The Best of Dracula | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

[@FrFrijole]

“Here’s another look at Dracula’s balls” thanks for that Robot Chicken

[@thecreativecurator7829]

We get not what we want, but what we need.

[@slugcereal8647]

"here they are, bleh!"

[@saskialewis3942]

Uni Frog I read this at the exact part

[@fgdbbddhhdhdj1591]

We get not what we need, but what we deserve.

[@GamerFreak-jf3qq]

@@fgdbbddhhdhdj1591 we got we don't deserved but we got what we were given.

[@music4ever1981]

"Nurse, what was his blood pressure?" "Zero over zero." "Okay, that's pretty low." LOL

[@devilslayerthesaintofkille1317]

Low as his testicles.

[@themadhatter3989]

No concern.

[@darknessblades]

Dr Nick walks in the room: HAAYYY everybody Dr: Nick blood pressure 0 over 0 seems normal, you're as healthy as a practice corpse Nurse: Dr nick those wheren't for practice

[@DylanWatson1]

Dracula in his bat form trying to catch up to the plane was adorable 🥰

[@thesmiteguy7619]

"Where's the bomb?!" "You'll know when you're dead!" "I AM DEAD" LMAO HAHAHAHA

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

It has to be Steve Blum voicing him. He rocks.

[@blackT1E]

where is that chaac montage

[@thesmiteguy7619]

idk

[@bemzen5240]

Bite me. (looks at the camera, smiling)

[@snakota]

hahaha i'm dead too :D

[@burtonl7239]

As a chinese, I can attest to the fact that the doctor looked like a Hong rather than a Wong. 8/10 times, the goatee is a giveaway.

[@pharaohkai1]

Burton L lol

[@highwithahero329]

THATS HOW YOU TELL!

[@temporaldisplacement]

666 likes ...well played sir.

[@JosephDeLosSantos-t3m]

Kyle Brett is no more haha

[@apllo4193]

A chinese named burton I presume

[@Tsai_tama]

"No, I'm on a liquid diet" The silence after that😂

[@soulassassin0g]

Dracula: "I took care of the bomb but I'm afraid all the passengers are dead." Flight attendant: "But we're not dead?" Dracula: **hangs up the phone**

[@joihoi499]

soulassassin0g read this as soon as that part was played and almost died

[@rhuttrho88]

He's gonna OD on blood. Or throw up from stuffing himself. Whichever. 🤣😅😅

[@VTuber_Central]

Pretty sure he cant take on all the passengers

[@VTuber_Central]

@soulassassing0g *over 100 likes for repeating what the video said*

[@user-ov2fc5sd1e]

@Chris Oly I know, right?!

[@radicaledward3783]

I love the fact that dracula basically kills everyone but it still somehow works out for him. 😂

[@g2macs]

'here's another look at Dracula's balls'...........had me in stitches!

[@edschramm6757]

"those are hanging a little low"

[@ryancarrion782]

Are you ok? Why are u in stitches I really hope everything is fine!!!! Make sure u see the doctor though!

[@MatheusCosta-li7zx]

That new hellsing arc looked awesome

[@spaceguy7203]

Matheus Costa I half expected him to throw the bomb at nazis while seras victoria shot down a zepplin at the same time

[@jennikifm2]

XD

[@christopherpineda9124]

Drac: I don't like ... You. Host: Well I don't like you! I was probably the only dying after that. 😝😂

[@JusticeforLiberty]

Probably .

[@queeniethequeenbee3701]

EXTRA THICC.

[@FreedomWriter3]

Lol that got me too! 😂​😂​😂​

[@kendallpitt4795]

That caught me off guard 😂

[@jaylenlenear3944]

best part to me lol

[@calviincalifornia4048]

i miss when vampires used to be nearly unstoppable death machines :)

[@bloomblock2768]

Hellsing Alucard: Permit me to introduce miself...

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

Tsubaki of Melancholy (AKA me...LOL) We still are ^^. We just also like to have icecream when we arent killing people or starting wars.XD

[@Kay.sims1]

Same

[@batman_but_caked_up]

@@bloomblock2768 probably the strongest vampire ever written

[@gumslice]

@@batman_but_caked_up I take that as a challenge.

