The Best Crowd Work Comedian

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

COME SEE ME ON MY NEVERENDING TOUR - punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ Irvine CA 1/3 Los Angeles 1/4 Jacksonville 1/10 - 1/11 NYC 1/19 Gainesville 1/23 Tampa 1/24 - 1/25 Orlando 1/26 Rochester NY 1/31 - 2/1 Buffalo 2/2 Columbus OH 2/6 Cincinnati 2/7 DC 2/13 - 2/15 Virginia Beach 2/19 Raleigh 2/20-2/22 Richmond 2/23 Chicago 3/6 Milwaukee 3/7-3/9 San Antonio 3/12 Austin 3/13-3/15 San Francisco 3/28-3/29 Sacramento 3/30 Boise ID 4/3 Phoenix 4/4-4/5 Denver 4/6 Buy tix here - punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/ Join my mailing list to find out when I'm performing in your city - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@noahbrooks522]

Loved ur early show last night

[@cindyfofi5160]

What...no Charlotte?????

[@paulroland5053]

Thanks for 30 great minutes Asmus! Said no woman ever baddum tssss! Seriously though, great stuff. Thanks for the laughs. See ya in Rochester next month.

[@DSled]

tbilisi riff is still one of the most incredible things i've ever heard. no exaggeration

[@djr3386]

What did it mean?

[@jeffredfern3744]

​@@djr3386it's the capital of Georgia.

[@danieljacobson581]

Tbilisi is not a wine region tho 😃 nevertheless impressive knowledge for an American

[@BillHicks420]

@@danieljacobson581 "Tbilisi is not a wine region" Not relevant for the riff, and in the grand scheme of things.

[@FiercedeityBrad]

Your next special should be "Take it in the Asmus" 😂

[@alexwilson1445]

I've been scouring the old clips for "vineyards of Tbilisi" so happy it's back. Instant classic

[@SeanMorrissey-o7w]

The GOAT doesn't back down! The "I never got to fuck a teenager" riff is incredible, but doing it with a 16 year-old's birthday party in the front row is some of the most gangster shit I've seen.

[@dru4670]

As an Edmontonian. I loved the "this looks like the city that just lost the Stanley Cup final"😂

[@dorinc5263]

The Daddy of crowd work

[@_bleaux]

Best 30 minutes I’ve had this month

[@HaischkaEST]

Same! and I'm on my period!

[@EasilySuede]

Crowd work is the best, feels like the performer is in the moment with you

[@no_snap]

Oliver Twist riff is why this is one of the top 25 comedians to come out of the Midwest in the past 20 years. Nice work Geoff

[@NoName-pk8sx]

I’m looking forward to being very self satisfied when Geoff is huge and I’m telling people how long I’ve been a faithful fan.

[@michaelmarks9002]

I’m gonna say “he was better when he was on drugs” without knowing if he ever was. Just to be that guy. You rule Geoff!

[@rowzdwr]

When you do a private show for Luigi, please ask him what his dream was before capitalism took it away.

[@MommyMilkk]

The alpha king has blessed us again, what have we done to deserve such a blessing?

[@seamus674]

The GOAT bestows us with a blessing.

[@djr3386]

13:35 found the perfect tagline for your next comedy tour at Edmonton "The kids love it" 😅

[@abfleks]

Tack!

[@timmcculty2320]

Omg, at 3:00 is he chatting with David Cross? Totally sounds like Tobias Funke.

[@bwalster]

David's a big fan.

[@johnwood3233]

Exactly what I thought 😂

[@depauw2004]

There are dozens of us. DOZENS!

[@mattyice8273]

He blue him after the show

[@juliataylor4764]

​@@mattyice8273Nice. LOL that was a deep cut.😂👍🏼💙

[@hes98]

Pfffff insane! You’re a legend🔥

[@jeremylewellen]

Your compilation videos of random crowd work are always brutal on the rib muscles. I can only laugh so much til the muscle spasms and muscle cramps cripple me lol

[@thebigten90]

No matter how funny you think Geoffrey is he is more hysterical in person. You effin rock man 😂

[@trenthansen9498]

Thanks!

[@patrickross7620]

Thanks! I got to start paying you for these laughs..!

[@ZombieChris1]

Always love your stuff! Can’t wait to catch you live at some point

[@joeychiovitti3027]

This guy is going down as an all time great!

[@kerch-e]

Thanks, man.

[@slartibartfast7921]

No other Canadian could do this kind of Crowdwork.

[@jonathanmilo]

When are you coming to Northern California? We’d love to see you.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Sac and SF in late marchhhh. Buy tix here - punchup.live/geoffreyasmus/

[@chrismeadows0199]

Crowd working master.

[@leem9327]

My saturday night just got littyyyyy 🎉

[@Y0Y0thrower]

As I had the thought "No other comidian could make that riff" the text confirming it popped up in screen 😂😂

[@jasonbrentongore]

You Rock!

[@iHeadlines]

great work geoffrey

[@streakingclothed]

15:52 holy fuck this was brilliant 😂😂😂😂

[@notabot5728]

100%…..best crowd work in the game 🤣👍

[@PAWLMusic]

Shawn!

[@thuperthexthy3659]

One of my top 5's right now. Im pissed I missed him everytime he came to Wa.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

ill be back nextt summerrrr. Sign up for my dumb email list and I’ll let you know when tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@fathat2261]

30 minutes, yes!!!

