The best birthday...

[@benitoreyes8054]

"I think this was already on the ground, but I love it" was my favorite part 😂

[@ReneeB-mz9cx]

My heart 😭

[@janiceforaker8473]

❤❤❤

[@elMusico221]

That gave me an audible laugh lol

[@GregoryThompsonIII]

Too funny😂😂

[@DonovanSpaghetti]

Honestly though, a boiled egg that’s already half peeled for you is a gift in itself.

[@lauramarschmallow2922]

especially if it was on the ground, am I right? 🤮

[@DonovanSpaghetti]

@@lauramarschmallow2922 Jesus loves you!

[@charliecrow6817]

Not if it was bumping into that cicada the whole time 😂

[@anniecahill5214]

Right they already started to peel it for me. 😂

[@raew.1782]

At the grocery store I work at,you can buy a bag of 6 pre peeled hard boiled eggs. After finding this out, it has become a regular snack for me

[@hoolialynn26]

These are SO, SO good. You folks are a great script-writing team. And the looks between crunchy mom and hostage-crunchy dad are HILARIOUS.

[@ReallyVeryCrunchy]

Thank you!☺️

[@sarah-phillips]

"Hostage crunchy dad" nearly made my coffee come out my nose.

[@sharone9751]

Love that term "hostage-crunchy"!

[@hoolialynn26]

I came up with it because I know a few. RIP Nathan and his stash of Reese's peanut butter cups.

[@shelleyroper588]

​@@hoolialynn26Hahaha! Not the Reese's! 😂

[@elizabethfindlay5752]

I noticed the boys are dressed in their dad's style. 💞 its adorable

[@monica15326]

*correction: Dad and the boys dress in the style crunchy mom likes

[@bar-jean]

😂😂😂😂😂 Oh, man - the kids are so complacent and complicit with the crunchy life!! Jason - not so much...😂😂😂

[@lauramantei744]

Its all they’ve ever known 😅

[@m.theresa1385]

Jason’s parents exposed him to not so crunchy items. No doubt he’d love for his boys to have some candy.

[@kathy3178]

The look on Jason's face is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

[@PorkSzoda]

I love that the boys enjoy being crunchy to their fathers dismay 😂

[@rustyshackleford7660]

Of course they enjoy it! They have never been able to try anything else so they would like it weather or not it's good

[@Anuththara745]

​@@rustyshackleford7660😭

[@lpsadventurecustoms]

​@@rustyshackleford7660yeah, if this wasn't a parody I would genuinely be concerned 😂. I would be very interested if they did a skit of the boys "grown" up. It would be hilarious to see them cultivate plans with their father to go around their mother's crunchy rules. Alternatively, it would be equally entertaining to see them out crunch their mother and come up with their own bizarre "crunchy life hacks". Or even if they did both and have one son who shares similar beliefs to their father and the other shares similar beliefs as their mother.

[@EveryPeachInReach]

"Is this grass fed AND finished?" 😂😂😂 he knows that stuff's expensive!

[@oddlycreatetiff8920]

I thought the pinata was going to be filled with sauerkraut. This was so, so funny- definitely top five! 😂 The kids are so comically gifted at delivering lines!

[@notafan6]

The husband knows it's sad, but won't say anything 😂

[@RaeBehrs]

Nothing is disappointing when you're still captivated by the beauty and wonder of God's creation!

[@lukescheffe9851]

@@RaeBehrsjust because it’s wonder, doesn’t mean that it doesn’t come from low expectations.

[@zatzu]

What the children don't know won't hurt them lol

[@Arc_Firstlight]

We've come a long way from taking a birthday drink from the public water fountain 😁

[@ReallyVeryCrunchy]

😂😂😂

[@samantha953]

I was just wondering if he got his birthday drink from the library bubbler.

[@LukeGameZz]

Jason’s disappointed and very reassured face 😂❤

[@magsisdumb478]

I actually love the homemade pinata, its adorable and would be so cheap and easy to make!!

