i finally made a viral tiktok sound (w/ kurtis conner)

thanks to kurtis / kurtisconner
edited by Jake Mayer / jakeshotfriend

[@alainadannecker9729]

Kurtis saying “balls” just sounds empty without the Barbie audio echoing after it 😩

[@simplykathrynrebeca]

Ikr 😩😩

[@FIREcrochethairstyles]

I knew something didn't feel right lol

[@tommymarco]

damn that is it. was wondering why it was so familiar yet so off !

[@cupp3453]

😔

[@ghandinotsenpai9135]

when the picture popped up after that I really thought it was gonna be barbie 🥲

[@emmanelson8835]

love how Kurtis just made a video dunking on millennials and then shows off his mug that says cozy vibes

[@Gabe413]

Isnt he a millenial?

[@Currently_Fangirling]

@@Gabe413 yes

[@elle_rose_xx]

I just watched that video too😂

[@avisgrevious9160]

I actually thought it was one of the infamous rae dunn mugs he talked about in that video too

[@citrusune]

Ik this is what I was gonna say lmao

[@BelleFlower15]

"the skull emoji implies she passed away" oh god they're getting old

[@dr.mritunjaykumar5373]

Oh no

[@kristinbeck6659]

I swear they’re so millennial don’t even know it 😭❤️

[@ioniccheese]

💀💀💀

[@MeowKiii-]

@@kristinbeck6659 u know they’re acting right 💀💀 I’m pretty sure they understand just pretending for comedy

[@jeltje50]

@@MeowKiii- they obviously are acting.

[@moopshoop8654]

I am personally offended that Danny didn’t end the video by saying “Kurtis. Get the f*ck out of here.”

[@xXxCherylxXxMoxXx]

Thanks I was looking for this comment so I didn't have to say it myself 😄

[@moopshoop8654]

@@xXxCherylxXxMoxXx lol!

[@juliethartshorn]

I was kinda hoping that Kurtis would say to Danny "Danny. Get the f*ck out of here"

[@definitelynothallie]

ok good i’m not the only one

[@blending_in]

That would've been awesome 😭

[@cheesewiz1566]

there are two wolves in everyone, hat man or 4’11 hourglass girl

[@ravyntaylor6982]

Which one wins? The one you feed.

[@sage1091]

Thier 2 wolves 69ing

[@Smellyfoundyou]

They the type of people to wear a Trenchcoat to get into somewhere

[@MrbaldRevell]

And they are 69ing

[@Spaghettiman703]

Idk

[@vanessamarie2110]

As a 4'11" girl, I can confirm that sand pours out of me when I'm upside down. It's an inconvenience really

[@emilymondragon8948]

I read this before the part in the video came up and I was so god damn confused lol

[@Nitrolord]

Remind me to never walk under a roller coaster while you're riding it

[@mcdonaldsenjoyer1709]

Ikr it’s so annoying. And ppl always seem to look through us

[@Joemamahahahaha821]

@@mcdonaldsenjoyer1709 it’s because they are trying to see how much time is left

[@z-boyands-girl295]

relatable👌. Some people try to eat the sand 😒

[@Dana-rp3wl]

they make sleep paralysis seem so much more relaxing than it actually is lol. referring to sleep paralysis demons as “reoccurring characters that we all share” from now on

[@cownameded6635]

My reoccurring character is a white faced shadow man and he absolutely scares the sh*t out of me

[@Petrichoredits1]

@@cownameded6635 Well that’s pleasant

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@cownameded6635 Offer him some cookies

[@kyransawhill6650]

Into the Sleep Paralysis-Verse.

[@acid3129]

@@cownameded6635 mines always behind me I can sense somthing is there but I can't turn around . Somthing tells me whatever it is I should fear it and its not natural

[@ong2347]

honestly i’d love to see a video of them just having a random conversation, when they get sidetracked is the funniest part lol

[@dinoalien6213]

danny is on kurtis’ podcast

[@boneappletea1718]

Danny went from la croix, to regular sparkling water and now nothing. That’s a little suspicious…

[@BLANKONTOP]

Ia croix is ruining his self esteem, crumbling his self worth, reducing everything he has known into nothing, beating him into a pulp and they just laughing.

