The Best Line from Twin Peaks

[@alexf02071999]

Best line from Twin Peaks "You remind me today of a small Mexican Chiwowow"

[@corndogrequiem1728]

i got a gif of that saved on my phone, not that she'd know what that means.

[@joelbizzell1386]

"Now you listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you Sheriff Truman" -Albert Rosenfield

[@MFDOOOOM]

That's the best one. RIP Albert

[@greyeyed123]

Are-Oh-Ess--EE--En Eff-Ay-EE-El-Dee. Do I have to wait all day?

[@fdalkjfdsalkj]

I'LL HAVE PIE IN MASSIVE QUANTITIES. AND A GLASS OF WATER, MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE!

[@devonbrockhaus6554]

I'd imagine he'd want a bit of cherry pie and lots of water. Had he done a lot of walking in that episode, why would his socks be burning?

[@corndogrequiem1728]

@@devonbrockhaus6554 because THATS THE KINDA GIRL THAT MAKES YOU WISH YOU SPOKE A BIT OF FRENCH

[@Sansman_3075]

Correct!

[@hunterbagby1084]

Nope, best line is "Do you have a pencil and a pad of paper? Because I want to write an epic poem about this pie!"

[@griffin324]

my stomach is filled with a team of bumblebees

[@doomsdaypicnic]

I nominate "Diane: I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies."

[@Snootwaller]

(yelling at the top of his lungs) : "I'M ON MY WAY TO BEND, OREGON. OFFICIAL BUSINESS. REAL HUSH-HUSH." -- Gordon Cole

[@garywingrove]

the classiest line is when he's asked how he likes his coffee. He says "As black as the midnight sky with no moon"

[@luisarroyo8408]

Sky on a moonless night.

[@amandadube156]

...if you translate back from the korean translation

[@danielkraemer5744]

@@luisarroyo8408 Prettyy black

[@LarryDavis2099]

There was a fish in the percolator!

[@carolfromhr9900]

I was laughing for a few minutes after that scene.

[@lucassotelo5709]

Best line from twin peaks: "WALDO THE BIRD IS DEAD"

[@willwillwill333]

Best line from the Return: "it's not about the bunny"

[@KokoRicky]

Great line, even in context, but I'd have to give the "best line" award to practically anything Jack Nance says, because his delivery is so perfect.

[@eddyrocks]

THERE WAS A FISH *IN* THE PERCOLATOR

[@apollyon9946]

GRAAAND THEFT AUU-TO

[@SammyThunder]

I didn't want to get mink oil on MY bedspread!

[@youthinkofsth]

The best line from Twin Peaks is - hands down - from Albert, saying: Any relation with that dwarf? (when Cooper ist talking about the giant that gave him the clues)

[@cutecutedemons]

The gum you like is going to come back in style.

[@drakonidesthevigilant5155]

How... Did you know??? 😮🤔😮

[@Servant_0f_Allah.]

@@drakonidesthevigilant5155 lynch tweeted this line just before season 3.

[@elsakallio5439]

a CLASSIC

[@jdog7797]

Every line of Twin Peaks is the best line. *'The Greatest line I ever heard, was the next line I heard from Twin Peaks.'*

[@MessrDookie101]

I agree. Cooper in the pilot was overall at his best, I think. That's when you really got smacked in the face by how professional and suave he was. He becomes much more emotionally attached to Twin Peaks later on, but you still get tastes of all that exciting development from the first episode through the series.

[@frogtossing6449]

"Excuse me, I REALLY have to urinate"

[@TheNoMan23]

The best line is "I plan on writing an epic poem about this gorgeous pie"

[@summitthescale]

Should have used "This is, excuse me, DAMN good coffee."

[@Iker122]

it's all about Kyle's delivery... just perfect:))

[@Kubiak04]

the best line is when they're doing the autopsy in the first episode and Cooper looks at the foreman and says something to the effect, "We need to discuss this alone," and the man looks back and says, "George." (misreading his invitation as an inquiry to his name) Prompting Cooper to reiterate, "Would you leave us alone, please?"