[@jannatduffy5560]

Children are satisfied with whatever standard you set for them it’s so refreshing even if it is maybe a skit ❤

[@forevercatholic243]

"Who needs candy when you have NATURE's candy?" 🤣😆🤣😂

[@AuDHD_Mom]

Spoken like someone who has never had packages candy.

[@Bigbaymonstermare]

I love how Jason is contemplating where and when his life took this crunchy turn, but Jason? You’re the frog in the gradually boiling pot of water we call married life ❤😂😊

[@rosemarydodge6707]

I love that the kids' privacy is protected not only by hiding their faces but by making these videos in sketch form instead of creeping on their personal day-to-day lives. Genius!

[@grimmutt]

exactly!

[@redwoodrebelgirl3010]

Amen. ❤

[@hendricks10]

Thats the cutest pinata I have ever seen 😍 "Who needs candy when you have nature's candy!?!"😅😋🥭🍉🥒🍓🍒🍊🍇

[@meganyoung.]

I used to work with an older guy who was from the middle east, he was always so hilarious, but mayyyyybe a teeensy bit accidentally racist from time to time. Lol. Like, racism isnt funny, but I believe he was genuinely like saying things innocently in a funny way, I hope? Anyways, we worked at domino's and he used to say that the "hispanics LOVE the spicy peppers jalapeno," (just like that lol) and hed say "the kids, they love it! They come home from school and say 'Mommy mommy, give me candy! And then they just eat the spicy pepper jalapeno like candy! They fill pinatas up with it, they dont get burnt!" 😂 God I hope that sounds funny and not totally racist...I'm starting to think maybe I shouldn't comment this after all....lol. 😮😬

[@anzot6903]

And all Jason wants to do is give them some Red Vines ... But Buddy will comment on the red 40 and complain that excessive fructose will cause oxidative stress .

[@samthelion3925]

The shot of the regular candy falling on the ground threw me for a loop for a sec. 🤣🤣

[@LivingForJesusMennoniteMom]

Jason, they LOVE it!!! Don't spoil their fun and excitement. Your face...😂

[@emily_cheese3146]

The best part is the fact that they are so excited about it anyway! I love this!!!

[@aeriontaylor]

I just have to say again...LOOK AT THIS PRODUCTION!! I feel like im scrolling and then....bam! Im in a movie screen! So well written 👏 🙌🏽 ❤❤

[@Mindbonkya]

I cant even breathe! So many things at once!!😂

[@nothinglikeburntvag]

This is so sad yet so uplifting at the same time.

[@montheadventurer]

As a kid who used to hate candies, chips, and any chocolate that wasn't bitter enough, I would have LOVED a piñata like this.

[@chrimsonevans2016]

You can keep that leaf in a nature journal and look back on it with the happiest of bday memories 🥹🥰 I keep the acorns my nieces and I collect in a little pumpkin jar for fall and any leaves or flowers I press and keep for book marks. Always the most precious memories

[@Super_Nova739]

The paper bag pinata idea is actually genius. I gotta remember that.

[@ThemommaBear195]

Ok. That gives me tears. How sweet!! Good work parenting you guys!

[@arianametz433]

Lol what are you upset papa?? Your kids are so grateful and appreciative

[@adrivoid5376]

Well at least these kids are so appreciative for what they have, and already eat so many vegetables

[@ToothlessShi]

This is such a wholesome life. Love it

[@KatieKitty2003]

The leaf part was so cute though 💖

[@princessbeaniewiggle]

Okay, but that homemade piñata is cute.

[@jharris7]

The kids are so sweet! 😍

[@knit2purl]

Your kiddos are so great at reading lines. They're hilarious and so convincing lol

[@blystonethree]

So so so funny! This might be one of the best yet! 😆😆😆😆😆

[@melaniev4390]

I took my daughter to a birthday party once where the piano was filled with little bags of nuts and carob chips. 😂 I thought that was crunchy but...

[@TeeKing]

Still waiting for the line, "I got a rock." 🤭

[@carlybusch6601]

The piñata is one of the funniest parts, too 😂! This is one of my favorites ❤

[@von7nie]

That piñata was super cute.

