The jokers have chosen us (Balatro)

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Northernlion

Northernlion

Күн бұрын

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@falco451
@falco451 7 ай бұрын
have you ever wondered if Mama Liz could make a chili oil so spicy that not even she could dip a red seal steel king in it?
@Seabassthemaster1
@Seabassthemaster1 7 ай бұрын
Asking the spicy questions
@JB-xl2jc
@JB-xl2jc 7 ай бұрын
Do you ever wonder if Mama Liz remains out of the Chili Oil Factory because she too fears her creation?
@shephsnap
@shephsnap 7 ай бұрын
each and every day
@DJchoppa666
@DJchoppa666 7 ай бұрын
have you ever had a dream that you could you that you s… that you, he could polychrome so much that he could do anything?
@cyphate
@cyphate 7 ай бұрын
We're Werebalatro guys. Half balatro, half guys
@iceboundwings6107
@iceboundwings6107 7 ай бұрын
+2
@blackmage1276
@blackmage1276 7 ай бұрын
0:07 me when I'm having a fun time while shopping for a new vacuum
@employer2659
@employer2659 7 ай бұрын
+2 these days
@HansGroper
@HansGroper 7 ай бұрын
Me when I see Sal, Q, and Murr about to prank me
@valentino-fc2me
@valentino-fc2me 7 ай бұрын
RIP Joe you would have loved NL
@jeremynieto272
@jeremynieto272 7 ай бұрын
+2
@Ace-wc6cd
@Ace-wc6cd 7 ай бұрын
38:25 Me, a Chinese emperor, trying to gain immortality
@franslair2199
@franslair2199 7 ай бұрын
+2
@idlegameplayer3756
@idlegameplayer3756 7 ай бұрын
+2
@mjolnirsoul9214
@mjolnirsoul9214 4 ай бұрын
+2
@MolmorJS
@MolmorJS 27 күн бұрын
22:40 - 25:55 this whole tirade was great
@tayvey7733
@tayvey7733 14 күн бұрын
Literally😂
@braydenseims905
@braydenseims905 7 ай бұрын
We’re balatro guys, of course we watch 41 seconds after the video is posted
@noble4105
@noble4105 7 ай бұрын
We're balatro guys, of course we like the top comment that claims we do something because we're balatro guys
@ThiccKid
@ThiccKid 7 ай бұрын
Were balatro guys, of course we never miss a northernlion video
@Larryboy2701
@Larryboy2701 7 ай бұрын
TO BE FAIR TO THAT ONE GUY: The USA version of Rubber Soul had a slightly different track listing than the English version, including not having Drive My Car on the album at all.
@XxBonkyxX
@XxBonkyxX 7 ай бұрын
4:50 Me when I confuse a pack of cards with my wallet
@yo_itsren9789
@yo_itsren9789 7 ай бұрын
+2
@autonomousanonymous6310
@autonomousanonymous6310 7 ай бұрын
+2 took me a second
@Vieweer
@Vieweer 7 ай бұрын
We're [REDACTED] guys, of course we [RECORD EXPUNGED]
@trehairston1840
@trehairston1840 7 ай бұрын
The eternal + 4 mult erosion is popping off
@memeculture3506
@memeculture3506 7 ай бұрын
we're balatro guys, of course we die after 3 days without water
@salatwaffel
@salatwaffel 7 ай бұрын
we're balatro, guys
@burning-r2y
@burning-r2y 7 ай бұрын
Me when im in an alternate universe where the jokers play balatro and pick us as the jokers
@lumaseed6490
@lumaseed6490 7 ай бұрын
Mama Liz Joker
@ZZalles1
@ZZalles1 7 ай бұрын
Egg clicked discard instead of play hand, making him tonight's Big Loser
@Joe__M
@Joe__M 7 ай бұрын
Now I know that SAP is old news but I just got a 10 piece while watching this video thought I’d share
@simonw560
@simonw560 7 ай бұрын
This is old news because it's 2 weeks old but: HELL YEAH
@ADxTygon
@ADxTygon 7 ай бұрын
Completely new to northernlion and seeing all these inside jokes in the comments section is making me feel like im living in some parallel, terrifying timeline
@tobypiva4306
@tobypiva4306 7 ай бұрын
i saw like 3 k8 and NL-coded couples in the theater when I saw Furiosa. like slim, bald white guy with stubble and glasses and asian woman with short hair, both in their mid 30's. care to comment on that?
