"we got 45 minutes. We could do a run." Video run time: Over an hour.
@jonathanfrakes95057 ай бұрын
And he does like 5 runs
@christianflora23167 ай бұрын
That's Balatro for ya
@miklyk7 ай бұрын
@@christianflora2316i j bought this and anticipated me hating it. i played for like 3 hours straight
@justWatching12246 ай бұрын
I came here to say the same thing
@highlandersteve99537 ай бұрын
Negative Jokers be like: How about I stop telling jokes, Murray?
@haroldp.sadwood11817 ай бұрын
+2
@mariofan0557 ай бұрын
+2
@philosophiabme7 ай бұрын
One Vladimir Harkonnen dipped in mama Liz's healing mud bath oil
@itsmeBR1AN7 ай бұрын
+2
@avebave65507 ай бұрын
+12
@juliusgreen91797 ай бұрын
+2 Losan Al Hair
@Orionspackle7 ай бұрын
+2 a baldy within a baldy within another baldy, classic
@dengar967 ай бұрын
He's the Mua'dipped in the Bene'Gessert's chili oil
@Erzz1977 ай бұрын
35:10 I think Jupiter couldn't appear in the packs because it was in your shop. Only one of a planet card can exist at a time, so if there's one in your shop, it won't be in the packs unless you buy it first. Similarly if you're holding a planet you won't find that planet in packs/shops, so you can hold bad planets if you have space to make good planets show up more.
@powerlifting10127 ай бұрын
Good tip
@powerlifting10127 ай бұрын
Wonder why that is a rule
@lucianoariasduval7 ай бұрын
@@powerlifting1012 No duplicates! you can find cards again, but only one at a time. Think of them as individual decks, I think it's specially intuitive with tarot cards: there's only one copy of each card in a deck - if you have it in your hand or it's already on the table, you can't draw it from the top of the deck. That is, unless you have the joker that allows duplicates to show up.
@powerlifting10127 ай бұрын
@@lucianoariasduval ok that logic makes sense. Showman is the one that can make multiple appear
@Nikowo16107 ай бұрын
@@powerlifting1012Also a tip from me, if you've broken your banana then showman can go insane to get multiple cavendishes, they're a common so it's honestly not even hard to get three of them if you need some good jokers
@gz70067 ай бұрын
16:16 My brain when I feel even slightly sad and my seasonal hyperfixafion drops new merch
@webslynger7 ай бұрын
+2
@lafiki9997 ай бұрын
+2
@waffleisyummy7 ай бұрын
REAL
@waffleisyummy7 ай бұрын
Sorry I meant +2
@MrOdekuun7 ай бұрын
Space Joker actually is 1 in 5 on the console version, which I believe is an earlier version. Would be hilarious if the text was updated but the probability wasn't and he was actually right. But I have no idea.
@LK-po2rb7 ай бұрын
blud somehow gets balder every time I see him
@Comphetic7 ай бұрын
That's not possible anymore
@Korrus_7 ай бұрын
@@Compheticnah he’s lost a bit of the stubble on his head. Its a bit less grey
@juliusgreen91797 ай бұрын
As it was written
@moto24427 ай бұрын
Man's learning from pep
@keldoe13517 ай бұрын
Me visiting my grandma while she’s going through chemo:
@MrVovansim7 ай бұрын
10:05 this is the time stamp you chili oil junkies are looking for
@randomname122467 ай бұрын
This 97 year old streamer still gets people pogged the old fashioned way
@maxwilliams97747 ай бұрын
I was so confused when he killed superposition…. It totally looked like he was doing it on purpose despite him saying he wanted to kill the flash card
@andytheaardvark17 ай бұрын
i think he acted like he meant to do it as to not give chatters any ammo edit: nevermind he just didn't realize lol
@radarhead827 ай бұрын
The long silence followed by "well, I guess we don't have to worry about playing aces anymore" really feels like he just didn't want to give satisfaction to the backseaters. Honestly I applaud his restraint
@boyo79187 ай бұрын
We're Balatro guys, of course we only play flushes
@kylerjordan96166 ай бұрын
we're baltro guys of course we get sober of course we smoke nothing
@A_Lily_by_Another_Name7 ай бұрын
Alternative Title: Top 10 Greatest Batmans Edit: Tracking bloodstone triggers after he bought oops all sixes. -first hand 3/5 triggers (thinks it only happened once, chat tells him it hit twice) -second hand 5/5 triggers -final hand 4/5 triggers -total 12/15, higher than expected value of 10/15.
