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Being the top female swimmer in the world isn't easy. Especially when your teammates are scared to be around you. Here's what it's like being the top female swimmer!
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[@mentalhell4846]

As a 26 white german straight male who identifies as a 40 black lesbian female from chicago who is dating a coffe table, I'm really proud of you.

[@tinangwane8337]

Your name and your comment go so well together 😭😭😂😂😂

[@user-tc9dv5km3i]

lol

[@maddyedits01]

Omgggg🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bgp9634]

How’s the coffee table holding up? 😂

[@mentalhell4846]

@@bgp9634 We just broke up.

[@joekeen117]

Finally, a lady who has the balls to tell the truth!!

[@holdenjohnson9479]

underrated post

[@gideonanderson5820]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Underrated af

[@jaydineroimg]

😂😂😂

[@arturovillarroels.4305]

lol

[@counsela9240]

😂😂😂😂

[@BrisaRuiva]

I identify myself as a cat so I don’t understand why the government is forcing me to pay bills and taxes, I’m just a cat 😂

[@Jrktx65]

Love this 😂

[@Dante440x]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@raheeeg]

Same here, I tried to sit on the neighbour kids lap and got arrested 😑

[@BrisaRuiva]

@@raheeeg oh that sucks, sorry to hear u was misgendered too🥹🥹

[@KittyCraic]

I know right. I just wanna do my biz in a box, scratch up some furniture, bounce off the walls at stupid o’clock in the morning 😁

[@user-jh9xs6uq4k]

I'm a Brit and you have inspired me! Everyone thinks I'm a 70 year old disabled woman but I identify as a young fit man in his 20's, like my grandson but younger. I can't wait to go wrestling and play American football with all the other guys - and win my first medal!

[@plant495]

Congratulations on your new-found masculinity! Go get 'em on the football field!

[@lawrencecuthbertson8539]

You got this mate 😂

[@amyandnatasha1522]

😂 Good For You!!!

[@cathhl2440]

🎉Just be sure insurance covers this. It can get nasty.

[@no1fibersplicer525]

Like my grandson , but younger 😂classic

[@DJPoom]

My pet dolphin identify as an white woman… I’ll enroll her for the Olympics next year

[@susanthawhs]

😂

[@Shaylok]

Holy bleep. Have we progressed to trans-species already?

[@0Jenna7]

🤣🤣😂

[@isamarnavale8738]

😅😅😅

[@jsun7972]

@@Shaylok Are you kidding me? that’s old news now. 🙄The new gender the kids are all raving about now is “Clown.” 🤡The pronouns are Bozo and Pennywise. Try to keep up.

[@OreoSmithOfficial]

As a 26 year old white male who identifies as a 3-year old Ham and cheese sandwich from a Subway commercial from 1973, I'm so proud of you.

[@gracie46]

💀AHSJDJ

[@gtmumma]

😂😂😂😂

[@peytatochip04]

this comment is so underrated😂. im dead😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@koleevins6114]

Hit the nail right on the head!! What's the difference! 😂🤦‍♀️

[@quantumloops1]

😂😂

[@kayyyylol]

as a 19 year old brown female, who identifies as a 6 ft, middle-aged, balding, american-black man, i support you girll

[@Ksenia0707]

😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂

[@javiersp15]

As a 34 year old man father of a girl and boy who identifies as a lego brick, I can see why you are so far ahead! God gave you a fifth extremity to flap while swimming. Girl you are truly blessed! Keep up the training and will be happy to follow along your career in the pee wee division!

[@josieb111]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-ue1hs3ty6z]

Too much😂

[@conradmilligan]

as a british man who identifies as a 2016 Honda civic, i think i speak for all of us when i say YOU GO GIRL!

[@aineshenry8122]

You killed it with this one😂😂😂😂😂

[@libsonteresa5695]

I spit out my breakfast laughing 😂😂

[@matthewcaimbeul8722]

Ew.

[@Shevphenomenal]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@manuelmutar]

😂😂😂🔥

[@sauce9401]

We need more strong independent black women like you

[@aonghascrowe9746]

Hilarious!

[@fancybeingawesome]

Hahahaha

[@modusvivendii]

Bruh 😂😂😂😂

[@stepcomputerservices1690]

😆

[@takemyunfinishedbeat]

Little girls**

[@lewisedmundscomposer]

Such a courageous young woman, thanks for coming forward!

