The best negative jokers in history (Balatro)

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Northernlion

Northernlion

Күн бұрын

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@kylestonebraker3050
@kylestonebraker3050 7 ай бұрын
"we got 45 minutes. We could do a run." Video run time: Over an hour.
@jonathanfrakes9505
@jonathanfrakes9505 7 ай бұрын
And he does like 5 runs
@christianflora2316
@christianflora2316 7 ай бұрын
That's Balatro for ya
@miklyk
@miklyk 7 ай бұрын
@@christianflora2316i j bought this and anticipated me hating it. i played for like 3 hours straight
@justWatching1224
@justWatching1224 6 ай бұрын
I came here to say the same thing
@highlandersteve9953
@highlandersteve9953 7 ай бұрын
Negative Jokers be like: How about I stop telling jokes, Murray?
@haroldp.sadwood1181
@haroldp.sadwood1181 7 ай бұрын
+2
@mariofan055
@mariofan055 7 ай бұрын
+2
@philosophiabme
@philosophiabme 7 ай бұрын
One Vladimir Harkonnen dipped in mama Liz's healing mud bath oil
@itsmeBR1AN
@itsmeBR1AN 7 ай бұрын
+2
@avebave6550
@avebave6550 7 ай бұрын
+12
@juliusgreen9179
@juliusgreen9179 7 ай бұрын
+2 Losan Al Hair
@Orionspackle
@Orionspackle 7 ай бұрын
+2 a baldy within a baldy within another baldy, classic
@dengar96
@dengar96 7 ай бұрын
He's the Mua'dipped in the Bene'Gessert's chili oil
@Erzz197
@Erzz197 7 ай бұрын
35:10 I think Jupiter couldn't appear in the packs because it was in your shop. Only one of a planet card can exist at a time, so if there's one in your shop, it won't be in the packs unless you buy it first. Similarly if you're holding a planet you won't find that planet in packs/shops, so you can hold bad planets if you have space to make good planets show up more.
@powerlifting1012
@powerlifting1012 7 ай бұрын
Good tip
@powerlifting1012
@powerlifting1012 7 ай бұрын
Wonder why that is a rule
@lucianoariasduval
@lucianoariasduval 7 ай бұрын
​​@@powerlifting1012 No duplicates! you can find cards again, but only one at a time. Think of them as individual decks, I think it's specially intuitive with tarot cards: there's only one copy of each card in a deck - if you have it in your hand or it's already on the table, you can't draw it from the top of the deck. That is, unless you have the joker that allows duplicates to show up.
@powerlifting1012
@powerlifting1012 7 ай бұрын
@@lucianoariasduval ok that logic makes sense. Showman is the one that can make multiple appear
@Nikowo1610
@Nikowo1610 7 ай бұрын
@@powerlifting1012Also a tip from me, if you've broken your banana then showman can go insane to get multiple cavendishes, they're a common so it's honestly not even hard to get three of them if you need some good jokers
@gz7006
@gz7006 7 ай бұрын
16:16 My brain when I feel even slightly sad and my seasonal hyperfixafion drops new merch
@webslynger
@webslynger 7 ай бұрын
+2
@lafiki999
@lafiki999 7 ай бұрын
+2
@waffleisyummy
@waffleisyummy 7 ай бұрын
REAL
@waffleisyummy
@waffleisyummy 7 ай бұрын
Sorry I meant +2
@MrOdekuun
@MrOdekuun 7 ай бұрын
Space Joker actually is 1 in 5 on the console version, which I believe is an earlier version. Would be hilarious if the text was updated but the probability wasn't and he was actually right. But I have no idea.
