THE BEST OF R/CRAPPYDESIGN

[@A_combustible_lemon]

0:36 “We fire the whole bullet. That’s 65% more bullet per bullet!” - Cave Johnson

[@theominouspigeon]

exactly what I thought

[@drakath5727]

haha railgun go pew

[@randomlyexisting-z8r]

gentlemen we got a portal refrence

[@minecraftchest2]

"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson

[@theominouspigeon]

y'know what's so crappy design? when the comment box doesn't show up and you have to exit and re-enter the app 12 times

[@juniotongol2392]

When

[@garden6520]

Dude thank go I am not the only one who experience this

[@WantedPencil]

Just is happening to me (i can only reply by tapping the reply icon on the comment, but there's no comment bar.

[@drakath5727]

Yknow whats also crappy design? Having it so the playlist shuffle button universally breaks after a couple songs and winds up looping in on itself without the full playlist included, so you just get stuck watching or listening to the same 2-10 videos over and over, and this being a constant issue for over 4 months (probably longer, i might not have noticed it at first!). At least theres a temp fix to just reload the playlist by clicking a new video on it each time you notice it.

[@Pinkcircleguy]

You also know what else is crappy design? The text color when making a comment still being black when you're on dark mode.

[@thesaeik7625]

I can NEVER get over the "Uncle Roy?" one, it makes me laugh hysterically every time

[@nek0mancer_uwu]

2:18 fun fact, there did exist something called the Nintendo PlayStation. it was intended to be a CD add-on to the SNES, and Nintendo even worked with Sony, but due to issues with the contract, Sony pulled out of the partnership before it could be completed, and made their own PlayStation as a separate console competing with Nintendo

[@EdiWolfOfficial]

Nintendo backed out not sony

[@nek0mancer_uwu]

ah, my mistake. i was going off of what i remembered hearing a while ago, but i guess my memory ain't perfect lol

[@EdiWolfOfficial]

@nek0mancer_uwu lol it's ok

[@EdiWolfOfficial]

@nek0mancer_uwu you're just like me

[@efad3215]

After that, Nintendo partnered with Philips and gave us the Mario and Zelda YTP extravaganza on the CDI

[@thatguywitacap]

5:52 it's dutch and it says: " Children from school the bee hive are letting you know. Watch out, we cross the street here". Horrable design

[@anxiety_ridden3]

ik ben homo

[@Lunarphoenix606]

the O is red whit white is the standard for dutch street signs the issue is that it means stop here but the ohter part says pay atention so can you drive there now? (Its sign 10F under the CROW and RAW)

[@minecraftchest2]

57:29 "All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin." -GLaDOS

[@xavi_papa]

5:49 translated Children of the school the bijenkorf (literally translates to bee field) lets you know *WATCH OUT, WE ARE CROSSING*

[@ukhtii]

you know it's a good day when a 2 hour video is the first video on your timeline when you open youtube at night.

[@wrexhammusic]

2:18 Fun fact: Sony were supposed to partner with Nintendo to make a CD add on for the SNES (Super Nintendo). Sony and Nintendo had done everything but sign the contract, but before that could happen Nintendo realized that another company (either Philips or Panasonic) would take a smaller cut of the profits from the add on, so they passed Sony over. This in turn, encouraged Sony to make their own console which released a few years later (PlayStation 1). We ALMOST had a Nintendo PlayStation, but being screwed over by Nintendo made Sony create their own console to compete with them out of spite.

[@kassyrobinson1816]

Poor Lexi. You darn near have a stroke with some of these things. Great job on ALL these insane signs everyone!!!!

[@ethantalbot1811]

29:11 "i have no nose, and i must sneeze"

[@downside_]

This is the best fucking comment and I’m so mad no one has seen it yet

[@andrewfrey6960]

From what I figure on the weather scale, you would never get a zone that's the slowest speed right next to the highest speed. When the scale is larger, you start out run out of colors

[@minecraftchest2]

23:56 the entire point of 24 hour time is so you dont have to worry about am/pm tags.