[@user-yg4xf4rs3e]

It's a bloke 😢

[@christineraphael3811]

I am a 105 y/o female who has now realized her true identity as a 20 y/o aspiring rock star called Bruce, and so appreciate heroes like you, JP, giving us the courage to express our true natures💪🎸🎶

[@user-ue1hs3ty6z]

I am impressed. I know everyone asks but what is your secret. I know, I know I'm using ur dead identity, but what would a 102 y/o say to a 51 y/o, I identify as 17 though, even though you didn't ask

[@aiylaozdemir3143]

As a Turkish woman who identifies as a Japanese man from Nigeria, I was really inspired by this video and it's a proof that women of color deserve to be recognized for their success too.

[@lyndaokeke6184]

🤣🤣

[@homerflores6995]

😀 😃 🙂 🙃

[@jankoleon3785]

That is confusing on so many levels...

[@bullymaguire9156]

😂

[@a.azazagoth5413]

😂😂

[@ianwyche4941]

As a Black man who identifies as a Japanese woman you're an inspiration to me.

[@matimus100]

Your not black

[@kemjunior8010]

Ohhh Goshh Please you are funny my brother. I might join u

[@shepherddancehallnation]

Hahahaha......

[@lambchop58]

Onii chaaaaan...!

[@heatherreeve9802]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Cabinet445]

Such a inspiring women, glad she has the balls to show her achievements to the world. You go queen!

[@alixx_legenddark_xx2819]

Yeah, literally

[@Juniper265]

You had me at the hair flip, girl!

[@user-ue1hs3ty6z]

Yes, very sexy! You not gonna sue me for sexual harassment are you?

[@chad8537]

This had me rolling. People studying this period of history will be utterly baffled.

[@cosmicmcmoon5773]

Yea I'm curious how world history from 2020-2022 will be read in future textbooks lol

[@MoBangFoYoBucks]

@@cosmicmcmoon5773 It would probably be "WTF" period!🤣😂🤣

[@donaldodiaz4012]

It’s the fluoride

[@laurafulton7023]

It’s the benzodiazepines

[@catnapper7509]

Actually they'll be stunned by the previous 8 years too!

[@antares3416]

As a blond German guy who identifies as a Korean BBQ, I'm proud of my red hair black sister. You deserve this win.

[@antares3416]

@@GammaSigma1234 yes the one you usually have integrated in the table. accept me

[@oneangryblacktemplar7040]

You guys inspired me to embrace my true identity, today I can finally say I am a proud purple lawnmower

[@orionhernandez3850]

Bro I identified as a Korean bbq one time and the Fremasons gave me a free ride to any ivy league college of my choice. I had to turn it down though cause my partner is a half ogre half 2 by 4 and it went against they religion... crazy but at least I still have my dignity ya know.

[@antares3416]

@@orionhernandez3850 damn u alright bro? If ur bro is half 2 by 4 maybe become quarter 10 by 13 helps. Its just different regulations. Hope u have fresh kimchi tho

[@skylar4775]

A blond German guy ❤❤❤

[@Girlwithapurse03]

I LOVE MEN THAT STAND UP FOR WOMEN.. Like this Man right here! Good video!! Bravo!👏🏼

[@justayanna7509]

I CAN NOT THIS MORNING!!😂😂😭😭🤣🤣

[@-BabyValentine-]

Finally a woman of color getting the recognition she deserves!

[@tacticalwarriorseso3752]

😂😂😂😂 this guy sent BLM and Feminazis to death 😂😂😂😂

[@iseentitnews4569]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@sinpfiec1047]

Is this your first time seeing a pink bearded woman?

[@petershury7135]

This queen defo slays 🔥

[@empathy800]

"She" definitely is colored - pinkish color to be exact lol

[@BrunnanG]

"Women most certainly can get other women pregnant - I've done it" genius JP

[@ohla300]

😅Lordt. They will be saying this on Twatter soon. Smh

[@JohnDoe-rb4yz]

Friggn Classic!🤣😂

[@freedom4063]

He kills me😁😁😁😂😂😂😂

[@freedom4063]

@mq85 Mq85 i laughed so hard when he said that 😂😂😂oops I mean SHE 😂😂😂🤸🤸🤸

[@enricoa.9082]

"I don't identify the weights as being heavy" too...

[@joanr3189]

Too funny. Good serious satire. Keep on keeping on.

[@texasbella576]

this is hilarious!! OMG, I was crying and laughing at the same time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@onyinyechukwu]

This was such an inspiration to watch. As a 37 year old black woman who identifies as a rich, skinny, 22 year old Caucasian, I understand what you're going through. Jealous people don't just see the black queen you are. Us white girls are cheering for you! You go girl!

