The Belgian Lolita Mafia LWLN 03 25 18

[@LovelyLor]

Seeing you break was soooo funny I loved it. Also these kinds of messages are so relatable being online it was really nice to see you reacting to them

[@tackledkey3044]

Lovely Lor SENPAIIIII I watched your videos when I first got into lolita! You're super nice and your coords are wonderful omgggggg

[@mowi6598]

I would love to see a collab with you two.

[@TylerWillis]

It was too absurd, and dear god, I do not want to think about the kinds of missives you must receive. There's a certain deterrent to people thinking you might bite them like some rabid badger, and I like to think it keeps Belgian Lolita Mafia incidents at a minimum.

[@tackledkey3044]

ScarfingScarves SENPAI!

[@LooseCanonCreations]

@@TylerWillis ...I would love to hear you get through reading the Yahoo questions where every instance of "pregnant" is badly misspelled. GAUNTLET THROWN DOWN!

[@dumpstercub2902]

"I have contacted all major Lolita models" has the same energy as "My dad owns Club Penguin"

[@whyhasgodabandonedus9665]

i hate that you're extremely right

[@mewiarts4749]

My dad made roblox and my mom owns Microsoft

[@malourottiers3632]

I'm a belgium lolita , but we are not all that bad/stupid. Last time I went to a Dutch meetup we had girls from all ages and all kinds of dresses even homemade. Its sad she wants to show off with her "2000" coord, I've seen coords homemade and dollar store stuff that look twice as good as a full brand outfit. As for the picture, if it was me I would be stunned for a bit too. But like her picture is being used just like AP's, I dont think AP sells less because there in this video. Like you said some might think it's awesome and even googled her shop. Maybe ? Either way ... I'D BUY YOU A BELGIAN BEER IF YOU COME AND VISIT OUR BACKYARD COUNTRY ps: I'd even take u out for waffles >w

[@TrinlayK]

I don't even know how I found Scarfing Scarves in my KZbin reccomendations. This isn't my personal style at all... I find myself *massively* relieved to hear that the homemade outfits are appreciated and allowed, because that comment about "$2000 coord" just stinks of elitism and mean. You rock, thank you for letting the rest of us know about the wonderful homemade things. They're generally SO underappreciated in so many venues/ hobbies.

[@autumnbreeze_official]

I'll pay for stampot if you bring Tyler to the Netherlands with you😂

[@ilonkalourens7200]

Autumn Breeze better go to Hema for tea and muffins tho 😏

[@dutchik5107]

@@autumnbreeze_official you mean stroopwafel tea party?

[@allenmciver1888]

Consider "Names have been changed to protect the Stupid" stolen. (I will pay you with a drink upon your request)

[@lilithpyrope476]

is this the Lolita version of the Navy Seals copypasta

[@naurrr]

this was my thought too lmfao

[@TylerWillis]

OH MY GOD, it could be!!! (I was thinking My Immortal, but the Navy Seals one is way closer!)

[@b-un]

Absolutely

[@KiniroKitsune]

Somehow, seeing you breaking down into giggles just made my day. But seriously, I think that sarcasm isn't a language they know

[@LovelyLor]

KiniroKitsune SAME !

[@TylerWillis]

It was foreign to them, so to speak. I'll see myself out now.

[@milkpuddingangel96]

As a belgian lolita i can tell you you're 100% right about dutch. Exactly what it sounds like. (Also your laugh is too precious and wew,these gals are pretty buttfrustrated over nothing)

[@TylerWillis]

Thank you for sitting through the all too many pudding jokes associated with the language. You have my apologies for the unreasonable number. XD

[@ияѕєѕєиє]

The "language of pudding" line honestly made me have a giggle fit of my own.

[@mausejule01]

The thing that threw me off most is Janice assuming you only own one dress - if any brand at all - while she clearly didn’t do her research on that as you clearly wear a different dress in pretty much every installment and own one of the most impressive Lolita wardrobes i have ever seen. I am late to the party but currently binge watching LWLN and this episode made me giggle uncontrollably.