@Banana11Crazy7 ай бұрын
45:36 im fucking dying of laughter
@octave387 ай бұрын
I gasped
@Mordecai5567 ай бұрын
I just saw that lmfao
@dudekazoo7 ай бұрын
I couldn't fucking breathe. 😂
@OpinionatedSkink7 ай бұрын
i don't even play the game and even then i knew he fucked up. classic egg move
@RandomAutist7 ай бұрын
"The Egg got two negative jokers and you think this is funny?" "I do and im tired to pretend it's not poggers, Murray"
@RalorPenwat7 ай бұрын
+2, sly posting is my kind of humor
@KingKutNut7 ай бұрын
+2
@samuelbailey20007 ай бұрын
One of these days he’s gonna hit the 1 in a 1000 and I’ll be pegged out my damn gourd
@shrimpchris65807 ай бұрын
Everything about that mega joker pack play that led to him abandoning the run was baffling and I'm so here for it
@waffleisyummy7 ай бұрын
16:14 one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen off this channel omg
@touchpadnm17 ай бұрын
I've been pretty good about just enjoying the show but this video is about the closest I've gotten to Type A chatter metamorphosis
@group2gaming7 ай бұрын
Took me this long to realise the items on the To Do List spell out Joker. Jog Oil change Karate Eat candy Ruminate
@bagelhunt7 ай бұрын
TWENTY TWO DOLLAR CREAMED SPINACH
@jjplayzpred7 ай бұрын
Egghead on the round prior “We need to spend money idiot.” …. Plays through the round (without fishing for a straight with an Ace) …. Goes to the shop …. “We go next.” “I NEED TO SPEND MONEY!”
@MrVovansim7 ай бұрын
👨🍳🤌
@radarhead827 ай бұрын
Econ brain vs Vagabond brain
@puttheduckonit7 ай бұрын
NL smoking chat for their dumb comments is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen
@BlueLily3427 ай бұрын
I like how he didn't take torn joker and then IMMEDIATELY decided to play a pair build
@ryancostello72087 ай бұрын
Complains Jupiter is never in packs, immediately gets 3 Jupiter in packs in a row
@Qyubij6 ай бұрын
also he had a jupiter in the shop lmap
@FluffyNailz7 ай бұрын
Someone help me, i can't stop watching balatro
@TheMartinTD7 ай бұрын
I feel you I’m obsessed, if I’m not playing I’m watching.
@ukaszszczuka59767 ай бұрын
NL's utter shock when a mid hand that doesn't utilize his jokers doesn't magically produce points out of thin air is never not funny.
@slackclover57 ай бұрын
I get scared for the twitch chatters when he yells at them, I personally couldn't handle that intensity
@cppilgram7 ай бұрын
NL: has smeared joker, builds deck around flushes, never plays pairs also NL: skips neptune for mars like 8 fuckin' times
@Beale_7 ай бұрын
>we got 45 minutes >1 hour run
@missingdays17 ай бұрын
Least pedantic type a viewer
@Igions7 ай бұрын
@35:35 this clip would go so hard in the NL not reading boss blind super cut, librarian please
@jibbjabb437 ай бұрын
Talks about saving money on his first hand after tossing a winning opening hand.
@ispringer19967 ай бұрын
Ace low straight is one of my favorite run types, kinda hard to aim for but if the jokers come it can go pretty hard
@Tannertainment_7 ай бұрын
The closet straight guy conversation made me lose it
@Wertandrew7 ай бұрын
Would love a joker that makes RNG sequential instead, so 1 in 3 chance is 1 every 3 instead for example
@Qyubij6 ай бұрын
this doesn't work with oops all sixes, also it's not very helpful
@bronzedionysus7 ай бұрын
I WAS HERE WHEN THIS HAPPENED LIVE. SO GREAT
@aahwUNL117 ай бұрын
45:40 to watch the hope leave his body in real time
@WayneTrain-gn7jz7 ай бұрын
37:30 I didn't know eggy got down with neutral milk hotel like dat
@blobbyblue027 ай бұрын
Im pretty new to nl but i love the crazy things he says
@Arthur-wd8hc7 ай бұрын
45:18 is actually crazy
@daverobinson81177 ай бұрын
Sad thing is that siege rhino is basically unplayable in modern now
@star_man41827 ай бұрын
How to be a cool streamer: start your video with “ Let’s play BALATRO “
@martinprince82537 ай бұрын
Negative Jokers are better than negative Nancys
@XanaGear7 ай бұрын
Gotta go full power move on the chatters and just sell your best joker as you stare directly into the camera on ante 9.
@marcusolsson13167 ай бұрын
NL arguing statistics with chat is peak
@asyria2167 ай бұрын
"this is going to pay for itself" video ends in 2 minutes. It sure did
@cutcolane84857 ай бұрын
so I play on the console version and the odds of some cards are different than the pc version, space joker is 1 in 5 on console instead of 1 in 4.......given the inconsistencies of some of the chance cards, I wonder if they messed up somewhere
@Lucifers-Stepdad7 ай бұрын
Finally, balatro.