[@eneiarestivan]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SisterNunya]

This white middle aged woman feels the same😝

[@googleplusisterrible4837]

Omg I’m deaaaaaadddddddd 😂😂😂😂

[@sofiblinka2300]

Caucasien are not white

[@samuelescobar6294]

🤣🤣🤣

[@fatnakedjimmyneutron]

"Is it because I identify as black" The balls on this woman...

[@evanskyule]

Had me rolling 😂😂

[@jeffcampbell1963]

😂😂😂😂

[@kittycat8222]

The dick too. That pissing standing up was super impressive.

[@DespaceMan]

And she is naturally strong no drug enhancers, not only she has balls but testosterone power what a women.

[@clockwork9825]

😂😂😂😂

[@charles-iii6759]

"I did beat you by 11 minutes" 😆🤣😂

[@BasedMigz]

As a 3-year-old natty toddler with powerlifting records of a 575 bench press, 903 deadlift, and 945 squat, I am proud of you. Thank you!

[@josiahpulemau6214]

“Women can most certainly get other women pregnant. I’ve done it.” 😂😂😂

[@33superstar]

I know!!! that was my favorite!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brandi66RN]

Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@radicalfury710]

come to think of it he could have gotten some girl pregnant before HE TURNED SHE

[@chunkeymonkey600]

Hahaha, yeah good one.

[@griffin2599]

🤣🤣

[@Heat4life131]

As a black man, you are truly a inspiration to my black daughter. She actually wants to have a beard just like you! Im glad we have strong black women like you! Thanks JP!

[@invalidusername4011]

Ha a strong black young lady with a ginger beard! Be proud girl!

[@mrsnezbit2219]

@@invalidusername4011 no offence but I once seen a black ginger man and it was looking funny haha

[@mtithewoodentank4817]

@@mrsnezbit2219 Because it's a genetic mutation, black people look funny with them because most genetic mutations can be traced back to Caucasians.

[@invalidusername4011]

@@mrsnezbit2219 Haha. Not as a funny as a black girl with a ginger beard. 😉

[@TheMelopeus]

Your daughter wants black "white skin" as he has :))) (i'm ironizing how some say trans women have female peepee)

[@jeanne7552]

As an individual who identifies as being a doorknob, I appreciate your honesty.

[@vickib9836]

Well this just ruined my pepsi, that i spit out through my nose. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard!!! You rock!!!😂😂😂😂❤

[@user-bp8nq7ve2y]

😂 φίλε μου και εγώ έπινα καφέ και πνίγηκα 😅😅😅😅😅

[@user-yw4co4sz8p]

[@user-ue1hs3ty6z]

Oh that shit hurts! Carbonation!

[@johnmakateng3128]

"I don't feel like I am 22 anymore, I think children's sports is next," I died🤣😂

[@phonepup06]

Going from one of the worst swimmers to one of the best took real dedication; now time to rise in the ranks in pee wee football like no one before has.

[@MattPerrette87]

"I'm actually 10 years old now."

[@monicaberger5308]

“Well, I’m the one who hit the deer!” 😂😂😂

[@vkat4167]

The best! 😂🤣

[@damson552]

This is it. 🤣

[@misc5831]

"Women can get other women pregnant. I've done it!" 🤣🤣

[@tammi67able]

😂 i beg he has lol 😂

[@robertcarter8600]

What a bold achievement of the Rainbow Coalition!

[@GabrielaMartinez-ni2lt]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-qo5yj9ez5w]

That made my day.

[@karismith5079]

You're are making me piss myself!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤

[@LauraSmith777]

You crack me up. I love you for telling the truth through sarcasm.

[@AceVideosOfficial]

I will be embarrassed to tell my children that I lived during a period where my country was so godless that people actually fought for men to compete in women's sports.

[@mikeq5807]

Has nothing to do with godless, such individuals as those being parodied in this video are woefully misguided. Lots of people in our society are woefully misguided, like those who put greed ahead of the interests of their country, like those who follow the propaganda of religions. Lots of blindness, lots of misguided souls! Many of them see the speck in their neighbor's eye, but are blithely oblivious to the log in their own eye.

[@livewireOrourke]

I'll just write over this entire time period with a white out.

[@TheAj35brunson]

Amen brother. I have two daughters and it's frustrating how they have to deal with this inequality in sports when they get older.

[@markzirpolo9934]

Lol sad yes liberal usa

[@caleb3960]

When I have children, I fear sending them to public schools. Society is trying and succeeding at grooming kids and manipulating their way of thinking. I must raise them with faith in Christ and a love for God, and a strong foundation in the Bible, this is the way. "Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it." (Proverbs 22:6).

[@joeliza4047]

"I've been dreaming of becoming the top female swimmer for one year". Golden.