[@Bob-hb9cf]

Hes being threatened

[@mangosorbet]

Right? It was hard to get a little goofier and a little wackier

[@TheWholePickle]

Maybe he’s pregnant

[@sstella20289]

Lol

[@brandim8325]

Remember that one time kurtis didn’t give an extra greeting? That’s how hurt I am that Danny didn’t have a sparkling water.

[@CJ-ht4rf]

Ahaha thank you for putting exactly how I'm feeling into words 😪

[@SanketKulkarni10]

That is so lame how do you find this amusing?

[@lp2033]

@@SanketKulkarni10 pretty easy. Kinda like you finding it amusing to comment it being lame.

[@chloroclove]

@@SanketKulkarni10 humor has preference. If you don’t like it it’s not like everyone has to hate it either as well. it’s not the end of the world for you lol

[@syrianadaich]

Why'd you have to bring that up? I still haven't healed from the trauma.

[@manicrhapsody_abjectapathy]

the "who is hat man???" part made me realize that kurtis and danny are actually mentally stable. cant relate.

[@reaganjaegan]

Or they're not on Tumblr, either/or

[@wasteland.baby.]

the holy trinity of commentary youtubers and none of them are mentally stable. i’m like 75% sure that kurtis,danny and drew have all talked about social anxiety,especially drew 😭

[@beepbop1762]

​@@wasteland.baby. Drew has talked abt his mental health a lot. Not sure about Danny n Kurtis though, all I know is they've talked about being shy or introverted but thats it

[@spookysugar]

Take a moment to appreciate Danny's hair. I too have gray hairs (probably because working customer service aged my soul all the way to geriatric), and watching an influencer rocking that fab mane is quite nice.

[@sillygopond]

HE HAS GRAY HAIRS?? HES LIKE 26

[@afroditesis4738]

@@sillygopond His is genetic

[@visib_uncomfy]

@@sillygopond I'm 17 and already has gray hair, what are you on about lmao

[@no_peace]

His hair is so beautiful, I'm so jealous

[@spookysugar]

@@no_peace His looks like professionally done silver highlights, all the while us peasants look like printing with low ink orz

[@mari-annie]

He's finally gotten popular. This is the only time he was popular, he had never been at, say 4-5 million subscribers. I'm so happy this underground artist has made it.

[@enshen2190]

Yeah, it’s pretty beautiful seeing someone this underrated being lifted from the ashes

[@lando6420]

Ratio

[@mari-annie]

@@lando6420 L

[@derekkim593]

He was, however, the first channel to get 100 million subs but then lose them all in a day

[@QueenieBam]

Yes

[@felipeveloso1578]

"finally". I love how Danny constantly forgets that he already had at least two viral tik tok sounds, the We Are not the Same Person song and the little cactus joke

[@originalchildclown]

to be fair he got mad when people copied it lmao

[@originalchildclown]

the little cactus troom troom one 😂😂

[@felipeveloso1578]

@@originalchildclown That makes it even more hilarius. Past Danny would be so disappointed with Present Danny

[@frostyskeletons8950]

@@felipeveloso1578 to be fair, the cactus one was just people lipsyncing without adding anything to the joke. The Kurtis one people add to and make new memes with. Idk why he doesn’t count the We’re not the Same person, maybe since that was before he really engaged with the app much

[@frogpog4315]

also "hope everyone's having a great pride mooonth, shout out to........ the gaysssss"

[@milog6880]

9:46 danny saying “i’ve heard of an old hag” made me laugh so hard

[@GloryHulle]

I’d love to see Danny and Kurtis talk about sleep paralysis demons for an entire video. They had way too much fun with that subject.

[@tripsplat]

Danny's little crisis over the offhand soundbite of him going viral when he' d previously put in so much work and effort trying to do just that in the past reminds me of artists online who put a ton of work and time into drawings and digital paintings that only get a bit of attention, and then have little doodles or short comics go viral. It's a funny (if often frustrating) phenomenon that I personally think has to do with relatability and the appreciation of simplicity due to its inherent charm.

[@breabambi]

You worded this so beautifully

[@poppytoosilly]

this took me 29 minutes to read

[@selma3611]

these are two very long sentances

[@crownclowncreations]

Oof I felt this too hard as a struggling artist. Before I started posting my art and animations, I had a facebook page for my cosplays. Nowhere near professional, but I'd still say I had a few good pics in there. The page never got any traction though, but my most popular post by far, was 2 low quality pics of me and my twin doing derpy faces in zombie makeup.