[@divinedbag]

every line kyle mclachlan had on that show is epic and amazing. truly a memorable character. RIP Dale Cooper ps. I heard netflix is trying to bring back twin peaks...

[@TricksterVision]

I've got great news for you.

[@johnnyboy562]

that gum you like is going to come back in style

[@Shad0wmoses]

first time ive seen twin peaks on netflix. fucking great. Dale Cooper is my favorite character in a tv show.

[@Shad0wmoses]

johnnyboy562 isn't it strange?

[@johnnyboy562]

***** i think he meant RIP the character in the sense that the show "ended"

[@JoJoShabadoo314]

That milk'll cool on ya.

[@Treblaine]

before X-files, there was Twin Peaks

[@greyeyed123]

And now AFTER the X-Files, there was Twin Peaks.

[@YOURDOOM1996]

Even better, the foreman was a extra and didnt know his lines, and messed up on that scene as he misheard Cooper. Lynch decided to keep this in to add realism and humour. I loved those little touches.

[@vlaSINda]

Out of context, this line is so hilarious. It's actually hilarious in context also.

[@peteneems]

Yeah this is a great one, also Log Lady saying "This cherry pie is a miracle" was always a personal favorite

[@wussup12345]

"HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO"

[@Vingul]

lol. WHO DO YOU THINK THAT IS THERE

[@frogpondium]

Waldo the bird is dead.

[@SystemFreaKk13]

Or Andy on the phone after he get's shot. "Agent Cooper? Agent Cooper? .... Agent Cooper?"

[@Saistv]

Best line was when he said " Ever been suprised before?"

[@MayerEO]

OMG! I was looking for this!! You win! :D

[@lardkraken8231]

I nominate: YOU ARE NOW WITNESSING A THREE QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT

[@Kain128]

"Well, Ben, where are those hickory sticks?"

[@Couchkneeler]

I like "I thought you preferred the company of your MAGAZINES!" (It's an inner thing, you know)

[@WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

Brilliant!... i have no idea what's going on...

[@soyunamandarinaa]

how's annie?

[@Molotov_Milkshake]

I've only just realised that Pete = Henry mind = blown

[@stygiantwst]

what?

[@titansfan839]

MARSHMALLOWS! BEN, WHERE ARE THOSE HICKORY STICKS?!

[@vigo894]

Every time I see him, I almost expect a giant worm to come out of the ground, and he rides it.

[@amandadube156]

XD

[@nerve-experience]

what?

[@williamcecil5280]

Memorable!

[@CrazyLassi]

Lol, I used to have a big crush on him (I was 10-11, maybe less). I couldn't speak English then, watched it dubbed in Lithuanian, so it's nice to understand "the line".

[@sethboy66]

Best response to a flame comment EVER.

[@Dfective11]

"No. These days, I date Johnson."

[@leonardocarvalho7306]

"LELAND SAYS YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA MONTANAAAAAA!!!"

[@oisinoc8533]

It is happening again

[@MiniatureRanni]

Of all the lines you pick... this is it? Wow...

[@gomerhanger2285]

haha!

[@adorno_gang37]

There they are Albert, faces of stone!

[@lemonmacbuttons3054]

So fucking childish, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't just die laughing.

[@12ealDealOfficial]

Too many great lines to count!

[@preamericanlands]

@TrooperKoopa haha don't forget about COOPER, YOU REMIND ME TODAY OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA

[@wormswithteeth]

Why yes...all the time. ;)

[@TruthWithinRange]

Marshmallows! Ben! Where are those hickory sticks?

[@maxis724]

Classic!

[@utubewatcher806]

Without Twin Peaks--no Northern Exposure, and certainly no room for Desperate Housewives and Passions.

