THE BALLAD OF CHUCK NORRIS by Sloppy Secondz Music

[@meganeyre9029]

This songs in sow good xxx

[@kurth7477]

this song is a few years old. dont know why it was taken down but im glad its back

[@pabrowncoatbrewer7154]

Chuck Norris once peed in the gas tank of a semi as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

[@thatonequietkid5333]

This is one of the reasons that I love that my last name is Norris lol deff gonna share with my family

[@HEMIpoweredherochao]

Who knew the cobra one would've made it into The Expendables?!

[@anthonygalea1991]

Chuck Norris Sleeps With A nightlight...because the dark is afriad of him Chuck Norris vistited the Virgin Islands, now, they're just "The Islands"

[@Negative179]

Chuck Norris can draw a triangle that has only two sides. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

[@DwightCropduster]

hey guys love ur stuff I'm a songwriter from Texas wanted to share this song with you I wrote about Shamokin for my in-laws who are from there I visited once, vocals are by Melissa Yamello. based on a true story. Leaving Shamokin Behind "Leaving Shamokin Behind" ✈ Songwriter: ♪ Justin D. Parker ♪

[@MonsterTech2008]

hahahaha awesome guys!

[@timothyfoeks6446]

I think that's a pretty good right LMFAO !!!! 😄😄😄😄

[@RRMS-In-Check]

Hahaha, awesome!

[@meganeyre9029]

It is a really good songs zxx

[@phil_humbert]

first!

[@thatonequietkid5333]

This is one of the reasons that I love that my last name is Norris lol deff gonna share with my family