[@BreadLoeuf]

idk lol

[@softyi]

Cant believe drew gooden is finally collabing with an 80's singer again, dreams do come true!

[@TheOnlyMachu]

💀

[@camilamartin51]

Cant believe somebody can get 110 likes in 4 minutes, um woah

[@benedict0902]

YEAAAAA

[@SanketKulkarni10]

I wish it was Drew & Danny instead of Kurtis, because Kurtis is awfully unfunny and painfully boring. 🤢

[@-mysterio-]

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[@sabrinasfruitcake]

is it just me who loves when they make a joke in the beginning of the video and then reuse it throughout the video? like the 4'11 girl joke was used so many times and it was so funny every time 😭

[@tooth_butter9258]

@@ashrr0?

[@autismvampyre]

about the old hag: in swedish folklore there's the mara, a female spirit that sits on people's chests and rides them as they dream(like, rides on their chest, not in a sexual way) making it difficult to breathe this creates nightmares and even gives us the swedish word "mardröm" which used to just mean the kind of dream where you wake up unable to breathe because of a perceived weight on your chest. in later years, it just started meaning "nightmare"

[@thatasiangirl2688]

I’m so happy that this indie artist finally got his recognition!!

[@centipedebites]

ikr! hat man is so underrated

[@chloelagerstrom9859]

Hi ma'am

[@mylittlepolny]

I love how Danny and kurtis misunderstand almost every video, it makes this so much funnier 💀

[@nyamheria]

Why the skeleton emoji? Did u just died? 💀

[@mylittlepolny]

@@nyamheria yes I am in fact deceased

[@corpsewife8814]

@@nyamheria I was laughing so much when they said this

[@jesusislord6545]

Repent to Jesus Christ “Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.” ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭3:5-6‬ ‭NIV‬‬ J

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

@@jesusislord6545 my brother in crust this is an atheist video

[@penny-pasta]

16:46 scared his socks off? Nah nah nah NAH naaah scared his shoes on

[@sof_t_]

Turns out Danny's hidden talent is making sparkling water sounds

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

Danny always knows what to wear to bring out his eyes. The hair is amazing, as usual, and the comedy was gold. 10/10.

[@disdiot2995]

Thank u for this review

[@big_sea]

yes

[@Rostra66]

Yeah, I’m almost jealous of how much blue suits him because it’s my fav color and it doesn’t look good on me as it does on him

[@tacocatpoopracecarpooptacocat]

@Flower is eaten by wasp I dont know what that link is but I agree finally ive waited so long

[@makslargu5799]

You mean his auntie always knows what to knit to bring out his eyes.

[@abbie7689]

i remember seeing the person who posted the sound comment on the tiktok kurtis made using it, they were so happy. imagine how they must feel now that kurtis and danny now made an actual video about it.

[@BLANKONTOP]

Waiting for them to post about it lmao

[@heyjestie]

I'm mutuals with them, I can tell you they're gonna scream

[@mtndewkisser]

imagine having 3 videos made by your favorite youtuber under your own tiktok sound😭

[@hoghug4338]

Yes I was this too hahah

[@marcusspraggins7308]

Im actually they Friend thwy posted it on insta 💀💀

[@chaosrose3733]

Can we talk about the fact that now there’s another viral Kurtis Conner sound on TikTok that’s like I was wondering how someone like this could exist, and then I found out she’s from Manitoba. Love that for him.😂

[@aarontheanarchist9299]

can we agree that this is probably Danny's hair's best era. It has never looked so perfect.

[@amandahip]

the person who posted the original clip on tiktok comments on almost every video on the sound w/ you guys and seems so sweet. they were so excited about the clip blowing up, i can’t wait for them to see this video

[@thatsjustpeachy342]

awww that’s so sweet! :)

[@teegan7454]

thats so cute wtf

[@dany163]

That's me :)

[@sophiajones1250]

@@dany163 no it ain’t stop lyin

[@dany163]

@@sophiajones1250 What makes you think it's not me lmao

[@SmileyxKyley]

Danny: “we have viral infections” *proceeds to name a bacteria*

[@whoareyoucallinpinhead5330]

Yes indeed E. coli is totally viral infection lol

[@kimayagoswami1722]

I WAS GUNNA SAY THIS

[@abi.mp3]

15:37 danny predicted stranger things season 4

[@peepytime]

Honestly this video was so enjoyable to watch. I'd kove to see more of you and Kurtis just hanging out and talking about silly things you find online. Also, I remember seeing (your guys' version) of that tiktok, I had no idea that was the story behind the sound!