[@zackerysheldon7362]

Those tilted windows are called "witches windows" and supposedly witches cant go through them. Dont ask me why they put that on what i assume to be a buisiness building. Have they had previous encounters with a supernatural shoplifter?

[@blackspark]

23:16 I have those exact measuring spoons and cups. None of them have the marks anymore

[@fox_in_socks7]

Robin mentioning the Winchester House (2nd video/part) when the video I watched before this was The Boys at Winchester Mystery House with Sam and Colby has GOT to be a sign of something

[@ShadoeLandman]

For the record, outlets can be on top of tables. They have them that way at the university library. And, no, the tables aren’t attached to the floor (though they are very heavy).

[@SDE1994]

14:07 thats gotta be a revenge build not a crappy design, the left building intentionally built to block the right one

[@TiredCorvid07]

34:54 I have had genuine nightmares where I had to use bathrooms like this LMAO

[@adamrichards3174]

My elementary school had a restroom like this

[@CherryHotSauce]

11:10 there is absolutely nothing about that mask that would make it impossible to breathe

[@Door_handle-blablabla]

5:45 translation: children from school the beehive are letting you know: watch out we're crossing the road.

[@thethinkgreen143]

4:07 Eat more pizza Be more drink more beer happy 😑 -+- 😦 | /|/ /\ _/\ | Eat more pizza. Drink more beer. Be more happy.

[@infinityryanyoutube2013M]

2:03:40 Rubble (the name of this dog, I know you don’t watch paw patrol) must’ve been haven a lot of time figuring out the layers of his teeth

[@intangerbline3683]

48:35 The person who made this is a school dress code.

[@infinityryanyoutube2013M]

1:54:20 MATTEL, WHAT’VE YOU DONE TO MY BOY THOMAS (Thomas minis are just understandable because Mattel is 1 of the worst Thomas owner)

[@ExSharkV]

So my best guess as to why the instructions at 36:00 don't have spaces between the words is because it was likely translated from a language that doesn't have spaces in between words for example Japanese or Chinese.

[@DeputatKaktus]

Ah yes. The „Management Gears“ at 10:44 - they are also part of the „Manager slide show“ starter pack. The only requirements are: 1) The gears must not mesh to make sure that nothing moves 2) If they do mesh, they must be arranged in a way that ensures nothing moves

[@indolencegaming]

These designs are why I don't play Sims, i'm terrible at everything to do with design

[@DrakonHype-1-]

That’s the fun part, you get to be terrible on purpose! Cause suffering to your sims! Take the ladder from the pool! Make long winding hallways so they can’t find the bathroom! Do what your heart desires!

[@indolencegaming]

@DrakonHype-1- my god. I was so blind to the possibilities!

[@blackmedia7075]

1:39 actually makes sense. Some old electric motors or gas stoves need full power to start, and can only be throttled down later once they are running. Starting on lowest setting would stall the motors and risk melting wires. And with the gas stoves it may be easier to ensure they get ignited on full power, and it would likely also prevent gas leaks with the dial in the off position, because you can be sure that the stove is either completely off or full power when the dial is near off position

[@Build_Dummy]

17:29 it says “born to love you darling” the way they spaced it made it unreadable

[@tristanmitchell1242]

7:55 That little key with a hollow up arrow on it, between the Enter/Return and the Left Arrow/End key, is the Right Shift.

[@evanrhildreth]

1:40 Technology Connections had a whole video on why the knob is like that. In short, motor speed controllers have the "off" beside the max speed, so when you turn the dial from off to on, the motor will get enough power to start spinning.

[@Gay_e.triste]

26:17 How my teacher thinks the labels are:

[@salmonder]

1:30 an architect here. It might be working as intended. parks are often designed to hold water during heavy rain to prevent flodding on the streets. Park can play an important role in managing rain water in cities

[@ericsoucie2865]

2:11 My school got there bathroom fully redone... There is now a urinal where you can be seen from the other side of the bathroom. Meanwhile in one of the other bathrooms a lock is placed barely too far back on the door to work. The other stall next to it has the door mounted too low. Good thing the door hinge for some reason has suspension in it. You can lift the metal door with your foot just enough to latch it.