[@wonderlandartwork3579]

(addendum) Dutch in my opinion sounds like someone threw german, french and english into a blender with a LOT of booze, poured the puree of letters onto an empty keyboard and let a toddler smack it a few times

[@KimaiiChan]

As a Dutch person.... I kinda agree.

[@TylerWillis]

This thread made me lose it. Bravo, perfect combo.

[@ShenanigansinMotion]

As a native Dutch speaker (well Flemish, but details) I am inclined to agree with you.

[@lostsoul4090]

Wel you I agree Wel ja dat vind ik ook

[@boranovich]

truth

[@pandoramanjusha7373]

I'm a Belgian lolita, I know who you're talking about and trust me, you haven't insulted our whole country or community; we feel exactly the same about it as you do :')

[@ShenanigansinMotion]

I'm also a Belgian lolita, and I have zero clue who this is about. In part this pleases me because it means I have managed to completely miss this debacle. On the other hand I kinda want to know who it was so I know what the heck is going on.

[@SpookyWhispering]

GLAD YOU'RE BACK!

[@TylerWillis]

I AM GLAD TO BE BACK!

[@mathildej.7594]

"Connexion" is the french spelling for "connection" so she must be from the french speaking part of belgium xD

[@HikariAliasHikaChan]

agree, but it seems like she speaks flemish?

[@feifayu]

I know that girl :') and nope, she's flemish but loves french language.

[@TylerWillis]

Ah, the mystery has been solved. I had to google the differences just now. It was spiffy.

[@werewitch9466]

connexion is a bus company(?) here c: she prolly got confused

[@MischievousPixi]

You really get all the best hate. But the best part is when you can't help from laughing!

[@TylerWillis]

It killed my shtick. lol

[@sonychuu]

"What do you do with a drunken seamstress" killed me lol. Love your vids and looking forward to meeting you at Delta H!

[@vikkiann7797]

Those 31 dislikes are from the Belgian Lolita Mafia LMFAO

[@mimicatbats]

😂😂😂

[@drowningsummer9071]

Don't forget the people that are butthurt over the grammar/language jokes!

[@leeleekinsmcgee9310]

Although I think making fun of her English is kind of a low blow/easy target because it’s obviously not her first language, she’s definitely an idiot for trying to argue with a youtuber known for her sarcasm and scathing critiques on anything lolita related. 10/10 episode, I am a horrible person for laughing at canntntnt I’m surprised you didn’t cover metas annual for sure bloodbath, the Sailor releases.

[@naurrr]

Leeleekins McGee even without the language barrier everything she says is cringey as fuck haha

[@leeleekinsmcgee9310]

Rachel O I laughed out loud when she implied Tyler was ruined

[@KimaiiChan]

I don't know man, I'm Dutch myself but I always laugh when my fellow people make mistakes like that. It's impossible to take someone seriously if they can't even attempt to type in a serious matter.

[@michelleamposta8769]

I actually thought it couldn't be that bad before I watched the video. But boy was I wrong. That was horrible.

[@autumnbreeze_official]

Have you ever heard Dutch people speak English? It's either good, or complete and utter shit 😂. There's no in between. I'm Dutch myself btw

[@SkeletonHaus]

Petition to make: “Yes why don’t you do this a lot more... you picked the wrong people woman” the new copypasta

[@hopeahooper]

This is gold, I am so glad you're back!! I was just wondering how you were doing last week! This is the only news program I enjoy.

[@mmikule6198]

I think "Janice's" bottle comment was about previous videos where you act like you're drinking away the pain, not an ageplay reference. I love your dry humor!

[@WrenHuang]

Yeah, I thought immediately alcohol bottle, not baby bottle! lmaofsdajf!!

[@brimstonefondue]

Missed you, glad you're back!

[@TylerWillis]

Aw, that's so sweet, glad to be back!

[@melonbread3951]

Tyler, you are literally the only lolita on youtube who doesn't get any form of hate. I love your videos 🙂

[@SebastianSeanCrow]

They say all publicity is good publicity. I honestly really like that you provide links or seller names in all the photos you show because it’s 1) giving credit to the artists who worked on that and 2) like you said, people can find it if they want to

[@ErdriedDeirdre]

"Waffle fucker" oh my gosh you are a blessing on the world. Thank you for existing!😂😂😂😂

[@kaitlynnuwu]

I missed you and your laugh has restored my faith in humanity. ♡

[@sc0ttishlass]

Her English sounded as if she had used Google Translator to translate her Dutch into English.