[@FeeshUnofficial]

Hat man is apparently a very, VERY common sleep paralysis demon and sleep deprivation hallucination, but I struggled with sleep paralysis for a while, and I've been sleep deprived for the past 6 months and I've never seen it, although that's anecdotal counter evidence at best

[@digitalpotatoes]

I only had sleep paralysis once and I saw hat man. Twas not a fun time.

[@butchmikey]

not from sleep paralysis, but i’m psychotic and a common visual hallucination i have is basically the hat man, along with other shadow people

[@disdiot2995]

@@butchmikey HATE man????😨

[@butchmikey]

@@disdiot2995 asdfghjkl that’s my dyslexia for you. typo lmao

[@sonicthehedgegod]

i used to see hat man!

[@TobysKpopTop50]

i was nonstop laughing from the hatman wiki and the old hag moments, you and kurtis have a great chemistry

[@kenzieward9934]

They really should be friends!

[@Natalie-101]

I thought it was just me! I'm literally in an airport rn trying not to get arrested because I keep laughing randomly I can't hold it in they're so great 😂

[@stevensteviepryde5888]

It's so funny how cartoon characters like Peter Griffin and Chris McLean have much larger lists of crimes on the villains wiki than Hat man who's an actively evil entity

[@yararinamiil]

9:12 that's why scaring people to death is his goal, he never managed poor guy

[@theclaybor4352]

Congratulations on the sound and the sweater! They're both phenomenal!

[@judahunderwood8433]

That is a great sweater

[@OOOuise]

I wish I knew where it was from!

[@mrspringle6130]

are you British?

[@spudsmckenzie9620]

I want the sweater!! If anyone finds out where it's from, tag me

[@nf3888]

@@spudsmckenzie9620 urban outfitters!!

[@camdoestennis]

Can you take a moment to appreciate how nice Danny’s sweater is.

[@kodak3619]

No i can't 💀

[@nixdortundnixda]

I can :)

[@sailormoonwannabe]

Right? I turned to my husband to tell him to look at the sweater. I want it.

[@holymakerel]

do u think hed let me borrow it its cute

[@idkaname3902]

Does anyone know where it’s from?

[@elianagallagher3763]

Them not knowing what the ‘💀’ emoji means is so funny

[@makerofeditsmov]

6:52 “yeah the skull emoji implies she died or something 🤓☝️” *Deep sigh*

[@maisytube]

Danny you should pose as a fan account and make edits of your content but film entirely new clips for it and see if anyone notices

[@emmalee1374]

this is such a good idea oh my goddd

[@lalalalalalalalalalalalalalaIa]

watching celebrities pose as fan accounts has been done before and it’s so entertaining tbh

[@ahobbit1273]

As a teacher, I feel the need to point out that when we’re on students’ google docs while they’re working, it’s during class and we’re just making sure they’re on-task. We’re not just sitting at home, bored, before deciding to eavesdrop on students lol

[@pogdogfuzz]

I’ve been on google docs at 3 in the morning and my teachers be popping in like it’s not the most random time😭💀

[@communaltrials2613]

@@pogdogfuzz this reminds me of that one incredibles meme if u know what i mean

[@abbeycat2543]

I think most everyone understood this except for Danny and Kurtis 😅

[@kaemincha]

@Abbey Cat i didnt even know school age kids use google docs especially while in class!

[@thebadpoet]

A lot of schools use the google classroom suite of tools, which includes google doc. It’s inexpensive compared to other platforms and since most students use Gmail for personal email it is easy to understand.

[@jessimaygeletchuk7794]

16:25 OMG LOL I wasn’t expecting that..

