The Best of Robotnik Dorkly Bits

[@dorkly]

We'll be back with a new Dorkly Bit next week! Meantime, we've got a special deal for a limited time - you can get your first month of Dropout.tv for just $1 by using the code "DOLLARDEAL": bit.ly/2KypG7r Dimension 20, WTF101, Drawga, Game Changer, Um Actually, and more - all for $1! Definitely can't afford this! Help run us out of business by using the code!

[@Cliffordlonghead]

Awesome Video

[@fitnessandfoolishness7793]

WE NEED A BERSERK SONIC AND BERSERK MARIO COLLAB OR BATTLE OR SOMETHING ASAP

[@justintorres6491]

Kevin needs an assistant

[@bretth342]

When are you gonna finish old man sonic

[@srstriker6420]

Dorkly do best of batman

[@PhoeniksStorm]

The cast of Sonic For Hire should be the only ones allowed to voice sonic characters in any dorkly animation

[@dorkly]

this is fair

[@liamsantos2173]

Dorkly Yeah

[@JB6GD684]

The Entire Sonic For Hire Series Should Really Be On Dorkly Now

[@CFEKOSMOS]

True. Those voices are iconic

[@donkeycheese8098]

Huh, neat.

[@KyleRayner12]

"DJ Big Dog" was a nice continuity nod.

[@MrPhantaze]

Also reappearance of Shadow

[@roaringthunder115]

Yep

[@deadx187]

Community*

[@messedupdog7563]

@@deadx187 it's continuity

[@70smebbin]

It's community

[@assignmentpending4896]

“Tell my wife I respect her *** gunshot *** “ ~ _Metal Sonic_

[@keatonsmith2220]

Uh oh...

[@theaveragecrab3410]

I’ve ran out of gas brb

[@EvilExcalibur]

Inspiring

[@davidlewis3081]

I can't be the only one that saw 'Robotnik breaks down' and thought emotional breakdown

[@ShadowtheYouTuber523]

Me too, I actually forgot it was based on the first boss of Sonic 2.

[@rocketslime6094]

I won’t lie I had not seen that until now

[@failure4452]

Yeah me too

[@frowny_brow]

LOLLLL

[@Z3R0Steam]

Wow! You got the joke!

[@adamsiveri7353]

I think we can all agree after sonic for hire robotnik has this coming

[@pmt1103]

Hedgehog for hire*

[@aaronforsyth3486]

@@pmt1103 no it is sonic for hire

[@ShortT-RexLikeArms]

@@pmt1103 Sonic for Hire: Hedgehog for Hire: Hedgehog Outcast

[@pmt1103]

Isn't it being rebranded as hedgehog for hire so it can be continued?

[@LaPollaAtomica]

@@aaronforsyth3486 From what I understand, Sonic for Hire is the original name from under Machinima. Rooster Teeth renamed it Hedgehog for Hire for some reason.

[@gomichow]

I love how consistent Eggman's voice was throughout time

[@jettobazookah8822]

Tails lost his tails Knuckles lost his knuckels So why can Shadow keep his shadow?

[@ArtisticKamenRider]

I think it's because Shadow is where he belongs. In Sonic's shadow.

[@Alx8282]

What did he take from Amy? I didn't get it.

[@ArtisticKamenRider]

@@Alx8282 Likely her hammer.

[@Alx8282]

@@ArtisticKamenRider Rose = Hammer?

[@ArtisticKamenRider]

@@Alx8282 Amy Rose is known to have carried a Piko Piko Hammer, other wise known as Love Hammer...and what are roses used to symbolize?

[@TheJboy88]

You ever get the feeling that, if Robotnik ever just decided to give up on villainy, he'd actually have a better life just making a killing on all the awesome machines he can build for people?

[@bigenemy000]

@@error_the_crow wasn't that non-canon?

[@bigenemy000]

@@error_the_crow fair enough

[@kyogregameryt8520]

I feel like eggman's always the victim

[@sjjzak3133]

@@ichijofestival2576 they're getting free robot suits,what's there to complain about?