@LK-po2rb
@LK-po2rb 7 ай бұрын
blud somehow gets balder every time I see him
@Comphetic
@Comphetic 7 ай бұрын
That's not possible anymore
@Korrus_
@Korrus_ 7 ай бұрын
@@Compheticnah he’s lost a bit of the stubble on his head. Its a bit less grey
@juliusgreen9179
@juliusgreen9179 7 ай бұрын
As it was written
@moto2442
@moto2442 7 ай бұрын
Man's learning from pep
@keldoe1351
@keldoe1351 7 ай бұрын
Me visiting my grandma while she’s going through chemo:
@MrVovansim
@MrVovansim 7 ай бұрын
10:05 this is the time stamp you chili oil junkies are looking for
@randomname12246
@randomname12246 7 ай бұрын
This 97 year old streamer still gets people pogged the old fashioned way
@maxwilliams9774
@maxwilliams9774 7 ай бұрын
I was so confused when he killed superposition…. It totally looked like he was doing it on purpose despite him saying he wanted to kill the flash card
@andytheaardvark1
@andytheaardvark1 7 ай бұрын
i think he acted like he meant to do it as to not give chatters any ammo edit: nevermind he just didn't realize lol
@radarhead82
@radarhead82 7 ай бұрын
The long silence followed by "well, I guess we don't have to worry about playing aces anymore" really feels like he just didn't want to give satisfaction to the backseaters. Honestly I applaud his restraint
@boyo7918
@boyo7918 7 ай бұрын
We're Balatro guys, of course we only play flushes
@kylerjordan9616
@kylerjordan9616 6 ай бұрын
we're baltro guys of course we get sober of course we smoke nothing
@A_Lily_by_Another_Name
@A_Lily_by_Another_Name 7 ай бұрын
Alternative Title: Top 10 Greatest Batmans Edit: Tracking bloodstone triggers after he bought oops all sixes. -first hand 3/5 triggers (thinks it only happened once, chat tells him it hit twice) -second hand 5/5 triggers -final hand 4/5 triggers -total 12/15, higher than expected value of 10/15.
@Banana11Crazy
@Banana11Crazy 7 ай бұрын
45:36 im fucking dying of laughter
@octave38
@octave38 7 ай бұрын
I gasped
@Mordecai556
@Mordecai556 7 ай бұрын
I just saw that lmfao
@dudekazoo
@dudekazoo 7 ай бұрын
I couldn't fucking breathe. 😂
@OpinionatedSkink
@OpinionatedSkink 7 ай бұрын
i don't even play the game and even then i knew he fucked up. classic egg move
@RandomAutist
@RandomAutist 7 ай бұрын
"The Egg got two negative jokers and you think this is funny?" "I do and im tired to pretend it's not poggers, Murray"
@RalorPenwat
@RalorPenwat 7 ай бұрын
+2, sly posting is my kind of humor
@KingKutNut
@KingKutNut 7 ай бұрын
+2
@samuelbailey2000
@samuelbailey2000 7 ай бұрын
One of these days he’s gonna hit the 1 in a 1000 and I’ll be pegged out my damn gourd
@shrimpchris6580
@shrimpchris6580 7 ай бұрын
Everything about that mega joker pack play that led to him abandoning the run was baffling and I'm so here for it
@waffleisyummy
@waffleisyummy 7 ай бұрын
16:14 one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen off this channel omg
@touchpadnm1
@touchpadnm1 7 ай бұрын
I've been pretty good about just enjoying the show but this video is about the closest I've gotten to Type A chatter metamorphosis
@group2gaming
@group2gaming 7 ай бұрын
Took me this long to realise the items on the To Do List spell out Joker. Jog Oil change Karate Eat candy Ruminate
@bagelhunt
@bagelhunt 7 ай бұрын
TWENTY TWO DOLLAR CREAMED SPINACH
@jjplayzpred
@jjplayzpred 7 ай бұрын
Egghead on the round prior “We need to spend money idiot.” …. Plays through the round (without fishing for a straight with an Ace) …. Goes to the shop …. “We go next.” “I NEED TO SPEND MONEY!”