[@cesarionoexisto2848]

13:24 "hey i just thought i'd chime in here for a second and say i have no fucking clue" would also be a good tiktok sound

[@annie-dk6lp]

proud that you made a successful sound even if it was accidental 👍👍👍✨

[@user_hat]

[BOTS]🗡🤠 We gotta fight the bots. Also lol

[@virginia64]

Love your pfp

[@shayla4007]

I LOVE UR PFP

[@Bunny-di7ox]

He really done did it

[@icu3869]

Someone needs to share this with the Island Boys, they are 100% convinced they are stars because they are SO talented.

[@VaneelaCreme]

11:41 these girls were on a anthony padilla "I spent a day w/" video

[@JimmyNeutron1029]

they are hilarious 🤣

[@ymeria19]

1:41 wtf it's exactly 10 words 😳

[@tiredamateur]

that's what i thought

[@tiredamateur]

he's a genius

[@thedemonhamster]

The google doc one is actually relatable lol. It makes me so nervous.

[@shiny_cheyenne]

I'm the teacher that has nothing else better to do than spy on my students doing their work/research paper 😈

[@danigirii]

yo literally how are teachers doing that? like that's too many google docs to monitor all at once o.o

[@valaya.3]

I've never had to share my Google doc with a teacher before I turn it in to them 😳 that's wild

[@mentallyunstable1926]

right?? cannot tell you how many times me and my friends have messaged each other in a panic about seeing a teacher in our doc

[@choco_L8]

bro they used to do that to us but now they just use goguardian 💀 shit's scary when all of a sudden they close your tab and announce to the class that "we shouldn't be on any other websites"

[@leech7354]

I wanna remind everyone who’s watching this video while eating to have caution. You never know when you might start laughing so hard you choke on your chicken.

[@oliviamarie5]

Stop I’m literally eating chicken while scrolling through the comments 😭😭😭

[@breasknees2752]

So fricking true thank you for the reminder

[@Currently_Fangirling]

I almost choked on my iced coffee 😂😂

[@demetrian7856]

I nearly choked on my bite of chicken while reading this.

[@annakepes8050]

rip ur chicken

[@alexvirusel]

I initially saw the tiktok from 15:09 without knowing the original sound so I was very confused

[@sepiasmith5065]

Yeah it's actually crazy, people across the world often have similar recurring visions when experiencing sleep paralysis. The most common things people see are the Hat Man and the Old Hag. People from completely different sides of the world throughout history report seeing the same things. Wild

[@lucystoner]

It's so fascinating! I saw the "old hag" once & when I saw the painting on Google, I was shook. How did I see the exact same thing as someone else? Psychology is wild!

[@mrsgigglegirl10]

Danny subtly always being the most creative and ingenious editor. He literally is so amazing at editing. Constantly proving himself behind the scenes too! Love to see it.

[@jaaaaaane]

He has a video editor

[@threadbaresleeve454]

@@jaaaaaane we’re talking about the tiktok tho, he said he edited it

[@jaaaaaane]

@@threadbaresleeve454 ohhh omg you’re right. Yes the TikTok is so impressive! I’m sorry I misunderstood lol

[@mrsgigglegirl10]

@@jaaaaaane yeah, plus his vine days. he used to do like, iconic editing magic in 6 secs

[@jaaaaaane]

@@mrsgigglegirl10 yes!! The sounds he does that we won’t even notice are so cool, I love how much effort he puts into them!

[@phoebedeal4184]

kurtis releasing a video in which he spends a good deal of time dunking on pottery with text and then immediately showing up in danny's video with a 'cozy vibes' mug is art, actually.

[@fnc_]

7:09 just for context on this, people with paranoia, schizophrenia, or sleep paralysis can experience an onset of symptoms due to seeing things that their brain perceives as similar to things they experience during episodes. it's not a trigger warning, but a content warning, because it's letting people know it has that type of content, and not because it's a triggering subject.

[@jazz9260]

Thanks for informing! 💛✨

[@chandlerlannan4729]

i have severe paranoia and sleep paralysis and can say that if you can’t handle stuff like that, don’t use the internet ☠️

[@fnc_]

@@chandlerlannan4729 don’t remember asking. please stop reinforcing the belief of “mentally ill people shouldn’t use the internet” because it’s so gross, and i’m sick of it. it’s a content warning. it’s the same reason people put gore warnings. it has nothing to do with triggering material, but rather the content that may be discussed.

