The Best Of Bill Bailey (Never Mind The Buzzcocks)

[@MJQueenForever]

I know this was about Bill (leg-end) but Simon when he tells Donny Dicko "I should explain. Bill is a professional comedian. You won't win'" killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@julileaf]

"Bill is a professional comedian. You won't win". I love that part.

[@chinamanandfriends]

Solitary brother.... solitary WEASEL! Hilarious!

[@ComedyLove28]

"It's like a mohican on your pancreas man!" Donny Tourette was seriously out of his league on this show XD

[@richardpaxford9011]

"In the burrow!" XD

[@IFalled]

For that is my natural habitat!

[@mrSam3ooo]

Still hilarious to me the way he says it, knowing full well what is coming 😂

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

this just makes me miss Mark Lamaar more. Come back Mark Lamaar you were hilarious

[@coley38772]

Pat Tanackered, agreed, very funny talented man.

[@theboystevens]

Can't stand the man

[@radoodledoo]

Whatever happened to him ?

[@AcheronsDisneyDiva]

"I should explain, Bill is a professional comedian.....you won't win." LMAO Bill Bailey is legend!

[@Peripatetic5]

It's been said many times before, (by Phil Jupius too, I believe) but I really wish Lamar was the host during the Donny episode. I think Lamar would have put him thoroughly in his place. Watching Donny's distended ego being assailed all night would have been a pleasure. It was disappointing that Bill only really responded at the very end of the episode: "You're about as punk as Enya."

[@MythicSuns]

Apparently (or to be precise: according to Donny himself) Donny was actually pretty drunk when he was on that episode.

[@red-pn8fk]

@@MythicSuns and? it was cringeworthy. middle class twerp gets drunk-oh the scandal

[@ricequin]

That clip with Fearne Cotton never fails to make me laugh so hard I stop breathing. The eyes in the walrus go round and round.

[@PoisonousPen]

…I’m not 5 😒

[@birth0fserpents]

the wheels on the otter go up and down

[@PoisonousPen]

To this day, almost 15 years later, I can’t listen to “Killer” without thinking “solitary weasel” 🤣

[@bexmjt10]

As of today that songs changed forevr

[@gnbyrne]

The Stevie Wonder, Sting & Michael Jackson joke may just about be the best ever joke on buzzcocks.

[@bradleybaum9000]

george byrne Mark Lamar almost misread it!

[@samuself]

"he would probably beat him to death" one of the greatest things ive ever heard on tele

[@AICabal]

Buzzcocks never been the same without Bill.

[@kisbie]

I have not been able to sing Adamski's Killer without the "weasel" line since Bill came out with it. He has a unique talent for elevating any piece of music to the level of 'genius'. Though I think his finest hour, on TV anyway, was sending Prince Charles into hysterics with the 'Belarus national anthem'. That and his Guide to the Orchestra program.

[@jayb8321]

IN THE BURROW

[@looshkin83]

It's completely true, i didnt explain it very well. Bill was apparently unhappy as he had such a great rapport with Mark. So he decided to take an extended hiatus.

[@sirfatant]

I just love Bill Baileys humour.

[@Missus_Blaze]

I love the way Bill says "im not five" hehe

[@sarahrichards1788]

Actually cried laughing. I love Bill Bailey. I’ve seen him live three times.

[@ShaunHawksworth]

"Bananas in pajamas..." "Cradle of Filth, innit" XD

[@dant7072]

it's like a mohican on your pancreas man!

[@ComedyLove28]

As much as I love Bill, Lamarr's Daniel Beddingfield joke totally owned this clip XD

[@kickthejetengine]

"I don't want a rock, DJ" "I wan't a riverbank. Lightning wit

[@GHANA2000023]

when bill was doing the wheels on the bus bit. he says at the end "i'm not 5!".and everyone is probably thinking 'yes you are' lol. he one of the best comedians out there. and he is not scum. he's brilliant.

[@allypally2895]

2:15-2:59 and 4:16-7:01always makes me cry with laughter. Seen this video about 5 times now.

[@BggProductions]

"Bill is a professional comedian... you won't win" LMAO

[@srw9]

oh my god, thank you so much! i absolutely love bill. i can be in the worst mood of my life and he still cracks me the hell up

[@carbonlead]

"bill is a proffesional comedian. you can't win!" lol

[@xxaoife]

"in the burrow" LOL when mark tries to shove the card into bill's mouth...i died :D

[@Ironwulfen]

"Your human friends tried to save you" ... i died...

[@owenfitzgerald3219]

"Solitary WEASEL"

[@ss3goku00]

Wow, I was literally crying with laughter during the weasel bit. I almost died from asphyxiation.

[@bradleybaum9000]

Mark, Phil, Bill. The three were great together on Never Mind The Buzzcocks Phil and Bill would have been a great double act!

[@hankhardigan1104]

That first fade out with that look on the guys face. It made my day

[@flithyharry]

"Solitary brother..." "Solitary WEASEL!" hahaha, I fucking love Bill Bailey

[@MrHenryTheChicken]

In Bill's own words from later in the episode, he's "about as punk as Enya"

[@Selkie15]

Lolling so hard right now xD "I don't wanna rock DJ" "A RIVER BANK! A RIVER BANK!"

[@nonofyabidnez5737]

The last clip was great It's the same thing that happens when people heckle Jimmy Carr ;D

[@pjsmoulder]

i love watching him trying to work out if bill's making fun of him or not.

[@Sandheaver]

"I should explain - Bill is a professional comedian...you won't win!" Best thing Simon ever said on the show!