@RagingAcid
@RagingAcid 7 ай бұрын
We're garfield guys of course we hate mondays
@Nikowo1610
@Nikowo1610 7 ай бұрын
28:18 hooooly he is the ultimate ally for that one
@n1l_0k
@n1l_0k 7 ай бұрын
🎉
@Fummy007
@Fummy007 7 ай бұрын
I also hit E for the first time today
@Crow_Bitch
@Crow_Bitch 7 ай бұрын
oooh now I get it holy shit
@gangstreG123
@gangstreG123 7 ай бұрын
​@@Fummy007 Isn't that, like, the most common letter in English?
@Nikowo1610
@Nikowo1610 7 ай бұрын
​@@Fummy007Yoooooo which kind
@QueenReploid
@QueenReploid 7 ай бұрын
28:19 this is such a good bit actually lmao
@bea3558
@bea3558 7 ай бұрын
its an old meme but ill allow it for pride month
@drip2245
@drip2245 7 ай бұрын
Help I don't get the reference
@ValTheGnat
@ValTheGnat 7 ай бұрын
@@drip2245 e Is short for estrogen, a drug that trans women take to transition. Fallout New Vegas is a game heavily associated with trans women, speaking from personal experience here, for some reason or another. So he made a joke about hitting estrogen when he played fallout new Vegas.
@marazali1816
@marazali1816 7 ай бұрын
I don't get it either and i just watched the fnv series is it over for me
@rankus
@rankus 7 ай бұрын
@@marazali1816 im watching it too and also dont understand
@lime9699
@lime9699 7 ай бұрын
26:07: Me opening the last stall in the Tim's (it's also covered in shit) before trying the McDonald's next door
@Thunderfro
@Thunderfro 7 ай бұрын
We’re guys, so back.
@gaelencms
@gaelencms 2 күн бұрын
"you're a smart guy and i just wanna see you do better" devastating
@lilchromosome9016
@lilchromosome9016 7 ай бұрын
4:44 me looking at my bank account after a hard week of work on a minimum wage job
@blackmage1276
@blackmage1276 7 ай бұрын
+2 so much suspense
@s0mniosidae
@s0mniosidae 7 ай бұрын
+2, the suspense pushes it over the top
@oscarmartin4482
@oscarmartin4482 7 ай бұрын
Of course I'm eating the one time he goes into detail about public restrooms
@lime9699
@lime9699 7 ай бұрын
34:46 Local Thunk pitting two bad bitches against each other with this pack
@indoorpark6577
@indoorpark6577 7 ай бұрын
I'm literally tripping on acid and that new Vegas joke just hit harder than the damn nuke
@indoorpark6577
@indoorpark6577 5 ай бұрын
whoever just liked this comment. thanks for reminding me I posted it.
@nipsonanomimata
@nipsonanomimata 3 ай бұрын
@@indoorpark6577 Taking acid only to watch NL play balatro is like... taking acid only to watch NL play balatro
@indoorpark6577
@indoorpark6577 3 ай бұрын
@@nipsonanomimata I was coming down! I needed comforting background noise
@danser_theplayer01
@danser_theplayer01 7 ай бұрын
I have 17 different emails pretending to be Poste Italiane, I have never once in my life sent a postal package.
@theofficialkeanureevesYT
@theofficialkeanureevesYT 7 ай бұрын
0:04 when you ask the adult actress with a heavy accent what her favorite types of shoots include
@powerlifting1012
@powerlifting1012 7 ай бұрын
First three seconds I thought oh funny and then I heard him out, and now it's really funny
@ortxxxm
@ortxxxm 2 ай бұрын
character development at 26:20
@danielzbusby
@danielzbusby 7 ай бұрын
Ahh can't wait to sit down and enjoy my dinner while watching some clean NL humour. Edit: The water ran over the mound of shit... Abort!