[@chandlerlannan4729]

@@fnc_ ok but hear me out - go outside

[@fnc_]

@@chandlerlannan4729 you see, it took me 4 days to respond because i was working everyday… you know, that thing that involves me going outside. needing tws/cws doesnt mean youre not functioning. literally just take 3 seconds to think about what youre talking about, and stop making a fool out of yourself.

[@andybanana1505]

bro I can't express how much I love this video. I have seen it so many times, I just keep rewatching and it never gets old!

[@camelmann3909]

Oh yeah Hat Man, I love that guy. Glad that he's still on the scaring people to death grind.

[@fortunatecookie]

Grinding people to death scare

[@anooska888]

@@fortunatecookie you don't know how bad i snorted because of that 😭

[@AV_Action]

Currently working two jobs as a barista and tatoo artist, someday he'll make it big in the spooking business 🙏

[@LUVBUG24K]

Kurtis is so different and way more fun to watch when he’s making videos with people he knows & is comfortable with

[@verushka7405]

Is there a collab he’s done where he’s with someone who he isnt comfortable with?

[@dahnteii5084]

@@verushka7405 rlly just his podcast

[@GippyHappy]

Tbh I like Kurtis but I never watch his standalone videos, I think he’s funnier when he’s doing collabs

[@urdumb007]

@@GippyHappyreally? i prefer his vids alone haha but ill watch both either way

[@rubykgarrett]

"kurtis is here? kurtis gtfo 😡😡😡"

[@GippyHappy]

Danny is interested in the Hat Man because he’s sizing up his competition as a sleep paralysis demon

[@lacyamber25]

congrats danny, you finally made it

[@lyslegrande9282]

ACCCCTUALLLLY……..he didn’t make it

[@gelubra44]

Fun Fact: The small hag on the chest of the sleeping people is a Mare. It's a folklore and it brings nightmares and sometimes even kills its victims while they are sleeping. It has many different forms/variations and names like the by Danny mentioned hag. And it is probably the word origin for Nightmare = Night + mare. Alp is another name for the mare. The German word for Nightmare is Alptraum. Alp + dream = Alptraum

[@saturnalia2500]

The version I heard is the night terrors one where it like chokes people in their sleep and they wake up screaming

[@ohboilien]

Oh wow das ist mega spannend

[@CocoLicious]

We also call them Nachtmahr which is the closest to Nightmare

[@selma3611]

in norwegian the word for nightmare is Mareritt, this is so interesting

[@tlapinka222]

Interesting we call it "můra" pronounced "moor-a" and we have the same word for a moth, because moths bring bad news at night

[@cheerio4000]

13:13 NO REALLY WHY DO PEOPLE COMMENT THIS

[@Aurora_Animates]

Idk lol

[@ambermationss]

6:28 I actually had an English teacher who woke up at 2 am and couldn't think of anything else except if we had submitted our assignments so she went to check. I had just submitted it at 2 am and went to bed.

[@dinospumoni5611]

The Night Hag is a super interesting phenomenon. It's actually the etymology of the term "nightmare". "Nightmare" originally referred to sleep paralysis hallucinations of this mythological figure specifically. The original meaning of "mare" is "to crush" referring to the common feeling of being crushed and unable to move or breathe during these experiences.

[@Primalintent]

Also worth noting that Mare as a term for demon is drawn from Old Norse, while Mare as a term for horses is from a Celtic word. So it's a coincidence caused by the mixed roots of English. But then D&D made a pun that a Nightmare was an evil horse and now that's part of modern fantasy lexicon.

[@Hansedgwick]

This is super interesting Lore!!! Thank you for this!! I never knew this.

[@kindauncool]

"It's actually the etymology of the term 'nightmare.'" Holy shiy. This never connected until now

[@monhi64]

Stuff like this without having the science to realize what’s happening is probably why there are so many ghost stories n stuff lmao

[@lost_5052]

it always a good day when Danny and Kurtis collab

[@commanderpinkie7617]

*Drew and Jarvis

[@QueenieBam]

Where drew

[@theedgeofdeath220]

@@commanderpinkie7617 how about both duos?

