🏆THE BALLON D'OR 2023🏆 (Messi Haaland Mbappe)

Who will win the Ballon d'Or 2023?
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[@Tsh336e]

"He only appears when there's a trophy to be lifted"😂😂 shots fired

[@kaidenhall2718]

A lot of players like that in big 6 clubs

[@agentp15]

Manchester City POTY, Kalvin Philips 😅

[@MasonCoops]

I support Leeds and seeing kalvin go was like saying goodbye to a dog.. so sad but so funny to see him only have 5 mins of game time ever for Man City

[@ricardohoang8452]

@@MasonCoops Still better than selling players to Man Utd

[@kadrierkal2481]

Ne zaman bir😅😂😂😅😂😅😂😅

[@Internazionale2010]

Modric being almost the same age as Ronaldo and still being nominated is so underrated

[@dracon9637]

Ronaldo last year was nominated too

[@thewhambam]

And messi wasnt.

[@ryujikotaro1418]

​@@thewhambamand still bounced back to be the favourite

[@Darko_Boi]

im still sad about ronaldo and messi's streak ending of being nominated

[@L.death_note978]

@@ryujikotaro1418 would be robbed if Haaland doesn't win it

[@uvosplayground1009]

"Who's gonna win the Ballon D' Or, and why will it be Messi?" 😂😂😂 Niceee 🔥

[@maxschutt6493]

Messi's Bodyguard is a legend. He always saved him

[@Abbaschand]

Rodrigo De Paul on the mud rn

[@siddharthdas9974]

Who Rodrigo De Paul or the US one?

[@kjkbaybay]

​@@siddharthdas9974he has a separate bodyguard in US?

[@fishyfish6510]

It's between Halaand and Messi but i wish Rodri finishes 3rd. He was consistently solid, a perfect backbone for City and even chipped in super important goals

[@devonbradley5135]

what more can you ask for from a cdm

[@nuggeeeett_]

Lautaro deserves top 5 too

[@Footballhelpio]

​@@nuggeeeett_lautoro martinez?

[@Judy_idk]

@@nuggeeeett_ nahhh didnt watch serie A or inter milan but that world cup performance was awful, now ik "not everything is abt the world cup" but still not top 5

[@CAPCUT_humur]

Or possibly de Bruyne

[@imnothinglikeya]

Modrić not wanting to be in the nominees at all is just precious😂

[@arihoaine9414]

if only it was 2018

[@arihoaine9414]

how?

[@waybig69420]

​@@arihoaine9414Ben 10

[@johnrockyryan]

How could you not love Modrić

[@arihoaine9414]

ok@@johnrockyryan 2018 is why

[@sergeantnet]

1:29 Saudi Proooo Dead! 💀🤣

[@PotatoVideosHD]

"he only appears when there's a trophy to be lifted" 🤣, that hitted hard

[@s.o2864]

I'm quite sure the host for the 442oons version of Ballon D Or ceremony would be Todd Boehly

[@sandroplays]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@N0_0B3R]

442oons liked your comment. its over. the world is ending. Todd Boehly is the new 442oons guy.

[@Arsenal_edits]

As an Arsenal fan, having Ødegaard & Saka on the shortlist feels li’e an honour, more than Spurs & Man United lol

[@LengfOrGirf]

Bruh it's time Arsenal fans realise Spurs aren't on our level. They never have and they never will. Only reason this alleged "rivalry" exists is because we moved stadiums. Never has there even been a mere League Cup final between the teams let alone a title race.

[@logirex]

I have no fucking idea why Saka would be on that list. I don't exactly love Rashford but he scored 30 goals all comp vs 15 for Saka and actually won something last season 🤦‍♂

[@Arsenal_edits]

@@LengfOrGirf ur right tbh lol As the saying goes ‘it’s not a rivalry, they always kick our ass’😂

[@FootyFan678]

@@logirexSaka was more influential to the team 😉

[@FootyFan678]

⁠@@LengfOrGirfI think most arsenal fans already realised that. We’ve always been a better club. It’s not a debate.

[@obinna-m]

Messi laughing at ronaldo 😂😂

[@kelv77]

That really got me 😂😂😂😂

[@mr.buttler1649]

Man city won pl, fa cup and ucl Arsenal won tears 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AJPReactions]

Ronaldo was laughing at Messi last season nominee’s when Messi didn’t make it

[@mohamedshamlooh6813]

@@mr.buttler1649they needed haaland for that

[@J.E.S.U.S49]

​@@AJPReactionsand know that is Messi time ❤

[@MrCousinStats]

Allison not being on the shortlist is crazy

[@minasefikadu]

Klopp calling himself "Bearded Eagle" is so hilarious! 😅😅

[@sarahspeedie3300]

Another good day when you a notification for another 442oons video. Can see either Messi or Haaland winning it.