@rayanal-shikhi140
@rayanal-shikhi140 7 ай бұрын
We’re balatro guys, of course the vibes aint right (holds R)
@DaemonicDownfall44
@DaemonicDownfall44 7 ай бұрын
As someone who has worked public maintenance, people are ANIMALS in the bathroom (especially hockey players)
@sovereigneric
@sovereigneric 7 ай бұрын
No joke, the mid-pack story time is my favorite
@kaimusic7884
@kaimusic7884 7 ай бұрын
Me when Jack Oswald White says I can become his henchman
@PraiseZealus
@PraiseZealus 7 ай бұрын
Yknow chat. Some days I think he isn't "just joking" with us after all.
@autonomousanonymous6310
@autonomousanonymous6310 7 ай бұрын
31:59 me playing minecraft when netherite dropped
@blackmage1276
@blackmage1276 7 ай бұрын
+2 but you need diamonds to get netherite
@Jacob-uj2jc
@Jacob-uj2jc 7 ай бұрын
he is anointed
@Osmicombo
@Osmicombo 23 күн бұрын
Studies have shown you're smart for that. Doing something on your computer vs on your phone leads you to thinking the decision through more. It's part of why mobile games make so much money.
@feargames7446
@feargames7446 7 ай бұрын
21:41 is the screen shot for the thumbnail I just noticed it outta the blue while watching 😅
@weirdopup
@weirdopup 7 ай бұрын
We'rrrre Balatrrrro guys, of course we hold down rrrr
@VinShady
@VinShady 16 күн бұрын
4:55 me when I make $2000 per pay cycle, budget $1200 for rent, $300 for groceries, $350 for utilities and clothing, then spend $98 on a cool figurine
@terrytg9652
@terrytg9652 7 ай бұрын
you aren't balatro guys you're just chronically online
@Pinkpig47
@Pinkpig47 7 ай бұрын
If localthunk actually printed these cards i would buy them immediately
@diegomotta3229
@diegomotta3229 7 ай бұрын
9:00 ok is it just me or is the one song nl brings up against the american psycho vampire weekend tweet the one actually soulless corporate with a veneer of artistry song of their whole discography He’s got the right idea, at least
@LogEnjoyer
@LogEnjoyer 7 ай бұрын
why is no one acknowledging the toilet story i feel crazy. i was eating when he was saying it
@nickvullings8728
@nickvullings8728 7 ай бұрын
As he threw the run 😂
@nullius9807
@nullius9807 7 ай бұрын
Slay the spire? That’s preposterous doesn’t he know we’re balatro guys?
@quincyjones9657
@quincyjones9657 7 ай бұрын
17:30 he was fumbling the bit until he turned it all around with that “tonic?”
@georgiewestside
@georgiewestside 7 ай бұрын
4:56 me after i save $1 a week for a year
@UminokenOshanu
@UminokenOshanu 7 ай бұрын
Picking two eternal jokers at basically 0 mult each at Ante 4 is the opposite of locked in
@Ardefisty
@Ardefisty 4 ай бұрын
Took me a second to get the new vegas bit LMAOOO
@makimaki1
@makimaki1 2 ай бұрын
the best modest mouse song is dramamine btw
@iluxa-4000
@iluxa-4000 7 ай бұрын
The Garfield banter reminded me - when Detective Pikachu released, I went "fuck it, I wanna see it", and I was like 21 at the time :D
@yujiyujix
@yujiyujix 7 ай бұрын
hi tomo
@Honking_Goose
@Honking_Goose 7 ай бұрын
Hello Tomofer.
@braxtengarrett2302
@braxtengarrett2302 7 ай бұрын
48:09 rubber soul abbey road
@acidburnxp
@acidburnxp 28 күн бұрын
Holy crap I forgot all about Hearthstone until he mentioned it. I'm guessing there are still people out there that play it though.