[@BigShot57]

Literally had to pause at 9:54 cause I was about to pass out from laughing (It’s 12 am for me)

[@riverscoo9862]

I never realized how much of a millenial kurtis and danny truly are until this video

[@CarmenandLupita]

We dropped to the floor when our video showed up

[@pogdogfuzz]

I love your guy’s tiktok page and was also surprised to see it on here😂

[@ohboilien]

I love your content that’s so cool!

[@Billibab]

I DROPPED TOO😭😭love you guys, I died

[@jiolapaco4173]

omg

[@broppibroppi123]

how do y’all use airpods

[@tatumdean6302]

Going from mildly terrified in the middle to laughter induced crying at the end was an emotional roller-coaster I wasn't ready for

[@avryantoinette]

I'm still in the terrified camp. I have really bad sleep paralysis and now I'm hiding in the comments haha

[@who_broke_this_vase]

2:45 I have heard that clip before and I legit didn't know it was him

[@m.oliveira5627]

I swear Danny’s videos are so entertaining because he always says something wrong or has a question about something I know the answer to but can’t directly tell him. Like I’ve watched three videos of his in a row now and I wish I could just Yeet the knowledge in his brain that the Marvelous City refers to Rio de Janeiro, calling someone a G is a term that means “gangster” that is used to imply someone is cool or baller, and hat man is a meme for people that like to take way too much Benadryl so they can hallucinate bugs crawling on their skin or shadow figures like hat man

[@localanxiousqu33r]

its even worse when the assignment is late and you're writing it while the teacher watches you on the google doc😭🤚

[@smilingspork1581]

FR!

[@PrettyGuardian]

When you're trying to sleep and a 4'11'' girl comes and sits on your chest... I'm in tears laughing.

[@kindauncool]

All the 4'11 jokes are so funny

[@Yorstruly]

is it only me or are we all loving Danny's sweater?

[@justsomelamp3961]

danny i like your sweater

[@unicornsandthorns3973]

I've heard this audio so many times and I can't believe I never realized it was from them 💀

[@whalesharkgirI]

sameeee. i thought it was from some girl

[@beelzebub6414]

@@whalesharkgirI bruh how lol

[@elenaacatalinei]

the skull emoji implies you passed away rip 🪦 you will be missed 🕊

[@reverie6443]

i always thought the inhaler poster was danny drinking a glass of milk

[@carolinaespinoza1309]

Wait it isn’t 😅😅

[@GemA2Gen]

now i wish it was

[@reagans4439]

mandela effect

[@soggysocks4855]

i have to actively remind myself that it’s an inhaler not a glass of milk 😭

[@TwoBs]

Do you all not know the stock image grandma meme?

[@whitebluepit528]

12:42 Curtis got done so wrong look at how hurt he looks 😂

[@Aurora_Animates]

Hehe LOL

[@SurrealKeenan]

so proud of you Danny. You finally made it!

[@fight.the.rhythm]

Fun fact: no one has finished this video yet unless they have magical time travel abilities.

[@littleskeletondudeman50]

Maybe I'm watching on 60x speed.. ever considered that

[@krystalknowsstuff]

Tru

[@dragonetafireball]

Speedrun

[@skirval_]

Ive seen it, spoiler, at the end Laura dies

[@cr0wzzz]

I'm traveling backwards from the future. Help, nothing on youtube is new anymore

[@marleyh8228]

Danny saying that his trying to go viral video was 2 years ago made me feel old

[@demi3329]

It definitely didn't feel that long ago. I was thinking 6-7 months ago and just assumed he was exaggerating lol

[@Oatmilk345]

@@demi3329 exactly what you said, 6-7 months sounds about right but not 2 YEARS?!

[@harveybran8721]

I'VE HEARD THIS AUDIO BEFORE LOADS AND NEVER REALISED IT WAS DANNY 😭

[@emberlynvercellono6251]

17:46 he sounds like Johnny from Hotel Transylvania😂

[@EldariaMinecarftienne]

Danny's fashion is seriously getting intense and I'm here for it

[@danielbristol8891]

Takis are seriously intense

[@becauseofme6755]

@@danielbristol8891 They really are we mustn't underestimate them

[@shukukankun9021]

you need to go back

[@frostyskeletons8950]

He’s a nice little church boy

[@MrEasttas]

When I first saw the title I thought “Oh no he fooled all of us”

[@Draw.with.illy.]