[@MagickalDaphy]

"... so in synopsis, put the English language in a blender." haha! omg! This video had me cackling! The laugh breaks killed me! ♡

[@allisarcadia]

Your content is so smart and so engaging I can't even imagine how much effort it is for you to write AND edit just these. But I will guiltlessly consume your free content with an unreasonable amount of glee every time.

[@onsenmark]

Oh my. Watching you shatter in laughter is now one of the most adorable things EVER.

[@MadameMushroom]

Yay i waited for this. Your amazing and the laugh made ny day. Im in school before spring break i couldn't wait till i get home. This is hilarous makes me feel better

[@TylerWillis]

I am so glad to hear that this nonsense brightened your day. Thank you for spending time in this bastion of salt.

[@MadameMushroom]

Tyler thx for replying to me! 😂

[@kinsnuf]

I feel like Janice is one of those people that might say "My [Family Member] works at [Company]!"

[@KariTalksTooMuch]

Awww your laugh is so cute! But seriously, how can anyone be so dumb? That was the most straightforward response ever and she was still trippin?? I don't wanna know her thought process... probably would reduce my brain to pudding...

[@gaby132]

KariTalksTooMuch I love her laugh too!

[@TylerWillis]

That is so sweet! Thank you! (the content broke me) It was so odd. So, so odd.

[@nikkiknox1165]

Love it. Love everything about it. Your news is intelligently put and your sarcasm makes me want to die of laughter. Honestly I don't even dress Lolita but I just love this show!

[@Gsquiddy]

I think your the first lolita comedian and I frigging love you omg

[@TheMaleGayz]

I am not even Lolita....and I can't explain it.....but you are one of my favorite people on the webs....WELCOME BACK!......

[@Peertje304]

It's not Dutch, it's Flemish, but close enough, they are mutually intelligeble.

[@julierocketqueen1477]

I dont know a thing about Lolita but OMG I live for your videos 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SobrietyandSolace]

Julie RocketQueen Jooooooooin uuuuuuuus

[@princeoftheazuresky]

I wish I could pull off mint coords as well as you do. So happy to see you back!

[@okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

i hate to be _that guy_ , but i think you're above making fun of the english of non-native speakers. you're so intelligent, clever, and such a great writer; it was kind of surprising to see you resort to the equivalent of making fun of someone's accent (let alone doing that over and over again). I don't know, it feels weird complaining about your jokes being 'too mean' in a show you literally just described as 'news/criticism/ but... something about that felt a bit too low-brow for you. regardless, you're a hilarious storyteller as always and seeing you break character was honestly so fucking cute and heartwarming?? 10/10

[@AmyTheJawsTerminator]

YES TYLER IM READY B L E S S

[@TylerWillis]

Lol! It's like an experience.

[@AmyTheJawsTerminator]

ScarfingScarves It is the BEST experience and brings me many emotions. Bless you, Tyler, you're doing the lord's work. 💖

[@vimerveilles]

"because triple fortune"

[@vimerveilles]

I love triple fortune but I feel this. also ngl tyler, i love your coords and i think the way you coord is really nice!!!! idk why this person is so angry. :C then again, i guess ppl have too much spare time

[@dextrodemon]

connexions is actually a valid, though old fashioned, spelling of connections. the more you know

[@lovelydeath04]

Omg. This was too good😂😂😂 I loved when you broke down laughing.

[@overlord606]

I have no idea how i end up in this channel BUT if you ever receive a backage with white Belgian chocolates... just run.

[@Talonistrying]

I feel like half of her audience just kinda got here one day and hasn't left since I'm certainly not complaining lol

[@pockyd244]

Loved the video and thank you for making my dredge of a day that much better.

[@antiquecoffin4277]

That puppy is fracking CUTE.

[@Leabers]

Omg the grammar! It hurts, it burns! Tyler you are so much awesomeness!

[@MrL1O1V1E1]

You have the most precious laugh! Keep up the great show:)

[@TylerWillis]

That's the nicest thing to say, thank you so much. I will endeavor to persist!