[@ericsoucie2865]

Then at another school I went too when I was in like first grade or so. The bathrooms by the gym where giant fully metal slabs. They weighed a ton. Well of course since its like an isle for the end stall I was in, when I closed the door after leaving the hinges snap and I have a giant metal plate falling down towars me. I'm glad I got out of the way.

[@JoBot__]

43:36 Chibi enderman reference! :D I thought I was the only person remaining who cared about such a thing.

[@MisatoBestWoman]

15:29 we all know we’d watch the hell outta the Robert the sponge and Patty the star shaped being show .. or maybe I’m just weird 17:26 and you’d love it Robin, because you’d be amazing

[@kiro_derg]

4:26 reminds me of how kids used to draw stick figures at my elementary school lol

[@Slycooper14]

“I wonder how awful it must be to have arms coming outta the side of your head… Frosslass: 👀

[@ZaeLocke]

3:57 The crappy design here is that the box isn't strong enough to hold the cans so it rips. I've had it happen with 36 count Dr. Pepper.

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

the pool one just straight up looks like a modern meme lmao

[@avaruuspottu]

24:59 no he's just waving at us

[@EricLoire]

"Father, i cannot click the book"

[@ILikeParties-mq3bl]

35:39 this is actually funny

[@ChaosSammakko]

18:18 Do you know the slogan of freddy fazbear's pizza is "Welcome to freddy fazbear's pizza, a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life!"

[@ChaosSammakko]

Ya want that place to be your bedroom? Hmmm...

[@theominouspigeon]

7:13 apparently 18 year olds dont exist

[@nghihuynh6631]

0:14 The little john ahhh house

[@PlatinumOrcaEdits]

The best of r/emkay should be next and just a compilation of all emkay related stuff

[@phydeux]

And the "blue slide" is supposed to be a climbing ramp. I know, instructions unclear, everyone's forgiven.

[@justapuffin9528]

My mom also has a fridge or a refrigerator from "ok.". Didn't think I'd spot that brand here of all places. XD

[@sineprint]

5:00 ITS THE GUY FROM LOVE DEATH AND ROBOTS THE ONE SELLING THE MACHINES I JUST REALIZED

[@Grianfan90]

2:24 "You're saying Tea Tea!"

[@MaliceTheGrey]

23:05 “Stop looking at me, Swan!”

[@kenobiiiiii]

2:26 "yes, im echo" -echo, bad batch

[@ILikeParties-mq3bl]

31:39 whoever said diamonds are a girls best friend horse

[@toportime]

My microwave would drive you crazy, the 8 button doesn't work.

[@13.Iris.13]

44:45 It looks like it has colors on the inside and on the labels, so pretty sure most people would go with the colors over the labels(my opinion based on what I see)

[@sourmouth12]

8:50 Stop, please do not enter If there is a customer in store. Our current practice is to serve each customer separately. To protect you and us from virus transmission, please maintain social distancing and we will serve as quickly as we are able.

[@AquariumThoughts]

The dual urinal is perfect when you wake up and have a split stream. Also, bike Lane in thumbnail looks like fun

[@GSerrano21]

9:04 Ah yes 🦴A🐕‍🦺🐈(.Y)

[@immagical7036]

47:30 “drugs? Drugs!” -Lexi

[@smolmoru]

17:03 oh look, it's the stairs from my nightmares. now where's the part with the gap in it that you have to climb up to while being directly over the deep drop all the way down to the basement?

[@bigjohnsonbird]

2:44 femboy granson?