@ayanbaqur5717 ай бұрын
I've been reading The Drunkard's Walk How Randomness Rules Our Lives. Its totally true that stats is insane and nothing matters.
@group2gaming7 ай бұрын
16:17 Brewster in Brewster's Millions
@canox60177 ай бұрын
NL please don't reuse the same joke every time you see Splash joker NL: 12:49
@KSabot7 ай бұрын
Clues is the post Unicorns band that made 1 album. That Clues album rips.
@Jukebox-uf5yq7 ай бұрын
After doing the math on the blood stone chance to proc on flush reds: No proc = 0.13168724279 1 proc = 0.32921810699 2 proc = 0.32921810699 3 proc = 0.16460905349 4 proc = 0.04115226337 5 proc = 0.00411522633
@Qyubij6 ай бұрын
2s the same as 1?
@Eggz4Dinner4207 ай бұрын
"Party Rock Anthem" is in the top ten list of best preforming songs of all time
@MichaelLamont-o6h7 ай бұрын
This is like those mobile game ads where the player is so ass it makes you download the game yourself.
@Sherpy4 ай бұрын
11:45 me when im really hungry and the local bully threatens to smash my banana
@RalorPenwat7 ай бұрын
42:00 So the probability with blueprint is actually marginally worse than 50/50, it's 7/16. To calculate probability of either of two independent events inclusively, you take P1+P2 - P1*P2, so 1/2- 1/16. And if you're wondering about bloodstone, the probability of it not triggering at all is 32/243, or about 13%. It's a lot higher than I thought.
@gaben.14227 ай бұрын
yeah but both jokers can hit at the same time so on average it's 8/16 or 50 %
@RalorPenwat7 ай бұрын
@@gaben.1422 I literally said it's inclusive bruh 💀
@gaben.14227 ай бұрын
@@RalorPenwat that's cool and all but egg was talking about expected upgrades per played hand and that's 0.5
@RalorPenwat7 ай бұрын
@@gaben.1422 It's literally not. As I said, the mathematical operation I mentioned before is an inclusive or function, meaning it covers for the event where both trigger that you're talking about. What you're saying I'm talking about is the exclusive or function, which uses the same formula except you multiply the second half of the formula by 2, so that would be 3/8. It's not that complicated. Learn what words mean.
@gaben.14227 ай бұрын
@@RalorPenwat uhh no chief, let me dumb it down for you: imagine you are rolling two 4-sided dice. 16 possible outcomes. how many 1s would you expect to get? how many 2s? how many 3s? how many 4s? now add those four results up. or just divide TWO dice by FOUR faces and you can easily see that you will on average get 0.5 of each 1-in-4 outcome.
@yujiyujix7 ай бұрын
hi tomo
@cccondescending7 ай бұрын
hi tomo
@thegoodtimesareover16687 ай бұрын
NL: i need to look about just winning the ante, and i've made like 6 aces! *skips the ace provides chips and mult joker*
@shrimpchris65807 ай бұрын
45:36 holy shit I almost woke up my roommate laughing
@sirthursday61597 ай бұрын
The amount of disrespect NL puts on shoot the moon and baron genuinely infuriates me
@xavier.ashkar7 ай бұрын
why
@Qyubij6 ай бұрын
shoot the moon is eh but baron pops off so hard, it literally gave him his highest score ever, but he still disrespects it and that irks me
@joshwhalen177 ай бұрын
People compare video games to drugs often, but in the case of Balatro I think it's the most true: My brain is fucked, I'm not sleeping, and I find myself continually chasing a high (score) that I will certainly never attain.
@okcoolmax7 ай бұрын
Do you only play high card too?
@justabomb86297 ай бұрын
@okcoolmax god I got so close I swear I just needed king baron
@maxwilliams97747 ай бұрын
Dusk with acrobat it’s kinda pog and he didn’t even acknowledge that he had them both in one shop
@lucianoariasduval7 ай бұрын
It's a little sad with green deck but you're not wrong
@Qyubij6 ай бұрын
not really, he was on green deck and even if not, wasting everything just for the last hand isn't good
@Nathan554117 ай бұрын
"If you don't win by turn 3" NL would never survive Yu-Gi-Oh!