[@Peakfreud]

Pee wee football I'm Ten now

[@joeliza4047]

@@Peakfreud This one really shows the silliness of trying to cater for people who arbitrarily decide in their mind, that they are different to their biological makeup.

[@Mosquito-balls]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWXIc6OMhJ2Jbsk where his tampons lol

[@Peakfreud]

@@joeliza4047 Yeah, you would have thought Covid would have provided a serious reality check by bringing Science & Biology to the forefront Whether it was real or not, but what happened instead is society flocked to social media during quarantine to further fuel their delusions.

[@NjD....]

Why does it say this has 4 comments but there are only 2 (excluding mine)?

[@skiMTB]

YOU ARE MY HERO! PLEASE, SHARE MORE LIKE THIS!

[@user-yg4xf4rs3e]

Serious

[@sujal_kd]

i identify as a box full of choclates

[@selecttravelvacations7472]

“Women can certainly get other women pregnant, I’ve done it!” Golden! 😆

[@GandalftheWise]

She's so sexy

[@ClaytonBridges]

this isnt even an exagguration. theres a biological male that FOUGHT in UFC against females, and in the past, had impregnated a woman

[@GiddyUp1776]

I loved that comment too!

[@libertychick3522]

Loved when he said next is peewee football - I now identify as 10 years old. Classic!!!!

[@Devina210]

I know! That was the best line in this whole parody!!!!

[@teachmehowtodoge1737]

As a cat who identify myself as a dog, I felt this. 🐈 🐕

[@shareefahbahati]

😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NatalieCWilliams]

Next best comment here 🤣

[@3_eyed_magician]

Furry 😆

[@Bunny_queen143]

😂😂😂😂

[@bitteranjel6782]

Lmao have you seen that Tex Avery cartoon with the voice throwing cat who pretended to be a dog 🐕

[@elecman748]

It started as a joke, and Canada made it reality, a 50 yo vs 13 yo girls, and they had to share the same restroom

[@paulbateman5769]

As a 57 year old white male from England I identify as Spocks mom off Star Trek and I thank you from green blooded, unrepresented Vulcans everywhere.

[@mahsaaahm]

“You can’t have happiness without penis”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ninja-mouse]

As a straight woman i must say he sry she has point.😁

[@luna-bd9tq]

hapPENISs.

[@Marycielo87]

That's why Lia still got them. Nasty fail people.

[@brianmalexander]

10 year old, black, non-biologist, muscled, bearded, ginger, woman comedian. What else can we add to your brave, brave identity?

[@arthurfleck1554]

polyamorous lesbian

[@tohopes]

he'd get bonus points if he identified as Ukrainian.

[@cesaravegah3787]

She is a a proud lesbian

[@tomholden494]

Forget new pronouns. How about new adjectives? You must comply and call him "Fantastic JP!"

[@mdw908]

I just heard the term "bi-romantic asexual". I swear, people today just make up these terms as a "look-at-me, I'm unique" way to get attention. Pathetic.

[@WilliamAung]

This should be nominated for the best KZbin video of the year. 🏆

[@djangoohara1907]

More comedy Gold --- keep me going J.P, LUV YA WORK BROTHER 👍👍👍

[@sofaking27]

As a 43 yr black male who identifies as a stop sign 🛑 so proud of you and your inspiring story

[@CheckMate691]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Veryfreshveryflourish24]

"Hey look. The stop sign has 8 glorious sides. The stop sign is an octagon. Octagon" -Jack black

[@sultanabran1]

i'd appreciate it if you stopped your sign language

[@LA-rc7cw]

yes!!!! 🤣this here is why I love reading comments.@@sultanabran1

[@Azuria969]

STOP it now

[@SF-wm7zf]

The sad thing is this would be have been a parody like 5 years ago, today it looks more like a documentary.

[@camclayton3336]

Fuuuuuuuuuuck... You 100 % right tho

[@johnbopp4813]

Wasn't it a Kinks song....Girls will be boys and boys will be girls, it's a mixed up world, a shook up world...

[@clogs4956]

@@johnbopp4813 ...except for Lola.... Yeah, right now I'm having some problems understanding the world.

[@barbeeska]

😂 wait 😐🤦‍♀️

[@myleshagar9722]

I thought it was a documentary, but then I am in Canada.

