The Best Mega Man Dorkly Bits

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[@reshirockzero4869]

"Can you just go back to trying to killing me?" My whole life summed up in a single sentence.

[@timerock3493]

Man, that's deep

[@Darkstalker212]

Same..

[@morganacar5213]

I agree

[@wowgaming_lul716]

Woah almost cut myself with all that edge there bud

[@_anthrax101_5]

It's funny because you are acting edgy, like your life is shit and trying to be relatable.

[@gunslinger2566]

That hook is pretty sweet.

[@coffeelover0876]

IKR!

[@vezalt1492]

Honestly, it's the best part about being Chill Penguin

[@MCLMisty]

I know, right?

[@TheDarkMewtwo996]

I mean, it's all you need in life honestly, a nice hook.

[@darknes2742]

Aww man I love that hook.

[@General-fw7gq]

Ice penguin is my favorite. "Man I love that hook"

[@reshirockzero4869]

Isn't it "Chill" Penguin?

[@General-fw7gq]

@@reshirockzero4869 I dont care what his name was.. it was funny. Enjoy the skit smh...

[@MrSuperbeast92]

@@General-fw7gq But the joke is double layered. "Chill" Penguin. And he's "chill".

[@bipbilla7699]

Donkey: "love that boulder" X: "man I love that hook"

[@doomsday2703]

Seriously guys, you all should chill

[@joshuaolsoncook]

“All the Mavericks will laugh at me.” All the Mavericks will win the Darwin Award, Megaman.

[@robertnelson9599]

I don't get it.

[@DragonKing830]

@@robertnelson9599 Darwin Award is for people who do shit stupid enough that it would get themselves killed, proving Survival of the Fittest. Mavericks laughing at Mega Man is liable to get them killed for laughing at the guy who was sent to kill all of them. Hence, Darwin Award.

[@lenni01]

They laughed at me for wearing a sweater. I laughed at them for wearing their circuits on the outside ( o)_( o)

[@arcanefury3666]

@@lenni01 Nice

[@bipbilla7699]

It doesn't matter if he's going to kill them anyways

[@swot2400]

*This video is a blessing*

[@adaptl7800]

truy

[@explodingdragon8649]

No u

[@RayMak]

Hahaha I like chill penguin

[@link796]

No

[@akselai]

@@link796 No

[@link796]

@@akselai hay

[@sheepysheep7866]

So do i

[@john_2572]

Ok

[@mettatonsagent7541]

3:12 to perfectly appreciate this you need to remember that canon CP is a tiny ball of rage who joined he Mavericks because he was bored and it sounded fun. He then resented his placement even then as he left because he was alone in the South Pole just waiting. TL,DR: this is the antithesis of cannon CP and that is hilarious Edit half a year later: turns out a surprisingly large amount of early Mavericks are like this. Wheel Gator is violent and just wanted to tear things up, Bubble Crab was a greedy ***hole and rival to WG, etc.

[@jadendafinger]

Mettaton’s Agent I really dont wanna be that guy but “canon” is the word you want.

[@mettatonsagent7541]

jaden da finger autocorrect doesn’t want to grammar apparently I’ll go fix it

[@progamerkikorikov5182]

And also to perfectly appreciate it you need to remember X is a pacifist

[@francis_gif]

yet WG and BC fight together in X Challenge (yeah I know it's not canon)

[@ajaxmaxbitch]

Boomer Kuwanger also pretty much did it for "fun"

[@shawnburke-hutchinson5901]

Chill Penguin: Award for most calm maverick

[@onerandombruh]

They are gonna watch Big Lebowski with Bong Racoon!!

[@DarkestDungeonFan]

that was what he was like *BEFORE* he went maverick

[@d4peters86]

I love “Mega Man X Charged Too Much”. Remains one of my fav shorts, especially for the ending.