The fact that me and one of my friends still quote this on a daily basis

[@ivanneider2308]

I need Danny's sweater now

[@critterisgrey]

9:02 i forgot they weren't sitting in the same room for a sec and thought they were both leaning in to kiss

[@marspi6772]

HELOEUDUEBCHEBF

[@lutherorluth]

HELP😭

[@elorie2031]

omg that sweater is so cute, you look so good danny!

[@toma8406]

6:02 WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS

[@genesisosuna]

Fox Szn walked so a random twitch clip could run.

[@Juliet-ow1wy]

Kurtis seems like a small, underground youtuber, I'll make sure to be his tenth sub

[@Juliet-ow1wy]

Bots will you shut tf up please

[@Rawr98]

It’s honestly so nice to see a KZbinr being a true gentleman, I’ve had way too many KZbinrs on my chest and I’m sick of it at this point

[@liliths_glasses4565]

8:03 I used to take a bunch of Benadryl to see hat man then I stopped bc I ended up crying on the bathroom floor trying to not throw up and I didn't want my bf to breakup with me

[@VanessaKilpatrick]

The little hourglass girl comment has me dying😭😭

[@-desertpackrat]

once my friend was talking about his sleep paralysis but was referring to it like "you know when you" and I told him "no man, I've never had sleep paralysis personally" and he legit got angry like "everyone has sleep paralysis wtf" and I had to explain that only some people get it, I just don't get it, never happened lol probably because I can't even achieve real deep sleep most of the time. The closest thing I've ever experienced to "sleep paralysis" wasn't scary and just left me slightly confused. I woke up, waited a minute with my eyes closed, and I felt "hands" crawling over my chest, like if you could imagine a small child climbing into your bed, but for some reason they decided to crawl right over your ribcage. My first thought was "huh, my little brother must be scared and came to sleep in my room again", but then I remembered I'm 31 and my little brother is 27 and twice my size, so who tf's tiny little child hands are on my chest? I opened my eyes and all I saw was my ceiling but I still felt the shape of hands on me. I wasn't parelyzed but I tried to say "stop" or something and it came out like more of a groan since I just woke up, and I sat up, and the feeling left. It was weird but that's all, but nothing has ever kept me frozen in my bed when I wake up, I'm usually ready to immediately get up even if I'm tired and wish I could sleep in.

[@caseyt3923]

Like to my knowledge I’ve never had sleep paralysis

[@danzinno]

maybe you were being haunted,, that’s much cooler than sleep paralysis

[@shadie-cat]

I've had sleep paralysis, like, twice. One of the times was just me staring at the ceiling and trying to move my limbs. There was no shadow figures. No hat man or old hag. Just me, my ceiling, and my inability to move. The other time I was laying on my side instead of my back and was looking at myself in my full-length mirror. Nothing creepy happened. Same thing as before expect this time I could see myself.

[@broccolifleur8648]

The only time I've had sleep paralysis, it was just my mom coming into my room and putting something in my room.

[@MinnieMouse8270262]

That’s honestly pretty funny that he assumed everyone gets sleep paralysis. I get it sometimes (don’t see figures most of the time tho, I did once think my roommate walked into my room and just kinda paced around and left but that wasn’t real lmao) I was surprised when I found out when I was young that other people get it too. Only happens for me when I sleep over 8 hours and I’m usually sleeping on my back but not always

[@schnitzel1893]

15:20 🎵im felling twenty two

[@queercrisis]

5:08 as someone who hated being 4’11 due to the insults and amount of short jokes, can confirm it sucks and is not a great height.

[@queercrisis]

@@SeaJay17 I’ll trade you bro, I get picked on a lot for my height.

[@elisecode2212]

@@SeaJay17 I love being 5’10”, as a kid I hoped I’d grow to 6’. Like a model

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

@@SeaJay17 as a gay person tall women are so hot, short women are also hot (respectfully)

[@Aurora_Animates]

@@elisecode2212me too , not to be a model just because being tall always got me praise I guess haha , I’m currently 5’10-5’11 and I’m still growing :]

[@Jmariie101xo]

Oh my god Dannyy!! I’ve heard this sound so many times and I had no idea! Congrats on going viral you deserve it after the hard work ahahah

[@kaylchi]

Should’ve ended with telling Kurtis to get out of here 😭😭