[@76jo_sh10]

1:59 on auto generated captions

[@kallolXgrace21128]

Boom 💥 another banger....keep up the good work Dean 👍🏻

[@sandroplays]

🤠

[@favourinyang14]

That Neymar cut was hilarious 😂

[@PlayerE]

That was my fav part

[@tylanfruze9694]

The way haaland roasts phillip is just so cold🥶🥶❄

[@quit-881]

It’s not going to be Haaland or Messi. It’s going to be Darwin Nuñez.

[@dukeplayz6813]

Núñez jokes aren’t funny

[@neilkassemgames3735]

Darwin Mayonaise

[@prawny5901]

que?

[@leo_aka_yourfavmuslim]

Darwin: que?

[@NiderlandzkiFachowiec9028]

Que

[@bulgarian4878]

442OONS is the greatest football animation channel no doubt

[@dejanfarrugia6873]

Indeed

[@ifthakharalimahin5074]

I just love how they caught on to the swifty joke from Twitter . Some random real fan from Twitter pointed out balde not liking swift's music so everyone voted for Bellingham 😂😂 he went to 80%+ if I remember correctly lol

[@MrKiller392]

Don't tell Twitter Balde, Pedri and Gavi still playing at Pique's previous club, and he divorced with Shakira

[@briannao9251]

Luka Modric’s reaction had me in tears 😂😂😂

[@kelv77]

Too funny 😂😂😂

[@philipharrop7287]

Great video once again 442oons! Also hear the old Ballon D’OR Rap Battle Music there in the background- perhaps a return this year? Keep it up🎉👍

[@442oons]

Possibly!

[@Kayumba7]

0:14 That's it. That's the post.

[@bharatavarsha17000]

Messi × Ronaldo this was damn funny 😂😂😂 First, Ronaldo with the sword from Saudi Then, Messi hiring Bodyguard in Miami Well written line 😂💎

[@thewhambam]

The pedri scene too Gotta feel bad for balde

[@captaincortez4917]

That bodyguard is probably Drake Callender.

[@filipvirag973]

1:36 nice kit

[@kakun63]

dibu dancing was the funniest

[@kunaltalukdar4933]

Modric won it with 3 goals while losing WC final. If Messi doesn't win it will be the biggest robbery🙌🙌

[@Yt.exe3202]

Ronaldo got robbed in 2018 so why should it matter if Messi does

[@PietroRuoto]

Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

[@PietroRuoto]

Nice joke bro

[@teammeyers3249]

@@Yt.exe3202 keep crying

[@kunaltalukdar4933]

@@Yt.exe3202 Robbed by whom ? His own teammate. I guess Real Madrid themselves paid and rigged the Ballon d'or 🤣

[@-neo100samo5]

2:35 442oons first appeared kim min jae 😂😂😂❤❤

[@gogg4040]

0:32 LITERALLY MADRID FANS PORTRAYED😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mikhailjordanov5863]

I think Rodri is the safe vote to win .. he was the heart of Man City for a long time and his stats+ crucial goals earn him that. Haaland and Messi looks obvious but one didn't perform for the country while the other didn't perform for the club

[@jonahcarvalho139]

na rodri for 3rd

[@Ez-jd6ky]

Rodri and the whole man city are overrated asl dude

[@yaboirari7]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha rodri? You serious

[@jakeeuros8036]

@disistheway2679😂😂😂

[@vivaragrande4029]

​​@disistheway2679you forgot to mention Messi played in ligue 1 wich puts halaand above

[@feel_free_to_screenshot8099]

Klop securing the perimetor is hilarious

[@Lord_OTD]

The Jim White cameo with his classic deadline day yellow tie is classic 😂

[@TheDangerousNorthSea]

442oons when is the next season of the frontmen?

[@nolanscripture]

Haaland has to win it, and I say that as a Liverpool fan. Best player on a treble winning team. Easy choice.

[@4lifeer915]

hes not even the best player at city.

[@nolanscripture]

@@4lifeer915 Last season he most certainly was.