[@dorkly]

it is one of those things that was rattling around in our heads since childhood. thank god we finally had a way to make it into a video

[@JoyconsRUnDriftable-dx9vv]

Can we get a return of that blast in another video? That would ‘ve be a great running gag

[@greenherring1057]

Capcom please give us X9 and legends 3. Volnutt is still trapped on the moon.

[@xenobestx8423]

This person is speaking the right words.

[@frostyamaki5700]

Don't forget that Axl is dead in X8

[@sanicboom6443]

@@frostyamaki5700 he's not

[@guypointinghishead5468]

Zero is dead too you know

[@frostyamaki5700]

Zero always die no matter what

[@mbookus3054]

*someone out there who loves and cares about you* Light says this despite the fact that he's dead and knew he would be dead by the time megaman x got out of his testing pod

[@luigifan001]

He did love Megaman. And its logical to assume he loved X too. Not to mention Canon X would love the sweater

[@mbookus3054]

@@luigifan001 well i meant the pod says this as if light loves him in the present tense when in the present He's not alive to love him

[@bipbilla7699]

Dr. Light should've given him the ultimate armour instead

[@luigifan001]

@@bipbilla7699 Ultimate Sweater

[@bipbilla7699]

@@luigifan001 then dr. Light will make a sweater for zero instead of the black zero ability

[@Shaunmizer]

Why doesn't Sigma get a assistant... Oh yea he hates humans

[@redhope10]

Then someone has to build Reploid Kevin

[@isaacdenley1922]

@@redhope10 I REALLY want that vid

[@Flygalia]

Sigma has an obsession with X (And later Zero and then Axl) so he doesn’t want him to die.

[@Scott89878]

I was wondering who Dorkly could give the assistant to next. Sigma is a prime candidate.

[@bipbilla7699]

Kevin: Sigma how is killing off the human race help the future? Sigma: uh I dunno? (illusion 100)

[@skeletonwithagun2119]

Portal man is actually a good idea for a mega man boss Also Willy didn't make the robot masters

[@antitheist3206]

He built the robot masters from 2 and 5, he and light built the ones from 3 (except Shadow Man), and he built half of the ones from 7 and 8. So yeah, a lot of them he at least helped to build, the rest being either stolen or modified for combat (so he gave them the weapons they use).

[@kirbysuperstar5494]

Yeah it is

[@wolfdev4611]

Brick he actually did make game 2’s

[@decoolfool4166]

Dr. Willy? 🤣

[@MrPhantaze]

@GibranRaptor72 1: Light 2: Wily 3: light and wily 4: cossack 5: Wily 6: wily X 7: Wily 8: wily 9: light 10: wily

[@theunboxingfox9120]

The people who say “how can MegaMan feel itchy” IF YOUR A FAN OF THE X SERIES YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT X IS A ROBOT WITH HUMAN EMOTIONS AND FREE WILL

[@wify0241]

That’s uhhh no that’s it’s nothing to do with emotion it’s just he uhhh if you haven’t noticed he’s uhhh kinda got metal skin

[@andrewhunt1328]

​@@wify0241...thank you Leonard

[@andrewhunt1328]

@theunboxingfox9120, he's more human than most today. Sad, really.

[@GraveUypo]

should be called "enough megaman clips to breach the 10 minute mark, and not a single one more"

[@luigifan001]

Canon X would love the sweater

[@SantyNewLee]

The hook really tied the room together.

[@Ice-yp4wg]

3:35 Chill Penguin: .. Floor.. *Chill Penguin is Floor Gang confirmed*

[@twiztidmomma22]

AAHHH--OOHH!!!

[@roaringthunder115]

I would love the sweater. Don’t worry Dr. Light. He made it with snuggles and wuv.

[@scorchx3000]

I think it would have been funny if X's supercharged fireball interrupted a Megaman video and the Hardhat robot says "Damn, that's still going?"