[@cobracommander6420]

I love how every skit has a different Dracula Action Figure

[@crimsonflame6881]

Here's idea how about having Dracula having an unexpected, unplanned family reunion with Draculoura his Daughter from Monster High, Sibella his Daughter from Scooby Doo and the Ghoul school, Mavis his Daughter from Hotel Transylvania and Alucard his Son from CastleVania

[@demvian9780]

That has to be, the most ambitious crossover, ever, of all time. 10/10 In concept, I'd go just for the sake of it.

[@kevlarvest7375]

Let's keep Alucard out of that one... I could see everyone but him.

[@bloomblock2768]

Hellsing Alucard be like:

[@nobodyknowsforsure]

"I took care of the bomb but all the passengers are dead!"... "But we're not dead??..." *closes phone*

[@langbo9999]

Feeding time!!!!!!

[@gameraniki4250]

Drac: i took care of the bomb, but i'm afraid the passengers are dead Stewardes: But were not dead **half a second for a horrified face from everyone** Lmao XD

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

It has to be Steve Blum voicing it. He rocks. xp

[@cheesypies]

thats the best part XD

[@kmjl93]

Uriel Septim It's not Steve Blum. It's Christian Slater.

[@shujahchaudhary2329]

Yeah i watched the video to kid.

[@Sableguy97]

That was one of very few times ive actually felt fear watching robot chicken

[@11338325]

To be more exact, since Dracula was based off of Vlad the Impaler who was born in 1431, Dracula would be 589 years old today

[@byronsenior6499]

He's actually based off Elisabeth Bathory.

[@11338325]

Do you have any proof of that?

[@byronsenior6499]

Yeah that's what I should have said. His appearance is that of Vlad. And his character is that of Elisabeth.

[@Kaefer1973]

+Byron Senior And his vampirism is based on that of Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu's "Carmilla".

[@byronsenior6499]

Didn't know that. Cool.

[@strassboom2612]

“The following takes place between the Advent of Chaos, and the killing of Chaos.” -Jack Garland

[@unfairdarklight3940]

I don't drink..whatever you just said

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

Boy you're racking up the weirdo points, ya know that buddy?

[@unfairdarklight3940]

@@amyschildgamerlive4519 I don't like.. YOU

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

@@unfairdarklight3940 well I don't like you!

[@crankypipo]

..ble ble.

[@unfairdarklight3940]

I don't like you​@@amyschildgamerlive4519

[@strassboom2612]

“I don’t drink… Chaos.” -Jack Garland

[@drixg555]

Rejected Sub-Title for a Castlevania Game: Dracula's Balls.

[@zer0p]

"Bite me" :D

[@SuperKiobi13]

I hope he realized he deserved to die for that joke alone

[@greywalker505]

SuperKiobi13 Look on his face said, “Worth it.”

[@r.washington9146]

I was on a stake out.... Best line in the entire skit 🤣

[@victorbryan5482]

Dracula destroyed his mortal enemy and had himself an all u can eat buffet. Pretty maniacal.

[@nightrider3889]

"I don't like...You" how I end all my conversations

[@0penthaughtz]

Man this Dracula 24 skit was a struck a genius.

[@Squidlark]

*stroke of genius

[@krishantaneja8316]

Dracula: we took care of the bomb but all passengers are DEAD Flight attendant: WEre nOt dEad! Dracula: imma end them 😏

[@naturalist4life396]

2:10- that kills me every time 😆

[@nneeerrrd]

tf u r still alive then?

[@naturalist4life396]

@@nneeerrrd yes. It's a figure out of speech. 🙄

[@Ozspanman]

A couple of good laughs in that one. Well done !! Well worth a watch.

[@mitchell1357]

"I was on a stake out" 😂😂😂

[@M0nkeyBoy1321]

I love that thing he always does randomly at 4:00 hes looks at the camera like, Blaaaaah.

[@johncabrera9745]

If you ask me I think Dracula set the whole terrorist attack up I mean seriously he killed every informant and miraculously knew which plane has the bomb and somehow knew where the bomb was exactly and the plane just so happens to fly over his arch enemy’s home and now he has an entire plane of people to drink from yeah definitely a set up

[@anthonymcrooster3703]

"RELEASE THE BOMB!" "Wait for it - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEAND NOW!" I usually don't comment the quotes straight from the video we all just watched, but that part was my favourite KZbin moment of the week 🤣

[@sweatybanana969]

"a sore throat bleh!" fukt lol here's another look at draculas balls XD

[@rudolphantler6309]

Goddamnit this could actually be a pretty cool movie!