[@imbrat8359]

As a 30 year old female who identifies as a speed bump it's nice to see someone speak up ❤

[@grimdesaye6534]

He is always so funny. God Bless him. 😊

[@daniel-mz8gn]

This spoke to me on so many levels. As an 18 year old Black guy, that identifies as a the first bucket of KFC chicken, I stand by- nah I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@furbyfurbs]

🤣🤣🤣 I can’t either

[@erniebuchinski3614]

Sir, would that be a regular or extra crispy chicken? 😁

[@daniel-mz8gn]

@@erniebuchinski3614 *Gasp* are you assuming my friend chicken option?

[@dontcallanimalspetstheyare7871]

Stop eating animals it’s a sin

[@blob5907]

your the best

[@hannahhoagland4256]

“Well…I just don’t identify the weights as heavy. It’s pretty simple.” I’M DEAD

[@jo_da_be._.1629]

Lightweight baby!!!

[@BobRooney290]

as a non-binary dolphin (my pronouns are willy and flipper) that has transitioned from a trans gender fluid centaur, i find biology very racist and it should be cancelled.

[@lancepablo]

that line had me chocked up

[@lucykelly7152]

Me too! I wish I could identify as rich so easily!

[@j.j.4708]

Weights should never have to feel ashamed of their weight, calling them heavy would just be rude

[@r.p.8906]

Finally! Justice for WOMEN! We've come such a long way!

[@Atcraftcity]

As a 65 year old American woman identifying as a 25 year old Vogue model, I say, “way to go JP”!

[@torryaeugenia1129]

you rock😅!!!

[@CindyAbrodie]

😎

[@elizabethdunbar7160]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lisaboo50]

That’s what I keep saying! I identify as a tall, fit blonde model. Why can’t my insurance pay for me to transition to one?

[@eryn3003]

Let's go Gail!

[@TomTom-sj3bn]

''Maybe because I identify as Black...these racist women'' I'm crying from laughter..JP is pure genius, plus a lovely black lady to booth.

[@algallego]

Lovely black lady, but he's... ahem.... SHE'S going to have to work on her speech and black female mannerisms and antics!!!! 🤣

[@Mosquito-balls]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWXIc6OMhJ2Jbsk woosh

[@l.a.9947]

This WAS hillareous. :)))

[@stonew1927]

How about, "Women can definitely get other women pregnant. I've done it." 😂🤣😂🤣

[@BUCIFALUS]

Ahahahaja

[@jordanpir68]

I can't stop laughing! This is some top tier material! good job!

[@charlesoneill7993]

This is the absolute pinnacle of sarcasm the height of which can only be seen with the naked eye from the air or the summit of Mt. Everest!!!

[@sanegayguy]

"I guess people doesn't like it when a woman succeed" *reveals bulge* . This had me dying XD

[@joeliza4047]

Pees on grass standing up.🤣

[@terrihacobian7861]

I was ROLLING!! BAHAHAH

[@sambur6480]

It was honestly uncomfortable

[@7Bandit7]

@@sambur6480 now you see how the women feel in the locker rooms with these people.

[@abyssking4062]

@@7Bandit7 it will hurt less to chase them out. It will hurt more keeping quiet.

[@ChristineFisher123]

As a 63 year old woman who identifies as an apple tart in a bakery window, I applaud you on your honesty and integrity. You make all apple pies proud.🥧🥧

[@argononeya7080]

Hey I like apple tarts ....Gotta pic 😂😅😂😅

[@freddygarcia3049]

aww.. you inspires me to feel like a delicious cup of coffee🥲😋

[@dawood2u]

😂

[@Omninfinity]

as a ⃙̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͓̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͚̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͖̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ᷆ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͯͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕̕̕̕͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͏⃒̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̰̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̂ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕̕͟͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞៑̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ឿ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ឺ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ោ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞⃝⃘̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̭̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͔̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̮̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̑ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̊ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕̕̕̕̕͟͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞⃟̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̾ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̈ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͦͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞៓̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ៃ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞឵̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ូ̡̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͕̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ⃔ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̋ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕̕͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞⃞̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͈̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ᷆ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̐ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞ྦ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ྡ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕͞͞ྲ⃚ཱྀ̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺͈̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̬̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺̺̤̺ͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥͥ͛ͥ̕̕̕̕̕̕͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͞͡͞͞͞͞ I must agree it is morbin' time

[@Ivano-84]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TheFoxMaster101]

the manscapped part was really good

[@diannhook1879]

😂😂i just love you,showing how mental this whole Circus is 👏👏

[@reginalddavis7578]

As a 35 year old black African American trans male who identifies as a 42 year old Moroccan, half Korean, non binary female, you are such an inspiration!!