[@teammeyers3249]

@@nolanscripture tapin merchant

[@footnaldo105]

@@4lifeer915 pessi pan

[@tranduchuy5432]

@@nolanscriptureit would be an easy win for Haaland if he didn’t fail to shine on crucial matches dude. So the race to Ballon D’or is pretty close between Haaland and Messi now

[@BE_A_GOAT]

1:42 😂😂😂😂😂.... Jurgen is on fireee... 😅😅😅

[@januszcebulayt7863]

1:14-1:19 I died laughing

[@siiir1322]

If you think Messi deserves to win the Ballon dor, just imagine for a second if Haalands and Messis achievements and stats this season would be flipped. Would you then say Haaland deserves the Ballon dor? Or would you have started arguing that Messi winning a historic treble for an English club and winning the clubs first ever Champions league trophy and breaking the goalscoring record, GIVE him the Ballon dor! Yeah that’s what I thought

[@BurntSmoke]

Messi winning the ballon dor is the fate bro. No need to fight it

[@matthewfarrell3257]

Depends in that scenario has Haaland won the World Cup with Norway cos I’d say that’s more impressive than what Haaland and Messi did combined irl (Btw I think it should be Haaland this year)

[@idhanttickoo1412]

Bro Messi won the WC where he scored in 6 out of 7 games and won the silver boot and Golden ball….Haaland wasn’t even there…so yeah Messi is winning

[@Justiceisblind]

winning the world cup with norway? give that man every individual award that exist

[@PartyNator]

Messi has peformed better than Haaland. Name a stat other than goals that Haaland has over Messi

[@AE.FOOTZY]

That Ronaldo sauuuuudi proooo leeeeeeeeeeeeegea is very funny 😂😂

[@LuukSc2195]

Breaking News: Vinicius JR is dead How He Died: Ronaldo Fan-Boys

[@Mr.L24123]

1:05 Poor Kalvin😂😂

[@ItzKyle2610]

Nobody realising the background music is the OG 442oons ballon’dor rap battle music

[@Kain_Allott]

I just realized 😂😂

[@Swishhyy10]

1:19 that's what I'm doing rn 😂😂😂

[@ScoobsG]

Play 1v1 against a finished 38 year old bet u would lose

[@ShakShak1999]

​@@ScoobsGWhat does that have to do with Messi being better than Ronaldo?

[@zohaib844]

because messi's PR is unrivaled

[@GriezmannNo.7]

Under 1 hour gang |

[@AbuAssebaa]

Here

[@antiuttparmy]

Like begger

[@allanchepkuto8127]

Jude 😂😂😂✨ Dean you're are the GOAT❤

[@Maxiiiiiiiiiiii]

As an arsenal fan Haaland 100% deserves it, he won the treble and broke the premier league goal record

[@lhassanelkhalifte1876]

Bro! You can't really compare the world cup with PL or UCL.. Haaland was pretty good last season for sure.

[@Frezri69]

​@@lhassanelkhalifte1876bruh...

[@lhassanelkhalifte1876]

And Haaland wasn't the main key for the citizens.. If you watch the games you'd noticed.

[@unknownuser-vw1fh]

​@@lhassanelkhalifte1876 by that logic Iniesta or senijder should have won the 2010 BD🗣️

[@Maxiiiiiiiiiiii]

@@lhassanelkhalifte1876 a treble is incredible and along with breaking the goal record in your first season at just 23

[@paulonatanaeldossantossana3909]

0:16

[@rmkw4291]

Messi should get it but Haaland a close 2nd. Erling needs to build up a national team that can compete continentally and world widely now. He's got Odegaard at least, which is a start...

[@L.death_note978]

The football knoweldge was found in a water

[@L.death_note978]

Tbh Messi won WOW Two trophies in ligue 1 with PSG (💀) world Cup (definitly not robbed, only the fact that the ref's were bad AF since the start of the tournament with every team) and world Cup player of the tournament, which Is as robbed as his 2014 One cause he literally Just scored penalties for most of the goals 💀 I forgot he got good stats in a farmer League where PSG Is the by far best team

[@stratosefstratiadis5911]

messi does so much more in the match he passes the ball he does movements he dribbles he create chances haaland does only his job he is a solid striker who only scores but a great amount. you have a point it's gonna be a close one because he won the treble including the prem and the cl but don't forget he had a lot of help in this manchester city God squad. in my opinion messi is gonna win because of the world cup like modric did in 2018 and ronaldo in 2002 but you are right it's gonna be close

[@robertmassar636]

Bro are you serious....? You sayin erling have to up his national game to win the ballon do'r its true but its norway for gods sake. Atleast he's trying to carry norway. But messi has Argentina a nation that has a history in football. You cant compare the two Nations bro. Its unfair!