[@navada4789]

“I think it was already on the ground, but I love it!” It’s me 😂😂😂

[@seanaames6855]

I love the pained expression on Crunchy Dad's face! 😅

[@HighLow_Milo]

The piñata is so cute!

[@THUGL0RDD]

The pieces of boiled egg dropping as little brother happily chows down 😂👌I was like, what on earth just fell? And then I read the description. So perfect.

[@littleblueclovers]

I feel like a single tear probably rolled down Jason’s face 🥲

[@JollyGoodJewWitch]

Those peppers truly are natures candy! One of my teenage son’s favorite snacks. ☺️

[@RubeusRuby]

The boys are happy, that's all there is

[@CallieBoll]

That was my favorite of this Fall’s Pyne and Smith dresses 🥰

[@Sam-rv5bd]

The "And it's already almost peeled" had me DYING

[@777lordel777]

Their little voices are soooo cute 😭

[@craigsurette3438]

i am a semi retired educator who spent a lot of time working as a tutor with VERY crunchy homeschooled kids. What is absolutely hilarious about all of these skits is how close to home they really are. You are riding Poe's law like a razor edge, and i am here for it.

[@redwoodrebelgirl3010]

Yep! ❤

[@Galaxyruler]

they may be crunchy but gosh darn are they gratefule adorable little ones

[@makennaerickson886]

Idk if yall are actually this crunchy or not but this seems so much healthier for them in the long run to actually feel this way about this stuff lol

[@AlexStanders]

Hahahaha this is crunchy mom's idealized version of what WOULD happen

[@beccaO0906]

I love that piñata!!

[@poloMpolo]

These two are the most golden discovery on YT shorts 👌

[@jasonepstein8746]

Glad to see the kids are happy

[@keiracorder4717]

The way I lost it over the boiled egg...why is my oldest the exact same way?! Literally requested boiled eggs for his birthday! 😂

[@kinthecountry4301]

Thanks for making crunchy mom nice again!

[@patchworkfarms5327]

Judging by crunchy dad's facial expressions, the crunchy kids are going to be awarded some very processed and very sugary candy for their performance. 😂

[@bh4396]

“GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT!” Got me 😂

[@AudreyLMcFarland]

😂😂😂😂 Jason's facial expressions!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@saradorris3554]

You have two really good actors!

[@jennifersteele5178]

You guys are HYSTERICAL!!

[@rainsofhealing]

Little mini Jason’s!!! Complete with organic cotton collard matching shirts. So proud! 👍👏🙌🥰😊

[@carouselofLaura]

Lowkey the diy piñata is kinda cute and would probably be really easy for toddlers instead of a traditional one. Of course, different fillings different families but the concept of the paper bag piñata like that is really cute.

[@okharlan]

Birthday piñata paper bag with kind eyes and smiling beak looks so friendly and alluring 😂

[@samwichproductions]

when I first started watching your videos, I’m like there’s no way she’s serious it’s all just a skit. But I fell in love with them more and more each watch. Whenever I see kids over exposed to electronics, and not getting enough grass and dirt between their toes, or enough sunlight on their skin, I think to myself, Emily, Jason, Oaks, and Adler are hopefully setting an example for some parents and they learn to implement your lifestyle a little more each day. I know I try to :)

[@Spmama444]

My favorite commercial from the 90’ a piñata filled with Veggies and this girl runs up to the camera screaming celery taking a huge bite out of the middle!!!! I always loved fruits and veggies as a kid. I hated candy it made me feel sick! And I have kids with food allergies and know all the things…but once a year on their bdays I do buy the candy and let them have treats.:: so this just hits the nail on the head! My pipe dream birthday!!!! Haha 😂

[@THEw3irdOneYoul0ve]

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE CICADAS❤❤

[@OsidesLove]

You guys are awesome!!

[@cyrusjamesingua8142]

The acting is so good I sometimes forget its not real.

[@redwoodrebelgirl3010]

You THINK it's not real... ... 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@ro340]

“An avocado!, thankksss” energy. And I love it haha so cutw

[@cottagegirl611]

Oh the cicadas.... 😂 So glad that noise is done

[@redwoodrebelgirl3010]

I miss them. 😭

[@elizabethloger1326]

You two are so awesome! A feature film perhaps?

