelborgo1805]

danny being behind you while you were on the boat fr made me jump a little

[@jaysontatum01]

that's my friend Logan is one of the most incredible lines of baddie smp history

[@grubby2833]

kurtis not being able to get through the door made me die 😭 and then the creeper blowing up his house

[@pielmao1963]

I mean his cake do be thick

[@grubby2833]

@@pielmao1963 u right u right

[@sophs6194]

jarvis is so dorky but so responsible its so cute

[@dimly2002]

9:41 12:11 15:33 this comedic duo bro💀 laughed my ass off, watching dannys stream 1st kurtis' pov of all of this was so much funnier😭🤌

[@mikaylaleverington146]

“Hello madam...AHH”

[@bcat853]

I'm wheezing I actually screamed (and jumped) when Danny attached himself to kurtis's boat-

[@Blue_Avatar]

Kurtis: breaks the scaffolding/practically kills Danny and pretends he didn't have anything to do with it The chat: THE COWS

[@simple.edits.]

you guys should try realeasing videos in order of the timeline of the smp but seperate moments if that makes sense that way people have more reason to watch more then one of your guy's videos considering they're all the same just from different pov's

[@superladdercat1642]

Danny jumping around in panic while kurtis watches calmly from a safe place is so funny

[@rubyred3580]

Jarvis: lawful good. Curtis: chaotic neutral. Nick: true neutral. Danny: neutral evil Edit: Elsie is chaotic evil

[@naominaomi5527]

are we not gonna talk about "Pitbull is a war criminal due to his experience with colonizing"???? 11:05

[@setonwarren]

the music when they were in the woodland mansion was sending me

[@ninanina7579]

just get two cats and breed a bunch of them with fish and put them all around the buildings cause creepers are scared of cats so they won't fuck with you

[@jessicak9973]

The creepers def had a coordinated attack plan that they were just waiting to use

[@karinag4891]

Danny being in Kurtis’ boat was a jump scare

[@dananabread6632]

alternative title: the baddies discovering the joys of arson for the first time

[@Moon-xq5sb]

'Joys of arson' literally stfu 💀

[@thatveryvvitch7225]

3:39 this made me laugh so bad 💀

[@TrueWeaver]

kurtis on the roof almost had them recreating jane eyre in minecraft

[@autumnmcknight8695]

Jarvis has become the Minecraft mom

[@breheh]

We need more baddie smp😭😭

[@cretin_666]

I miss the baddies

[@Emily-jt5wf]

I’ve never played Minecraft in my life but for some reason I love watching kurtis’s gaming channel 😭😭

[@pillsburyofficial9147]

i cannot count how many times ive quoted 2:50 that shit makes me laugh every goddamn time

[@Bella-Mcc]

I was playing one time like 5 years ago and we found a woodland mansion but we didn’t know what it was. It was hilarious and we kept dying but we ended up beating the wizard upstairs and it had like 3 or 4 stories.

[@jadedragonbreathgaming9177]

3:36 that actually kinda jumpscared me a little lmao

[@KingoftheShibas]

10:24 Not kurtis' evil smile as danny is literally burned to a crisp

[@muriella8008]

Kurtis, put torches in your mine. Just--please.

[@kaylynn4612]

Oh my God this just randomly popped up on my recommended one day and this has been the best thing ever

[@joli1320]

I wonder how long Danny would've believed the zombies destroyed the scaffolding if Kurtis didn't start laughing

[@strayble]

My favorite ongoing character trait of Kurtis’ is that he never learns how to handle creepers, and creepers are always drawn to him. Truly cursed

[@carolineholmes8301]

i think my mind is melting because i am absolutely losing it over bungy wungy

[@kalianakalbarchick9371]

i loved the fact i seen neil breen at the beginning. really made my day!

[@cutieplushtrap]

and this was the last baddie smp video from kurt....

[@carrotcake-dn5ge]

if nick and elsie were there that mansion would've been burnt wayyyy faster