[@memememe7081]

@@sjjzak3133 If you played Sonic Mania, whenever you get to Metal Sonic's second form, the animals are forced to pilot these cool robot suits, which sounds cool, till you realize, the only way to get past this phase is by spindashing into the Sonic robots while they are spindashing, and then they hit Metal Sonic, and then when they do, a explosion happens, one that they don't come out of.

[@10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83]

4:25

[@failmeep5167]

@@memememe7081 Well there are only flickies in the fake Sonics so they could've flied away

[@tankmanled2874]

Egg dog

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

Man, their early voices are... odd when you're familiar with Sonic for Hire.

[@FritzFoxPirate]

I liked sonic for hire

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

@@FritzFoxPirate Yeah, it's a good series.

[@michaeleichler6743]

Was it just me or did I always think that sonic boom tails was a girl

[@Strangeisntit_real]

Michael Eichler most likely because he is voiced by a woman.

[@ogichi32]

Huh, neat.

[@DrRitterstein]

Sonic goes Berserk with Kindness please.

[@identity_undetermined]

like so this can be true

[@callumcrispin817]

yeah

[@dreamingfoxtrot]

We did Mario. Right?

[@callumcrispin817]

@@dreamingfoxtrot yeah they did do that

[@ben.sheppa]

What would sonic even do for "KINDNESS"?

[@Oscar_Cortes]

This has been an eggcellent video compilation, Dorkly.

[@tamirlapidus6994]

Do I spot intelleggence?

[@jasonteoh7039]

I am having an eggxestential crises On death Please kill me

[@SpiderCruncher]

That’s pretty eggciting

[@timothycarney9652]

I love that Robotnik is the villian that gets along with kevin the best- his plans are off in a way kevin can rant about, but make sense in the weird logic of the world he is in, and all he needs is Kevin pointing out that he has all ne needs to win, and then he immedieately does it and is polite and nice to kevin the whole time, and greatful once he wins

[@BlaineADedam]

"Hey, Sonic! It's me! Amy Ro- OH god *NOOooOOooOOoo-* !!!"

[@Darisfaw]

BOOM!

[@DHAdArchivez]

**DEAD**

[@assassinmaster3419]

What happened to her, tho?

[@Darisfaw]

@@assassinmaster3419 Maybe she got crushed.

[@assassinmaster3419]

@@Darisfaw or something worse

[@duchi882]

*_Run Jim Carrey! RUUUUN!_*

[@jimb.7523]

*"Meow?"*

[@marciaalvesss]

@@jimb.7523 screams in Jim Carrey: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhg

[@dillongeorge5866]

Honestly every scene with Robotnik is great

[@Jaygamings]

But the greatest one is the one with kevin

[@DashMaster7759]

I think Robotnik Breaks down is probably my favorite short for it's animation and voice acting, I personally think it fits best.

[@ShadowtheYouTuber523]

You think Sonic and Tails have the best voice actors here?

[@MrPhantaze]

So you hate hire cast?

[@ShadowtheYouTuber523]

@@MrPhantaze he didn't say that tho

[@DashMaster7759]

I never said that, I love the hire cast, I just think the voices *fit* better, but with Hire the voice acting works considering the fact that it's totally separated. I don't think they're the best, no, I think they fit.

[@ShadowtheYouTuber523]

@@DashMaster7759 I think Hire's voice actors fit better.

[@dr.crow8554]

Mad scientist, mustache... Nope I'm definitely the bad guy

[@guilhermecunha2969]

Matt Crowder oh my god I am a Brazilian scientist working in the USP trying to find cure for diseases and I have a mustache am I the villain?

[@dr.crow8554]

@@guilhermecunha2969 Probably

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Y'know some would say Tesla was mad, and he had a mustache

[@xcblud]

@@guilhermecunha2969 how can a scientist watch this

[@danver5622]

@@xcblud eyes

[@minxes69]

I just realized Egg man still calls himself big dog when he's a DJ

[@joshuaolsoncook]

And this is why the Chaos Emerald Challenge doesn’t exist.

