The Best of Both Worlds w/ Ian Fidance | Your Mom's House Ep. 757

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Hi Mommies! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P have some new music tastes to talk about before opening the show with a guy who has a size question for all the ladies out there. They then show a video clip of their fully customized bathroom. This is the kinda guy ya gettin. Tom also plays a snippet from an old YMH episode where he predicts how his nose would turn out as an older man and then plays a clip of an old man senator having fun with some old timey words.
Comedian and podcaster Ian Fidance joins the Main Mommies and he recently dropped a new comedy special "Wild, Happy & Free" which led to him filling out his childhood fantasy of being a ghostbuster and filming at the firehouse from the movie. Ian debates Tim and Kristin about his bisexuality, specifically the male kind, and determines if it's cap. They check-in with the Double Soul Shaman, check out Christina's new footwear choices, and play a quick would you rather, before getting into some of Christina's infamous TikTok curations. Are bi dudes cap? Chime in below!
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:45 - New Music Tastes
00:04:06 - Opening Clip: Big Ones, Small Ones, Medium Ones
00:11:04 - Tom & Christina's Bathroom
00:19:09 - Tom's Nose Prediction
00:21:57 - Clip: Racist Senator
00:24:57 - Irish Jig
00:34:26 - Ian Fidance Loves Ghostbusters
00:37:15 - Ernie Hudson
00:43:06 - Bi Is Cap
00:50:20 - Transitional Tastes
00:58:27 - Clip: Military Check
00:59:52 - Odd Man Out
01:02:56 - Double Soul Shaman
01:06:40 - Birkenstocks
01:11:45 - Would You Rather
01:14:08 - TikToks
01:24:54 - Clip: NYPD Dance Team
01:29:33 - Closing Song - "Gay Questions" by MC FluidBon & DJ GlassGender

[@BevelAesthetics]

Ian’s description of the double soul shaman, ‘liver king for gays’ is fucking astoundingly hilarious and accurate

[@fawkesdaddy]

I love that this was the first comment I saw. I shot down here, just to find this fucking comment! As SOON as Ian said that, because that right there is clip worthy.

[@mooose106]

Best of ian for sure

[@giantturd5157]

​@@fawkesdaddyokay

[@Jacqie_Lee]

Couldn’t b more on point.

[@zacharylala5566]

I am definitely using “fucking astoundingly funny” whenever a comedian drops a bar

[@annedevlin09]

RIP Top Dog! Always a pleasure hearing clips of your dad, Tommy!

[@steadfasttherenowned2460]

Tom noticing the water glass cam, finally, was epic

[@Mahane76]

When was it?

[@dubyas1989]

@@Mahane76 right during the opening

[@jlopez026]

YESS

[@michaeloftaoism]

They've had that camera there for several grips now! 😂

[@BB-it3ks]

We were all complaining about that weird shot… But Enny playing the long game… Waiting for Tom’s reaction! 😂

[@untilsomeday8962]

Playing old Top Dog is Gold 🥇 RIP TOP DOG 😢 we all love you Edit: All the likes from this comment are a tribute to Top Dog

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Remember him talking about changing Tom's diapers? That's my favorite Top Dog moment.

[@untilsomeday8962]

@@Hjaelteomslag My favorite Is when he would tell Blond Jokes for TBunz and Christine 😂

[@Br_ittany1119]

Miss him, and Charros calls on the pod.

[@untilsomeday8962]

@@Br_ittany1119 I totally agree 💯

[@KylePotter-xc7oy]

TOP DOG 4 LIFE

[@chasekoz]

Anyone else miss the Cap Report each week?

[@LBTennis]

No. Shits dumb

[@landonnew4454]

Was just thinking the same thing last week! Bring it back Enny.

[@TheLandOfKings]

YES, sick of this airtight shit tbh

[@Thekidwatchingyou]

Totally, very tough to find something every week tho

[@chineduogboh4594]

Yupp

[@FrankieIpp]

I don't even have kids yet, but the love you clearly see Tom has for Top Dog makes me want to be a fun cool Dad.

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Becoming that cool, fun dad is only allowed after years and years of good, consistent parenting. If you're that way from the start, I doubt you'll want to be friends with your kid.

[@FrankieIpp]

@@Hjaelteomslag you can definitely be fun and cool while also being good and consistent.

[@Hjaelteomslag]

@@FrankieIpp I wholeheartedly agree. The problem with this is that I see so many of my son's friend's parents go all out with the "fun dad" thing. So many parents can't seem to balance this out with actual parenting.