@MrVovansim
@MrVovansim 7 ай бұрын
👨‍🍳🤌
@radarhead82
@radarhead82 7 ай бұрын
Econ brain vs Vagabond brain
@puttheduckonit
@puttheduckonit 7 ай бұрын
NL smoking chat for their dumb comments is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen
@BlueLily342
@BlueLily342 7 ай бұрын
I like how he didn't take torn joker and then IMMEDIATELY decided to play a pair build
@ryancostello7208
@ryancostello7208 7 ай бұрын
Complains Jupiter is never in packs, immediately gets 3 Jupiter in packs in a row
@Qyubij
@Qyubij 6 ай бұрын
also he had a jupiter in the shop lmap
@FluffyNailz
@FluffyNailz 7 ай бұрын
Someone help me, i can't stop watching balatro
@TheMartinTD
@TheMartinTD 7 ай бұрын
I feel you I’m obsessed, if I’m not playing I’m watching.
@ukaszszczuka5976
@ukaszszczuka5976 7 ай бұрын
NL's utter shock when a mid hand that doesn't utilize his jokers doesn't magically produce points out of thin air is never not funny.
@slackclover5
@slackclover5 7 ай бұрын
I get scared for the twitch chatters when he yells at them, I personally couldn't handle that intensity
@cppilgram
@cppilgram 7 ай бұрын
NL: has smeared joker, builds deck around flushes, never plays pairs also NL: skips neptune for mars like 8 fuckin' times
@Beale_
@Beale_ 7 ай бұрын
>we got 45 minutes >1 hour run
@missingdays1
@missingdays1 7 ай бұрын
Least pedantic type a viewer
@Igions
@Igions 7 ай бұрын
@35:35 this clip would go so hard in the NL not reading boss blind super cut, librarian please
@jibbjabb43
@jibbjabb43 7 ай бұрын
Talks about saving money on his first hand after tossing a winning opening hand.
@ispringer1996
@ispringer1996 7 ай бұрын
Ace low straight is one of my favorite run types, kinda hard to aim for but if the jokers come it can go pretty hard
@Tannertainment_
@Tannertainment_ 7 ай бұрын
The closet straight guy conversation made me lose it
@Wertandrew
@Wertandrew 7 ай бұрын
Would love a joker that makes RNG sequential instead, so 1 in 3 chance is 1 every 3 instead for example
@Qyubij
@Qyubij 6 ай бұрын
this doesn't work with oops all sixes, also it's not very helpful
@bronzedionysus
@bronzedionysus 7 ай бұрын
I WAS HERE WHEN THIS HAPPENED LIVE. SO GREAT
@aahwUNL11
@aahwUNL11 7 ай бұрын
45:40 to watch the hope leave his body in real time
@WayneTrain-gn7jz
@WayneTrain-gn7jz 7 ай бұрын
37:30 I didn't know eggy got down with neutral milk hotel like dat
@blobbyblue02
@blobbyblue02 7 ай бұрын
Im pretty new to nl but i love the crazy things he says
@Arthur-wd8hc
@Arthur-wd8hc 7 ай бұрын
45:18 is actually crazy
@daverobinson8117
@daverobinson8117 7 ай бұрын
Sad thing is that siege rhino is basically unplayable in modern now
@star_man4182
@star_man4182 7 ай бұрын
How to be a cool streamer: start your video with “ Let’s play BALATRO “
@martinprince8253
@martinprince8253 7 ай бұрын
Negative Jokers are better than negative Nancys
@XanaGear
@XanaGear 7 ай бұрын
Gotta go full power move on the chatters and just sell your best joker as you stare directly into the camera on ante 9.