[@progamerkikorikov5182]

If i correctly understand, the Hardhat robot is called Mettaur

[@parkerburton5572]

No, it's called a met

[@siyahseeker]

​@@parkerburton5572They have many names.

[@gakuka]

Having Sam voice Dr. Light is really on-the-nose 😂

[@thejuic3b0i64]

“Me casa su casa my azul hombre”

[@CarpeDiem-hy2ej]

Mi*

[@jorgewilliam7103]

this isn't technically wrong (apart from the ''my"), but typically adjectives come before the substantive in spanish, different from english, where they always come before, and is probably why he said it like that in the first place.

[@jorgewilliam7103]

@@CarpeDiem-hy2ej chill penguin did pronounce it like "my" though

[@MiguelRodriguez-jg8ty]

Jorge William woooooosh

[@alexhero64]

Heh heh muy bien. Muy bien

[@gedagetschedda]

5:34 Legendary scene from "The Wire." Dorkly y'all are too cold for this one!

[@nathanfarey10]

4:30 and as you can see here, the Maverick virus in effect

[@ItzCandle]

i guess youre right

[@buglab2285]

i guess youre right

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

Dr. Light is lowkey pure evil. Makes a sentient robot capable of feeling uncomfortable fabrics, seals that robot away for decades, makes that robot an itchy sweater, then guilt trips the robot to wear the sweater knowing he'll be itchy, laughed at, and beaten up for wearing the sweater. At least Dr. Wily was honest about being an evil prick.

[@Jesse__H]

"How's my pony tail lookin, Rock?" RIP Snoop! Best tv villain of all time? Quite possibly.

[@smithterrell92]

Do you know what that reference is?

[@gamet2004]

I want more dorkly parody based on Metroid

[@YouaNumbahOneRacist]

Father Brain _is_ a classic.

[@gamet2004]

Yes of course, but he make 1 parody...

[@zakcolburn]

I love how gun man is just mega man from the first games cover art

[@lucidnightmare0014]

10:05 I dont wanna be "that guy"...wait...i LOVE being "that guy" but if mega mans a robot why does he have blood?

[@ruby_R53]

Red Oil

[@titanictnt7476]

Also, how is he weak to guns? Everyone knows his weakness is spikes. Also, every enemy he ever faced has a gun.

[@kanemccarthy1979]

@@titanictnt7476 they shoot lemons he got shot by a bullet

[@TheEmpiresStrongest]

@@titanictnt7476 His weakness is also bottomless pits too. I get it’s a parody, but if they used spike man or just make a stage with a floor with just spikes, a stage where it’s just a bottomless pit, or Kevin could have been Spike Man.

[@haterofhaters7213]

Actually that sweater gave him an advantage while a maveric will laugh he has the opportunity to attack 🤣👍

[@Siptom369]

The portal man idea for mega man looks really awesome

[@svartfrasr9755]

I'm really surprised that after all this time there were no dark bits featuring Zero. Seriously, the dead girlfriend jokes alone that these guys could make.

[@rashadm7478]

This makes me wanna hop back on the megaman games lol

[@TripThreez]

The Mega Man x Wire crossover went over so many people's head when it first came out

[@shadow_ax]

This is friggin' hilarious! You just earned youself a new subscriber! 😂😂😂

[@deniotminecraft5573]

1:36 Portal Man, but he's a combination of Metal Man, Top Man and a portal gun. Great.

[@AngelCiprianoLopezSanchez]

Antes i see the 2:07 in that boss figth

[@DeorsaWisteriaVenustiano]

Chill Penguin being chill is the best thing ever. I watch these Megaman ones all the time. I will admit I wish there were some involving Zero, Storm Eagle, and Cutman but I love all these.

[@bossboy191919]

Finally that Dr. Willy ending I desperately desired for so long!

[@21Raph___A]

I love the X bits!