@stevebob240
@stevebob240 7 ай бұрын
How does Furiosa look like the Flash?
@DeathByRabbit
@DeathByRabbit 7 ай бұрын
We're Balatro comments section guys, of course the vibes are rancid!
@jaredweakstrike6195
@jaredweakstrike6195 7 ай бұрын
11:15 me when my piss is yellow and not clear
@coolfool183
@coolfool183 7 ай бұрын
that's called a pig butchering scam, there is a John Oliver episode about it
@drejbrasand9247
@drejbrasand9247 7 ай бұрын
hold your child and aim but i guess no arm strength
@aliendude552
@aliendude552 7 ай бұрын
Dramamine is my Modest Mouse song
@cFrogjar
@cFrogjar 7 ай бұрын
And like if someone's about to call you they message you and say "ok I'm gonna call you"
@aakashmalhotra3259
@aakashmalhotra3259 7 ай бұрын
Don’t sleep on The Fall Guy it’s way better than the trailers let on!
@TheTmendez01
@TheTmendez01 7 ай бұрын
35 viewers? Did he use the hanged man on some?
@tsarquinn8500
@tsarquinn8500 7 ай бұрын
SAHARA STARRING STEVE ZAHN AND MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY MENTIONED!!!!!!
@tonyloafpoundstone
@tonyloafpoundstone 7 ай бұрын
What game would we be watching rn if NL didnt fill his slots with eternal jokers that dont do anything? Man wouldve cleared gold stake 2 months ago.
@ARZSZN
@ARZSZN 7 ай бұрын
THIS is how I learn that Steve Albini passed? :(
@ARZSZN
@ARZSZN 7 ай бұрын
Going to relisten to his interview with Daniel Sarkissian (on KZbin)
@cFrogjar
@cFrogjar 7 ай бұрын
arcana pack by suit is cursed
@blackmage1276
@blackmage1276 7 ай бұрын
25:24 LMAO WTF
@blackmage1276
@blackmage1276 7 ай бұрын
I can't even think of a joke for this one
@SilasDavid_
@SilasDavid_ 7 ай бұрын
Bro nl called me out takin a shit and vaping in the bathroom in public bathroom sadge
@Aymungoos
@Aymungoos 7 ай бұрын
NL is just like me fr fr (bald)
@powerlifting1012
@powerlifting1012 7 ай бұрын
Dead ass? No cap on a stack?!!
@quid2238
@quid2238 7 ай бұрын
50:00 MODEST MOUSE MENTIONED
@coolfool183
@coolfool183 7 ай бұрын
why is chat gaslighting NL about the Beatles
@newvolume7
@newvolume7 7 ай бұрын
More bathroom stalls in Japan have been hit with nuclear bombs than in North America lolz
@mattoleary811
@mattoleary811 7 ай бұрын
Its never not funny that NL views movies with an artistic reverence when he talks about schlocky stuff like Bay or Emmerich movies, but can't stand any video game trying to be more than a fun little toy.
@jonathanhamilton5520
@jonathanhamilton5520 7 ай бұрын
Bloodstone is such a bad joker
@420oddish7
@420oddish7 7 ай бұрын
Oops all sixes makes bloodstone goated. Had an ez ante 14 today with that setup
@alexisp7281
@alexisp7281 7 ай бұрын
the Fall Guys trailer is actually the worst advertisement for that movie, it's insane. it's far better than the trailer made it look, which is to say its like an 8.5 and not a 5
@augustdahlkvist3998
@augustdahlkvist3998 7 ай бұрын
Guys
@steelgunsuit
@steelgunsuit 7 ай бұрын
NL is the Alex Jones of video games
@littlej211
@littlej211 7 ай бұрын
NL always buys hallucination then says its bad. I honestly think its the worst joker in the game, tied with Red Card. NL seems to agree but still always buys it!
@BruhBruh-uh2dj
@BruhBruh-uh2dj 7 ай бұрын
First
@ChiefenKief
@ChiefenKief 7 ай бұрын
You should try paying attention to the game atleast like once
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