[@soupstheman143]

You dorks, the real secret is leaving your family for 2+ years in the middle of tumultuous child development years, the comeback and begin a messy divorce in front of the kids! Some people have no idea who families work sheesh

[@Fox_Trot777]

@@soupstheman143 This is the way.

[@nicholaspyle6649]

I'd pay decent money to see a vid of Charo walking into the new guest bath at 2am and hearing Top Dog's voice....

[@tomatosawse]

gold content

[@erkl8823]

​@@tomatosawse Can someone tell these rich people that BABY-WIPES are *more* effective than buhdays, or whatever ghay sh*t they call it, "toto"... I think they don't know cause they don't change their own kid's diapers...

[@sniperofaces___5866]

It would just be a old catholic woman crying to god, AKA gold content ^

[@steadfasttherenowned2460]

"Ian, you look like you permanently have one of those disguise glasses on with the nose" - David Lucas

[@jlowry7723]

He should sell them at his show instead of the match books

[@joshcgavin1]

That was perfect the other night

[@aarongabriel2571]

He’s conspicuous as a gay guy and as a jew.

[@C.A.D.]

The joke everyone has known since first seeing him lol

[@steadfasttherenowned2460]

@@C.A.D. it was awesome that Lucas finally said what we were all thinking.

[@blockboyRP]

It’s may. I’m here.

[@tedium37]

Don't be stingy

[@drsavage3262]

Ian is the Oberyn Martell of comedy! He fucks who he wants and it is what it is 😂

[@willvr4]

haha that's a great comparison, and spot on!

[@The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare]

awww that was very nice!

[@Pooter11]

Christina saying she needs to hold on to her goth roots while wearing a sweater that is probably over 1500 bucks is the funniest thing she's ever said

[@Mickey_Valentine]

No she stopped being funny in any way after like 5 years of pushing every neonazi idea or discrimination that jordan peterson vomits

[@nq6508]

All she needs to do is wear dark eye make-up and not dress like a grandma. She could even pull that off if she would just wear black or better patterns.

[@Awegeeze]

Setting the bar kinda high aren't ya?

[@theecatindahat]

The look on Tim's face when he plays clips of Top Dog. I miss my dad.

[@Matthewgarsteck]

Thank you do much for taking out the "coming up..." Intro then serving up and ad. This is like a breathe of fresh air for us poors

[@0ldar]

I understand the notion, truly, but the algorithm doesnt. Comments and views still give this video a boost in the algorithm. If you truly want to do them harm, stop watching them, unsub, and never talk about them irl to people. Things die because they are forgotten. Things you hate stick around

[@clkallday]

Dear Ian, please don't ever change. You're a gem! Love Bein" Ian podcast and what a fantastic special! I can't believe this is his first time on YMH. And also, this is the calmest I've ever seen him on a pod.

[@devanzoshift817]

Anytime Christine says “Mom Segura” during the intro music, I always know it’s gunna be good.

[@butterknutts5888]

Ian is a classic guy, he reminds me of comic book disguise glasses from the gum section.

[@cameronshawcross819]

Listening to YMH to warm up for an interview with HR

[@shansmith266]

Ian’s reaction to the Burks was perfect 😂 so many other options for some house shoes

[@sniktythwip5524]

How does the Double Soul Shaman NOT have a painting in Studio Jeans? 🎸

[@Sid-Hardman]

F-ing seriously!

[@Simiocrates]

You can't rush a masterpiece

[@whitekony1006]

A double soul second appearance with Ian fidance in second seat would be incredible. Orrrr, having the shaman on bein Ian with Jordan Jenson would be even better than the above.

[@LimorG]

Made of Orine and Spermidine

[@npm5001]

The fact that neither of them knew about the KristiKam makes it even better haha. Well done boys!

[@RileySorenson]

Booth Boys on point!

[@AntoninoParino]

It’s actually one of the most touching things I think Tom has ever done with his Dad’s toilet voice overs. I’m going to discuss this type of memorial with my own dad and if he’s not keen I’ll do it anyway. Who needs an expensive grave when you can have a talking bathroom

[@DuB-All_in]

Enny wants to quit so bad but he ain’t bout to fuck up his 💰 thoughts and prayers

[@CopperEyeFilms]

You think so? He went from being a total nerd who doesn't shit to some seemingly badass tough guy and the unofficial voice of the black community. I think he knows what he's got going.