[@timkincade9763]

I share in your struggle, please stay strong 💪 I'm a homosexual unicorn that is into female dolphins but identify as a tree. Thank you for understanding

[@X-Factor-22]

I’m a 55yr old Japanese male who identifies as a 20yr old half Blk and half white female! I’ll be joining the WNBA next season and I guarantee you I will score 300pts a game!!!😆💪🏾💪💪🏻

[@VintageCarEnthusiast5625]

Stunning and brave

[@bass305-HCCA]

😂😂😂

[@reginalddavis7578]

@@X-Factor-22 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@kiranmalik1926]

As a south Asian woman who identifies as a kangaroo from Australia, I really appreciate your video! So brave & so stunning!

[@kymberliveith1283]

😂

[@maddyedits01]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dawood2u]

😂

[@johonmallik9368]

Let's go 🎉🎉🎉🎉 I'm South asian Dracula 😂😂😂

[@neskorock]

😂

[@munyamubaiwa4313]

Im a Black Zimbabwean man but I identify as a Japanese Caucasian Maori teenager. I support you all the way.

[@samanthasmiles9112]

As a woman, this literally made me laugh out loud and then made me really depressed because it's the truth.

[@elsac4405]

Funny but sad 😑

[@shaunpatrick8345]

When using the phrase "as a woman," please specify whether or not you're a biologist so people can tell what you mean!

[@wanderlustoceans8205]

Wait what is a woman, im not a biologist, is that an animal? XD

[@hopnglo680]

I guess we need three classes now: men, women, and whatever…sad, but true.

[@EyeSeeThruYou]

It's the new way to bully women and girls, sadly. Contrary to the old phrase, imitation is *not* the sincerest form of flattery in this instance. 😣

[@k.s.1344]

I'm no Biologist...but if you pee standing up, you should probably swim on the men's team. 😂

[@JonVlogs123]

Genius! 🙂👍

[@ladyjade6446]

Lol

[@donovanbryan5000]

Uhmm women can pee standing up. Maybe messy but they can

[@susanohara1584]

@@donovanbryan5000 yes, but not like that lol

[@donovanbryan5000]

@@susanohara1584 lol. That's why I mentioned messy

[@christineadam6764]

Hes so funny and i love the way he takes the micky out of people. 😅😅😂

[@kainvonakenbak7966]

If that thing is a lady, i'm a frickin' unicorn 😂😂

[@NSS9749]

OMG... When he said: "I don't feel like I am 22 anymore, I think children's sports is next, I am 10 years old now" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@the_rover1]

"hey, bob! I mean, boss...uh...I don't feel like an office clerc any more. in fact, I think you should hand me your position, I feel like I can handle it with no problems whatsoever. my qualification? uhh...uhmm...I once did some baby sitting. but how hard can that be, sitting in your chair all day long, sippin coffee, talking nuts on the phone...a muppet can do this! my first decision will be firing you, bob. sorry to break it to you that way. yeah, you did a bad job recently, especially cutting the coffee budget and demanding paid extra hours from me for this useless revision thing last month. big mistake. see you, bob!"

[@voduz999]

😂

[@jluispereira]

She said that, Nivea. Is a she! 🤣

[@123InDaPlaceToBe2]

U think..she?

[@Lionman177]

You`d be surprised, but that was a real issue in a post Soviet countries after 1991. Athletes from Armenia and Azerbaijan came to Russia as refugees, because their countries were in a war state, and guys (wrestlers especially) around 23-25 yo claimed that they are only 14 ("lost their documents"), participated in local competitions and earned money this way.

[@apieceofdirt4681]

This is so absolutely on point. “HEY LADIES, I beat you by 11 minutes fair and square SO GET OVER IT.” I lost it!

[@dr.sammypryor]

Haha.. I died at that same comment!

[@walle3166]

500th like!

[@theoldschooldiva374]

😂😂😂

[@mapperid]

Thanks for the inspiration, now I confidently said I am a Fire-earth dragon, next year I am going to enroll The Goblit of fire tournament. Can't wait seeing Mr. Potter

[@schoolofA]

This made me laugh and cry at the same time.

[@reharl4953]

"I don't identify the weights as very heavy." Chef's kiss. Perfect.

[@androgyny77]

🤣

[@smerchly]

@@androgyny77 Isn't she lovely ? ( Stevie Wonder )

[@madshumanbeing]

as a female swimmer, this really made me laugh. i was so angry at what was going on, but i’m glad you made this to help me laugh through it

[@gregerjohn8728]

Do you Identifierar your shelf as a swimmer or are you a real one?

[@madshumanbeing]

@@gregerjohn8728 what? I’m a competitive swimmer?