[@dorkly]

XoXo

[@robbiezampini-is3en]

1:54: Power Up

[@christiankirbo]

5:08 Excuse you, that was my brother

[@Glitch-Gremlin]

So wait 10:23 in the Dorklyverse.... Dr Wily's been all up n around Rolls Robo-Cunny?! That is uh.... really uh... lol

[@hardman2198]

2:09 poor splash woman 6:15 i don’t know that megaman can also use human abbilities

[@zeeepicyoutuber8971]

Wait, he killed a human.

[@-KnightOfTheWind]

Wait, how can a robot bleed?

[@zxshadowxz]

Some kind of fluid the robot needs that is placed in the body like blood?

[@MrSuperbeast92]

Megaman Zero says... Hey.

[@DataProwler]

Profusely, apparently.

[@deadacclol5061]

It's red oil probs.

[@shinobidaniel_12]

Did he shoot a spike bullet?

[@funnatopia704]

10:11 In case anyone is wondering: A gynecologist is a doctor that specializes in sexual health for women. They're basically the people who do internal and external examinations of the vagina and uterus to find problems like tumors, diseases and infertility for a diagnosis or to heal. The male equivalent of a Gynecologist is a Urologist. EDIT: fixed time stamp

[@ajaxmaxbitch]

You can remove the edit from your comment

[@bumjocelyn]

X: enters Sigma: see sweater Sigma:laughs X: defeats signa with x buster Sigma: ded X: wow this sweater is helpful

[@jimb.7523]

*I WANT BONG RACCOON IN THE NEXT MEGA MAN X GAME!!!!!!!!!!*

[@megaprotodude]

And Hoodie Cobra

[@theolopesvaraschin9033]

I think it’s “Bomb” Raccoon.

[@lawrencehortizuela4978]

@@theolopesvaraschin9033 woooooooosh

[@mungusman3016]

7:16 He should've been "Lightenburg"

[@lurkingPabs]

Mega Man dies at the end.

[@lurkingPabs]

@GibranRaptor72 series*

[@megadaddy2001]

Literally he dies

[@trod146]

@GibranRaptor72 no shit

[@jacobhines5583]

It's a John dies at the end reference

[@eeeee77787]

... of endgame

[@mauricioaliaga4949]

mega man portal and chill penguin being chill, crhistmas present and the rest are SO MASTERPIECE

[@HTPCYMC]

I didn’t know Mega Man from Super Smash Bros had his own game.

[@xenobestx8423]

Either you want me to fall into a r/whoosh trick, or you have been living under a ROCK man.

[@shycoffee2635]

@@xenobestx8423 he could be serious. I myself 20 years old don't know anyone famous or any TV actors or famous movie actors. I'm not really a mainstream guy tbh.

[@dereklouden7415]

Xeno Best X I see what you did there

[@takubaku7666]

Wow you are stupid

[@totaldan99]

@@takubaku7666 i-i-i dont w-want to NO PLEASE NO NOOOOOOOO r/wooosh

[@DeoxysPrime300]

2:37 did megaman break his own arm?!

[@AmondoDazz]

Where's the one where he dies at the e- Whoops, wrong channel.

[@StabbyBen]

I would totally want to chill with Chill Penguin

[@geardog24]

2:34 But robots can't hurt humans.

[@ctronomega]

*slowly* HE IS MORE THAN A ROBOT

[@j.e8051]

@@ctronomega aww man you beat me to it

[@titanictnt7476]

@@ctronomega That's actually a mistranslation. The original text was "..." Wily was right so he hesitated. It was changed to make Mega Man seem more edgy.

[@ProtoAlpha]

The literal whole plot of Mega Man X and Mega Man Zero said hi

[@gferrol118]

How can a robot get itchy?

[@arbetor12]

Science

[@pvshka]

Nanomachines, son!

[@heycunt7186]

" *feels* , think, and act on themselves." Ok.

[@williamhay7705]

If you turn up the volume you’d notice he makes a sound each time he’s injured. I assume (light says this) that X and Zero are as close to human as he could achieve. They independently think and have emotions.