[@marlonjennings2093]

But Nadav is doing so well

[@chucklefizz]

Does this not seem like the dream job to anybody else? Enny’s standoffish demeanor shouldn’t be mistaken for misery, it’s just how he is.

[@Ozo_Violet23]

@@chucklefizzyeah I never understood it, people eventually get greedy and what a bigger piece of the slice

[@kdizzy333]

@@marlonjennings2093 lol fr. His content is pretty awful

[@andremarks4624]

The half naked guy at the beginning of the show gave me Jon Lovitz vibes with his delivery and mannerisms.

[@ryankarnes8566]

Ian just fits this podcast so much

[@sal36_]

Love the Being Ian with Jordan podcast, the Dan Soder episode if my fav. So flipping good

[@RealSykes]

First time hearing about Ian, love him already. Have his special queued up after I finish listening to the podcast.

[@fishseason101]

Im so glad ian and jordan are getting this push, Both are so funny love the pod tom!

[@omarsepulveda7072]

When Tom went on their pod it was hilarious

[@rickylooez2388]

I love Christine, but she’s the only one that I see that wears heavy winter sweaters in Texas, all year long!😄

[@Mickey_Valentine]

And the only woman fattter than joey diaz capable of fat shaming others .... i would love she would do the " Europe Whale tour " so she would get a bit of her own remedy

[@sarahramirez7308]

So funny! 🤣😂🤣 y’all should have Jim Norton and his wife Nikki! They are perfect! ♥️

[@Daddy.loves.you.]

They did

[@StonkeyDomp]

After Kill Tony, now I only see Ian as a guy whose nose and mustache come off with his glasses. 😂 I only wish Jordan would've been there!

[@meddlinginthemiddleandwood5727]

Ian is such a fun dude

[@melissaeager3410]

39:48 im so stoked to see Ian on here... not just sending funny Bi vids to Tom ❤

[@lokiravra]

I love Nigel Thornberry ❤

[@henri1298]

"You couldn't find your eggs... on EASTER"

[@user-ue8wo9tx7b]

Bro, been laughing at this for hours😂😂😂. I can't stop thinking at how funny those all were

[@Shannon.Shananigans]

Great Opening Clip. I am absolutely smiling... The things that make me happy now. 😊

[@bearkuda]

So funny that they think a Chicago Fire scene is real life lol

[@steventyler3985]

haha right. I thought it was real for a minute when I saw it on tiktok but it seemed odd. saw it was from a show later.

[@xanderscott807]

​@@steventyler3985The name of "a show" is called Chicago Fire.

[@steventyler3985]

@@xanderscott807 I already knew that and I don't care...They said it in the show and I saw it on TikTok like a week before this was aired.

[@kmh552]

Christina got some BIRKS! YASSS.

[@JPtard26]

Being tricked by the Chicago fire clip is so funny lol

[@d1y7l]

thank god tom finally called out christina’s over the shoulder shot

[@lukeroush905]

Upload Top Dog into an AI so he can still be apart of the show 😂😂

[@compacoffeeroasters]

Even ai knows the importance of “hey buddy”

[@BPH55]

The thought of Tina in Birks and a track suit when Tommy comes home from the road makes me soft by proxy. 😂

[@rudders6666]

This is by far my favourite podcast of the multiple ones I watch/listen to

[@N0L1F3gaming]

lmao. the coffee shot is so silly. we need a comp of all those shots

[@RileySorenson]

I bet they're working on it. Still keeping it under wraps so that the super cut will be epic.

[@spacejamgoliath]

Ozempic is so goth

[@Mickey_Valentine]

And jordan nazi peterson .... and fat shaming others when lets say the female husband of Tom Segura is actually bigger than Uncle Joey Diaz

[@johnjohn1586]

Them barely noticing Ennys drink cam is funny.

[@MZCORONA91768]

Tina flip flops as quickly as her Birkenstocks!!! Last year she was saying how disgusting they were 😂 awe a true fellow Gemini 🥳😂👑

[@strumdogmillionaire]

Tom has how many pairs of glasses? He chose the crooked pair 😂

[@floridawilldrown]

It’s cause the big ass nose is crooked lol I have the same issue 😂

[@cheesentrees2555]

Can’t unsee 😅😂

[@futureskeletons66669]

I'm wearing black rubber Birkenstocks at home right now. They're better than Crocs, they have arch support.