[@ZeldaMaster285]

Dear Lord these early voices make me realize how much I associate Sonic for Hire with the iconic voices.

[@phlpcockrell]

Weird that everyone that has an "assistant" has to answer to them like they're their boss

[@thatbacon4104]

They answer to them like bosses because they just realize how dumb their methods/goals actually are and it's just hitting them

[@gierno4828]

More like a consultant with an attitude

[@medexamtoolscom]

Well it's for their own benefit, since the assistant is always more competent than they are. Besides I think it's like more of a "coach" type of assistant than a "comic relief sidekick" type of assistant.

[@simon92234]

A new Dorkly video? *Huh, neat*

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

Oh my god his name is quote

[@MPHJackson7]

@@themostbritishpersonalive868 huh, neat

[@user-ku3sr7cl3u]

Huh, F*ck

[@medexamtoolscom]

It's not new, it's just old ones I've already seen concatenated.

[@roaringthunder115]

Yep

[@ProtoMario]

Shout outs to DJ Big Dog

[@xTriton_]

Aye Proto You got boned by the big dog?

[@diskdem0n]

huh

[@logan.theriot5331]

Keepin it real since 1989

[@JavaCake]

yes

[@happyhdjdgxide6831]

Boned

[@tormato3120]

“Robotnik finally wins” would work just as well with Doofenshmirtz

[@thecplman1]

Trying to determine who's more intimidating. Doofenshmirtz or Robotnik/Eggman?

[@dominicthegamingnerd8650]

Didnt they show what would happen if Doof won?

[@thecplman1]

@@dominicthegamingnerd8650 Yeah, I believe they did.

[@tormato3120]

Dominic The Gaming Nerd yeah in the movie

[@MadMax-ii8gq]

Obviously Robotnik. Doofensmirtz is an idiot who puts self destruct buttons on his own inventions while Robotnik has actually powerful robots, machines, and is a genius.

[@shubadawuba]

3:59 eggman: BiG dOg TeStIcAlS

[@nathanchuta3250]

Yess I've been waiting for this comment

[@tamestarling6754]

In Robotnik Breaks Down, when Sonic smacks Tails, his, "Ah what.." has to have been the most genuine thing I have ever seen

[@fluxcptndavey4378]

We need a Sonic goes Berserk with Kindness.

[@Antolag]

10:40 I actually had a headcanon of this section as a kid, Robotnik captures the animals to lure sonic to the special stages and all that stuff. Then Robotnik would kill sonic to take the emerald from him.

[@crebbyscrew1272]

Tell my wife I respect her.

[@SammPlaysGames]

*GUNSHOT*

[@Unifoseum]

Who’s his wife? Metal Knuckles?

[@Phoenix_Blader_93]

@@Unifoseum metal Tonia

[@tamirlapidus6994]

@@Phoenix_Blader_93 metal amy

[@Phoenix_Blader_93]

@@tamirlapidus6994 metal cream

[@59master60]

Doctor Robotnic lost to sonic This enraged his father who punished him severely

[@rohitbhavsar1464]

Laughs in oversimplified

[@diamondkonk1196]

Simplified understanding of the joke

[@stonefisthermitaur1246]

Robotnik is spelled with a k :/

[@user-ku3sr7cl3u]

Ancient Leshen glad someone noticed it finally XD

[@stonefisthermitaur1246]

Well I'm a fan of sonic so... I will always correct the names

[@knave6257]

4:00 I’ll never see a pack of eggs the same way again

[@jimb.7523]

*"My other car is a Death Egg. Huh....neat."*

[@nunopenichet8698]

The real eggman is in adventure 2 seriously, have you seen all crap he did there? Classic Eggman XD

[@omarpikm2101]

CITIZENS OF EARTH, LEND ME YOUR EARS

[@marcelkirch6805]

"IM PISSING ON THE MOON"

[@yorudan9447]

1:51 this is the cutest I've ever seen tails

[@UrbanTheif-]

That bit when robotnik dates bowser made me cry there so supportive 9:00

[@oresti9271]

I just like how in every video tails voice is different 😂😂😂

[@jakedc1997]

Still want a Sonic "Huh... Neat..." compilation

[@TheParanormalist0601]

Jim Carrey was so awesome as Doctor Robotnik!