@marcusolsson1316
@marcusolsson1316 7 ай бұрын
NL arguing statistics with chat is peak
@asyria216
@asyria216 7 ай бұрын
"this is going to pay for itself" video ends in 2 minutes. It sure did
@cutcolane8485
@cutcolane8485 7 ай бұрын
so I play on the console version and the odds of some cards are different than the pc version, space joker is 1 in 5 on console instead of 1 in 4.......given the inconsistencies of some of the chance cards, I wonder if they messed up somewhere
@Lucifers-Stepdad
@Lucifers-Stepdad 7 ай бұрын
Finally, balatro.
@ayanbaqur571
@ayanbaqur571 7 ай бұрын
I've been reading The Drunkard's Walk How Randomness Rules Our Lives. Its totally true that stats is insane and nothing matters.
@group2gaming
@group2gaming 7 ай бұрын
16:17 Brewster in Brewster's Millions
@canox6017
@canox6017 7 ай бұрын
NL please don't reuse the same joke every time you see Splash joker NL: 12:49
@KSabot
@KSabot 7 ай бұрын
Clues is the post Unicorns band that made 1 album. That Clues album rips.
@Jukebox-uf5yq
@Jukebox-uf5yq 7 ай бұрын
After doing the math on the blood stone chance to proc on flush reds: No proc = 0.13168724279 1 proc = 0.32921810699 2 proc = 0.32921810699 3 proc = 0.16460905349 4 proc = 0.04115226337 5 proc = 0.00411522633
@Qyubij
@Qyubij 6 ай бұрын
2s the same as 1?
@Eggz4Dinner420
@Eggz4Dinner420 7 ай бұрын
"Party Rock Anthem" is in the top ten list of best preforming songs of all time
@MichaelLamont-o6h
@MichaelLamont-o6h 7 ай бұрын
This is like those mobile game ads where the player is so ass it makes you download the game yourself.
@Sherpy
@Sherpy 4 ай бұрын
11:45 me when im really hungry and the local bully threatens to smash my banana
@RalorPenwat
@RalorPenwat 7 ай бұрын
42:00 So the probability with blueprint is actually marginally worse than 50/50, it's 7/16. To calculate probability of either of two independent events inclusively, you take P1+P2 - P1*P2, so 1/2- 1/16. And if you're wondering about bloodstone, the probability of it not triggering at all is 32/243, or about 13%. It's a lot higher than I thought.
@gaben.1422
@gaben.1422 7 ай бұрын
yeah but both jokers can hit at the same time so on average it's 8/16 or 50 %
@RalorPenwat
@RalorPenwat 7 ай бұрын
@@gaben.1422 I literally said it's inclusive bruh 💀
@gaben.1422
@gaben.1422 7 ай бұрын
@@RalorPenwat that's cool and all but egg was talking about expected upgrades per played hand and that's 0.5
@RalorPenwat
@RalorPenwat 7 ай бұрын
@@gaben.1422 It's literally not. As I said, the mathematical operation I mentioned before is an inclusive or function, meaning it covers for the event where both trigger that you're talking about. What you're saying I'm talking about is the exclusive or function, which uses the same formula except you multiply the second half of the formula by 2, so that would be 3/8. It's not that complicated. Learn what words mean.
@gaben.1422
@gaben.1422 7 ай бұрын
@@RalorPenwat uhh no chief, let me dumb it down for you: imagine you are rolling two 4-sided dice. 16 possible outcomes. how many 1s would you expect to get? how many 2s? how many 3s? how many 4s? now add those four results up. or just divide TWO dice by FOUR faces and you can easily see that you will on average get 0.5 of each 1-in-4 outcome.