[@realkorti]

can we download dracula's (and palpatine's) ringtone somewhere? :D

[@policerthought5649]

Realkorti It's just the ringtone from 24. I'm sure you can find it somewhere

[@avatarofasura3971]

I like how the action bit was basically just a vampire version of the jet scene from The Boys

[@richiefxx5510]

“I was on a stake out” 😂

[@theonewhowrotethis5681]

I think the last Dracula is voiced by the same dude who voices Jack Garland from Strangers of Paradise, but I could be wrong (the dude voices one of the Draculas on this show).

[@nicksbrown1994]

Nope, you're definitely right. That's Jack Garland's voice actor, Mocean Melvin.

[@theequalizer694]

@@nicksbrown1994 half locomotive half vampire bat all chaos hater

[@earth6993]

The end is disturbing 😂

[@MDthornton83]

Dracula is awesome.

[@girardwhiting2086]

The only thing I have against vampire logic nowadays is there are blood banks around the world

[@james_ford86]

That may be true but, if you go by the vampire myth, vampires prefer to drink blood directly from a living host. Blood kept in banks isn't the right temperature and there's the risk of clotting/coagulation. That said, vampires do not have to drain their victims to the point of death. If vampires really existed and they could exercise some restraint, I'm certain many people would volunteer to feed them, sort of like a symbiotic relationship. I mean, how cool would it be to have almost indestructible beings willing to protect humanity from beings more dangerous than us in exchange for simply being fed? As long as no one has to die or be turned against their will, I don't see a problem with it. This is all a moot point, of course, as vampires don't exist, but it is cool to think about.

[@Genesiscoupe3000]

@@james_ford86 You would be on here with that hippie bullshit. Please go feed some poor leeches with that logic. Lol

[@james_ford86]

@@Genesiscoupe3000 I'm not a hippie, and hippies were born way before my time. That said, I was simply discussing a hypothetical situation. Would it happen? Most likely not. But, if you didn't want to read about it, you could have simply not read the fucking post. Go fuck yourself, asshole.

[@ARRRGH480]

@@Genesiscoupe3000 easily triggered are we?

[@Genesiscoupe3000]

@@james_ford86 Lol easily triggered kid? I was making a joke, but I should have expected you to be the overly sensitive type. I'll ask my girl if you can borrow some of her tampons.

[@The-Man-On-The-Mountain]

I feel like I don´t deserve this show. Is just too good.

[@EzraDair]

2:39 finally a decent tie on the show !

[@BigrookieMER]

Dracula makes the worst super hero ever!

[@DartLuke]

Bigrookie Superman killed more people in Metropolis

[@Facade953]

Haters gonna hate!😅

He.....sucks........ as a super hero

[@amandapike2477]

@@DartLuke Only with idiots like Zack Snyder are writing him, don't use that as an example. The man once said he'd only write Batman if he could have him raped in prison. I'm not sure how he got the job of running the DCEU.

[@zilla6385]

I don’t like yoooouuu

[@padraic773]

Can't wait for necks weeks installment of Dracula

[@mustafeezahmed9536]

I almost spitted out my tea when on bomb dropping scene. 🤣😂

[@supersizesenpai]

"Now here's another look at Dracula's balls. *plop*" LMFAO

[@kangwamngandu3671]

Where's the Bomb ? "BITE ME " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ApolloSniperman]

“But we’re not dead!” *click*..

[@Deuteromis]

What's so great about this is that Kiefer Sutherland not only starred in 24 he also played a vampire in The Lost Boys.

[@Montesama314]

I wish I could get out of bed that energetically.

[@0001captainawesome]

"But we're not dead",....*click*, lol.

[@reninthesauce]

Season 2 Castlevania looks great

[@llNobleMousell]

Probably alone on this, but the funniest part was when he woke up seeming very shook, looking around blinking his eyes, then checked his watch said "huh" and passed back out.

[@Treopse]

That bat was adorable

[@youraveragewhitetrashrockf550]

Dam Dracula got the lightskin stare

[@rubenvela6247]

My part was Drac at the dinner table.