[@prestonthegod1]

55:13, was playing modded minecraft and legit found a gold wire in a spawner chest AS YOU SAID WIRE LOL

[@TheRealLemongrab]

3:12 crabs will bubble to keep their gills wet, there’s a fact for you

[@kurochi89]

26:31 Nah. I don't think that was a mistake. This IS California we are talking about here LOL

[@nora687]

14:44 the first two are like the groan tubes lmao

[@FrancisUnson]

45:00 "Incompetent rutabaga" 😂

[@randomlyexisting-z8r]

gentlemen national geographic messed up so it’s reasonable to make them named themselves national misdirection

[@beefboblol]

7:55 I HAVE THAT LAPTOP😭😭😭😭

[@coziiikinz5658]

at 4:00 i feel like the box broke, not that they tore it open. that happens to me every. single. time.

[@JoBot__]

1:06:14 I wouldn't be able to reach the toilet paper. My arms are too long.

[@nochillwill4667]

31:07 thats just Ozrumag, night son of the abyss, he's on vacation so give him a break.

[@ankianimations]

2:22 that's coffee coffee and chai tea

[@FinnRedway-Gore]

21:07 i think that’s something that you’re meant to climb up considering the slide at the right

[@GwyneddJ]

7:32 Just a couple of floating heads lol

[@Keltain]

A good use for awful glass wear: look for a school or studio that works with melting glass. If its terrible and you wouldn’t even want to donate it to goodwill, anywhere that melts glass can destroy it and use or, or dispose of it safely!

[@imjames6169]

I might be dumb but can somebody explain the crappy design with 3:00

[@robertvelasquez823]

What is the name of the rage scream sound effect? Specifically the one used for the dirty plate post Lexi had to do.

[@glenda_thepersona]

27:30 Best Robin laugh.

[@j-type6275]

love the memes

[@TheofficialJedisworld]

These designs make me laugh 😂

[@christinesizemore3]

1:32:22 - must be AI-generated, cuz it seems like the background is SUPPOSED to be, like, an icon print or statue on a shelf, but it looks more like a giant, throbbing... uhhh... tower... with ~ahem~ eye _balls_ at the base and a lil dude at the bottom praising the sight??? 😂

[@blurryphan7578]

10:10 I lost it at cervical. WHAT TO DO MEAN IT'S CERVICAL

[@ILikeParties-mq3bl]

2:27 Portable chargers💀

[@benorax7616]

2:02 HUNGARY RAHHHHH HUNGARIANS ON TOP

[@Jaessae]

4:11 - That's just german and means "Jumbo pot". It's a big pot. I have no idea about the design though. Keep that out of my food. XD

[@jacthing1]

27:01 honestly if I saw that, I might actually go ask the priest (since that looks like a church to me) what the story was with those clocks. Because their has to be one

[@smolmoru]

2:08 ofc that's on purpose. a city close to where I grew up has an apartment building with one window like that and it's funny how it trips people up who don't know about that lol same with that one upside down house on usedom island. also close to where I grew up edit: funfact, the crappy design got me while I tried to write this comment. those who are familiar with dark theme youtube and it's issue of keeping the text black on a dark background. such a big company, but they can't even fix such a simple issue. found out that people complained about that as little as a year ago and it hasn't been fixed ..geez I had to use light mode and an add-on to fix this

[@KyleCorbeau]

49:19 ...I love it... I don't know why but I find it extremely cute.

[@EdiWolfOfficial]

“Ovel Leol..” “Ovel Leo?” Where have I heard that before? 4:18

[@ILikeParties-mq3bl]

5:16 Another problem is that we don't know if theres 18+ homemade desserts or that its only for that+, because hmmmmm...

[@Tojisorcererkiller792]

3:18 goddamn Romanian.Its probably some sorta geography schoolbook.

[@user-o9d2g]

3:19 Babe, wake up, the Romanian language was mentioned

[@Stupid_alien_cat311]

5:41 this is that one boss from fnaf world

[@minecraftchest2]

16:58 i think the wall was built after the stairs but either way someone didn’t think it through.

[@RubenAshworth]

48:08 sorry bro- i was exited-

[@stevenbuzinkai767]

14:09 Dude built that to screw over a relative(brother I think) who owned the other building. 14:09

[@_Oddity_927]

1:09:44 The failure to censor the right word 💀

[@s3riallk1ller]

1:03:23 that is actually hair!