[@nathan5421]

i think its a joke that you can just identify as a woman

[@madshumanbeing]

@@nathan5421 it is a joke. it’s horrible and it’s the dumbest thing humanity ever allowed

[@okami6241]

I'm so glad they finally banned trans women from competing in female sports. Idc if I get hate for that either 🤷🏻‍♀️ It should've never happened to begin with. I'm all for trans rights, but that doesn't change your physical make up from birth so it's just not fair for a biological male to compete against women. Sorry, not sorry!

[@roden70]

As a total nobody who doesn't identify with anything yet, I'm so impressed by this uplifting an honest story full of selfreflection. And the comments make me cry. Such compassion and I see so much examples of strong people, objects and animals I have hope that one day I too will identify as anybody or anything. I love you all. ❤

[@mombasham]

Oh boy. You once again gave me a much needed laugh.

[@looney_tunes10]

as a female swimmer, i'm so happy people are standing up and saying this isn't okay

[@Coloriey]

As a trans person, we are planning on exiling Lia Thomas to Fiji, they can deal with her. And as trans swimmer, I’m not sure why we always go for swimming

[@caesarsalad1170]

@@Coloriey Stop it, get some help

[@tony_winner]

U r a racist or u r just intimidated by her sensual femininity 😂

[@seyioyetade]

​@@caesarsalad1170 let them live their best life

[@wideawake914]

It's up to women to stop it. How many times have I seen women on the podium with these men taking a womans spot and a big silly grin on the women. Accept it or boycott any event that allows it. Everyone everywhere and it will all fizzle out very fast.

[@roberttakacs19]

As a 33 year old male who identifies as Snow White's evil stepmother, well done girl! Never give up on your dreams! Even if it means destroying that of others...

[@ceceisnotcool]

I know right!! These haters just keep on hatin!!🙄🙄🤘🤘

[@carleenfuller1370]

RIGHT!!!!

[@vladimirarevshatyan4622]

phahahahahaha

[@atune2682]

damn you sir are an expert! ummhh...

[@naomib2334]

😂😂😂😂

[@Steerpike07]

UK newspaper headline June 2023 - 'Schools allowing children to ‘identify as horses, dinosaurs and cats’ as pupils ‘communicate with animal noises’' - and then the media feign surprise when statistics reveal huge rise in school-age children who have gone mental.

[@My_handsome_King]

As a non binary white man who transitioned into a black lesbian women and now identifies as an Indian who excially feals like an asexual chinese boy with gender disphoria. I Totally get what you going through

[@N2Deep00]

"I thought being a champion requires a lot of training, but all I had to do is join women's sport and identify as a woman."

[@napoleonvilaboa4831]

you're a world champion you just don't know it yet

[@africanamericaninparis36]

Actually a guy joined a womans competition before and beat all the women to prove that males shouldnt be in female sports

[@ricasiogaming7873]

You’d be surprised how much training you’d need to do to be on par with elite women athletes.

[@ricasiogaming7873]

@Jason average teen male athletes can not compete with elite female athletes. It’s simply false. As with male college athletes and top male athletes you’re right but I obviously wasn’t talking about them. If you want proof just try to find your average boy who participates in track and field and see if he can crack 10.5 seconds in the 100 meters like the top female sprinters. I’ll wait.

[@ricasiogaming7873]

@Jason are you dense? I said the average high school athlete! I literally said I agree with you on everything else. My whole point to begin with was any random dude off the street cannot automatically beat top female athletes you still need to be very very good and fit.

[@markwilkie7633]

“I don’t identify the weighs as being that heavy.” He got me there

[@ThePrototypler]

Light weight baaabbbaaaayy

[@msegura6372]

As a 63 year old woman who identifies as 👑a queen, I clap 3 times for you! I do require that everyone address me as “Your Most Royal Highness”. I am seriously considering kniting you for your fantastic video.

[@surferjaws]

If they let me go to the woman’s showers, I identify myself as a woman 😂😂😂

[@olegvorkunov5400]

"Women can get other women pregnant. I've done that." - I fell off the chair LOLing.

[@hotartesian4163]

me too. And that child is adorable like his beautiful parents, by the way.

[@gmmg82]

im still laughing...

[@freedom4063]

Hahahaha right that was my favorite part

[@freedom4063]

Becuz men can be preggo 🙊😂😂😂

[@yoshzlac2429]

Truthkzbin.info/www/bejne/hJ6wlHV6haeMas1k

[@qigonglungz]

"I'm the one that hit the deer..." "I identify as black..." "I don't identify the weights as heavy..." OH GOD!!! STILL LAUGHING AT THOSE THREE... Thanks sir, er man, er mam...!!!! Thank God Observational Comedy is not dead... best wishes, hilarious video...