[@Albaniafan]

I now

[@egyptiangodanubis6831]

Penguin is the best there is and if he was like that in the game(s) I would chill with him everyday for the rest of my life without a doubt

[@akufromthefuture7159]

I love all of these.. I downloaded the entire dorkly "movie" on my phone. Please dont ever stop making these. I'd LOVE to see yall make a metal gear, tomba, oddworld, etc skits with your hilarious talents. You guys are to videogames what teamfourstar is to Dragonball Z.

[@roaringthunder115]

Can you just go back to trying to kill me? I made it with snuggles, and wuv.... Robot Mavericks! Best quotes

[@gahen8752]

Contents: 0:01 "The Best of Mega Man" 1:33 "Mega Man Gets a Portal Gun" 2:40 "MegaMan Needs To Go" 3:11 "Chill Penguin Is Chill" 4:50 "Mega Man Meets The Wire" 5:56 "MegaMan Tutor" 6:25 "Breaking Mega" 7:30 "Mega Man X Charged Too Much" 8:50 "If Dr. Wily Had An Assistant"

[@thatoneguy944]

He should’ve just said he didn’t wanna get it damaged in the fights

[@robbiezampini-is3en]

1:49: Stage Clear

[@musicalboi3792]

Man..... I love that hook

[@CoCoCo1212]

So happy I'm not the only one who got those references from The Wire. It's been far too long since I finished that show and all of those scenes came back to me.

[@Stormkrow280]

Technically Dr. Willy didn’t build the Robot Masters

[@dragonlord3376]

He built some, like the ones in mm2, but a lot of them he kidnapped

[@ghostchaser1631]

Wow, Mega Man got his own portal gun. Now we just need a cross over where he teams up with that mute, murderous monster Chell against Wiley and Glados. That is if Glados can keep herself from killing Wiley with sentry turrets and nerve gas. And who knows, maybe they will get rewarded with cake at the end.

[@TwitchyCamera]

8:28 That pose is X when he slides instead of dashing.

[@aaron75fy]

well technically all the robot masters were designed to work on the city and rebelled when they were destined for scrap, Dr Wily didn't actually build them

[@M4VS16]

0:54 I will laugh at mega man cause I'ma maverick

[@ChibiTails]

I still think they missed out on a major opportunity for a running gag by not having the occasional video ended with that giant charged shot.

[@kennethnwebb]

2:58 you really see those writings on the wall about calling a number to have a good time....hahajahaha

[@drakke125Channel]

4:20 Gawd i hate when that happens when people try to hippie-you out and distract you with their mumbo jumbo. 5:40....I don't...i dont get it...

[@ChristopherMoom]

Mega Man's real name is Rock His sister's is Roll *_Rock & Roll_*

[@xenobestx8423]

Sitting on a rock.

[@ctronomega]

It took you this long?

[@ShadowPersona0]

Everywhere I go, I see you. You must be the next Justin Y.

[@ASquared544]

You know, why has Dorkly only made 1 Kirby video, and said video is around 10 seconds long?

[@libbycouch9923]

Idk, but they should make more😀

[@popburnsy3207]

Because Kirby sucks? 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😅

[@skillsharekirby2048]

@@popburnsy3207 :' ( but good pun

[@Bacony_Cakes]

They've not made any MOTHER videos, either.

[@MasteRRaiden6969]

I love Chill Penguin's attitude.

[@gibusgaming0903]

The chill penguin is chill skit is the best one

[@predatoralpha4893]

Mega Man: Fine. I’ll wear the sweater. Did you at make it with like laser proof fibers or something? Professor: I made with snuggles and love. Mega Man: Are those laser proof? Professor: They are not. So.... good question. Me: I’d be impressed if the professor can even make snuggles and love laser proof!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@redhope10]

Something about mmbn would probably be fun.