@yujiyujix
@yujiyujix 7 ай бұрын
hi tomo
@cccondescending
@cccondescending 7 ай бұрын
hi tomo
@thegoodtimesareover1668
@thegoodtimesareover1668 7 ай бұрын
NL: i need to look about just winning the ante, and i've made like 6 aces! *skips the ace provides chips and mult joker*
@shrimpchris6580
@shrimpchris6580 7 ай бұрын
45:36 holy shit I almost woke up my roommate laughing
@sirthursday6159
@sirthursday6159 7 ай бұрын
The amount of disrespect NL puts on shoot the moon and baron genuinely infuriates me
@xavier.ashkar
@xavier.ashkar 7 ай бұрын
why
@Qyubij
@Qyubij 6 ай бұрын
shoot the moon is eh but baron pops off so hard, it literally gave him his highest score ever, but he still disrespects it and that irks me
@joshwhalen17
@joshwhalen17 7 ай бұрын
People compare video games to drugs often, but in the case of Balatro I think it's the most true: My brain is fucked, I'm not sleeping, and I find myself continually chasing a high (score) that I will certainly never attain.
@okcoolmax
@okcoolmax 7 ай бұрын
Do you only play high card too?
@justabomb8629
@justabomb8629 7 ай бұрын
​@okcoolmax god I got so close I swear I just needed king baron
@maxwilliams9774
@maxwilliams9774 7 ай бұрын
Dusk with acrobat it’s kinda pog and he didn’t even acknowledge that he had them both in one shop
@lucianoariasduval
@lucianoariasduval 7 ай бұрын
It's a little sad with green deck but you're not wrong
@Qyubij
@Qyubij 6 ай бұрын
not really, he was on green deck and even if not, wasting everything just for the last hand isn't good
@Nathan55411
@Nathan55411 7 ай бұрын
"If you don't win by turn 3" NL would never survive Yu-Gi-Oh!
@marcellorossilermen2997
@marcellorossilermen2997 5 ай бұрын
45:37 hell nah bro💀💀
@lukesanford9026
@lukesanford9026 7 ай бұрын
This breeder still makes pimpys the old fashioned way
@HighWolnir
@HighWolnir 20 күн бұрын
Please I need to context to the chill oil bit
@skylaarkearney6798
@skylaarkearney6798 7 ай бұрын
2:48 Genuinely not even 3 minutes into the video and he's already driven me to the edge of Type A chatter behavior. Man was 1 card off highest possible straight and fished for middle straight instead
@theZodiacGriller
@theZodiacGriller 6 ай бұрын
Youre not ready for the last 20 minutes. Deadass made md smoke a mega buffoon pack and I turned into the joker
@acathosh
@acathosh Ай бұрын
That negative banana hurt
@liamstephens605
@liamstephens605 7 ай бұрын
When I first used bloodstone I thought it was god-tier, but the amount of times I've completely lost runs because it never triggers has me passing on it every time now
@MTConboy
@MTConboy 7 ай бұрын
OOsh instant click as I finish the last one, you love to see it
@zaftnotameni
@zaftnotameni 7 ай бұрын
dipped in mama liz TILT oil
@samuelkurniawan1383
@samuelkurniawan1383 7 ай бұрын
Hows your head reflecting the light so d@mn well??
@SethStuffLove
@SethStuffLove 7 ай бұрын
I am so impressed that NL remembers magic card names, it's actually incredible
@elijahkeay3906
@elijahkeay3906 6 ай бұрын
I’ve been thinking about so what we get sober so what we smoke nothing all day now and it’s still funny
@berkaycalmaz1263
@berkaycalmaz1263 7 ай бұрын
Greedy joker is much better yhan abstract joker since greedy gives the mult while counting the carda so bloodstone can double it. 57:50 Edit: at least he learned lol
@ectro24
@ectro24 6 ай бұрын
Random Siege Rhino shoutout lets go
@zaftnotameni
@zaftnotameni 7 ай бұрын
42:00 "space joker doesn't work, even with blueprint"... proceeds to give an example where the probability matches EXACTLY what one would expect with that combo....
@swappingparts
@swappingparts 7 ай бұрын
blueprinted space joker: 3/4chanceofnolvl x 3/4chanceofnolvl = 56.25% no level 12 levels in 40 hands played = 70% no level
@RalorPenwat
@RalorPenwat 7 ай бұрын
It is 1/16th better actually, but that's like 6% so
@thaddeus1519
@thaddeus1519 7 ай бұрын
See what happens when you have good econ at the start!