[@Lumberjack_king]

9:27 there perfect for each other well maybe just freinds hes got the robot thing and Bowser hang in there we respect your British accent

[@donkeycheese8098]

Me: Okay, I'll go ONE day to the gym, its gonna be hard..... At the end of the day: 0:20

[@theproatpubg0693]

" if bowser dated eggman " is one of the most meaningful video on this list

[@Kuiwasunavalaible]

3:26 Eggman : EVERYONE STOP CALLING ME EGGMAN!!! Me : *Alright Chicken Man*

[@darkneon5637]

That's clever 🤣

[@rossfiveash1408]

"Silly cheese dogs I gotta move!" I laughed for hours once I heard this.

[@smittyvanjagermanjenson182]

"THE EGG DOG" on the tombstone with somber piano playing always gets me 😂

[@nightmaretaikoyt2027]

Tails: uhh you need some help? Sonic: *Slaps tails* Tails: ow what?

[@kendellnicholson1987]

“I got boned by the big dog”

[@user-dm5pv6fm8g]

x to doubt

[@professionalidiot1156]

f to pay respect

[@Solizeus]

Is dorkly reciclying their own content again?? Yes they are

[@ashiscool102]

Leonardo SA huh, neat

[@lambent2kiyo]

The fact that most of these shorts take place where the characters are actually MOSTLY living their normal lives, I'd have to theorize that this takes place before sonic for hire.

[@7473R]

I was literally watching a Sonic video when I got the notification!

[@justanotherbassslapper217]

For those wondering what the interlude song is, it's called Nintendo Revolution by Rolla Coasta

[@naturegirl1999]

Thanks

[@interdimensionalcat1214]

Thanks man! I was looking for it.

[@ayellowhatstudios]

Tails lost his tails Knuckles lost his knuckles Amy lost her virginity Eggman lost his mustache And Shadow lost his dignity.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

.... so sonic........ oh God

[@CloneDannoVPN]

Video: forest critters KZbin subtitles: forest printers

[@smashbros6480]

4:32, that's how the bootlegs began, but, i love them

[@asimpletaco4665]

Huh. Neat.

[@dorkly]

^this taco gets it

[@user-ku3sr7cl3u]

Huh. F*ck.

[@A-Person-Who-Exists]

@@dorkly huh... neat

[@AbdullahToorMystic]

1:26 sonic took his will to live

[@antoniogoralski2930]

Straight facts

[@TrueBackLash]

IT'S THE BIG DOG!

[@DragoonBB]

Yeah! The egg dog!

[@tamirlapidus6994]

Big man Eggdog

[@kargabir6229]

I love ur videos. thank you for doing this 👍🏽

[@EvilEjXD]

What was the point of sonic taking tails tails when he can already fly?

[@pikachu-hd6lr]

Tail's tail thoooooo

[@SammPlaysGames]

He murder for the sake of murder

[@omarpikm2101]

same reason why he took robotnik's mustache

[@JavelinAngel1295]

All of the Sonic bits all remind me of the great days of Sonic for Hire.

[@Osculum.Ex.Vespertilio]

7:39 the fanfiction...... ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ

[@ReynTheHunter]

5:14 no robotnik you wanted to piss on the moon

[@MrAnimeFan4Eva]

I love the intermission music

[@Faceless_time_traveler]

01:11 PERSONA !!!! Sorry I really couldn't resist the temptation

[@EmperorofThings]

I like the idea of Eggman becoming a DJ due to how epic the stages themes are.

[@ARKHAMASYLUM-qc7bw]

6:08i was the one who through the roses long live Egg Man

[@qstakkz]

2:02 THICC eggman

[@codynutkiss9463]

Yes and it's in 16 bit

[@Realicemot0]

1:35 dorkly sonic with Sonic 1 sprites looks great

[@SussyBaka_irl]

Ngl The Bowser dating Robotnick segment really did make me realise something about the weird fan art community of the Sonic fanbase. It’s actually pretty wholesome tbh.