[@redhope10]

@KWASI LARRIER I see that you too, are a man of culture.

[@DELETED-xg5ne]

Why does Megaman bleed when Gunman shoots him? You even established that Megaman is a robot, so the “blood” should of been black or something to resemble fuel.

[@suckerman7gm]

Maybe red oil?

[@DELETED-xg5ne]

Oh yeah maybe

[@suckerman7gm]

@@DELETED-xg5ne It is confirmed in comics that Megaman bleeds red oil.

[@DELETED-xg5ne]

@Suckerman7 GM I’ve never read the comics.

[@chloerogers8841]

4:44 I agree that is a nice hook in fact it's fantastic

[@hylianro]

Wait how did Kevin kill mega man with a gun when mega man is a robot?

[@robman1493]

I don't think that was a bullet that came out of the gun.

[@fiendfi7119]

wait why did mega man bleed and get a black eye?

[@manuelyausaz2976]

Weeel... Rockman isnt entirely a robot... as far as i remember he was a child that was turned into one... but still keeping the human parts. X on the other hand is a reploid and that is an actual robot

[@Bornheck]

Manuel Yausaz No... Mega Man is pure robot

[@titanictnt7476]

@@robman1493 It was a spike.

[@protomanzero8647]

I want more Mega Man Dorkly Bits

[@micahkelly833]

Hey what power does the sweater has is it love shield or blaster

[@kingdomcome3914]

Itchy Barrier.

[@titanictnt7476]

Pathetic armour.

[@PsychoMadHatter2]

I like how tails and megaman share the same voice

[@dontmindme5879]

"For a good time call Gemini man" 555-CH86

[@silverbandit721]

Chill Penguin is chill is my ALL TIME favorite Dorkly Bit! I'd totally buy a poster of Chill Penguin and Megaman X chilling together 🤘🏿

[@guilhermesousavieira5951]

"Man i love that hook, so chill..."

[@eduardoaguero1220]

are they laser proof? Dr. light: dat's a good question

[@dontmindme5879]

I now have a hook in my room. Really does just bring the room together.

[@judahtheechidna5673]

5:08 that "Oh Shit!" always gets me

[@atlasguytinyproductions55]

"he talked to me like a machine"

[@savageboi1994]

I’m grateful for everything

[@mintstar3703]

Anyone would like to see a Zero or ZX Dorkly bit?

[@olly1732]

Great work *GUN MAN*

[@AnonymousFrogNG]

I can't sign up to Dropout. All the Mavericks will laugh at me! They're lacking, they're lackluster, they're cheap, and the trial is 7 days, not 30. I know that CollegeHumor made it with snuggles and wuv, but those aren't laserproof. Or better than HBO.

[@MasterDimentio]

Ok all jokes aside, a Portal Gun for a Mega Man power is both genius AND fits with the game series itself.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

If Mega Man's real name is Rockman, then where are all the rocks? *Top 10 Questions That Scientists Still Can't Answer*

[@xenobestx8423]

Well it’s a reference to music. *Rock and Roll*

[@theolopesvaraschin9033]

His original name - Rock Man - is both a reference to Rock ‘n’ Roll (hence where Roll’s name comes from) and is also a shortened form of the word “rocket”. You know.....rocket.....space.....science.....military.....Sci-Fi.....that sorta stuff. Oh, and also, Proto Man’s original name is “Blues”, and that is a reference to the fact that Blues is a predecessor to Rock ‘n’ Roll. The more you know, right?

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

@@theolopesvaraschin9033 Well, nice comment you have. I am a fan of music.

[@michelebuls2540]

I like hie protoman just picks up the hard hat (whatever he's called)and it's IMPOSSIBLE to get past it

[@kidzluvcatsxd6280]

1:32 someone knows rhe music?

[@benjaminbasgall9114]

Really feel like the “for a good time” on the wall should’ve said GutsMan