[@CountryQuestion]

i love bill bailey's evil voice haha

[@quickshotproductions]

I love how you can see the tension building in that wannabe punk's face as bill just says whatever he likes.

[@kisbie]

It's sort of true. Bill did two more years after Mark left, but later admitted that he and Phill never really got on with Simon.

[@dcbsmt]

Mohican on your pancreas is still one of the best lines ever.

[@Uberjetsu]

"...Bill is a professional comedian. You won't win!" classic :P

[@IamTheStormThatIsApproaching1]

*IN THE BURROW* 😂

[@PurushaDesa]

My God, Bill and Noel on the same show - on the same team!

[@undertaker3134]

Check Room 101 with Bill as a special guest,he explains all XD

[@mrbrian826]

4:10 One of the only times I've laughed at something that came out of Phil's mouth.

[@superhamzah85]

Bill Bailey is immortal.

[@thesparkreality11]

pencils look see fuck it!

[@Phazio]

Oh poor Bill. xD "BILL IS A PROFESSIONAL COMEDIAN... YOU WON'T WIN!" xD

[@mrzero6]

HAuahaua !! Loving this !!!! right on...... Great UPLOAD!

[@kisbie]

My favourite Bill Bailey joke on Buzzcocks was his "20 king-size mole burrows/Marlboros" pun on a David Cassidy video,(which does make more sense if you've seen that clip). Ronnie Barker would have been proud.

[@andreaslie90]

That guy at 0:09 Dear god in heaven!

[@Uinb]

"You'll not win" love it, that was the best episode they made.

[@hiyasly555]

noel fielding + bill bailey + donny tourette = BEST SHOW EVER!

[@ThatCoalSoul]

5:44 This bit cood hav fallen out of a Black Books episode!

[@bexmjt10]

The beating could easily of come frm black book I've tears streaming down my eyes 😂😂😂

[@quickshotproductions]

"I should explain, Bill is a professional comedian. You wont win!" hahaha

[@merlinn1982]

brilliant,pure brilliance

[@JayRicci7891]

thats cool, and i agree with you about noel fielding he might have been a good replacement, but i dont think he's as random as bill bailey, so it wouldnt be the same

[@JustMe-tp2dw]

Mark and Bill comedy, good ol days 😂

[@gtaftw2]

im giving this 5 stars for two reasons. first, bill is awesome. second, you have an epic profile name. nice work

[@BigAlaMcC]

for people who are unsure, this is the main reason. seeing as Amstel took over and booked people on to take the piss out of.

[@BritishComedyUK69]

Loved this show x

[@GHANA2000023]

i thought it was good when Donny said things nobody laughs but when bill bailey and the others say something the audience go crazy.

[@user-yx7dp2pl8t]

Love the way bill acts

[@heyfootballhead]

omg the first clip, i was thinking about the film wrong turn before he said it lol

[@andysalter4473]

Bring this back NOW!!!!!!!

[@musicfiend99]

i love the end, simon tellin that guy to be quiet before he gets destroyed.

[@jaryd12345]

@Sandheaver That and when he asked Lethal Bizzle if his car runs on Dizzle haha

[@Brennna]

"Solitary WEASLE!" I love Bill.

[@memoryroad626]

"let me explain, Bill is a professional comedian . . . u wont win" xDDDD

[@Havok16]

Bill Bailey... Never Mind the Buzzcocks... and Slipknot. Mate, that was a brilliant trio :P

[@filip737]

Bill is a professional comedian.... you won't win.! hahahaha soooo good!

[@123JPIreland]

'I must explain. Bill is a professional comedian... You'll never win'

"the ears on the elephant go round and round"... I'm sad the Phil Collins Another Day in Paradise bit didn't make it on here though...

[@thebaconcruesader]

"good seed on the land...for we are farmers" XD

[@PineappleTreeTrunk]

Simon's comment in the end is brilliant

[@Hazza150]

bloody good stuff there mate.

[@HPmcDoogle]

ahahaha, Bill Bailey is an utter genius with comedy hahahaha

[@DrummerMan52]

5:15 the best part XD "IN THE BURROW!"

[@swine13]

Isnt that the bloke of "Nevermind The Black Books QI Have I Got For You"?

[@AbiiAwesomeness]

Brilliant vid =)

[@staley101]

That last bit always cracks me up 👍

[@TheBlackJacksItalia]

"Cradle of Filth, innit?" makes me lose my shit everytime

[@selina4]

Originally it's an old American folk song called "Cotton Eye Joe" , in 1994 made popular by Rednex.

[@JDLupus]

I was crying with laughter... SO FUNNY

[@feros05]

"...Bill is a professional comedian, you won't win" XD so right, he is awesum ... A LEGEND!!!!

[@LanAuren]

Indeed. Cracks me up every time I see it, haha.

[@shedlybo]

laughed so hard I cried! So freakin funny!

[@jabbafeet]

the best bit is the bit where the presenter is hitting him for the weasel remarks lolz

[@derghaze906]

That WMM intro with the Alt Rock gave me mad nostalgia

[@spazymarkdl]

he was the best thing to happen to the show

[@kungpowrules]

The ears on the elephant go round and round :D LOL

[@AcousticJesta]

excellent

[@JRTKett]

I've been to see Bill Bailey live!!!!

[@Lovebug3003]

I did enjoy that, thank you XD

[@slipknotarebest]

KZbin have asked me if they could put advertising on this so I could make money its got that popular.. Turned it down though :D

[@bencameron539]

Carefully he's a hero