[@leslier302]

I don't wear lolita, I love this show. My bf listens to it when I watch and laughs too.

[@brimstonefondue]

Fuck, months later and I'm still laughing about this.

[@hachicast]

Missed you! Happy I get to watch this.

[@phantasmagoria217]

Great to have you back! Your laugh is so cute!

[@blackroseknight77]

welcome back #ScarfingScarves the puddin has been flung. :)

[@TylerWillis]

Thank you! (Also "the puddin has been flung" sounds like some kind of KGB password. I legitimately need to see a trench coat wearing Ne'er-do-well say this with a serious face)

[@blackroseknight77]

lolz indeed. i am just super witty

[@Tenshi6Tantou6Rei]

Excuse u, Belgium invented fries. They are small but they are powerful

[@tippyd2770]

I love your usual news anchor character, but seeing you break was so great I swear.

[@dreadedsnail985]

I'm dutch, and when i "translate" the dutch-english, i dont even understand what the hell she is saying

[@elloDucky]

Tyler is the epitome of strength also while looking like a smol doll - I lovvvvvve

[@clarissamachado3970]

Tyler you’re back!!!!!

[@TylerWillis]

I return!!!

[@clarissamachado3970]

!!!!!!!

[@iloveyourunclebob]

Watching this over again is exceptionally funny considering your wardrobe tour. You know, for only having one dress I'm not sure why you have an entire room dedicated to your wardrobe. Seems awfully frivolous, even for a lolita.

[@tkps]

Another wonderful show. Just a little one, connexion has been used for centuries to spell that word, even up to my old Agatha Christie, H.G. Wells etc books. Having devolved to smartarsery, I'll also say that it hasn't been used in English for quite some time (even non-American English) so there's that. P.S. LOVE the dress you're wearing, you know, that only one you own. Keep it up.

[@blakelopez6309]

Me when I feel attacked: I feel like Neville from HP.

[@poppixie101]

You are just wonderful and hilarious! Also I love your reporter sounding voice! Wasn't expecting it and you're great!

[@MissJiaV]

I laughed a very unreasonable amount when you said "language of pudding"

[@wonderlandartwork3579]

welcome back 🖤 Great episode, I love that you were a little more natural (love your laugh, so precious!) btw, small question, whicht wtf LM Item was this based on? Just curious

[@TylerWillis]

Thank you so much! (Precious is not a word usually associated with a walking salt mine, lol, but thank you all the same!) I'm afraid I'll have to remain mum on the episode though for the sake of obscuring her identity.

[@princessadrigirl6774]

I absolutely loved watching you try not to laugh during this 😂

[@stevenwlafferty]

Holy shit this is the best thing to happen in 2018 so far. I am so impressed that you were able to not laugh as much as I did. #vivaLWLN

[@domo3792]

Your laugh is so cute!! So glad you're back.~

[@izzygirl1988]

I lost brain cells just reading and hearing those screen caps

[@SwediCandy]

Lolol this was great xD I get a bit defensive though when you said “one word”, I just want everyone here to know that a few language *do* put two words together to make one word! (But when you said “one word” like that was still super funny Haha!)

[@LuciferVonCarstein]

Germans will put an entire paragraph into one word.

[@scoutbennett]

7:42 I can't believe Tyler murdered an entire country.

[@AmandaLordofDarknessCh]

Glad you’re back!

[@NannoAnno]

Nice! *makes coffee and snuggles up* I am READY!

[@TylerWillis]

Lol! Caffeine makes everything better, no exceptions.

[@NannoAnno]

ScarfingScarves truly, it complements the salt in your videos so well

[@cakiepop7993]

1 minute in and I can't freaking breathe this is so good.

[@Xionfox]

Haha get em girly. This is hilarious. I hope you know your stuff is loved and I'm glad you're great at reporting in a funny manner.

[@Ambergrisss]

I learned Dutch. It doesn't sound like pudding. It sounds like GGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH.

[@stellalunaboom8281]

Your laugh gives me life.

[@BehindTheStitches13]

XD oh my god Tylers on top of her game today!!! Glad to see you back on track to tearing apart the clinically stupid!