[@stephenc8956]

Excellent 🤣

[@dustinwatkins7843]

reminds me of Ronnie Coleman's actual mental technique of considering the weights light. "Light weight!!"

[@dofehino5444]

@@dustinwatkins7843 LIGHTWEIGHTTTT

[@surenot1]

Thanks sir?! Are you a biologist to say that? Have some respect for this lovely lady!

[@LynneMadison0731]

"It's MA'AM!"

[@no1fibersplicer525]

She’s steering with a rudder!

[@phageofficial404]

As someone whose dog identifes as a famous social media influencer, this video is accurate.

[@chance_ondriezek99]

Just your daily reminder that JP Sears is a comedic genius.

[@NicolonCancer]

I hope no one slaps him

[@dexterdouglas]

@@NicolonCancer could you imagine? He doesn’t look like someone you want to slap…. Especially if you’re an old black man wearing make-up

[@kellikelli4413]

He can be the president next.

[@TheThreshermansson]

@@NicolonCancer ....or fake bitch slaps him...I mean her

[@whenpigsfly8178]

And extremely well built.. for a woman.

[@ololade9703]

As a 35-year-old black woman who identifies as King Charles, I am super duper proud of you. go girl!

[@peety6627]

Enjoy your coronation. That was a long wait.

[@chatonmignon8724]

Sorry honey but I'm the prince Charles !

[@pioneercolonel]

Which King Charles? The dead ones or the recent addition?

[@neskorock]

😂

[@Louellastark]

Well said, your majesty 👍🏼

[@arara2139]

As a 34 year old slavic woman identifying as a duck, i can say only... Kwak kwak

[@srezzy1326]

Omg just love all the comments! Just spot on! So hilarious!

[@jameldixon4140]

"women can most certainly get other women pregnant-I've done it!!" That was the line for me!

[@steveturansky9031]

It's happening in women's-only prisons. Must be true since it's on the internet...

[@Dodo.isp22]

At first I found it really funny, but then realized how actually this is the imposed mindset - like for example it's not only women who have periods or can give birth. And you should be BANNED if you don't use gender neutral language. It's BS, and sad. It's something biological and we should be realistic about it.

[@jayleng9630]

Wtf

[@brandi66RN]

I lost it. That was hilarious!

[@binkibinks4635]

Yep! After moving 27 men who identified as women from the mens prison to the womens prison, that Delaware penal institution has now reported that several female internees have become PREGNANT! Seems like women can impregnate other women afterall! Does this make men obsolete?😉

[@bettercollpaul]

As a white African guy from Asia that's black, I gotta say you're making us girls proud!

[@Victorsdelgado]

thats f confusing 🤣

[@davidjohnson5527]

hahahahhahahahahhahhahhahaha

[@gen000123]

There actually are white people in Africa by the Mediterranean sea cost. Look it up.( Not talking about south African white folks descending from Europeans but actual indigenous white people). Not all of Africa is black.

[@blenis6162]

Shiiit

[@CurvyCass1982]

🤷🤣

[@observer5704]

I identify myself as a stone! You all should call me a stoner! The senate and congress should file a law to call me that lol

[@star10106]

As a 17 year old indian teenager , I'm really proud that I'll be competing in the interplanet devils championship as a 89 year old hot sigma male with pink hair and beard on my neck

[@FixMySite]

Every single segment in this is spot on, boiled down, distilled and laser focused. Remember folks: you're not crazy, this situation we're in currently really is unhinged.

[@jacknimble4584]

I'd surely vote for her if she decided to run as the leader of the Democratic party 😆😂🤣 She'd be the first black woman that also won in a pool. JP is my hero!!!!

[@BradSayers]

up is down; down is up

[@algallego]

@@BradSayers And JP is all over the place hilarious with this "ART imitating LIFE" piece! SATIRE PERFECTED!!!!!!

[@Mosquito-balls]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWXIc6OMhJ2Jbsk lol

[@arcticfox6808]

That's a fact.

[@HolyMith]

As a white Indian male who identifies as a green female daschund who identifies as a 12 year old chinese garden hose, I am so inspired by your courage and you have helped me be proud of who I am. Which should be clear to everyone by now.

[@taliyahs1918]

So you can water plants? Why is the hose Chinese? I think its Russian

[@mojobalaos5611]

i always thought old chinese hoses are the coolest in culture

[@shadowlancer45]

😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@joyces5698]

As a sperm whale who became a black mamba who became a turd who is still a republican she would know.

[@IbullyWoketards]

That means you’re 11 years older than the second oldest Chinese garden hose, congrats.