[@andyc2433]

​@@robertmassar636do you recon if haaland played for Argentina instead of messi they would still win the world cup? He wouldn't get a touch of the ball, barely gets 8 touches a game at man city

[@s1b3r11]

Let's be honest if any other player than Messi won the WC and the WC Golden Ball while being the best player of his team in almost every game in the WC, and said player had also 41 g/a for his club and won the league with said club there wouldn't even be a discussion. Haaland wasn't even the best man city player. Yes, he scored many goals but he is a typical 9 - a finisher who can't really do a lot without KDB or Rodri (both playing more significant roles in Man City success).

[@martinjasper7650]

Dean, looking forward to 442oons doing a " What should we do with a dodgy United ( former players ) player, the case of Paul Pogba, Christiano Ronaldo, Mason Greenwood, Jaden Sancho and now Antony. No wTHAT would be otter hillarious to watch in a video! United sure know how to pick them. 🤣🤣🤣

[@onhlofficial]

1:29 Ronaldo activated the Saudi Pro League mode lol

[@stephiejoyce5095]

Messi ❤❤❤🎉🎉

[@gianni945]

Messi for sure

[@paasha16]

Are we having a rap battle this time Deano?

[@Nass.le.monteur]

I think erling haaland

[@storm_raider81]

I finally heard Vini talk for the first time😅

[@CanadianTheGreat1]

1:03 k but seriously who is that edit: i think that is kalvin phillips

[@DavLS9]

Poor Kolo Muani he plays with the Dark imperator Mbappé at PSG and he lost world cup. 😅

[@MohidZ]

Rashford not getting nominated is a rob

[@Hassan32132]

He is average and never passes selfish player

[@aeyes1314]

​@@Hassan32132are u good??did u see him last season? Youre mad

[@shreyassm4096]

Utd fan? He had like 2 months of a purple patch lol

[@Welsh_Dragon756]

😂😂😂😂

[@taraujo9078]

Leao deserved it way more, carried milan to the cl semi finals, while rashford was only good for 2 mouths and couldn't even make the semi finals of the europa league with a squad that costed 1 bilion

[@giulianapisani5605]

Messi or Haaland

[@madypathak]

If Messi doesn't win it despite *winning the world cup with scoring in every game except one while also being the motm in every game, silver boot, wc golden ball, and more g+a than Haaland during the ballon d'or season* it will be the biggest robbery, even bigger than 2013

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

Most of his WC goals were pens tho

[@hidde8060]

Are you taking the piss

[@hidde8060]

And Ucl? XD

[@L.death_note978]

There isn't a silver boot award in the world Cup 💀 Messi got more g/a than Haaland with more minutes played WOOOW, Also doing It in ligue 1 WOOOW, shock 💀 won a pretty much rigged tournament since the ref's were bad for the whole tournament tbh, but with Argentina literally got a lot of advantages from It, if Haaland doesn't win It It Will be more robbed than 2010

[@s1b3r11]

@@L.death_note978 There is a golden ball in the WC tho. Also " Messi got more g/a than Haaland with more minutes played WOOOW" so according to your brilliant, brilliant logic we can't compare their g/a numbers because they didn't have exactly the same number of minutes but it is ok to compare only the number of goals while forgetting that Haaland is a typical 9 and doesn't really contribute to the game in any other way but Messi is not? XDDD I mean.... Haaland got more goals while playing as a finisher in a team with extremely good midfielders and wingers WOOOW

[@jakubc.335]

Haaland must win

[@elen1ap]

SAUDI PRO- [gunshot] And that's why it pays to have bodyguards...

[@liverpool-YNWA-mwmi28]

3:32 you brought the reality here. How cruel this world is!

[@SomranFoot]

please bring back ballon dor rap battles 🙏🙏

[@Dbplayer2346]

If haaland doesn't win this he's been robbed

[@mysteryman3963]

Robbed?? For scoring tap ins and ghosting in important matches? Gtfo

[@pauliewalnuts100]

Like City robbing all those trophies, the cheating bastards.

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

​@@mysteryman3963who should win it then? Messi?

[@hafezcraft3365]

If Halaand wins it, It will be freakin halirious, Imagine him winning it over Messi for last season performance lmao

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

@@hafezcraft3365 he was better than messi lol

[@nandanrathi6733]

This three min video has more easter eggs than 3 hours movie Only 442oons things

[@azharentertainment1174]

I love how it says “Bellimgham” when Bellingham got murdered

[@harveyroderick1986]

*y o u c a n s h o v e t h e b a l l o n d o r u p y o u r a-* 1:52

[@peterfrancis4654]

Damn😅😅😅they didn't do Philips right at all

[@beastforever5675]

If mbappe wins it.... Imma do something 🔫

[@nabildirar2150]

Klopp part😂😂😂😂 no saudi

[@laurentrobert9893]

Inter Miami fan here and Haaland 100% deserves it

[@natsuke_s]

HAALAND DESERVES 48% WHILE MESSI DESERVES 52% NOW KEEP CRYING

[@waffle.i.am.]