[@johnterry4702]

Ruben Vela I loved that part.. ‘I don’t drink.. beeeeeeer’ ahahah damn these skits were funny.

[@rubenvela6247]

@Dave Gordon no I didnt do the voice. My favorite is how he talks and look at the camera when the guy asked if he wanted a drink.

[@znerol8]

I spit my water when the nurse said “ 0/0”

[@dennisryan1812]

Wine i don't drink wine ok beer i don't drink beer

[@Dehslash9]

I really wanted The Dark Universe to become a thing. I wanted Ahmanet and Dracula to duke it out against eachother

[@robk1990]

That 24 skit was hilarious

[@TheKrensada]

Holy shit is that Markiplier?!

[@jennikifm2]

TheKrensada No. He’s not half Chinese. He’s half Korean. He does look like Mark

[@justme42300]

@@jennikifm2 and sounds like him

[@baklapjr]

van helsing is dutch, not german >:(

[@gianni206]

And Drakula's Hungarian-born Romanian! Whatya gonna do about it???

[@pinecone9619]

German people are Dutch

[@harryturner5586]

who cares

[@devontemorgan672]

eh, close enough.

[@justanotherperson4300]

Pine Cone no

[@danieljuno810]

0:14 lol “your racking up the weirdo points, you know that buddy!?” 😂

[@cjayjumpman]

1:45 wait is that Markiplyer ?

[@shugarburke1987]

Did that bat have on boots?? 🤣🤣🤣

[@cloudstreets1396]

4:29 - go for papa palpatine.

[@miacox9641]

The balls have dropped

[@adrianag9431]

Man: can I get you something to eat? Dracula: no, I’m in a liquid diet *stares at the camera

[@TheFallKingXO]

“I don’t drink wine. I don’t drink beer. I don’t drink, what ever you just said. I don’t drink water. I don’t like you”

[@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX]

4:32 has the same energy as the Revenge of the Sith younglings scene

[@amerocker]

"What is that? Is that a bomb?" Van Helsing ☺😀😁😂

[@Beckwourth]

"but we're not dead" You see you were, the moment a vampire boarded the plane.

[@BinxandDan]

Is the music in 3:31 a throwback to Castlevania? I dig it!

[@jeremiahdansereau2950]

2:04 I dont say BLAH BLAH BLAH

[@eD-cf2un]

"Something Asian" Oh wow.

[@redrock1963]

........."wait for it.....wait for it........."

[@darkhound_inc]

*Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand NOW!*

[@sunny-yl3yv]

drac is the og batman

[@213byron]

That Dracula 24 reference is perfect down to the annoying ringtone lol

[@SkittleXero]

He's also voiced by Christian Slater. Sounds pretty good for a Keifer Sutherland imitation voice haha.

[@PvtParts-px4jy]

When Markplier is a doctor

[@mrj2359]

3:17...Burst lungs!

[@darkshadows2071]

:42 I drink.... Bloody Marry

[@Boba19423O]

I loved the references to 24, I loved that show!

[@murrkat6148]

1:49 lmao

[@032a2]

1:58 - 2:01 I screamed- 😭

[@Аку-ю7ф]

that last part was pretty Alucard-y ngl lmao

[@hanbill]

Last one is just so good

[@snowtigerfirst455]

1:39 that's markiplier

[@jennikifm2]

Snow Tigerfirst Lol xD

[@shivanshgupta7338]

Air hostess -" but we're not dead " Dracula- 'yet'😂😂

[@alexwilliams9189]

I would watch an action drama series with Dracula as a counter terrorist agent. And yes I have watched and read the Hellsing series

[@jondunmore4268]

1:37 -- Keanu Reeves

[@Endgame707]

Dracula is a leprechaun

[@rikosaikawa9024]

He’d see Dr Acula

[@theguythatsezsomethingreal9183]

This skit always makes me laugh 😂🤣

[@copperhead577]

That last bit was really good

[@zyshaunwalden3633]

He is the real batman

[@johncabrera9745]

I genuinely think Dracula set up that terrorist attack just to kill his arch nemesis and to have a plane of people 2 feed off of

[@someotamatonewithayoutubea9478]

I don't trink......beer :)

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Homelander learned a thing or two from this

[@kholemcrae1100]

Morbius plot leaked