[@saraseveryn8650]

Trash ;)

[@cheesentrees2555]

Also, I really worry that Garth is going to take legal action against YMH at some point for how far this bit has gone 🤣

[@Mickey_Valentine]

Ohhh and the FTC ??? two bears one cave has more product placement FTC violations enough to bankrupt jeff bezos 😂

[@SanchoVilla_MOTAx]

What up, fellow poors.

[@thomasalessio]

Wow soft flex, just telling every fat poor that you’re not fat.

[@marlonjennings2093]

Are you genuinely upset at the poor jokes? Asking as a comedy fan

[@tennillepatterson5500]

Doing good, mommies.

[@kmartinquadeuce]

You know poor'n it up. Thanks for the shout-out, my economically challenged broski!

[@marlonjennings2093]

@@kmartinquadeuce some people moaning in the comments are leaning into the poor joke. Some people are genuinely offended though and that’s hilarious

[@collinyoung1009]

I literally just almost passed out at "dancing monsters" 😂😂😂

[@drsavage3262]

I'm so glad we finally have an explanation to why the coffee/hand cam happened! Enny 😂

[@tristankrohn2942]

Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo For tonight, I'm a-gonna see my, my cher au mi-oh Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-oh Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the Bayou

[@user-zn3cf8kr4r]

Damn man. One of my favs. Ready for some crawdads TONIGHT!!!

[@tristankrohn2942]

One of my favorite Hank Sr tracks, plus a good example of the old time way of saying "having a gay time"

[@josephskeie]

Tom and christina talk like they live in opposite sides of there house

[@Potatisem]

*They're

[@Psylar87]

​@@Potatisem *Their

[@Daddy.loves.you.]

“There” has the word, here, in it so you can remember that it means a location. “Their” has an i in it so you can remember it is used when talking about something belonging to someone. The other “they’re means they are. The ‘ represents the a. You only have to remember the first 2 and figure out the third by process of elimination.

[@Jacqie_Lee]

Ian! Ian! Ian! I love him rising through the ranks so much.

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Tom def on his way to ga3 town…just look at his wife😂😂😂😂

[@CagedZebra16]

Keep em high and tight mommies

[@rodgerclements5493]

Damn you know your getting big when you can get a Disney star like Olaf in the studio.

[@JeffTaylor-tr7my]

Best Ian appearance ever on any podcast.

[@elicrafton7428]

Anyone watch Killtony on Mondays and guess who the guest will be from that panel for the Wednesday ymh lol I'm 9/10 currently

[@dubyas1989]

you can do the opposite too, figured david lucas would make a showing this week after he was making the podcast rounds last week

[@stevengrabo]

Facts

[@stevengrabo]

@@dubyas1989David only misses if he’s on tour

[@steelers9799]

How did they manage to get this video of Louis CK for the opening clip?

[@P.dripps92]

😂 I literally thought the same thing hahaha

[@Colin5Meadow3]

I’ve been wondering about that camera angle of Christina’s hands, drink, desk area for months now. That it was an inside joke I missed. Just some fun from the booth bois, love it!

[@bcorn2317]

Special guest is CoCo Diaz, btw for Netflix is a joke

[@untilsomeday8962]

This is the only day of the week I look forward to thanks to this show😂... Meow Mommies!!

[@untilsomeday8962]

Bring back Gaylord... hilarious 😂

[@tennillepatterson5500]

Watched the special last night. It was GREAT! Congratulations to Ian.

[@drsavage3262]

23:25 Enny is dying inside bahahaha 😂 what a good sport!

[@maxcohn3228]

All we need is Nick Mullen and thr full CumTown gang would be YMH alums

[@Idococaine69]

Get Mull-Dog!

[@emersonlake9302]

Nick will never do any of these comedy podcasts. He is too self destructive and hates himself too much to look to advance his career in this medium

[@tjmbcba101]

I’ve been watching a lot of Ian lately now I get the YMH interview.sending hate from Kansas

[@BucolicNightlife]

Omg, the Antiques Roadshow costume brooch collector hat guy! I love him. 1:18:51

[@laramie1222]

I love that Tom’s NYC voice was just his Joey Diaz voice 😂

[@alideees]

Christina might be the only person in the entire world who likes that stupid fucking song.

[@Emcobb2]

I heard the other day and said “this is fucking trash”

[@WKRP187]

What's it like being so f..n miserable in life??

[@marlonjennings2093]

@@WKRP187 he’s poor and he’s a wrestling fan. Leave him alone. He must be close to the edge

[@stevengrabo]

*must be

[@alideees]

@@stevengrabo is quite possibly**

[@Murrrll311]

The water champ cut to’s are subtle but 🔥

[@enc69]

Ian Fidance & Mike Recine have been on a heater this past week as pod guests. Great specials too.