[@alishabohnert776]

This reminded me a lot of the Christmas stocking video!

[@silverstar5143]

Happy birthday to them!!

[@cimoirine]

Jason’s face progressively through the video 😂

[@alana.dyer.author]

I love that you guys never show your kids faces. You guys are incredible ❤

[@ElxVxis]

They sound so sarcastic yet so genuinely happy at the same time

[@weeniehutjr9977]

well at least the kids are having fun 🤣

[@killer_rabbit1253]

So awesome that you guys protect your kids identities, sooooo many other channels show their kids for just for views

[@ArtenmisTEAM09]

Not me pausing the video trying to see if i would finally know what Oaks and Adler look like 😭😭😭

[@redwoodrebelgirl3010]

I know. I want to see their sweet little faces, too. But, it's really, truly best we DO NOT. For every person who just wants to connect precious little Angel-faces to those sweet little voices, It seems like there are 50 scumbags who would do something twisted & depraved with that information. 👹 Parents really CANNOT be too careful. There are some really, really sick SOBs out there. Vulnerable, innocent, little kids are the last ones that need to be in their sights. 😭 We can just assume that Alder & Oaks are the most adorable kids ever (I mean, after MY kid of course! 😉)

[@ArtenmisTEAM09]

@@redwoodrebelgirl3010 Exactly! That is what i will do every time. I just hear the voices and imagine little baby angel faces. Cuz I'm sure that's what they are!! But that is also 100% true. There are so many depraved pervs out there, it's better to not take any risks!

[@sra.quintero8330]

The simple stuff in their life…❤❤❤❤

[@chrissylouise3226]

They're so greatful though ❤

[@LouViolet]

Please tell me this isn't what you are really like? Surely there's not people ot here living like this?? The kids reaction to leaf was so genuine and pure though, bless him! We need more kids like that.

[@NavinduNissanka-gt1md]

These are reactions a mom expects but never gets

[@andygarcia2113]

lol they don’t know what they don’t know 😅❤🎉

[@gummiebeez]

Honestly, the homemade piñata is such a good idea

[@samanthacanales3992]

Haha, thats a proud crunchy mom

[@bloodkinglegacy]

If this was real, these kids seeing someone with a electronic device would be so confused

[@redwoodrebelgirl3010]

They are so innocent, sweet, & pure! ❤ My kid would have FULL ON told me to f#$& off if they found a dead bug, a boiled egg & a cucumber in their piñata. 🤣😂🤣 (I failed as a crunchy Mom. But, I tried so hard! My kid has always had a very, very strong will, & a take no hostages attitude. Especially when it comes to CANDY! 🤣)

[@rebeccatexaschick7621]

Geez Emily, you couldn't put like dried fruit in there or something sweet and treat like? 😂

[@SuperfanGirl86]

Ikr? There's really good low/no organic all natural candy too. Would have been awesome to hear the boys confusion too

[@raraavis7782]

Of course, but it wouldn't have been as funny then, would it? I mean, these are skits, so of course they crank it up and take everything to the extreme. I'm sure in reality, the kid doesn't just get everyday food stuff for his birthday. He's old enough to have some ideas about birthdays and gifts, after all. It's not like they have no contact whatsoever to the 'normal world'. But filming that wouldn't be very funny and also a bit intrusive into their actual family life.

[@rebeccatexaschick7621]

@@raraavis7782 I'm guessing my sarcasm didn't transfer in text.

[@raraavis7782]

@@rebeccatexaschick7621 Sorry, I didn't pick up on that 😆👍🏻

[@CaptainOfTheStrawhatPirates]

The dad's regretting his life choices 😂

[@chicaalterego2193]

At least they are happy 😂

[@raraavis7782]

I'm tempted to try this with my 9 year old 'conventionally raised' nephew, just to see how he reacts 😂 He does love my home made jerky, though, so there's that.

[@tingleminglemel2356]

HIS FACE 🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@stormymize5557]

I love that piñata 🎉

[@jaz_jo]

As long as the kids are happy😂😅