[@nrt25]

FK in the coffee

[@GridlockPandas]

Sounds like he’s speaking from the black lodge

[@ambermarierojo]

@MtvRotoscopeReality There is a show, Twin Peaks, and there is a movie, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

[@PearFilmsDepartment]

from what episode is this?

[@PkmnTrainerSophia]

@thebyronicheroine MacLachlan is born the same day as me! (February 22)

[@SenzuriChampion]

agreed 100%

[@DocJerky]

One Worm and a weirdling module and Muad'Dib would have solved that case in 10 seconds....

[@sethboy66]

That comment you got from Electroguy1 was condescending, Ygdrasel just thought you were saying 'condescension' instead of what you actually said.

[@ObsezGaming]

AGENT DAAAAALE COOPER!

[@MayerEO]

I tried typing the very same words into the KZbin Search bar... needless to say the results weren't pretty xD

[@bmonbureau]

@preamericanlands yes! ah, that's a good one...

[@BIacklce]

that line is good and all but first Im going to have to tell you about the country of tibet

[@preamericanlands]

yes i have. thank you for the condescending comment

[@plasticweapon]

my thumbs down makes 94.

[@Simon0]

hello.

[@preamericanlands]

it's a sad world we live in. i didn't mean to start anything haha

[@greyeyed123]

It's a world of truck drivers.

[@MieuDaCheagle]

@preamericanlands It`s CHIWOWOW! As Lynch said...

[@harmoniumkane]

#ThatsWhatSheSaid

[@fede2]

Don't do this. Cooper is pure. He makes Peppa Pig look like Cardi B.

[@thebyronicheroine]

ive had the hots for my maclachlan since i was 6 years old, its ridiculous! i mean the man is just so hot hes hot until now and im like 30

[@preamericanlands]

sorry. it's sometimes hard to tell through text.

[@liamtheproducer]

David Lynch is hilarious is this although agent cooper is awesome as well.. cant go wrong with the Tibetan method!

[@HellionSkelter]

I'm not sure if you've noticed, but he appears to be walking without rhythm.

[@MrCmurphy2994]

you know that line sounds really bound, but it actually couldn't be said any other way in the context of the show.

[@magicatthemovieS]

She was seeing a guy named Dick, and Twin Peaks is a TV show :)

[@ModMokkaMatti]

No, TP is an actual town. It was a precursor to all the Reality TV shows that followed.

[@TsubakiRan]

Quite funny ^^

[@TigerLily_YT]

@thebyronicheroine same here, dammit!

[@William_Sk]

How about Mädchen Amick? mmmm

[@preamericanlands]

@thebyronicheroine he was quite the babe

[@1046JB]

ha ha! :)

[@ukamerica8]

Lmao

[@MrCmurphy2994]

bad* not bound

[@hel112]

@preamericanlands its chiwowow xd

[@HexoFire]

where the fuck is 0:03 ?

[@beedotter]

Me too. Then Showgirls ruined it.

[@preamericanlands]

@PearFilmsDepartment season 2 episode 4

[@kassandrakid9440]

Random

[@lxH4WK3Rxl]

LMAO

[@DevoutCatalyst]

Best line? Have you even seen twin peaks!?

[@hopebgood]

:)

[@Kubiak04]

I guess this is meant to be funny.

[@noirvalentin]

lol

[@splintercell186]

hahahahahahah

[@jeanpiaget007]

Errors include: - capitalizing the two nouns (not necessary; this is not German) - single quotation marks (acceptable, but not widely practiced in the U.S.) - "discern from the two", when you mean "discern the difference between the two" - missing comma immediately thereafter - the "are" construction requires the gerund for parallelism, such that "suffering from a plethora. . ." would be more correct - finally, illnesses is the plural of illness. In short, excellent trolling, sir.

[@BuddhaMUD]

Didnt seem condescending to me.... just pointing out that there are tons of way better moments in the show than this

[@joshbulman2004]

wtf

[@qiovanni]

i guess this is meant to be funny?