@marcellorossilermen29975 ай бұрын
45:37 hell nah bro💀💀
@lukesanford90267 ай бұрын
This breeder still makes pimpys the old fashioned way
@HighWolnir20 күн бұрын
Please I need to context to the chill oil bit
@skylaarkearney67987 ай бұрын
2:48 Genuinely not even 3 minutes into the video and he's already driven me to the edge of Type A chatter behavior. Man was 1 card off highest possible straight and fished for middle straight instead
@theZodiacGriller6 ай бұрын
Youre not ready for the last 20 minutes. Deadass made md smoke a mega buffoon pack and I turned into the joker
@acathoshАй бұрын
That negative banana hurt
@liamstephens6057 ай бұрын
When I first used bloodstone I thought it was god-tier, but the amount of times I've completely lost runs because it never triggers has me passing on it every time now
@MTConboy7 ай бұрын
OOsh instant click as I finish the last one, you love to see it
@zaftnotameni7 ай бұрын
dipped in mama liz TILT oil
@samuelkurniawan13837 ай бұрын
Hows your head reflecting the light so d@mn well??
@SethStuffLove7 ай бұрын
I am so impressed that NL remembers magic card names, it's actually incredible
@elijahkeay39066 ай бұрын
I’ve been thinking about so what we get sober so what we smoke nothing all day now and it’s still funny
@berkaycalmaz12637 ай бұрын
Greedy joker is much better yhan abstract joker since greedy gives the mult while counting the carda so bloodstone can double it. 57:50 Edit: at least he learned lol
@ectro246 ай бұрын
Random Siege Rhino shoutout lets go
@zaftnotameni7 ай бұрын
42:00 "space joker doesn't work, even with blueprint"... proceeds to give an example where the probability matches EXACTLY what one would expect with that combo....
@swappingparts7 ай бұрын
blueprinted space joker: 3/4chanceofnolvl x 3/4chanceofnolvl = 56.25% no level 12 levels in 40 hands played = 70% no level
@RalorPenwat7 ай бұрын
It is 1/16th better actually, but that's like 6% so
@thaddeus15197 ай бұрын
See what happens when you have good econ at the start!
@snortymcsnortface6 ай бұрын
This game is insanely additing
@idsappples7 ай бұрын
Blue black after my own heart
@Kasaaz7 ай бұрын
8:03 - Blue Steel?
@MsAdsga7 ай бұрын
23:36 probably because you said scholar wasn't worth it
@TTHJJD10015 күн бұрын
NL getting mad over probability as if a 1/3 chance means every 3 times it's guaranteed. Just means it's statistically unlikely not to proc 7+ times.
@yujiyujix7 ай бұрын
27:40 why did the levels not get decreased?
@Slorping7 ай бұрын
lvl 1 is the lowest it can get
@yujiyujix7 ай бұрын
huh doesnt it make it lvl 0? i swear that happened to me im not crazy
@Slorping7 ай бұрын
@@yujiyujix your life is a lie
@darianfelice53537 ай бұрын
@@yujiyujixthey changed it
@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire7 ай бұрын
@@yujiyujix That was a bug that was fixed
@gulubdur7 ай бұрын
I knew NL was blue/black. Also, Bloodstone 30% of the time, works every time. Lastly, MadTv did a scit where the guys pretend to be gay to hookup with girls. They do this for years.
@lumpwurtroot7 ай бұрын
I forgot about the austin powers tcg... new content when?
@Boris26907 ай бұрын
northerlion< the egg joker
@kelzakdub7 ай бұрын
Playing the game without having discarded a royal flush for Brainstorm is certainly a choice
@spamlikely6657 ай бұрын
16:16 me when im at the mall
@sadoran45797 ай бұрын
How did he start a new run without opening the menu, what is the hotkey for that?
@powerfulghost7 ай бұрын
hold R
@sadoran45797 ай бұрын
Thank u @@powerfulghost
@michaelricheson8497 ай бұрын
It's frustrating to see him play into superposition when he has vagabond and would get more tarot cards if he just played bad hands instead of straights
@HenryShoemaker-be4dd7 ай бұрын
NL introduced me to Balatro and I have now surpassed his progress in a fraction of the time
@turagamaxil7 ай бұрын
I had to look up the austin powers trading card game. It's real lol cause of course it is
@TheJuryan7 ай бұрын
this dude look like bert from sesame street
@ultraheaven89687 ай бұрын
Bloodstone is a lie , the 1 in 3 is cap
@FSSmash-dk4wq7 ай бұрын
Egg - we comment for the algorithm.
@gungy_vt7 ай бұрын
I'm not good at Balatro, NL has definitely beaten more runs than me, played more of the game than me, and gotten better hands than I can. I'm sure he knows what he's doing. But I still cringe when I see him not even consider skipping blinds when The Pillar is the boss.
@nathanp.32067 ай бұрын
My brother in egg. Smear joker is a ticket to straight flushes. Neptune my dude.
@wesleymcbob7 ай бұрын
There was a big content update to Slice & Dice would you play it pretty please NL