@snortymcsnortface
@snortymcsnortface 6 ай бұрын
This game is insanely additing
@idsappples
@idsappples 7 ай бұрын
Blue black after my own heart
@Kasaaz
@Kasaaz 7 ай бұрын
8:03 - Blue Steel?
@MsAdsga
@MsAdsga 7 ай бұрын
23:36 probably because you said scholar wasn't worth it
@TTHJJD100
@TTHJJD100 15 күн бұрын
NL getting mad over probability as if a 1/3 chance means every 3 times it's guaranteed. Just means it's statistically unlikely not to proc 7+ times.
@yujiyujix
@yujiyujix 7 ай бұрын
27:40 why did the levels not get decreased?
@Slorping
@Slorping 7 ай бұрын
lvl 1 is the lowest it can get
@yujiyujix
@yujiyujix 7 ай бұрын
huh doesnt it make it lvl 0? i swear that happened to me im not crazy
@Slorping
@Slorping 7 ай бұрын
@@yujiyujix your life is a lie
@darianfelice5353
@darianfelice5353 7 ай бұрын
​@@yujiyujixthey changed it
@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire
@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire 7 ай бұрын
@@yujiyujix That was a bug that was fixed
@gulubdur
@gulubdur 7 ай бұрын
I knew NL was blue/black. Also, Bloodstone 30% of the time, works every time. Lastly, MadTv did a scit where the guys pretend to be gay to hookup with girls. They do this for years.
@lumpwurtroot
@lumpwurtroot 7 ай бұрын
I forgot about the austin powers tcg... new content when?
@Boris2690
@Boris2690 7 ай бұрын
northerlion< the egg joker
@kelzakdub
@kelzakdub 7 ай бұрын
Playing the game without having discarded a royal flush for Brainstorm is certainly a choice
@spamlikely665
@spamlikely665 7 ай бұрын
16:16 me when im at the mall
@sadoran4579
@sadoran4579 7 ай бұрын
How did he start a new run without opening the menu, what is the hotkey for that?
@powerfulghost
@powerfulghost 7 ай бұрын
hold R
@sadoran4579
@sadoran4579 7 ай бұрын
Thank u ​@@powerfulghost
@michaelricheson849
@michaelricheson849 7 ай бұрын
It's frustrating to see him play into superposition when he has vagabond and would get more tarot cards if he just played bad hands instead of straights
@HenryShoemaker-be4dd
@HenryShoemaker-be4dd 7 ай бұрын
NL introduced me to Balatro and I have now surpassed his progress in a fraction of the time
@turagamaxil
@turagamaxil 7 ай бұрын
I had to look up the austin powers trading card game. It's real lol cause of course it is
@TheJuryan
@TheJuryan 7 ай бұрын
this dude look like bert from sesame street
@ultraheaven8968
@ultraheaven8968 7 ай бұрын
Bloodstone is a lie , the 1 in 3 is cap
@FSSmash-dk4wq
@FSSmash-dk4wq 7 ай бұрын
Egg - we comment for the algorithm.
@gungy_vt
@gungy_vt 7 ай бұрын
I'm not good at Balatro, NL has definitely beaten more runs than me, played more of the game than me, and gotten better hands than I can. I'm sure he knows what he's doing. But I still cringe when I see him not even consider skipping blinds when The Pillar is the boss.
@nathanp.3206
@nathanp.3206 7 ай бұрын
My brother in egg. Smear joker is a ticket to straight flushes. Neptune my dude.
@wesleymcbob
@wesleymcbob 7 ай бұрын
There was a big content update to Slice & Dice would you play it pretty please NL
@StarDustDragon64
@StarDustDragon64 7 ай бұрын
early for the pogatro
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CAN YOU DO THIS ?
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