@@natsuke_sman all he said that he was a miami fan and haaland should win chill

[@torpedo2005]

​@@natsuke_sAverage 8 yo messi fan

[@natsuke_s]

@@torpedo2005 just go learn doulingo son football ain't for you

[@torpedo2005]

@@natsuke_s I didn't say Messi don't deserve it I mean the way you defending Messi as he is your father

[@najaahfutloo48]

Not Klopp with the gun guarding Salah from Saudi clubs😂😂😂

[@narutoxkurama9274]

In this year there’s only one winner wich is Messi over haland and I’ll explain why 1 Messi has better stats than in club and national games combined point to Messi 2 Messi has the same amount of team awards with haland but has more individual awards so point to Messi 3 Messi surpasses haland by a mile in big games performances so point to Messi 4 in ucl competition haland has better stats than Messi so point to haland 5 in wc competion point to messi ( cause haland hasn’t qualified for wc) 6 and for the most major individual award it’s both of them because uefa best player and fifa best player is pretty much the same but for most major team award wc is far better than ucl or epl so point to messi Winner 🥇 : MESSI 6-2 For the haters who are gonna say messi won wc because of penalties or it is rigged go see your tapinhaland who literally scores close to the goalie with an inch

[@thefelipokemasterepic7600]

i agree messi wins but on relation with team awards, haaland got 3 and messi got 2 because finalissima and copa america was 20/21 season

[@Travellertales2000]

Bearded Eagle got me 😂😂😂

[@ErikFN823]

Im messi fan but i think haaland is deservet more

[@SolomonOpokuMensahJr]

If the Ballon d'or was based on current form, they would be no may Onana would even be top 50 on the shortlist

[@kingsleycy3450]

The current generation of footballers don't stand a chance until Messi leaves the planet. Might as well renamed the award the Messi at this point

[@KingKhupacabra]

Ikr until the goat retires then the new age of football will rise

[@mayowa2921]

This just sounds stupid

[@tobiakinwumi6311]

Marcus and Bruno stare at Harry 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gamingoverachiever7811]

Ter Stegen also be nominated in ballon d'or

[@lucadegabriele6394]

Real CR7: The Rivalry between me and Messi is over 442oons CR7: The Rivalry isn't over until I say it's over

[@ricardohoang8452]

442oons Messi got bodyguards 😂

[@yachamask]

2:30 김민재 잘 그리셨네요 ^^ 김민재가 디아스와 그바르디올을 제치고 수비수 1위인게 정말 자랑스럽습니다.

[@Lizard-gamer22]

The winner will either be Messi, Haaland, or Mo salah (cause I'm a fan boy).

[@pegahmagabow1293]

Haaland will win it🇳🇴

[@josed7258]

Me with a Messi with a World Cup in the backpack Bv

[@hamzaaboelsood5181]

Nah Messi will

[@sagegames4532]

Haa ha haaland

[@zuesnastrio3062]

It's obviously gonna be rigged to Messi. Accept it by now

[@hamzaaboelsood5181]

@@zuesnastrio3062 bro go educute your self from football

[@official_andrewsamuel]

Thanks dean😊

[@uaung7647]

Hahahaha ''Swfties vote me'' Pedri knows the voting very well

[@bibhushanrajthala]

1:31 that entry

[@2Star2]

Lewandowski getting it this year🔥

[@llama511]

NO

[@arjansingh8123]

Lmao no way

[@jakubc.335]

Lewus-Tusk

[@dukeplayz6813]

No ball knowledge whatsoever

[@2Star2]

@@dukeplayz6813 Joke bro💀

[@murtazahussain3168]

Well looks like Saudi Arabia might have an Arabian ballon dor for Ronaldo

[@teammeyers3249]

yeah probbaly😂😂

[@luyandzabavukiledlamini4693]

Klopp doing what he can to protect Mo Salah

[@dvirbd]

Please make a Q&A with Messi and Ronaldo!!!!

[@tsionart1132]

Fact that Ter Stegen and Rashford isnt Nonnimeted☠️

[@manniegains2728]

How long has Messi had those hobbit ears😂

[@georgebfc2526]

Hi halland all day long !!!!

[@Anele-z3g]

Messi the 🐐

[@Ilkaygundogoat]

This is the first time I heard Luka Modric talk I’m 442oons

[@kareemsulaiman9917]

Cause its meesi🐐

[@cfcmorson]

we getting a song this year?