[@felixandrescastillo]

Im surprised there isnt a movie about a depressed cop that loves to dance 😂😂😂, "When i dance, no one dies" 😂😂

[@josephm3346]

Which last week tonight did he mention the Garth story?

[@Chidzvidzextra]

Was like 2 or 3 weeks ago. Think the pod is behind

[@mitch_cave]

Just found it, it was S11E6 @ ~10:13. Main story was about Food Delivery Apps.

[@MoneyMark97]

Best pod on the internet 🤌❤👖

[@jeffbrooks6166]

I definitely fit in the “poor” category Tom’s bathroom sounds awesome 😂

[@daveinmontana7726]

HEY TOM, your right ear is higher than your left ear. Makes your glasses crooked. Go to the eye doctor and have them dipped in the HOT sand and adjusted so they're straight on your face. Very common issue.

[@georgeprendergast8305]

😒🙄🤦....the level of autism is strong

[@robertbradford3461]

Everyone has one ear higher than the other

[@adrianbyrdie]

Even worse you can see it when you wear them, the bottom of the lens distorts

[@untilsomeday8962]

I prefer the 2+ hour eps the best

[@jjsmomma2456]

I can't get enough of Ian 😂

[@The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare]

Ian is so cute, I saw him with Jordan on Stavros' podcast and he was so adorable when he was laughing so hard.

[@Benjamin4895]

Bring back the jew

[@advdada]

HOW IS IAN ON HERE BEFORE NICK MULLEN!

[@deebop3539]

My friend Nick doesn’t concern himself with such things.

[@blairsmith3199]

Turns out nick was the last one to make it from the cum town podcast. Thought he'd be the first to get a break

[@DubVNik]

charisma bitch

[@theskyguy2352]

I believe you mean *my* close personal friend Nick Millions

[@nq6508]

Nick Mullen is insufferable and self righteous. I tried so hard to like him when he attractive. Now I can't even look at him without thinking about taking a shower. He will probably never evolve from being an "Alternative" comic.

[@k.c.simonsen2]

At 26:04 - this shot is genius. So hilarious. Points to whoever edited this and cut to this angle.

[@theblankyblankness]

Taxidermy dog would freak out a real dog.

[@stevengrabo]

Yeah, imagine if you had a human corpse hanging up in the living room

[@TheJamesDyl]

I wish these comedy podcasts would stop sharing guests every week, gets boring hearing the same shit on 3 different podcasts

[@jlopez026]

If the surprise guest isnt Daniel Tosh, I'm totally cool with missing out

[@DeeDee-wb6zy]

The NYPD “dance” team sent me 😂 I though it was an snl bit; I can’t believe they were serious 😂😂😂

[@mikebrogen2709]

Another episode of Enny walking back his tough talk when anyone brings it up in person this is pretty much every single time every single topic

[@ryandoherty9696]

Christine needs more ozempic, she's heavier in this episode. Remember when these fools tried shitting on Paul Saladino? 🤣

[@Tincanbanana3030]

Just not the same, and I feel lame saying it

[@4martch]

Tom focusing on his nose and Christina making him feel bad is hilarious

[@mitchroell4558]

Going to see tommy buns tomorrow night, can’t wait!

[@sylvestercalzone1003]

8 billion people in the world and this is the guest? Bert would almost be an improvement at this rate. RIP YMH

[@fixed4816]

First one back in a long time for me. This show lost it a long time ago

[@PeteyCheeks]

How dare you

[@ctrl_alt_del100]

R.I.P your useless life lol 😂

[@thehumanwiII]

Shoulda had you on as the guest

[@elicrafton7428]

26 letters in the English language and that's your username? R.I.P. creative thinking. Ian has blown more dudes than you have brain cells sir and if you're not careful he'll be coming for you BB gurl.

[@ricklopez7151]

Christina is the only person that wears heavy winter sweaters in Spring in Texas!😀

[@jcole82]

HE IS THS PERFECT GUEST FOR YMH. HE IS THE EXACT MIDDLE OF WHAT YOU REPRESENT.!!!!!!!!!!

[@callofduty4eternity]

Ian is the best! Watching the special after this ep. Congrats!

[@garrettjvb]

I keep expecting the are you feeling unsafe guy to throw his hands up and yell "MIMZY!"

[@k.c.simonsen2]

"Dancing monsters" fuckin wild lol