[@TylerWillis]

This was a particularly special circumstance, lol. I'm so glad you enjoyed it!!

[@BehindTheStitches13]

ScarfingScarves :O oh my god I didn’t think you’d respond!! Ahhh this is super cool~ I love your show so much! Keep up the great work! 💜💜💜

[@lilsneepsnorp4951]

I’m here for the clip on bangs haha

[@naurrr]

how did you read all this with a straight face 😂 incredible

[@e.g.2261]

6:09 click to cure depression.

[@PRMoody78]

I’m not into Lolita at all except that I appreciate the hard work that goes into it....however, your reporting style and personality I am most definitely into and I love watching your videos. Keep killing em with words girl!

[@d.m2506]

YES YOUR BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@moonlitsaga4177]

"...one in a language, that, at the time, looked like the jumbled noises of a man with several mouthfuls of pudding vainly trying to produce a sentence." If that's your description of dutch when you see it written wait until you hear it... Seriously I am actually learning the language, and getting used to the sounds has been difficult (to put it mildly). (I mean no disrespect to the Dutch language. My native language has plenty of weird sounds of its own and is naturally spoken at light speed so non natives have a super hard time as well, and I find it fascinating how true that is for almost every language as long as you aren't familiar with it.)

[@pastelhotmess9299]

I just told my mom about your channel and the episode with mad cow disease and she laughed

[@HelenPoodle]

I don't think I've ever seen you crack before?! Hilarious and you have a great smile LOL

[@silverphoenixelieceine]

Listening to what looks like chopped literature made me want a fucking drink. Like you are in another country what you gonna do come to America and, pick fights with the Lolita's here. That's like trying to give a cat a bath you don't do it.

[@dianaramos1846]

Literally so funny, ily💕

[@CettaCat]

I literally screamed into my cup noodles when I saw that my goddess had returned

[@TylerWillis]

Am small pile of salt, but I fully endorse this noodle screaming.

[@RoseQuartzRoyalty]

Tyler I look forward to next weeks report on BMT! Stuff went DOWN today lmao

[@PlusSe7en]

This is my favorite episode.

[@triplehearts914]

YES GAAAH IM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU BACK YOUR CHOORD IS BEAUTIFUL

[@GothCookie]

oh wow you have a lovely laugh. it made me feel so giddy and i laughed so hard. but seriously, this Belgian is crazy

[@TylerWillis]

Welp, that's a nice thing to say, thank you very much. This content broke me, lol.

[@GothCookie]

ScarfingScarves understandable. Im Dutch too, but this woman- god damn, where is my facepalm-emoji?!

[@LucasBurrell]

My local comm is full of people who love Chinese brands, we often talk about how inventive or special some ofthem are. Some of our senior members wear Chinese prices from taobao regularly because they like them. The suggestion that you wont be allowed to meets without brand is just wrong, shes showing herself to be an awful meet host and an even worse human being.

[@abirdietoldme4102]

I am not a Lolita. I wish I could be however, for a number of factors it's not realizable. I do collect different styles (by era, cultural, etc.) of dresses. I lowkey follow bits of the community and I just enjoy your content and humor so much that I wanted to watch older videos.

[@nitrovlox]

Tyler u never fail to impress me

[@gaby132]

I love this! You are amazing ! Keep up the groovy videos , hope to see more ~•°•♡

[@TylerWillis]

Yes to your use of "groovy"! Thank you so much for dropping by to say hi!

[@naoornever7456]

The sheer idiocy of picking a seemingly random number to put a price tag on the "coords" section of your closet and that of your extremely important friends had me in stitches. And if you're going to do it is $ 2000 really the amount to convince everyone of your superior standing? Does Janice realize that it is this kind of self-important nonsense that instantly destroys whatever respect for and interest in any subculture its respective "muggles" have? I says you real did picked the right people, woman.

[@mollyshadows9726]

Yay! You’re back!! 😁😁😁

[@silverphoenixelieceine]

I couldn't stop laughing. I think my Toddler understood you she gave me a dirty look. Keep up your amazing video

[@ShortWhiskersBJD]

I barely know anything about Lolita fashion but GOD I enjoy this show. :D