[@adrianbbb6232]

The GOAT!!!😂

[@highpriestofthefarside1157]

Haven’t even started the video. Next to Big Jay and Jessica Kirson, best crowd work comic out there.

[@TommyLikeTom]

the thing with the teenagers was hilariously painful

[@slayasloth]

you just made my day. Thank you Geoffrey please come to El Paso

[@purfectbread]

Dude you killed the edmonton set. Legend 🔫

[@user-fk7sk9ut1t]

And the most humble comedian

[@jornsiberian8858]

The show with kids in front row 😂🤣

[@hylianpikachu37]

Over 500 likes, literally zero dislikes The Wizard of Asmus strikes again

[@paulodavi9166]

3:45 is so on point

[@andrewferguson8641]

I’m home for the holidays and thought hey wonder what comedy shows I could see and it turns out the answer is Matt Rife and that doesn’t rip at all

[@blakestone2432]

Big batch of new material

[@michaelh8854]

Forgot how good the 16 year old party situation was

[@SlexMusic]

I love the title

[@tompeluso56]

shawn is a savage

[@cwrasmus]

New special titled ‘The Vineyards of Tbilisi’. Merry Xmas GA, thanks for the solid drop

[@paulfirenze7213]

Wow this guy is brutal!

[@alnibodycare]

3:00 this guy sounds like David cross lol

[@anywallsocket]

I love the idea of people not knowing they just paid to get publicly humiliated 😂

[@DustyLeeSledge]

I wanted to go to the Saturday show in Phoenix. $140 is just to rich for my blood... I'll sit outside the venue with solo cup to my ear and up against the wall.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

tickets are $22. you must have clicked on the VIP tix or something (which are a scam i agree)

[@DustyLeeSledge]

@GeoffreyAsmus Well scam is a bit harsh. Just because a broke, idiotic, useless, pointless, worthless waste of flesh like myself can't afford to attend, doesn't mean seeing the *Alpha Dog of Comedy* isn't worth selling some blood to be there.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

haha the other tickets are only $22 thoughhh

[@dukeadams]

"Preggers...Jesus."

[@orionvassi]

Thanks for pronouncing Tbilisi correctly.

[@Looshington]

I mean there’s just no one like him folks

[@Mari-sy6px]

He knows what Tbilisi is. Wow

[@waylonrhoads1897]

Roger and Michael might be what they call "STEMcels." If they would have taken some art classes or some humanities, they might have gotten laid by now. But I wish them the best.

[@LoFiSymphony]

30 fucking minutes of crowd work? Alpha-maxxing.

[@jornsiberian8858]

💪💪💪

[@DVD927]

I almost peed

[@djspencerduh]

Alpha comic does crowd work

[@JakeLilja]

Shawn thought he was cool until he wasn’t 😂 #pray4shawnlikehisbrother

[@Hazcomedy]

so funny, I'd be pissed too if I had kids in the front row of a show

[@johnburke8375]

For free? We are not worthy

[@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV]

100% with you on the Rowling thing and people abandoning art because they have issues with the artists.... Great way to enjoy life less while also achieving nothing in the process. :D

[@rustyp69]

waiting to watch this till I can use the ad block on my desktop. not worth sitting through two ads for

[@TommyLikeTom]

14:27 why did this seem so staged 🤣 It's like your camera ran out of battery and you asked them to recreate the laugh for the video

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

That’s legitimately what happened haha

[@randoru1871]

😂😂😂❤

[@billtoll]

Come back to Detroit Geoff, bring a guitar! ~ Sweet Willie Tea.

[@AJohnSmith]

We wuz Pharaoh’s, n such.

[@captainobvious2834]

Finally a real alpha!

[@theascendunt9960]

WHy do people boo solar? Do they like paying for electricity?

[@mavriksc]

Wait this isn't savros halkias wtf lol

[@DB-fq3ul]

[@SappyEuphoria]

A white man being the king of something in comedy? Oh yeah it’s Geoffrey

[@waylonrhoads1897]

I'm the 700th liker!🎉❤

[@HoboGardenerBen]

How does one prevent any chance of being spoken to at one of your shows? You're good at crowd work, but that is an actual nightmare to me, something to avoid. Would never go to your show if I couldn't be certain this doesn't happen.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Haha I’m pretty good at telling who enjoys the banter and who doesn’t. I don’t wanna talk to ppl who don’t want to be talked to either

[@HoboGardenerBen]

@GeoffreyAsmus Good to know my dude, thanks for being that way about it. You're gonna have a netflix special soon if that's something you want to do. Way funnier than many of the people they get on there. Be well :)

[@jimphubar]

Dude, I would sub again if I could.

[@williamschlass6371]

No, don't stop

[@ethanpeake3491]

You're no Matt Rife.

[@CharlesDenison]

Oh man it just gets worse and worse for you with that 16 year old group!!! 😆😆😆

[@SkippyBiff]

First!

[@bsawns]

More like king of cringe thumbnails, amirite? J/k we love you and hate social media, too.

[@abfleks]

Yes, that was nice! kzbin.info/www/bejne/inK0knWkepmAq5Ysi=Xy_r9dKDSIIbUHSv&t=104 "Oh, when I read "nice", I think of the beaches of the French Riviera!"