[@AH64ApacheHelicopter]

Honestly, if Robotnik made everyone robots to just have friends, I wouldn’t be mad. He just wants someone to talk to!

[@SamuelBlack84]

I know how he feels

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

Bowser and Ivo are so eye opening

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

I agree past me

[@SherlockSMasters]

6:20 I'm just going to be agree with Sonic those theme song in Sonic classic games are dope

[@KelticTim]

Man, some of those voices, the Sonic for Hire voices are def the best versions. I’ll never understand how they don’t get a copy strike, does this really get covered by satire and parody laws?

[@LordSiravant]

Uh, yes?

[@KelticTim]

@@LordSiravant I was being facetious, it was a back handed compliment.

[@Mr.rpg616]

Hey! where’s the one when Eggman was burning alive and say “Aaaah i can’t get the seat belt off I can feel my skin melting into the seat” that was funny 😆

[@fruitsalami3729]

“If Video Games were 30% realistic”

[@falcore91]

5:55 gets me every time.

[@nickkohlmann]

Literal gold (Rings)

[@noti7510]

More like lead

[@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult]

Oh man the second fan art its in my head!!!

[@conkzilla1166]

I have an Idea You know pokemon that are disappointed by their evolutions Pokemon who aren't disappointed by their evolutions

[@randomstranger8554]

Random fun fact: In the Mario games, Mario is a human and Bowser an animal, and in the Sonic games, Sonic is an animal and Robotnik a human: Direct parallels.

[@diamonddog2638]

"Tell my wife I respect her!"

[@stormtrooperholds]

Glad lowbrow got their show back

[@kryptonianotaku4975]

Bring back Sonic for Hire and Old Man Sonic

[@darkfire170]

Sonic for hire is still going. It’s under a new name

[@kryptonianotaku4975]

darkfire170 what’s that?

[@dabby1180]

Poor guy He didn't get an awnser

[@charles_6592]

@@kryptonianotaku4975 hedgehog for hire

[@Lumberjack_king]

It's like he tried to combine two completely different plans

[@Justaspacequeen]

8:40 he do be spitting… *up to the fanart.*

[@CheckMeout8063]

1:05 tell my wife I respect her 😂

[@sargentsteve7148]

In the first one, I guess you could say that sonic DID take something from shadow... his dignity, that's for sure

[@Superstar1-studios]

1:06 when u realize u have to take 3 eog’s and u go crazy after doing all of them

[@puzzlingaura2455]

7:45 Christ, I look at weird stuff for my alone time, and all the comments and stuff I see is people hating- like considering they found it , their older searches were similar so they are hating on things that make them aroused

[@GearWukong]

We need more Shadow the Suicidal Hedgehog.

[@chrisrebert9271]

Was casting Trapp as Shadow just a way for the sketch writer to get revenge on Trapp?

[@Cosix101]

Best of Jim Carrey

[@maryely7138]

Your video are amazing keep it up

[@tacticalwizard6358]

3:42 Outstanding move

[@A_Meatball]

Assistant: annnnd whats that over there? Eggman: thats my robotic hedgeho.... Oooooh!!! Me:🤣😂🤣😂

[@ae_cookie]

1:16 when someone says Original oc don't steal!

[@JabamiLain]

Ohhhh ! I was kinda rooting for Bowser and Robotnik's relationship.

[@Vollification]

11:14 I thought assistant was corporate talk for "slave". Make him know his place Robotnik!

[@MeNoSpeakJibberish]

God bless you guys for sticking with Dr Robotnik I will never accept his name change 👍

[@dikinebaks]

2:04 I have never realized Eggman's crack before

[@ninjifansmpj420]

Order: -Sonic goes berserk -Robotnik breaks down -Robotnik's new nickname -Robotnik finally wins -The best part of Sonic games is the music -If Bowser dated Robotnik -If Dr. Robotnik had an assistant